There year is 2025.
Youre in Beijing.
You spot a street vendor selling 3.5 form factor HDDs packed with dozens of 8tb versions of pic related.
The hard drives contain _EVERY_ video game made in 2020 and earlier, for _every_ system.
What would you be willing to pay?
(note: samsung just started rolling these SSD postage-stamp-sized 512gb bad boys off the fab. line)
>Hard
>Disc
>Drive
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>>341615298
i guess i have to comit sudoku
>2025
>not handing me a 6nm Graphene CPU and a 1ZB SSD
>>341615016
Would 8tb even fit every video game?
>>341615747
Read carefully, then reply.
600€
>>341615432
It's Seppuku
Freaking Americans
>>341615917
It's sudoku you uncultured manchild
I probably wouldn't trust it considering it's Chinese - I don't think in ten years the Chinese will stop making shitty things
>>341615835
>8tb versions of pic related.
>The hard drives contain _EVERY_ video game made in 2020 and earlier, for _every_ system.
?
>>341615917
>>341615976
Here get your dose of Sudoku
>>341615016
i would shitpost on /v/
I'd buy that for a dollar.
10$ at most
video games suck dick
>>341616025
In case you're just tired or unattentive, he's talking about hard drives, not a hard drive. In case you're just pretending, fuck you.
>>341616026
>>341615976
あなたに死あなたは哀れなmanchildを臆病者!!
>>341615917
hello newfriend
>>341616025
are you retarded?
what is unclear?
>>341616081I still don't know how to play this.
>>341616287
Just use yourkatana
>>341615016
>there year
stopped reading right there
>>341615917
>>341616105
>i have no idea what "shitpost" even means
>>341616118
Kek
Now I have to watch RoboCop, thanks Anon.
>>341615016
Why would I buy it when I have the internet?
>>341616385
my apologies
now i have to comit mahjong
>>341615976
He's right y'know, definitely Sudoku
>>341616240
Anon, you're missing the joke here. Being that it's a joke so old and pervasive, you not understanding it advertises that you are new or don't spend much time here. Lurk for two years before posting. Have a good one.
>>341616376
Pretty sure you don't seppuku with katana, it would be quite uncomfortable to slice yourself
>>341615016
I pay nothing because storage space is ultra cheap and finding rom packs is trivial.
Get fukt
>>341616287
1) Every row must contain 1-9 with no repeats
2) Every column must contain 1-9 with no repeats
3) Every 3x3 square must contain 1-9 with no repeats
It's not too bad once you get the hang of it
>>341616586
Ok just use your small knife then
>>341616586
Because you want it to be "easy"
>>341616632
Thanks man. Think I'll actually try a few. Just completely missed the mid-2000s craze for the game and never got into it.
>>341615016
Go Deeper to beijing underwold
ou spot a street vendor selling 3.5 form factor HDDs packed with dozens of 8tb versions of pic related.
The hard drives contain _EVERY_ CP ever made from 1980 - 2020 and newer, even the VR version
What would you be willing to pay?
>>341616586
whereas slicing yourself with anything except a katana might NOT be uncomfortable
>>341616824
I was never too big on it either but I've played a handful of vidya that had sudoku puzzles
>>341616707
What kind of knives do you guys love to use when sudoku? I was using the the machete when I started, since I heard it's good for newbies, but nowadays I can't go outside without my trusty steak knife. I really started to improve when I picked it up.
>>341615016
It's the 999999999 in 1 cartridge where there are only 10 games that repeat.
>>341616828
You aren't foolin me, FBI-san!
>>341616981
Actually, seppuku involves to person, you first use a smaller knife (very sharp), then the other guy chops your head off. But every prefecture has different variations of it, the one that I told you is the tokyo prefecture style.
Nothing, i pirate it
>>341616828
hahahaha
yeah and how do you plan on getting that through airport security on a flight to any 1st world nation?
>>341617208
*two
>>341617310
Why would you leave China?
>>341617310
Pretty sure airport security doesn't check your HDD, especially if you're not a complete retard and did actually encrypt it, though it's 2025, what do I know.
>>341616632
>>341616824
Dude this is easy peasy compared to Picross
I can seppuku with the best of them but I'm a picross retard
>>341617462
Why would you go to China
>>341617496
customs etc. can literally force you to provide passwords and such
>>341615016
>have all the games
>no way to play half of them
fucking genius
>>341617882
Yes, but that is not 100% all the time. They "pick" who they want to open the passwords of the HDDs.
>>341615016
The year is 2100
You're on moon colony delta (Chinese)
You spot a physical datastore selling 8 Eb quantum datacores
The datacores contain _EVERY_ video game made in 2099 or earlier, for _every_ system.
What would you be willing to pay?
(note: travel to any of the moon colonies requires a grade 2 space clearance pass, neets not allowed obviously)
>street vendor
>>341618369
5 shekels
>>341616081
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>>341618724
Another dose of Sudoku
Trade him a pair of vat grown eyes, colour green olive.
>>341615016
Probably 20 $
Maybe even less, it's a fucking street vendor. Bargain for the price.
>>341618236
there would be included all emulators, etc
>>341618465
>chinese street vendor.
>>341616240
Anon, speaking in moon runes doesn't help your case, lurk more and stop humiliating yourself.
>>341620384
>lurk more
Sure buddy I'll lurk near your neighborhood.
>>341616025
>dozens of
>>341617280
How do you pirate a hard drive?
>Chinese hard drive
>actually having that much space
Nope. That hard drive would have a gigabyte at most.
>>341616025
8tb x 48(or more) = nice reading comprehension
>>341615016
>Paid 1000HKD for one of these "HDD"s
>Take it home and plug it in to my terminal.
>Turns out it's not full of games, but rather nearly a petabyte of pedo porn.
>FBI shows up in less than a fucking nanosec.
>>341620793
>get on boat
>intercept bigger boat with shipment headed to America
>>341621975
This sounds a lot more time consuming and expensive than buying a hard drive.
Another dose of Sudoku
>>341620561
I just sent a ticket to the moderators for your threatening to abduct my child just now. Enjoy your ban.
>>341615016
>chinese bootleg electronics
Seriously, like $10 tops. I bet that shit just has the same rom copy and pasted over and over again, and that's if the HDD will even read properly.
Think harder before you ask hypothetical questions.
>>341615432
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