https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY7A1BJoxko
>MFW you made the thread literally 15 seconds before me
Motherfucker.
Lock me down and throw away the keys.
When's Lang
>>341517753
Sorry senpai, forgot today started at 1am my time so I scrambled to get a thread up.
>>341518161
It's alright. Making these threads 5 minutes before the show starts is the right time to do them anyways.
Who /RedDead/ here?
harassing phil spencer tonite
>>341518419
cringee
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday02_1_1400@46333
ive never watched anything by giantbomb before, what am i in for boys?
>>341518503
Stop being a pussy. It's just love.
>>341518535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQaU6HXQg5Y
>>341518419
That bit was pretty fucking funny throughout all the conferences.
:(
DOG FUCKER CONFIRMED
>remember when giant bomb e3 was a bunch of friends drinking, hanging out and talking about video games/the conference
>now it's boring, sterile, and lame
>>341518535
Since it's E3, a lot of cynicism. Giant Bomb is like a very politically correct /v/ when it comes to this event.
>>341518850
>>remember when giant bomb e3 was a bunch of friends drinking, hanging out and talking about video games/the conference
Literally last night
My favorite moment of this E3 so far by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWGQwRTaw_Q#t=37m29s
>>341518504
I don't get why you don't just link to http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/
If you have some anti-chat autism you can just hid the chat by clicking the button on the right.
>>341518891
Not when people start drinking and the good guests show up for their E3 night shows.
>>341518503
>cringe
I feel like this word has lost it's meaning. It's been overused the last couple of days.
>>341518535
Jeff talking about the new Forza or Trials game for 45 minutes
Austin getting butthurt over not having a female playable Link
Brad falling asleep 10 minutes in
Vinny inserting witticisms, testing Austin's butthurtedness
Drew yelling in from off camera
Alex being a contrarian for everything except the new Harmonix game
Dan trying soda for the first time in his life, and gushing over now good it is
This music sounds like someone put a cassette video game in a tape player and hit fast forward
how the fuck did this become a thing
>>341519010
Direct link to VLC is less laggy and a better FPS than the GB player on a browser.
>>341519010
Because flash players are shit and livestreamer and youtube-dl don't work on their site. Some people appreciate it.
>Watch their E3 predictions podcast
>No one seems excited for anything, no one is like "I WOULD LIKE TO SEE [game]"
why do they even bother acting like they care.
they all seem like they want E3 to die anyways, it is probably too much work for them at this point.
They are not going to start in the next five minutes.
I'm betting a pepe image.
>>341518850
>he doesn't enjoy Jeff and guests swapping stories about covering and working in the games industry in the 1990s and early 2000s.
FAG
>>341518985
jeff making fun of the shitty fake chatter was great
>>341519037
shut up you autistic cuck
>>341519024
The after show with guests is fantastic. But man, them watching the event is always just so fucking boring.
Does Jeff do a driving home from E3 stream too or does he just stream the trip to E3
>>341519529
Just to E3
>>341519416
Shame they all got butthurt during the South Park
>>341518962
Only good part about last night was them being awkward over the South Park character The Coon with Autistin around watching too.
>>341519345
>>341519657
>brad trying not to laugh
>dan openly not giving a shit
>vinny saying he'll enjoy the game by himself
>Jason, Alex and Brad
Ugh fuck
cringe level severe
you know what to do about e-celeb threads fellas
>>341518985
>Y'all like that Call of Duty? It looks real stupid, it's bullshit.
I laughed my fucking ass off.
![191643-alexnavarro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wmMXCcl.jpg "191643-alexnavarro[1].jpg")
is he the worst out all the giantbomb crew?
>>341520019
The absolute worst and it's not even close
>>341518891
>a lot of cynicism
LOOK MOM, I SAID IT AGAIN
>>341519451
less boring than watching the raw streams
>>341518535
the part with guests is the place to be.
best part of last night and the Squeenix people after was also really enlightening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsjnjY8sxmo#t=1h15m40s
![2754065-screen+shot+2015-06-01+at+5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B2TwgYC.jpg "2754065-screen+shot+2015-06-01+at+5[1].jpg")
>>341520019
nope
>>341520019
>>341520019
every thread
>>341520019
easily
>>341520075
alright cool just wanted to make sure
>>341520019
Yeah, but both Austin and Dan are almost as bad and should be fired as well.
>>341519657
why the fuck do you guys even watch these crybabies?
it's pathetic
So has Brad lost weight? Because it was last E3 when the video of him walking around came out which made us all realise just how huge he had got.
>>341518850
Lorne segment from yesterday was great. They basically just need to prioritize people who are old or indie. The people still working for any of the major companies aren't able to be themselves and say shit about anything.
>adding gameplay to a video game
what a novel concept
>>341520235
Less dota improves the body and soul immensely.
>>341520224
Because Jeff and Vinny are great, Brad is alright and there's no better alternative. And no, Easy Allies aren't funny, they're obnoxious fags.
>>341520235
Pretty sure that was 2 years ago now
but yes he has for sure
>>341520019
Yes
>>341520152
Austin can speak without talking about social justice or how depressed/anxious he is. Alex cannot.
what game are they talking about now? that weird horror game with the computer using emoji faces?
>>341519336
Because they know most of the shit already that's coming. People kept their lips sealed surprisingly well for some of the Sony shit.
As others have said, it's not about seeing E3 die. It's about seeing how the industry develops after since this is a failing business model. People like them are concerned more about the future than whatever shiny, flashy things are happening now.
>>341520224
Because any negativity or awkwardness about it lasted five minutes during the presentation, and they never brought it up again to shove it down anyone's throats. Two people posted tweets about it, but that's their prerogative.
>>341520409
>That realisation in his eyes about how fat he had become
I don't get why people like Austin. I honestly feel like he's only there to appease the ess jay dubyas. I wouldn't care if they chose a better 100% negro or a woman, or a fucking trans person for all I care, as long as they weren't bland and ess jay dubya apologists.
If they had someone like Woolie from super best friends cast instead at least there would be good bantz and more anumuu and fighting games representation and REAL TALK.
>>341520469
I think it's the game made by the Gone Home devs that happens in Space.
Imagine Alex having sex
>>341518985
Unisoft does that shit on purpose, they have to.
>No Vinny
Why would I watch this again?
>>341520675
He can be funnier than Alex but also more annoying than Alex.
Austin isn't there. Thank you lord.
>alex trying to play up the le downer role
fuck this
>KKK joke
IM TRIGGERED
>Brad: I bought into it
WOW, YOU DON'T SAY? BRAD FALLING FOR SHILL LINES? INCONCEIVABLE.
>>341520152
Austin "The Coon" Walker at least has some positive traits. Alex has none
>>341520806
thats hot
>>341520675
He brings a lot of youthful energy to the rapidly-aging cast. He gives Vinny an opportunity to improv in the same way that he used to do with Jeff and Ryan. He's perfectly fine.
>>341517502
Test
Where's Ryan?
So God of War: WW2 in 2050 then?
DAN! :D
>>341519416
>NO SHOOTING! I'm trying to get the "no gun" achievement.
>uhhh shut the fuck up
>You guys aren't real gamers. THAT WAS MY KILL
this gow sounds gay
>>341521402
In the control room.;_;
Of games/trailers that have looked good from last year's E3 or Gamescom, is it safe to say Adr1ft was the most quickly and easily forgotten?
Son of God of War would have been a much better title
>>341520806
You say that like it's supposed to gross me out or something, but I can actually visualize him passionately ramming vag and eating puss. It's not that bad.
>>341521481
yeah seriously.
God of War: Overlord
>>341520806
>Imagine brad having sex
>>341520376
Obnoxious fags or not, at least they're not insufferable cunts.
If you want funny watch stand-up. Giant bomb is just sad.
>>341521839
>awkward laughter
>His son is learning Cuckold from his wife
>God of War: My Wife's Son
>swedish wife
cool vid with the guy leading new GoW, Corey Barlog, and Kratos' new VA, Chris Judge (Teal'c)
>>341521908
>HUH
>>341522086
fuck
https://youtu.be/ar59w0yrA_E
>>341522131
>Okay. That's pretty good huhuhuhuu
>>341521839
It's a lot more difficult than imagining Alex have sex, but Brad seems like the kind of dude who is really comfortable and open with a small group of people, his girlfriend being one.
>>341521839
>BRAD, WAKE UP
>YOU FELL ASLEEP AGAIN
>...huh, I zoned out
>>341521839
>Dan at the bedside
>"Alright snap her neck"
>>341522493
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>341519740
No you fucking idiot, I'm talking about the Day 1 comfy discussions with Lorne and Hitman GO guy.
>>341522493
>PUNCH HER IN THE CUNT
>FUuuuUUuuCCCKKKKKK HEEEEEeeeeEErrRRRRrR
>>341522224
>The brother from Living Single gets replaced by that weird looking brother from Stargate
I don't know how to feel about this, but he's got a good voice.
There was nothing awkward about the Coon thing. Austin gave a look to Alex when it was first mentioned but he already knew what it was. Austin even chuckled at the line about black superheroes.
>>341522889
literally none of the shit you just said actually happened
PSVR DoA
>>341522889
After the South Park bit Brad acknowledged that it had made everything awkward, and the rest of them agreed.
>>341523289
it did but ok I don't actually care enough to pull up the video :^ )
>>341522493
>>341521839
>Uuuuhhhh it was working fine before
>i was just playing with it
>just hang on a second
>wait a bit
>uuuuuhhh
>going check on the internet for a solution
>just a minute
>you heard about the new Dota championship, crazy
>>341523828
>the new DotA championship
Which one? the Manila Major just ended (I'm glad OG won, BigDaddy deserves it) and ESL One Frankfurt's coming up pretty soon just before TI6
>brad looking at jasons weiner
lmaoooooooo
>>341524268
I would too
>>341524491
I'd rather look at Mary Kish's weiner
>>341523828
>Uuuuhhhh it was working fine before
>i was just playing with it
>just hang on a second
>wait a bit
>uuuuuhhh
>going check on the internet for a solution
>just a minute
>you heard about the new Dota championship, crazy
>>341522493
>Brad trying to act tough about PT and saying it wasn't scary
>>341525127
dude wouldn't even play it during his stream because he was so scared. what the hell is he saying now saying it was "cheap"
>>341525210
I couldn't even play it myself I had tolisten toScary Games Squad do it
Can I even play PT now since I don't own a PS4? Should I just watch a LP of it?
>>341525127
>>341525210
Cheap scares are still scares
>no Drew
>>341525460
>Drew
>good
>the only thing that jeff gets legitimately excited for is john cena in a wrestling game
>Did you guys see Naughty America?
fucking dan
>>341525627
>not liking Drew
personafags BTFO
>personafags watching vr porn
lmaoooooooo
>>341525831
>>341525825
>watching porn is bad
nani?
>>341525783
He's okay he just never has anything to say despite trying his hardest
>That's up there to the elbow, that's some really great stuff
loving every laugh
can someone gib me preimum account pls
>>341525979
Why waste your money like that
Who is this guy with the glazes on the couch. Where is Vinny and drew?
>>341525886
>wearing a gay little cape and watching porn in public
hello personafag!
>>341526112
Jason, the brother of Vinny and Drew
>>341526112
That's Papa Jason
>>341526112
>knowing Vinny and Drew but pretending to not know Dan
epic
>>341520019
I think Austin on a bad day is worse but he's better than Alex on a good day
Alex is definitely the worst consistently
>>341526240
vinny and drew precede dan
>>341525979
Username: Rorie
P/W: dogdiddler69!
>less than an hour long
tonight betta be good jeff
>Jason being sold on new KOF
Interesting
>Still watching Coon and Friends
The few moments where they get retrospective and talk about the minutia of the old video game industry isn't worth hours upon hours of nothing happening and them being cynical and unimpressed with everything
>go back to their 2015 Sony E3 video
>the asshurt is still real
still laughing at Jeff's response to #saveshenmue
30 minutes break anons.
Time to go do other shit for a bit.
>>341526643
>knowing something is bullshit is now being asshurt
>>341521310
Dan also does that but without being an insufferable cunt
Fuck Austin
Why does jeff have such skinny legs?
>>341526643
>hey guys we don't trust this game series enough to sell so you fund it while we also get funded by sony
the whole thing is scummy and the nostalgia pandering / shilling was terrible last year
>>341526846
by asshurt I mean the mad ff7 fanboys in the comments
>>341521839
>HAHAHAHAAA [wheeze]
>>341526584
>people actually want games commentators to behave like teenage hypelords and not adults
Anyone know who Dan's girlfriend is?
Want to see what she looks like.
>>341527062
Bianca from New Jersey. She seems alright
>>341526584
Still butthurt about last year?
>>341527062
Why? Creep
>>341527017
>Being adult = Being jaded
>>341527017
>responding to eazy allies shills
BRO SO #HYPE FOR SHENMUE
>>341527219
Being an adult = not getting hype for a kickstarter or a remake of a game from 1998 coming out of a company that hasn't made a decent game since 2006.
>>341527278
#saveshitmoo
>>341527017
It's almost as if people are looking for commentary for a hobby they find entertaining to be entertaining. Watching these guys livestream the conferences is just a fucking downer, nothing really gets them intrigued. Might as well have them smoking cigarettes in a dark room while sipping on wine with some bitch reciting poetry in the background as they discuss the futility of ludonarrative discourse in asymmestric storytelling, because it all feels super fucking pretentious and tryhard.
>>341527219
Whyyyyyyyyyy do people keep calling them Jaded. I really don't see it.
Give some direct examples.
>>341527558
>not getting hyped for generic as fuck games is tryhard
ok kid
>people trying to stir up beef over who has the better fake friends
Didn't giant bomb help promote the EZA patreon when it was announced anyway?
You're all pathetic.
>>341527219
>jaded
So not looking forward to a remake in desperation for relevance and a pathetic display of begging is being jaded now?
>>341527558
Are you even watching this streams? They do get intrigued by things. They don't fall over themselves for any one announcement because they're professionals and they realize that press conferences are just overblown advertisements
>>341527730
easy kids always come in GB threads to shitpost
they're still mad gb didn't jump around like 8 year olds
>>341519938
brad is as bad as alex or austin
>>341527749
How about being nonplussed over the new South Park, when the last one they considered one of the top ten games of the year? It's not like it's some egregiously different formula they are employing this time.
>>341527558
whoah you're pretty smart
>>341527730
>Didn't giant bomb help promote the EZA patreon when it was announced anyway?
No?
>>341527219
OK look I like both EZA and GB. One thing I can say is how annoying it is when they (EZA) throw fake fits over stupid shit.
Can we all admit that Drew is top tier yet?
Dude lives a pretty great life, only plays vidya to have fun, and runs that shit just as good as Jason
>>341528024
it looks shit
honestly the combat and story look really bad
>>341528024
I don't see why they should be excited if it's the same game.
VLC:
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016liveshowday02_1_1400@46333
>>341528210
He seems like such a nice dude. Even met some random fan to tour a navy sub while on vacation. He should be in more content.
>>341527932
It's so sad they still can't let go of that after an entire year.
>>341528686
How do you get these?
>>341528697
I like Drew a lot but he's boring as fuck, his segments on the bombcast are the slowest, most plodding thing, but i do think he should be other content like the demo derbies
>>341528929
IDM browser integration gives me a direct link. I'm sure there are other ways.
>>341523358
it was only awkward because austin and alex were in the room
>>341518504
thx family
>>341529552
That link is dead now, you want this one >>341528686
>>341529319
and Alex obnoxiously shut down Dan trying to start some discussion.
>>341528150
I tried to watch EZA's post-Ubisoft press conference stream, while I was waiting for Giant Bomb to return. I don't know if I'd call it "fake fits", but their inability to use their inside voices made it impossible to watch. I gave the guy with the douchey hair three chances, and he got three strikes within the course of a minute. I could not watch it in the same room as my girlfriend without being embarrassed.
It sucks because it seems like a couple of them have something worth saying, but they're drowned out by legitimate idiots who don't understand how to share.
>>341529319
Austin and Alex are basically black holes of fun. GB would improve in quality drastically if they'd get rid of those parasites.
DREW
>>341520152
How long has this guy been a "PhD in media studies now"? I swear he called himself that before he even joined Giantbomb.
>>341529945
alex will be there until jeff leaves
austin is terrible and might get patricked but i doubt he has the balls to create a blacklisting cabal
>>341530424
he doesnt even have his masters i think
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
>>341530881
ugh
>>341530424
He's a PhD candidate who's all but dissertation, and considering the fact that he's working a full-time job thousands of miles away from his school, he might not ever finish it.
>>341531061
>giantbomb
>full-time job
Is that Phil Spencer?
Is that phil spencer?
It's based Phil!
Sony btfo!
Phil Spencer has a fuckhuge stud chest with spindly 7th grader arms. How does that happen?
It is in fact Phil Spencer
Will Jeff be too real for him this year as well
IT'S A LOCKDOWN BABY!
>>341529834
Alex sees everyone else do the "lets shit on Dan" bit and wants to join in and fucks it up.
When's Andrew House?
>>341531312
It's an illusion. His chest is more boob than pec.
Who would you get to make your dream gb-like/video game coverage site?
I wonder what brad shits smell like
![2820062-jtd[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rhg7sSc.jpg "2820062-jtd[2].jpg")
>>341531584
Like shit.
>>341531561
Jeff, Vinny, Ryan, Brad, Drew and Dave Snider
wtf phil spencer has an entourage?
>>341531561
Kick out Austin and Alex and bring in Bosman and The Voice from GT/EZA
>>341531584
Potted meat, ball sweat, and roasted garlic
>>341531584
meat and potatoes
>>341531708
if anyone knows it's probably drake
>>341531786
don't you?
even the fat guy from the Bethesda conference who made ESO announcements had that banshee in the crowd
BASED FUCKING PHIL
>>341531561
Jeff, Vinny, Jason, Drew, and 1 unknown weeaboo.
>>341531312
His arms are not that small.
>>341532218
he's a medium big guy imho
>>341531561
>Jeff
>Vinny
>Brad
>Dan
>Jason
>Drew
>Jeff Green
>Griffin McElroy
>Matt Kessler
>Ryan
BASED PHIL
TOO REAL
Even though i dont have an xbox, I like phil.
He speak the troof.
6 teraflops
>>341532478
>>341532085
>>341532517
i love phil so much and the xbone s is so fucking sexy but boy oh boy as someone who doesn't want to buy 4k blu rays i just can't find a reason to buy one
Less than 6 teraflops consoles BTFO
>>341532517
You're right
Wonder if Xbox One S kinda turns out to be like how PS3 and PS2 did, with them being the cheapest way to get a Blu-Ray player and a DVD player, but for 4k Blu-ray
This M$ shill going crazy in the thread right now, kek.
What are teraflops?
>>341531561
Jeff Gerstmann and Pat Boivin. Just the two of them, in an uncomfortably warm room, recording a three hour long podcast.
>You need a 4K TV for the new system to matter
dropped
hmm downsampling
>>341532993
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOPS
>>341532993
The more teraflops the better.
Sony: 4 teraflops
Phil: 6 teraflops
SONY BTFO
>no scorpio exclusive games
wtf
>>341533026
>you need a hdtv for the 360/ps3 to matter
Dropped
I'm curious into getting an Xbone but just don't feel that compelled to do so, maybe another price cut in the future
>>341531786
probably PR people? idk
>>341533181
Yeah. The whole point of this is to boost performance without shutting out people who just bought the first Xbox One. The new PS4 is going to be the same way.
>>341533181
This is a good thing you console cuck cancer faggot
>>341533154
>>341533192
4K isn't the standard for TVs, fuck off with your shitty fallacy
>>341533154
teraflops is the new blast processing
>>341533357
Neither was hdtvs. Retarded idiot.
>>341533357
Neither was 1080p.
>>341520806
way ahead of ya ;)
>>341533436
I have no interest in 4k TVs but you are correct and the other dude here is a fucking moron.
People have said that stuff for every new iteration of tvs.
>>341533313
This. Basically like toggling graphical settings on a pc from high to ultra.
>>341533320
calm down dude
your autism is leaking
>>341533524
Wat a mark
>>341533357
>being this shortsighted
>>341533524
Alex could not handle the King Of Strong Style's powerful dong.
