https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77P-sy6WOWM
BOYES - JOHNNY V - LANG
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
ALEX CANCELLED THE PHONE SHIT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT
Fuck Alex
#theraid
id on jeffs shoes
>>341702175
It's fake, and you fell for it.
I know what a 3D pen is
It can draw in the air and shit, you wouldn't believe it
Alex "No fun allowed" Navarro
>>341702082
FUCK THAT KEK ALEX NAKEKAROOVARO
3d printer pen
>>341702175
If you took 5 seconds to fact check it you'd realize it was fake. Stop being stupid.
Who's this?
https://twitter.com/__kellar/status/743687921237032961
lang cant not get a word out
why is jeff's persona 4 playthrough so legendary anyway
>>341702251
>>341702353
really nigger?
it's probably because you guys had the shitty idea to just insult members of the GB team instead of joining in with the fun
he's probably in this thread
>>341702256
That's just a thing that shoots fast drying plastic out of it's tip. It's really shitty.
WALL
Is he the worst one out of the giantbomb crew?
>>341701825
when was the roasting of patrick/gawker? I'd like to watch it
WOAH COON? THAT IS NOT OK
>>341702405
100%
>>341702405
he's the worst one out of the entire human species
>>341702405
>>341702449
not as bad as patrick
>>341702405
abso
lutely
Adding Kessler to the mix would be fucking gold
>alex
>alex ruining shit again
>>341702506
I take this back alex is a huge cuck
ALEX TRIGGERED THROWS PHONE ON FLOOR
ALEX
STOP IT
Alex needs to leave
past 30 minutes has been so boring
Fuck Alex dumb faggot.
This show really lowered my opinion of Alex
I was ok with him before but he's behaving like a total faggot
>alex
wtf whyd he throw it on the ground and make a big spectacle about it
what a faggot
Alex is pissed.
>>341702405
He's still there because of the big rigs thing fuck im
I wasn't paying attention. Why did Alex just have a fit?
JOHNNY CALLING OUT FAGGOT ALEX
I've mostly liked Alex but this stream really lowered my opinion of him.
>it's a free country, for now
what did he mean by this?
WHO HERE CALLED AND TOLD ALEX THAT AUSTIN IS A NIGGER
WHO DID IT
>>341702660
Calls on the burner were "bad," according to him.He's right, guys. They sucked.
LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION IMPROVED THE GB SHOW WAS "MEGAN'S LAW"
>how much does your Disney job pay anon?
>>341702660
Probably because people here tried to call in to call Austin a nigger.
>>341702706
trump
>>341702660
He was triggered by the mean things people were sending to the phone.
CALL JEFF
THE RAID
He'll pull Dan away, but let that one obnoxious nasally whale loving girl just invade the segment yesterday....
LEWD
>>341702748
YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE BUT YOU'RE GONNA BITCH ABOUT ALEX ANYWAY
>>341702748
That was pretty great.
>alex yelling to destroy that phone
lol someone probably called him a faggot or austin a nigger and he's really mad now
>being LEWD
>Everyone calls out Alex for cancelling phone calls
>Jeff turns phone back on, takes one call
>Cancels them again
FUCK ALEX
Why is Alex void of fun and/or happiness?
>>341702763
Anons don't understand. It's not about being just rich that gets you pussy. It's being fucking DISNEY rich. That's the yellow brick road to opening legs.
>>341702871
Yup you just know
>its another jeff explaining how giant bomb started episode
zzzzzzz
LEWD
>implying they werent all sweating bullets during the caller segment
please niggers jeff wants that phone gone too
>>341702660
Which one of you autists called Alex to spaz out on him?
>>341702890
someone from /v/ called in, called him a cuck and austin a nigger
you know it's true
>>341702935
this. its been fucking years jeff, get new stories.
>>341702890
His depression, didn't you know? He only talks about it every single fucking time he's on a camera.
>>341702890
token sjw
>>341702405
fucking absolutely. austin isn't far
>>341702942
cumslut
ALEX IS A FUCKING MOOD KILLER
>>341702997
It's not his fault people ask him about it all the time.
>>341703031
why did vinny get trapped with austin and alex, why are we being ounished?
>>341702997
He has to tell it once every E3. Its tradition.
>>341702973
Jeff is always the one to start viewers calling in, he must be learning slowly.
I want whoever texted "nigger" to own up to what they did
E3 isn't over?
This got way too serious
This dude is wasted.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johntdrake/1685888960?token=28f0b154
yalla buncha weenies
calls r bad
man johnny is gonna break down
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johntdrake/1685888960?token=28f0b154
Wow did Alex actually get upset and throw a fit on stream. hahahahahahahaa
Fuck this is real
>>341703183
JV is an emotional rollercoaster.
>>341702973
This. This may have worked back when Giant Bomb was back in a basement with Whiskey, but now?
>H-Hi Jeff, I really like your site. My name's Tom. What? You didn't ask my name? S-Sorry
>So, uh. Hi. Johnny V. should suck my dick for his next chapter, thanks for the opportunity to call in I love your show.
>Hey, Austin is a fucking coon! Stay triggered, cucklord! Epic for the win!
Stop kidding yourselves. Fucking Ryan probably would have pulled this bit after the first few calls, it was clear it wasn't going anywhere.
>>341703124
to be honest Austin doesn't play off Vinny badly and is mostly annoying on the internet, overuse of slang and black twitter tier humor aside
Alex however is a complete waste of space who stand the strongest argument against sentience among humanity
>tfw this is the last piece of giant bomb content ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>341703241
Thats being drunk for you
>>341703124
Honestly, I don't think Vinny is much better.
I used to like him a lot like everyone else, but eh...
HARD RIGHT TURN INTO SAD
HOLY SHIT
I love these random heartfelt moments.
>>341703223
He broke the phone because he thought it'd be funny. It wasn't really
>>341703191
>>341703208
lmaooooooooooooo
It's the Jeff Gerstmann Counseling Hour
>>341703191
>>341703208
>#Content #Poundtown
>Stretch Goal "Fact #3 about Winnebagos"
>98% of this will be used for gas money.
lol
idk who these people are but im drunk and stoned and its feels man
who r they
>>341703191
Based Drake
>>341703208
>Stretch Goal "Fact #3 about Winnebagos"
>>341703270
what makes you think that?
ABORT ABORT
>>341703293
Confirmed cumslut.
>>341703293
>mfw JV is going to go home and slam her hard
o7
>>341703293
who is this goddess
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johntdrake/1685888960?token=28f0b154
HAHAAHAHAH
>>341703359
the E3 building explodes and vidya game industry crash
prove me wrong
>>341702449
Jesus, I could tolerate him until this gif. Is he really angry? What triggered him? Link?
I wish I could like Beast, Vinny is great and Austin is okay sometimes
Based Alex for ending that sad stream of.phone call autism.
>you can't save everyone
FUCKING HELL ALEX
This shit got heavy
Alex leave!
>>341703191
>>341703208
>Pledge $1,000 or more
>Executive Producer
>It's up to you what JV will talk about. He'll do a 30 minute episode about whatever you want.
QUICK
WHAT IS JOHNNY GOING TO TALK ABOUT
>>341703293
>JV is married to this
>JV's phone autocorrects to cumslut
JV is married to a cumslut
>>341703409
this industry is so fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkA8d0P6xU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkA8d0P6xU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkA8d0P6xU
Wow man Johnny V got so real. This is an amazing segment. Laughs, tears, terrorism. It's everything.
>>341703432
are you fucking retarded?
that gif is years old, it has fucking patrick on it
you dip
As someone who's been unemployed for the past few months this segment got pretty real for me.
>>341703432
>looking at his expression and not realizing it's satire/irony immediately
so when did you get diagnosed with aspergers, anon?
>>341702082
Since both alex and that nigger austin is watchin this
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU CaCUcCkaroos are what is wrong with giant bomb
DAVE LANG IS A MILLIONAIRE
>>341703524
How to find the right truck stop lot lizards.
>>341703583
do you think they'd be offended by this and not just think you're an idiot or what
Why is everyone at Giant Bomb so fucking ugly? Is this what it means to push your 40s?
oh shit get em dan
why is dan such a pussy?
AW SNAP FUCKING DAN IS @ IT
Dan should do it.
Waiting for Alex to pull Dan away again.
dan putting everyone on blast
solid impression dan
I should go to bed for work but I really don't want to for this
holy shit
thats awkward
>you can't save everyone
>>341703653
Sup austin you little cucKKKkaroonigger
>>341702748
Well that and the "Giantbomb is now replacing wikipedia" segment a good few years back.
>>341703658
>drew
>>341703583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
>you cant save everyone
Damnit Jeff.
Haha Dan!
>>341703724
>>341703583
are you fucking 12?
>>341703396
The gf of the gay fat guy on the stream.
>>341703567
I've always been employed but I'm looking for better stuff lately so I share that understanding of fear of this stuff.
>>341703583
Come on man, this is just sad.
>>341703747
Except him, obviously. Vinny is alright too.
>>341703801
Hi Alex!
I like Dan, he's jsut a humble and funny little dude
>>341703813
>this mouth has been on JV's dick
Think about it.
okay OKAY
I was the dude who asked about what i missed from last(?) thread. about e3 day 2.
dave and not-dave lang just seem hammered. Anything I miss like jeff saying "it looks promising"?
>>341703813
Is that a mtf
>>341703747
>>341703658
i wish we had some Drew tonight ;_;
based boyes talking about zelda
>>341703851
vinny is a beautiful man
no homo
BASED WINNEBAGO MAN IMPRESSION
>>341703927
is drew not working the cameras?
>>341703813
>he gave her a diamond necklace with his initials
Jesus how do I get one like this
![jeff_gerstmann_back_online_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GP0GWIv.jpg "jeff_gerstmann_back_online_01[1].jpg")
Remember anons...
>you can't save everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E
>>341703937
even /pol/acks would cringe at this
>>341703937
dude that's just pathetic
>a lot of future employers are watching
ahahahahhaha
>>341703937
You seem upset
Shower urination is hygienic and good for the environment
>>341703890
want to correct this by saying "everyone but jeff is smashed" holy shit.
>>341703937
This is the most tryhard shit I've seen on this website and I've read pol a few times.
>you literally cannot save everyone
>like i tried
JEFF
FUCK
Why don't you have a gf anon? Are you not a millionaire or something?
>>341703927
Drew was on the first segment
>>341704065
im not saying hes write but u are on a animeboard filled with pedofiles and rapists and racists
how are you not the cringe of the actual world ?
>I play Nintendo with my kids all the time
that passive aggression
>>341704225
nigga i got $600 in my bank account
>NX hype
ah sheeit
>>341704198
I got made fun of IRL for saying I pee in the shower.
I asked them if they get out to pee, the fucking madmen said "yea."
HE'S SHILLIN
he's shillin, ahahaha
I bet Dave Lang posts on /v/ when hes bored
>"Zelda looks good"
>everyone agrees
>"Spiderman for the Ps4 looks good as well"
>FUCK OFF SHILL!!!!
holy shit its /v/
>>341704225
Fuck. Money gets premo pussy.
Could you ever imagine a fat slobbering drunk like this getting a skinny white bitch without cash?
>>341704250
sorry i am not english , дepьмo
>He's shillin
HEH
>>341704279
theyre lying
jeff with the based Mike Jones reference
>>341704324
Spiderman doesn't look good though
There wasn't even any gameplay
>>341704358
who?
does Dave Lang just get other wasted until they see his POV of life?
>>341704225
They have a long distance relationship. Seems like she comes out for the Disneyland star treatment, mercy fucks fatty, and goes back to London
>>341704250
are you legitimately retarded?
summer is real
>>341704385
there was
>>341704347
They said it was "gross"
It's not like pissin in a tub.
Fucking idiots man.
>>341704335
>you will never be a fat disgusting slob with a massive dick who buys whores who despise you but cant help it because your dick is the best and they love money
at least japan has my fetish
Didney princess cumslut
>>341704264
>Nintendo isn't family oriented
>>341704372
>>341704279
>getting out to piss
lmao that's ludicrous. if they were being honest, they'd just say they piss before-hand or afterward.
>>341704464
c u m s l u t
>>341704225
She looks pretty ugly at certain angles and she has quite a bit of makeup caked on.
pretty good for a guy like jv tho
>>341704464
jesus christ, i bet she's getting BLACKED at the moment
>>341704483
>afterward.
Is that even possible?
Holding in piss while showering?
aw snap duel of the century
>>341704464
I want to be a producer for a video game company.
>>341704569
she is there with him at GB
>>341704440
>pissing on the floor is somehow better than pissing in the tub
wattafak
>>341704606
hot damn
>>341704569
She's literally in the studio with him you cuck fetishist.
>POO IN THE LOO MUSIC
Man, these guys are such bros, that was some down-to-earth throwback interview
>>341704606
>bulge
it makes sense now
that whole segment was worth the last 4 shit couch groups
dave lang being surrogate father to jv while adam boyes acts sullen around dan / dan constantly being told to come back and then fuck off while jeff sits there not knowing what the fuck to do but let it ride out
>>341704606
>tfw trying not to fap
fuck off
please?
>>341704636
you don't have a fucking drain in your shower?
>>341704718
Alex "The Faggot" Navarro
anyone else having post-e3 depression? cant believe it came and went
>>341703794
Jeff lost a lot of his friends and his father within the span of like 2 or 3 years
It's pretty amazing that he's been soldiering on
>>341704569
she's with him you jealous nigger
>>341704723
Yeah, it was amazing. Sad to see it end. I wish all their content was just Jeff chatting shit with old friends and industry veterans.
>>341704736
DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES YOU'RE GONNA MIX THEM UP
That was way more emotionally taxing than I was prepared to expect.
Can someone please tell me what I should do so I can bullshit about video games for hours on end and get paid for it like Jeff and crew? I need this life.
now that it's break, can someone answer this: >>341703890
i had 5 replied back, one saying "made up for all the other garbage that has surrounded e3"
I'm pretty curious
>>341704772
it was shit this year, nier automata was the only thing I was interested in seeing more about but that was revealed last year.
>>341704532
She doesn't have gross skin or anything, just needs to learn how to do makeup.
>>341704736
>you don't have a fucking drain in your shower?
I have a bathtub. You think those don't have drains?
>>341704527
I can't believe you made me want to defend Austin, fuck you.
>>341704772
Every year. It's like the only regular thing I have to look forward to for most of the year.
Lorne Lanning is a smart motherfucker and I could listen to him go on about illegal business practices to keep the lights on forever. Checked out his 2015 sit down and it was great too, his approach to VR was great. I also love his voice.
>>341704830
>mad im sending piss to the ocean full of piss
>>341704838
Go back in time 20 years when it was possible to break into the industry.
>>341704772
Nah. E3 gets me hype to play vidya. I've been low energy when it comes to gaming the past few years, but E3 always picks me up.
>>341704621
yes? what are you, 8? gain some bladder control.
>>341704723
nah once the glamour wore off you realize its just drunk people with audacious plans thatll go nowhere becuase they are all talking out of their asses
and no, the previous couch groups were fucking god awful and completely awkward. i miss the days when GB post-e3 shows werent complete shit, and they were all drinking and having fun. jeff sitting there dozing off with dark rings undder his eyes barely participating in the bullshit is sad and pathetic
>>341704868
>those blue anime eyes
jesus christ
>>341704772
You mean depression from lack of any good announcements?
We got a lot to look forward to in between now and next E3.
EVO next month, Gamescom during the month after that, TGS in the month after that. Comic Con sometime in the summer. Nintendo Directs throughout.
>>341704838
Be like JV and become a producer. Just do everything you can to facilitate the actual talent to do their jobs.
>>341704838
be funny and entertaining without being autistic
work at a video game place
start doing side content
get it popular and transition to it being your fulltime job
>>341704769
i get why people dont like him. he kinda thinks hes funny, but usually isnt.
ive met him as an acquaintance and he is pretty much the same in person. hes amicable. i think he just tries to be what he thinks is funny and misses the mark. hes surrounded by funny people too.
i dont like or dislike the guy. his position is definitely enviable.
>>341704958
You must be 80 if you don't naturally flow with the world.
>>341704838
Start a YouTube channel and be handsome/cute
>>341704464
>>341704606
stop posting these. They'll just help get these threads banned.
These threads are about discussing industry insiders. These threads are more video games than any other.
>>341704838
Become an "Influencer".
But for real its not possible anymore.
alex almost ruined this stream
>>341704772
e3 is dying anon. theres really no point for it to be around anymore after the first day
>>341704847
yesterday with phill was good
same with part two with CliffyB, Greg miller and that WWE dude
Jeff destroying gamespot and Gawker idiots
day2 was great
day 1 had the old guys telling stories about old game journo
>>341704930
what day was he on last year?
wanna go back and listen to it again
>>341704953
>>341705013
What about a college degree? What did Jeff and Vinny etc. get because I dont think they ever worked for a video game company
