Where were you when Sigma's dick was revealed to be 18 inches in the Zero Escape cannon?
>>341682339
we need more phi porn
based Uchi
>it's real
Crazy Jap.
>>341682339
>white character
>having a bigger than 9 inch dick
how can Junpei even compete with the Zero Sr. dong?
>>341682803
the biggest dick in the world belongs to a white man.
>tfw I have a big fat cock but can't use it
>>341682339
>Thats a guy
God damn traps every fucking time
>>341683130
nahhh that's Phi
>>341682871
An anamoly, unlike black men who are consistently big.
>9 Inches
>9
>9
Sigma's dick is the key to a puzzle somewhere.
>>341682339
But is this prime Sigma or old ED man Sigma?
>>341682460
we need more ZE porn in general
>>341683402
he'll have to stick his dick inthe gun barrel
What were your dumb theories when you first played through 999? I was really suspicious of Santa & Lotus, for one, and I forget exactly what I thought was going on
>>341683758
I Really distrustedSeven
>>341683402
>He grows a second dick when turned on
>>341684206
But where is the third dick?
>>341684380
In another timeline
>>341684380DANGLING
When people won't stop talking about Sigma's dick
>>341682339
How much do you wanna bet this gook doesnt understand the imperial system and thinks 9 inches is like 9 meters or some shit.
>>341683235
>b-but it's an anomaly! Surely my favorite BLACKED (TM) actors are the best!
>>341684735
Check any amateur interracial porn. They're built very well.
>>341682339
9 doubled is 18
Digital root of 18 is 9
CouldMozart still be alive?
>>341684878
>I'm an expert on amateur interracial porn
Kill yourself cuck.
>>341684878
Seriously, you should consider getting a new fetish.
>>341684985
And I'm right
>Don't worry. Because it can be folded into the shape of the letter "Σ".
>>341682864
Fuck you chad
http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/4718-Zero-Time-Dilemma/BlueMaximaC099?trophies=earned#content
So this guy got the CQD-END:1 first? I wonder if it's because of the random fragments you get or if you're supposed to get a group ending first.
I love Uchikoshi, probably my favourite guy in the game industry
>Was working on the Pepsiman team really your first job in the industry? What was that like?
>That is true. However I don’t think I contributed to the team that much, since my task was to make the frame wires of stones, barrels, motorcycles, trailers, and helicopters. I was clueless back then, since I was new to the industry. I remember I was trying my best not to get fired, much like the first time I slept with a woman.
>>341683758
I thought Lotus shut you in the freezer. When she suggested you and her team up and find the 9 door together, I became doubly suspicious of her.
>>341682864
kek
Junpei is a fucking /r9k/obot.
Did the game leak yet
>>341686767
it doesnt get old either
>>341687586
What did he mean by this?
I was busy imagining getting DP'd by herm Phi and Luna.
... what was the question, again?
>>341683235
Just because your porn is loaded with big black dicks doesn't mean that's the average. Those men are selected because they have penis sizes that are 1 in a thousand, not because all black men have penis sizes that are 1 in a thousand
>>341687586
Do we even know this is really him? There are a lot of imposter accounts on twitter
>>341688459
It's definitely him. He's always been a kidder.
>>341687756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H13dLQnLFfI
he's saying he didn't last long before exploding
>>341688459
https://twitter.com/uchikoshi_eng
is the only one i've ever seen. i've been following since he wrote about ze3 not happening, so i'm sure it's the real one
>>341687586
DOUJINS WHEN
>>341688459
>>341688737
https://twitter.com/Uchikoshi_Eng/status/743005238534234113
it's him all right.
>>341682339
He confused inches with centimeters. 18 centimeter is about 7 inches. Which is a respectable size, but not quite 12. If Sigma was packing 18 inches, then the joke ceases to make sense.
What was the Twitter of the guy playing ZTD and tweeting things like "I can't believe [REDACTED] happened"?
>>341689789
It's @[REDACTED]
>>341689789
@bluemaxima
>>341682339
>>341689003
He wasn't kidding
>>341689003
it makes perfect sense. sigma is the 18th letter of the greek alphabet
>>341686727
this is the kind of shit i told myself i'd avoid, i have no one but myself to blame now
>>341682871
And?
>>341690401
B R A V O U C H I K O S H I
>>341690401
Uchikoshi and his goddamn puns
>>341684380Dick Winkel
>>341690930
the OP is talking about dicks
please point out where the derail happened because I'm not seeing it
>>341691029
Thick Dickle.
>>341682339
Probably just mistook inches for centimeters.
The sentence "If you're a C cup, then I'm packing twelve inches!" doesn't make any sense if he's packing 18 inches.
>>341691398
>if Phi is a C
>implying that Phi is actually a B cup because AA = 3 inches, A = 6 inches, B = 9 inches, C = 12 inches
and then from there he just makes a shitpost pun about Sigma's name, Sigma as a numerical value, and bendy dicks
DIO DID 9/99
I think you all are really over analyzing this
>Haha man this game's pretty fucking coo--
>Clover ending
>>341682339
Speaking of which, someone should go make a breast comparison chart for the women.
>>341690401THAT AINT FALCO
>last night on twitter Uchikoshi was asking people to each him about internet memes
>>341683758
I thought that you, the player, were somehow the conduit between Junpei and some of the other timelines, able to feed him information and influence things without realizing it.and then I played Ever 17 afterwards and it didn't even occur to me to think that way again
>>341683235
HAHAHA BLACK CONSISTENT
>>341683235
>of course there are always outliers
>what matters is the bell curve distribution
It's like living in the Flopside
>>341683212
Or is it?
>>341686727
http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/4718-Zero-Time-Dilemma/BlueMaximaC099?order=date#content
In order for better context.
The 1st CQD ending happens during the Coincide fragment, I'm pretty sure.
>>341687586
the absolute madman
>>341683235
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax
>>341683235
remember kids
BBC=>TBB
Why in the world are you fags trying to find as many spoilers for this as you can before the game even comes out? Do you not even realize how precious a release it is?
>>341694717
>citing ED of all site as a legitimate source
Yeah, no. Also, the author sounds like an asspained tinydick fucboi.
>>341695409
I need this game now and I crave whatever morsels of info we can get. I tell myself the second real spoilers come out I'm out.
>>341695472
>author
>not authors
Also giving its equal opportunity riffing its more credible than tens of thousands other sources.
>>341682339
Wonder if grandpa Sigma is enjoying having that young dick again.
>nobody has made a 9 inches 9 persons 9 doors joke yet
These last 12 days are going to be fucking hell.
>>341696835
>Mira in some sort of pod
I-is she ok?
>>341683235
>.5 ml of semen has been deposited into your BLACKED account
>>341689789
He's hardly posting any tweets now, he couldn't contain his orgasm yesterday. Someone from Aksys probably told him to slow down on the comments.
>>341697845
>Someone from Aksys probably told him to slow down on the comments.
They did at least 3 times
Honestly he seems like an attention seeking faggot, he can't convey anything meaningful so why torture people like that unless you're plain sadistic
>>341682871
Unless he can fold it into a sigma shape, I don't care.
>>341682339
>9 inches
>9
Motherfucker, he is the chosen one!
>>341695472
Cite a medical study which shows BBC existing, instead of Congo niggers self-reporting.
>still no .cia
just
>>341690401
This is some kojima-tier shit.
>>341682339
>9x2=18
Fucking Americans I swear
>>341699870
>9x2!=18
fuck off commie
>>341682616
He's not based till junpei gets a happy ending.i-it's gonna happen right guys....right?
>it's real
Why is Uchikoshi the most based game dev of all time?
>>341697987
I mean, he did give away that the coin directly leads to the first named ending, so it's something.
Anyway, Sigma basically being Big Man is something I'm down for. Diana gets to grope his dick too, so she can confirm.
So ports of 1 and 2 games on PC when?
I don't want to start playing from 3rd game
>>341701714
They hinted they're coming so I'd imagine at least before the 3rd game comes out to get new players on board. Same thing Danganronpa is doing but on a more condensed time scale.
>>341701714
https://twitter.com/SpikeChunsoft_e/status/741167032591372289
PORN OF SIGMA'S 18 INCH DICK WHEN
>>341684717
>9 meter dick
Holy shit
>>341683235
>anamoly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA_xjBaXor0
>>341702093
Fucking Phi and her C cups?
I wish every creator gave us canon dick sizes.
>>341684623
ON THE EDGE
>>341683402
>9, then 18 inches
>9 + 18 = 27 = 2 +7 = 9
>9 + 1 + 8 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
Fuck Uchikoshi.
>>341683402
His 18 inches are the cure of radical-6.
IS THE GAME OUT YET?
>>341682339
>caring about the dick size of a cartoon character.
Never change, /v/
>>341707386
Yes, but in a different timeline.
>18 inches hard
>A boar's penis, which rotates rhythmically during copulation, is about 18 inches long, and ejaculates about a pint of semen
Sigma is literally a wild boar of sex
>>341687586
He gives off that same air of friendly and subtle self-depreciation, like Tak Fuiji. Some Elevens are alright.
>>341707804
/v/ is a magical place.
>>341701830
Despair girls port when?
What game is this?
Where do I place an order?
>>341708570
>Female pigs have an internal clitoris
>pigs reach climax for about 30 minutes
Pigs have surpassed humanity when it comes to sex at an evolutionary level.
>>341682339
>game credits include special thanks to Mike Matei for providing character inspiration.
>loved 999
>will get latest on steam
>cant play VLR cause dont have a vita nor 3ds and don't want to get either for one game
suffering
>>341711424
You don't think they'll port that one as well after 999? Heck, when they released Danganronpa, they released the second game too close to the first one.
>>341711424
You can try and emulae the 3ds version. Or search for the ineractive walkthrought.
>>341711617
I hope so, but i feel like it would be better to play VLR before the new one
>>341711648
checked it out already, sadly 3ds emulator isn't far along to emulate VLR yet.
CHECK
CIA
ANGEL
>tfw started the habit today of checking 3dsiso before coming to /v/ when I wake up
>>341712026
CIA
WHERE IS SHE
CIA IS MY ANGEL
>>341712619
Check 3dsAngel
>>341712026
oh fuck
So, in the secret ending of VLR, Akane says that Kyle's mind was sent to ?'s body in 2028. But she also said ?'s mind will be sent to 2028. Which body is Kyle's mind in? What about ?'s mind?
>>341717064
? will be "the camera"
He's the omnipotent viewer watching all three teams
Kyle is probably Q or Sigma or some shit
>>341717064
I don't even see how ? will have a body.Blick Winkeldidn't have a body inever17; it was like a free-reign camera in pause mode in a vidya so it could observe from different people's perspectives but otherwise, it was just ~there~
I feel like Uchikose's just... really happy to see how so many people in the west love his games.
It was the best whe he decided japan wasn't worth it and went for us. I respect him a lot for making that decision.
>>341683235
>MASA GOLDBERG DEY QUESTING MY BBC
What a lovable guy.
>>341717948
Too bad many people will explain it poorly.
>>341683212
Now I'm unhappy.
A cute trap with an 18 inch dick would have been so much better.
>>341712026
TITLEKEYS
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>341718461
Santa still exists.
>>341717159
Kyle's mind is in Mira's bodySeriously though he's probably just Q cause he can't remember shit, again
>>341718626
I don't really like the entire concept of Q. At least Kyle had a clear backstory established that he even knew about but
>in a locked mask
>"amnesia"
feels like such a copout.
>>341718704
But K had no backstory until you actually played the game. From the promotional material, he's the same as Q, someone with amnesia in a suit.
I'm sure Q will get fleshed out in the game too.
>>341718626
seems to easy, hes probly in the dog
>>341718764
Was K initially described as being amnesiac in a suit?
>>341682915
>K's favorite food
>Mooncake
oh shit
>>341718970
Oh fuck me my memory is getting poor. I don't even remember what ~triggered~ K into remembering shit.
>>341682339
Shit, I'd better rename this image.
>sigma's dick is half the diameter of my TV
>>341682339
I wonder if he meant centimeters instead of inches.
>>341719743
He meant exactly what he said.
>>341719743
He probably meant centimeters, but it's funnier this way. Especially for the girls.
WHERE'S THE LEAK IT'S BEEN 2 DAYS AURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP BULSHITTING ME
>>341682460
DO NOT SEXUALIZE PHI!
SHE IS CUTE!CUTE!but we really need more Alice porn
>>341682460
Megane Phi might be the first time I track this shit down and fap to it
>check japanese eshop
>see ZTD page
>can preload
fuck my life
it's getting leaked isn't it
>>341720473
>slowpoke.jpg
The question was when, not will.
I recently played through 999 and started Last Reward yesterday.
What I wanted to ask was (I dont want to get spoiled or anything):
Is there an easy way to cycle through the items like in 999? It is annoying that it seems I have to open the item screen everytime.
>>341720728
Nope.
>>341720803
Well. that is annoying. But thanks for the quick reply.
>>341683235
Only thing consistent about blacks is crime
>>341720892
Now get out of this thread seriously. VLR is amazing, so do not spoil yourself.
>>341720949
Or soil himself. Old people do that, y'know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhMZe4FvATI
NEW VIDEO
E
W
V
I
D
E
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>>341720728
K is jumpei, he comes out as gay at the end
>>341721003
Vita: https://youtu.be/9MOuFLxpLVo
PC: https://youtu.be/mZp-uatEL4I
Translation from
Zero: Life is unfair.
Zero: Don't you think so?
Zero: Just one snail can cause the destruction of the world.
Phi: The destruction of the world...?
Eric: Stop talking nonsense!
Mira: Who are you?
Zero: In time, you will know who I am.
Akane: Why are you doing this?
Zero: I'd like for you to join me in a game.
Carlos: A game?
Zero: A game that determines the lives of you, me, and the rest of humanity.
Sigma: Stop fooling around!
Zero: Now, let us begin.
Zero: There is a coin beneath my feet.
Zero: It is a coin painted red on one side, and blue on the other.
Zero: I'll have you guess which side is facing up.
Zero: However, you will once be able to guess once.
Junpei: Are you giving us something if we get it right?
Zero: I'll give you your freedom.
Zero: I promise to release all of you.
Diana: If we get it wrong?
Zero: Then you lose.
Zero: The game will continue until at least 6 of you are dead.
Carlos: What you say?
Eric: Let's go with blue.
Mira: It's red.
Eric: That's right, red.
Eric: It has to be red.
Phi: The odds are 1 out of 2.
Phi: It's the same no matter what we choose.
Diana: If that is the case, let's do a majority vote.
Akane: Wait a minute!
Akane: You all are not making any sense.
Sigma: Akane is right.
Sigma: Are you just going to obey this guy's order?
Zero: Carlos, what do you think?
Zero: You are the leader of all them here.
Zero: I will deem your decision to be representative of all the test subjects here.
Eric: What are you saying?
Diana: I'll let Carlos make the decision for me.
Mira: Carlos, it's red.
Junpei: It should be blue.
Phi: What would you choose, Carlos...
Carlos: I...
Akane: Don't do it, Carlos!
Sigma: Don't give him an answer him.
Zero: Now choose, Carlos.
Zero: You are 1 snail...
Zero: The fate of the world rests on your hands.
[What is the color of the coin?]
>>341721003
>Smug Junpei just sitting in the corner being smug
>>341720934
Only thing consistent about whites is racism
>>341721003
There are 3 new videos. The same scene on all three platforms.
3DS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhMZe4FvATI
Vita: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MOuFLxpLVo
Steam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZp-uatEL4I
Holy shit 3DS looks awful.
Vita looks decent, but a much lower resolution with more aliasing than the screenshots showed.
Steam looks beautiful.
>>341721003
Diana's eyebrows are a crime against nature.
>>341721121
>they pick the right answer
>they all leave
>rad-6 gets released and dooms the world
>this is the timeline you have to fix
gg uchi
>>341721121
>>341721003
Well obviously you're always going to pick the wrong answer, right?
Also, no new tracks yet.
LEAK WHEN?
>that non-existent lipsync
fuck
>>341721003
>>341721121
hmmm
interesting how at the end on both vita and 3ds there's a transition effect as the coins appear, but they just flash on steam
hope this is either video editing or an anomaly and not signs of a shit port
Nine Inches
Nine People
Nine Holes
>>341721481
Akane and Sigma know what's up and tell Carlos not to answer. Maybe you could let it time out?
>>341721121
>Don't give him an answer him
Dat Engrish
what the fuck is this color palate
>>341721767
ps1-era retro feel bro
>Vita version has shit framerate
fek
>>341721003
Did they do a remix of Chill and Rigor? It sounds different than the original version.
>>341721267
Seriously, why is he so damn smug?
>>341722283
Chill and Rigor isn't in that video.
But in VLR there was a remix of it.
>>341722364
My bad, I meant Trepidation.
ELEVEN DAYS
HELP
>>341721003
>>341721121
I bet you it literally doesn't matter what color you pick, it's always going to be wrong.
>>341722841
Obviously
>>341722737
You mean
ANY DAY
HELP
>>341722841
Like they've constantly been saying, everything that has chance in this game will have genuine chance. The russian roulette Sigma participates in will have a 50/50 chance of death. This coin will have a 50/50 chance too.
>>341722892
IF (DAYS_LEFT > 0)
HELP
>>341722927
Yeah but a 50% chance to just end the game right at the start?
>>341682871
Fake. Biggest cock be black.
>>341721268
not true, blacks are ten times more racist. hell, mexicans are more racist. you don't know how much they hate blacks.
if anything, whites are some of the least racist people in the world. and it's no wonder, whites are the descendants of atlanteans/'angels', called "neanderthal" by historic revisionists to further put the white man down, and their origins as well as ultimate destiny is the stars.
that's why jews racemixed with whites. they wanted that angelic dna to offset their demonic yahwic one.
Choose to believe me or not, your choice, mild spoilers ahead, I'm not going to spoil everything.At the start of the game they are all at the same place. After the 90 minutes when the medicine sets in I think you get there some fragments that they are all together and others that they are split up (different periods of time) I think. I was able to take off Q's helmet and Q is an entirely new character that you haven't actually met. But there is good reasoning for hiding Q's face. The character has been mentioned before in the previous game(s). I'm starting to think that Phi is Zero with maybe another outside character playing Zero for the times the groups aren't actually split up between time periods (if that's the case). Akane seems to know more than she lets onto, but I don't think it's her. I can't really go into why I think it might be Phi because that's spoiler territory with her backstory (no she isn't related to Sigma). I'm thinking there might be two Zeroes though, one on the inside, then one on the outside, Phi being the one on the inside. What I can say so far is you all are in for a wild ride. Easily my game of the year so far, the puzzles are much better this time around.
I'll stay up for another 15 minutes or so to answer questions, but then I need some sleep after playing for 10-15 hours so far.
>>341723307
Got any proof?
>>341721291
>>341721003
Don't wanna be that guy, but after watching these, the models and animation are bugging me more than they already did.
>>341723307
What happens after you choose a color for the coin?
>>341723249
>whites are the descendants of atlanteans/'angels', called "neanderthal" by historic revisionists to further put the white man down, and their origins as well as ultimate destiny is the stars.
What
>>341723357
I had to sign a NDA, I know that a few of the Aksys staff browse this site for these threads to see our theories, I'm not going to be stupid and post a photo taken from my phone that shows my geolocation, and from there they can figure out who I am. That's a no go. Sorry.
>>341723463
You'll have to find out. Without going into much spoilers you see which side it lands on :^)But really though, It's automatically wrong and you aren't released and you have to play the game. I've tried it many times, always is the opposite of what you pick.
>>341723067
But it won't be the true ending
They'll just get out, and they wouldn't have done fucking nothing
>>341723487
you never heard of the nordic aliens? they are the original atlanteans who landed on annunaki-enslaved earth to spread their glorious seed and turn humanity from servile slaves into conquerors who aren't afraid of anything and spit their masters and gods in the face.
>>341723775
>I'm not going to be stupid and post a photo taken from my phone that shows my geolocation, and from there they can figure out who I am. That's a no go. Sorry.
you fucking serious?
this is the best you could come up with?
>>341723775
Whew, that's a relief!Now I know for sure that you're lying :^)
>>341723973
Hmm. Don't like the oversaturation on Vita. I imagine that on the OLED screen it's only going to look even moreso.
3DS is a fucking joke though, looks like fucking clay.
Will the EU version be available on psn day 1 or am i really fucked?
>>341722927
Your logic is potentially faulty, a fixed coin flip has no chance, and thus has no genuine chance. A Gun with six bullets or a weighted cylinder has no chance of anything but a death. Proffering the illusion of hope outside the game of fixed outcomes is almost as cruel as the situation the scooby doo mystery gang find themselves in.
If you think such pedantry has no place anywhere except these fucking games: you are completely right.
>>341721121
>Eric: Let's go with blue.
>Mira: It's red.
>Eric: That's right, red.
>Eric: It has to be red.
Fucking Eric.
>>341723973
>>341724382
>>341721291
The 3DS version has the best art direction by far. You can tell it's the original version, and the Vita/PC port just has a bunch of tasteless shaders tacked onto it.
The lighting is more atmospheric on 3DS as well. It's simply the superior version.
>>341709323
the dev that ported 1 and 2 isn't doing it, so i imagine it'll be ported by spike chunsoft when they have more time on their hands
but not anytime soon, anyone that wants to play it should find a cheap vita TV
>>341721003
>>341721121
>those framedrops on 3DS and Vita when Zero twists his hand before flipping the coin
PC it is.
>>341724672
Nice
Well that's all folks, I'll probably finish the game tomorrow or Saturday. I'll answer more tomorrow.
>>341724723
Don't come back without proof.
>>341721481
While this is super worrying, VLR was still using 999 tracks during the release of the demo, so... There's a chance. Trepidation remix is pretty neat, though.
>tfw PC get no watch pre-order bonus
>>341724382
Leaving graphics aside, what does PC have that 3DS/Vita don't?
I was guessing 3DS would have better controls because of the touch-based puzzles, but since it's coming to PC day-1 it shouldn't have those, right? Or they're just planning for us to use a mouse and keyboard instead of a controller?
>>341724864
It's definitely going to have reused music. The game is done, Uchi had a completion part about a week back.
I couldn't care less. VLR's OST is great, the "mini-ost" for ZTD has 12 new tracks, so it has at least 12 new songs.
>>341724907
They get the OST and the artbook, though. I mean, not great, but it's something.
I'm honestly considering canceling my watch 3DS order now and keeping my Vita watch edition while buying it on PC. I mean, they might sell the watches later, right?
Who /all three watches/ here?
>>341724927
PC gets soundtrack and digital artbook
>>341724927
>what does PC have that 3DS/Vita don't?
A stable framerate
>>341724991
A stable framerate for a game that's basically a visual novel doesn't really sound that appealing.
>>341724723
>having the game
>not leaking the files
kill yourself and never come back
>>341724956
Well, at the very least, every puzzle room has new music. That + decision music + main theme / ending theme is at least a decent amount of songs.
>>341724927
PC has controller support.
>>341725019
>visual novel
Stop this meme. The game has fucking dozens of hours of cutscenes. Framerate is gonna make a difference. Especially when it's stuttering on Vita/3DS just from showing a tiny coin.
>>341705163
>thinking that 9 multiplied by anything still having a digital root of 9 is surprising in the least
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>341725081
>Framerate is gonna make a difference.
Graphics LITERALLY don't matter in anything that's not an action game. The 3DS version just "feels right" compared to playing a Nintendo game on the PC.
>>341718704
>>341718764
>>341718970
I'm more interested in the apparent twist - who is the CHILD that Kyle's conscience is inhabiting?
>>341682460
Thisbut replace Phi with Sigma
>>341725192
epic falseflag, bro
>>341725192
>The 3DS version just "feels right" compared to playing a Nintendo game on the PC.
Oh you are baiting. Well, carry on.
Best game of the year by far, will leak it in an hour.
>>341717948
LIAR
ZTD IS ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KEK
heh
>>341725560
It's over.
Jump timeline now.
>>341723775
>I'm afraid to enable/disable geotagging on my phone, I am incapable of scrubbing exif data, or, in any way or form, OPEN PAINT AND EDIT IT A LITTLE
ding ding ding, retard alert.
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>>341725728
>Vita & Steam have great visual parity showing that care was put into them
>3DS looks almost like a different game and complete dogshit
cannot believe nintendo genuinely are still selling a system with a 240p display in 2016
>>341725029
>12 days till release
>no i want it nooow! leak the files! i demand them!
>gib filz plz or i report u.
this level of ego and entitlement.
>>341726029
The frame rate on the Vita version also seems to be shitty though like in the coin clip, god knows how much worse it gets. What the hell happened with this game? Was the budget just not entirely there?
>>341726439
Oh god, it's gonna turn out so shit we would've preferred it stay cancelled.
>>341726439
It's a miracle the game was developed in the first place
>>341725728
Christ, and i was thinking of buying it on the 3ds
>>341726439
VLR had a shit framerate on Vita too. It's clearly the hardware.
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>>341726506
>framerate drops on a vita title
>what happened it will be so shit lol
have you ever used a vita
>>341726585
But it didn't?
>>341726568
Just buy it on the 3DS and pirate the Steam version.
>>341726721
Try playing it again. It was sluggish as fuck. Just watch the cursor move around in the escape rooms. I doubt the game ever goes over 20fps.
>>341725728
why is carlos so handsome
>>341726785
Yeah, I just finished a VLR replaythrough on the Vita after playing it on the 3DS the first time around, and that was definitely noticeable.
>>341723906
so what were the not-nordic humans doing before they came?
just fucking around?
>>341683235
Going all out with the bait huh
>>341721121
>Q has no dialogue the entire scene
>Because he's just a stand in dummy for it and is really inside the Zero suit
FUCK
>>341705163
Good kek 10/10
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>>341721121
Holy FUCK that animation is a lot worse than I thought. And this is coming from a guy who defended it when the trailer released.
>everyone standing COMPLETELY still in the beginning
I spat out my juice laughing
>>341727113
another possibility just struck my mind.what if the body is a GAUL-M, the cranium houses a real brain, but can be shut off remotely?
>>341727370
Sigma looks constipated and Junpei is 2cool4skool.
