LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
I CAN'T TAKE PITY ON MEN OF THIS KINDEVEN THOUGH HE NOW TAKES IT IN THE BEHIND
Still not up.
WAKE ME UP
>>341667058
isnt there supposed to be one more show tonight?
hopefully its not as complete horseshit as last night
>>341667945
staff impressions right now and then casual chat with gaming people later on
>>341667945
There will be. Surprised they haven't gotten Andrew House or that other guy for Sony yet
>>341667945
Last night was okay, until patrick and his shitter friends came on and ruined seeing mary's thighs.
>>341668069
literally the only good segment was phil spencer and jenga
>>341667058
>last day is premium only
holy fuck, how jewish can you be
>>341667945
Phil Spencer was pretty chill and has some actual worth while discussion, but yeah, the rest kinda devolved into annoying guests.
>>341667058
Who is that Sultan of Semen in blue?
vinny's a good dad
>tfw he suffers walker/navarro exchanging looks every day for his kid's sake
>>341668146
no it's not
>>341667058
I think you're paid to make threads about Giant Bomb.
>>341668146
Even if it is there'll be a direct link posted.
Dish of the Day when?
/v/ predict how many nu-males will be on the show tonight
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday03_1_1400@46333
Are we gonna see next year of Dave Lang and John Vignocchi shenanigans?
that phil spencer interview last night was pretty based
that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
>>341669156
>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
numale detected
>>341669156
>that one dude who had a bug in his nose was cool too
I really hope you're joking.
>>341669221
i'm a woman but thanks.
![gbe32016liveshowday02_1_700@46333_snapshot_00.00.24_[2016.06.16_02.35.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jsg0KEy.jpg "gbe32016liveshowday02_1_700@46333_snapshot_00.00.24_[2016.06.16_02.35.50].jpg")
mfw last night's show
This song sounds familiar what is it?
>>341669747
same royalty free music that plays before all their streams
>>341668043
Adam Boyes is on tonight I think if his Twitter is any indication.
Last night he responded to Dan's tweet about the Sony show being mediocre with something like "Gee thanks dude! Can't wait to talk to you tomorrow!"
Then again it's apparently Dan's birthday too so it's possible that's what he was referring to.
>>341669347
Don't remind me.
>>341668069
>patrick and his shitter friends
Hey man Patrick and Chris Plante were terrible but Griffin McElroy is a fucking saint.
>yfw langzone
>>341670040
Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
no thanks
>>341670040
I thought Plante was done with game coverage and moved onto shaming rocket scientists for the clothes they wear. Why's he here?
I miss when they only had three songs they'd loop for an hour and a half during intermission. Lockdown, MALT MILK SHAKE, and some generic electronic song that I swear I heard on a Sega Channel menu back in the day.
There is literally nothing wrong with being Patrick.
So what happened last night? I stopped after Phil Spencer left? Shit got bad?
I missed last night. I heard Xavier Woods was on though.
>>341670040
Patrick had an actually entertaining story to share, Plante and McElroy went on and on about the most boring shit.
Like 30 minutes about sticking amiibos in his mouth? What the fuck.
>>341670370
There was sick ass Jenga game played by Tim Schafer and another Double Fine dev. Everything else was meh until a bunch of other journos came on to close the night and it got worse and worse.
>>341670370
tim schafer
patrick
polygon employess
>>341670512
Yeah that was a good segment
>>341669347
>>341669975
what happened? i missed it and was gonna catch up on it after tonight's show
who's this nigga
>>341670370
First segment was good.
Last segment was awful.
The rest was alright.
Jeff Bakalar confirmed
>>341670370
jenga kill screen
>>341670229
He covers games and other shit for The Verge (Polygon's sister site) unfortunately so he's still got an "in"
I feel like he's another case like Arthur Gies where a couple years ago he was totally fine and then suddenly he decided to sip way too much of the Kool-Aid and became terrible.
>>341670140
>Griffin "e3 glorifies gun culture" McElroy
Did I miss something?
I know Plante wrote that awful Verge article and Justin was sort of poking into that same territory too, but I didn't see Griffin say anything remotely close to that outside of the gun control tweets which didn't bring E3/games into the conversation as far as I saw.
>austin
<_<
DREWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's Jeff from the GBEast podcast? That is the most Canadian looking motherfucker I've ever seen.
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION FOR YOU
is the google doc dead
>>341671167
new jersey, actually
>>341669262
He was drunk and funny.
Can Brad end a sentence properly
Why are people watching this?
Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
I know that one guy was literally fucking pissed, like you could see it on his face, and when the one guy laughed at "Coon" he was like "YES THAT'S HIS NAME", and then he was just silent.
>>341670674
Nothing. Last night was great, and /v/ got unreasonably triggered by Polygon writers.
>tfw you wish it was just Jeff, Brad, Dan and Vinny
>>341671776
none of that happened
I can't believe Dan doesn't know about Warhammer 40k, it's quintessential Dan-core alongside shitty dadrock and amiibos
is this the last day or is there a day4?
>>341671776
Anon this is some of the most pathetic hearsay I've ever seen in my life. You can actually go back and watch the archive to see that what you said is blowing it out of proportion like a mother fucker.
Calm down.
i remember on the bombcast there was some secret amazing guest they got, it may have been a joke... if not, who was it? or who is it
this lighting makes it look like austin painted his forearms darker
>tfw seeing Patrick on the occasional yearly stream isn't so bad
>>341671675
Brad can't properly anything
>>341671776
>some people disagreed with me over a five minute segment, so you should NEVER WATCH THEM AGAIN!
Nah. Giant Bomb is still great.
>>341671978
peter stormare. he dropped out
not joking
>>341671926
last day
>>341669262
That whole thing was beautifully bizarre.
>TAU
>SPACE COMMUNIST
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341671776
>Didn't the entire Giant Bomb group watching Ubisoft's presentation get really fucking triggered when "The Coon" came up.
One of them gave a "really?" look at another one of the guys when "The Coon" was mentioned
that's it
>no one likes nier automata
I guess it's not playable but still, it seems weird that none of them like the gameplay shown.
>>341672150
tau are shitheads that only weeaboos like
>>341672081
oh man. that fucking sucks, it would have been crazy. he was supposed to be at e3 for what reason though? until dawn has been and gone
>>341672326
none of them like nier and dont like character action games
>>341672347
He's probably just in LA.
>>341671776
Brad was the only one who laughed, and he only laughed when the initial trailer cut to the South Park stuff.
Halfway through they were all saying that it was uncomfortable and not funny.
Alex was the worst of the lot though, since he loudly proclaimed that the most recent season wasn't good when PC Principal showed up.
>>341672240
Mmm.. so you're saying that /v/ exaggerated and blew things up waaayy outta proportion?
Shocking.
Is Austin meant to be their token black person?
He's barely tan.
>>341672347
no clue. maybe he's just in the LA area? Alex revealed it on the e3 drive on Saturday
>jeff bakalar is on a stream for the first time
>he's a fucking cutie
I know there was a reason i was reason i was warming up on him so much. He's my second favorite on giantbeastcast after vinny.
>>341672493
He's meant to be the news writer...
>>341672521
>having a bald fetish
The cutest GB boy will always beDave.___
>freakers
Days Gone seems like such a shit game.
>>341672654
shitty and generic
>>341672654
dude
ZOMBIES LMAO
They use the word "zombie" in The Walking Dead comic all the fucking time.
>>341670040
Griffin, right alongside Patrick, was disparaging people for looking at Cidney in the Final Fantasy XV VR demo, which is half its point. Hell, Griffin was even the one who started it.
>>341672385
I guess Bayonetta and MGR aren't character action games.
It's a stupid word but you can't really call them zombies. They eat, they drink, they sleep and they go down without having to shoot them in the head
>>341672620
what are you talking about? Jeff B has a full head of hair
unless you're talking about vinny in which caseyou're dumb if he's not your #1 pick, regardless of hair
Is Jeff married?
>>341672878
none of them like those
>Austin trying to be black
>Jeff trying to pick it up, but he knows it's forced
>>341672875
Come on. If you can't laugh at men in a room full of people ridiculously ogling some CG bitch in VR, you don't have a soul.
>>341673052
Yeah
>>341672385
>they don't like Nier so they don't like character action games
>Brad didn't like DMC and DmC
>Jason doesn't like all of Platinum's shit
>Jeff didn't like MGR
>just because they don't like Nier
Austin needs to get some clothes that have a fit to them, he just look amorphous on the couch.
>>341673052
Backalar or Gerstmann? Both are but Jeff B is married with a kid
>>341673023
I'm saying Jeff Bakalar is balding in the back, son
>>341672424
>>341672507
ah, guess he could be. with until dawn they'd have an agenda to be talking about too i guess
>>341673069
I'll laugh at it, I won't berate them for it like they did.
>>341673224
That's because he's a fat blob
>>341672875
The funny part is when you imagine a line of people waiting in line watching the guy do that and then going up doing exactly the same damn thing.
Come on man, I would be all over that shit in my own privacy but I wouldn't pull that in a crowd.
This would be perfect if Austin left and Vinny came in.
>>341673059
>Anon pretending a black guy isn't black
>Anon pretending he can read Jeff Gerstmann's mind
>>341673292
I know but even so some clothes that actually fit make quite a difference
>another couch full of nu males complaining about white men while talking with a lisp and looking like a total cuck
>>341673341
it'd be cool if Brad and Dan left too
oh and Ryan came back from the dead and saved GB from its downward spiral
>>341673276
Did they berate them?
They basically said what was going on was silly as fuck to do in public.
Austin shut the fuck up and let people talk
>austin getting triggered by fucking mario
jesus commit suicide already
>>341672875
Anon if they hadn't said anything about it I 100% guarantee you would see those videos show up in /v/ cringe threads and shit like that.
Everyone's free to do their own thing but it doesn't mean it isn't fucking weird, especially in such a public venue.
>>341673276
>I won't berate them for it like they did.
Did you even watch the segment where they were talking about it?
All they said was "Haha I bet you someone will be trying to do that, let's watch people do the demo to see who does" and then described some times when they saw people do it.
They didn't name names and no one was screaming "SEXIST SEXIST RAPE RAPE RAPE CULTURE BAN ALL VIDEOGAMES" yet if you hadn't seen the segment you'd think they did given how assblasted some people here are about it.
>>341672620
agreed
>>341673368
>walking liberal arts stereotype
>finds basically everything problematic
YO BRO CHECK ME OUT, I LOVE WHEN TYLER THE CREATOR CALLS EVERYONE A FAGGOT CAUSE IM HARDCORE LIKE THAT
>Jeff quickly throws down some half-hearted rap noises to catch his flail
seems pretty obvi to me senpai
>>341673481
brad is a non entity he's fine. someone to make of.
dan definitely needs to fuck off. as obnoxious as patrick was and austin is but in a totally different way, totally unfunny. i want to fucking stab him
Is this seriously a Mario game?
>>341673052
Bakalar has been married for a while I think and has a kid, Gerstmann got married a couple months ago. Pretty sure he mentioned it on one of the podcasts.
>>341673698
>i want to fucking stab him
you sound triggered, friend
>>341673559
He was joking
>>341673069
>>341673296
>>341673585
It was funny note when Griffin started the story, yes, but when Patrick began chiming in, it turned into holier-than-how finger-wagging that Griffin was at least partially complacent in.
In any case, Griffin was still at the center of the Amiibo-in-mouth shit show that dominated the later part of the segment.
>>341673806
sure thing patrick
>>341673813
>holier-than-how
>how
>>341673775
He's got a black ring on his left hand senpai - fucker's taken, till death does he part
>>341673801
you bet i am
>>341673502
>>341673585
I'll find it after the segment. The tone was that of disgust more than anything.
>>341673806
you sad dumb faggot
>>341674101
Did you reply to the wrong person by mistake? Cause I literally just said both of them are married.
>austin triggered by detroit
>>341674101
>I wanna like David Cage
Nobody wants to like David Cage. Those that do consider themselves cursed
#frenchshaming
>>341670803
Xavier Woods was pretty ace.
Also everybody mocking Patrick's job situation made me happy. I hope his new house gets repossesed
https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/743481681789620224
YO DID YOU SEE EX MACHINA
>>341674256
Nah man, you just sounded unsure is all, I was easing your conscience
>>341673125
Uh Brad reviewed DmC and gave it 5 stars
>>341671167
Dude looks like Sami Zayn
QUESTION FOR /v/:
Did Detroit get made because they (David Cage) misinterpreted people liking Norman Jayden in Heavy Rain
>E3 2011
>They're in some shitty house
>Staying up late getting drunk and chatting about WiiU, Vita, and other shit from that year
>I'm a freshman in college
>Hardest final of my entire life was earlier that morning
>Stayed up all night studying for it
>Fuckin nail it
>Sit back in my empty dorm room and watch the late night GB stream
>Ryan is alive
>All is well
>E3 2016
>Like 3 games announced
>Boring fucking guests
>Working 3 jobs and a full-time grad student
>Ryan is dead
>E3 is dying
What happened,
adam boyes is coming on the show tonight?
>>341673059
Jeff is way blacker than Austin
>>341674536
I know, I was making a >contradiction post
>>341674414
I hate that faggot, got a good laugh from jeff's joke
>>341673850
>>341674246
You both are so triggered by any talk of race that you can't tell the difference between goofing around about weird plot details in the new Mario and intentional commentary
Anyone wanna post screencaps of Ryan tweets?
>>341668069
Pics?
So this happened today.;______;
>>341673417
When you are that fat, just start wearing muu-muus or a tarp. You obviously have no self respect
>tfw every time someone says Phil Spencer I think they're talking about Phil Spector and some cool shit is about to get announced
fuck you Phil Spencer
this is so fucking boring
>>341674863
>>341674891
>deleting a dead man's twitter
WTF
>>341667058
I ignored them during E3, what did they think of Zelda?
>>341674891
It has passed.
>>341674891
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
>>341674891
kill me
>>341674414
>>341674838
He still has a job where he plays video games for a living, and Kotaku will continue to live on because it gets an absurd number of hits.
>>341674891
So has anyone grabbed the name yet?
>>341674891
>>341674972
>>341675012
>>341675037
Keeping a dead man's twitter around for years is more strange than deleting it when he died. It's time. RIP Ryan.
>>341674891
Did his wife delete it or something?
>>341674863
>>341674891
>>341674748
life, senpai. life happened
>>341674891
>>341675134
All those tweets, lost to time. Like tears in the rain.
Ryan has finally died.
Best burn
>>341675306
>His last game was fist puncher
>>341675218
I don't even play videogames anymore, anon-san.
>>341674891
At least his site is still up
http://cocainemountain.com/
Also the legacy of his site that counted down until Natalie Portman turned 18
>>341674863
>>341674891
someone post this in the gb chat
>>341674974
Bump.
I know these guys dislike Nintendo and really wanted to know their reaction.
>>341675448
I spend more time reading about them and on /v/ desu. was really hoping persona5 would come out soon
>>341675378
>rorie being an awkward faggot or forced to do menial labor on camera
Why is Rorie such a beta? I kinda like the guy too.
>>341675567
Eric Pope tweeted it, that's where the image came from, so just link that. A lot of people in their circle chimed in, including Brad. Difficult to read,
>>341674974
>>341675626
They don't dislike Nintendo at all.
They think Zelda looks really promising too.
>>341671776
noone got triggered
that cartoon is garabge
>>341673424
That's when I decided Giant Bomb has "jumped the shark".
Did the stream get kerploded?
>>341675378
based fatman
>>341674845
k faggot, what ever you say
>yfw patrick rejoins giant bomb and goes to new york
>day 2
lazy
>>341675378
he was too good for this world
>>341676006
that's yesterdays stream you dip
it says "off air" for a reason
dip
>>341675636
>>341675448
Sounds like you two need to drop GB and go watch EZA. They reinvigorated my love for video games and it feels great. Call me a shill if you want but watching GB only increasess your cynicism towards the industry.
>>341674891
F
>>341676089
>easy cucks shill
fuck off, your shit site will get shut down again soon enough
>>341676082
brb killing myself
Steve Gaynor. Get ready to be triggered
>>341676276
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE ALL THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>341676089
>mfw an EZA kiddie tries to sell me on his fanboy podcast
EZA is like listening to 10th grade band nerds at a sleepover talk about video games. I don't need that shit in my life.
>>341676089
I think I saw a vid of them talking about FF15? one of the guys came off as a complete normie bro, and some beta faggot.
At least Jeff is still based
>yfw Lockdown
>>341676276
literally who cares
>1/4 or 5 guests will ruin a show
>>341676365
classic overreaction lmao
>>341676276
>>341676365
Steve Gaynor is cute, and I love that he triggers /v/ so much.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016liveshowday03_1_1400@46333
I WANT MARRY TO FUCKING SNIFF ME THEN HIT ON ME
>Alex stuffing his face already
>>341676558
I want Dave Snider to hug me and then hit on me
>>341675848
They thought it was "promising", so that's another way of saying they didn't really care for it.
What was the name of that guy from Atlas yesterday?
>>341675306
>3 years
>>341676526
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Something tells me this is the indie segment.
>>341676640
That sounds like some extreme cynicism on your part.
that part with cliffyB, Greg and the WWE nigga was pretty fukng kekfull.
>>341676686
Tipsy John Hardin
>>341668751
dude, Phil Spencer is old as fuck
thought he was late, 30's, early 40's
The fuck is this pan flute bullshit?
Haw, they disabled the YouTube chat now cause GB mods have no influence there
>>341676756
I'm just trying to imagine their reaction.
I bet someone said at least once:
>female link might still be in
>Durability sucks
>stamina meter sucks
>>341676830
ska
>>341676725
Why are you triggered anon?
Just because I'd fuck Steve Gaynor up the ass and suck his cock.
>>341673057
lol wut
HOOK
GRAPPLE
SKA
YOUTUBE.COM/KINDAFUNNYGAMES
UP UP DOWN DOWN
NUKE.COM
>>341676896
there was a youtube chat?
When a gamerz grill detects the presence of a much hotter g@merz grillz.
>>341677095
>forgetting videogames.com
>>341676896
Youtube chat is always dogshit.
>>341677182
>huge belly
>flabby legs
>no tits
Reminder that this happened.
>>341677256
you could describe both of them the same way
>>341677226
Dogshit is better than Giant Bomb chat
>>341675186
>that obvious shop of jeff's face
come on now
>>341677336
mary doesnt have a belly
>>341676202
>>341676426
>>341676435
enjoy sjw bomb , lads
stay cucked
>>341677182
she looks like some porn star
>>341674891
Is his soul finally at peace?
>>341677524
What flavor of pornography would she star in?
>>341677717
i think milf
>>341677717
shemale
>>341677717
BBC
>>341677182
fuck danny :^)
holy shit they really brought out the qts 2 night
>Soha
Oh god no please just fuck off. Please turn the stream off and call it a night if she's actually going to be a guest.
>>341676903
>Durability sucks
>stamina meter sucks
They'd be right.
>>341677919
literally who
>>341677919
Who?
hungry brad
>>341677919
Ah the diversity manager at Riot?
>>341675764
he's sharing food with some lady in the back now.
is this a remix of the remove kebab music?
>>341677981
>>341678015
>>341678153
She's the "Diversity and Inclusion Manager" at Riot Games (LoL devs), whatever the fuck that even means.
I couldn't point you to any specific examples off the top of my head but in the past she's said some really fucking dumb shit on Twitter prior to being at Riot which is why I recognized the name.
Someone mentioned her in the GB chat and I checked her Twitter and she's apparently going to be on. I THINK that's her in the corner on stream right now, could be wrong though.
>>341677863
He became a lot more like this when he started dating his fiancee
>>341678153
>diversity manager
Is this a thing now?
>groovin to royalty free music
>>341677919
I'm hoping dave lang shows up on the final panel. I'm going all night.
>>341678258
What does gb have to invite the most sjw people for these things?
>>341678359
because alex chose the guests
FUCK NO
>it's a SJW safe-space episode
