The last video game character you played as is your roommate for the next year.
How fucked are you?
>Generic Nazi soldier in Red Orchestra 2
Look, man, I have a girl coming over tonight, she's Jewish, just chill the fuck out okay?
>>341701269
>Luke fon Fabre
I hate it.
>Geralt
Don't think I have to worry, he'll be out fighting monsters and shit like all the time.
Pretty good except that my fridge is fucked.
>>341701269
It's gonna be a good year
I've always wanted a bunny.
>>341701769
Also, he might bring back some sexy wenches for you to fuck.
Could be worse I guess.
>Storm-1
So why did you join the EDF?
>Zenyatta
Seems pretty chill.
I'll have to safety proof the house so he doesn't kill himself when he flubs.
![Ricktor_ScreenshotA-min-1920x1080-1692500079[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fDbBGJT.jpg "Ricktor_ScreenshotA-min-1920x1080-1692500079[1].jpg")
>>341701269
sick. bros for life
>>341701269
Squall, he'll never talk me, could be worse.
>>341701269
Link.
I don't think he'll be around very much.
>>341701769
SUMMON THE WHORES
you lucky
>Gordon Freeman
Probably keep to himself, hopefully no aliums come and fuck up my apartment.
Big Boss?
I'm really okay with this.
>Mega Man gets to live with a dysfunctional family of failures
>Mercy
Lot of spaghetti spilling at first, hopefully I can get my shit together fast and close the deal.
Uh oh
>Hitman
D A L E
INTERNATIONAL
I N T E R N A T I O N A L
MR WORLDWIDE
I dont see my new roommateWith any luck he'll teach me invisibility tricks
>Fem fallout 4 protag
You mean I get to live with a living sex doll of my own creation who's incredibly proficient at just about everything? Assuming she actually stops to talk to me instead of just robbing me, I have to imagine she'd like the personality that she's based on.
He's only home like 8 hours a month and he just sleeps when he is home
>Dark Souls III
>character was a naked invisible Slav who spammed poison at everything for cheese kills
I'm pretty fucked. He liked backstabbing everything too.
>Wii Fit Trainer
Many awkward moments when she's doing her stretches.
Fuck
Me
>>341701269
Junkrat. I dont think we're compatible.
>>341701269
Oooh baby! Guess whose laundry I'm going to go through for jerk-off material?
>>341701269
>Heimerdinger
He'd definitely be able to help me when I get stuck in my CS work. He'd probably leave his shit everywhere though.
I knew I should've played survivor for my last game...
every animal in a 5 mile radius except cats and pigs are dead
>>341701269
>just got done leveling up my Female Saiyan in XV.
This is going to be fun. I'll have to stock up on food, though.
>>341701269
I need to stock up on sardines.
>>341701269
>anon what time is it?
>idk let me che-
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>341703256
Hey, DoomGuy is a nice guy if you aren't a demon or a Satan-worshipping asshole. Being his roommate is probably the safest you'll ever be.
>>341703506
>CS work
Nice double a tundra.
>John Marston
Well.
>>341703923
Hope it's not Red Undead John Marshton.
The commander from xcom 2... So myself?
>dante
Damn
Oh boi
>Human female noble rogue
>Alistair
>Wynne
>Leliana
That actually seems like it would be a good group of roommates.
>Brittany from Pikmin 3
More like Dickmin, amiright? There would be juice everywhere.
Got a bad feeling about this.
I'd let Snake fuck me in the ass so pretty fucked literally desu
interesting
>>341704096
she's like an inch tall though
>Jacob Frye
sounds good
>>341704269
The tinkerbell experince
Shulk
>Hey shulk, wanna grab a bite with me?
>I'm not really feeling it
>>341704072
What are you planning you sick fuck
>Lucio
I get some good music to listen to while studying. He seems like a chill guy too, I'm okay with this
>>341704269
Just like his dick :^]
>>341704409
shulk would be a chill-ass roommate
>>341704409
On the bright side, he could introduce you to Melia.
mercy, very fucked hopefully
>>341704516
He'd make a great bro, but I get a feeling at some point I'd get be taken hostage by a Talon agent or somethingpreferably Widowmaker
Also the man could teach me to shoot better, be the greatest wingman of all time and even get me a job at Overwatch or something.
All in all, it'd be pretty fucking based.plus I wouldn't have to worry about oversleeping during the weekends
>>341704628
DELETE THIS!
Mercy is pure.
>>341704673
DR Winston I'm High Noon
what did he mean by this?
>Megaman
I can live with this. his original purpose was to be an assistant anyways, right?
>>341704882
He meant that it's midnight on the opposite side of the world compared to his current position.
>>341704924
but he isn't your service droid
>>341704924
Wonder if he'll ever invite Roll over to fuck. Or if he'd be OK with you joining in. Probably not, he seems like he'd be overprotective.
>>341701269
>Phara
I'm more than okay with this
>>341704924
I'm not saying I'd want him to be. I'm just saying that if it came down to it, he can probably clean up after himself, which is better than most roommates will do.
>>341704613
I'd probably end up cheating on Melia
>Corvo
Might have been wierd with his lack of personality in the first game, but the second game seems to have rectified the silent protagonist problem and he is good dad
Im okwith this
Given how her emotions can be weaponized, this is probably bad.
>>341705157
>Phara
>>341705167
meant for >>341705039
>>341704770
pure healslut
We'd be crime fighting bros
????
>>341705201
Not if you have self-control, you degenerate. You will take full advantage of this situation and marry the damn bird girl, and be faithful to her.
>>341705250
just be the pandering beta you already are.
>>341705393
eddie brock can be a cool guy as long you don't piss him off.
>>341705393
Wonder if he could hook you up with a symbiote. I wouldn't mind having a devoted, powerful alien with me at all times. Plus it could probably shapeshift into whatever I wanted to provide "relief".
>Jotaro Kujo
As long as I don't annoy him, I think I'll be alright.
>>341705420
>I'm a beta, must mean everyone here is
Get lost pussy.
>>341705250
But lots of cake, and then only buy one slice one day and put it on your dick.
>>341705624
You're gonna get fucked up by enemy stands. Maybe you'll get hit by a stand arrow.
Leon Kennedy.
He's an emo faggot, but I guess he's ok.
Seems lika fun friend to have
>>341705657
no :^)
>>341705837
He'll probably attract lots of good pussy and then refuse to fuck it, so you've got a great chance to be a lot of people's second choice.
それは違うぞ!
>>341701269
>elena
Fuck. Yes.
This is either really good or really bad
I could end up losing my skeleton or getting genetically amped up.
>>341705582
symbiotes don't tend to be fans of their spawn.
>>341705793
>Maybe you'll get hit by a stand arrow.
At least something good will happen in my life.
>tfw playing through Morrowind, roleplaying asthe lusty argonian maid
>>341705582
>fucking an actual alien with teeth and with presumably acidic abilities
I'll pass, thanks
Sonic
Oh shit, I get to meet Rouge and Blaze
>>341706012
Venom was pretty ok with Mania's symbiote in the Agent Venom comics. I'm sure they'd get along if it was beneficial to their hosts. If anything, the symbiotes would act like in-laws.
>>341706079
>not wanting to fuck a shapeshifting alien yandere who is completely devoted to you, can give you cool powers, and loves you instinctually.
Hello there, Peter. No wonder your love life is so shit.
>>341706202
how about these guys
>Jill Valentine from REmake
Question, does this include her ability to always draw in zombies so something bad always happens, or do I just live with a qt special police girl?
>>341706483
Their hosts were evil, and symbiotes want to make their hosts happy. Don't blame the poor aliens, they're just supportive of their life partners.
>>341701269
>Roadhog
At least he'll probably keep me alive to use a fuckhole. All hail the hog.
>>341701269
o fuk
>>341706648
>this
The symbiotes awesome and also venom is my favorite spiderman character
FUCK
>>341707206
>animals begin moving into your neighborhood
>your town inexplicably switches to bells and is now covered in forestry and wildlife
>you are now the Mayor's roommate, and Isabelle visits regularly.
Seems pretty good to me.
I can only imagine the stench ...
>Balthasar Gelt
FUCK YEAH! Basically the Dr. Doom of Warhammer not to mention he can just turn anything into gold for me. Not to mention a fucking pegasus too I would say life would be great with Balthasar. Lucky though I was about to roll Greenskins with Azhag now that would have been pretty fucking bad
>>341707314
My fellow descendant of KANGS N SHIET.
>TFW no symbiote waifu to protect you and be with you constantly.
>>341701958
same thing here!
>>341707378
Just try not to fall asleep when possible. Or to bleed.
>>341707423
isabelle is the best
>>341706638
How willing do you think Jill would be to go into a relationship?
>>341707728
She's my one exception to the "no furry" rule.
>>341705401I'm going to cuck melia amd theres nothing you can do about it faggot
On one hand he's probably going to evict me often with threat of violence unexpectedly, on the other I might get seconds. Maybe my hedonist apologist act will make him warm up to me, but more than likely he'll be taking advantage of my generosity and drink all my coffee the cunt.
>>341701547
You'd be able to hang out with Guy all day so there's that
>>341701269
>Aban
He'd suddenly vanish after cursing his asshole dead dad, and then either never show up again or come back rich as fuck. He seems like an alright roommate though.
>Nerevarine
Great. I look forward to bring woken up in the middle of the night by the Dark Brotherhood and fucking Ash Ghouls.
This guy? Eh, I can live with it.
>>341707831
>Implying you could cuck anyone.
Your hand doesn't count, anon.
>>341707819
she's on my no-fap list
the defacto fap-ender
I might even get to awaken to my own Persona, cool
>>341708016
Ash ghoul pussy isn't the worst pussy. And I'm pretty sure the Dark Brotherhood are into kinky sex, so you've got that going for you.
k
>>341708120
But she's saying you can do her right there. You don't want to make her happy?
>>341708248
i'm going to start cutting myself again
>Protag from Eiyuu Senki
I ain't gonna see much of the guy. Dude's a world conquering pussy magnet
>>341708350
Across the street is for pussies. You want to go all the day down the street, like the cool kids.
sounds as col as it does terrifying!
>>341708350
She wouldn't like that, and I'd have to agree. Why not try turning your self-destructive tendencies into creativity? Maybe try drawing, or writing?
>>341708173
Man, living with my own sole survivor would be awesome.
>Often out of the house
,>Built the house himself and it's a fucking mansion
>Gives me ballistic weave clothes, polymer combat armor, and a laser rifle
>>341708449
Maybe he'll bring you a few for yourself? After all, one man can only drown in so much pussy.
At least I know what to use as a conversation starter.
really good, bad, or both, depending on her mood.
>>341708517
Yeah, until the raiders attack while he's at Home Depot, orgasming over how many screws they have.
>>341703867
>Tfw Satanist
>He finds my summoning altar
>Billy Lee
Welp guys I think he is going to spinning kick my shit across the room and spam a beer bottle at me as I try to get it.
>>341708654
You'll either be used for bondage, or used for painful bondage. Or maybe just shot, considering her track record with love interests so far.
>>341707917
Yeah that's true.
I guess it's not bad, as long as I don't bring up his tribe.
>>341708725
You're going to be a puddle of blood on the floor very shortly.
My roommate is augmented.
Should be fine here. I've always wanted a cute roommate
I actually just got around to Game Center CX games on DS, so
>Robot Ninja Haggleman
Thank God it was 2 and not 3.
>>341708720
Why would I worry then? The house would be protected by like, four missile turrets, eight heavy laser turrets, and a pair of shotgun turrets.
No. The real bullshit is that my as wouldn't really be my room mate, it would be the other five to eight fucking people who also move into the mansion.
Oh, and fact that the only two robots who come by are supply caravans so they're never around for long.
>>341708959
Just make sure not to open any mysterious packages, or take them into your house.
Sweet. I got a bro a can trade sarcastic barbs with.
At least I'd have someone to shoot with?
>>341709069
I wonder if being their roommate makes you a companion. Maybe they'll try to romance you to get a perk.
>Big Band
HE'S TOO FUCKING BIG
If we're talking Ben before the incident it's fine though.
>James Sunderland
Jeez, he's going to be awfully gloomy I don't need that kinda energy in my life right now. Guy is one big mariticidal storm cloud
I wish it was Heather.
>>341701269
>bun hair girl from Pokemon Black 2
What a roller coaster of the dick it would be
>>341708912
I swear, I only wanted to help humanity by meddling with the forces of hell and for personal power gain.
If he just looked at the big picture, I'm sure he would understand the human cost has been within acceptable ranges.
so do i have to get really used to my house being on fire
>>341709432
>the sounds of screaming, crunching bone, and pulverized flesh are soon heard afterwards.
Rip and tear.
>Courier from New Vegas
I'm not sure what to expect
>>341709404
Do you think she could introduce me to the poison gym leader from her game? I always wanted to date a rocker chick.
Tracer
>>341701269
>Dante
Shit, I got a bro for life
I will probably get obese from all the pizza, though.
>>341709667
Either someone who does their damnedest to protect you and help you, or a self-centered one-man disaster area.
>>341709718
Youd have to ask OP how this universe tearing reality business works on that.
>>341709667
you have the deadliest walking arsenal this side of the planet
you've got a person who's single-handedly started and ended a war over a dam
someone who can carry multiple description of rocket launcher/minigun and still be able to jog to the store and back
someone who has the ARCHII
>>341709759
Will the sex offset the hell of hearing that shitty accent every day for a year?
>>341709203
>Tfw you seem be getting along famously with qt Nora
>Once she gets your companion perk she sends you off to a settlement and never travels with you again, preferring to instead journey with an upgraded ADA
How can mere humans compete?
>>341709936
I don't want sex with her, I'm into a guy right now. Funny how that works.
>>341709895
I'm assuming that if they can get there and return a year later, then they can probably go to their own worlds whenever. Most of the replies seem to follow the same logic.
>lucio
have to dig out my inlines.
>>341708810
as long as i get some puss and/or ass and/or throat, its ok with me
>>341701269
>How fucked are you?
Very very, hopefully.
>>341710081
His music would make you love life you depressed sod
>>341709992
I'm not sure what I should be upset at you for the most, but I definitely feel upset.
>>341709798
Nah you'll work it off running from all the demons that inevitably find your apartment.
>>341710225
I also love her accent. Gosh you must hate me.
>>341701269
>Cibele
Free sex and I never have to worry about her talking to anyone else. Perfect.
>>341710312
If I knew where you lived, I would burn your house down. So yeah, maybe a little. On the bright side, I'm living with Hsien-Ko, Felicia, and Morrigan, so I'll have plenty of help with forgetting this conversation ever happened.
is this good or bad
help me /v/
>>341709490
just make a bonfire in your backyard
>>341701269
>My Engineer in Guns of Icarus Online
>She rarely speaks and when she does its only Japanese
>will spend most of her time running around the place fixing shit
Honestly, not too badly. I just cannot risk letting her drive since the rare times she pilots, it's pyramidions which are made for ramming.
>>341710675
>doesn't talk much
>can eat pretty much everything, even meat from a wall
>saves cute girls and brings them home
pretty decent tbqh
welp...
>>341709432
I keep forgetting that there are people out there that are unironically satanist even though they aren't some big wig elite globalist Rothschild esque type person
>>341710608
I bet you're too ugly for any of them to want to touch you though. Meanwhile I'm as cute as Tracer ;3 You know we'd blink up to your fat ass before you could burn down my house with your match-lit fart burp combo.
>my gothic Bloodborne qt
I'll be ok
>>341711546
I see randy.. so you said you were abused as a child by your mother and she used to hit you with.. a chicken?
>>341711381
If it makes you feel better, I was joking. I just found the conversation line hilarious.
Though, from what I understand, most satanists that actually do exist are not about being mustache twirling psychos so much as just naively think Satan was some great freedom. Fighter who defied god to give humanity freedom and think of him as some Niechtzes ubermensch.
Maybe it's my Christian upbringing but I find that kind of ridiculous.
>>341702852
same here.
I got a feeling the science class is up to something scetchy.
They should have never fused the science club and the occult club!
>>341701269
>captain falcon
Aw shit. Either we'll be best fucking bros or I'm dead.
The bro-est of bros. We would get along just fine.
>>341711389
I don't think Morrigan actually has any standards, even if I was a disgusting neckbeard. And I doubt a fag like you could get their fist out of their ass long enough to do anything. Now let's stop arguing over the Internet.
>>341711768
Well it's a good thing you were joking then because doom guy would have wringed your fuckin neck lmao. And I agree it is strange to think some people would believe that.
>d.va
Sounds great
Do I get to fly the mech?
Dwarf mage from Hong Kong. Hell he'd probably enjoy the higher food and air quality in Los Angeles, though he'd be bummed he can't cast spells any more.
Do mods count? If so, pic related. My monster girl fetish is going to go fucking crazy.
Ugh..
Awesome
>>341701269
>sylvia from Salvation
This is probably the best result possible
>tracer
hype
shell probably always ask me to massage her legs or some shit
also i can fap to overwatch sfm porn while pretending i dont notice her in the room
OLOLOLOLOLOL LEI
>>341701269
alena from dragon quest 4
she's pretty qt but that stupid fucking russian dialect and neverending stream of puns is going to wear thin on me
i wish i was on torneko's chapter. then i could be chilling with a fat jew
>>341710675
>cold and emotionless
>only cares about her duty
>rarely talks
Might as well be living alone
>>341712725
>implying the cock-mongrel wouldn't just fuck you outright.
Tracer would most likely fuck any male that was willing and above a 4.9 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
>>341712893
forgot pic
>>341712940
>mom, anons being gross
>>341701269
My TESO Dunmerfu.
Sounds great, especially with the maxed cooking skill.
>Widowmaker
Ill have to play nice or shell kill me in my sleep. Still worth it having eye candy like that around. And despite being emotionless she still has sexual needs right?
>>341701269
I think it was either Anduin, or Pudge.
Hopefully anduin. He seems like a good cook, and has those dreamy eyes.
>>341712940
She's not a turboslut! She's just peppy!
>>341712725
>mfw one of my best friends looks and acts like Tracer
>difference is she isn't British
Damn shame she's bi and with a woman
>>341713115
The only way to fulfill her needs and desires is for her to kill
>>341713227
She's pretty keen on showing her body off for someone that's just peppy.
>>341713115
She killed the man she loved, and the only way she can feel close to him again is by killing.
>>341701269
My hearthling from haven & hearth.
a naked man with a pumpkin on his head.
![-Nick-nick-left-4-dead-2-26153719-620-340[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zja33yy.jpg "-Nick-nick-left-4-dead-2-26153719-620-340[1].jpg")
I'm alright I guess.
>>341713318
S-showing off her body? Her skins are not lewd!
>>341713086
>Your dunmer is somehow able to make garlic, herb, and bread crusted tilapia
>From salmon somehow.
>>341705624
Enjoy experiencing the accelerated death of the universe.
>>341704673
>plus I wouldn't have to worry about oversleeping during the weekends
lold
>>341701269MEGA MILF MILK
>>341701398
No you don't.
>>341713708
N-NANI?!
>>341713546
>skintight bodysuit
>butt pose
>that one victory pose where it looks like she's got a dick in her mouth
> Female Corrin in Smash
Huh, not really sure
>>341714262
You animeonly or a mangafag?
i am pretty good i love him
>Link
Eh, we should be alright so long as I don't try to take over the world.
>>341714321
Just hang around her long enough, have a few awkward anime-esque conversations, and you'll be married with a kid in no time.
>>341714330
Animeonly, sorry. No spoilers please.
Am I safe?
>>341714519
are you a 4ft bald man?
I am a big black cop and you're all fucked
>>341714296
Lena is pure! She's my nee-san! Lena would never be dirty, it's all her being playful.
>>341714424
Will I get an additional kid unit? Or am I stuck with the shitfest that is Kana?
>>341714451
Read the fucking mangaEveryone save Rohan Kishibe, Giorno Giovanna, and Emporio are killed by one gay looking priest.
>>341714519
Is your head shaved?
Why are people saying Tracer is a slut?
>>341714581
But I wanna watch it, not read it.
>>341714563
>being this blind
I'm sorry to threaten your purity, anon.
Let me know when you pull your head out of the sand.
>Giant robot with two nukes and a super mode.
>It's also really cute.
Coulda been much worse.
>>341714664
Read it anyways. It'll be like 20 years before best part (7) is animated, and even then its prospects are dubious.
>>341714564
Children are tied to the father, so you'll get a mildly autistic child with a personality defined by some strange anime trope.
>>341714617
Because she's slutty. She sucked my dick five minutes ago for $1.35
I bet it would be prettycool.
>>341714756
Where do I read mangos at?
Rick Sanchez
>Pocket Morty
>>341714873
bato.to
Part 5 is a bit dubious since it had an awful translation for a while but people now are pushing out good scans and translations, they're maybe 2/3 through at the moment.
>>341711913
>tfw Robin convinces you to join his army
>tfw he hooks you up with a qt 3.14for the sake of making your child into a super soldier.
>>341714979
I might check it out, thanks Anon.
>>341715075
You better.
>>341714668
What pose are you talking about where Lena loss like she's committing a dirty act?
>>341714873
Honestly, check reddit.
They compiled all the mangas, even the colored versions, as pdfs.That's where I got them from and they're very good.
seems like a fun guy to be around
Life is great
>Marisa
I'm down. She seems like a fun person to hang around with. Maybe I would be more inclined to go out and do things with her around.And maybe she'll go out on a date with me?
>Junkrat
Shit. Great parties, but me and all my stuff are probably gonna explode.
