What I learnt from E3 so far is ______ edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341511049
BLANKITY
TERESA IS BACK
MY DICK IS NOW HAPPY
CUTE
I'M GOING TO MARRY THERESA
WHAT I LEARNED FROM E3 SO FAR:
AONUMA IS REBORN, ZELDA IS REBORN
T E R E S A
E
R
E
S
A
I WANNA FUCK THERESA SO BADDDDDD
Reminder that 3DPD waifufags are cancer and 2D is the only true way.
If you are a weeb and posting about Audrey or whatever other nintendo sluts girls you need to fuck kill yourself!
>>341511390
A CUTE!
A CUTE!
REMINDER
http://www.wired.com/2016/06/zelda-breath-wild-aonuma-demo/#slide-3
AONUMA SAID THIS ABOUT THE LACK OF GAMEPAD USE
>“We realized that having something on the GamePad and looking back and forth between the TV screen and the GamePad actually disrupts the gameplay, and the concentration that the game player may be experiencing,” Aonuma said. “You have your car’s GPS system on your dash. If you had it down in your lap, you’re going to get into an accident!”
I WANT TO SEX THERESA'S MOUTH SHE IS SO CUTE
>>341511390
this is the kind of qt you get married to and start a farm with
Who's the villain?
IS THERE A VILLAIN
WHAT I LEARNED FROM E3 ISNINTENDO ALWAYS WINS
uh, guys, this is teresa's future bf here, can you stop?
>6:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2YdfSCw5Y
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the only thing worth looking forward to from Nintendo.
Yes or No?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
>>341511390
HNNNNNNNNNG
i wanna cum on theresa's feet
>>341511378
*grabs you by the dick*
Back off, she is mine
i hope the hud can be turned off in the final game
>>341511434
Why do you repost this, do you want attention?
I'm sorry anon.
>>341511434
>anime
>>341511489
no one is really introduced at first. it's a zelda 1 opening.
Too much Zelda footage. I don't want to ruin it.
>>341511462
Post his sage realization about him getting "lost"
>>341511516
That one game with the snek looked kind of cool.
>>341511390
Best girl in the gaming industry damn
>>341511390
Definitely Marry our of the group
>>341511489
Ganon, the sages mention Ganon.
What is Chicos Twitter?
>>341511545
um
Goddamn, I've noticed this in some of the higher resolution screenshots too.
Is it a floating island? A cloud?
>>341511049
BIG TIDDIES IMAO XD!
That's what i learned from E3 this year.
Is this running on a WiiU or WiiU NX?
>>341511482
don't make me dig up my k-on's
>>341511593
>>341511603
>normalfags nintentoddlers that can't stop fapping to 5/10 girls
I WANT TO MAKER HER A HAPPY MOTHER!
didn't this happen yesterday?
>>341511462
NX CONFIRMED NO TOUCH SCREEN CONTROLLER
>Even the dungeons are enormous
Honestly I was kind of hoping they'd be a bit more restrictive.
>>341511434
>Reminder that 3DPD waifufags are cancer and 2D is the only true way.
But Shinobu is ugly
>>341511650
@killallmen
>>341511489
It's Ganon, but almost nothing of story is being shown, they are dodging on purpose. We did see a Temple of Time, though.
>>341511475
give me more Theresa webms
>>341511617
Game comes out next year, you'll probably forget all about these sections by then.
I want to lie down on the floor while Audrey, Krysta and Theresa sit on couches around me using their pantyhosed feet to rub my cock
>>341511462
Finally they drop this meme, which is also because this will be made for NX as well and that probably doesn't use the 2nd screen.
>great pr-ah-too
>it's a "chiko plays through the rolling spike ball shrine" episode
>>341511647
Yeah
>Fuck Audrey
>Kill Sam
>Marry Teresa
>>341511684
but you do want to sniff their seats
>>341511434
Save us from normalfags /a/
Is this dude a huge fag or what?
>>341511691
>shitobu
>>341511741
And Audrey got a disgusting horseface.
>>341511545
>>341511378
*aims hand gun at both of you*
"heh... nice try, guys... but she's coming home with me..."
>>341511691
>He says, posting a literal -1/10
>>341511682
its either an island or a ship. theres webm with a closer look and its moving around
>>341511682
It's aUFO
>>341511650
This. Chiko needs lewding as much as Audrey.
This is the same shrine from yesterday
>>341511691
I understand, would you like to post a picture of your girlfriend?
>showing another shrine
Get ready folks, there won't be any real dungeons in the game.
>>341511475
this webm is like hot chocolate for my heart
>>341511682
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/743167964250177536
WHAT COULD IT BE
>>341511687
>>341511691
>moeshit
>>341511515
I'm fucking done. I will never be hyped for another Paper Mario ever again. I didn't think it was possible, but Nintendo broke me.
Nintendo some how managed to have both the best game and the worst game at E3.
>>341511682
A Ufo.
WHAT I LEARNED IN E3 SO FAR IS BANNERLORD WILL BE GOTY 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObwq1WaxQ8
>>341511515
It's a bullshit reason, I like both series, but the TTYD is my favourite game
>>341511515
we already knew from the start that this game was gonna be sticker star 2.0
all we can hope is that it won't sell
>>341511617
You'll forgot most of it within the next 9 months.
>>341511349
>>341511354
>>341511378
>>341511390
>>341511425
>>341511456
>>341511475
>>341511482
>>341511531
>>341511545
>>341511691
>>341511724
>>341511817
Spot the lonely pathetic virgins
YOOO
20 DMG CLAYMORE
POST THIS TO MISS MEGA MILK'S TWITTER IF YOU LOVE HER BOYS. I ALREADY DID.
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341511828
I told you already buddy.
/a/ are the one fawning all over these 3DPD.
Wait...what
We've seen this shit.
It was great and all, but we've fucking seen it.
I thought we were getting a dungeon today?
>want to talk about the game with anons
>literally obsessed with the girls
What the hell /v/? How often do you actually talk to girls?
>>341511462
based aonuma
>>341511748
>We did see a Temple of Time, though.
WHAT
>>341511462
>Wii U's gimmick was a mistake
CONFIRMED BASED DEV
>>341511462
>>341511732
This also might mean no Wii U backwards compatibility for NX
>>341511839
dumb bat poster
You're all a bunch of virgins.
>>341511880
for the hundredth time dungeons are confirmed
Who was the japanese cutie of before?
>>341511682
It'sAngel Island. This was the big reveal for Sonic's 25th.
>>341511896
An impressive feat. It seems they want all the E3 awards regardless on whether they are good or bad
what're you all maining?
who GATSU here?
>>341511974
no you didn't
>>341511958
You spotted me. You spotted all me :^)
>>341511958
>>341511978
No they arent.
>You're such a pro!
>Not like I tried it twice yesterday..
wew
>>341511937
Enjoy your turkish rehash bro
>>341511839
shinobu a cute but you're a faggot
>you will never hear Audrey moan and scream in bliss, watching her delicate body quiver in ecstasy from being drilled by a huge black cock, one that can satisfy her in ways your tiny white dick can only dream of
Should I just kill myself?
Someone in the last thread said this needed some ゴゴゴ
This good?
>>341511489
The black mist around the castle is Ganon. Like, that is him, it's not his magic. They said it's a new form called Calamity Ganon.
>>341511998
i have literally never had a conversation with a girl in my life
>>341511834
>>341511851
>>341511895
>>341511958
>>341512021
>>341512162
>mad nintendo babbies
>nuuuh muh 3DPD skank is a perfect gamur gurl!
>>341511879
Already did.
>>341512082
I just wanna throw weapons all day
>Press A to Stop Time
>>341512082
Mononoke!
>>341511049
every time i turn nintendo on, Chiko is playing. are the other girls as dogshit at vidya as she is? is she some executive's wife or something?
>>341512032
My proper pronoun is /v/irgin, shitlord
>>341512163
Yes please do
>>341512032
>>341511958
where did all of you sjw normies come from?
did neogaf talk about us again?
>>341512137
>rehash
top tier meme, I haven't seen this one before
NO VOICE ACTING
I REPEAT
NO VOICE ACTING
VIDYA IS SAVED
>all this new Zelda footage
>>341511974
Pathetic.
>>341511958
done
>>341512006
it was in ruin
but i think in the trailer it was compete
so expect time travel
maybe
>>341512173
Give Audrey Star Platinum hair and it's golden.
>>341512006
JUST PRESS THE FUCKING SKIP BUTTON WE'VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES
>>341512163
Yes
>>341512119
Yes they are. They are the one going all ''CUTE LOL CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!'' while posting anime image.
Who else but fucking /a/ post like this?
Wanda's transition is going well
>>341512217
>press O to roflcombo
sony fans everyone
>>341512214
Well, you tried, so have a (you). I wish you all the best.
>>341512173
Nice
>>341512173
ahahahaha, not the anon that asked for this but the anon that never knew they wanted it
>theyre laughing at your penis
This was the funniest shit to come out of E3
>>341511682
It seems to be a moving flying island from what you can see in some uploaded youtube gameplay videos.
>>341512082
SPEAR OR AXE
>>341512270
>new
It's the same areas as yesterday. I want a dungeon.
>>341511434
At least post best girl
>>341512173
You need some action lines in there.
GIVE US DUNGEONS
GIVE US A PEEK AT LEAST
Who here watching this mute? I can't stand these annoying fucking cunts.
Women are fucking annoying holy shit just shut the fuck up bitch.
>""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""" plateau
>smallest of the areas we can see on the map
>>341512375
oh look it's another fake kojima tweet
end yourself or post more audrey tits buddy
>>341512214
>being such a bitter virgin that you pretend to "move on" from real women
>you think outing yourself as this kind of person is trolling
>>341512250
>>341512337
>he doesn't have a cuckold fetish
Plebs detected.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
>>341512324
It's worth noting that it is definitely the Temple of Time because "Temple of Time" shows up on screen when they go near it.
>>341512534
>>341512173
Audrey needs to look like Star Platinum
>Train noises
>>341512006
It was the ruined building which resembles OoT Temple of Time.
There are also Koroks from Wind Waker and the Great Plataeu also heavily resembles Skyloft.
There's speculation that this game may be trying to bring the split timelines all together, especially with "Calamity Ganon" surrounding Hyrule Castle Town.
>>341512173
perfect
Chiko's /goingindeep/
>>341512358
>>341512540
>neo normalfags /v/ proud of being cancer.
Can't wait for E3 to be over so I can go back to /a/
>>341512498
Yesterday they really annoyed me but you get used to it
>>341512082
Can you even "main" a weapon, considering they have durability?
>>341512173
i rike
>>341511682
ENHANCE THE IMAGE
>>341512603
You are forgiven
Praise the divine audrey jugs
>>341512585
Yeah, I know. I just had a quick picture of the temple I screenshotted yesterday, but I didn't have that.
>>341512082
>Gatsu
Fuckin Miura confirmed his real name is Guts, and Gatsu is just localization for Japan to easily pronounce.
>>341512434
It's footage of the new Zelda, retard.
Is there more treehouse tomorrow?
>>341512704
Just stack weapons of the same type.
>>341512708
The taste of a liar!
>>341511049
ABSOLUTE CRINGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06VGdUVfd98&ab_channel=digbickqt
I WANT CHIKO LETS PLAYS
>>341512704
only (or mainly) pick up those ones
>>341512460
That's not crab.
>>341511682
Here's a better view
>>341512534
>Buuuuuuurn
>Mwahaha
Good lord!
>>341512347
That's not just /a/ that's how the weebs act on all boards
i bet you faggots want to smell the seats after these nintendo girls' smelly butts have sat on them
>>341512561
>tfw im cursed with this unholy fetish
I have to hand it to Nintendo, making two girls play all this was a brilliant move. It fills casuals with the confidence that they can do it too, even if it's easily ten times more complex than any other Nintendo game.
>>341512750
>could mozart still be alive?
>>341512750
GET IM LADS HE'S A FUCKING DOWNIE
>>341512790
E3 is over today senpai, you have to go back to normal /v/
F
>>341512603
how can betas even compete?
Did the Zelda segment just start?
I left after the MonHun segment. What did I miss?
![[PURISU UNDER-STANDO].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5R0tgJq.gif "[PURISU UNDER-STANDO].gif")
>press A to Stop Time
>>341512750
EY LADS, HE'S A DOWNER
>>341512750
IT'S THE WIND TEMPLE FROM TP!!!
>hey guys I've got a great idea
>you know those big complex dungeons people love?
>well let's break them all into bite-sized chunks so we can pad out the game world
>and you know what, we can only make one dungeon so they all look the same
>GENIUS
Wait, is treehouse aware?
>CONFESSING THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER
ORGY SOON
I bet most of you are the kind of guy who donate to gamer girls on twitch right?
>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY>SAME DUNGEON
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>341512907
yes
>I love you too
LESBIANS CONFIRMED
Who else "Sick of Chiko" here
>>341512794
>>341512819
Well we haven't seen that many claymores so far.
>>341512868
>>341511682
>>341512678
Shinobu niggers confirmed for most cancerous faggots
>>341512907
Eh, nah, that wouldn't do anything for me.
But I would pay Audrey to rub my cock with her feet, then let me paizuri her and cum on her
Same offer for Theresa
First time watching this, isn't that the dungeon theme from ALTTP in the background?
Are you ready for the best Zelda game, /v/?
>>341512958
But the game has normal dungeons too. They said that in the streams.
>>341513053
fuck you, give back Theresa
>>341512924
And you have to fuck off back to /a/ :)
"We love you, Chiko."
"I love you too."
Oh gosh
>>341512868
>Link wakes up in some weird alien pod
>all these weird ass names
>UFOs
Please Nintendo.
>>341513039
Fuck you give her back
What's stopping you from spamming bombs?
I see the new Color Splash trailer floating around, have they got to it in the stream yet? Also its sad to see we've gotten to a point where the Koopalings are bland.
>>341513053
Give. Her. Back.
>>341513053
>>341512928
Well I hope the next M&L is for console then.
>>341512805
Dear God
>>341512958
This game looks to fucking easy
>>341512969
It's a demo you idiot
This is absolutely disgusting, fucj this game so much fuck Nintendo fuck Japan fuck video games I am literally shaking. How these people can even remember to breathe let alone survive being this retarded is beyond me.
>character moves around in a physical space
>state of the game changes as player interacts with it
>graphics meant to represent physical forms reminiscent of reality
>have to input commands to play the game
>includes both data and information
>isn't even edible
And Nintenyearold cuckfags will literally defend this. The delusion of these people is unreal. If you're excited for this """"game"""" do the world a favor and end yourself before I do it for you. Japan needs another nuke.
>>341512928
i could get over that if the games were SSS, TTYD tier but that's not the case
>>341512958
There are dungeons too dumbass.
I like Chiko's pyromaniac ways.
>all this rube goldberg shit
>>341512969
This is as much as this demo has. It is obviously limited to avoid spoilers etc
>>341512969
theyre not showing any dungeons
>>341512969
it's a fucking demo, what were you expecting
I'm missing the music in BOTW. Just some ambient noises isn't cutting it. The music was one of the highlights in each game to me.
>>341513169
theres a cd or something
>>341512924
thanks cute anime girl
>>341513053
What did you do with Audrey?
>>341513053
Give her back!
>>341513126
no it doesn't, stop shilling
>>341512678
>avatarfagging
>on /v/
>>341512958
>hey guys I've got a great idea
>you know how retarded I am?
>I'm so retarded I still don't know the game has a lot of normal dungeons and these are just some of the 100+ bite sized shrines scattered in the world who serve as some extra content
>I don't know they don't want to spoil any dungeon either
>I'M GENIUS
>>341513053
but she's right there on the stream
>>341513169
Nothing, isn't it great?
>>341513216
It's the starter area.
>>341513169
cooldown.
>>341513218
>fuck video games
I'm being rused?
>>341512805
>WooOooOoOoOoooOo
>>341512868
>mfw its a town sized airship that you summon with your phone thing
>you recruit NPCs from all over the world to live on it
>>341513132
jokes on you I'm going back to /vg/
>>341513285
>you will never hate nintendo THIS much
ResidentSleeper
>shrines are very different from dungeons
Yeah, there are shrines in this game, but not dungeons.
>Light touch sometimes
>>341513285
hilarious anon. epic bait. pretending to be retarded. they'll never see it coming
>>341512969
It's a shrine.
>>341512561
>cuckold fetish
end yourself
>>341513116
>rating pending
>cote en attente
>cote en attente
rance in the place ?
>>341513132
YOU go back to /a/
>sometimes you have to be gentle
o-ok
>that beavis and butthead laughing
>>341512928
Cool. I'm going to pirate their games from now on. Thanks for the heads up, Nintendo.
>>341513218
kek
>>341512868
When was this?
What's that snowflake power do?
>>341513404
stop shitposting
For those that missed it, Chico stated "shrines are very different from temples"
So there you go.
>>341512347
Chiko is cute! CUTE!
Left after the MonHun segment. Did I miss anything?
>>341513379
>live on a flying airship
max comfy
