guess i'm finally too old for video games because this shit did nothing for me
He looks cross eyed.
It had no gameplay. I'd say that was a normal reaction.
>>341583629
Came here to say this. Boggles my mind to this day how people got hyped as shit over that Dead Island trailer that had no gameplay either.
>>341583541
Not too old, just too cynical.
There is nothing that it should do to you. The trailer was actually pretty weak, only saved by the score. It's just the absurd cult of Kojima around it that makes everyone freak out.
>>341583541
kill yourself
>>341583729
What makes it a good game?
>>341583780
It's going to be good.
I already miss the Snakes, Ocelot, Raiden etc...
I bet the Death Strandings bosses and the side characters won't be memorable.
What video games? It was just a shitty prerendered trailer which did not give even the slightest idea of what the game's going to be like. Watch some actual game footage next time, maybe you will feel differently.
>>341583834
Prove it. Show me.
>>341583629
>>341583717
This. They didn't show anything so there was nothing to react at.
what was it supposed to do?
>>341583541
I don't know if you noticed, but you can not know much of this VIDEO GAME yet, since they showed no GAMEPLAY.
>>341583878
>Prove it.
Published by SCI. Means no PC fags. Good game.
>>341583927
Get fucked Nintoddler, this is GotY we're talking about.
>>341583541
But you didn't watch a video game, you watched a trailer.
>>341583836
>bosses
What makes you think the game is even going to have anything like bosses, or side characters for that matter?
It wasn't very good, honestly. I expect more from Kojima.
>>341583834
>kojimbo fanboys
It was the worst thing I saw at E3. It's 2deep4u nonsense. Anyone who says otherwise is a kojimadrone.
>>341584028
Because it will be an action game according to Kojima.
>>341584010
It wasn't a trailer. It was a promise.
>>341583541
Fuck off then
>>341583541
Actually that sounds completely normal
It was a 100% useless cinematic trailer. Might as well have been for a movie, not for a game.
Pretentious and useless. But Kojimadrones eat it right up.
Are you people high? This game looks amazing. Did you see the part where he picked up the fetus and cuddled it and then it disappeared?
Kojima drones are fucking cancer
>>341584197
Why wasn't that portrayed in the trailer, or mentioned in the conference?
>>341584215
Promises aren't games. As far as I'm concerned, this is worse than MN9, because at least that "promise" mentioned gameplay style and genre.
>>341584318
>Why wasn't that portrayed in the trailer, or mentioned in the conference?
Because Kojima decided to make a edgy trailer without explosions and guns this time, but he already said before it will be a game "like The Division or Uncharted". He also said something like "people who like AAA games will like DS"
>not even decided on a game engine
>uuuhhh gaem of teh centrury u guis YEAAAAAYONG OUT
![133107_2254_draft[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MLTph4w.jpg "133107_2254_draft[1].jpg")
>>341583541
Is he a manlet with a bunch of USB sticks attached to his neck?
>>341584197
like all those memorable boss fights from MGSV amirite? oh wait
>Norman Feetus
Slap Kojima on it and people go nuts for it.
>>341583717
It was a good short, you could like it without caring about the game at all, or even knowing it was supposed to be a trailer for a videogame. If you don't understand that to this day you might be retarded.
Embrace the future
>This shit
>video games
What?
Probably because they showed fuck all. I felt nothing too.
>>341584759
I understand that in a medium where gameplay is the primary function of entertainment, a trailer with none of it is almost entirely useless.
>>341583541
>>341584759
what made it good btw? are we now pretending that kojimbo drones like you wouldn't eat shit on a plate if it had kojima name on it?
>>341583541
Kojima's been overrated since always anyway.
Can't believe people still get hyped by trailers with no gameplay in 2016. Oh wait, that sounds about right.
>>341584590
This isn't even remotely funny, but it made me laugh. FUck you.
>>341583541
i reallly hate the kojima fanbase.
>people still give Kojima credit after MGSV
I wish he'd go on to direct video game movies or something, maybe then we'd finally get nice adaptations.
>>341584883
It makes you curious as to what it is.Its a good trailer because you watch it and are go "whaaaaaaaaaaat" "whats this shit what are those floating things in the sky" "why does a man have a baby on a beach at the end of the world?" "what is this game going to be?" It did exactly what it probably was supposed to.
>>341584787
Reedus does look like a slightly more gaunt and greasy version of Hayter
I've honestly had enough of Kojima's bullshit. I've had enough of his vague, overblown trailers whose games will never live up to the hype. I've had enough of his modern American TV love affair (seriously dude, your games were better when you were obsessed with old spy/sci-fi flicks instead of mid-00s TV shows) which leads him to blow considerable chunks of his budget on shitty celebrity actors. And most of all I've really had enough of his unbearable vidya auteur attittude, seriously, I don't need to see your A GAME BY HIDEO KOJIMA signature every five minutes of anything you make just so you can pop yourself.
>>341585121
>people still give Kojima credit after MGSV, MGS4 and Peace Walker
Fixed.
>>341585169
BUT WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE GAMEPLAY
YOU KNOW, THE REASON WHY PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>341585169
>Its a good trailer because you watch it and are go "whaaaaaaaaaaat"
What if my reaction was more like "Wow, I really don't care about any of this!"
>>341585169
Let me translate.
So you're speaking for everyone else is that it? Like all kojimbo drones, every time he does something, you retards go screeching "OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN?????" and you assume that's everyone else reaction because you're self-centred like that. And somehow that makes it a good "short" (as you called it) because you got curious, and you got curious because shit was weird and nonsensical.
Basically.
>weird
>what does it mean???
>it's good because it's weird for the sake of being weird
You're easily impressed. Should read a book, it will blow your mind.
>>341584947
Wasn't really meant to be funny. Those things look exactly like the stick I carry on my keychain.
>>341585169
The only people that asked those sort of questions are the same retards that try to understand every insignificant detail in kojima trailers for games that are blunt obvious.
Everyone else just saw it for what it was. Kojima again having a crush on a celebrity, making a movie to make his fanbase go ape shit with theories for years and years so the hype boosts the sales.
>>341585249
Peace Walker was for the PSP, it was good for what it was.
no OP this wasn't even a game trailer
it was just Kojima the hack throwing some symbolic shit together for E3 and a bunch of faggots eating it up
>>341583780
It's a teaser trailer.
What makes this trailer a good movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEew7zvpAWE
STRANDING
>>341586220
Fuck
>>341586220
Really makes you think.
>>341585547
Nigger, i've never played a single game kojima has had anything to do with.I'm just telling you what that trailer ABSOLUTELY did for MOST people outside of /v/, and personally yeah i want to know whats up with it.The imagery is entertaining.The ideas it presents are entertaining.The fact it was just a guy showing that he has a game coming out makes it okay for me.IF THIS was a reveal that a new metroid game was coming out, and it showed no gameplay, what would the reaction be?
You guys gotta give it to Kojima.
He's smart, he knows his fanbase, he knows they will discuss this to exhaustion, make theories and whatnot, basically making all the marketing for him, building hype and anticipation that only escalates more and more every time he shows or says something. By the game the game is out, even if it takes a fuckload of years, everyone will be talking about it and wanting to buy it, it's a guaranteed GOTY even if it's shit.
>>341585547
ALSO this thread is called "guess i'm an oldfaggot, and don't get the new trendy things" The person who made the fucking thread said this.Fuck off.
>>341586448
>.IF THIS was a reveal that a new metroid game was coming out, and it showed no gameplay, what would the reaction be?
Normal people would probably be pissed by the absence of gameplay or even a game engine, nintendrones would do the same thing kojima fanboys are doing right now.
>>341583541
How old are you OP
>>341586772
LOL
Stop being a bitch
>>341586702
Holy fuck which one of you fuckers hacked Kojima's twitter?
>>341586646
Threads are not thematic you fuckcunt. OP can talk about foot fetish for all it matters the thread doesn't need to follow his initial theme you mongoloid.
>>341586937
>4chin has teh l337 hax00rs XD XD XD
>>341587234
Somebody got in. Only idiots here say this shit.
>>341583629
It's a Kojima game, of course it has no game play
What the fuck, is this what happens when people who only played MGSV suddenly decide they like Kojima?
>>341587284
>Somebody got in
got in where?
>>341587493
>>341583963
But it's on PS4, which is so far just rehashing games from the previous generation.
>>341587559
Are you not allowed to like Kojima after playing his games?
>>341583541
It's just because kojima.
I like most of Kojima's games and I really hope he has the talent to back up his ego on his own but when I saw the trailer for this I could only think of something I'd make when I was a teenager to seem deep.
I realize most of the original teasers Kojima puts out are usually some kind of visual riddle or ARG but this one just isn't clicking with me as well.
I hope it turns out good and I have some minute amount of respect for Kojima, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
>>341587559
retards with poor taste that think a Kojima fart actually is morse code for a release date.
I am too burned out from V. Not trusting that faggot ever again.
>>341585169
You retards should just watch Jodorowsky films if you like nonsensical surrealism for the sake of audience bewilderment.
>>341587837
You probably shouldn't be allowed to like Kojima after MGS2
>>341588086
To be fair Konami was most of the problem with V. It would be a competent game if Kojima could have gotten what he wanted.
I'm still really wary of this new project, but it hasn't even got an engine yet so we'll have to see if it's any good in five years at least.
>>341588130
Um, MGS3 was good. You're getting a spanking if you keep this up, young man.
>>341588245
And Uwe Boll made one good film. Broken clocks.
>>341583541
>guess i'm finally too old for video games because this shit did nothing for me
...?
well it's a teaser trailer for a game so all it means is that norman reedus doesn't get you hyped. it only gets people excited because they like kojima's other games, and, of course, it looks weird. but there's not much to go on in that trailer alone and nothing distinctly "game" about it so i don't see how *that's* the thing that makes you feel too old for video games.
also, you don't get too old for anything. you get depressed.
>>341588168
Here we go again....Kojima had almost 6 years to make MGSV.
Konami is hell hole of retards burning series after series, but you can't blame everything on Konami. MGSV had many shortcomings that were the result of bad decisions from Kojima. Stop idolizing the guy.
>>341588341
MGS1 and MGS2 were also good.
>>341588419
>wanted to get a better voice actor for Snake who didn't just mumble 6 lines throughout the entire game
>Konami said no
>wanted to have 4 acts to the game
>Konami shut it down before act 3 was even done and most of the content of act 2 was still fucked
>large production time due to engine development
>being a Konami apologist after MGO
>>341583541
it didn't do anything for a lot of people, it showed no gameplay, it could have been a CGI movie for all we know.
Now if hours of Zelda gameplay did nothing for you, then you're probably just not into video games anymore.
>>341588756
>Nintendo damage control stretching this far
>>341588895
I'm comparing no gameplay shown with a fuckload of gameplay shown
besides, you know it's going to be game of the show.
>>341588554
>being a Konami apologist
So, after I said konami is a hell hole of retards that burn series I'm an apologist because I don't suck Kojima cock. Ok buddy, no point in arguing with a fanboy and a drone.
Love how you only pointed out those problems as if there aren't a lot more.
>6 years
>relevant because kojima himself helps building the engine u guis
>wanted to get a better voice actor for Snake who didn't just mumble 6 lines throughout the entire game
>Konami said no
[citation needed]
>wanted to have 4 acts to the game
>Konami shut it down before act 3 was even done and most of the content of act 2 was still fucked
[citation needed]
story for act one and two was still shit but sure blame it on Konami because kojima needs more than 6 years to write a story
>large production time due to engine development
You do realize that different teams do different things during development right? And that the fox engine was finished by mid 2012 right?
>>341588554
They had an engine demo in 2011 showing parts of Africa and a demo of Afghanistan in 2013. So the engine isn't an excuse because they still took almost 3 years between that E3 demo and release during which time they made... What exactly? Rockstar made the entirity of GTA V in 4 years, including the engine. Kojima couldn't make half a game in 3 years.
>>341584590
dudebro, kek
He must be, cuz this stick is small af
>>341588554
>large production time due to engine development
Kojimbo was making PW during the engine development you mongoloid. Engine development has nothing to do with Kojima.
>>341583541
Congratulations, you're not a kojimadrone
>>341589306
Fox Engine was finished in 2012.
Are MGS2, 3, 4 and PW shortcomings also Konami fault?
Legit question for every fanboy here.
>>341589379
Take a picture of your nipple with the USB so we know it's the same size.
>>341586220
ON THE EDGE
>>341588023
Same here. I like Kojima but this "teaser" seems so contrived and pretentious. Its like one of those popular kids in high school who runs for class president and gives a shitty speech but everyone claps just cuz he's the cool kid and everyone always does.
>>341583629
Exactly. How anyone can get hyped over some cinematic trailer is retarded. Unless there's gameplay I'm not interested.
>>341585476
Well then I suppose esoteric sci-fi might just not be your thing. Doesn't make the trailer bad.
>>341583629
This. All the boring CGI trailers are fucking boring. I just want to see some gameplay and then I'll know if the game is worth my time or not. The new mass effect trailer was amazingly bad too
>>341583963
Helldivers is on PC and it was funded & published by Sony.
>>341590392
Doesn't make it good either drone.
>>341583981
kek I'll be playing it on my PC once it outs if it looks good. But I won't know that until they've showed any of it.
>>341585547
>stop liking what I don't like
>>341586937
Pretty hot outside
>>341590672
>if you like something you're a drone
Good is subjective anyway. I like it because the imagery and the themes showed worked for me. You didn't like it because I guess that's not the sort of stuff you like. You're the one getting mad at people for liking things you don't like.
>>341590938
I'm not the same anon, anon.
Calling you a drone doesn't make me mad with you, makes me a fact checker.
I've never played a Metal Gear game and my only exposure to them and to Kojimer is from /v/ and, from all I understand, he does shit like this all the time and I wonder why do you people put up with it.
>it will never heal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL4ZxDWLwpM
>>341591039
That's not how it works friendo. You are LITERALLY salty because some people appreciate something. This is a wrong way to live your life.
>>341591201
It's the other way around, a lot of people are taking it as an insult that they weren't as easily swoon as themselves.
>>341591201
>salty
oh you got me, I'm even caps locking and shit. You got me good.
>>341590938
>Good is subjective anyway.
Nothing is more truthfully said when it concerns kojima fanboys kek
>>341591201
You are literally replying to people that disliked the trailer trying to make your point across. Maybe you literally don't see the literal irony here.
Literally.
>>341591371
>>341591434
>>341591536
>>341591634
>there are people unironically going in threads that they don't care about because they can't stand the idea of people liking good things
>you are unironically wasting time telling people that they're wrong to like what they like
>you are unironically trying to reverse the situation by saying I'm the one who's mad that you called me a drone
The ultimate embodiment of "I was only pretending to be retarded"
>>341591846
You're not mad, no sir, not one bit....
>>341591846
I'm >>341591536, it's just a joke about mgs inconstancy.
Not attacking you or your taste you defensive faggot.
>>341591536
Post the one where he's sniffing at the models that Yoji has build and painted.
>>341583541
Anything without any actual gameplay does nothing for me. I've learned this the hard way.
>>341592164
can't find the webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IUM1HkdqvQ
>>341592435
>you will never be this young when you are 50 years old
The teaser defintely interested me, but if the game isnt a psychological thriller/horror I'm gonna lose interest immediately
Don't like Reedus.
>>341583541
You being old has nothing to do with it. The trailer had nothing to show. Its only purpose was to announce that Kojima is making a new game with Norman Reedus to replace what PT was going to be.
This game will be a classic platformer game. You are Norman Reedus and your mission is to reach the end of the level while you grab Babies.
Each Baby gives you a Baby.
When you get 100 Babies, you get an extra life.
>>341593281
replace Reedus with mario, babies with coins, make it by Nintendo and it's instant GOTY and not a rehash at all.
>>341593131
>people still not getting the high iq trailer
THE BABY IS SILENT HILLS AND THE FLOATING THINGS ARE THE MGS GAMES
I wish neo-/v/ would fucking leave already so we can all appreciate the genius of Kojima without all the whining
>>341593440
Or put a Kojima Productions logo with that faggot astronaut being a faggot and BEST GAEM EVOR!!1!!1!1! 11/10 ITS OKAY KOTAKU
>>341593556
I know you're bating but people on mgs reddit literally believe that.
>>341589704
Can be?
>>341583541
I hope he doesn´t need 7 fucking years to make a dissapointing game again.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH.
>>341583541
I didn't watch E3 this year.
All these images made me thing Daryl from The Walking Dead is getting a game.
Is it true?
>>341593663
that works too.
>>341593779
Please cut off that one long nipple hair.And work out a bit, being that flat you literally only need 1-2 months time to show substantial muscle gain.
>>341593947
>lets put physics shit in there sooo deep lol
>>341593440
I bet you think you're intelligent.
>>341594045
No. It's the same actor though.
>>341583541
Why do so many people refer to the things hanging around his neck as dog tags? They're obivously something else.
>>341594171
It's pretty neat, fitting for a spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace game imo.
>>341583541
It's a Kojima game. There is no one that gets the praise he does in the industry.
>>341594384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monolith_(Space_Odyssey)
No gameplay. Really just looked like some student's "art" film.
>>341594306
So any info on what the game will be about? Is it just "art"? Jesus.
>>341594384
Look like padlocks
>>341594115
Roger that. Will do and show nipple progress.
>Please cut off that one long nipple hair.
The other one is more hairy
Also, got few muscles here and there but i raised hands abouve head and they'r gone xD
>>341583729
With age generally comes increasing levels of cynicism, though.
I personally haven't even watched the trailer. I'm just not interested, I guess.
>>341593947
That schwarzschild radius definition is retarded, where did you even get that?
It's simply the radius of the sphere any given body would need be compressed into to form a black hole (escape velocity > speed of light, which means light no longer escapes). Earth's is something like ~10 millimetres if I recall correctly.
The formula accounts for kinetic/potential energy thus the rest of the stuff. The sum of kinetic and potential energy needs to be greater of equal to 0 for escape velocity to be reached.
>>341583541
The fuck? That's perfectly normal and acceptable.
Literally NOTHING was shown beyond some retarded looking shit that probably means absolutely nothing out of context.
We don't know anything about the character. We don't know anything about the world. We know absolutely nothing.
The people who got "excited" for this are Kojima drones and EPIC RUSE fags who are desperately trying to making mountains out of ant hills.
>>341595113
Some online Dictionary, It sounded odd the first time I read and thought that's just how shit is.
I'll update it.
>>341583963
So it'll be simplified trash, good to know
>>341594295
angry nintendyearold detected.
>>341595226
>I can't into themes and symbolism
>>341594115
Not him, but I also got one long nipple hair. Why cut it off?
>>341596647
>SOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEP U GUIS
>>341596745
Hey, you don't have to like it. But you sound like a retard if you think that there is nothing to get from the trailer.
>>341596647
SYMBOLISM
MUH SYMBOLISMMMMM
YOU JUST DONT /GET/ IT
Enlighten me, faggot. You wont because you're talking out of your ass.
baby = Dog
Norman Reedus = Capitalism
OCean = /v/
Whales = SJW
>>341583541
There's nothing to talk about. It was just something for the Kojima fanboys.
>>341596715
Because it's ugly as hell. Plucking or just cutting it off takes literally a couple seconds.
>>341583541
it's an arthouse music video
3/10 metaphor isn't hard when you put your characters in Salvador Dali land
>>341596949
Or I could just lick it off.
>>341587493
>>341596860
You sound mad. It's just a trailer.
>>341583541
Goodbye
>>341589306
GTAV's engine was modified version of the engine they've been using this entire time.
>>341590680
You'll be playing a game produced by Sony with Mark Cerny in the credits on PC? Hopefully it comes out before the Bloodborne port.
>>341583541
Gameplay or fuck off.
