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Ape Escape 4
I wish the Monogatari girls would remain my eternal sex slaves and they would never get old or die from anything and neither would I.
>>341754024
Granted. It does not have any charm from the previous titles, the characters and graphics are muh realism edgeshit.
>>341753460
A good star wars vidya.
Galerians 3.Give me the Nitro lewds ffs.
>>341753460
Lost planet 4 done by the team that did LP2.
>>341756327
I want a game with Maximum Edgelord Kylo Ren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fF1ZSNTtBQ
nintendo fans' gf/mom/grandma/ get BLACKED the same moment they start to play The Legend of Zelda™: Breath of Wild™
I want to say Metroid Prime, but that already got monkey pawed.
Do you even know the monkey hand is cursed right?
>>341753460
Zero Time Dilemma is the perfect conclusion and ties up all loose ends
>>341756520
Granted. But all the hentai made of Nitro is giantess futa scat.
>>341756686
>that video
Kek
Timesplitters HD remake on all current gen consoles
> Hard mode, no "lost its original charm and everything is DLC
>>341753460
I want to be a cute little girl
Gimmie some good giantess vidya.
>>341756760
Why wish such things on your mother anon?
>>341753460
Make OP less of a faggot.
I wish... for Crash Bandicoot to be in video games again!
>>341757737
granted it has a very limited release in a country you are not from and all copies are going for prices you cant afford. the game is also impossible to pirate
>>341757737
Granted. But lost its original charm and everyhting is DLC.
>>341756760
Granted, but you'll have to make your mom and gandma get "blacked" with your own body
I wish I was happy.
>>341754189
Granted. You're all STD ridden and in constant pain.
>>341757737
Granted. However it is now a free2play game due to all the money it can make by adding new characters as DLC. Gameplay is still timesplitters, however campaign missions are released per week.
>>341757892
>>341758213
>nuh-uh u xD
elementary school tier, try again
>>341758282
Granted but you only get happy from doing certain things such as playing video games.
I wish I was happy
Kill me
patapon 4. on 3ds
>>341759204
granted but you die
>>341759204
Granted, but you are reincarnated as Anthony Burch.
>>341759632
fuck
I wish for Kotor 3 made by obsidian
>inb4 it's an mmo again/TOR
i wish for the monkey's paw to have no drawbacks
>>341756760
Granted.
Nintendo gets a monopoly on video games.
>>341759746
It disappears forever/stops granting wishes.
>>341753460
I wish that the remaining monkey's paw wishes will be granted regarding the intent of the wish rather than the vernacular
>>341757554
Everything went better than expected
>>341759687
It's more broken than Kotor 2 and New Vegas combined.
>>341759969
granted, but your dick is now missing it's head
>>341760295
Well i can just wish for my dick back, and then i still got like two more fingers of intent regarding wishes
I beat the system, faggots
>>341759687
Granted, but Obsidian goes bust and the game never reaches the public.
>>341760267
That went well. Good thing I'm average at modding
>>341759687
>Obsidian is bought by Activision Blizzard who then proceeds to make it
I wish I didnt feel that overwhelming sense of guilt whenever I have played a game for more than four hours in one sitting.
>>341759969
>>341760480
granted, but you turn into a fairyfly
>>341760690
Hmm, so micro transactions and waifu bait? I can live with that if the game is good/fun. I can even deal with all the new kiddies it would bring
>>341759969
You loose the paw after the wish, someone else finds it.
I wish for a turkey sandwich.
>>341760857
It's vegan turkey
>>341760857
Granted
But it has cheddar instead of swiss!
It's on white bread instead of wheat!
AND IT HAS MUSTARD! WHO PUTS MUSTARD ON A TURKEY SANDWICH? THE MONKEY PAW THATS WHO.
>>341760507
What a phizzle of a wish. I wish the monkey paw would go fuck itself
I wish everything goes wrong
>>341753460
I want Nier Automata to stay a PS4 exclusive and NEVER go to PC.
>>341753460DO NOT
>>341761123
>the monkey paw does nothing for it cannot grant that which is already granted.
>>341761076
I put mustard on all my sandwiches :(
Except meatball obviously
>>341761076
Honey Mustard?
>>341761203
Even on turkey?
I always thought turkey was exclusivly a mayo meat.
Mustard is for like pastrami or hams.
>>341761153
Granted. The game reviews terribly and people shitpost constantly on image boards about it. You play it and it fails to live up to hype.
>>341761218
Generic store brand regular...
>>341761324
I hate mayo. I use mustard on everything, even French fries
>>341761463
Truly 4chan is a place of pure evil
>>341753460
make her talk to me again
>>341761442
Hot English?
>>341761621
I use ketchup too. Ketchup and mustard is the ultimate condiment for a burger
>>341753460
Please make it so the NX has more than one game. Give me a new star fox with no gimmicks and make the NX backwards compatible.
>>341761978
Granted. The NX is a huge failure and Nintendo stops making consoles
I want a ____ Strike series to be resurrected by EA as a shooter than plays like call of duty, and for it to be successful and sell millions
Do your wose Moneky paw, i dare you.
>>341761712
No like the frenches kind.
BUT IT'S A DOLLAR CHEAPER
>>341762136
How much was used on the sandwich?
Was it toasted?
>>341762261
You can barely taste the turkey because there is so much mayo
It was not toasted. In fact, it's a little soggy
>>341762261
There is one giant solid gloop in the center of the sandwich and no it was not toasted.
>>341761202
Truly the only way to win
>>341762362
>>341762476
Is there some lettuce or tomato on it?
>>341762561
There is no lettuce but there is a half a slice of slightly outdated tomato
I wish that Dawn of War 3 had big battles and basebuilding!
>>341762673
I'd still eat it at this point to be honest.
Steam dies and PC gaming gets unmemed.
>>341762561
there...
there is like a little bit of shredded lettuce, not enough to be like a main taste but enough to be kinda annoying little anomalies in the sandwich...and I guess there is a slice of tomato.
Just one. And it is actually pretty good. Large vine ripened slice.
>>341753460
I wish for Guild Wars 2 to release a new expansion every bringing brand new, key gameplay content, and the sylvari and charr to become even more important to the lore!I know the monkey's paw will distort this and make GW2 such a massive, hideous clusterfuck and lead to the game crashing and burning! Fuck you, Anet.
>>341753460
>>341753460
how many wishes do I get?
>>341762763
Does the sandwich come with a drink?
>>341763212
IT COMES WITH A TALL GLASS ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER.
IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>>341763320
No, my life is empty
No more platform exclusives
I wish the paw wasnt cursed.
>>341753460
I wish for you to give me a handjob.
I wish I never read Emergence by Shindol
I wish Sika had a happy ending with her child
I wish these things stopped happening to other homeless people right now, and forevermore.
I wish to be a cute little girl~<3
>>341766856
Granted. You consistently raped on an almost daily basis by the most disgusting scum on the planet, eventually driving you to suicide to escape the torture.
>>341763594
Granted, but all big games are now as watered down and generic as your average AAA game from Ubisoft/Activision
I wish it was okay to post "vidya to play while high" threads on /v/
I want a new Shenmue.
>>341767782
Same desu, because i only really see myself browsing my steam library not knowing what to play when im high.
>>341767782
Granted. You will now build tolerance to drugs (including alcohol) 100x faster than a normal human and they all have near no effect on you.
>>341767880
Granted. It's shit.
>>341756760
Granted. No one cares.
>>341767614
>>341767782
Granted, the threass will be allowed but Hiroshima will give the IP addresses of anyone who posts to their local authroities who are now much more strict about drug enforcment.
Post if you dare.
>>341767782
Granted, but smoking weed has terrible unpleasant effects on your body potentially leading to death.
SPYRO TV SHOW
FUCK
>>341768185
>tfw no rad-x
>>341768167
GRANT MY FUCKING WISH YOU PIECEOF SHIT.
I wish I was a cute gamer girl that makes a shit load of money by doing nothing but being cute while playing video games on Twitch.
>>341767782
granted but quentin is turned into a mod and is allowed to spam those threads with his comics
I want cancer.
>>341768518
Granted. You will live forever and be forced to read nonstop shitposting cancer on /v/.
I already made my wishI wished for Star Wars games
I wish everyone who commented in this thread would suffer the thing they feared most.
>>341753460
I want EA to stop being the asshole companyEN GARDE
>>341753460
The Vita gets hacked
>>341760857
Turkey's a little dry
Ratchet & Clank Remake spawns its own sequels and R&C 2 and 3 get the Remake treatment.
>>341755902
good, at least it won't be the mlp shit they did with Spyke in All Stars Battle Royale
i want to live happily with my waifu without any chance of cuckoldry
>>341759001
That's not how it works, it's only an improvement to the original situation. The monkey's paw is supposed to fulfill your wish, but make your situation even worse than it was before.
>>341768937
Dear god, truly a work of the devil.
>>341768905
The hacked OS has a 50% chance to brick your Vita every time you boot it up
I wish for RDR3 to be announced and released within the next year
>>341769395
Granted. Ouya exclusive.
>>341768864
Granted, their deepest fears will be realized, and come unto them. However, the effect will be nullified if they reply to this post.
>>341768432
Granted, but you will be rejected as a freak due to your constant state of cuteness in even serious events.
>>341769102
Granted, but you shall only live for a day before dying in your sleep.
Soul Calibur 3 HD for PS4.
>>341769612
worthwhile
Persona 5 undub.
>>341769395
Because of all the extra manpower required to make it, the game is coproduced/financed by EA and ends up being a low quality, stripped down, DLC-ridden cash grab.
>>341753460
I wish my dick was like oliver twist but more postmodern.
>Ride to Hell Sequel
>Ride to Hell Racing Game
>Ride to Hell x Big Rigs x Bubsy
>Ride to Hell Movie
>An Entire Ride to Hell Franchise
I wish for Bethesda to drop the gamebryo/creation/creation 2.0 engine and begin developing games in Unreal 4.
I wish all wishes made with the monkey's paw would be granted in a way that suits the spirit of the wish rather than corrupting the wish.
>>341762120
Still waiting
>>341770050
Granted, wishes such as
>>341768864
will be granted without fail.
>>341770035
Granted, they still somehow manage to make it a buggy piece of shit with stiff animations
>>341770035
Granted. All Bethesda games now run at around 15 FPS on every platform and are no longer moddable because of their incompetent dev team being too stupid to learn a new engine.
>>341769395
>>341769606
>>341769783
NNNNNOOOOOO DAMN YOU MONKEYS PAW
I wish, the zone didn't exist anymore.
I wish everyone in this thread, except me of course, would lose their moms upon waking up tomorrow.
>>341769123
>It did just that
>>341753460
MGS4 remaster with MGO2 playable on PS4
A man can only hope
I want to go to an E3 party!
>>341770529
Granted. All the moms are reincarnated as hot loli sluts who appear at random to the anons as dick-hungry guardian angels in times of hardship and loneliness.
>>341770824
But, you forget
>>341770050
This was already granted.
>>341770748
Granted. It's just as unbalanced and shitty as MGO3
I wish The Elder Scrolls 6 will be in Akavir
>>341769750
Granted. No subtitles.
i wish to become my waifu
>>341770930
I don't care I love it
>>341771020
Granted, Elder Scrolls 6 is Akavir region locked and no other countries will ever see the game.
>>341771209
luckily that can be cracked :^)
