See this. What do?
>>341750496
Rape.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of Spicy Sauteed Peppers.
Warm him up.With my dick.
Go home and rethink my life.
>get triggered and complain on reddit about how Nintendo forces you to play as some cishet male rapist
>hero of time
>carries 150lbs worth of equipment behind his back
>somehow can't handle fucking cold
Fuck off Nintendo
>>341751812
>A shield, an axe and a bow somehow weigh slightly less than 150 lbs
Why is his face so feminine?
Why is his waistline so feminine?
Why are his thighs that thick?
>>341752256
Hyrule has stronger gravity than Earth, duh.
>>341752353
Because its zelda your moron.
>>341752353
Gotta get around with not being able to include Linkle Dinkle
can't wait for the desert level and his sweating animation where he has to fan under his shirt to keep cool
>>341750496
Am I supposed to be looking at the milk jugs in the top right?
>>341750496
warm
>>341750496
Give him a hug
Running man dance
Woodcutting simulator
>not building a fire
This is trash.
please stop making these threads paleo
>>341750496
A BARREL ROLL.
>>341752353
OoT attracted the homos to the series so they have to keep pandering to them.
>>341752353
What if the gimmick in this game is that you're both link and zelda, and the "pulling/inserting the sword to change time periods" in this game swaps your genders?
>>341750496
He should make pee pee to warm himself haha
>>341750496
unzip dick
Why is link so ugly in this game. TP was his prime. SS had those fucking lips
>>341752986
>>341754182
>ugly
BotW Link is feminine and cute as fuck. SS Link looked fucking weird.
Demand a sex change.
>>341754182
>>341751679
sick reference bro
Why is everyone on /v/ so gay
Is this what happens if you go so long with any intimate female interaction?
>>341750496
>>341752986
>>341754497
DICC IN BUTT
>>341750496
>>341752986
What have they done
>>341750496
I really hope Zelda is a girl in this game, otherwise I might just be a homosexual.
>ctrl + f
>"eggs"
>0 hits
come on, /v/
>>341752729
Don't do this to me anon
>>341755627
You're trying to make a joke here but seriously, yes.
Without proper female contact over an extended period of time you're forced to find more and more depraved things to fap to to satisfy your urges and then before you know it you've arrived in gaytown.
Also being gay is a meme now so we kinda just have to deal with it.
>>341752729
i'm at work trying to control my boner and you post this
fuck me
>>341756247
It's all makes sense now
>>341751812
I can squat 4 plate but the cold still turns me into a bitch.
>>341754182
Skyward Sword objectively has the worst link design. You need to leave.
>>341755627
Why else do you think men raping men is such a problem in prisons?
>>341750496
Make the worthless slut strip
>>341756429
that would be the artwork for Zelda 2
>>341756429
I'm saying skyward sword was terrible. He had these weird fucking lips or something. TP link is best link
>>341755925
Something beautiful, thats what. Bullying Link is going to be my favorite part of this game desu
>>341756913
>TP link is best link
this is the best link
>>341754497
>>341756913
Yeah he did look pretty weird in a way but BotW Link looks wayy better if you ask me
>>341755089
>Not wanting twink Link
I pity you, anon.
>>341751789
>>341751634
>>341754130
>>341754497
>>341756503
>>341756917
>>341757154
Can't you people enjoy a game without wanting to screw everything you see? Y'all probably have tetris block dildoes or something. You all make me like the things I like less.
>>341757870
>>341756503
delete this. Link is pure
>>341757870
>You all make me like the things I like less.
horny?
>>341757870
I have yet to be sexually aroused by a blade of grass in a video game.
A flower, yes, but not a blade of grass.
>>341752353
Because he is an elf.
>>341758482
Hylians are NOT elves, Christina Aguilera.
I hate you fags for doing this to me
>>341752353
>>341755089
>>341755809
>>341755983
>>341756109
>>341756360
>>341756503
>>341758806
I love how everyone is so gay for Link, its beautiful.
>>341759139
>not being bi master race to start with
>>341758806
You did it to yourself
If you're mad about this you are one step closer to understanding what internalized homophobia is.
>>341758358
you're better than me, anon
>>341759139
>not already being gay
girls are gross
>>341754497
>tfw I had that animation saved and lost it
anyone happen to have it's source? I've long since forgotten the artist's name/website.
>>341756503
>mfw nippleless and dickless/pussyless body is one of those rare, niche things that get my dick hard
>>341760868
there is no animation for it
Why is he so perfect?
>>341761419
Don't you just want to slap your dick between his thighs and grind your way to orgasm on his featureless crotch?
>>341762612
Dude, stop, please. I made a mistake of fapping to old Barbie dolls and that hasn't left me, no matter how hard I try.
>>341762978
But look how smooth he is! And soft, and warm, like a person and not a piece of plastic
Just smother your cock with his thick thighs and puffy groin
Give him a jacket.
>>341756094
The second post.
>>341750496
I looked at this a few times and I didn't even acknowledge all the gear he has on all in real time. That's neat.
Did you know that if you try to kick open a chest when you don't have shoes equipped Link hurts his foot?
>>341764839
So I can just strip him naked from the start and abuse him all game?
>>341750496
Rub his feet, among other areas
>>341752353
>>341750496
Give him a bowl of eggs
>>341765217
source
>>341756503
Damn dude, that's thique.
Is it even possible for a normal male to achieve this kind of body structure?
>>341752353
>he
>>341765725
Klinefelter Syndrome
>>341765096
This is what I always do, minus the naked.
>>341756459
Prison rape is about power over others, humiliation, and inflicting pain. They don't do it because they're horny and there's no women.
>>341758358
>A flower, yes
Conker's bad fur day?
>>341756247
You know, I always wondered why there are so many homos in jail and this would explain it somewhat
>>341750496
Why does adult Link lose more and more muscle mass with each game, becoming progressively more twinky? We get it japan, you think masculinity is gross, but you hit a nice balance with TP. Stick with that.
>>341766458
He's basically a trap at this point
>>341766458
>adult Link
He ain't adult in thia game.
>>341766458
TP had weird ass proportions though. Where's that picture of him against the Da Vinci pose?
>>341750496
>dat boi
oh shit put a coat on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341766610
he looked fine in sumo. Does he have short legs or something?
>>341766610
>Vitruvian Link
if someone has it, post the fucking thing.
>>341767062
this?
>>341765604
Artist is norasuko, I'd recognize his faces anywhere
>Wolf Link is in the game too
Can't wait for all the bestiality selfcest
>>341767207
almost, it was the TP model against the da vinci drawing thing
>>341756247
I'm bisexual, always have been. I find this sad that you would think of it as depraved.
Stop
Making
Zelda
Games
>>341750496
>Stealing from Farcry
>>341766458
I miss his large nose more than the muscle.
>>341750496
furiously jerk off
>>341766458
The fuck are you squawking about, he's as muscular as he's always been. Are you whining that he's not some bara hunk?
>>341767868
>farcry invented thermodynamics
>>341768195
>If you don't want to play as this scrawny barely - pubescent boy, you must want to play as a huge bara beefcake
Wew lads
Why is there no middle ground here?
For Christ's sake, the first promotional shot for this game's Link had people thinking he might be a girl this time around, myself included, which is the problem I'm having.
>>341768686
>minecraft invented crafting
>>341768816
You certainly seem to be unable to tell a boy from a girl unless the muscles and body hair are popping out all over.
>>341756503
>completely smooth crotch
>thinking about Link getting horny and being unable to masturbate
>that frustration and desperation
>>341765725
Look up Assbro, that boy has hips for days.
>>341769797
Nah that shit's just fucking gay, and not in a good way
>>341769081
>halo invented FPS
>>341769381
You'd probably find him grinding on fence/bed posts when he thinks no one's looking
He'd probably become a voyeur out of a desire to live vicariously through other people's pleasure
>>341769381
he probably still has a colon. if you catch my meaning
Answer is obvious:
Rap
>>341770131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vumQ-D06ppg
>>341769870
Don't be such a coward.
>>341769871
No, that was James Bond, a Movie.
But Halo DID invent killing a franchise for Cinematic Games $$$.
>>341770342
Honestly I like traps as much as the next guy, but "assbro" is literally just a man.
>>341769936
>>341769941
Anons PLEASE
>>341770283
dude those graphics.. wow..
>>341768816
This is 4chan and some people are addicted to being contrary. To be queer and the thing you get off on is fighting on the internet, it's a huge waste of your brain's pleasure centers.
>>341769871
> Rogue invented roguelikes
>>341770524
We can play it on my Nintendo Entertainment System!
>>341770725
(Game not included)
Twenty years ago, this specific picture made me confused because I couldn't stop staring at the beginning of Link's ass. Present day, I see that I probably wasn't the only one.
>>341752353
Gay propaganda. The japs are trying to make us love feminine penises.
>>341771201
The fact that he was wearing a skirt and tights gave me a lot of weird feelings
I understand now that he wasn't really, but I stand by my young boners
>>341770510
>not wanting flatcrotch Link to rub himself and hump pillows with increasing desperation as you jerk off in front of him
>not making him finish you off by grinding against your cock until you blow your load all over him just to remind him of what he can never have
>>341750496
>I understand now that he wasn't really
What do you mean? He is wearing a skirt and tights.
>>341771436
I'm going to actually jerk off to this hypothetical scenario if you don't dial it back anon
>>341770436
He's a twink with an amazing ass and hips who prefers being a top. Perfection in my book.
>>341772105
That's just gay as fuck
>>341771597
Assuming that was directed at me, it's technically a tunic and "travelers pants"
>>341772284
>>341771597
It's a goddamned tunic, why do people keep calling it a fucking skirt?
>>341772013
>make him wear a strapon and give it a reach around while you're fucking him in the ass
>make him thank you for thinking of his needs as well
>if he ever gets uppity force him to sit on a sybian and stroke his fake cock until you've decided he's reached "orgasm"
>>341752986
NINTENDO, WHY ARE YOU PANDERING TO MY DICK?? STOP ITTT
>>341771436
I'd rather Link have a mangina, guys with pussies are incredibly hot.
>>341772808
Cuntboys are alright, I guess
They need to be full of dicks 24/7 though to make up for the lack of a penis
>>341750496
Give That Man A Coat, Heavy Armor and ACROSSBOW
>>341772554
You've done it now anon
I'm going to masturbate to your posts and the shame I feel afterwards will probably kill me
>>341772808
>guys with pussies
no, just no.
>>341773286
No worse than chicks with dicks.
>>341772375
Yes, it's a tunic.
But it's essentially a skirt.
>>341773138
Can't be any worse than how Link feels after he comes off his go-nowhere sexual high and reflects on his life as a plaything for people with proper, functional bodies and how he'll gladly keep doing it anyway because it's the closest thing to release he'll ever have
Living a life of metaphorical blueballs and a pathetic level of devotion to making other people cum because it's the only thing that can bring him satisfaction
>>341773732
No, a skirt is a type of leggings. A tunic is a shirt.
>>341772808
I'M OLD GREEEEEEGG
I'd prefer boys have dicks to be honest.
If you want a cunt and a flat chest go find a breast cancer survivor.
>>341773746
Good god, can I like hire you to write a short story about this or something?
>>341750496
I don't get this.
What is so arousing about seeing someone that's cold?
I can see the appeal of Succubus(male), its not for me, but I can see why fags would dig it.
But this is so out of left fucking field, are low temperatures a fetish that I missed or something?
>>341750496
Man, anytime I'm cold enough to be shivering, it usually makes me have explosive diarrhea. This .webm makes me feel like I'm going to shit myself.
>>341750496
>>341774425
It's just cute is all, Link is supposed to be a heroic type and now he's a scrawny twink standing pigeon toed acting all cutesyI actually do have a fetish for cold temperatures but I don't know how common that is
>>341750496
Man this link reminds me way too much of the friend I accidentally fucked a while ago. Same skinny body but paler, and he always made some faces like that.
>>341774762
>accidentally fucked
wat
>>341772808
Vaginas are gross, anon
>>341774762
so games of pretend are still happening eh
>>341750496
censor that shit
>>341774659
>Cold temp fetish
Care to elaborate? I've never heard of that in my life. What aspect of the cold turns you on?
>>341774854
It's hard to explain.
>>341775056
Not everyone is a loser virgin like you anon.
>>341775163
I wish I could tell you. I get cold, I get a boner
>>341775238
did she slip and fall on your dick or what
storytime?
>>341754497
sauce?
>>341774762
>>341775238
explain
>>341775331
Is there even porn for that? It seems very difficult to transcribe to any pornographic material.
>>341750496
>>341775778
Put a naked person in the snow, job done
>>341776010
Yes, flat chest is indeed fine
>>341776101
Soundshot!
>>341775501
I got a drunk with him , tripped on top of him, and ravaged his asshole on Christmas. He didn't want it, I had a girlfriend. It wasn't meant to happen.
>>341776010
because girls are icky and need to be covered up
>>341765725
SS+GOMAD
CMOOOON
>>341776010
If they censor link I'm going to be so fucking angry.
Not likely but you never know these days.
>>341757870
This thread is just a trick to show off that Nintendo presenter with the big tits for the 100th time today. Just look at the webm where it's cropped just to show her chest
>>341776319
damn anon thats messed up, did you guys even speak to each other after that?did you rike it
>>341767868
>>341767868
>calling it cold meter
>instead of warmth meter
Wouldn't a Cold Meter fill up the colder you get? A warmth meter would drain as you lose heat.
>>341776010
Treehouse is full of SJW faggots, we've been over this many times before. Any attractive woman is covered up, any suggestive dialogue is changed, and then they whine about other localizing companies not following their example.
>>341776705
Yeah. The next dorm room over heard all his moaning that's how I realized I fucked up. Not to mention waking up with him resting his head on my chest completely naked.when he woke up he gave me a kiss on the cheek and huddled up next to me , so I kinda liked it.
>>341777419
>you will never wake up with a cute boy on your chest
>>341777419
damn, im glad it worked out in the end with out shit hitting the fanwere you straight before or bicurious, are you bi now?
>>341776010
Male bodies are inherently more pure than females's
>>341777882He looked very androgynous so not sure if you can even call him a cute boy since he looks so much like a gir, but if you want something like that get fit, it helps me get girls left and right. And maybe even guys if you like that
>>341778128
Nah I'm straight it was just an accident.
>>341778420
>I'm straight
>>341778572
>what are accidents
>>341778420
good on ya, thanks for sharing
>>341778667
>I tripped while we were both naked and my dick fell into his asshole then I thrusted and came no homo tho
>>341778667
How drunk off your ass were you to trip and fall onto your male friend and "accidentally" start raping him?
>>341778667
>I kinda liked it
>Not gay tho
>>341750496
i wouldhughim and saythx4everythng
Gay niggers
I need to breed Link!
>>341779168
being gay is hard work fuko da
>>341779024
>>341778921
>>341778921
Why do you care so much if I'm straight? Does it anger you that I'm not one of you? I'm just not like that.
>>341778935
Pretty drunk
Who won E3, the definitive edition poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10511350/r
Vote now. VOTE NOW
Put the dick in the elf
>>341776641
I like her tits and qt link both.
>>341779524
>homo tries to deny he's homo
You're actually the gayest here. Most of us like to say link is cute but have never actually came in one of bro's butts before
>>341779914
This
Straight but also traps is pretty fun
>>341779640
fuck you what elf
>>341780001
I have a girlfriend though so you're wrong.
>>341750496
He looks like he's gonna piss himself.
Can someone edit it like that? For reasons.
>>341780018
Oh no I'm not like the in denial guy. I just like boys and girls with nice tits and/or ass as well.
>>341780089
>I have a beard so you're wrong
Come on faggot
>>341751812
only ocarina of time link is the hero of time.
Honestly liking traps is fine as long as you don't actually fuck them in real life
I wanna pee in his ass, I'm not gay though
pull his pants down and cum in his ass
>>341780353
Fucking real life traps isn't gay though.
>>341780089
Not an argument
>>341780443
It is a bit
>>341756503
Those hips are bullshit, Nintendo
>>341780661
>being a attracted to femininity is gay
Holy shit
>>341756503
Built for big green cock
>>341777419
>so I kinda liked it.
Nigga that's gay as fuck.
How come I never see these super cute, girly-by-happenstance guys in real life but I hear about people on 4chan always mentioning them?
>>341780808
Girls have vaginas.
>>341781303
why
>>341776010
Women are hypocritical pieces of shit
nintendo treehouse girl with the massive chest was the only reason why I kept coming back to the nintendo e3 stream. Sucked when they made her wear that black top though which hid everything :T
>>341781303
Speedo when?
>>341780443
But it is disgusting.
Cute boys are the best.
>>341781248
Different demographics, low standards, take your pick.
>>341781664
This.
I'm tired of seeing a cute boy doijin and then he puts on a fucking shimikaze outfit
>>341756503
>it's coming apart
This is the secret to BotW Link.
A detachable cock that remains totally functional, yet its absence gives him an incredibly feminine body.
>>341776641
what webm?
>>341781303
>those hips and thighs
god DAMN
I want to do unspeakable things to Link.
All of them, except the animal forms.
But especially this new twinky Link.
>>341782097
>>341750496
Poz his neghole
>>341771345
this site has been doing that for a fucking decade
>>341782353
>>341781880
That doesn't really explain why I never see it at all. Are they just not in the south?
>>341781248
>How come I never see these super cute, girly-by-happenstance guys in real life but I hear about people on 4chan always mentioning them?
because they dont exist and everyone on 4chan is lying to you, anime and video games are not real
the best any guy can do is be androgynous and just enhance that with cosmetics/clothes/basically do all the faking that real women have to do to look pretty, only they age even worse because they're not supposed to look that way to begin with
>>341782097
>>341782342
Those look kinda bad. Not that I can do much better.
>>341757870
>Can't you people enjoy a game without wanting to screw everything you see?
You forget where you are.
You forgot the motherfucker who wanks it to floor tiles. Fucking floor tiles.
>>341776010
>constant fanservice for males because hurr sex sells or whatever
>sjws only fighting against it now
>fanservice for chicks happens once every 300 decades or whatever and it's not even that good
>HELP I'M BEING OBJECTIFIED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER and B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY UNDERAGE WAIFUS
The adonis belt is one thing but Link being shirtless is in no way sexual and it's literally just casual nudity. If it was he'd have nipples and could be undressed to the point of showing even a little bit of asscrack or a full detailed ass but he even had decent underpants shown whether as in any game if you undress a female it can't be considered casual nudity/clothes changing because I bet you she'll be wearing microbikini or some other retarded shit under the equally revealing outfit she was already wearing.
Anyway cry more.
>>341783398
I dunno about you, but I've been to a lot of cons, and it seems like that's the best place to spot all the fuccbois, since they like to cosplay their effeminate characters.
I got a boner from a rule 63 version of Panty from PaSwG.
>>341756503
I can't believe someone took the time to edit this.
>>341783418
MSPaint isn't the best drawing tool.
>>341783614
The point is that those shouldn't have been censored at all. No one who isn't mentally challenged gets angry at seeing attractive fictional women showing off parts of the body we see every single day of our lives.
>>341783614
None of it should be changed you goddamn retard.
>>341783690
Then why do I never see pictures of it, huh?
>>341783614
Psst...
People don't actually care men are being used as eye candy for women, they're just pointing out double standards when it comes to outrage over """objectification""".
>>341757870
haha faggit
>>341783614
Kys fujocuck
>>341753687
>Implying Link wasn't always fuckable
>>341784848
CD-i Link isn't really fuckable
>>341784064
>for women
I have some very bad news for you.
>>341756429
>those big brown lips
>those bags under his eyes
>those drooping ears
>that pineapple skin like hair
Ah-fucking-men. I don't think people would be so hard for SS Link if it weren't for Ghirahim getting all rapey on him.
>>341785007
CD-i zelda is pretty cute tho.
>>341783614
The problem is women don't give a shit about fan service if it doesn't offend men because they think we get off on them being bothered by a hottie running around in a thong bikini.
We don't. We just like sexy women wearing sexy things.
That's why they love niggers so much, because niggers are odious creatures that offend God Himself.
As a straight male I find Link highly attractive
>>341785007
Maybe not in his native art style.
And if ugly art styles prevented people from finding things attractive, most of /co/ wouldn't have any of their waifus.
>>341758482
Hylians are more like Numenoreans with pointy ears though. They don't hide away like elves, they aren't immortal, they're just taller, superior humans who eventually get replaced by weaker humans that outbreed them, at least in TP and WW
