This is your date for tonight.
YUME
A waifu 5 games in the making.
This is your date for tonight.
>>341646695
I'd be so nervous I'd shit myself
waiting for handshake, I hope haruka chan is nice and not smelly.
This is your date for tonight.
>>341646695
I don´t get it, the females in Yakuza looks ugly as fuck and nothing like the girls they are modeled after. Meanwhile all the MC males look great.
>>341647703
>>341648243
PIG SMELLY AND DISGUSTING
>>341648449
Yakuza 4 Saejima and to a lesser extent Shinada
>>341648072
Kiryu pls
>>341648637
Who's that guy? That's not me!!!
My name is Taro!!!
>>341648449
I prefer Yakuza 3-4 Haruka but she still looks great.Hana-chan is the cutest though.
Most of the hostess grills look pretty orcish I agree
>>341646779
>YUME
This word singlehandedly ruined 5's story
>>341648637
pic related is me, I am Haruka Sawamura's BIGGEST fan!!! I was also this man.>>341648924
>>341648637
>>341648449
Realistic nips
>>341646695
can you imagine
> boyfriend doesn't treat her well, cheats on her or whatever
> R.I.P. that guy
i can't fucking wait for yakuza 0
>Running Girl
I-is this a fetish?
>>341648449
Girl in OP looks pretty cute.
>>341650006yes
Also, why was Haruka's chapter literally the best part of Yakuza 5?
>>341646695
>>341647703
They're cute. Idk which one I'd pick.
>>341650214
konnan was my fucking jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnpEVitf-gM
>>341650336
Holy fuck, this is perfect.
>>341646695
>disgusting piss skin with round eyes and small nose.
Fucking chinks are delusional.
>>341650564
RA RA RA RA RA RA RARARARARA
Do you date her and risk getting your shit stomped by Kiryu?
Or do you not date her and risk breaking her heart, causing you to get your shit stomped by Kiryu?
>yakuza thread
WHOAAA WHOA WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVvgdVglOw
BA BA BA BUBBLE
>>341648924
>>341649514
>not Mr. Suzuki
>>341646695
No no no no no, you don't understand, her uncle is very scary.
>>341650214
The best part of 5 was Akiyama's dance battles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDUxuuONYcI
>>341651151
How can this man be terrifying, I mean just look at him.
>>341647703
she's got a big fucking mouth. It's kind of ugly
>>341650006
>running girl
oh man, I've played tons of weebshit in my time and I still got surprised to see that such a concept even existed. A show about a teenage girl running through the streets moaning, wheezing and sweating. It's just genius. Needless to say I got mildly aroused every time I played that stupid minigame. I can only appreciate video games that introduce me to new fascinating fetishes. I'm also glad that Sega didn't censor any game post 3, and afaik 0 is going to be intact as well.
pic related however can fuck right off.
>>341648449
They outright say that Haruka is a bit of a potato-face in 5.
>ywn fight Kiryu shirtless on top of Millennium tower for Haruka's hand in marriage
>ywn beat Kiryu while twin dragons plays in the background
>ywn be deemed worthy by the dragon of fucking dojima as he firmly shakes your hand and sayswelcome to the family, son.
>>341652009
that shit was such a bitch to do, the manzai i mean
>>341652234
yakuza 2 actually inspired me to stop being such a skinnyfat fuck all those years ago when i first played it
>>341652381mirin
>>341652381
fuark, that's neat.
>>341652009
Yakuza 3 wasn't censored so much as it was that Nagoshi thought we'd say "this hostess stuff is 2nip4me, I don't like it" so they only kept in the dates for the purpose of 100% completion.
4 removed the quizzes in the localization, but that's understandable. You literally will not pass those unless you live in irl Tokyo.
>>341648449
Japanese women aren't attractive.
This is common knowledge.
There's a reason why the men there aren't fucking them and birthrates are declining.
>>341650214
>best part
>not the most fucking irrelevant piece of garbage
>in the end the little shit doesn't even go through with the tokyo performance and runs away
Fuck her
>>341648449
I want to fuck 5 Saejima so badly.
>>341653340
how u feel about 4 saej?
>>341653547
Hobo hair and spending all of your time in the sewer isn't attractive.
>>341653334
It just pisses me off that i had to go through an entire chapter of her shit just for her to cop out in the end.
Wasting my time, Akiyama's money and her managers wish.
She should be raped.
>>341653163
>not abandoning the shitty idol/AV business for a life of raising cute orphans with Kiryu Kazuma
fag
>>341646695
No thanks, would rather jerk it a couple times and play vidya and have a better time
This is my date for tonight
>>341647703
I'm not a horsefucker.
>>341648449
They look like regular qt asian girls to me. None of the male characters are really that attractive besides Akiyama, but even then I would argue most of his sex appeal comes from his VA portrayal.
>>341653163
I wonder how that shit would fly in the real idol business. Can an idol just walk away on their fans in the middle of a concert without getting lynched by greasy khaki otakus?
>>341653340
>Not Akiyama
Get out you faggot.
>>341651163
I'm pretty sad there's only like two dance battles for him and we can't access them in free roam like Haruka
>>341652009
I still don't get this mini game.
Oh shit Kiryu just challenged you to a dance battle.
What do?I can't wait for 0
>>341654425
You might want to have a look at your date's circulation.
>>341654712
It's just a type of stand up comedy in Japan.
I kinda got it after the 15th time. 2nd and 3rd performances were a bit easier.
>>341654442
>but even then I would argue most of his sex appeal comes from his VA portrayal.
Nah, Akiyama is definitely attractive.
That being said, a lot of the characters are an 8/10 easily irl.
>>341654532
Fucking hell I can't tell if that is real or not.
Akiyama plays best in 5, I was kind of upset we only get to play as him after 1/2 of Haruka's chapter.
Saejima was the fucking worse in 4, but they made it so easy to cheese with him in 5 that he's just kind of bland to play with.
>>341655207
It's from a live action movie, lay off the video games my man.
Akiyama had best combat style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEQ9iTgwP7Y
it's funny because all the japanese porn makes them sound like hamsters and gerbils when in actuality they tear the paint off the walls with their screaming
>>341655646
Tanimura*
I'm drunk
>>341655207
It's the movie
>>341655774
Bone breakin for dayzzz
>>341655742
It's a fetish thing.
>>341655994
I saw this one video on xvideos where she was literally saying
>OOH BABY THAT SHITS IN MY STOMACH
if i were 17 at my moms house man
>>341655774
MEIN NIGGER
I had the most fun with Tanimura too, loved how we could implement some grappling moves in between combos. Why didn't people liked him again??
>>341653025
nigga don't be gay
>every sequel is selling less and less
Justify this.
>>341656314
and a foot fag as well?
>>341653025
actually it's because the men are beta bitches
>>341655196
>that feel when I would easily want to meet their rl counterparts
>>341651061
What are the chances of this song being on the English release?
>>341656472
Every new Yakuza is most exciting for people who've never played what came before. Think of Assassin's Creed with pretty much the same setting everytime but every game is good in it's own way.
Things aren't different enough each time.
>>341656472
the games are being made for the wrong platform
>>341656115
He had the most boring personality, but his combat was the most diverse and interesting.
>yfw Yakuza 4's ost suddenly goes Tarantino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiE4gC2a9k
>>341656814
>the games are being made for the wrong platform
>the wiiu version of 1&2HD flopped
>implying someone on Japan owns an xbone
>>341657415
He probably meant that other platform nobody cares about
>>341647703
>>341651678
>>341654430
I'd facefuck her so hard I would teabag her eyes with the power of a thousand suns.
Is it just me or does every Yakuza game get worse? It's less and less focused on the YAKUZA and becomes more and more spread all 0ver the place. 1 and 2 were goat Japanese gangster stories. I'm praying for 0 because we're getting Majima and Kiryu in prime Yakuza time.
Never forgiving them for forcing a fucking idol game chapter on me. Literally no reason it couldn't have been an Akiyama chapter with Haruka side quests.
yakuza 2 was so fucking good
the story, the cutscenes, kaoru, and the shitton of sidequests you could do.
>>341646695
This is your date for tonight.
>>341657553
never ever
>>341653025
The men aren't fucking them because Japanese women are cold and un-affectionate.
>>341657754
Yakuza 0 is better. I can't wait to play it in 2019.
>>341657707
The writing has definitely been weaker since 2. I think this is generally agreed upon.
And bud, Akiyama's chapter sucked in 5 too. His character itself felt shoehorned. Entire Japanese mafia bowing down to a moneylender... right.
>>341647703
I'd have a heartattack from the sheer excitement desu
>>341657660
Why the fuck did you respond to my post. Never fucking reply to me ever again.
>>341647703
Is that a trap? The jaw is strong
>>341646695
I hate dates, such a chore. I just want to skip it and cut straight to the buttfucking and the nipple clamps
>>341646695
this is your date for tonight
>>341654532
>ywn take a stroll with your loli down the red light district looking boss af
>>341658529
Sure if we are playing Guilty Gear.
>>341658529
this meme sucsk
>>341658237
I'm not saying it didn't just that it'd be better than playing the shittiest rhythm games in history.
Frankly I hate most of the other playable characters. The game play variation is nice but I give zero fucks about them especially since a lot of it is random side shit since none of them are affiliated with the Yakuza until the end like always. Saejimas story was painfully dull. So dull I put down the game for half a year.
>>341646695
Is she 12?
>>341646695
This is your prom date for tonightyou ugly sack of shit
>>341658763
She's20
This is your date for tonight
>>341659394
But the year only has 12 months
>>341659394
post stamps
>>341659494
>he doesn't know about the secret super time
keep it up goy
>>341659394
MODS
>>341647703
I don't have any carrots
>>341652381
It inspired you to do roids?
>>341658854
>>341646695
>that awkward scene with Saejima getting on top of her
This is why Yakuza isnt localized anymore.
>>341660778
t. dumb namefag
>>341660778
Had a good fap with that scene.
>>341646695
*bows respectfully* gomenasai, I am your gaijin date
>>341646695
I am going to get my face bashed in with a bicycle, aren't I.
>>341661091
Kiryu pls
>tfw /v/ lied to me again
>tfw Yakuza 5 in no way was better than 4
>tfw had to deal with a lot of shitty pacing and pointless chapters
>that fucking final boss was that scrub
Fuck you guys.
I'm a firm believer in impregnation on the first date.
Let's do our best, Haruka-chan!
>>341661626
The final boss would've been a lot better if you hadn't fought him twice already.
Fight itself was extremely good though.
>>341659894
not really, but if that's what you want to say about me, go ahead
>>341661626
Final bosses in general haven't been great anymore since 2
>He didn't enjoy Crazy Taxi/Cabela's Big Game Hunter/Idol Master 5
>>341661626
Don't know who told you that. For me it's 1 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 5
6 actually looks promising because of Kitano.
>>341662056
The heat moves so far look super fucked up in 6 tho.
>>341662056
>Kitano
Should've been the protagonist desu
Otherwise you just know he's going to be a villain,or die like in all his movies
or both
>>341653792
Akiyama is literally Jesus
I don't think he can ever run out of money
he literally threw 100billion yen off of a roof and was back in the business in the next game
Couldn't they get Tanimuras voice actor for 5 or something?
I'm ok with him not being playable but he could've at least said hi
He was literally only mentioned once in the entire game before the Amon battle
>>341662298
Are the nippons complaining about it though? It's a very early demo so they'll probably fix it.
>>341661817
Literally the only one of the four final bosses you haven't fought before in the game was Majima
and you fight him in literally every Yakuza game
step up your game, sega
This is your date for tonight.
>>341662313
He's going to beKiryu's father
>>341663012
I don't care if it's flintlock, fix that trigger finger.
>>341663163
while that would be pretty cool, i'd think it would be better if he was related to fuma in some way.
and by "pretty cool" i mean ludicrous since kitano is in his late 60s and kiryu is 44 in yakuza 5.
They really turned up the "anime" in the fighting styles in 5. The series has never been particularly realistic but floating aerial kick combos and punching the ground and knocking people out with the shockwave is too much for me.
Those T-Set bitches bullying Haruka made me cum a little
Don't touch my daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yl8t6o85sw
>>341654532
>that fat and happy shiba
2 > 1 > Power Gap > 3 > 4 > 5
Come on 0. Redeem this series for me.
>>341659394
HOLY SHIT DELTE THIS
>>341652009
>When I said I wanted a baby face for her I didn't meant literally.
>>341663523
The age sounds fine, would be believable for a dude in his 20's got wrangled up in some debt with the Yakuza and got his wife and "himself" killed for it.
>>341655207
Notice how they look Japanese? It's a live-action movie.
>>341646695
I could never date someone so impure!
Wishing Haruka is still best Haruka
Is there an actual release date for Zero or is it still early 2017?
>>341666850
Oh shit, hows the sfm going?
