If you don't preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition and the Skyrim™ Special Edition as soon as they're available, I'm going to pull the fucking ring and blow everyone in this room to fucking bits. You don't want that, now do you? Preorder the fucking game.
I'm so glad Toddposting is back.
>>341704594
How about regular Skyrim on gog.com?
>>341704594
...motherfucker your the one that said I can have it for free
>>341704594
Joke's on you, I'm in Australia. Your grenade can't reach me through all the spiders
>>341704956
FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MASTERPIECE FOR FREE. YOU WILL REBUY SKYRIM WITH A PISS FILTER OR I'LL BEAT YOUR MANLET ASS DOWN
>Toddposting will be dead once Skyrim comes out again
>>341704594
>implying i don't want to die
Put that down Todd, you don't have enough points invested in explosives to do much with it.
>>341704594
STOP MAKING TODD THREADS. HOLY SHIT I ALREADY BOUGHT THE LEGENDARY EDITION WAY BACK IN 2015. STOP.
>>341704594
Go ahead, you little bitch. Everyone know you're all talk.
>>341705078
No todd ...I refuse
>>341704594
Alright, but what if I cancel the pre-order later
Fuck you all why are you so mean to Todd? I mean, I'm not him but I don't think he deserve all this. So to do my part, I will pre-order Skyrim Remastered 3 times and also buy the Fallout 4 season pass. Suck it haters.
>>341704594
Todd bls, I spent my money on Witcher 3 dlc.
>>341705315
FUCKING
BUY
IT
AGAIN
>>341704594
But we did not even get new Todd-brand lies this year.
>>341705118
Pupper of the sleep, good night.
>>341704594
But Todd, you already said I'm getting for free!
>>341705151
underrated
>>341704594
Go for it faggot, i'll make sure you take as much shrapnel from it as I will though
>>341705118
Sleep tight pugger
God, this guy looks like the biggest cuck on the planet.
>>341705078
Exactly how tall is Todd?
>>341705745
Jokes on you.
He's the biggest alpha male on the planet with a harem of over 100+ women. They all sleep exclusively with him.
>>341705745
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SAWYER! I KNOW THAT'S YOU, YOU BALDING FAGGOT! NEW VEGAS WAS TRASH AND SO ARE YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY GAME!
>>341705750
Shorter than Kaley Cucko
>>341704594
Why does Todd sound so high pitched?
Sorry Todd ive already decided tocontinue to pirating all Bethesda games
>>341705151
I like retard pepe
>>341704594
A-Alright Todd I'll do it, I'll even buy two copies for my friend. Just put the grenade down okay?
I like to think Todd has seen a shitposting thread about himself
>>341704594
That depends, will all my current mods still work?
>>341704594
That's a big hand Todd
>>341706524
For you
>>341706218
DELETE THIS
![And+that+s+the+story+about+how+todd+howard+saved+the+_f7642a5a179f3d72fd546f67de49df4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sfajBH2.jpg "And+that+s+the+story+about+how+todd+howard+saved+the+_f7642a5a179f3d72fd546f67de49df4d[1].jpg")
>>341704956
>>341705521
i never said that you cheap fucks. buy it again or i'll never release the next elder scrolls and you'll be eating spinoffs for the rest of your lives.
>>341706218
Learn to type first.
>>341706575
"Well congratulations you fucked up fallout 4 what's the next step of your master plan?"
>>341704594
just do it Todd, it will work out, just pull the ring.
I'm getting it for free.
Don't worry, I also bought the Fallout 4 season pass
>>341704594
Didn't expect to laugh this hard this early
S-sorry Todd, I don't have any money. Perhaps there is some.... other way I can pay for your game?
>>341704594
Already preordered bud no need to do anything crazy
>>341706374
I like to think he's actually one of those "I'm not Todd, but..." posts.
>>341706906
I accept credit, bitcoin, and IOUs as well.
>>341704594
i have already skyrim with all dlc , so fuck off todd and give me the free update
>>341707002
A-any other ways?
>>341706974
SEND HELP
>>341706710
>Implying that we'll keep buying ES games and its spinoffs.
>>341707119
So do I but I'm def buying this one to keep supporting people that definitely care about their games and not money
>>341705151
jej
>>341706374
I bet he's in this thread right now...
>>341706710
>implying i can't just mod skyrim or oblivion or morrowind forever
>>341707175
Hand out these flyers for Fallout 4. I need to let more people know about our great games. In exchange for that, you can have the honor of pre-ordering Skyrim Remastered.
>>341707415
No chance, he's really busy. Do you really think I have the time to be browsing a weaboo imageboard while developing quality DLC for Fallout 4?
I already played Skyrim and liked it Todd
I'll wait till Elder Scrolls 6
And no I don't want to play Online
>Always hope someone has or posts the full "I win." Todd copypasta
>No one ever does
Does anyone else want to be friends with Todd? He seems like super awesome dude to hang out with.
Your games are trash you fucking faggot manlet
>>341707753
I'd ask him a lot of angry questions about Fallout 4 first, but he'd win me over in the end
>>341707753
Me. I like to pretend he makes all these memes because he can take a joke.
Look, all jokes aside the new Skyrim remake is looking extremely great, Bethesda is one of the most leading company when it comes to fun, well developed gameplay.
Who here hasnt played Skyrim, or even oblivion? It's a monument of a game, that rightfully gained worldwide recognition.
I'm currently having more fun than I ever had in years enjoying Fallout 4, the new Skyrim release will be an absolute masterpiece I guarantee it.
Oh be warned, a good friend of mine illegally downloaded F4 and his entire 2000 dollar computer got irreversibly effected by multiple viruses, and this guy really knows computers and torrents, yet it happened! Buy it from a legit source such as Steam, don't even risk illegally downloading DLC, many people even get fines of thousands of dollars! So it's more than just the moral equation of supporting the honorable and hardworking developers, it can save your life from horrible consequences.
is this literally just a graphicx update or what
?
>>341708156
k.
>>341708156
hmm, hey that frog face is just a mask!
I can't hate Todd Howard for some reason.
I can always see so much faith in his eyes when he talks.He belives in his work.
>>341708156
i concur ! fus ro dah xD
>>341708156
(You)
>>341708156
We know it's you Todd!
>>341706184
She is listed at 5′ 6...Sooo, Todd must be about 5'4 or so.
>>341708156
This plus a 1000 times!! I can't even describe the highly evolved gameplay Bethesda releases! When people from the future looks back at our times, they will bask in the glory Bethesda gave them in terms of high quality gaming, changing our entire perspective of questions such as "What is a video game? Is it just mindless fun, or a gateway to a higher existance and knowledge, making you feel incredible and unexplainable things?"
And the answer will be Yes!! Because we are lucky to live in a time where one of the worlds, (if not the universe!) greatest minds inspired us all with the most epic experience one can have, playing Skyrim and all its incredibly big and generous, glorious DLC's has been a lifechanging moment both for me and millions, if not billions of other people!
Keep it up Bethesda! // Forever a devouted fan - Olivia from Bolivia
>>341707568
He's a social inept nerd. He don't use facebook or twitter or anything other fancy but hang on ordinary forums if his friends are to be believed.
>>341709071
Thanks Olivia! It's always nice to hear someone else enjoyed Todd's games. What else are you looking forward to from my next game?
>>341709071
>Olivia from Bolivia
Kek
>>341704594
>If you don't preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition and the Skyrim™ Special Edition
>>341705750
1.88m (6'3) he's super big! haha ;)
>>341704594
Do it, you little bitch. A grenade aint gonna blow us all up. Besides I pirated Skyrim when it came out I am planning on doing that again.
Hey Todd, I fucked your wife last night after we played Witcher 3. She loved it.
Thats not funny Todd you shouldn't joke about things like that.
>>341709281
Todd is such a pure waifu
Don't worry senpai - it's a day one purchase for me
>>341707932
He really would
https://youtu.be/GLmlxX8QeVI?t=6m4s
>if his friends are to be believed
>friends
>social inept nerd [sic]
The oblivion dev diaries were pretty much the peak of Todd Howard's lies.
The things he sprouts these days don't even compare. Back then he seriously fooled a ton of people and managed to hype up everyone to the point that Oblivion looked like the second coming of Christ at one point.
>>341711702
Not implementing proposed features and cutting content doesn't equal lies, anon.
>>341709359
Preorder twice.
>>341711862
Actually, I am quite certain that all of that does equal lies, anon.
>>341711987
No, Todd.
I won't preorder twice.
>>341712079
I'm glad you're not a project leader.
>>341712095
Just do it, alright.
>>341712195
Hold on a second there anon, I would probably have done the same but lets not kid ourselfs, those are lies.
>>341711987
Nice try Todd.
What was the purpose of remasting Skyrim when mods do it better?
>>341708156
t. Todd Howard
>>341712283
He couldn't have known they wouldn't be able to implement certain features and would have to cut certain content, that's just the nature of development, you can't call something that was a truth at a certain time and no longer is a lie.
Okay, lets be real here
It's not a very good game, I acknowledge that. But just buy it. It would make my day a lot better and I'm sure you can find some fun out of the game. We spent a lot of time making it and I have sales figures to meet.
So let's make a deal - You buy Skyrim Remastered and I promise TES VI will be actually good. We good?
I can't entirely dislike Todd himself. He's too nice.
>>341712343
to resell it on the new consoles
>>341711862
Those are all lies.
Shh... I'm coming for you, Todd.
>>341706710
I don't even like the Elder Scrolls series anymore.
How about you make some new IPs, rather than rehashing the same one for 20+ years?
>>341712534
Indeed, he had no way of knowing if he would be able to implement all of that, still, he show it all and spoke about it, making him a liar even if that was not his intention.
A lie is a lie even if you dont really mean to lie, anon.
>>341712821
I don't think you know what a lie is.
>>341712343
$$$$$$$
Console players will eat that shit up
"MUH SKYRIM WITH GOOD GRAFIX AND MODS?!!"
>>341712560
...Okay Todd, JUST this once. But you PROMISE to make TES IV will be good, right?
>>341712806
>2 new projects
>>341707415
>>341707568
>>341709281
hi guys i am todd it is me hello
>>341704594
What is that in your hand Todd?
Is that the manlets weapon of choice?
>>341712801
Are any of you guys going to actually play this, all memes aside? I think it looks so stupid that it somehow loops in on itself and kind of seems like it could be fun, but I don't know if irony is a justification for shelling out 60 bucks.
>>341704594
>not getting special edition for free
It's your fault for being a console pleb, OP
>>341712890
I think the one that does not know what a lie is it is you.
He said "HEY NIGGER LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL SHIT THE GAME *WILL* HAVE, AND THERE *WILL* BE EVEN MORE SHIT LIKE "SHIT" and "SHIT"
Then none of that was in the game, those are lies.
>>341713010
Hey Todd
How does it feel to know you'll never be able to experience your own games for the first time, and have that magical feeling of wonder and exploration only possible on a Bethesda game, with limitless possibilities and top notch RPG elements to be had .?
>>341713128
They were supposed to be in the game, he got a little excited describing it because he loves video games, but the team, particularly the programmers, couldn't fulfill the expectations and the team received pressure from the budget, deadlines, Zenimax, complications with engine and game structure and limitations of current technology, they had to do what they had to do even though some things once seemed, as in all projects, viable to they turned out to not be.
>>341713131
Hi Anon
It gets to me sometimes then I will never be able to experience the fantastic exploration, the immersive atmosphere and the top shelf writing that only a Bethesda game can offer. But ultimately that is the sacrifice that I make in order to continue to provide true gamers with some of the best RPG experiences to be had. Skyrim 2 will be no different, you'll see when you buy it.
You're buying it right?
>>341713364
Yes, yes he was a little saint, etc. Those still are lies.
>>341705996
underrated Todd
>>341704594
>horizon looks like shit
>scalebound looks like shit
>zelda looks like shit
Bethesda is the only one who knows how to make an open world rpg. I'd be happy to buy an improved version of probably the best game ever released.
>>341704594
Hey Todd, pull the pin. Do it. You aren't getting my money, and the quick death that grenade will grant is far more kind then you deserve for what is happening to Quake.
So do it, pull the fucking pin. Pull it, you fucking manlet coward. PULL. IT.
>>341713487
>lie
>noun
>1.
>a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
Synonyms: prevarication, falsification.
Antonyms: truth.
>INTENTIONAL
>>341705396
I have to agree fellow anonymous 4chan user, while I personally am not Todd I can't help but have enormous admiration and respect for the man who created such masterpieces as Skyrim. I think we all owe it to Todd to buy Skyrim Remastered, after all he is an incredibly talented and handsome man.
post some new todds from 2016 e3 please
>>341706302
I fucking love retard pepe. He and Gondola are the two sides of my meme coin.
>>341713404
Hey Todd, do you likemudcrabs?
>>341713404
Of course I will
You can always count on Bethesda to deliver a top quality product with boundless adventures and discoveries for millions of players to enjoy.
I will make sure to pre-order a copy for every member of my family.
>>341713643
>3.
>an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
We can do this all night (I really dont wanna, I am fapping)
>>341713639
Except all their games are buggy as absolute fuck and dared to call the bugs "features."
>>341704594
I would welcome the cold embrace of death Todd
>>341713643
>an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood
This is what he did though
>>341713831
>BARACK OBAMA IS ALIVE
>Dies a few decades later
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU LIAR THAT'S CLEARLY A FALSEHOOD
Do you realize what the implications of your preposterous perspective on what lies and truths are?
>>341704594
What do people have against this guy again?
>>341714043
Really? Have you really fall down so low as to start throwing fallacies all over the place?
This is my clue to leave, clearly this has sunk to a level of ignorance and child games.
>>341713778
I love mudcrabs.
When we were making Skyrim we really wanted to help ease the player into the experience with sacrificing that rich challenge and deep learning curve that fans have come to expect from the Elder Scrolls series. We implemented mudcrabs as an easier enemy for the player to challenge, to give them that sense of accomplishment and also to tell them "yes, this is an Elder Scrolls game" without risking a skill wall that would make them feel frustrated and alienated.
If you pre order Skyrim 2 now (which I know you will) you'll receive a mudcrab plushie.
>>341705151
>[remove skill system]
>>341714043
I really really like these ""arguments""
>>341714239
Well, another argument won. See ya.
More wonderful games for free, clad i dont have to pay for these. Thanks Todd. Will thank you again when i pirate The Elder Scrolls 6 too.
>>341714353
*without sacrificing
>>341714043
false equivalence
>>341714516
>truth at a certain point in time
>time passes
>no longer the truth
That is exactly what the situation was and it is not a lie.
>>341714201
People misinterpreted what he said a few times so they claim he lied instead of admitting they were wrong
Also there was going to be a special complex AI for Oblivion but they never got it working properly so it was scrapped, Todd did say it was going to be in, so instead of accepting that it was a scrapped feature they just say he was lying about it even though he said it was going to be in the game long before they scrapped it.
Todd being the father of lies is literally just a meme, unfortunately there are some people who don't know it's a meme and believe it as fact
>>341705396
I am also not todd, you should all buy the remastered edition.
>>341714353
>mudcrab plushie
Don't play with my feelings like that, anon.
>>341714043
"Our game is gonna have radiant AI"
>game doesn't have radiant AI
>>341708335
Who could it be behind?
No I'm getting it for free on steam
>>341714607
Someones death and some developers promises about a video game are not the same at all.
Todd had all the time to consult everyone before making the statement and the power to make a difference while Obama can't help that he dies.
False equivalence.
>>341714704
It was scrapped long after he said it would be in the game, it's not a lie if plans change
>>341713643
Wow, so I can tell as many untruths as I want as long as I claim it was unintentional and can blame underlings whenever I get caught? And I won't be a liar? Awesome.
>>341713104
>but I don't know if irony is a justification for shelling out 60 bucks.
That is literally the only reason to play Way of the Samurai 2; the whole thing reads, plays, and even sounds like those shitty kung fu movie dubs. So it wouldn't be the first time.
>>341714841
It's not as if these features were doomed from the start, cut \ reduced content is usually done because of UNFORESEEN circumstances, not to mention specifically circumstances that emerged much later than the conferences so consulting everyone wouldn't have done a difference.
>>341714923
Holy shit, now that is a lie not only about what I said but about what happened at all.
The features that were promised weren't some fucking magical dream that was totally unfeasible and obvious to everyone that they weren't going to make it in the game, if it really was like that they wouldn't have wasted time ACTIVELY DEVELOPING those features at the time of press conferences.
>>341714923
>WOW DUDE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
Never lied in my whole life with this one.
Seriously guys, this is immature. This man, Todd, probably doesn't want his face "modded" like this. I think we should just stop and actually play some video games. Maybe you heard that Skyrim was bad from this site and never actually gave it a try! This remastered version of Skyrim is at a fair price and includes all the DLC for free. Isn't that great for newcomers and returning players alike?
>>341704594
Go ahead faggot.
Bethesda will be a better place without your guiding hand, no more Skyrim remastered gold edition horse armor dlc addon.
>>341715148
>Holy shit, now that is a lie not only about what I said but about what happened at all.
Nah, it was totally unintentional. But I did fuck your mother last night.
>>341705151
not funny Tbh
>>341715283
oh shit you really backed me the fuck out
>>341715148
>UNFORESEEN circumstances
That is just poor business planing then. Unless it was an act of godwhich didn't happen as we would have heard it in the news
You can't possibly compare poor business planing with someone dying which is why it was a false equivalence.
>>341713725
>tfw toddposting died
>e3
>finally got reason to use my toddfolder
>>341715395
Unforeseen circumstances affecting development isn't poor business planning, it's an inevitability.
>>341715218
>no Todd head in his eye
>>341715469
RICH, POWERFUL PEOPLE DID NOTHING WRONG
Man this Skyrim Remastered looks really good! That Todd guy knows what he's doing, huh? Better put your pre-order in before they're sold out!
>>341715673
How do they sell out on steam?by selling mods, of course
>>341704594
who the fuck would ever buy Skyrim Special Edition? you can easily just mod it to look better on a pc with the vanilla version.
>>341715673
But is this something that anyone besides console peasants needs to worry about? Give up the toaster, anon.
Truth be told it is a pretty good game despite how very unfinished it is, I'll probably continue to play the original release, but I'll give the remaster a playthrough just to see how it looks and if they've changed anything.
>inb4 meming faggots calling me todd
Fallout 3/4 was shit
>>341715814
You can only mod it on console with the Special Edition though.
![14adab_5860499[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qO8J1jm.jpg "14adab_5860499[1].jpg")
>>341705750
>>341715805
SAVAGE
>>341708156
>that filename
>>341704594
Do it motherfucker, I would rather die than play that shit. And if I can pull you with me to hell, that's better.
>>341704594
>pre-ordering a game in 2016 when it could be a fucked up broken mess and you could download it on release day in like an hour
>>341714616
> father of lies
I love the biblical trill. We should make more of this.
> When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
>>341712560
Todd I'll preorder it 20 times if you letobsidian make NV 2
>>341715871
>buying Bethesda games on consoles
>>341715897
>>341715469
Depends on what you mean by "unforeseen circumstances" if it was something easy as having a few replacements, bad time management or having a late shipment that is just poor business planing and any manager worth anything would easily prepare for these "unforeseen circumstances".
Unless it was an act of god there is no excuse and since we didn't hear anything horrible happening at Bethesda I am led to believe it was just poor business planing.
This might seem cruel, but most of the times these "circumstances" are just the excuses of a weak company.
>>341716010
>being so retarded as to not know there are refund options so there's literally no downside to pre-ordering
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
LAD
>>341716010
>pirating a Bethesda game.
>>341705750
A proper manlet
Like not even joking there's some hilarious photos of him standing on his tiptoes
>>341712560
Todd, are you sure?Do you pinkie promise?
>>341715218
fuck off Todd
>>341715218
So happy I can hear this guy again in the all new Persona 5 oh wait
>>341715871
Serious question, if someone cares about customizing their gaming experience, why bother with consoles at all outside of exclusives? I completely understand that people like the plug and play simplicity of console, but once you're buying hardware upgrades every couple years and balancing dozens of mods to try and get them to not break your game you're just involving yourself in a poor mans version of pc gaming. That's in terms of quality too, because you really aren't saving much if any money at that point.
>>341716086
>>341715432
>Pedobear evolved into Spurdo Sparde
>Which then evolved into this shit
What the fuck happened to my memes.
>>341716603
Probably because PC gets 0 good games and the worst treatment from companies.
>>341708156
Oh Todd
>>341716743
This is what console peasants actually believe
>>341716743
3 years into this console gen the only non-nintendo game I can't play on my pc that I care about is Bloodborne. I guess uncharted also has a pretty big fanbase, those types of games aren't really for me though..
>>341716850
I'm saying this as someone with only PC, it's the absolute worst being on this platform.
Developers spit and laugh at you when they don't assume we're all pirates, which to be fair is justified not because of the piracy strictly but because we're by far the smallest demographic in terms of actually buying games, all the new games we get are shitty shovelware indie titles and VNs, and we tend to give more negative criticism towards developers.
>>341717285
As someone who has been PC gaming for a couple decades, I don't really understand your point here. In terms of getting major releases of the sorts of games that used to be console exclusive and developers not completely fucking up their pc ports, the platform is probably in the best shape it's been in as long as I can remember.
The rise of digital distribution and not needing to worry about the cost of shipping games that take up physical shelf space has really lead to big publishers realizing that they're leaving money on the table if they don't bring their games to PC.
>>341717285
I was going to post a reply, but this >>341717513
>>341704594
I'm actually glad that Todd posting came back after the crash (Fallout4 Releasing).
Though I fear the market for raretodds may crash again with all the summerkids posting it every hour.
>beliving tods lies 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
Just please buy my Dad's game. He's not a bad person but all the stress of everything is turning him into an angry man. The house smells of alcohol and I can't get any sleep because of his loud drunken rants every night.
>>341715897
Kojima is sitting on Todd's lap. He's telling our Japanese friend the secret of making an amazing game like Fallout 4 and Skyrim.
LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT.
YOU WILL FUCKING BUY MY GAME OR I WILL KILL YOU'RE WHOLE FAMILY AND SKIN YOUR GODDAMN PETS ALIVE. ARE WE FUCKING CLEAR?
Memes aside Skyrim is the best game of the past 10 years and you should all be glad it got a revamp.
>>341716663
They were massively improved over the years.
>>341716086
Makes me think of punpun
This is a funny thread, but seriously.
Who /going to buy it here/? Looks great, I loved the first version of Skyrim.
>>341719597
I preordered 10 copies already. This game is so fun for so much time that i really want to support the developers.
Spread the word. Bethesda is a loving god.
Anon-kun, please preorder Skyrim™ Special Edition to feed our kodomo, daisuki desu.
>>341716663
fuck you old man, choke on my gong
>>341719945
Is this what they mean by 'meme corruption'?
>>341704594
But SE is free update for pc
>>341719875
TOPKEK
>>341705118
I'm just glad Toddposting has survived for as long as it has.
>>341705118
Toddposting has survived long enough that it may never truely die
Every time Todd may walk onto a stage on anything Bethesda gets announced, it'll make a return
>>341706710
Truth be told, with the direction the series is headed I'd prefer that a new TES will never be released
If they just decided to say: fuck it, let's re-release skein every 5 years I can live with that.
Better than whatever will come next
>>341704594
NV was better then all your fallouts combined
>>341720342
TAKE IT BACK
>>341720341
What makes you think that?
>>341704980
>I'm in Australia and we banned all violence from video games. Remember Left 4 dead ?
fixed, mate.
>>341705441
An imperfect todd clone got up on stage and told us sweet lies. It wasn't the same.
>>341713104
>asking /v/ about video games
Oh god....
Toddposting is best posting
>>341704676
i mean, it just works.
>>341714607
Death is inevitable. Removing features is not
>>341720386
Obsidians dick is bigger then yours
My game is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this industry, and the casual worms feasting on it's carcass! My whole life is just cold bitter Lies, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no consumer is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can! It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die! My genocide crusade begins here!
>>341714616
Now, now, Toddy boy. No need to get so mad.
>>341713104
Who even asked for it after Watch_Dogs? Did they run out of IPs to milk?
>>341715218
Read it in Lulu's voice 5/5
Todd, you ruined fallout.
Any amount of people in that room will not make you exploding not worth it.
>>341720427
Because Bethesda clearly doesn't care about making a good product anymore, with the release of Fallout 4 followed by a fucking remaster of the most recent game
You know, the one that needed it the least
Bethesda is in it for the money, just as much as Ubisoft and EA, but they are going for the long con
Casuals don't care though and will buy it regardless, hail it as the second coming of Jesus Howard, and throw more money at them
Which leads to Bethesda streamlining it more and more
And I don't want that
Bethesda can shit up skyrim as much as they want, copy pasting ENBs to consoles for all I care
But they will probably fuck up all the interesting things in the ES lore so far if they touch something else
>>341712806
He is making actually. Let's hope it's something good.
>>341723701
It's free for people who have all the DLC though.
>>341714885
Okay, technically not going by the exact definition of lying.
But he certainly is shit in keeping promises
>Hey man could you lend me some cash, I can't pay my rent this month, because payday is a bit of this month. I'll pay you back
>Sure man
>Time to pay the rent comes
>Hey about that money I was going to pay you, I won't do it man
It's not lying, assuming you meant to do it at first, but you're not keeping your promises
>>341705750
I met him at e3, he's AT LEAST 6'3
>yfw next year Todd will be live at the Bethesda conference again unveiling TES VI
>>341724093
Nah, he is a towering behemot of 7'' buff as fuck too, he could be a space marine.
>no space marine edit yet
>>341724389
>implying he won't announce FO4 remastered
>>341705118
I hope you die, shitdog
>>341704594
Don't think so todd.
>>341724093
Hey there! There seems to be a bit of a confusion. You see, Todd wasn't around for that day on e3 cuz he had to complete his 1000 rep 1000set ironman marathon to keep his alphaness on an acceptable standard level. The guy you met was me, his evil twin copy Hodd Toward, made by Blizzard to ruin his reputation. Of course, Todd helped me realise this with his godly powers and therefore i no longer work for them! Hope this clarified things
>>341719026
>>341719386
>implying
Hey Todd, what is your response to me calling you a retarded beta manlet?
>>341719026
>>341720386
Todd, you better fucking explain this
>>341718743
Or i'm never buying or shilling anything of your hacky bullshit again!
>>341725140
Bethesda has no games for next year and FO4 is already finished with Nuka World.
>remastering a game 2 years ago
>>341718743
Shut up, Dreamboy
Todd your games suck ass.
>>341725140
He won't. The only reason Skyrim remastered exists is because Skyrim wasn't on PS4/Xbone.
>>341708156
Is your name Hodd Toward by chance?
So i just pay for an ENB?
GAME OVER TODD WE CAUGHT YOU NO ESCAPE
>>341716989
This.
I'll probably pick up a ps4.5 just for BB.
>>341727169
Well no, it is free if you buy all the dlc. But don't forget to pre-order it thrice.
Salutations my "Jive Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean DeTodd. So you think Mr. Howard is racist? Ha! I say, Ha! No. He's a "Real Original Gangster", if you catch my drift. I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the black community. So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow "Niggas", go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through LEGAL means. I know we sometimes are a sticky-fingered bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.
