lets solve this shit once and for all
>there's porn already
I'm impressed
>>341748413
working on a manequin R34 right now
is the ghost girl famalam guy's daughter? maybe main character raped her and famalam guy wants you to marry her hence "Welcome to the family, son"
>>341747785
>you will never stick a dummy finger up a ghost girl's butt
why live?
Do i need PSPlus to play this game?
>>341747785
never
Lile I posted in the last thread, here's a link to the audio I found. Could be a clue.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yxjl3kz9zja8bio/AAAoA8xAnUmKHxSHepU0oxKUa?dl=0
>>341749193
I'm interested but too scared to listen.
Strange hearings is my weak spot...
>>341749039
>Not having psplus
>owning a ps4
Youre either one of those fags thats trying to make a statement, too broke to afford it in which case why have a ps4, or live off mommy and daddy still.
Go away.
>>341749023
that doesn't happen idiot
>>341749410
>implying i havent been molested by my dead father's ghost
Guys, I think I have the answer.
>It's a demo of Resident Evil 7.
>The other endings unlock in 7 days.
>>341749356
Nah. I just dont play my PS4 regularly. Im rich enough to own a console i turn on once every few months. I was just wondering if id have to buy a subscription to play this
>>341749193
Like someone said last thread, it sounds like someone giving commentry on the heavy breathing
>>341749810
The one i didny consider. In that case im sorry.
Yes you do need psplus
There has to be a way to trigger this scene. It's the demo guy. Also in that trailer there was more to the VHS and the VHS has a huge time lapse.
I was thinking. Isn't there something in the game that says learn from the past? Maybe if you download the game on a different profile but you go straight to the phone ending it will be different? Maybe doing the Backdoor ending first locks you into a loop?
>>341749992
That nigga looks mutated.
>>341749625
>full game released 24.1.2017
>two thousand and SEVENteen
>2+4+1 = SEVEN
>Pete says fuck SEVEN times
>Pete also says Andre's name SEVEN times
>there are SEVEN items in the demo
>there are SEVEN ghost girl locations
>approximataly SEVENth of the posts in RE7 demo threads are shitposts
WHAT COULD IT MEAN
>>341749992
It might just be the perspective, but his left hand looks a right hand backwards.
>>341750103
>>341750132
He's carrying the ghost girl on his shoulder you retards. Can't you see her fucking hair?
>>341750103
Back in my day we weren't so politically correct about, we just used to say they were inbred!!!
>>341749819
I don't buy it. Seems like a pretty big mistake to leave in, not once but twice. Also it only happens in the video tape, once you get inside.
>>341750252
Ahh.
>>341747785
Its actually kojima's silent hills disguised as a resident evil game so konami won't sue them for making a game they cancelled.
who /lisatrevor/ here?!
>>341750117
YOUR FUCKING GET
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GET
>he fell for the invisible wall meme
>>341750434
she's dead jim
>>341750434
They remastered REmake to introduce her to new players as a prep for RE7
>>341749810
have you tried making a new account and getting the three day trial? It might work. Let us know if you do try it.
>>341750117
>341750117
>750117
>7 and 5+0+1+1 and 7
>777
>>341750117
>>341750458
5 Manequins at once
youtube.com/watch?v=kblLoU0xpzc
>Resident Evil is now an easter egg hunt walking sim with ghosts and rednecks
I liked every single mainline game and 80% of the side games so far, but this shit is irredeemable.
>>341750695
>I liked every single mainline game
Kill yourself.
>>341750695
>still thinking she's a ghost
I want this meme to die.
>>341750695
>>I liked every single mainline game
>Thinks his opinion on RE matters after this statement.
>>341750778
They've all been good games in their own right. A walking sim inspired by these shitty indie horror games is garbage though, related to the RE franchise or not.
>>341750695
Don't worry, the "demo" is confirmed for not being a part of the main game. Also, it's more than likely that the ghost isn't real, and that the rednecks are neo-umbrella experiments.
>>341747785
I'd insert more than a finger, if you know what I mean.
>>341750117
>>341750651
>>341750960
the axe too?
>>341750252
I'm talking about LEFT HAND, fuck-knuckle.
>>341750651
how do you even see this shit?
>>341750890
No, they haven't.
RE5 was trash even for an action game and RE6 was one of the shittiest games I've played in my life.
Kill yourself, you're an actual shitstain.
>>341747785
These threads are pure autism at this point, and the amount of Reddit crossposting I've seen in the last several is fucking disgusting.
Just give it a fucking rest, you should all be ashamed.
>>341751012
Reaching on purpose.
What, were you expecting a funny meme reply?
>>341751039
I'm sorry that people are trying to have fun with the demo, anon.
>he hasn't found the secret room yet
shiggy
>>341751031
they were actual games with gameplay
this shit is youtuber/streamer bait trash
>>341751149
Having fun is one thing, but this whole thing turned into a pointless circlejerk real fast and doesn't seem to show any signs of changing.
>>341751187
2 dum 2 liv 2bh
>>341751031
>RE5 was trash even for an action game
It was a good bro-op game and mercs was a blast, go fuck yourself.
>RE6 was one of the shittiest games I've played in my life
This hyperbole is fucking ridiculous. Who do you think you're trying to convince with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kblLoU0xpzc
>>341751351
But Anon, RE6 IS shit, though.
I need more spooky R34
>>341749356
Fuck off Sony shill, I play all my shit on pc so why the fuck would I need plus?
>>341751351
oh look it's the butthurt 0.1% of humanity that liked RE6
you're a fucking faggot.
>>341750670
So the manequins moving was maybe a hint that we maybe need to have seven at once or something like that? Fuck, I would give up on trying, but everytime I think we have already found everything, something new like this happens
Co-op is what actually killed the series. It turned it into a game that held your hand the whole way through.
>>341751153
>he baits on 4chan
nice pepe
>>341750915
>demo is confirmed for not being part of the main game
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? THE CLOSEST THING TO PT ATMOSPHERE GAME ON VR WILL NOT BE IN THE MAIN GAME? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341751626
>escort the annoying bitch
>holding your hand
>shot zombie
>your shitty partner gets infront and you kill her/kill both of you
not fully disagreeing anyway
>>341749356
Speaking personally, I didn't see any reason to get PS+ until Dark Souls 3, and I'll probably let it run out after I'm done with the game. If you aren't into competitive games, it's not worth it.
>>341751430
>writing is at worst on par with other AAA titles
>hilarious multiplayer
>fun coop made fantastic by turning on attack reaction
>mercenary co-op with buds
I mean, I get that you might be butt blasted that it wasn't ANOTHER clone of the original RE(which already had 4 clones before RE4 was made), but it was a fun game.
>>341751529
>appeal to the masses argument
Nice. But I don't give a shit what everyone thinks. Tens if not hundreds of millions also love Minecraft and Angry Birds, both of which are fucking retarded and terrible games.
Got a hint for you anons.
Open and close the fridge, microwave and pot in a specific order.
>>341751934
Jesus christ I can't believe people like you exist
this is so depressing lmfao
>>341751940
>Source: my ass
So, what changed with update today?
Did it fixed some bugs?
GODDAMNIT PIERS!
>>341747785
How do i follow andre if there is an invisible wall? Should i put the dummy finger in the black suit guy's asshole before that?
>>341747785
So I moved one of the mannequins to the door and made the redneck take it, where do I go from here?
>>341752085
is it true that it updated?
>>341750117
Could Mo7art still be alive?
>>341751940
just did that with the new update today and triggered the earthquake but could not find anything new after that
>>341749810
>Im rich enough to own a console i turn on once every few months.
>but i cant afford to pay for PS+
who do you want to fool, poorfag?
How scary is this shit downloading rn. Compared to PT?
Has anyone tried putting the dummy finger in a dummy hand?
>>341752615
It's not scary at all.
>>341752615
not as many jump scares.
>>341752485
>77 replies
FUCK
>>341752615
i didnt play PT(didnt have PS4 at that time)
Watching PT videos is scarier than RE7.
>>341748761
I'd be more concerned with "why is there fucking ghosts in a Resident Evil game"'
>>341752638
yeah but it doesn't fit
any luck with andre's ass though?
So what is the dummy finger used for
>>341752780
>any luck with andre's ass though?
Cant even find a bonfire.
Let alone Andre.
>>341751890
Also just the sheer amount of environments you go through and the cool intersecting campaign feature which, even though it wasn't implemented the best, was still a really cool idea that I don't think was ever tried in a game before. No one seems to care about it, but I thought it added a sense of depth to the story, like "these stories are all actually happening" because it reminds you that other players are currently going through another campaign when you meet them at those points. Overall it was just a very ambitious game.
But no, the majority on /v/ agree that it is worse than Superman 64, so it has to be.
>>341752780
try the family man's ass.
>>341752737
>52
Hypercrisis
>737
Boeing
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>341752896
Its controls are ass. Why can you only throw 1 grenade at a time?
>Capcom released a glitched demo that has literally nothing to do with the game
>>341750695
Resident Evil is shitty meme horror just accept like the rest of us.
>>341752638
I DID IT!!
But what does it mean?
>>341752615
I'd say on your first time playing without seeing footage of it before that RE7 is more scary but once you realize there is no real danger and very few jump scares that it's not scary at all where PT there are plenty of times you can unknowingly die
>>341753121
What is capcom trying to say in this picture?
'''''''''''Follow'''''''''''
ANDRE
N
D
R
E
>>341753039
How many games let you throw 2 grenades at once?
>>341752715
This must be a joke
Has anyone figured what the symbol tha appears when you pause on the black screen right at the beginning of the tape is? It appears after you leave it paused for a while and looks like the symbol under the tape in the inventory.
>>341753257
The same thing your parents tried telling you, to fuck off.
>>341753390
INVISIBLE WALL
>>341753591
PROOF
>>341753591
>there's a wall separating you from Andre
Thanks, Trump.
the invisible wall really fucked my shit up.
when the reporter dude asked where andre was i was confused because i didn't even notice him leave since i was chekcing out the kitchen. in that movement he game had successfully put me in the player's/reporter's position. i was to busy exploring the house to notice one of us had just disappeared. that builts tension because it made makes me feel like it was my own fault i wasn't looking out for him
imagine my disappointment when i stuck to andre only to get blocked by a invisible wall.
>>341753718
>>341753718
Why are there so many fucking threads about a 30 second demo
Please enlighten me
>>341747785
>yfw Capcom execs get together
>they note the popularity of the walking sim demo
>they scrap everything and make RE7 a walking first person sim
>>341753872
200% memed on.
>>341750117
HOLY SHITTTT
>THERE'S AN INVISIBLE WALL
>nothing in the video
Pffff
>>341753872
Okay I know this is really hard for you guys, it's been days so I can tell, but you see you need to keep on tilting the stick forward. Don't stop moving.
>>341749356
Or maybe he doesn't want to pay for something he is not going to use anytime soon. Even if you have enough money you have to be intelligent in how you spend it.
>>341754079
if you have to stop and think about how you spend your money then you don't have enough
>>341754014
Memers come and go, but a good shitposter like you Anon?
>>341752778
RE4's prototype build lives on!
>>341753963
There is a Resident Mystery in the demo.
>>341754014
You'd imagine after days of playtime with thousands of streamers there would be one HINT of proof
>Grab video tape and walk back to VHS room
>Lamp in the hallway is flickering
>Door in hanging doll room shakes
>Things can be pushed into that door
So when are we going to try to get into that room? I feel like ghost girl's body might be in there
Well /v/?
>>341754307
I don't think the ghost girl is a ghost. She's still alive. She's most likely a B.O.W.
>>341754365
We need more meme pics for 2016 collage
>>341754160
Need a nice hero screencap of me making this funpost.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/resident-evil-7-boss-wasnt-happy-with-silent-hills/1100-6441003/
![yrxuc3eoryJ2_320x180[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hIJJntK.jpg "yrxuc3eoryJ2_320x180[1].jpg")
>>341754365
>>341754667
le pepe meme xDDDD
>>341754618
What's a B.O.W.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kblLoU0xpzc
SOMEONE SPAWNED THE SEVENTH MANNEQUIN SOMEHOW
>>341754365
>A whole lot of nothing
Sounds a bout right
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqN9aS2S3L0
>house captcha
>>341753963
because it's a cryptic intellectual puzzle that needs to be solved by pretentious douchbags
>>341754618
>Looks like a japanese ghost
>Acts like a ghost
>teleports like a ghost
>"probable a BOW because that way it fits the lore"
>>341754769
Any monster in RE.
WELCOME
>>341754667
>>341754771
>mfw one mannequin for each ghost sighting
>>341754843
>implying wesker didn't teleport everywhere
So I am convinced the kitchen fan does something because the shadows on it are fucked up. Notice the wire dangling from it and the bulb have shadows floating right next to them.
The only objects in the game that have fucked up shadows are moving objects like doors or the axe.
It would also correlate to the helicopter picture and what the apparent devs are hinting at about looking near the kitchen table and at the helicopter photo.
>>341754618
This. Umbrella doesn't care about ghosts. They care about their twisted science experiments.
>>341754903
THE
>>341750117
they're fans of bungie?
>>341749810
What a fucking faggot
>>341754957
FAMILY
>>341755087
Daughter
>>341754942
>>341754942
Congratulations, your post makes much more sense that mine! You won!
>>341754365
The only thing that i'm hoping for it's that the MC will be Claire and that she will become waifu mode again instead of that tranny of revelations 2
>>341748413
>there's porn already
You severely underestimate the internet.
Back during E3 2010 there was rule34 of that Asian girl and the tiger literally within an hour of it being shown off on Microsoft's conference.
SCREENCAP THIS
Demo is an in-universe movie based on Arklay Mountains incident and we'll be playing as the actor who later gets into a situation just like the movie
>>341754365
>>341750492
Yeah and we don't know if this is a sequel or prequel yet.
What if, after a few days of people trying to solve the demo. A developer showcases to the world how to beat it. And it goes like this:
"It's very simple. Right at the beginning your instructions are given. Escape the house." At which point he just runs straight for the back door. "Don't fuck with the piano, don't pickup any items, interact with the kitchen or waste your time. Just leave" and he walks out the door no issue.
Meanwhile everyone has been too preoccupied messing with everything in the house.
>>341755335
>>341750695
They are obviously Plagas infected hicks that Umbrella was monitoring from above, but uninvolved with. You act like there has never been intelligent crazed baddies in a RE game before. The only difference is the guy from the portrait is prob not too far along In his transformation while is wife/daughter is already consumed. If you were to shoot either of those fucks in the head a big ol' parasite would prob come flopping out
>>341755463
Holy shit, it worked!
>>341755463
>It's very simple just intsall this patch
>>341755252
oh and title of the movie is "The Family"
>>341755335
It's set in at least 2017, the tape is dated.
>>341754365
>>341755463
I did that first time playing it.
Can we just fuck the finger and speculate on story?
>>341748413
There was porn of Mega Milk Audrey in the Nintendo thread literally within minutes of her being on the treehouse stage.
>>341751741
It's exactly that, they saw how successful PT was so they made their own to hype 7 up. IIRC PT also wasn't going to be part of the main game.
just stay idle on the start screen for 7 hours
FOLLOW
>>341755171
What did he mean by this?
>>341751039
How would you know there's crossposting going on if you aren't a redditor? Kill you'reself.
>>341756041
THE
>>341755991
This
Family man gets hungry and goes out to get lunch
>>341750651
>This autism
>>341754365
>that fuckhuge space on the bottom
kill ya self my man
>>341756074
LEADER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn69NJ-XNv0
>>341751031
>being this much of an opinionated retard
/v/ drones at their finest
>>341756185
Oh you can crop it if you don't want/need all that space, have your wife's son show you how.
>>341755940
We have nothing to speculate. Only thing that is certain is that it's first-person and the game has nothing to do with the previous characters of RE. Overall, we know nothing about the actual game.
>>341755946
>IIRC PT also wasn't going to be part of the main game.
It wasn't. They mainly intended to show off that the game was 1st-person and looked pretty, just like the RE 7 teaser. That's about as much as we knew about Silent Hills before it was cancelled, and mainly what we know about the new RE. It's taking place in the same universe but with a new storyline and characters.
When resident evil 7 releases it will be as close to playing silent hills as anyone will ever get isnt it?
>>341755817
No you didn't.
>>341755743
>Pewdiepie and Markiplier overreacting to jumpscares and noises
Same as it ever was.
>>341756527
yeah
Where's my change.org campaign to make Capcom spill the beans?
https://youtu.be/HzOLFTiK5Go
This guy is picking up noises when no voices are on https://youtu.be/HzOLFTiK5Go
>>341756940
Don't shill your channel here
>>341756527
Did you completely miss the Death Stranding announcement? That's literally Silent Hills with a new name slapped on.
what's the use of the stair railing on the right side
>>341756940
Holy shit someone's talking backwards!
Fucking record it!
Resident Evil creators got jealous of PT and tried to recreate it not realizing kojima is a genius and their game will never comparepathetic desu
>>341756940
100% someone talking backwards; someone record it and reverse it
Did anyone try checking the website if there's hidden links or clues in picture or other creepy shit?
The mannequins near the stairs button are all facing the wall. Has that happened to anyone else?
>>341757449
They're like that by default
>some dude posts link of new progress where chink spawns a 7th dummy
>everyone in thread ignores it
>DID YOU TRY FOLLOWING ANDRE?!?!?
Have you guys been rused so hard that you cant even see new progress?
>>341757252
They aren't jealous, they're grateful.
They saw the type of hype that PT created and decided to copy that concept but without actually having any real secrets.
People will continue to try to solve the RE7 demo when there's nothing to solve and it'll give the game free publicity.
>>341757491
Sometimes they're facing you. It's all random.
>>341757529
There's an enormous chance he glitched it, just like when someone went outside.
>>341757529
Proof?
If, and that's a big if, there is actually a way to beat this demo, I'm shocked the Japsn haven't figured it out yet.
mannequin
uncensored here: http://imgur.com/IQBQ8cv
>meanwhile at capcom
>"lol they fell for the dummy finger meme"
>>341757529
I know right? I feel like there's something by the desk now because that mannequin was facing it, but the guy in the video never turned around
>>341757682
Its in the fucking thread you retarded sonygger
The dummy finger is supposed to represent the player
>>341757730
that censorship is genius tho
Piano is locked only if you use it too early or too late. There are a bunch of triggers that can lock you out of the piano. It's not there for looks, of a very important piece. I'll be uploading a screen of me able to use piano here in a sec
>>341757596
It's not random, you're just retarded. They start facing you and a new one pops out of nowhere when you either come downstairs or walk under the stairs and turn around.
>>341757780
>sonygger
Most people aksing for proof are just dumb fucks that only watch streams or YT and then complain about everything like 90% of the people in these threads
>>341757957
They were facing the wall when I went upstairs. Turned around, new one spawned , the three already there are now facing me
>>341757905
If you had anything to upload you would have done it in your first post.
RECORD ANDRES FOOTSTEPS BACKWARDS AND USE THEM ON THE PIANO
just woke up
did anyone try following andre yet
>>341758083
Yes that's exactly what I said would happen.
>>341758110
I don't have psn app, I have to send picture to friend, friend downloads it and then texts it to me
>>341757780
>>341758264
You can put it on USB though
>>341758221
No, you said the opposite
>>341758160
Anyways here's me actually using the piano
Andre backwards is Erdna
do the math
dunno if I should download this desu, I had to quit PT in the last part cause it was infuriating, and the solution was online already, this would give me an aneurysm
>>341757596
No, they turn around to face AFTER you enter the room, you just never paid attention.
So wait a minute now, if andre goes missing while your exploring the house than what would happen if you just follow him?
>>341757970
>implying it's anyone complaining
>implying you arent just talking shit
I'm sure everyone that does proof posting is just bored, not surprising given nothing has happened for days.
""Let's change it up. We'll do a walkthrough first, then shoot the intro."
What did he mean by this? This is a serious question.
>>341757970
prove it
>>341758446
Hey thats guy the from The Mummy!
>>341758386
It is not random, they face the wall by default then they face you when you either go up the stairs or under the stairs. How is that the opposite to you going up the stairs and them turning around?
>>341758446
All the sequences and trigger are so lazy in this teaser
Everything should change when you fully turn the camera away, not when you just slightly move it
>>341758473
Idk, I think someone should try following him
>>341756068
I don't know man, maybe it's the constant references to "I SAW ON REDDIT THAT..." or "SOME GUY ON REDDIT FOUND OUT...", maybe even "THE THEORY ON REDDIT RIGHT NOW IS..." posts that get thrown around everywhere without a single fucking person calling them out.
It's fucking disgusting.
>>341754054
Fuck off with this meme
>>341758723
They even try to dismiss a need for proof with reddit posts
REDDIT POSTS
you can't make this shit up
>>341758606
Yeah, but then crapcom would've had to put effort into it and all they wanted was free publicity.
>>341754054
maybe this will help sonyggers
>>341758723
I thought we were in some kind of unspoken alliance to solves this demo?
Does andre just dissapear after you stop looking at him for a while? Or does he actually go somewhere? If the second, someone should follow him
>>341758446
Damn, the least they could have done is animate them creepily turning around if anyone tried this shit.
>>341752582
Look here anons
Here is someone who will never be rich.
His post says why.
The true ending will be unlocked only after 7 days from when the demo is released which is this sunday
>>341758727
>moving forward is a meme
I guess that's why these threads have made no progress for so long, everyone must have converted to Buddhism
>>341758879
XDD
>>341758543
walkthrough of the house
intro = video sequence shown when you start the demo.
goal: get that video sequence to show when you watch the vhs tape.
>>341758723
The only one in here talking about Reddit is you, you fucking buffoon.
>>341758991
>oh yeah i totally have the chance to be the first guy on this planet to solve this teaser
>nah fuck it i'll just pretend there's a wall
Okay stream watcher, go back to your favorite LPer
>>341756430
huh? "!!?!" "Oo0Oo0Oh! fucking savage you just meme'd on him! You got him good! Sick nasty work bro!" XD
So have these threads just devolved into shitposting or something?
Why isnt anyone trying the follow andre theory? Is this proof sonyNIGGERS are retards?
>>341758603
No I agree with you there but you said they were facing you by default when in fact they are facing the wall by default
Andre is cute!! CUTE!!!
>>341759163
Pretty much
>>341758913
I think you should go to Reddit, and never come back.
>>341759102
You clearly haven't been lurking many of these threads then, so I suggest you check the archive. Tons of people openly referencing the fact that they browse Reddit and general low quality posting everywhere.
