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Hey guys, did you know that Yoshi™ from Nintendo© is actually the Vault Dweller from Fallout™ 4 and actually takes place in an alternate universe of Overwatch™ which itself is secretly a prequel to Undertale™ ?
But that's just a theory.
Fuck this lanky faggot and his retarded beta male goomba friend.
>>341726359
his theories make sense though.
>>341726359
he's making money by spouting vaguely sensical things on youtube.
he surely is smarter than you, posting on an anonymous image board, faggot
His theories are silly but learning about different types of amnesia is legit interesting.
Also I like how much he will reach impossible and ridiculous conclusions based on speculation.
Mattpat is fun.
i really wish this faggot would stop putting his face in all his videos
and if i didint have to hear his fucking voice
you know what just make markiplier voice all the episodes
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq07PbaXZVM
>>341726537
>let me defend one faggot e-celeb that l don't know against another faggot l don't know
Neo /v/.
Post theories, /v/
Luigi is way gay.
This is the reason why Daisy barely shows in any games that aren't sports. She's meant to be the romantic interest but it's clear Luigi has no interest on her. There's also a high percentage that one twin might grow up to become a homosexual.
Not to mention how Luigi's mustache is better mantain that Mario's blobby mess.
Luigi is actually SANS?????
>>341726359
He was cool when the channel started.
>>341726924
What a stupid theory. Mario is Sans, Luigi is Papyrus, Bowser is Asgore, Toriel is Yoshi. Peach is Undyne.
>>341726838
>There's also a high percentage that one twin might grow up to become a homosexual.
There is no such thing.
Boys with many older brothers are more likely to be gay and an identical twin where the other twin is gay is more likely to be gay than fraternal twins but there's no "twins are more likely to be gay" statistic as far as i know.
>>341727145
Yoshi is obviously monster kid
>>341726359
Whoaa
Link is actually DEAD in The Wand of Gamelon™?????????
His channel used to be good before it was taken over by twelve year old FNAF fuckers
Seriously
FNAF fucked up a lot of YouTube channels
>>341727359
He is so freaking smart OMG i would never fugured that out XD
Uboat this if you watch The Game Theorists!
>>341726359
A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME THEORY!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD
>>341727512
His channel was never good.
That said, it was never as bad as /v/ claims.
>>341726416
>Mario is a communist
>Based on... Coins?
>>341726359
Mat fuck outta here
>>341727552
If you didn't like it, and there was a real niche audience most of the time, you didn't like it
It was out of the way and inoffensive until FN@F appeared
his wife is cute, cute!
>>341726416
>Le Fart Man is 10 feet tall!! XD
>I counted the pixels, guise!!!!!
i just.....
i can't.
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet....
>>341727818
you must have a lot of free time, friend
He has good theories, does his research and makes his argument well.
Pity he presents his videos the way he does.
>>341726715
Fuck man I just can't watch it...
>>341727878
a lot of them are just pretty far fetched and seem kinda dumb. Also I'm not sure I can forgive him for making the cancerous FNAF fandom so fucking pretentious
I like the show. I just hate seeing the catch phrase all over the place.
>>341726359
His videos are cleanly produced, and the topics are entertaining to think about for 11 minutes, even if they're all either bullshit or completely inconsequential. Having said that, I rarely watch them.
Of course, the real entertainment is how assblasted social justice types are over everything he says, despite being one of the most plain, white bread, inoffensive youtubers out there.
>>341728330
Implying
>>341727761
Is entertaining
anyone here know the "game theory rejects" twitter account, pretty funny stuff
>>341727224
>had many sisters
>grew up gay
fuck you
>>341728425
>if I keep linking to my own post, maybe people will start to think I'm right!
>>341728564
rip
>>341726403
Literally how can anyone watch that Goomba weeb's videos? He's so insufferably annoying.
>>341727818
>nigger
>>341727512
>tfw his FNAF vids are the only ones i actually like
also the first earthbound one
>>341728564
>Implying I'm not right
I really don't get how the fuck FNAF got big, it's hardly even a game, you just sit there and wait for a jumpscare
>in before but the lore is sooooo gooood
>>341728564
>Crazy director caused the death of three people
>John Landis
>It's omega cuck Max Landis' dad
Here's a theory /v/:
In Pokemon Red/Blue, Blastoise was originally going to be part Steel type. However, because Steel wasn't introduced until Gen 2, Blastoise was pure Water instead
>>341728980
do you have anything backing that theory?
>>341729054
A Pokedex entry mentions steel and cans too many times to be a coincidence:
>The rocket cannons on its shell fire jets of water capable of punching holes through thick steel.
>Blastoise has water spouts that protrude from its shell. The water spouts are very accurate. They can shoot bullets of water with enough accuracy to strike empty cans from a distance of over 160 feet.
>The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel
When did the steel references start? Gen 2 of course
Also heres a gamefaqs thread that supports my claim:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960099-pokemon-heartgold-version/51241665
>Could Rosalina be Peach from the future?
>>341727818
fuck you
>>341726359
Videos like "is the pyro male or female" are kinda shity, but videos like "can you survive the assassins creed jump"
>>341728528
It's statistical, just like it's possible for identical twins to be different sexualities even thought there's a genetic component to it.
The twin studies that proved a genetic link to homosexuality are oft ignored for their real conclusion. Homosexuality is both a developmental and genetic phenomenon, people with the genetic disposition can turn out not gay this could be through chemical differences in diets or really early childhood development or variables that come later in life like weird uncle pete molesting one of the kids, it's too hard to tell but what is easy to tell is the genetic connection isn't 100% so you aren't "born gay" and it is a strong connection so you don't "choose to be gay" either.
Everyone is just a slave to forces they cannot control or fully understand.
>>341727818
>i just.....
>i can't.
>literally shaking right now.....
>wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
>ill never understand this......place.
> it feels like
>after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
>blatant racism
>child porn spam
>animal abuse
>anti semitism
>holocaust denial
>woman hating
>homophobia
>fat shaming
>off topic adult cartoons
>the list goes on and on.......
>the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
>are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
>disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
>i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet....
So, did you useless nigger see that video of a baby being fucked by a pig or are you some sort of kike (who were, by the way, never victims of a genocide) whos inferior female brain prefers obese dykes in not video game related hentai?
>>341726838
The Mario Bros. are not twins
>[X] was dead/sleeping the whole time
>>341729223
I think it's more like they designed Blastoise before thinking about Steel typing.
Steel/Water doesn't make that much sense for a starter, part of the reason why I hate the fucking Empoleon line
>>341729382
pic related
>>341729382
You and all the other newfag are falling for old as shit pasta
sometimes the dude gets it right, like the hookshot ripping off your arm if you tried that IRL.
goomba is fairly anti censor also, can't hate.
>>341727818
here's your "lurk moar"
>>341729498
What about this concept art I ripped from the official Pokémon website before it got taken down
>>341726838
>He's gay because he cares for his stache and doesn't lust for some (former) desert slut with almost no personality
come on now
>>341726359
>Hey guys, did you know that Yoshi™ from Nintendo© is actually the Vault Dweller from Fallout™ 4 and actually takes place in an alternate universe of Overwatch™ which itself is secretly a prequel to Undertale™ ?
>And he's actually dead?
>And it was all a dream?
BUT HEY
>>341729652
Here's your "lurk moar" newfag
>>341726359
Fuck this faggot and anyone who likes him.
>>341729382
Ahh to be a 12 yo edgelord who falls for old ass pasta....
>>341729667
>offical
>blastionse
I'm having a hard time believing you on this one
>>341728528
There is a difference between being gay and being a faggot, anon. You're just the latter one.
>>341729695
what next bro, 'can you even triforce'?
fuck off.
>>341729839
From what I've heard, Blastionse was his old name, from Blast, Tortoise, and Bastion
When the Steel typing was dropped, so was Bastion, as it didnt make sense
BUT
>>341729685
>Forgot to mention that they're in purgatory for sins in their real life
>Also exlcuding their political leanings
shaking my head to be honest
Even when his vidoes could be interesting , his fucking voice kills me
>>341729907
if he is supposed to be a tortoise, why is he water type?
Gaijin Goomba is worse than him though.
>>341730159
It's a mistranslation similar to Donkey Kong. Basically, the photo cards for a Turtle and Tortoise had their names swapped accidently by a new employee, so when the cards were delivered to Game Freak they had the wrong names, leading to the devs thinking that a Tortoise lived in water
>>341730191
yeah, he seems like the kind of guy to be proud to watch anime and call Kill la Kill a cultural phenomenon
>>341730295
are just making shit up?
>>341726359
I'm gonna invite some hate here and say I enjoy some if this guy's videos, mostly the early ones.
The majority are trash. I haven't seen anything in a while because at a certain point, I think he ran out of ideas and kind of started bulshitting as hard as he could.
There, I said it.
>>341730440
Yeah. It was fun though
>>341729797
To be fair you do sound like a douchbag.
>>341730473
Indeed,but by the "official" concept art I was pretty certain, you were fucking around
>>341729797
BTFO
>>341730443
>being right
No one is going to respond to you unless you post actual incorrect bait anon
>>341730191
>got triggered so hard by yoko doujins he swore off anime for a decade
>brought back in by "amazing, thought provoking" shows like attack on titan and kill la kill
>>341727745
I was curious, so I googled.
Are we sure this isn't incest? They look related.
>>341726359
>show that's about looking too far into things and taking the piss
>creator knows this
>audience knows this
>/v/ proceeds to bitch that his show is too nonsensical which is the whole point
Never change
>>341730986
really?
yoko doujins aren't even much worse than her portrayal in the show
>>341731085
She looks a lot cuter during the streams.
>>341726359
his only good theories was when he actually involved math or physics. Although his voice was always ridiculously annoying
>>341731120
> Roll with twintails
3cute5me
>>341730818
Seems like /v/ gets mad if you say anything positive about the guy.
I was just being cautious.
So far the only one I like is the Borderlands one because it was interesting seeing Jack's background and the Watch_Dogs ones since it was mostly technology talk that I found fascinating.
>>341731638
>implying /v/ isn't always mad
>>341726715
>Girlfriend is cute
LOL this cant be cringey if his ass is top tier bro
>>341730443
But that's exactly how It is. He got something going at the start, analyzing data in the games and making some funny theories and some serious ones. But then he started with the Mario is ded shit and devolved into fnaf crap. And it was in the point of no return
>>341730332
>digibro
>>341729978
>purgatory
>sins
I don't think that's how it works
>>341731990
Don't know what this is implying, but I'm not female.
Seriously, his girlfriend looks pretty cute, and the theme is lame, but they both like Mario and have friends who'd deal with it. Looks more fun than anything.
I guess I just like these things because I actually have friends...sorry for bringing a new perspective here, man, I really didn't mean it.
>>341732375
They were extremely minor sins.
>>341731990
The funny thing about that image is that the post is copypasta. It's slightly altered from an Xbox Live message.
That mod clearly doesn't spend enough time here.
>>341732175
honestly I just hate all these youtubers that celebrate this substandard anime trash that has been circulating the seasons for the past few years
>>341727818
The newest of fags.
>>341731120
>audience knows this
lol no
>>341732531
wew lad, you just made yourself look very new
>>341731120
>show that's about looking too far into things and taking the piss
Yeah, just like Chris Chan has been trolling us for years and we all fell victim of his clearly planned shenanigans
>>341732932
Not him, but if you dont think he's aware that the "theories" are just for shits and giggles, then you seriously need to re-evalutate your social understanding. It's obvious as fuck that he doesn't actually believe his own "theories"
>>341726359
How is that possible when Eileen is the Wet Nurse though?
>>341733653
The videos I've seen suggest otherwise. Plus he makes a living out of it, regardless of what he believes he has to make some shit up
>>341729419
born and delivered at the same time
they're twins
>>341733741
The dudes like a millionaire by now Idk why he just won't retire
>>341726416
Not his MM one. Fuck I've never seen a worse theory.
>>341731085
I want to cuck the shit out of him.
>>341727818
Is this pasta?
>>341726359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PSueHOY-Jk
>>341729419
Pfft. They both look so goddamned the same. I bet if you asked if they want ice cream, both would say yes!
Wow it's so great to see everyone discussing some high quality Game Theories!
If that's what you're into, then be sure not to miss GameLab, only on YouTube Red! It was a lot of fun, and I hope you enjoy it fellow Theorists.
>>341737994
Matt, listen to me
I want you to listen very carefully________________________________________________________fuck you_______________________________________
>>341727818
Fake and gay
>>341726416
He ignores a lot of facts to prove his retardd thories and gets butthurt when proven wrong. AND he builds upon his own unproven theories as facts on other videos, he's a faggot.
>>341731990
>new as fuck /b/ mod hasn't seen that one xbox live message
I hope someone called him out on it
His "theories" are so unbelievably shit. All he does is think up a plausible scenario, and builds a story around it with fringe evidence and bullshit leaps of logic.
>>341726583
Like this shit. He had a two part video trying to make a point that Dory was faking it, when his entire argument was "people with short-term memory loss couldn't have remembered the boat."
He stretched that one claim out for two entire fucking videos.
>>341726359
Even if his theories weren't dumb as fuck, I hate his voice and personality. He's so punchable.
>>341726359
>all these people that think it's supposed to be serious, critiquing his evidence and not just silly entertainment
>>341726359
>I take all of his theories serious
Why though? Are that gullible that you can't tell these are all meant to be a joke? Is /v/ that gullible?
>>341728528
I have two older brothers and an older sister. I was conceived less than a year after my sister was born. All the statistics were against me. I blame my mom's uterus.
>>341739964
Fucking this. Why is /v/ so retarded?
>>341739306
>gets butthurt when proven wrong
i wanna see this
>>341739964
>>341740080
>these posts will be ignored because /v/ wants to be buttmad at more e-celebs.
>>341740550
>Made retarded FNAF prediction
>In the next game the creator contradicts his "lore" and "theories"
>"Ugh.. Creator, you're obviously wrong, my theories are perfect.
Such a cunt.
>>341726416
I stopped watching after Sans = Ness, some of his theories wayyy back in the day made some sense but that was just "Sans stands for Steven After Not Surviving" tier where Sans is actually Steven from Steven Universe after getting cancer and dying.
>>341730443
The sound video was interesting to me, mainly because I was studying audio at the time. But yeah majority of his videos are the drizzling shits but good on him for working the reddit marks
>liking shillpat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgkoz5EZTok
>>341726838
>There's also a high percentage that one twin might grow up to become a homosexual.
I know that -identical- twins both have a high chance of sharing the same orientation but I never heard of what you're saying.
>>341737994
this can't be real
>>341727818
I kinda enjoy posts like this where you can tell some love and thought was put into the bait.
>>341726416
Remember the time he explicitely told the creator of FNaF that he's wrong about his own game's lore?
Haha me too.
>>341726416
Most of his theories are stolen.
>>341743178
prove it
>>341727818
>>341727870
>>341728719
>>341729281
>>341729382
>>341729652
>>341732531
>>341735237
>>341739195
>>341741672
newfags here that fell for this old pasta
neo-/v/ in a nutshell
>>341739125
>that image
post the gif.
Does anyone have that screenshot of reasons why Extra Credits sucks? i remember seeing it on a MatPat thread months ago.
>>341745056
>youtube e-celeb thread
>filled with underage newfags
This is why we should ban this shit
I'm 28 years old. My wife is 26. She only has a mild interest in video games. Showing her "Film Theory" has moved onto "Game Theory", and now she's more open to play games (currently playing Cities Skylines).
Thank you diet coke matpad man for making my normie wife more accepting of my video game hobby.
The only drawback is my wife now walks around the house shouting "A gaayyymmee theory! Annndd cut!".
His only good video is the dracula one.
>>341731990
New-fag mod
>>341746385
Even worse, a new SJW mod. He got so mad by that post because it mocks white knoght betas such as himself.
