So you're walking through Aloloa with your pokebros when suddenly this lass runs up and challenges you to a Pokemon battle. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Battle I guess.
I hope she knows what a spitroast is because she's about to be in one
>>341718178
Not like you have a choice.
...How many more gens until the games no longer require you to battle people who see you?
What >>341718178 said.
>>341718146
rape her then her pokemon
>>341718178
with my 100% top ratatata
>>341718178
No mercy
If I win we're going on a date
Sex her ecks dee
>>341718146
>walking
Fuck that noise. Just give me the poke bike, or poke skates, or whatever Hawaiians use to move around.
Curb stomp her pokemon and take her money.
>>341718379
Surfboard
>>341718379
Poke volcanoes
>>341718146
Get my girlfriend gym leader waifu to battle her, then go back to enjoying the scenic beaches of Alola while we vacation from Unova.
Perform an Unexpected Coital Maneuver and force her into submission.
>>341718146
Now i got a flower in my hair
>>341718146
She looks more designated than she does a swollen Mexican.
>>341718307
THE TRAINER CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A BATTLE CHALLENGE
>>341718490
Wow i cant believe shes actually got fanart.
>>341718489
>Volconoe-propulsed vehicles
That's retarded enough for me to want it
Just scream "NO BRAKES" as I fly by on my bike.
where are the lewds
>>341718146
Accept, but with a twist. If I win, instead of money, she lets me take her virginity. After I sweep the floor with her, I deflower her forcefully and let her lay there with her pussy filled with cum and blood.
>>341719828
Shes like 10 years old you sick fuck.
>>341719828
pixiv
>>341720015
She's Hawaiian so she probably already lost her virginity at age 9 to a similarly aged cousin or something while playing around.
>>341718810
Lenora best.
>>341718490
>Girlfriend
She's married
>>341718146
>face
Oh yeah, no, just battle.
>>341718178
Fucking savage.
>>341721931
She's not even hot enough for a gentle raping. May as well just destroy her pokemon and take her money.
>>341718307
Question for you Poké addicts:
In the long history of this game, has there ever been a random trainer that spots you (I assume the ! over their heads), walks up to you, but then just chats and only asks if you want to battle, then you respond with Yes or No?
Has that ever happened?
>>341718628
If we win then you will take your sorry ass back to My. Silver! And also you will have to pay our pokecenter bills!
>>341722064
>May as well
>>341718146
Challenge her to a sex battle.
>>341721754I know
>>341722064
Huh. You're actually right. I didn't really look at the picture when I first saw the thread, but now that I do, she's really not that attractive.
>>341722171
Does Pokemon Brown count?
I also vaguely recall that happening in one of the actual games, but it could just as easily be you walking up to challenge them and then them asking if you are ready.
>>341718146
[letterbox shot]
>>341722476
I guess to be sort of fair, when psychics are a thing in the poke-verse... plus, isn't Red normally referred to as "kind of creepy" by most people in universe?
>>341722402
>I also vaguely recall that happening in one of the actual games
The newest gen had it, but rarely. You could tell a Nurse/Doctor "No" before battles and then they'll always heal you anytime after.
They were a godsend in caves.
>>341718531
Holy Kek
>>341722402
I cannot recall an instance in Gen 1-3. (Stopped playing at 3.)
The music always changed, the trainer always battled you.
>>341722654
>Nurse/Doctor
Neat. Casual (ITEMS AND ESCAPE ROPES), but realistic/true to their profession and personalities.
post yfw the new bad guys are pirates, but not team aqua pirates,monkey island pirates
>>341722171
not even in my wildest dreams!
there are several times when -you- walk up to someone and they ask if you're ready, though
>>341722171
I think with those air battles in the newer games you can choose if you want to fight them or not
>>341718146
beat her pets and steal her money
>>341722958
>they'resomalipirates
>>341718146
Avoid eye contact, start stuttering, take out my pokeball with shaky hands and leave after she takes pity on me and lets me go on my way
>>341722958
We already had two pirates, Aqua and Neo-Plasma, do we really need another?
We've also had
I'd rather have another mafiosa group, or something we haven't done at all yet, like a small group of individuals, no grunts
>>341724810
That sounds dumb.
Moar generic grunts with important people that show up two or three times, pls
>>341722326
I suppose.
>>341723203
Correct, mostly because those battles are fucking stupid and I hope they're gone forever.
>>341724884
Ok, how about a group that wants to revert society to the natural state, without any machines?
Or a region set in a newly discovered area, and the badguys are driving the natives away?
Or a group of punks that have no goal at all other than causing havoc for the hell of it?
>>341725035
>Garchomp
>Flying
It's a landshark.
>>341724901
Hey!
Love you love you love youuu
More than yesterday.
I suppose!
>>341725391
Posting error? That image was for:
>>341722326
>>341724901
>>341722326
>>341724901
FUCKING CROPPED PICTURES THAT IMAGE SEARCHING NEVER FINDS THE SOURCE FOR GOD DAMMIT
>>341725223
No. I want my badguy team so bland I mistake them for a bowl of dad's oatmeal.
![0bfe537c3dc0ad005f8201cb46d067a78117e731_hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GS80wil.jpg "0bfe537c3dc0ad005f8201cb46d067a78117e731_hq[1].jpg")
>>341725378
>>341725596
And "no goal other than causing havoc" isn't bland?
It's your average 16yo anarchist
>>341722267
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
post it
>>341724810
>Neo-Plasma
I want to say they're ninjas, but that god-damn Plasma Frigate or whatever it's called keeps popping up.
Goddamn summerfags in this thread can't even quote properly.
>>341725829
but aren't people that want to regress society back to squatting in villages primitive anarchists?
>>341718146
hey baby i got a new pokemon from germany called smeckel, perhaps youwould try to beat him in a pokemon battle?
>>341725902
Well that trio with the super-sayan hair are absolutely ninjas, but the grunts are pirates
i mean, they even have crossed swords on their hats
>>341726198
they could be, but don't have to be, "anarchists" just want there to be no authority, but the regress to natural state people could still have a leader, and even believe in gods
and in any case, they'd still have a goal, unlike the punks i mentioned
>>341725378
The joke is that anything without a defined flying animation (which is the only animation used in battle) doesn't count for sky battles.
And even then the rules are stupid.
Pidgey is flying type but can't sky battle because its animation is on the ground
Gyarados can sky battle but Mega Gyarados is allowed despite losing flying type
Gengar isn't allowed despite being functionally the same as its predecessors, which are allowed.
I forgot the point I was making but basically the rules for sky battle eligibility are retarded as fuck and so are the lengths they went through to make sure ones that are eligible work because they were too lazy to have ground and flying animations for these pokemon.
![tumblr_n2i6vyCZAH1ttdkobo3_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/K7INEQk.gif "tumblr_n2i6vyCZAH1ttdkobo3_400[1].gif")
>>341726941
And the worst part
THEY DID MAKE ANIMATIONS FOR THESE POKEMON
>>341718146
hopefully we fall in love after a meaningful friendship and I'm not left alone posting stupid shit on a chinese cartoon boardhaven't played since blue.
>>341718146
kiss her deeply and passionately, and ask if she wants to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of baby makingand love making, all while holding hands
>>341724810
>like a small group of individuals, no grunts
To be fair Flare was kind of like this. Almost all the grunts you face are grunts you defeated earlier in the game with powered up Pokemon.
>All the people in this thread who want to fuck a child
I feel sick...
>>341718489
muh nigga
>>341718178
This.
Also I fuck her brains out
>>341718489
>ALL THESE TANNED GRILLS
How do I avoid having a massive erection while playing Sun/Moon?
>>341718531
>>341722674
Fixed it for you. Go, and sin no more.
>>341722171
I don't think it's ever happened with trainers before, but I believe there's cutscenes / events in games that start with people seeing you, getting the '!', walking up to you and talking but never challenging you to a battle.
>>341718146
Obviously, rape.
>>341718379
Poke mopeds so you can gun it down residential streets at 3 in the morning and annoy the fuck out of everyone.
Official Pokemon Lass/Miniskirt rankings
XY > ORAS > FRLG > DPPt > BW > RBY > HGSS > SM > RSE > GSC
>>341728235
didn't pick up on that, that's neat
but i was thinking in the way that they all have names
>>341718531
>>341728906
that's not the original, actually
someone changed it around to make it more exploitable
this is the originaland i have no idea who that boar is
steal her money so she doesnt have any to give you when you win against her so she has to pay with her body
>>341729379
larfleeze is an orange lantern, utilizing the power of greed, literally runs around the galaxy stealing shit and hoarding it.
