HOMESan Andreas thread
BUSTA. STRAIGHT BUSTA.
I played this on PS2 when it came out and just got around to playing the single player on PC this month.
I don't understand how so many people claimed to have problems with flying in this game.
Are there any decent mods for controls/graphics?
I don't want anything drastic, I still love the aesthetics, but the controls can really be godawful at times. You all know it's true.
>you will never hang out with the boys at grove street smoking a fat blunt
>you will never pick up the boys in your stolen low rider and uzi some civilians
why even live
>>341648098
post yfw you realizedBig Smoke made that large order to stall for time so the Ballas would get to Grove Street
>>341651334
because when you push the stick up you go down
>>341651334
they were kids when they played it
>>341651912
San andreas advanced control
>>341651334
I just can't imagine flying with the phone versions.
>>341652185
no, you're an idiot.
>>341652185
>>341652384
There are tons of hints throughout the game that BS is a piece of shit.
>>341652185
AndHe ate during the trip to avoid shooting the ballas
ITS A GOOD DAY
FOR A WHITE WEDDING
>>341648098
Last thing I remember about San Andreas is crying (literally) because I couldn't beat this level where you control an RC pilot. I was like 6 but I never touched it again
>>341652635
Such as? I haven't played this game since, well, 2005, lmao.
ALL MY EX'S LIVE IN TEXAS
>>341652737
>GOOD DAY
Absolute busta
>>341652635
he is, but the fat man just wanted his food.
>Durp, I'ma just sit in this car being shot by ballas because i'm on the purpleniggas side... who are shooting me... while my food is getting cold.
>>341652185
you post this every fucking time, I think we get it now that you said it about 30 billion times
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
ITS GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN
>>341652920
Meh, maybe, maybe not.
>>341652915give me a break it was ten years ago
>>341652890It's a nice day, to start again. IT's a nice day for aWHITE WEDDING
>>341653275
WHO-ITE WEDDINHG
I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9'S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45'S, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
>>341653478
>MAH SPECIAL
>AW SHIT, YOU GOT KETCHUP ALL OVER THE SEAT
>THE BUSINESS AT HAND, MOTHERFUCKER, THE BUSINESS AT HAND
>BUT THESE WAS CLEAN PANTS
>>341652363
It's the opposite for me. I replayed San Andreas last year and had a harder time completing it than 10 years ago.
did anyone have the glitch where mad dog would jump off the building before the cutscene ended?
i never finished San Andreas because of that shit.
>>341651334
For me it's because i didn't have a machanical keyboard, so I could only hold down 2 keys at a time, which makes steering aircrafts a nightmare.
>start as some low life hood rat without a dollar to his name
>end up with a successful garage
>a stake in a casino
>multiple business' across SA
>master a variety of fighting styles
>flying fighter jets
>infiltrating and stealing from a classified government base
>become manager of a gold record artist
Is San Andreas the greatest RPG of our time?
>>341654307
That was put there if you used too many cheats. Mad dog glitched for the cheaters.
>>341655296
holy fuck, all these years and that was the reason.
kinda figured it might have been so i started a no cheap playthrough couple years ago. still hadn't finished it.
>>341651334
Why was everything yellow in the PS2 version?
>muh los angeles heatwave fx
>>341655096
Has there ever been a blind man in vidya as based as Woozie?
>his CJ isn't fat
You have 10 seconds to explain /v/.
>>341656157
He can't help it. He's the luckiest man alive (depsite being blind).
>>341656276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
>Aw damn, I lost my waffle money
>>341656276
We don't self-insert as well as you.
>>341656887
>you so fat, you jump in the air and got stuck
>>341652218
As it should be.
>>341652737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raE7uP2L1Vo&list=PL3DF7017FDD99D4EA&index=7
will there ever be a gta with a better soundtrack ?
>>341657798
Yes.vice city
![grandtheftautosanandreasps3boxart-555x638[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uwDwEbK.jpg "grandtheftautosanandreasps3boxart-555x638[1].jpg")
the remaster is a fucking travesty
>leaving CJ idle and he starts singing
>>341657798
meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jus1FrPILs
>>341657220
savage
>>341656887
Is it me or does sa have the most autistic fan base when it comes to modding?
>Post autist mods
>>341658079
I can still hear the distinct sound of a Sanchez while tearing through Red County in the rain.
>San Andreas is almost 12 years old
>>341653023
Ahh man hahaha, fuck u
Man, I played the game again 1 year ago. It has aged like milk.
The game is full of many cool features and it's is massive, but everything is unpolished and simplistic - the driving, the shooting, the animations.
>>341658196
my loading screen
>>341659259
does everyone hate cirno or something?
>>341660262
>cirno
who
HE'S SO DOWN FOR THE HOOD, HE IGNORE ME?
MY BIRTHDAY, WE SHOT GUNS AT EVERY NATION.
IZ YOU HIGH?
IMMA BUY ME A HAPPY FARMER KIT.
I'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE, MAAN.
I'M NOT IN THE MOOOD FO' THIS.
PEOPLE SAY I GIVE MY PRODUCTION SECRETS AWAY.
WHEN YOU STICK THE NEEDLE...
BALLAS GONNA CRY HOME TO MOMS.
I SURE AM CRAVIN' FOR SOME MR. WHOOPIE.
NOT ENOUGH HORNY MEN AROUND THESE PARTS.
NOT NOOOWWW I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP.
MOOOVVEE YOU'RE BETWEEN ME AND THE JOHN.
...
MOOOVVEE HOMIE.
IF I KILL HIM, DO I GET A MEDLAL?
YOU GET TWO!
>>341662512
TRY'NA FEEL A BITCH UP?!
>>341658063
"Never gunna get it never gunna get it"
>>341652185
TWO NUMBER NINES
A NUMBER NINE LARGE
A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP
A NUMBER SEVEN
TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES, ONE WITH CHEESE
AND A LARGE SODA
>>341658000
what's wrong with it?
only played the ps2 and PC versions.
god I wish that I could play this at not 25 fps
I know there's ways to make the framerate higher but those bust some physics things for me and I've never found a way to not have it do that.
Radio X best radio.
Hey Cesar, the yay leaving San Fierro right?
>>341664490
Right, but they're using bikes CJ and they go cross country.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME
i smoke because it gives me knowledge
>>341664429
If she wasn't bulimic with grey teeth, I'd marry Sage.
>>341664218
butchered soundtrack mainly.
same on 360 and steam versions, but on steam you can revert with some patch files
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoYGKrkNWLg
I heard the pc version got switched with the phone version. Is it true?
>>341662512
AMMU NATION
>>341665710
no, its still the pc version, they just added full xbox controller support, a bunch of new resolutionsand removed a fuckton of music tracks because muh licensing
>>341665982
anyway to get them back in?
https://youtu.be/wjGxCw9D4-8
>riding on my Freeway through Bone County while listening to this
COMFY
AS
FUCK
>>341666236
yup. theres guides on the steam hub.
>>341652779
Your parents let you play a fucking crime simulator at 6. How does that even work?
>>341665906
...WHUPPED AUSTRALIA'S ASS
>>341666541
I played GTA SA when I was 9 and now I'm a serial killer.
>>341666992
I was a serial killer, but now that I can just play violent video games, I don't murder anymore. Strange world.
>>341663260
Biatch
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>341667150
Woah...
>>341652185
never thought of that one i thought he was just a fat peice of shit
>>341661612
fuck off newcunt summerscum
>>341658093
shut up you dumb faggot piece of shit
