The Sims thread.
NEET life best life.
>>341626463
>2005+11
>Playing Sims
Why anon?
>>341626463
>they look like monsters to you
>>341626463
Is it worth playing The Sims 4 yet?
I can't imagine how bad the mosquitoes would be like in a place like that.
>>341626686
Only if you fap to traps
>>341626581
What's wrong with The Sims?
>>341626686
its still worth pirating to try out
CAS and improved build mode is the only saving grace it has
and if youre the person that enjoys building aspect of the series then itll give you a worthwhile enjoyment
never put money on it because EA has their head way up their ass with sims 4
This is a fun series. Might reinstall.
>>341626686
I pirated it and it's alright
not that great, good for faps
>>341626824
my first thought too.
>>341630076
anything approaching sims3 faps, or is it still limited to just nude mods and mmd dances?
Why has no other company made an attempt at dethroning EA's ownership of this people as pets genre Maxis has spawned. It seems like their only competition is Facebook games.
>>341626686
It's fucking awful, if you have a good computer play sims 3 as mechanic wise it is the pinnacle with its open world, if your computer is shit you can play 4 or rather just get 2
>>341630429
Well there was the aforementioned trap aspect, or traspect as I like to call it when talking in public with friends.
>>341626463
>all that nature
>right next to the fucking road
>not even any hedges to block it off
>>341626686
The lack of open world makes it unbearable for me.
>>341630503
Because EA had Will Wright and 2 decades to learn and mature the concept.
Another publisher would have to start from scratch and come up with some way to become unique in relation to The Sims. It just ain't easy to pull off.
>you will never be able to play as a qt loli with a massive cock bulge
>>341630912
It really was just a huge step in the wrong direction for the series
>>341631469
True, I suppose building off of and not around the concept would slip them into some hot water. Ideas like Blue Collar simulator or Bohemian Simulator could be easy enough to pull off though.
>>341631469
What made city building so easy though? Maxis is now completely destroyed in that regard
>>341631696
yeah, you stay right in that fucking bowl
I wish life was easy like the Sims.
Anyone know of any good torrents? All the ones I've seen haven't had many comments and seemed pretty sketchy honestly.
>>341632738
/vg/'s Sims general probably has one.
>>341633052
That thread does not exist
>>341630503
There was a game called Singles in the early 00s if I recall correctly.
TS2>TS1>TS3>TS4
Prove me wrong.
Protip:You can't.
>>341626686
Yes.
Then again i am so fucking tired of sims 3 already, it's bloated and runs like ass on ANYTHING
>>341632738games4theworlddotorg
Any love for Sims 2 Castaway?
much better than the medieval one
>>341633791
But i agreeI dont care how much people try to claim the open world of 3 is the best, the game ruins like shit thanks to it
>>341630571
Sims 3 isn't that resource intensive you just need cleanup mods.
>>341635103
Works on my machine
>>341626581
>2020 - 4
>Not playing the Sims
Why anon? The game is eternally comfy.
>>341635302
Oh boy, here we go...
>Sims 4 literally killed The Sims General on /vg/
>>341635103
>sims 2 is better cause it runs much better due to not having open world!
>WTF sims 4 doesn't have open world just so it could run better? ITS SHIT!
There's no reason to play sims 2 anymore desu
>>341635302
pm'd you the fix
>>341635394
Open for Business was a lot of fun, but yeah I personally rank 3 ahead of 2 by a slim margin. I think most people on here can agree that all of them, Urbz included, are better than 4.
>>341635474
I know this is 3 years late, but could you maybe pm me the fix too? I'm having similar issues.
>>341635673
Why does everyone think 4 is shit?
I downloaded it recently and had a lot of fun. For one it has the best character creator by far.
Its only problem is having only one real expansion since get together is shit.
>>341635394
>4 is shit
>This means all the problems of 3 magically dissapear
>>341635787
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>>341635673
Assuming we're pirating all of them, 4 is a fine game. Especially with DLC
>>341634782
I wish they just put the full Castaway game on PC, that game was comfy as fuck. Making your island paradise and shit.
>>341635386
God damn man. Why do you have to bring me shitty news like that.
>>341632691
It can be if you foster a similarly detached view of your body. You're really just a brain puppeting a fleshy mech.
I can make lewd pics without mods in 2
2 > all
>>341632669
Sims requires many assets, animations, AI, an unique charm, etc.. City building ain't easy, but it's more "mechanical". It's more about managing numbers, offers and demands of specific classes.
>>341635870
I think the furniture is too limited. Even though the style creator took forever to open up it gave you a lot more freedom.
And I'm not a huge fan of the new social system. It's really hard to tell if my sims like each other or hate each other because they don't really emote when they talk.
Also maybe I'm remembering wrong but didn't 3 have a bunch of fun careers where you could be like a stylist or home renovator? I like that kind of stuff way more than 4's interactive jobs.
>>341635870
The creator and Sim style is the best, but the issue is that the game has almost no content and EA release schedule for expansions has been terrible.
>>341633791
TS2>TS4>TS3>TS1
Sims 1 was great for its time and is still a decent game, but TS4 brought the Sims 2 feel back for me and I love it. Never a fan of 3 even though mechanically it's clearly the best.
>>341636001
who are you?
>>341636320
>didn't 3 have a bunch of fun careers where you could be like a stylist or home renovator?
With all the expansions yeah it did. There's a lot of activities in the Sims 3 and you can turn pretty much all of them into a job with the self-employed career.
>>341636338
I'm you but stronger.
>>341635990
I think I'll wait till they release it all
>>341635870
It's boring, simplistic and feel like a step back. Either you offer me something better than 3 or don't bother.
Piratefag here
How do I get thetranny/trap/mpregupdate on a pirated version
>>341636943
You don't.
Non-Piratefag here, how do I get the DLC for my bought maingame?
how big is the download? want to pirate but >tfw 600 kb/s download
>>341637076
Oh
>>341637119
You buy it.
>>341636819
Actually shit like dialogues have a lot more depth than sims 3 because of moods.
can someone post the /v/ house? it had shrek, lara croft, doomguy, stu pickles and some others living in a house together and it was hilarious
>>341637228
This had to be a parody question. Your straight answer to it was chuckle worthy.
>check every month or so for new xpacs for sims 4 that would make it good
>still no seasons, holidays, pets or cities xpacs
what the fuck were they thinking
My TS3 rape dungeon.
>>341637309
4chan is dogshit since moot's >90s can I just upload it to le Reddit image host.
WOW it's 60, but not 30, I'm okay with this.
90 was awful though, fuck moot.
>>341626463
I cant help myself but to constantly fall into this weird playstyle in Sims 4 where I get one sim, earn those whim points or whatever to buy the age reset potion and I just play through normally and stock up on 1-3 of them.
I eventually get married and have a kid, then the kid has a kid and soon I have a great grand child and then I use my original/main Sim and fuck the shit out of the great grand child since apparently Sims 4 doesn't mind Great Grand Parent/Great Grand Child being fuck buddies and getting married.
I end up continuing this cycle of fucking my great grand children until my family tree has multiple repeating faces and everyone is basically a half sister/brother to their grand parents somehow.
This has gotten even easier now to do since they added the option to just change the gender of your Sims in-game so if a great grand child comes out male when I need a female to continue my incest cycle, just throw Him in the bathroom, He comes out a Woman and gets knocked up by her great grand pappy.
I can't help myself. Like no matter what I do with my Sims, it ends up having this "experiment" going on in the background.
>>341638565
>>341637957
>>341638075
>>341638230
>>341638432
I wish we still had fun around here.
>>341638565
>they added the option to just change the gender of your Sims in-game
wew
>>341639798
Please dont tell me thats the last one
>Sims 3
>Made a Sim who was a /v/ caricature (fat, beard, fedora, glasses, trenchcoat, socks with sandals, etc)
>Put him in an apartment complex with seven girls of different archetypes
>Shy virgin, tattoed partygirl, brown tomboy, hyperactive asian bimbo, stick-up-her-ass smart girl, rich snobby airhead, and classic tsundere
>Made it my mission to get /v/-kun laid with as many of them as possible
>>341639768
say what you want, but at least this appeases people who love traps, mpreg and hate it when their great grandchild is born the wrong gender thus preventing them from fucking it
>>341640405
This, please let there be more
>>341639323
>2013
>"MGS5 Coming to PC"
>It actually happened
>"MGS5 Confirmed for shit"
>Its actually shit
wow those are some eerie predictions
>>341637286
It was, there were clear advance regarding making your sims and the underlying mechanics of their interaction. But the goods of 4 don't outweight the bads.
I will never buy a 4chan pass again.
Fuck nipjewmoot.
>>341635970
Yeah that's kind of /v/'s thing.
>>341640843
>thumbnail
Don't do this to me anon
>>341641268
It's the same as >>341640728.
>>341641268
It's actually >>341640728 so the crisis is averted.
Same goes for >>341641243
>>341641112
>>341626463
>1152x864
Fin
>>341642043
amazing
>>341642043
god bless based anon. thank you
What's so bad bout sims 4?
>>341642043
You are truly an hero to us all, anon.
Thank you for sharing.
>tfw my lolis have been in stasis over a year
Still need to recreate them in TS4.
>>341630429
wait a minute wait a minute how can you fap to sims 3? what mods make that good?
actual interest
Can you make money using a painting goblin in Sims 4?
>>341642935
oniki's KW primarily
there's another mod called Passions or something, i don't know where to find that though
>>341642935
>>>/vg/144638521
Read the OP pasta.
>tfw shitty interior decorator
>>341634428
Know of any good MEGA links? Can't torrent because university
>>341642043
Hollywood should make a movie adaptation out of this shit.
Have to crop my self insert out of a lot of these because reasons.
Disclaimer: they aren't for sexual, just moe.
>>341633397
So remake it.
>>341626686
It feels as though TS4 took a lot of deliberate steps backwards when compared to TS3.
Sims 3 is so much cozier than 4 somehow.
Shame about how the actual sims look so horribly shit, it's the only flaw but it ruins the game.
>living the hobo life
>only have $50 to my name
>burglar still shows up and steals my shit
>>341630571
This desu. When you have a lot of expansions the game can slow down unbearably but it's still playable most of the time.
>>341642043
Oh man I havent laughed this hard in months. Thank you for sharing this anon.
HOL UP
>>341644212
I thought what ruined the game was the 1hr long loading screen and 30 second loading time hangs in CAST, which they 'fixed' by removing open world and CAST.
All models in this image were 18 or older at the time of production.
>>341639323
>Kojima can't wait for the new memories with the family he's starting
Eerie predictions
>>341645014
Bernd?
Fuck off pedos
>>341645014
Two of those girls looks like they had a lot to eat, just look at their stomachs
>>341645208
Yeah, the whole family was on the ingame resource thing.
>>341645359
>they had a lot to eat
Too lewd.
>>341645014
I'm really happy to see a single father take such good care of his daughters! Make sure those two girls don't eat so much next time, looks like they went a little crazy with the delicious bavarian cream pies you feed them!
>tfw I only ever build things any more
>tfw my screenshot folder is full of static scenes of empty stores and diners, and aerial shots of tower blocks and apartment buildings.
One of these days I'll actually get good at building...
>>341645632
>>341645014
I'm probably retarded, but aren't you missing someone?
>sims 4 is hot garbage
>thinking of reinstalling the sims 3
I built my current rig just at the end of last year. Maybe it will run slightly well for me now.
>>341626686
The only thing it has going for it is the body sliders.
Everything else is a step back. Emotions are just moodlets on steroids. No create a style. Expansions that should be base game content, like seasons, after all these years are still missing.
>>341645948
Missing 2 of what could be called the main heroines. I can't be bothered to add them myself with how uninspiring TS4 is at this point.Please no bannu mods I know you hate this VN and almost all H games.
>>341646489
Why haven't you made best girl, anon?
>>341635263
>Sims 3
>isn't that resource intensive
the sims 3 is the most resource intensive optimized piece of shit to every grace god's green earth anon, the tech to play it without issues may be available in 20 years
>>341646536
Those could be fighting words pardner.
sims 3 friends
https://mega.nz/#!n8oDWaZB!CNLmy-8Bq280CT0L7bHQPYZNTejpENPt35ws6lnBPqI
you're welcome
>>341646789
poems
>>341637749
>no supernatural expansion
damnit
>>341646790
Is this thosefuta mods?I've beenlooking for those.
>>341644280
jesus fuck
>>341646964
Seriously, Strangetown fucking WHEN?
>>341644280
>sims 4 doesnt even have burglar
>EA kills another series
>>341646790
Are there any mods I need or should download with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU5K3DU_4Dk
>>341626686
Peefect for thicc waifu, but gets boring after a few days.
>>341648042
There is a few more animation packs on loverslab that you might want to grab.
>>341626463
>Sims 3 will never not run like shit
God dammit
>>341648215
Are any of thosefuta on maleor do they come with that?
>>341648271
You can swap the actors in all the animations.
>>341648478
So is this bundled with an uncensor or am I going to need to go and get one separately?
>>341626463
Is thereloli modyet for Sims3/4?
>>341648061
Maybe it's just nostalgia but I really love the visual aesthetics of TS1
>>341648602
I can't say since I already had a bunch of NRaas mods installed when I first installed KW.
>>341626686
As a rule, a Sims game isn't worth playing to me unless I already own all of the expansion packs.
Read this stuff, it's about the guy who did the Metal station for The Sims 2
http://www.invisibleoranges.com/john-cobbetts-music-for-the-sims-is-effin-hilarious/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGPtipwdIWc
>>341648946Any mod recommendations?
>>341648628
Height issues with the animations for TS3.
TS4 has nothing and I'm not sure if it ever will have anything in the way of mods.
>>341649598
>Sims 4 still doesn't have a futa mod
>>341649464I just followed the guide on loverslab for the most part and grabbed whatever hair and skin mods that were appealing to me.
I didn't want to mod it to the extreme because Sims 3 already has issues running once you have the all the expansions.
>>341648061
i reinstalled sims 1 a few days ago
jesus christ
what the fuck are these load times to enable the expansion addons
>>341647224
Christ I had so much fun with Strangetown. Remember when Maxis used to make interesting premade sims?
>That guy whose mom was an implied serial killer
>his dad was the fucking Grim Reaper
>was adopted/experimented on by the resident mad scientist couple and lives in their basement
>his only friend is the neighborhood's pregnant man
I did my best to give him a better life. Moved him out of that dungeon so he could see his mom one last time
What expansion packs are worth getting for TS3?
>>341650756
Just pirate all of them.
>>341650756
All of them.
Don't give EA a cent.
>>341650756
Everything except katy perry, showtime and supernatural
>>341651046
>no fairies
Ignore the 3rd suggestion.
Post yourSims waifu.Husbandos are also acceptable.
>>341651315
The zombies are retarded, in all meanings of the word.
>>341651818
Pretty sure you can disable those.
>>341637169
why is greentext not working
>sw
i feel like playing a sims game
which one should i play?
any expansions to take in account?
anymods?
>>341651818
Can't you turn them off?
>>341652301
Sims 3. These mods.
>>341646790
>>341651402
Just give me 3 hours to load the game and take a new pic.
Just kidding it's TS4. :^)
>>341646790
does this work on a specific version anon?
thank you btw
I wish it was this easy to be published in real life.
which sims is the most fun to actually play? I enjoy filling up a house with a bunch of crap in the buy mode, but I had a shit ton of fun playing the actual game in Sims 1 with all the expansions
>>341652692
Why does writing shit and making music get you fucking nothing in terms of cash?
>really enjoy the sims 3
>game is piss easy for me
>cant enjoy it because I always end up with a sim that makes a couple thousand dollars an hour
How do I make this game more hard, do I just play the sims 2? or is there any mods for the game that make it harder to get promotions etc.
>>341652897
i had more fun with 2
>make hot thicc lesbian sim in sims 4
>download mods so i can seduce young and teen girls
>cant make out with them because the animations are fixed only for adults
>>341652947
Writing books is tons of dosh
>>341653017
It's not supposed to be hard REEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's like playing with toys as a kid, you're supposed to play pretend and use the toy as a visual aid.
>>341647149
>>341647510
>Play Sims 3 once a month for six hours straight and dont touch it otherwise
alternatively
>play sims 3
>jerk off every 30 minutes
one thing that the sims games seem to avoid having ever since the first is a way to murder other sims.
going by the sims 4 you can fight them, and if you're lucky they will die through Cardiac Explosion.
humiliate them through them wetting themselves or being rejected (thats another thing, it would be nice to be able to control the answer a sim gives to certain approaches, for example, playing hard to get you can flirt with people but draw the line at kissing)
it would be nice to be able to murder people, would help build actual drama in the sims, though it would be hard to implement since if your sim gets murdered by a random passer by that would be very unfortunate.
>>341637767
Weirdest loss edit yet
>>341652947
Writing gives you fucking bank.
and you dont even have to do anything after a certain point, you just live off the royalties
also the book that allows you to trap peoples soul in it is pretty neat.
>>341653136
Of course you can. What mod are you using?
Besides, teens are the same height as adults.
I played a dude with 2 teen brides
Of course i got bored eventually and let them grow up cause teens can't get a job and have to go to school and shit.
>>341654201
>tfw cant leave school as a teen/child
i just want to have a family to look after, not send them to fucking school every day, only to socialise in small gaps between micromanaging their homework and working my own job.
shits retarded.
>>341654415
just get mastercontroller and give them 1000 days off
>>341626463
>man this view sure is gorgeous
>wish i fucking had my eyes open
>>341654415
That's what killed having a loli family for me.
>>341654624
Based.
>>341654201
what should i be using anyway?
i have the thing with teh command center
and i think my options are limited because i have a pirated version and i assume updating it would break the crack or something
>>341626686
It's shit but the new CAS can make very thicc and fappable girls.
>>341654415
i just realisedthis is what my parents felt as i was growing upi only saw my dad for 2 hours a day because he worked nightsi miss you dad ;_;
>>341654943
ive taken into making females who can get others pregnant, then dressing like a slut and lezzing out at nightclubs, taking them home and impregnating them.
>>341654661
I also use that one (mc command center)
I have all components but enabling romance with teenage sims requires the wohoo one, i think, you have to enable the option modifying one text file the mod creates, or even ingame though you need to restart
Mine is also the ahoy matey version so i don't think that's a problem.
>tfw no trans patch for pirates yet
>>341642043
FUCKING BASED ANON
>make a literal tumblrina
>pick up a random girl i found from the street
>have sex 10 times
>delete the doors and cheat to get needs to maximum
>only lesbian sex
>the entire insides of the house are mirrors, and there are full windows everywhere
>day 3
>i fucked the girl i found around 30 times
>get bored and quit
sims 3 is literally fucking nuts
>>341655190
It will probably come with the restaurant pack thing.
>>341655876
>literally fucking nuts
That sounds like it would hurt.
>tfw Sims 3 is almost the perfect Sims game, mechanics-wise
>it's the most bloated, buggy piece of shit EA has ever made
Is it true they removed the open world in 4? The build mode sounds so fucking good, but I don't know what I'm willing to sacrifice for it.
>>341656153
FUCKING DEMONS
DEMON BABIES
AAAAA
>Sims 3
>Have a sim named Edge Daemonlord or some shit.
>He's a mutant-looking Satanic motherfucker with red skin and horns.
>Wore a trenchcoat.
>Lived in a big castle with a moat and rape dungeon.
>He becomes President of the United States while cucking the whole town and spreading his evil around the world with the multiverse inside his cock.
>By the time Sims 3 caused my laptop to almost catch fire (Not joking) he had 18 children, only 5 of which were more human than demon.
>He had five women in the rape dungeon, and three girls he was waiting until they were at breeding age to use as baby-making machines.
>Any woman who found out his "true nature" got burned to death in a big glass tube in his bedroom for his amusement.
I always loved playing as freaks in Sims 3. There was something liberating about being a fat orange fedora-tipping clown named Cheeto Topkek, who lived on an isolated beach and raped dogs.
I wish it didn't require a NASA supercomputer to run.
>>341656153
Things still happen simultaneously but yeah no more open world.
Like, you can have someone in your household in a comunity lot and someone at home and the sims at home will still do things while you are in the community lot, or you can switch to the ones at home and let the one in the community lot act autonomously, and change at will
It's better than it sounds cause the loading is fast.
Bamp
>>341645929
Holy shit anon, are you me?
- Make eastern jedi pagoda houses for the cultural elite. There was an indoor garden and a tree growing inside the house, with innard windows making it look like the tree was inside some weird diorama thing. Made the bubble sniffing room extra unreal brah.
-Keep the lumpenproletariat in functional bunkers, complete with underground farms powered by UV lights
- my victorian mansion had it's own panic room/fuhrerbunker/rape dungeon with enough canned food to last years without going outside
And then my hitman sim in 3 had his own bachelor pad in the most expensive skyscraper, complete with a hidden unlit room with a sniper rifle facing the Civic Center.
I later bought the building and turned the playable two floors into a high end boutique/robot lab where I created sentient plumb bots(the creature introduced by the last expansion pack) and sold them to the highest bidder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlEN8svyHj8
>create a hank moody inspired character
>writer
>give him some traits so he's good with the ladies
>his mission is have as many illegitimate children as possible
>the family tree expands rapidly
>he has so many children with different (married) women he receives calls every other day of a new kid
>doesn't meet most of his kids til they are teens or adults
>keep grinding up enough lifetime wish points to keep buying youth potions so he never ages up while his baby mommas and children die off
>at some point HE gets pregnant, never even knew this was possible
>it's some kind of alien baby
>whatever. keep making more illegitimate babies
pic related is what my sim looked like
Sims Story time?
>playing sims 2
>decide to make a house with me and my friends in it and 1 random anime dude.
>Me, Caleb, Justin, and Spike from cowboy bebop all chillin in the crib
>an hour later and I made our 2 floor house
>gave spike a buisness he runs from time to time
>I marry zelda and justin marries trish from dmc
>Wan't caleb to marry some anime girl cause he's a weeb
Cont
>>341658845
>downlaod rei from evangellion
>put her in but I can't put her in alone because shes a teen.
>give her a generic mom
>make caleb swoo the mum
>get her to join the house
>Rei in too
>download gun mod
>make caleb pick it up and murder the mom
>he fills her with holes
>all of us are standing near the body.
>me and spike are the only ones not crying
>spike just picks up her hamburger she was holding and eats it.
>I snore
>>341658759
I tend to make more realistic buildings, but I try to make them as cyberpunk as possible. Like someone retrofitted old buildings with modern things.
Pic related is a small shopping centre at the top floors of an apartment building. The ground floor contains a grocery store and gym, while the six floors in between hold three apartments. The mall floor has a small police station with holding cell, a clothing store, a game store and another grocery store, and the top floor is a small nightclub.
I didn't build the actual building, but I furnished it like that.
>>341651402
>>341659670
Now post her nude.
>>341659965
This is an Islamic imageboard.
Cheapest site to get Sims 4 with all DLC?
>>341660004
take off her fucking clothes
>>341660004
Hiro says non-pornographic nudity is allowed.
>>341660130
I don't even have nude mods desu.
I might install some, gimme 5 minutes, why do you need it in 30 minutes, I'll have it in an hour.
>>341660238
Yeah?
Have the mods respected that?
>>341660004
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>>341659424
I wish i still had my old drive so I could show the madrasas 1*2 study center I made for a new desert university, or the dutch style rowhouses that dotted downtown.
I even made a whole region for it with Sim City 4 , complete with a secluded 5*5 spot for a mansion overlooking the entire town.
>when the inspiration hits JUST right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0gDJgxrcec
>>341660238
Archive link?
Does sims 4 have a futa mod? Seems like bethesda games have the best sex mods when the sims is such a good candidate.
>>341645359
>>341645715Are there any actual belly stuffing mods out there? It's my fetish.
>>341662375
Yes, see: >>341643478
3rd post down or something has the info for all the games that /tsg/ compiled.
I literally just looked at the Futa mod on sexysims so I will link it as well. http://sexysims.info/download.php?t=175444
>>341660403
>Have the mods respected that?mods are asleep
>>341646127
I really don't think it's a matter of hardware. I run it on an SSD w/ 24GB of RAM and an R9 280X. It's not a $3,000 computer, but it's far more than what I should ever need to run a game released in 2009, and it's still prone to stuttering.
EA just really fucking didn't give a fuck about coding the damn thing.
>>341646127
it wont
The room and house of my sim, Meat.
Sims is such a great game to bloat with mods.
>>341646127
>>341664264
This.
It's single-core, 32-bit, and built with DirectX and a very inefficient AI. This means all GPU calls are first dispatched to the CPU, everything is done in one thread, and you've got a hard cap of 4GB memory usage.
Short of buying a fucking quantum computer, you'll see no gains in performance over even a 6 year-old toaster, and even then, the improvement would be marginal at best.
Has anyone posted the Chinman story?