NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
>>341542345
>my arrows can't hit the targets that are too far (literally fly through them)
>their arrows hit me from any distance
Why is this allowed?
I'LL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL
PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST, FRIEND
Wolves........wolves everywhere........
>>341543647
CAN'T WAIT TO COUNT OUT YOUR COIN
>>341543509
arrows have autoaim
theres a mod that removes it and suddenly the AI can't aim either
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
the best was "THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING" when they are already charging at you with their sword raised
>>341543916
What do you mean? The arrow flies pretty straight and I can dodge enemy arrows regularly, but its hitbox isn't perfect, I'll concede that.
>>341542345
Can't wait to hear it again, but REMASTERED.
Dragonborn was a pretty good DLC.
Someone post that green text that contains the different perspectives about 2 giants and their mammoth please.
>should have
>>341544129
>have 100 Stealth
>crouch and move to the left 10 yards
>"MUST'VE BEEN NOTHING"
>they say, staring right at me
NEVER SHOULD HAVE PIRATED MY GAME
>>341546190
That's a pretty rare todd
>>341542345
This is the part where you fall down and BLEEEEED TO DEAAAATH!
>>341546305
That is Todd-ally awesome
>sneak, aim for headshot
>arrow hits shoulder instead
>Hmm, must've been the wind...
>mfw
>>341545210
I remember in Oblivion I had a sneak of 100+, walked in between to guys talking, and because of head tracking they both looked at me.
I killed one, the other stopped mid sentence and walked away.
I killed him to.
That was a fun game.
Post Skyrim sluts.
>>341543916
what mod removes it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_x-x0gawck
Brragghwaaagh! *spin*
>>341547150
>>341547150
haven't properly messed with the game in a long time
https://youtu.be/qN80_7rNmcE
>>341546584
>tw bandits talking about something
>probably great friends, been together forever
>have survived guard attacks, been through crazy adventures
>they're just chilling in their little cozy hideaway, fire is roaring, they've got mead and meat to eat
>I sneak into the cave
>listen to them blabber on about a card game or their parents telling them to go to school
>one turns his head away for a split second
>I let an arrow fly into one
>he lets out a gurgle and dies soon after
>other one turns back
>"Who's there?!" he cries out
>no time to react to his dead friend, he's running on 100% adrenaline
>surely on the verge of tears, furious about the sick fuck who killed his buddy
>he paces a few times around the area
>"must've been nothing" he mumbles to himself
>goes back to staring at the fire, but says nothing
I left the cave after that, I legitimately felt bad for him.
>>341542345
>Not marrying or being an Altmer
Why are you playing Skyrim wrong, /v/?
>>341547746
I'd have cast a fury spell and watched them kill each other, personally.
>>341547915
There aren't any good-looking Altmer women available for marriage in vanilla Skyrim.
>>341542345
post khajiit
>>341547915
I'm hoping the next TES game will have a variety of good hairstyles
why is the Dragonborn DLC making me want to uninstall Skyrim and get Morrowind instead?
>>341548593
>"We're here to teach you a lesson"
>they fight each other
Lesson learned
>>341542345
I YIELD! I YIELD!...... never should have come here
>>341547915
because there's only one single Altmer to marry and she looks like shit
actually 90% of the women in skyrim look like shit
>>341551320
Yeah yeah, sure it will. You should preorder it now.
Say what you will about the game but sometimes the vistas can be really nice.
>>341551849
>not marrying the qt archer nord and living with her in her cabin on the throat of the world
I stopped playing and keep that save protected so they'll always be in that cabin together.
I'm not autistic.
>>341547245
all out of spoons, sry
>>341551391
At least finish the DLC before you do. There's some pretty interesting shit. Like Kaarstag being more powerful than pretty much anything you face in the base game.
>>341552515
>he fell for the "spoonfeeding" /v/ meme
There's no way to find it, I have nothing to go on
>>341553154
>How do I put "arrow" "Archery" "tracking" or "npc" in various combinations into NMM search?
>>341542952
DIE
CURRRRRRRRRR
>>341553852
Nothing comes up
"Spoon feeding" doesn't actually exist, it was created because some /v/tards wanted to feel like they were part of a "secret club" again, you only look upset and retarded when you try to use the meme.
>>341554627
since I don't feel like spoonfeeding applies here, look at the archery gameplay overhaul mod
>>341543509
There's an ini setting that lets your arrows fly further just google it or something.
>>341555126
That's all you needed to do
>>341554627
>implying the spoonfeeding stigma didn't originate from /a/
>>341547150
>>341553852
Let's not pretend these fucks at Nexus don't get creative with their mod naming. More often than not you'll only find what you're looking for in discussions or recommended mod lists.
>>341542345
Kratos?
>>341547150
>>341556169
>immersive tomato
>immersive chair
>immersive mead bottle
>>341547150
>the sexlab faggots blocked lolis
>there still isn't a position realignment patch for the current version of it
Fucking faggots all of them
>>341557865
>giantess cock vore futa is fully supported
>short girls are too degenerate
never change, lover-slab
I thought /v/ universally hates Bethesda games
>>341557865
Be less of a pedophile and you will get along well with society. If you aren't attracted to the female's body for its curves but for the lack of them, you have a problem.
>>341542345
Whenever I hear this I always interpret it that on some weird level they're saying in dread. Knowing that if I didn't come they would have continued to live.
>>341546858
That is quality Bethesda programming. While very funny, how hard is it to make an exception that any character that an enemy doesn't detect cannot be targets of head tracking. Simple, bing bang, and high sneak/invisibility is more realistic and immersive.
>>341557865
wait, what? bullshit.
where to get loli mods now?
>>341547746
I'm pretty sure that cave is a ruin and it's important for the main quest. Probably didn't play it long then.
>>341559367Allthefallen
>adopt the flower girl kid
>after a few days she turns into a woman with a kid's voice
puberty is strange
>>341542345
WHY
WON'T
YOU
DIE
>>341545049
>implying should of
Consider suicide
>>341552569
stronger aka has more health
>>341547915
> This is a 10/10 in the Summerset Isles
A NORD NEVER BACKS DOWN
I YIELD I YIELD
>download a bunch of mods
>pretty much none of them work
o-ok
I just wanted to fuck a qt werewolf
>>341560441
god i remember seeing the promo screenshots of the game back in 2011 and thinking "woah these women look pretty hot"
how the fuck did they turn into such ugly gremlins?
My cousin had a catKilled that too
i used to be an adventurer like you but i took an arrow to the knee
>>341542345
I YIELD
>>341560956
I never understood why this became a meme
>>341556457
>>341558118
Shitlab is a for profit company and because they want to make $$$ off of other people's work while they do nothing they have to file taxes and shit and are based in the country they live, and cannot host content that is illegal in their country.
>>341554627
Mortal enemies
>>341560935
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT!
>>341561072
Say it enough times and people will start to think it has some importance
>>341546190
Everytyme
You're not supposed to be in here
>>341542345
I agree, I never should have started browsing this place. I've been here for over a decade now
>>341559367
I don't remember where but I got a Tera Elins look alike mod so that's close
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE WIFE, CAT!
>>341561551
Get out now, or I'll call the guards
Why Elves looks so ugly in Skyrim? Aren't Elven women supposed to be godlike beautiful?
>>341547150
You gotta love how being a slut has been implemented so well in the mechanics of the game.
>>341560441
They fucked up the elves, need elf overhaul for the elves but human women can be attractive vanilla, in a more down to earth way.
>>341561845
They're all ugly as shit except for the Bosmer and some of the Dunmer I guess.
>>341561826
they really dropped the ball with marriage
>wearing dwarven armor
>that's some nice looking armor, dwarven make, isn't it?
some things people said were cool
>>341561845
People try to make elves look like humans and fail miserably because they're supposed to have a lot more angular aesthetic and in cases like dunmer an almost alien feel to their facial structure instead of typical human features that would be pinned as attractive
Also Bethesda is bad at facegen
>>341547150
>put helmet on argonian or khajiit
>it still looks the same
Would it have been so hard to make the helmets look different on the beast races?
>>341560252
how new
>>341552569
I thought I was pretty tough going into that fight and he blew me the fuck out.
>>341561976
>pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5uufycdvwA
I think this is the right video, whole channel's pretty good
>>341561845
Only in tolkien fantasy games, like the witcher for example
The Elder Scrolls has some tolkien in it but it's not a big influence, elves in TES are meant to look alien in appearance, they have many pointy facial features.
The Chimer might have been closer to what you're looking for, but they were cursed into what are now called Dunmer
>>341562226
>beast races
>>>/pol/
>>341561845
I don't think it says anywhere in Elder Scrolls lore that humans find elves particularly good looking. And I suppose that goes vice versa. Elves probably find humans ugly. Also I think bethesda were going for an alien look. Still, they fucked up and made them look like shit.
>>341542345
should of*
if you're going to meme, at least do it right
>>341562486
kek
>>341561551
>sneaking through some assholes house
>its completely silent, no indication that anyone is aware of your presence
>as you approach the strong box some asshole appears behind you and yells that shit
Probably the most terrifying moment in the game for me.
>>341562596
(missing yellow skin)
>>341562893
grey*
Looks more like a dunmer
>>341560428
He also hits like a truck but whatever.
Is that a forsworn guy?
Or whatever band of bitches they were.
I remember the first time I ran into them.
>Wandering around
>See a guy off in the distance.
>Ohhhh cool maybe he's going to offer me to join his clan or guild or whatever.
>Sure I'll join.
>Attacks me
>Kill him with magic.
Why? I really wanted them to be a joinable faction or whatever. Such a waste.
>>341562203
Is that a dick?
>>341562129
Bosmer girls are beautiful because of glamour.
Or at least, they're supposed to be.
>>341563252
OP is a random bandit, this is a forsworn
>>341563261
I don't know, what do you think?
>>341563346
That's mostly because the dudes are deformed hobbits so the women are supposed to be Amazon-lite, no?
>>341563493
Nah, glamour is (in real-life fairytales) stuff like appearance magic. So, under the magic, the girls would probably look horrifying as well, but...
>>341562340
Why do people still see Ulfric as "muh Hitler"? The Altmer literally want to eliminate the human races and destroy the world so that they can "ascend", i don't see how that makes the cuck empire better.
>>341563261
replying to spammers cause them to post more often, they're desperate for attention, despite the majority of /tesg/ wanting them gone they still spam the general every day using the threads like MSN or something
even if they reply to you just ignore them
>>341563473
>>341563642
That definition of glamour didn't even cross my mind it's been so long since I heard itthe mmohas some marginally interesting antler appearance options for bosmer but I'm not fond of it thematically
NEVER SHOULD OF REMASTERED
>>341564327
10/10 like far cry with guns
>>341563780
The empire is biding their time until they can completely wipe out the dominion, until the stormcloak rebellion happened everyone was free to worship talos so long as they didn't go around shoving it in peoples faces, Ulfric made such a show of his stupidity that the Thalmor actually took notice of no one obeying the "no talos" law and sent in the empire
The war is exactly what the dominion wanted, if the empire wins the Thalmor will now have a much firmer control on Skyrim's worship, if the Stormcloaks win the Thalmor can do whatever they want in Skyrim and the empire has no say in the matter, either way the Thalmor win.
The empire winning is the lesser of the two evils because at least the Thalmor won't go unwatched
>>341552170
This. Game is the fucking best when it comes to exploration
>>341542345
>kill emperor's cousin in broad daylight
>then proceed to kill emperor
>empire still lets me join them
>>341563473
>Oh,mmmyyyy.webm
You know the one.
>>341564960
Yes I do. The girl that walks up to him before that is hot as fuck too.
>that shitty ass sound of the mace hitting your armor sounding like someone breaking styrofoam
>>341558213
Theres a bunch of factors like season, age and time of day about when /v/ likes or hates shit
>>341553154
What is any search enging. Found mutliple mods and ini tweaks within a minute.
It's not a bad thing to look for oneself, instead of waiting for a response, which often takes longer then doing it yourself.
It's a good mentality to promote, so stop shitting on it because you want to promote laziness.
>>341558213
No, universally shits on Bethesda is more accurate, only an occasional dumbass can't differentiate the two. Despite being enjoyable, the games have serious issues that never get fixed, sometimes made worse and keep getting dumbed down.
/v/ rightfully shits on Bethesda.
>>341565101
>girl
>he married someone other than brelyna Maryon of house telvanni
Top pleb
>>341565768
Yes, girl. Girls can have peepees too.
>>341565296
Yet you are unable to provide any of these because you didn't actually find it that way and are still afraid of a /v/ meme
>>341565960
![5820749_f260[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K90aSSw.jpg "5820749_f260[1].jpg")
WAAAHH IS THE BABY GONNA CRY?
>>341565930
>take brelyna on my quests as my companion
>bitch literally says something every 30 seconds
>if hear her asking if i have some sausages again im going to murder her
marrying into the telvanni better be worth it
>>341542345
Of all the people that use to attack, they attacked the guy who's wearing dragon's skin and bone for armor.
