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Doomslayer vs. Samus
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Who would win?
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Samus killed a hell dimension before.
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>>341710846
Samus literally fights beings that go faster than light, planet destroying monster and can vaporize the likes of Dark Samus.

She merks a shitload of fictional characters.
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>>341710846

Has Metroid brought the legions of hell to its knees time and time again, throughout countless of other dimensions?
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Would be a tie, then both will join up to kick monster in the face
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>>341711171
But can she bring down the person that hell pretty much spits out the moment it knows they're is coming?
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>>341710846
Doomguy could beat both of them while jerking off
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>>341711171
>Beings that go faster than light
While not "light" speed the summoner is definetly several times faster than doomslayer
>planet destroying monster and can vaporize the likes of Dark Samus
Doomslayer killed titans, which are skyscrapper sized, i think "planet destroying" its an overkill, i would say it would be a pretty fucking good battle
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Are we including Other M?
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>>341711018
doomguy has killed multiple hell dimensions
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>>341711670
Is daddy issues canon?
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Fight wouldn't last long before they'd start fucking.
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>>341710846
Doomslayer runs straight to samus while firing machine gun and then punches her to death. She has no close ranged attacks. If she goes morphball he punts her away. Her advantage is unlimited ammo, but Doomslayer is faster and can now double jump. Only thing to watcg out for is super bombs.
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>>341710846
ENDS IN SEX
their kids will make any bad guy from any universe shit their pants
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>>341711820
>>341711843
DELETE! Doomguy is pure
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>>341710846
samus wins
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>>341711843
As if Doomguy would want filthy Xeno genes.


Actually, does doomguy have a stance on Aliens? I don't think he's ever met any.
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>>341711904
h-doom says otherwise
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>>341710846
I feel like Samus has thicker plot armor

Would love to see Doomslayer take on Ridley
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>>341711904

>Implying Doom 4 doesn't make HDoom canon
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>>341711904

SAMUS IS HUGE! THAT MEANS SHE HAS HUGE GUTS!
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>>341710846
Ends in sex and by sex I mean demon and pirate killing. Space pirates seem like the kind of group that'd open up a portal to hell.
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>>341712151

How uh...thick are we talking buddy?
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>>341712078
He owned a bunny and saved Vega's memories. I think as long as the ayys aren't using any hell energy they'll be cool.
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Doomguy survived HDOOM
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>>341712078
Unless you count the demons the only Ayy Lmaos ever even implied to exist are the ancient Martians from 3 but that game implied they were actually just humans that later teleported to Earth when shit went bad and we forgot our origin. Plus 3's universe is different from the original games and 4.
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Buzz Astral
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>>341713284
Thanks, Doc.
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>>341710846
While Samus has a ton of gadget and weapon options, Doomslayer is like a fucking tank. He will just keep coming back, again and again, a force of pure determination.
I think he would get close enough to cause Samus trouble, unleashing his entire arsenal in such a manner that would probably damage Samus' armour and make her lose all her shit.
Then he'd finish her off with a melee chainsaw attack.
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Samus completely rapes Daamguy because he is too slow.

Samus beats Doomguy because he cannot aim up.
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I'm pretty sure a BFG would instantly gib Sweet Dee.
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>>341713805

BFG is weaker than power bombs.
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he would literally onehit her with the chainsaw and it only takes up 3 fuel bars max because she's small
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>>341710846
They'd probably be too busy fighting off Xeno and Hell scum to give a shit about each other. Which begs the question...

How would the both of them, together, fare in the Warp?
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>>341710846
i think it's a tie.
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>>341713651
>Too slow
>Can run faster than Usain Bolt
>Can outrun rockets
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If Samus died would she respawn in Bird Magic Hell and keep on killing evil?
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>>341710846
>tfw we'll never have a shooter that has all of the faces of FPS games coming together to fight all of the different evils against them

Or at least make a multiplayer shooter equivalent of Smash Bros.
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>>341713890
According to?
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>>341710846
They would fuck
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>>341714375
His ass.
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>>341712316
They basically did it with Dark Aether
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>>341713943
DOOM Guy is incorruptible and has been killing demons on an infinite plain of existences for an infinite amount of time.

I think he'd be alright.
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>>341713943
Samus would fall but the joke is Doomguy would just beat the fuck out of whoever called dibs on her.
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Comparing arsenal/armor system

Samus Chozo is made to absorb impacts from plasma weapons and runs off "sub tanks"

Praetor armor can tank plasma as well, but has to he repaired with shards of extra armor

As for weapons

Chozo uses several forms of plasma like energies, and missiles

praetor uses mostly ballistic weapons with less impact than space debris with exception of gauss rifle plasma gun BFG

In terms of armor and weapons Samus trounces, but the possible game changer is the augmentative properties of both suits

Praetor increases physical brute strength till crushing steel is like us crushung a cardboard box, as well as increasing running speed with minimal strain on body

Chozo boosts reflex, agility, and tunning speed to the maximum a bio engineered Bird/Human could be
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>>341712593
>3's universe is different from the original games and 4.
nah 3 is canon
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>>341714089
>Can run ~90 Mph while carrying 1200lbs of equipment
At his maximum top speed, he exerts 5739825 joules worth of energy, which is about the same energy as the explosion from 1kg of TNT.
If he ran headfirst into a wall at top speed, he'd hit the wall with 9 million newtons of force, which is just a bit south of the thrust generated by the Saturn V rocket on liftoff.
Doomguy could put the Saturn V in space by running into it at full speed.

AKA he could run into Samus and she would die.
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>>341710846
>>341711171
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>>341715090
>Rocket launcher
>recoil
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>>341715025
>Samus shinesparks
>Samus literally has this ability in her game
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>>341715179
I didn't write it myself, jackass. I don't think he carries around 700 kg either, since we have no idea how heavy a BFG or plasma gun and their ammunitions would be.
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>>341715025
>If only Mars had the same gravity as Earth
>If only his speed could be quantified by a canon source, other than the flawed ScrewAttack team
>Not factoring in that its the armor allowing such speeds, as well as the damage he would take from such an impact
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>>341714428
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Doomguy doesn't need a superior officer to authorize his shit.
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I'd probably go with Samus. Her suit is just too broken. The Doom Slayer's suit can barely survive in molten steel for more than a few seconds. Samus can swim in the stuff without it even bothering her.

Samus has a Gunship that's remote pilotable and has onboard weapons.

Doom Slayer relies on ballistic weaponry whilst Samus's cannon can pump out miniature black holes, ice, waves of energy that travel through walls and much more.

Shinesparking, grappling terrain, screw attacking, being able to spider-ball across the walls and ceiling (she didn't need tracks in Metroid 2), being able to stay in air indefinitely. She is one of the most mobile beings in gaming.

She's incredibly fucking broken.
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She literally has an anti-matter gun beam...
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>still no crack
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>>341714985
It's canon but it's a different universe, what I meant by that was the guy you play as in 3 is not Doomguy or Doomslayer, it's just some random marine. So he shouldn't be used in arguments about Doomguy's/slayer's character or whatever.
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>>341715564
>Her suit is just too broken

I'll say it is. She bumps into a wall once and all her powers go away.

Winner, Doomguy.
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>>341715635
With the new canon unless DOOM 3 Guy is specifically stated to not be DOOM Guy it's safe to assume he is.
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>>341715382
I always assumed that they used Artificial Gravity of some time on Mars and the moon bases. If not wouldn't doom guy be bouncing around with every step like the astronauts in the Apollo moon landing footage?
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What kind of power would Samus inherit from Doom Slayer if she defeated him? Ripping and Tearing?
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>>341715549
And in every game other than Other M Samus doesn't either
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All Samus needs to do is just screw attack around infinitely, Doomguy wouldn't be able to touch her at all.

Not to mention, Power Bombs, Shinesparks, Annihilator Beam, Acid Beam, X-Ray Visor, Thermal Visor, etc.
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>>341715787
She just transforms into Doomguy or Doomgirl(?). Doomguy highlander.
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>>341715606
How about getting a job and renting it from redbox for 5 bucks you little cunt?
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DOOM Guy and Samus with no armor on either, who wins?
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Seeing this thread just makes me think of this cringe fest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU
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>>341715896
>playing an arena FPS on console
Why
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>doomslayer
What the fuck is this now?
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>>341710846
>HDoom is now canon
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>>341715780
Mars is mostly iron, could very well be mag boots, wouldn't be a far stretch to assume UAC is primarily steel building
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>>341716005
It's how the demons refer to Doomguy in their inscriptions in D44M
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>>341710846
>Doomslayer
Thanks nu-doom
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>>341715921
No one wins since they'd be banging each other at how insanely attractive their bodies are probably
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>>341715787
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samus can shoot miniature suns, black holes, and fire projectiles that shatter space and time
phazon weapon systems are also stupidly overpowered
there's also power bombs and the screw attack, and if it counts, the bullshit glitched beams she can access in super metroid
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>>341711018
When? I'm a Metroid fan so I know your full of shit right now.
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>>341716068
Wow, really hope that doesn't became the go-to thing to call him.
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>>341715635
there was a mobile RPG game around the time of doom 3s release that was specifically stated to take place between doom 3 and the originals as well as it being the real Doomguy.
So I believe it goes something like
>Doom3 (doomguys first encounter with demons)
>the DoomRPG mobile game where he starts to build up into the force of nature he becomes by the original Doom
>the OG Dooms where he is a badass that just rips and tears the demons
>all the other games and wads and shit
>doom 4 where he is a force of nature
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>>341716195
Maybe he's thinking of dark aether
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Are Doomslayer and Doom Guy the same person?
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>>341716195
I think he means Dark Aether.
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>>341716170
Beautiful.
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>>341711171
Bullshit, Samus only went against a creature that moved at Supersonic/Hypersonic speeds. Why Metroid fans love making shit up?
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>>341716221
Why? It's neat lore and everyone still refers to him as Doomguy. If this triggers you you should probably go back to doomworld
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>>341716005
He is called doomslayer in one of the logs in doom 4 but he is mostly referred to as the doom marine.
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>>341715382
You dont take damage from falls or running into walls so I think he'd be fine.
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>>341716262
>>341716279
Maybe that source of Phazon planet?
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>>341716265
Mhm
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>>341716065
Are we just ignoring the fact that the game also takes place in Hell?
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>>341716221
I use Doomguy for Doom 1 and 2 guy. Doomslayer for Doom 4 guy.
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>>341713890
Power Bombs are weaker than Halo's Havok Nukes your point.
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>>341716324
>It's neat lore
What's so neat about it?
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>>341716319
Cause Samus is Super Saiyan, obviously
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>>341712358
Like... T H I C C
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>>341716170
Now THAT'S a mod.
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>>341716324
Thankfully doom "4" threads have died out really fast so I don't think he needs to.
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>>341716345
Nor does Samus
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>>341711904
>>341711820
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>>341716486
>what's neat about finding ancient inscriptions and art found in hell detailing their slaughter at the hands of the player character
I guess nothing if you're a jaded autist.
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>>341716646
No, I mean what's neat about his name being Doomslayer. God damn, you DOOMfags get pissed off so easily, chill the fuck out.
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>>341716224
Eh, the RPG games make things confusing. I think they just said that shit about Doom 3 to tie into it because 3 was new at the time.

What you're suggesting would mean they did teleporting experiments on Mars which opened portals to hell, Doomguy stops it all, gets rescued, knocks out his commanding officer for ordering him to fire on civilians, gets sent to one of the moons for shitjobs as punishment, where another UAC group is doing more teleporting experiments, which opens up another hell invasion, which he then stops again.

Doom 3 and its expansions just being another universe Hell tried to invade in the Doom multiverse and the marine from 3 being just another marine and not Doomguy seems cleaner to me.

I do like how the Doom RPGs and Wolfenstine RPGs connected each other though.
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>>341716562
They died because they attract two of the most volatile communities out there. Autistic DOOM purists and butthurt piratefags.

It's impossible to discuss the game without being swarmed by shitposters who clearly have never played it.
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>>341716403
Still no environmental changes in jump height or movement speed between Low Grav Mars and Hell

Either suit is set to a fixed limit, or same conditions
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>>341710846
Doomguy will kill both of them.
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Master Chief can dodge Hard Light, does that mean he is faster then light? He also is capable of dodging Gravity Bombs.
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>>341716772
hahaha
ahhhahahahaha
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>>341716727
Sorry, I thought you were the pissed off DOOMfag.

It's cool because you discover that you're literally the fucking Boogeyman for demons. They call you Doomslayer.
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>>341716772
More like they died because Bethesda didn't have any more money to spend on marketing
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>>341716772
Son if I can talk about Bunderborne then you can talk about doom 4.
truth is nobody really cares now.
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>>341716890
Oh, I thought you mean the name itself was neat.
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>>341710846
Samus
vs
Halo
vs
WH40K dude
vs
Doomguy

who wins?
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>>341716638
I was thinking about this comic today, funny enough. Bless the artist and this comic.
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>>341716598
Yeah but shes not gonna survive the energy output of a Saturn V rocket. It would literally vaporize her.
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>>341716920
What? Nobody has ever discussed Stillborn on this board. It's just circlejerking about how hard it's failing.

>>341716914
Or because there's no point discussing a single player FPS, especially one that just attracts shitposting. Wait, let me guess, you think any thread about a game is a shill thread, right?
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>>341716994
>WH40K dude
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>>341716994
>implying they wouldn't band together to fight against xeno/demon heretics
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>>341716840
Dodging implies conscious movement after a missile is airborne

Incinerator is only hardlight weapon able to be dodged

Your mistaking dodging for poor aim
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>>341717061
>Or because there's no point discussing a single player FPS
Speak for yourself, I've been in plenty of fine threads about single-player FPS games. Sorry bro, people just don't care that much about your precious game.
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>>341717061
I think you're confused
I meant Bloodborne
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>>341717131
>implying anyone in the Imperium would work with Samus
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>>341717061
>What? Nobody has ever discussed Stillborn on this board. It's just circlejerking about how hard it's failing.
You're just pretending to be retarded, right?
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>>341717154
But I dodge them. :'(
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>>341717057
As would her gunships phazite busting armaments leave endgame Slayer as a smudge
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>>341717163
K.

I hope you get that crack soon so you don't feel the need to shitpost constantly.

>>341717193
There's much more to discuss in an RPG than a FPS. Also there are no Bloodborne purists and assdevestated piratefags who dedicate their free time shit talking a game they've never played.

instead we just got consolewar shitposting, which just drew more attention to Bloodborne threads.
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>>341717228
>implying anyone would care when they're too busy killing heretics
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>>341717471
You mean like Doomguy and Halo?
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>>341717424
>There's much more to discuss in an RPG than a FPS
like lore amirite
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>>341717424
No need for a crack when I can just get the game on steam and get a refund if it sucks.
Which I already did.
Sorry nobody wants to talk about your mediocre game.
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>>341717543
You mean Doomguy and Chief being heretics?
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>>341716262
>>341716279
>>341716353
She's done it multiple times
I don't know doom outside of the first game, how many times did he do this?
also lorewanking accomplishments is usually meaningless, Kratos and Kirby both killed the god of the underworld.
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>>341717658
Sorry you didn't like it, Anon. You could explain why if you want, or you could just keep shitposting.
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>>341717424
Funny how you complain about not being able to talk about something because of shitposting and yet you don't seem to have any problem participating in shitposting or just doing it yourself.
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>>341717356
If they even keep up with his cheetahesque speed and finesse.
Also real men conquer Hell with guns. Not hiding in their pussy ass gunships.
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>>341717671
DOOMGuy uses armor forged in hell.

Halo has an AI stored in his suit.

Both of those things are absolutely fucking haram in the Imperium.
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Doomguy because Samus isn't authorized to kill.
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>>341717804
I think I'll keep shitposting, since you'd disregard anything I have to say and make more of the same excuses you people always do.
>u jus dun liek it cuz it not doom 1 n 2

And I mean, hey, why stop shitposting when you're so easy to get a rise out of?
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>>341717896
i refuse to believe that the suit was made in hell, blessed in hell sure, but made by demons themselves, not bloody likely
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>>341717976
Here's a free (You) then, Anon. I'll see you next thread.
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>>341717953
That other m reference
Fuck she probably doesn't have the authorization to go into her suit
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>>341718036
And I'll see you in a few minutes when you reply to this post.
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>>341717707
No she hasn't stop lorewanking. Samus never even destroyed a planet. Mother Brain had a fail safe, Samus sent BSL station on a collision course with SR-388, and Dark Samus merged with the aurora unit which was connected to Phaze's core.
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>>341716638
Source?
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>>341717990
We just have to hope that if there is a sequel it explains more about that wretched the hell logs say made the suit.
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>>341718097
That's a good way to make people fuck off desu
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>>341718135
I think it was the angel we see in the picture data log.
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>>341718116
caco-bro.tumblr.com
He hasn't done anything original in a while, just commissions and draw requests. You should check his #archie and #crash_course tags if you want te good stuff
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>>341718289
/v/ has cultivated the idea that continuing to reply to someone means you're angry or you lost the argument.
It's funny seeing how much you can do by taking advantage of this.
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ITT: people don't know metroid lore

This thread is embarrassing. Samus is the second most op Nintendo character, her suit is almost indestructible, her basic power beam literally creates thermonuclear explosions in the gun and propels the force out the front in a little ball of energy. Just a super missile has enough force to change the moon's orbit. Power bombs are strong enough to destroy planets if used at full yield.

Educate yourselves before you make these threads, samus is on the same level as the wacky shit from w40k.
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>>341718405
Thanks anon
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>>341718417
Until he tells me why he dislikes the game rather than shitposting there never was an argument.

At this point he's just looking for attention on an anonymous image board. I hope he's okay.
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>>341718552
Please stop, Samus is not even on the top ten list of strongest Nintendo characters. Pit kills her, Captain Falcon kills her, Kirby makes her his bitch, Donkey King crushes her, don't get me started on shulk, Bayonetta assrape her, hell even the Mario Brothers can kill the bitch. Samus is no where near the strongest character in Nintendo. You Metroid fans need to stop throwing the bitch around like she is some kind of goddess, because she is not even close.
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>>341718552
Samus literally lost all her powers because she bumped into a wall one time

She is the weakest Nintendo character.
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>>341719487
>lost all her power because she bumped into a wall
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>>341715780
Mars is quite a bit more massive than the moon, so the "bouncing" affect wouldn't be nearly as pronounced.

Although in Doom 2016 one of the Holgrams welcomes new arrivals to the facility and states something about gravity being set to "a comfortable 0.9g". So I think they've induced it somehow, at least inside.
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>>341719487
Don't forget if she doesn't sense an attack or is mentally constrained her suit can't protect her.
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>>341719729
But the original games were set on the moons of Mars, which are both smaller than our moon even combined, and later Hell which you can handwave its gravity away as its hell.
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>>341717873
Samus isn't exactly a turtle either, and has greater maneuverability and agility in Chozo than the Praetor allows
The super missiles they both carry are about the same yield given the size of explosion
Also implying ballistic weapons would even do anything to her suit

She does not need to reload like Slayer, and her unlimited ammo and rate of fire with just her lemons would equal out to plasma gun

He'd require Inf ammo rune to keep up to her most casual peppering

He have a better chance punching her than dealing damage with super shotgun, if he can even get close. Hope there's a Berserk or Invul pickup nearby

Oh wait, screw attack... Shit

And doesn't need to hide in gunship, its remote controlled, its unmanned

Only thing Slayer has really over her is brute strength, she Slays in every other category
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>>341719671
Metroid Prime. It happened and it's canon, sadly.
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>>341712078
He owned a pet bunny, he can't be all bad.

>>341712278
SUCK AND FUCK

SUCK AND FUCK YOUR TITS
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>>341710846
Doomguy is a god of destroying hell at this point
He literally has plot armor
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>>341718986
>Super Smash Brothers being canon
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>>341720113
Another guy, I know the Prime series is canon and all but usually ignore all the Metroid games without a number for a reason. I do the same with Halo. Spinoffs and remakes always do a good job fucking up the universe canon. So if you cut out all the non numbered games the series timelines actually make more since.
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>>341720053
>Also implying ballistic weapons would even do anything to her suit

Just gently running into spikes damages her. Plus just because a lot of Doom's guns fire a physical projectile does not mean they're the exact same as real world guns.
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>>341710846
>DoomGuy/DoomSlayer
>is the ancient evil that awakens
Unless Samus gains Asura levels of power, not sure how she could win.
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>>341720113
She didn't bump into a wall, she was thrown hard into one by a huge explosion.
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>>341720242
Hey CF did it in his anime and the punch was so strong it was seen outside the galaxy.
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>>341715564
Doomguy has canon plot armor though, he isn't just a human at this point, he is closer to a god for whom the fate bends so that he defeats hell
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What if Doomguy picks up a berserk pack?

On a scale of one to DYNAMITE!, how fucked would Samus be?
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>>341720703
DYNAMITE!!!!!
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>>341716005
Hell thinks that doomguy is a force of nature, a monster born to destroy them
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>>341719487
>A mushroom walked into you
>you died

>a tree dropped three apples on your head
>you died

>you pestered a Chicken
>you died

>you bumped into the wall
>lost power ups

Even in her most ridiculous fail situations, Samus still is stronger than most other Nintendo characters
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>>341716265
Yeah
Doomslayer is doomguys bogey man name that demons created
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>>341710846
Call me when Samus and the Master Chief can kill god. At best they are both City level. Dooms layer will eat them alive.
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>>341720703
DYNAMITE!2
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>>341720901
What did I say!>>341718986
Samus is one of the weakest Nintendo characters, the end.
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>>341720356
Speaking of energy tank damage from odd things

Either every soldier in galaxy wears toilet paper armor, or the wildlife in metroid games are just as deadly as the demons of doom
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>>341720053
Metroid also has ballistic weapons that use bullet leads, remember Fusion's Japanese endings and Other M.
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>>341721035
You misunderstood That post

Mario. Kirby, Link

All of Nintendo's heaviest hitters are incredibly weak, with the possible exception of Link they all die for little more than a stubbed toe

Link on other hand can fall from terminal velocity and go for 5 More swan dives onto pavement, or literally blow his dick off a few times

Samus hits terminal velocity and... Nothing happens, uses an explosive powerful enough to kill any mob in view and it doesn't even amount to a scratch

Samus is the Kratos of Nintendo

Fall into lava? Jump out, not even a.fade to black with reset bump into spikes? Just lost a small chip of health and your still alive. Unkillable biological weapon? Puddles of goo

The very act of losing powers in the first place is very similar to how Kratos loses his arsenal each adventure
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>>341720917
Samus wipes 2 entire races of unkillable biological weapons from Galaxy as well as cyber rival as well as evil super clone and is still active duty after ad well as habitually blowing up entire planets for firework show after each mission

Slayer just delays a repeated invasion of baddies, beats up the cyber demon AGAIN as well as the "Final Boss" Krang from Ninja Turtles and just naps till next invasion

Slayer not even placing in the badass Olympics
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>>341720352
>I do the same with Halo. Spinoffs and remakes always do a good job fucking up the universe canon.

With halo that's a mistake since the majority of lore and canon comes from the novels and always has.

The first halo book actually came out before the first halo game. It's 100% a multimedia franchise.

The majoirty of the novels are actually really good as well. Not dune/ringworld level sci fi, of course, but stilll good to great enough even as their own thing, not just "good for a video game book"
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>>341721594
And their all but useless
Can't harm a Metroid or X
As well as being so laughably ineffective against Pirates, that they still risk direct confrontation instead of the guerilla tactics most pirates use
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>>341723725
Prime isn't canon bro
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>>341710846
Doomguy has cleared hell 4 or 5 times now, mostly with flesh, steel and gunpowder.
Doomguy is the monster in the closet of satan

samus fights aliens obsessed with TUUUUUUUUBEESSSSSSSSSSS and some bird looking fella
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>>341716834
the one on the left is doomguy you idiot
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>S/He need armor to fight off hell.

I fought of a God... Twice.
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>>341725049
>Prime isn't canon
>4 titles under Prime subseries
>Canon series has 6 maybe 7 titles total including a remake
>Around 50% of entire series considered non canon

If Other M and Galactic Federations are canon than Prime is

See also: http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_timeline

Even if a dev team claims non canon after 5 years of them claiming it is, its like saying any Zelda game outside of the specific timeline split you prefer isn't canon, and always sounded to me that there was some butthurt over the newest shiny game not being as valued as the last ones
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>>341711181
She genocided 2 different species that would eat through hell in minutes.
Base armor Samus is admittedly pretty unimpressive but there is literally no other "Armored Space Warrior" style vidya character that could beat Samus at full power. Not X, nor Master Chief, nor Isaac Clarke, nor Doom Guy, nor the NEW Doom fucker, nor any other. Hell, she's even stronger then most non vidya Spess Muhrines. She could easily solo a platoon of w40k Marines.
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>>341716170
>dreadnaught+BTSX
Yes. Perfect combination.
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>>341725175
im pretty sure he's do it more than 4 or 5 times, even more so if the wads are canon
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>>341711823
>Faster
>Out missiling Samus
Contrary to what Hackurai wants people to believe, Samus can shit out missiles at the same speed most characters can fire their guns.
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>>341711693
>every single shareware level was another part of Hell
>Doomslayer has spent over 20 years real time just fucking over hell

The story setting of DOOM'16 is fucking genius
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>>341727451
>Samus can shit out missiles at the same speed most characters can fire their guns.
This is only the case in Super Metroid and an exploit in Prime 1
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>>341715025
That's one of Samus' most commonly implemented abilities. It's been in nearly every 2D Metroid. It's called the Shinespark.
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>>341711181
Legions of hell that go down to punches, a simple gun or a standard shotgun isn't that impressive to be honest.
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>>341715564
Not to mention that her suit is immune to ballistic weaponry outside missiles. You have to have concussive energy or higher to even hurt it.
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>>341717471
Samus was raised by Xenos, has multiple strains of Xeno DNA, and her suit is powered by Space Bird Magic/the warp.
I would say she's pretty heretical.
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>>341727616
Metroid 1, 2, Super, SSBMelee Wave Land Platform Canceling, Zero Mission, Prime 1 missile exploit/glitch, Fusion.
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>>341710846
I want art or Doomguy violently pounding Samus ass while her armor is breaking revealing her tits hanging out.
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