>be go-karting
>drive by and see this
>what do
Another quality thread by a mobile poster. wow what a shocker
>I'm a Christian and I'm proud of it! Copy and paste into your sig if you are too.
>>341667835
jump out of the video game
>>341667908
You certainly aren't one to talk.
>>341667835
Brace for impact
>>341667835
Give her my shroom.
>>341667908
You shouldn't make jokes about God and christianity like that
HIGH
IMPACT
Why do her butt cheeks look so far apart
>>341667835
get banned on /v/
>>341667908
Even worse, an iPhone user. Those poor fucks don't even have webm support.
Like holy shit.
>>341667835
Steer her off course and throw her off her kart then violently rape her.
I snipe her with a green shell and get my coop partner to punch her off the cliff as we pass
>>341667835
"ayy bb, can i ride u?"
>>341668891
>co-op player
Double Dash sux.
>>341669109
Say that again and see what happens
>>341667835
>Tfw stuck on phone
Imagine I posted a "high impact sexual violence" image
>>341668563
So i could shove my tongue in there easier, what do you think faggot?
>>341667835
Ignore it, God will punish her for her lack of modesty
>>341672709
There's nothing immoral about being nude.
>>341669109
I don't see why we cant have single-kart mode and double-kart mode
I understand it shouldn't be the main feature of a game, but it should atleast be a mode.
I even think the WiiU would make it work better, by having the backseat player be over-the-shoulder view and have items designed around this mode.
>>341672849
God demands that we dress with modesty
>>341667835
>>341668589
god damn. you just reminded me how i had no internet for over a month and had to use my moms iphone.
>>341672946
Yeah as punishment for taking the fruit of knowledge.
God can get fucked though.
>>341667835
ejaculate uncontrollably
>>341674579
How many fedoras do you own?
>>341674718
Not him, but you aren't actually serious, are you?
>>341672913
>guy in the back can literally snipe people with greenshells using the gamepad to aim
sounds cool as fuck, rewards people for having good aim.