I heard you haven't pre-ordered Skyrim Remastered. Why is that anon?
I usually play games in orden. I still have other four TES to play. But i won't, i'm not interested in those games.
Same reason i'll never buy Fallout 4.
>>341742320
Because I'm getting it for free! Fuck you Todd!
I dont have a console or PC Todd
>>341742320
because skyrim was shit and if you lazy fucks should remaster something it would be morrowind
>>341742320
I've already played Skyrim I don't need to play a tarted up version of it.
I'd rather play something new
>>341742320
You should've made Oblivion remastered, Todd.
>>341742320
not so fast you liar
>>341742954
>>341743180
>>341743279
BUY IT YOU IDOITS
BUY IT OR SUFFER MY WRATH FAGS
>59.99
59.99
>59.99
59.99
>59.99
59.99
>>341743472
Worth every penny in my unbiased opinion!
Seriously Kys
>>341742320
Because the regular version with mods on PC still will look and play way better
>>341743524
You look familiar....
Have I seen you before?
>>341743472
$0.00 on PC
>>341742320
Because I can play yoursandbox for installing modsfor free already
I'm getting it for free, Todd! Didn't you forget that you're giving a free upgrade to PC owners?!
>>341742320
silly todd, I already have the legendary edition of the game, it will be free
>>341743662
Why as a matter of fact, I was in the audience for Bethesda's E3 presentation. It was jolly good fun! I'm sure you were there if you saw me, right? I wouldn't miss it for the world!
>Preordering a game that looks worse than my game from 2011
But i already did
>>341742320
I can climb mountains in Zelda now
I don't need Skyrim anymore Todd
>>341744123
DELETE THIS
>>341743824
I picked up the Elder Scrolls Anthology at walmart for $25 bucks. Does that have the Legendary (or whatever version i need) to get it for free?
All my shit is in storage so i dont remember what it came with.
fuck you Todd , you cant touch someone in the interwebz buddy :P
>>341744305
>$25 bucks
Time to put the bottle down..
You're giving it to me for free though.
Toddposting cheers me up
None of you bought Fallout 4 or pre-ordered Skyrim Remastered. I told you to buy it but you didn't listen.
One last chance. Prove to me that just one of you owns Fallout 4 or I pull the pin.
>>341744568
Pull the pin and hold on to the grenade. DO IT FAGGOT!
>>341744305
Yeah, that comes with the legendary edition.
dumb meme thread
![[Terrifying Presence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t1lEGJG.jpg "[Terrifying Presence].jpg")
BUY THE FUCKING GAME YOU IMBECILES
Hello fellow hackers and pirates!
It is I marcus, the elite hacker™ of DedSec™ and star of the soon to be hit game Watch_Dogs 2™ by Ubisoft. Though I may be trying to get back at evil corporations through my hacking™ skills, I always make sure to preorder Skyrim Remastered™ at least 5 times. While you all may be using your elite hacker skills to get back at evil video games devs by pirating, I can assure you that Todd Howard is not evil, and as such you should pre-order all his games at full price, never pirate them, and use your lete Hax0r skills™ to prevent people from pirating Todd's games.
Now I you excuse me, you have to get to preordering through legal means, I have to get back to pulling off the biggest hack of the history™
>>341744679
Thanks anon.
>Toddposting is back for awhile
I am gonna miss Toddposters in the 10 years it'll take for the next game to come out.
>>341744789
>girl
>>341742320
B-b-but you s-said i'd get it for free Todd, don't you remember?
Because I like fun games.
Why do people call it Skyrim Remastered and use the "remastered" as part of their argument when not even Bethesda calls the game a remaster?
>>341742320
Haha, Todd you dumb dumb, everyone is still enjoying Fallout 4™.
Because it's not Oblivion
So wait, if I bought Skyrim complete edition on steam sale for $10 does that mean I get the free upgrade?
>>341744789
Seeing as Bethesda looks to be attending E3 more regularly, I would say that Toddposting will follow the cycle we've seen: begins at e3, continues to be regularly done up until a little while after Bethesda's latest game, and then will die down, only to begin to become more regular leading up to E3, where the cycle begins again
>>341742320I bought III, IV, and V in a bundle and never played them.
>>341745080
yeah
>PC gets it for free if they have legendary edition
>Consolecucks have to buy it again
PC WINS AGAIN
You gotta believe me /v/, I didn't want SkyrimHD b-but they made me, I can't say too much, they might ge
>>341745039
While that is true, citizen who I have never seen before, if they were true servants of the emperor they would preorder all Todd's games.
Only heretics don't preorder at least 10 times on every system
todd, are you me?
>>341745080
You can buy it for consoles too! cmon anon you have money to spare right?
You wanna support your favorite developer right?
>>341745278
T-TODD??
>>341744789
That's a succubus (male)
>>341745278
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM /v/!
QUICK, POST YOUR STRONGEST TODDS.
>>341745432
>your favorite developer right?
But you aren't apart of Retro, Todd.
I just torrented the legendary edition, Todd ;)
>>341745617
be at peace my child and reserve your copy today
my friend told me he is like as tall as danny the vito. Is this true?
>>341742320
BecauseI'm getting it for free :^)
>>341745883
nope, it's just a meme he's short. jealous people I guess
>>341742320
>asking full price for a game I already finished
>it even looks worse than the base game with minimal modding
The Skyrim Remaster is a joke, I honestly hope people just get a picture of Todd giving them the middle finger when they open their cases.
>>341745823
You did what?
You know that's not right anon, you're gonna need to pre-order SkyrimHD™ at least 5 times to make up for this.
>>341745973
good
I can't play games made by manlets
>>341745883
>>341744568
Does that grenade even work, Todd?!
>>341746094
DELETE THIS!
Hey todd, i'm pre-ordering BF1 instead. I already own skyrim and don't want it again.
>>341746094
I almo0st feel sorry for him ;_;
>>341746094
>>341746239
Is Kaley whatsername in Fallout 4 or something?
>Skyrim
I could just go take some ambien and get the safe effect.
>>341742320
because it looked better on my pc with mods 4 years ago.
console kids......
>>341746263
>literally set for life on a series casuals will continue to buy
Why?
>>341745883
>danny the vito
>>341746260
My dad makes great games! They're worth owning twice!
>>341746354
Nope. They just invited a bunch of celebrities to the launch party.
>>341746094
>>341746518
I don't know how much he makes from heading Bethesda but you'd think he'd be able to afford a better fit/shoes then what he has there.
>>341746695
Does Todd want famous friends or something?
>>341746720
He donates a lot of money he earns to charity.
>>341742320
I have already got the game, why would I buy it again?
>>341742320
Because I want the game where you can climb that mountain instead.
>>341746720
He doesn't care about that shit m8.
He's basically /v/'s final evolution.
>>341742320
Don't worry, Todd. I'm preordering it.Just to cancel my preorder.
>>341746679
I don't even like Skyrim. I only got it because someone gifted it to me.
Your dad makes shit and i only have it because it was free.
Because I'm getting it for free and Skyrim kind of sucks anyways.
Though if it has Dark Soul's combat I'd adore it.
>>341746786
Maybe, but Zenimax probably thought the game would sell more if they had celebrity endorsement.
>>341744568
dont hurt me todd
>>341744568
How many patches will that grenade need after you pull the pin for it to actually explode?
But Todd
You're giving this game for free to me
>>341746523
>green the text
I want to buy some rare Todds
>>341746094
>not posting the unedited version
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN????
I'm pretty Sure Skyrim Remastered will literally be vanilla Skyrim coupled with the most successful fan-made graphical mods.
>>341748441
Why not?
>>341742320
I want Todd to tie me down and whisper lies into my ears
>>341746094
LITTLE SHIT!!!! HE'S ON HIS TIPTOES
>>341748441
So that you can kill yourself
Never played tomb raider?
>>341744568
jesus christ calm down you maniac
>>341748621
+ baby's first ENBs
todd is the cutest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UmVUXpfEE
>>341742320
because im going to pirate it and you cant stop me
>>341743390
Context?
Hey buddy, I think you pre-ordered the wrong game, Skyrim HD is 2 months down
>>341749264
Todd would be a great IRL bro
>>341744568
But you don't have 'Grenade throwing' skill in Skyrim, you can't use it unless you're modded Todd.
>>341749367
Todd getting gassed for lying too much.
>>341749495
>tfw you will never play Oblivion with Todd and have him tell you all kinds of neat dev stuff behind everything
>>341748907
>Shhhh... Anon, Skyrim HD will have that mountain you can climb, and as a gift from us to you every player who bought a Bethesda game this or the last year will get it for free- next month already in fact...
we meme'd skyrim 2 into existence
This is better than tarantino posting
>>341749759
We don't even know what 6 is gonna be and Skyrim 2 was gonna happen regardless because of normies.
>>341749491
Fuck you
Already played your shitty game for over 2000 hours.
Fuck off Todd
>>341744568
I got paid to play Fallout 4 and DOOM, suck it Todd
>>341749954
Is Bloodborne the Dark Souls of the Souls series?
Fuck off with Toddposting, this shit is not funny.
>>341749954
>the dark souls of persona games
>>341749954
>Dragon's Dogma the dark soul of fantasy RPGs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEShould have used DMC3 DMC instead
>>341742320
you serious nigga? You realise this game once
>>341749954
>That image
>>341749873
Fuck you, stupid head.
>>341750097
I agree, every ITT (except for you based anon) is being really disrespectful to the creator of games people all around they world enjoy, and will continue to enjoy
No, fuck you Anonymous. maybe you and I should settle it right here in the GAMESTOP and see who pre-orders
>>341749954
FUCKING BUY IT AGAIN!!
>>341750179
>>341750119
>>341750116
>>341750048
What is the Dark Souls of Bethesda games?
>>341750310
The.Elder.Scrolls.V.Skyrim.Legendary.Edition.MULTi8-PROPHET
>>341750364
Fallout 4, it is the deepest, most engaging bethesda game ever made.
>>341750364
Daggerfall
>>341750364
des = Morrowind
das = Oblivion
das 2 = Skyrim
das 3 = tbd
Doom™ guy here, buy the Fallout 4™ dlc or else...
>>341749954
[HATE NEWS]
PRE-ORDER HD SKYRIM OR VAULT BOY GETS IT!
>>341750230
>>341750310
Todd how can you be so nice in one comment, and then be quite demanding and forceful in the next?
greetings humans! I am Zodd Xoyyard from the Zeta galaxy and I have traveled in my Mothershipe to take a sample of Humanities greatest achievement; this "Skyrim HD" and present it to my homeworld. Surely the creater of such a marvel will be reveled across the entire universe!
>>341750643
IDDQD :^)
>>341750705
Anon, that first post clrealy wasn't todd, what are you on about?
>>341750705
I don't know what you mean anon, I'm not Todd Howard
Todd where's my Doomslayer DLC for Skyrim? You better include it in the pre-order else I will pirate Fallout 4.
>>341742320
because i already own the original version on PC and have mods that are still better then remastered :^)
>>341750516
Don't believe him, that's Fallout Todd, I'm Elder Scrolls Todd, he trapped me here, please let me out so I can release Skyrim 2 : Elder Scrolls, a game with over 900000 endings, infinite voice actors, and hand crafted quests that never end! Don't forget to pre-order Skyrim remastered!
>>341742320
Because I'm still playing all this great Fallout 4 DLC, Todd! Thanks for offering the Season Pass for such a reasonable price!
>>341750934
You shut your pansy ass up Elder Todd, Elder Scrolls doesn't even have guns.
>>341751045
How many copies did you buy anon?
>>341742320
You're scaring me, Todd. If I preorder Skyrim remastered, do you promise not to hurt me?
Skyrim may be shit but watching how everything came to be and todds autism with tiny things is nice.
Because it's a free upgrade on PC
>>341742320
I have the legendary edition on PC.
Thanks Todd!
>>341742320
Because it's free on PC for me.
So I don't need to preorder anything.
I love todd posting
>>341743472
>free if you already have it on PC
free if you already have it on PC
>free if you already have it on PC
free if you already have it on PC
>free if you already have it on PC
free if you already have it on PC
Come on, Brother! pre-order Skyrim Remastered Edition! That's what a REAL American would do!
Todd... I want to buy it but I gotta buy food, I'm so hungry it hurts... I'm sorry, T-Todd...
>>341751549
BUY IT
YOU CAN EAT IN GAME
>>341742320
>this garbage game gets a remaster
>new vegas remastered or sequel NEVER EVER
FUCK YOU TODD! HATE TODDLER! HATE BETHESDA! SARCASTIC!
I heard that it wiil be free for legendary owners, is it right?
>>341749954
>The Dark Souls of Persona games
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>341748441
my favorite toddposting image is here
>>341742884
Ur shit
>>341751716
of course..
>>341750801
Bitch, that won't work with this armor.
>>341750705
Only one of them is Todd.
Todd doesn't wear glasses.
>>341751669
New Vegas was nothing but a CHEAP RIPOFF of the classic Bethesda formula ushered in by FO3 and Oblivion. Meticulously perfected with no margin of error, Obsidian couldn't even begin to approach Todd's level of design expertise
>>341750705
He's bipolar
>>341751535
Oh hey Hulk!
Thx for the Gawker thing.
You play Skyrim too?
Fallout 4 too of course, right?
What do you MEAN you're gonna pirate the Fallout 4 DLC? Do you know how much work we put into this game? You're really doing this to me?
I will definitely be buying skyrim remastered!
>>341752329
I'm sorry I spent it for a month's stock of ramen
Guys, is it usually for Eu or Usa to pirate games?
ANyone have the 'Never should have bought it.' edit?
I would certainly recommend Fallout 4 to my friends, why don't you go and tell your friends how good it is.
Or are you a loser who doesn't have any friends?
How big is your Godd Howard folder?
>>341752329
I can't say no to a face like that, I'll be buying Fallout 4 again, and pre-order the DLC! Who's with me!?
>>341752752
FALLOUT BELONGS TO THE PAYING CUSTOMERS
>>341742320
Im sorry todd, i will buy fallout 4 first and maybe some dlc, then maybe skyrim
>>341744726
Lel
>>341745973
>tfw when 6'3"
feels good towering over the tippy todd
>>341753162
That's fine by me! Just make sure you end up buying both eventually!
>>341752958
But everyone in my family already got a copy from me!
>>341742320
I have it on PC. That said, I'm not going to install that piece of garbitch no matter how many piss-filters you put over it.
>>341753515
Why don't you buy a copy just to help me out?
>>341753835
Todd I bought fallout 4!
>>341752958
yo fallout 4 was tight af niggah, me and my crew were playin that shi like crazy b4 doing sum stick ups u bet yo ass im buyin that thing again
pce
>>341754036
You forgot the blackface.
>>341742320
Already have legendary on PC lol. You're literally giving me a free game Todd.
Buy Fallout™ 4 dlc or blow it out your ass
It's time to finally stop Todd. You haven't been relevant since 1995 and the people have had enough of your lies and childish games. They want a game with choice! Art, meant for the sophisticated mind.
And in the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses... a slave obeys.
It's time to choose /v/. Time to chose the superior game
Todd, I already have all of your Skyrim shit including DLC on PC, I'm getting it for free and there's nothing you can do about it.
Ahaha console pleb
Sorry guys but i need to know is somewere there a HOI4 or Europa Universalis threads?
>>341754472
He thinks it's a new gam- I mean, OH YES, I am! You most certainly couldn't get what we did in this game with mods! I'm a saint! Enjoy my free game!
>>341742320
>preorder
>a game i'm getting for free
>xbabbies have to pay $60 for it
>i only paid $20
>>341742320
I preordered Zelda instead
>>341742320
Stale gameplay
>>341755075
Was this the greatest Doujin ever created?
>>341756023
See
>>341748441
i had a dream about todd. we hung out and he seems like a genuinely good bloke based on that
he wouldn't let me wake up until i preordered, but that wasn't a problem because I was going to anyway
>>341745545
Don't you mean incubus?
I'll buy it Todd, I'm just not pre-ordering. For the time being I'm getting my TES fix by playing Oblivion since Skyrim runs badly on my laptop.
>>341742320
Because everything you do is generaly shit made for casuals, your engine is absolute aged garbage and some random fuckos made a better post apocalyptic RPG game with it than you despite deadlines and a lower budget?
I mean, work with me Todd, you kinda suck dongers mate. Your new game is literally just a free mod for PC's for consoles with a new piss filter added in.
>>341746094
>you see that mountain? You can climb it
>>341756813
No, a succubus is a demon that tempts men, regardless of its appearance
Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.
PLEASE FREE FROM MY CUBE PRISON
BUY AT LEAST 6 COPIES OF MY GAME
>>341744726
I like this
>>341745883
No he's massive. He's the Mountain that climbs.
>>341755075
>>341756489
Give me a source in this one famalam?
>>341757635
Just Swizzle Up My Urethera Senpai
>>341756489
>tfw forgot the sauce to this
>>341742320
I don't own any recent gen consoles. Also I have Skyrim on my PC
>>341754881
Fuck off Levine, you're even worse
>>341743931
WPOW
>>341745883
He physically bumped into me at the Bethesda Conference. He had to look up to me to apologize to me. I'm 5'7" so he had to be around 5'4-5 at best.
>>341744568
WHY TODDDDDDD
>>341742320
already have legendary
>>341756489
No, this one is
>You should you should, you should order it
You should you should, you should order it!
Don't you believe anon?!
>>341758572
>koreashit
>hentai
>>341758704
>muh pure weeb experience
>muh glorious japanese porn folded over a thousand times
>>341744726
Fuck this made me laugh more than it should have.
Does Todd even know about Toddposting?
>>341756489
yes it is
Pre-order Skyrim HD Remaster now or I'm opening the gate!
>>341759073
weld is at 100%
come at me
>>341742320
There's only one reason for this.
To kike over console players HARD.
I'm pretty quick to laugh at a console pleb, but this shit ain't right, Bethesda is essentially charging them 60 bucks to be able to mod their games, which isn't fucking cool.
Only reason they're giving it out for free on the PC is because they know they can't hold anything over a PC player's head, and the shitstorm would be more trouble than its worth if they tried.
But some Xbone faggot? Yeah, it's totally fine to just shit on them and they'll eat it right up.
>>341742320
>>341759812
It's actually because Skyrim isn't released on current gens.
>>341756813
Incubus- gives the Dick
Succubus - gets the Dick
Guys, look at the cool stuff you can do in Fallout 4™!
You can build settlements that are completely customizable, leading to so many options for your town!
Just look at what this person did in Fallout 4™!
I think he described the settlement system perfectly!
x64 architecture so you can play your shitty weeb pervert mods without crashing every other minute
According to this resume, it says here that you have never pre-ordered a Bethesda game. Care to explain?
>>341747330
>metro skin on steam
>>341757635
>>341757893
Lets play a game, shall we?http://exhentai.org/g/732803/273f87f945/
http://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/
http://exhentai.org/g/773802/a1b4233837/
http://exhentai.org/g/908485/b63fbeede7/
http://exhentai.org/g/146851/8272a288cd/
http://exhentai.org/g/684631/182bac4dcf/
http://exhentai.org/g/861535/fb799a41ea/
http://exhentai.org/g/491539/a8aa84b16f/
http://exhentai.org/g/940926/a92fc4a3b9/
http://exhentai.org/g/537382/c27e31b0f6/
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/
http://exhentai.org/g/484748/a94ea49580/
One of them is the sauce, the others are favorites of /v/. As a little bonus, I added a favorite of mine.
Have fun.
>>341760493
I'm sorry Todd, but I want to wait for patches and mods before I play a bethesda game, and even then, I pirate them before purchasing to see if I'll enjoy it.
>>341760572
Did you include the one with the girl full of holes?
>>341742320
Because you're giving it to me free for having already bought the base game (and all DLC) on Steam, and I don't own a PS4 or Xbone.
>>341760493
>>341760824
Nope, forgot the name of that one, I should bookmark it for sauce giving usage. I should also add radiation loli next time.
>>341760572
Thanks anon.
>>341742320
Honest answer? I'm porned out. I have the pc version, and played it for about 200 hours, then installed a bunch of sex lab mods, ran around raping and getting raped with my big booty futa character, fapped until my balls went dry, then stopped playing all together.
>>341760572
>That praying mantis
I kekd.
>>341742320
>Pre ordering a game I didn't even like after pirating it 5 years ago
will skyrim remastered finally be on the Ouya?
>>341760572
I can't check right now, but ismoth girlthere?
>>341759903
Regardless of what system it's on, why the hell does a 5 year old game need to be re-released besides blatant kikery?
>>341761249
Too vanilla.
Because i have it on PC.
>>341760572The source sucks ass but I actually like 5 of those other links
>>341761389interesting
>>341742320
it's free for me you dip
>>341761292
Playstation 4's library of games consists of 70% Remasters, 20% PC/X1/PS3/Vita multiplatforms, and 10% actual exclusive games.
Even more Remasters got announced at E3, there's a remaster out like every month of the year on PS4 and X1.
Because a game that came out last generation isn't enticing to me again just because it's prettier now. At least wait two generations before a massive cash grab, and I could always replay it with mods on PC
At least you'll make a killing off sonyggers, they'll buy anything twice
>>341760572
>fucking kek
>>341742320
no gay sex mods
