How is this a game? What would the game be?
>>341562296
I like MGS V, but this looks like the type of game you need to be high to play
It's going to be a military TPS with mechs.
Kojima is such a pretentious hack.
MG1&2, Snatcher, MGS 1&3, these are great games and the man deserves credit for them but for fuck's sakes. He has clearly lost touch with the idea of video games just being fun and instead fancies himself an "auteur" which is both extremely gay and side-bustingly hilarious in the context of video games.
I mean what in the fuck was anyone supposed to discern from that, or get excited for, in relation to it apparently being a video game? That the only """""celebrities""""" who will have anything to do with this guy are C-listers at best like Keefer and Reedus should tell you all you need to know about what the realm outside of gaming thinks of Hideo Kojima.
Bravo Konami, this twat was dead weight. Sorry he wasted so much of your money.
>>341562296
It's going to be a game all aboutthe untouched issue of male rape. Just look at the handprints all over his body.
>>341562296
so many fish
>>341562296
Something about this picture seems fishy.
>>341563304
I HATE IT
>>341562760
i dont think there is enough acid in the world I cna take for this to make sense.
Uhhhh how did Norman Reedus get pregnant?
>>341562296
All the hand marks on Norman Reedus represent the invisible hand of the government, touching our bodies and making laws about what we can and cant do with them.
The baby then disappears, showing that Norman Reedus isnt seen in the eyes of society as capable of caring for his child, because he is trans.
Then the baby crawls to the figures in the sky, who represent the government and those in power. As they float high in the sky, not having to worry about the terrible conditions and death happening below.
>>341563304
wtf is with all the dead fish! My mind is exploding as I try to understand how Hideo-san genius works?
>>341563131
Reminder that Kojima made adventure games like Snatcher because he could more accurately script events and cutscenes to his taste, instead of having to deal with what the programmers said was possible in a video game
He's been a film buff and auteur for ages. MG was designed to twist the ideas of what video games are and contrast games like Contra. And it really shows how fucking stupid you must be to think "MGS 1 having an intricate, multiple-hour plot linked to MSX games from a decade ago" has been anything but jerking his own writing off for decades instead of "just video games being fun".
But I agree that the trailer's kind of nothing but needless wank.
>>341562296
A walking sim obviously.
How else are they going to make it art?
>>341562296
I will explain it
Reedus is on a Mission to hunt Godzilla. Everyone knows that Godzilla loves a lot of fish and thus Reedus prepared a lot of bait to catch Godzilla. The baby is reminisce Reedus of the child Godzilla killed. Reedus is naked because he wants this hunt to be personal vengeance mano o mano.
THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!!!!
>What kind of direction did Hideo give Reedus for this?
its going to be a VR game where you throw dead fish at your visual hallucinations before being tazed and beaten to death in police custody
>game intro
>NORMAN REEDUS SNAPS OUT OF A DREAM
>he's in a subway car filled with people
>the handcuff is still on him
KOJIMA WILL HACK IT
The game has to do with connection and keeping things together, according to an interview.
>>341564004
autist complains about game trailer not knowing it took over 6 months to create since Kojima pays attention to detail unlike other developers who rush out games to cash in.
>>341564324
>take off your clothes
>now pretend you just gave birth and you're cradling your newborn son
Is that the crossbow guy from the walking dead?
>>341563825
It's the same plot to that arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito movie. It's basically Junior: the game
>>341564653
well reedus nailed it then.... not sure if that is good or bad?
>>341562296
did I miss something at E3? What does this have to do with Metal Gear?
>>341564004
You think I'm somehow unaware of that? The point being that he was behind games that once were fun despite whatever delusions of grandeur he had about himself. I mean compare "Death Stranding"s trailer to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ulHgDXb5_c
He's not an auteur, he makes fucking video games. The hooting retards who ate up Kronus or whatever the fuck his name is killing an orc earlier in the show were asking "what the fuck is this" when Kojima's pretentious bullshit was halfway through. There's no room for art house in big budget gaming, what there is is called "indie" and I've seen enough masturbatory nonsense out of that scene to last a thousand lifetimes.
To be truly fucking stupid is to consider Hideo Kojima an "artist". I mean pull your tongue out of his asshole, you faggot.
>>341562296
Lol that salon review is fucking REACHING
>>341565116
That character is Stranded Snake, a naked legend. Protagonist of the new Metal Gear game.
>>341565116
metal gear is dead and Kojimbo isn't allowed to get near it anymore.
Konami only makes gambling machines now.
this trailer is for Kojimbo's new vidya, the first one after he got out of Konami
>>341565186
>masturbatory nonsense
thats a game on steam
>>341565301
>That character is Stranded Snake, a naked legend
ehhhhhhh I'll believe it! but whats with the baby and all? thats some crazy ish right there.
>>341565385
>this trailer is for Kojimbo's new vidya,
thats a game? this is like an april fools thing right?
This can't possibly be real. No one would have perfect abs after a baby.
>>341562760
>this looks like the type of game you need to be high to play
how high?
>>341565518
>millennials in charge of understanding basic anatomy
Please if you don't know shit about the things you are talking about, don't say them.
>>341565518
>No one would have perfect abs after a baby.
What if he is really a cyborg like I read on my facebook feed?
>>341565508
this is just a teaser
dude didn't want to talk about the story, the characters, the place where this is happening, the game's genre, what kind of gameplay it's going to have, absolutely nothing.
for now, it's meant to be just a cutscene teaser to make people come up with a ton of theories just like P.T.
>>341563131
Kojima's first trailers never reveal anything you idiot. Enjoy your pachinko machines.
>taking any of it literally especially after the infant disappeared along with the umbilical cordthat we didn't even see attached
>thinking that scar is a c-section scar
Lol anybody who legitimately thinks that is actually retarded and has no concept of meaning.
Nor concept of life for that matter 'cause that for sure ain't a c-section scar.
Jesus christ these pretentious faggots falling over each other to try and explain this artsy dogshit is ridiculous
>>341565882
>Lol anybody who legitimately thinks that is actually retarded and has no concept of meaning.
thats not what Kotaku said...
>>341565186
You are forgetting that we live in an age where Gone Home, Bioshock Infinite, and Last of Us were big successes just for pandering to the "Games Are Art" crowd. The crowds at e3 may not like them, but the hipsters will eat up anything after Undertale.
>>341562296
wtf does he shit out the bab y
fucking butt baby shit covered ass baby
>>341563131
Funny thing, Tomokazu Fukushima worked as a co-writer for the series with Kojima from Solid 1 to 3, he didn't work on 4 and it fucking shows
>>341562296
>game
Where did this meme come from? It's clearly going to be an interactive "arthouse" movie.
>>341566107
you just defined what a modern game is since their breaking the fourth wall.
>Norman Cleetus
Kojima
>open handcuffs
Kojima escaping Konami
>baby
this project
>dead fish
a mockery of women. This trailer subverts their role in childbirth
>flying figures
Kojima's new partners after Konami. Are they merely partners or will they put new handcuffs on him? It remains to be seen
>>341566107
Didn't Kojima confirm the actual game would have shooter elements? Or was that just a mistranslation?
>>341562296
Is this season 2 of life is strange?
>>341563131
Didn't he want Metal Gear to die after 3 but Konami said they were going to make them with or with out him?
>>341562296
AHAHAHA
FUCKING FEMMINISTS. WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT?
QUESTION: in this game do we get to impregnate husbando Reedus?
TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
>>341562296
>there's hand marks all over his booty
It's clearly another pseudo-movie, the same shit Kojima has been doing for years. David Cage and Kojima both make shitty interactive movies, but at least Cage is up front about it.
>>341562296
Why in reviews and stuff does it always say "live nude" is there a dead nude we should avoid or something?
>>341562296
is this going to be the Enter the Void of video games?
>>341562296
HOW IS BABBY FORMED, HOW REEDUS GET PRAGNENT
>GRABBU THE BABBU
>HO K
>NOW PRETEND ITS YOUR PAYCHECK
>>341566579
naked corpses are a given in this industry considering the amount of zombie games out there
>>341566579
you don't get it they're saying we should live nude as opposed to live clothed. It's nudist propaganda
>>341566236
You were on to something for the first 3 points.
>>341566667
>>341563908
>>341564324
>>341565986
>>341566662
>>341566667
implying Reedus is a male in this game
>>341563131
Nice pasta, saved
>>341566892
He's a male if he wants to be male, shitlord.
>being surprised the first trailer of a kojima game doesn't show much
>>341563010
this
>>341565273
it's a fake quote dude
>>341565673
STRANDING
>being surprised a hideo kojima game has 0 gameplay
>>341567724
ON THE EDRGE
Finally, a man is able to destroy female childbirth monopoly. A truly MGTOW game.
>>341562296
You're shitting me. I want to believe half of those quotes are fake, but it literally wouldn't surprise me if they were real.
>>341562296
BROTHER!!
>>341566402
2 was where he first wanted it to die
>>341566662
>HOW REEDUS GET PRAGNENT
how do we know reedus is a male?
>>341568452
pretty sure the 10/10 gamespot quote is fake since Sony never pays off people for reviews.
>>341568557
wha-why is Kojima obsessed with nude males?
>>341569403
fanservice, he knows what a faggot you are
>>341566662
They need to do way instain Kojima, who kill their franchise. because these franchise can't frigth back?
>>341562296
>>341568557
two metal gear games and two nude males? does this mean a new character?
>>341569484
Kojima sure knows his audience.
>>341570090
>>341568557
>>341562296
what if all this is Kojima saying he is gay and wants to be impregnated?
Who else was disappointed when they learned it was an action game?
I just want him to try his hand at another horror game for fucks sake
Fairly excited. I'm sure Hideo Kojima will deliver the goods this time instead of cheating me.
>>341562296
This should have been called Left Standing. The name Death Stranding sounds is a stupid one.
>>341570343
Norman Reedus is his new waifu after he banged pic related while making MGSV
>>341570502
>I just want him to try his hand at another horror game for fucks sake
Is seeing a man give birth not horror enough for you?
>>341570693_no
>>341570502
I found the trailer horrifying in how awful it was.
>>341570693
>Implying that's not my fetish.
>>341570616
why is it stupid?
all the dead fish on the shore and the oil stains imply some important theme about the water
>>341571065
>all the dead fish on the shore and the oil stains imply some important theme about the water
I strongly disagree since from Salon it was clear the vast amount of dead fish represented the loss of self one can experience after realizing their own sexuality is a question of nature and not nurture.
>>341570343
Maybe Kojima is trying to make us all gay.
Looks pretty meh.
>>341564320
If this was how the game went I would buy it.
>>341562296
>Gives birth to HIS child...
wow! much progressive.
>>341571193
in Salon, everything is always about dicks, niggas and nigga dicks.
sometimes there's a "fuck dem white fuccbois" article as well
>>341570502
He said it was something unique, just like he fit MG in the action genre back when it was released since there wasn't a "stealth" genre back then.
I honestly call bullshit and we're probably gonna get another third person shooter, I just hope it's not shit like Uncharted or Quantum Break.
from his assistant's twitter
>Q: what's the meaning behind the title?
>The phenomenon that groups of Whales/Dolphins being beached is called mass stranding. It says LIVE STRANDING if they are beached alive whereas it calls DEATH STRANDING when they are dead.In this title's case, it means SOMETHING has been stranded from SOME WORLD.
is that a ftm trans
>>341562296
Why did they make Lil Cheetus look japanese?
>>341562296
Wait just a fucking minute. Are you saying that a man actually fucking gives birth in this trailer? What the actual, shitting fuck?
If Kojima has truly regained his sanity after escaping the Konami rape dungeons, this game will be a masterpiece fueled by his tragic suffering.
But in all honesty I doubt it.
>>341566371
yes, the game will have sticks and ropes
>>341571707
well, they say all artists have a moment of brilliance after going through some real shit
>>341562296
It's a teaser trailer. It's trying to set the mood and captivate you. Guaranteed nothing in it will be in the game, except Norman Reedus
>>341571670
He doesn't.
>>341569323
Also the game isn't out
starts out as a stealth-action game in a scifi setting with mechs / power armor. develops strong horror elements, and then once you learn to combat the horror-themed enemies it becomes almost a straight puzzle game.
>>341571480
>However, "strand" has other meaning, it's "thread" in psychological terminology. The process of adapting one's characteristics/sociality is represented as the process of twisting thinner thread becoming thicker rope. It can also mean chain or bonds. The title of this game has those 2 meanings, stranded and rope.
>>341562296
>The letters with umbilicals form the words "EAT STANDING"
OH SHIT BABY RUN
Are we gonna see his Norman Penis?
>>341571480
okay so Reedus is in another dimension and there's all sorts of freaky shit going on there with all the oil, the floating dudes and this baby (which makes me remind of that aborted fetus in PT except this one is normal)
Silent Hill is Konami's IP so they can't use the same name. however, there's nothing stopping an adaptation of the script from happening.
Kojima will announce Del Toro's involvement later, Reedus will find his way out of this world he got stranded and will show up back in that street from the trailer, then head into the spoopy house with the girl from The Ring.
>>341562296
If I wanted to see hairy assholes I'd go rewatch the God of War trailer.
>>341572465
I hope so
they showed his butt
Dudes, this whole thing is teasing it actually is gonna be a new mech game, featuring Reedus as the pilot you play as. The umbilical cord is supposed to be the connection each pilot has for their mech in order to control it, and the baby is the mech itself that each pilot cares for as if it were its own. The scars are the surgery for the implants to pilot such advanced mech suits, which have been created to fight off the creatures of the ocean killing all the wildlife hence the washed up whales and such. I have no idea what the handcuffs are for though but I swear screenshot this shit, kojima is just trying to throw us off by saying the logo has nothing to do with the game.
>>341572894
>Mechs
Why would Hideo do this after doing Metal Gear shit for 20 years?
>>341572318
okay so the intertwined threads (dimensions) form a "rope" that you'll be thickening as you advance.
in time traveling you do this by "fixing" paradoxes so the timeline gets stable. in this case, you'll be traveling between dimensions to fix reality, apparently.
the trailer takes place in a very surreal setting that suggests shit's not working how it's supposed to be.
>>341562296
Tactical umbilical cord action starring pregers snake
>>341562296
That's not a c-section scar though.
>>341573289
>you'll be thickening as you advance.
T H I C C
>>341573017
Cause he's crazy
>>341573370
You would know since you're a mom and you had a babby
>>341572894
Considering he said the mascot was going to have a spoiler for his next game, only to do a complete 180 by saying the mascot has nothing to do with his next game, I'm behind this. Pic related is Reedus's suit.
>>341573541
No, I would know because I have access to google.
>>341573370
>>341565882
>That's not a c-section scar
>>341573541
Because it's so hard to look how the procedure is done, right?
>>341562296
>What would the game be?
P.T on a beach with dead fish.
>>341573793
That's not a c-section scar either.
>>341573727
It probably has to work differently on a man though
There's no woom. They probably had to cut him open to put the baby inside him or something
>>341572349
Damn you're right
Maybe cannibalism or something idk
>>341573616
Does that not look like him in the suit too! I'm glad I saw that picture again it makes me feel like my odd prediction might actually be true
>>341573959
So he was smuggling the baby?
>>341574003
The song title alone is what's convincing me. That image was made public before the trailer.
>>341562296
This is a joke, right?
You're trolling me, right? Making a fool of me?
>>341574126
No, feminists and numales are this retarded. We don't even know if this is even a loose adaptation of Junior.
>>341562296
>man in dispair over his premature baby slowly dying in his arms
I guess he really was upset over the premature release of Phantom Pain.
>>341573017
He likes mechs.
>taking visual metaphors literally: the game
>>341565273
I'm gonna fucking laugh if the scar has nothing to do with the baby, and the adult handprints on him are his dead wife's.
>>341574218
>I don't like this trailer for a video game
>The SJWs must be behind this!
The game features an online cavern system that explores the possibility of inner demensional playbox, you use sticks and ropes fashioning various weapons and pulleys. You team up epwuth normand and his godlike child to combat dwellers and booby natural traps set by the heaven host.
>>341574580
Wow that picture doesn't work in anything resembling high quality and not a 2kb facebook jpeg
>>341574704
You're dumb as shit if you assumed I was talking about the trailer. It's the retarded reviews plastered all over OP I'm talking about.
Anyone cap that thread where OP explained the symbolism behind this video and how it was basically all a big fuck you to Konami?
>>341574873
I always thought the oil on his hands was symbolic of Kojima comparing Konami's recent business practices to an oil company.
>>341564721
Too bad it's not Twins.
So I don't get how in the trailer we see after he stands up, it pans to the fish, then in the final shot after the five whatevers disappear, the fish are behind him, no footprints, no disturbances at all. Is he floating or was it just an oversight and i'm looking too deep into it?
>>341562296
Pretentiousness: The Trailer. Kojima loves being artsy for the sake of being artsy, we should just ignore it and wait for the gameplay footage.
I feel we're looking at two different timeframes. One where he has the baby in his arms and is upset, and another, later moment where the baby's been long gone.
Reedus's emotions did a complete 180 when the baby vanished, like he was never upset in the first place. That tells me he was recalling a point in his past, then snapping out of it.
What if Reedus is a brave, beautiful transman?
>>341575328
You ignore it. I'm enjoying this.
>>341575328
>wait for the gameplay footage.
Alright anon. I'll see you in 2018, then. Try not to think about it too much.
>>341575328
Sure, you do that.
>>341575189
Area 51 needs a revamp, sure another fps shooter but in foxengine its just
There is not a single medical surgery that would leave this type of scar on the abdomen. It sure as shit isn't a c-section scar.
>>341573959
>woom
>>341575413
Here's some food for thought. What if this is a loose adaptation of All You Zombies/Predestination, and he's a fully fertile time travelling hermaphrodite. His past feminine self got impregnated by a man who looked like Norman Reedus and gave birth, thinking she lost the baby. Then she ended up transitioning to become a man who happened to look like norman reedus, went back in time and fucked his past self. The game has you protect the baby so she can grow up to get impregnated by her future self.
>>341562296
I've heard that the trailer should be about how Kojima got kicked from Konami and lost the rights to make Metal Gear games
>>341574580
>first time I saw that I thought it was just a piece of rebar sticking out
>apparently it's a cigar
>people apparently couldn't see it
I don't understand normies.
>>341562296
It's going to be Heavy Rain 2.
This is clearly a modern day re-imagining of the classic story, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
honestly with the dead animals on the beach and all the oil, i thought the game was trying to tell us how evil polluting the ocean is or some other shit like that. Even showed that it would eventually lead to harming oneself since that baby was clearly a baby version of Reedus himself.
>>341576016
Oh that wacky Jeannie, what will she do to try and get back her brother who was absorbed into the black abyss by the five nightmarish horrors!
Who knows, find out next week.
Norman Reedus plays Verrier, a former soldier who becomes a security guard at a scientific outpost near the Arctic circle studying new methods of developing biomechanical life. The outpost is built in a former Whaling station. Verrier strikes up a relationship with a female researcher named Kara, who has ulterior motives. One night after they have sex Verrier wakes up in a lab with a cable coming from a scar on his chest, connected to a mysterious metal pod. Angry and confused he lashes out at Kara who fails to sedate him and the pod responds to his rage, exploding and causing the two to black out.
Verrier wakes up an unknown amount of time later and finds Kara missing, the outpost full of corpses and himself being chased by five biomechanical monsters called The New Blood, who control and mutate the corpses and sentry robots to hunt him through the base. The first part of the game involves Verrier engaging in survival horror and stealth gameplay as he receives cryptic instructions from Kara over his phone and begins to dig into what she was doing.
Finally he manages to reach her but finds that Kara has used her research to turn herself into a biomechanical geiger-esque exoskeleton armor, and the pair reluctantly join forces. The game switches to virtual-on style gameplay with Verrier piloting Kara to hunt down and kill The New Blood. As this happens Verrier's mental state deteriorates and eventually the true nature of the experiments are revealed.
The current game target is 2018, and Sony wants to promote it as a piece of "art", they're going to be exhibiting future trailers at famous art galleries.
>>341576053
Kojima has had a hardon against oil companies since at least 1990, when he introduced OILIX to Metal Gear, so this isn't farfetched.
Its very fucking weird that so few have made this connection, as oil and the sea have been famously connected due to large oil spills. Remember that MGSV started the second area in an oil-polluted body of water. Kojima's always included it somehow.
>>341575547
Dantes cross, the big oicture is not that dantes cross covers the whole sternum. Its because the so call male covering is the stomach are a females if there were any would rise to sides open hand gesture
>>341576269
Fuck, anon. I hope this is true. That sounds pretty fucking cool.
Also a pretty nice nod to Zone of the Enders.
>>341575763
>lost the right to make Metal Gear games
Remember that Hideo wanted MGS 2 to be the last one. He only kept making more because fans were desperate and they're such huge money makers. Getting fired from Konami is perhaps the best thing to ever happen to him, creativelly.
>>341576592
Then out the window that theory goes
>>341576269
>geiger-esque
It's Giger. H.R. Giger.
Geiger was a scientist
>>341576721
Not really. I'd imagine he had a pretty shitty time being forced to release an unfinished product, and he'd been with Konami for nearly 30 years, only to be unceremoniously shitcanned. That would naturally be upsetting, and the trailer may have been something of an outlet. Not necessarily for the MG franchise, but at least for worrying about a negative backlash for a prematurely released product, something he's never actually done to that point.
I can't wait for this masterpiece, 11/10 GOAT
>>341576721
It could still be about Konami but that seems kinda weird for Kojima. His meta narratives have always dealt more with the relationship between player and game rather than director and game.
>>341573959
>woom
>put the baby inside him
holy fucking shit are you twelve
>>341576964
I wouldn't say that. One of the extra missions in Ground Zeroes had a subtle jab at Konami. There's also the whole "Dad was such a drag" monologue if you buy into the thought of there being passive aggressive subtext aimed at Konami.
Then there's the fact that he's even publicly said that Konami's new structure will inevitably crumble under its own weight if it only thinks of immediate profit, and how not dealing with their bullshit means he can develop games faster and with less worry.
Considering they scrapped two projects while he was working on them, I'd imagine he'd be at least a little pissed at them, and he strikes me as the type to show his emotions through his work, rather than through his body language or actions.
>>341576339
>>341576269
that sounds like the sort of batshit crazy thing kojima would come up with
>>341576269
I'm glad this is fake since I hate games that switch genres midway through
I'm gonna withhold saying anything until I've seen what the actual gameplay looks like.
>>341562296
It's not.
Konami is no longer around to slap Kojima on the wrists for removing gameplay for the sake of cutscenes and "deep" story.
It will be a "video game" only because Kojima already has a large gamer following. He wants to make movies, but he wouldn't get the same support in the movie making business.
>>341576339
God damn, man. Either go to bed, or go back to /int/.
>>341577540
Last time he focused a game on gameplay instead of story Konami fired him.
>>341562296
>game's themes are about "sticks vs ropes"; things that (players) use to destroy push things away from them in games, and also things they use to connect with others, as they were the first two tools used by man
It's Undertale-Cast Away by Hideo Kojima.
>>341577627
He got fired for blowing all the money on nothing and not even managing to finish his game.
>>341562296
It looks like a post-apocalyptic, survival horror game that is mostly about atmosphere and aesthetics, which is probably good for non-spooky survival game. It's likely just Kojima making a nice looking thing with a convoluted plot that's beyond the understanding of almost its entire audience.
There's no point speculating though since it won't amount to anything and there are countless better things to spend your time on than trying to guess what a man who you'll never meet is working on. Just wait until it comes out, maaaaaaan.
I really hope it's not Kojima pandering to the SJW crowd. Those people see what they want to see, it might have nothing to do with what OP's pic is talking about.
>>341577707
>le blame kojima for konamis new management meme
>>341577695
>undertale with no furries and a big budget
I'm hype.
>>341578096
Konami might be greedy jews, but that only explains why they'd fire a hack like Kojima who only costs them money.
>>341576339
Maybe be sorry to the ladies for speaking of their outstretched coverings
>>341578175
>had a hand in over 50 titles/rereleases, etc, most of which made them richer and more famous
>cost them money
He helped put Konami on the map.
>>341566662
He gets bummed into next week
>>341566662
He never did. The scars are unrelated.
He's just taking the piss out of feminists only to pull the wool over their eyes.
>these nikka's already forgetting what went on with Phantom Pains first teasers
kojima said himself at some point that he fucking loves misdirecting people
>>341578480
Obviously. This teaser is just him helping us pass the time by analyzing it during the long developmental wait.
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Everyone above this line is a nu-male cuck.
>>341578702
I guess I'm immune then.
>>341578702
>nu-male cuck
Nice meme
>>341578796
Get back above your line, hipster.
>>341578836
Your stupid meme failed. Everyone below that line is not a cuck.
>>341578702
>inadvertently makes an army of alphas blowing this shitpost the fuck out
You fucked up anon.
>>341578702
Your post number and tag is above the live.
>>341578983
Not mine.OURS
>>341573289
There's been a whole bunch of theories involving dimensions and shit cause someone zoomed in on one of the photos and found this
It's supposed to have stuff to do with like quantum mechanics and one of them is connected to black holes
>>341562296
>>341562296
What if the whole baby bit has nothing to do with the game and was just a reference to PT and Kojima's situation?
Reedus(Kojima) was unshackled(contract ending) and was got hit new baby(Silent Hills) but then it disappeared(cancelled) which left some wounds(the scar) but then he gets up and moves on with it(stands up looks around) to the new game(camera switch to behind Reedus with the floating figures)
Also in reference to the title and the imagery, stranding is the name for what whales do when they beech themselves and either die in the sun or if the tide comes in but not enough for them to get free and they drown from their blowhole being covered.
>>341579051
Would you even call those dogtags? They likely don't have his name and are too thick to really be dogtags. What else could they be? Keys, maybe?
>>341579051
So did him and oil baby break through the space-time continuum and land in a parallel universe
>>341579118
USB flash drives
>>341579210
There's no port on the bottom.
>>341579210
I mean some kind of electronic storage device might make sense. The electric handcuff more than established a sci-fi angle. We should probably also consider their age. That's some pretty thick metal to have so many notches in it.
>>341578171
>no furries
Never doubt the madness of Kojima.
>>341579394
I said stay out underfag.
>>341579105
Yeah, the falling out with Konami is a pretty clear subtext, but I wouldn't necessarily say its the entire meaning of the trailer. I'm sure there'll be plenty of upfront in-universe context on top of the subtext.
>>341563421
HE HATES IT
>>341562296
It's not. It's a teaser trailer intended to generate interest for a game.
>>341579447
Oh did you really?
>>341579051
The top one is the formula for the schwarzschild radius: if an object of mass M were somehow compressed into a point, turning it into a black hole, then the left side gives the radius beyond which not even light could escape it
I don't recognize the bottom one, but psi usually labels the wave function in quantum mechanics
>>341562296
an Interactive Artistic Experience
>>341580197
Good. I go to Kojima for interactive artistic experience. I've got plenty of other devs who offer games.
>>341562296
Why does everyone assume reedus was pregnant?
I remember a kojima tweet telling people to get their head out of the gutter about the game.
>>341580365
I thought it was a scar from removing the weird ass cords that are attached to everything
he is the only living thing without one
>>341576269
>Kara has used her research to turn herself into a biomechanical geiger-esque exoskeleton armor
I don't know what the hell that means, but i wanna fuck it.
>>341578983
rekt
>>341580410
Somebody fucking gets it. Note that there's no bellybutton, where the cords are located. Whatever internal device those cords hook up to was surgically removed from Reedus's character.
>>341562296
>not c-section scars
>scars are healed
>baby is newborn
>>341580875
You can't explain this very simple hole in their transgenderism theory these people.
Stupid people have taken over Kotaku years ago.
>>341576339
kek
>>341562296
Do these idiots not know how long it takes for a surgical wound to heal? If that's some kind of sci-fi cesarean section, then he had a different baby years before. That kid in the trailer didn't come out of him. If its his biological kid, then that kid came out of someone else, likely whoever put all those hand prints on him.
>kojima included his name in the trailer no less than seven (7) individual times
How the fuck can anyone like this pretentious hack? He's not the only person who works on these games but he's the only one who is allowed to have his name attached to it
>>341581980
>How the fuck can anyone like this pretentious hack?
Because he's fun?
Because his actions outside of the games he and his team releases have zero personal bearing on us?
Unless you're on his dev team you have no logical reason to hate the guy.
>>341565673
>>341581980
Makes his own company, does a lot of self funding, collaborates with others to make original ideas.
>HE SHUBENT BE ALOWED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR HIS WERK!
It's not a credits sequence, faggot. It's an introductory trailer to a new IP he and a few others have created.
I guess if you ever created something original we'd be perfectly reasonable to get mad at you for putting your name up on the poster for all the parts you were responsible for.
Also, what is a running gag
>>341582118
>Unless you're on his dev team you have no logical reason to hate the guy.
The fact he plasters his name everywhere speaks a lot about his character. You don't have to be a member of his team to see how up himself he is
>>341565985
There is no reason not to include artistic expression in a video game, especially since the market is so oversaturated at this point there's a game for literally every niche demographic.
>>341582257
>Also, what is a running gag
Not what this is at all
kojimafags are worse than nintenyearolds when it comes to denial
-The game is going to have multiple dimensions/time travel.
-Death will play a significant role in the game play and story.
-Through the time travel/alternate dimensions rebirth will exist. If there are alt dimensions, then the reincarnations will have to fight for the right to exist. Or they will work together to survive. The cords and connection theme support this.
-The game will be an action game with some kind of player tribe mechanic where death of friends could be beneficial to the tribe (or group, because it will be a fairly abstract connection), or mean certain death.
-The baby was either a alt version of Norman's character or a botched reincarnation, or both.
-There will most certainly be some mind fucking going on.
>>341582270
The thing is I don't care. I just happen to like his games, at least when they're finished products. That's all the reason I need to like him. He can be as pompous or conceited as he wants. I'll never meet him on a daily basis and will never have to deal with that side of him outside of reading his name a few times.
>>341582270
Kojima is a fucking asshole.
I worked at KojimaPro for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. He was always sleeping during meetings, or playing Monster Hunter under the table with Yoji even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, he was sitting next to me chewing gum and every time I tried to talk he would blow a bubble and pop it to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the staff gave me worried looks of disapproval. he looked me straight in the eyes, chewing his gum extremely loudly. He reached for the gum pack in his pocket and presented it to me, then he said in broken English:
"Want somu? It's chelly."
I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Kojima gave me this look like he couldn't believe what I was doing. After that he was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought.
The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a piece of chewed gum stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Kojima about it, but he acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day he would put a piece of chewed gum somewhere. Under the mouse, in my shoes, between my papers, he even replaced the bento my wife had made for me with nothing but different flavors of chewed gum.
Fuck Kojima.
>>341573959
>>341576339
Are we reaching The Conduit levels of meme here?
>>341582343
Okay, so tell me what it is if it isn't something he's continued to do with every game he's been a major part of?
Sure some amount of it is epeen stroking, but his games aren't super grim-dark serious bullshit. There's always been elements of hilarity and silliness in all of them. This is more akin to a signature rather than whatever the hell you think this is. Would you kindly explain or are you just looking for reason to get mad?
Are you turned off by the trailer? What elements of the trailer? The style of Kojima's directing? What is it?
Explain without posting vague details that don't clarify anything.
Its going to be a TPS, wit ha bad story, an empty open world, by a dev who makes big promises he can't keep.
Can anyone post a link to what Kojima trully said about this game? Can't find anything just stupid articles and projected interpretations.
>>341582815
He had a small interview after the show. Look it up. I think it was with whatever the name of that dorito pope guy is.
>>341582526
Top kek. Nice pasta, saved.
>>341562296
>watch the last Kojima trailer
>amazed by the depth of this "thing"
>feels good
>read first reactions
>"challenging gender norms"
>"gender stereotypes"
>mfw
>>341582729
>super grim-dark serious bullshit.
That's exactly what this new trailer was though
>>341583050
The trailers for MGSV were too but the game was full of light-humor and jokes scattered here and there.
Were you able to read any further than the line you quoted?
YFW game opens with;
CHAPTER 3
>>341583015
Same bullshit with Predestination. They were too busy gushing over transgenderism to appreciate that they were witnessing the existence of a creature with no beginning or end. Transgenderism had nothing to do with it.
>>341583015
The fact that the "c section" scar has been healed for a long time tells you that he didn't give birth to that baby and the scar likely has nothing to do with childbirth, as it looks nothing like even a classical c-section.
>>341562296
How many threads about this are you going to make?
>>341583695
Flavor of the week, friendo. There's gonna be as many threads as possible until the next news story happens. There are several threads from various E3 announcements. About as many zelda threads here as there are death stranding threads.
>>341583585
In a week or so be sure to read some libertard paper that links Kojima's "message" to Orlando killing spree.
Much as I'm probably going to enjoy this game I still can't escape the thought that Norman Reedus's son is named Mingus.
Mingus Reedus.
>>341583884
Goddammit these people have already proved they have no concept of the passage of time. I wouldn't even give them a week to make this stupid fucking connection.
>>341563131
>excluding MGS2
top kek. great troll material.
