>tfw you reached the age of people you play in video games
How the fuck is he 27 here?
>>341660026
>mfw I'm35
Why can't I leave this place?
>>341661320
A-anon...
how is your life? I'm 25 and I feel trapped in a loop. It gets better, r-right?
>>341661437
I have a career and family yet I'll be in the office or taking the kids out for pizza while shitposting on my phone.
>>341661437
I just turned 21 yesterday. I fear this is it. At least I have a hot gf, that's all that matters, right a-anon?
>tfw you are older than the characters in your autistic cartoons
I know it's not the right board, but still. I can't even watch them anymore without feeling awkward.
>>341661437
>It gets better, r-right?
/v/ will probably the last place you browse before you die of old age
>>341660026
27 reporting in.
>turning 23 this year
>>341661902
I swear to god if the last post I ever see consists solely of the word "kek" I will flip my ethereal shot
>>341660026
>finish high school
>take year off
>come back & complete PhD in 8 years
>hired immediately
Voila.
>>341661437
29 here. wife kids career house mortgage, all that shit
it doesnt really get better, but it gets more enjoyable at least. the more you make peace with the SSDD nature of life the more you can relax and appreciate the little things
>>341662709
>SSDD
?
>JC Denton is supposed to be 23
>>341662940
same shit different day
>tfw turned 27 yesterday
>tfw my goatee isnt that thick and lustrous and my hair is thinning
>>341661437
It's all pointless anyway- dust in the wind nigga.
In 200 years we'll have run out of exploitable energy sources & some elementsheliumwill be on strict rationing.
If we survive the resource wars, we can look forward to a slow-burn to extinction, and gambling all our hopes on thousand-year-voyage 'seed' ships.
And if we survive that, entropy is still inescapable in this universe.
Everything is doomed.
>>341663037
Fuck, I'd've pegged him at 28-31.
>>341663271
>>341660026
Gordon Freeman from Half-Life is not real
33 here, no job, no family and I still live with my parents.
Is it normal?
>>341663271
>realizing there are billions of galaxies
>the closest one is Andromeda 1 million light years away
>even if we have warp ftl light travel it would take hundreds of eons to get there
>>341663923
Have you at least lost your virginity?
>>341663923
>no family
>live with parents
Okaydokey
>>341663271
it really made me feel like shit for at least half a day when i learned about entropy and the continuous expansion of the universe.
>21
gordon is only 6 years older than me?
>>341664217
i'm adopted.
>>341663271
>In 200 years we'll have run out of exploitable energy sources
I haven't looked this up in a while, but I recall the figure of how long our uranium sources will last with breeder reactors being somewhere around 10000 years.
>>341664216
Legend says that If you're a virgin after turning 30, you'll become a wizard.
>>341664449
>doesn't call the people that raised him family
in case you're serious, you're an asshole.
>>341664216
>tfw 25 year old virgin
it's not habbening
>>341663923
Some dude lives across the street where I live. He's fat and like 40 years old, and he fucking still lives with his mom who is even fatter. He recently landed a job as sewage worker.
Whenever I get fed up with uni work I just have to remember I don't want to end up as that guy, and bam, i'm back in business.
>>341664216
>33 years old
>no job
>no place of your own
if you're in that situation getting pussy should be the last thing on your mind
>this thread
normies literally gtfo, not even ironically please
27, finishing up bachelor's now because i used to be a NEET with social anxiety, literally handholdless virgin, live in my grandmas basement.
It will get better after i get my degree... Right anon? ..Right?
>>341664507
>he believes the breeder shills' estimates
>>341665679
I lost mine at 26.
You might make it.
>>341667873
No.
It'll get better after you get a job & some cash in your pocket.
A bachelor's doesn't guarentee a job.
>>341667873
>It will get better after i get my degree
No, after your master's degree...no wait, after your phd, no... i think after your shitty, underpaid internship... you did make sure to network, right?
>>341661607
I want your life
>>341661320
30 here. Thanks for posting this. I feel slightly better now.
>>341663271
ouch
>>341668440
Actually I'll have 4 years of experience in my field when i graduate. I'll be fine. I don't know about finding a wife or friends though. Seems Impossible
>29
>no job
>kissless virgin
>i have access to a car most of the time, but it's not mine
>live with parents
>no degree
I wish to die
all i ever do is work on my enormous anime/vidya/book/movie backlogs
and I even barely do that I just sit here on /v/ for every waking hour
I have about 7 grand in the bank, idk what I am going to do when it runs out
>>341668440
>networking
What does this even mean?
>>341669504
Have you tried working somewhere or do you not wanna work
>>341669504
Make a plan nigga.
Small, achievable goals with timeframes- (days, weeks, and maybe a couple monthers. set dates).
>>341669597
it means when you meet people you get their contact information just incase they can be useful somehow
>>341669950
That seems kinda sociopathic.
Does joining & participating in a popular forum used by professionals in your field count as 'networking'?Are we meme networkers?
>27
>literally work as a security guard in new mexico
If I move down to Los Alamos I'll just become Barney Calhoun
>>341669760
I have but I can't find anything substantial
after a while I just kind of stopped looking for jobs
i need to get my own car
>>341666890
You'd be surprised though how that's still number 1 or 2 on their priority list
I almost feel bad. Sex literally becomes another thing you take for granted once you finally have it on the reg
Not saying it's not good but people need to stop thinking it's everything
>>341669597
acting nice and like a normie to people of importance in your field so they can help you get a job.
What the fuck is a 'degree' anyway? I hear Americans saying it all the time. I imagine its something you get at the end of college, or 'uni' as some of you faggots call it.
>>341663923
My own clone.
I do have a job though, albeit a shitty one.
>>341670715
you've never heard of a college degree anon?
where are you from?
and what to you call it?
>>341670985
UK
And I don't know what they call it I cant stand listening to faggots talk about college
>>341671181
>t. mad wagecuck
>>341670715
It's something that claims you aren't a retard.
>>341660026
>I never got a PhD in theoretical physics
>>341671452
It claims that you wasted your time and money for a piece of paper that will get you nothing except maybe a shitty job
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x3BDSA6.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>341671529
>I got a theoretical degree in physics
>>341671353
Because going to college will prevent you from ever being a 'wagecuck'
>>341670715
>>341671181
You must be retarded if you don't know what a degree is. Living in the UK is no excuse because they call it the same thing there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_degree
>>341672079
I really don't fucking care what it is you obnoxious American cunt
>19
>Been here for like 5 years
>Never got called out for being underage
Even posted my dick once lol
But if 19 pretty much every other jrpg protag
>>341672280
lol
what brand of trolling is this?
everyone has heard of going to college to get a degree that makes it easier to get a good job
>>341671875
>Because going to college will prevent you from ever being a 'wagecuck'
depends on the field you're studying. with a med of stem degree it's highly unlikely you'll ever end up in a low paying job.
>tfw you realize that because you're an only child at wizard status,your family name will die with you
>>341672280
anon, as he already stated, whenever people start talking about college things he just blacks out because he hates college
>>341662051
>tfw
Will we ever see him again?
>>341672462
he's just bitter because he can't get an UNI DEGREE
>>341672376
I'll call you underage now so you don't feel so left out kid.
>>341663037
I turn 23 in 2 months.
H E L P
>>341672376
Statute of limitations, nigger. Some state have it go on forever. Thanks for the party.
>>341660026
Turned 27 recently
>>341663923
Could be worse
>Wanted to move away
>Did it for a couple of months
>Family (mom's family living with grandma) literally dying without me.Literally.
>Family dog died because my family is full of imbecile people
>Full time job is a no-no because they need me in the house
>Can't hire a maid or grandma will scare/kick her away like she did with 4 previous maids
>Sick of grandma's bullshit
>Literally need to take drugs for anger management to not kill her
Kill me
>>341663271
Wow... so profound and deep...
>>341663037
That gravelly ass voice says otherwise.
>>341660026
oh fuck
I'm 27. 28 in december
oh god no
>>341663923
>>341670347
Become this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMfNll75qk
>>341660026
>tfw just turned 18 five seconds ago
FEELS BAD MAN LIKE FOR REAL XD
>>341672915
Most family names are made-up shit anyway.
>be 28
>Big Boss was 29 during the Virtuous Mission
I've still got time
>>341670197
My friend does 'networking' and I felt the same about it. Shit is sociopathic. But apparently that's the wrong outlook on it so I'm told? Still, seems shitty to just 'friend' someone to use them.
>>341676015
Smokes 4 packs a day
Nano augmented voice
Magic
>>341661320
>>341662626
>>341662709
how do you guys get laid while being from /v/
>>341677092
They're all in it for the same reason.
They know the people they meet there are just looking to use them, so why not use them too. It's a mutual thing.
>>341663271
huh.. really makes you think
