Audrey's Pimp edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341506550
All the other games they've shown today are shit
>>341506713
Dissapointment
reminder this is still better than sticker star
I want my mommy
ZELDA NOWI HOPE
So, Rhythm Heaven Megamix next, right?
Right?
ITS TIME
>tfw sticker star 2 looks gorgeous but won't be fun or interesting because miyamoto won't retire
>tfw this is paper mario from now on
Paper Mario fans, the Mario & Luigi bois are still accepting refugees. It's not too late to make the switch yet!
who's still recovering from shit splash?
They've announced enough shit to justify a digital event
Why didn't they just do one?
RHYTHM HEAVEN WHEN
>>341506935
Time to expand the list, bros.
>>341506957
get ready for dub songs cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
>>341506935
>she got that jap squirty pussy
HERE WE FUCKING GO
FEDERATION FORCE 2.0
E3 is still going? What are they talking about?
Where the fuck is Rhythm Heaven
Did this even happen? Was this a game that was released?
Feels like a dream. Like it never even existed.
>>341506765
>No partners
>You get temporary partners
No they are not partners, they're just special attacks
Partners are characters with personality and special uses.
>>341507006
>blaming miyamoto when tanabe fucked up the series
the man's commited the perfect crime
>>341506935
>/v/ is even thirsty for the 50 year old japanese lady
how pathetic are you guys going to get?
>>341507000
What hurt him?
15 mins of paper Mario footage if you can put up with gamexplain /watch?v=AYFcR9niBtI
CHIKO
>>341507006
>tfw shiggy gets all the blame even tho he's probably barely involved
>how do you want your fanbase, senpai?
>just whine my shit up
ZELDA
>metroid shirt
you fucker
>>341507139
Literally a let's play of everything we already know about
FORGET ABOUT STICKER STAR 2.0, ZELDA IS HERE!
>back to an actual good game
Finally
CHIKOOOOOO
>Link will start descending a heavenly staircase and say: "HERRO, I'M BACK!"
>>341507119
>It's evening out right now
>It'll be 50/50 at best
>METROID SHIRT
>NO NEW METROID
CHIKO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
fucking finally
CHICO!!!
>>341507252
But that would spoil everything.
>its a chico episode
What the fuck? When is Rhythm Heaven? Is that after?
>>341507105
>likes are almost even with the dislikes
People better dislike this before Nintendo thinks we like it.
Time for murder!
Wii U's install base is much smaller than the 3DS's, and most Paper Mario fans don't really like the look of how Color Splash is ending up. It wouldn't surprise me if it flopped and then Nintendo asserts: "People don't rike Paper Mario anymore, stop making them."
>Zelda
>Audrey
>Chico
>AC is on and you have a cold drink
who /comfy-ko/ here?
>>341507024
Remember last year?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM?!
BRING HER BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK
>>341507119
signed into YT for probably the first time only to downvote
no matter, Zelda now
Comfy now
Happy thoughts
>>341507197
>>341507239
miyamoto is the original person to blame because he hard-steered the series in the direction it's going by influencing tanabe. tanabe's stated logic is the same as miyamoto's.
DONT KILL THE BWIRD!
>>341507306
>what is Federation Force
Get over it already shitposting babby
>Game starts
>Chico already breaking pots
>mfw dipshit nintendo fanbois will still buy Sticker Splash bullshit because Mario
>mfw desperate Wii U owners will buy it because what the hell else are they going to buy
>mfw it will still sell like crazy and be praised
>mfw every Paper Mario for the rest of time will be just like it
>Atleast Mega Milk is back
YES MORE CHIKO
AUDREY STOP TORTURING LINK
>>341507219
The cold, he didnt have cold resistant clothes so he took damage
>>341507306
There's a new metroid coming out though anon
:)
>Zelda streams begins
>Chiko instantly rushes outside and shoots a bird to salvage its meat
Fucking brutal
Oh man this location looks great.
Look at all the grass!
>>341507216
>going to get
hownew.ru
Chiko is back!
>>341506979
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REKT
>They're not people
she's talking about blacks
>They're not people
here we go again
>its an audrey and chico objectifying link episode
THE THIRST IS REAL
>They're not people.
Thats racist.
>>341507392
>best girls are back
>Audrey's husband responding to a tweet chain of some guy saying he's jacking off to her
lol
(Jonathan is the husband)
https://twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184
>>341507372
Good, maybe you fags would finally shut up about it then.
Imagine the reaction people would get if the guy narrator made them take off the top if female link existed.
CENSOR THIS LINK PLEASE.
fine...
>already shirtless
goddamn
>>341507525
everything about her is hot except her fake make up'd on eye brows.
>Audrey begging for naked Link
i wanna cum on chico's feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2YdfSCw5Y
He hated Sticker Star, did he ask anything good?
Chiko is back. I can already feel the Paper Mario disappointment disappearing.
They heard us! They're giving us our tits and chiko wombo combo!
>girls are playing Zelda
>Link is shirtless again
god damn sluts
DAT HYPER-INTELLIGENT AI THO
Audrey is cute, CUTE!
YOU ARE A MEAN
>>341507537
OH SHIT
More Zelda is always welcome but WHERE'S RHYTHM HEAVEN
BOKOBLINS SET THEIR WEAPONS ON FIRE ON PURPOSE
>>341507586
I agree, eyebrows aren't on point
Audrey's thirsty as fuck
>You'd let Chicco and MegaMilk steal your meat
>>341507349
WHY IS AUDREY NOT PLAYAN
>>341507537
how is this fucking FAIRRRRRR
I am so tired of Zelda, please move the fuck on
>>341506713
audrey looks even cuter today than yesterday
asian mommy is pretty cute too
>>341507645
thats a big wii u
>>341507537
/v/ BTFO
>>341507664
In 1 hour according to schedule
>>341507537
>But at least I have some sort of control of my hormones, despite being single myself.
So is she taken or not?
CHIKO IS BACK WOOOOO
BEST GIRL
So is this new Zelda basically an open-world Snake Eater?
Neat.
>>341507392
>disgusting whore audrey
>no kindra
They seem fun to hang out with.
>immediately strips link of clothing to stare at his hot bod
THIS IS WHY LINK IS A MALE NUMBNUTS
IF LINK WAS A FEMALE EVERYONE WOULD BE SCREAMING SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION
This game looks so good.
But I don't know if I should get NX right away for this.
>>341507735
>I'm so tired of the best game of e3 please don't show me more of it
>no im just gonna bomb it
CHICO IS A FUCKING MANIAC
>>341507537
I'M FUCKING LOSING IT OVER HERE
>not burning
SHUT THE STREAAM
>>341507537
He's getting e-cucked by hundreds of anons
>>341507751
for you
YOU CAN MAKE FIRE ARROWS
>Fire arrows didn't work
Looks like they still have some work to do, eh?
NOT THE BEEEEEES
the game almost crashed there
BotW looks fucking pathetic. It's like a kid, cartoon version of the Witcher. The openworld only shows how desperate Nintendo is, trying to cater to the "le hardcore" audience. I absolutely cannot believe people are eating this shit up. Numerous games have done open world before and done it better.
>>341507781
That is some fedora, the husband is in one of the replies
BEES
>>341507818
It's everything.
>>341507537
Thanks a fucking lot /v/
OH GOD THE BEES
how do i fuck audrey?
>>341507105
>>341507298
>>341507362
>he problem with Sticker Star is that the story was bland and the puzzles were difficult to some people
I shouldn't have bothered reading the comments
>>341507962
Whelp, time to kill yourself due to shit taste
Would you give Chiko your meat?
>post yfw two handed greatsword in zelda
>>341507863
I foolishly got a Wii U, so I don't even have to deal with that dilemma.
Chico is a MANIAC
Somebody stop her before she burns down all of Hyrule
They HAVE to go rogue and show us some spicy hyrule castle shots, or some story related stuff
>>341508038
Hold up and down on the dpad then press Y
>>341508038
benis goes to pucci
>not explaining how the Game Pad screen is used
Built around the NX confirmed
CLAYMORE
>Audrey will never give you a sloppy BJ
why go on
>>341507932
Literally perfect
WTF THIS ISN'T A REAL ZELDA GAME WHERE ARE ALL THE TOADS
is it chico or chiko
shes the greatest
>>341508073
Only if she keeps talking in her adorable engrish.
I thought waifufags were autistic but goddamn 3D waifufags are certainly up there with them.
>>341507962
(you)
>>341508085
already happened
WHERE THE FUCK IS MEGAMIX
>>341508038
Cowgirl, it's always the best option
i like how this game turns everyone into pyromaniacs
>>341508175
>>341508065
>"I have no arguement... I know! I'll just tell him to kill himself! That'll show him!"
Is that the best you got?
>>341508038
Work for Treehouse.
Her husband's twitter says he works at treehouse.
So you can assume they met at work and that's the only reason they're even together and he gets to suck on her milk bags every night.
If you had worked at treehouse it could be you right now, he doesn't even look any special, just your average dude.
Am I the only one that's already FUCKING TIRED of that item pickup tune in zelda?
>>341507858
No you don't understand he's empowered this is a power fantasy just like all those power fantasy book covers on those power fantasy romance novels.
>>341508085
Biggoron's Sword. Great Fairy Sword.
Fuck off.
>>341508085
Triumphant return for Biggoron knife, calling it now.
>>341508056
Gonna chime in on this one, I've beaten La Mulana but SS had several puzzles that were just pure nonsense.
Like placing stickers over grates way in the distance after NO indication that you can use stickers this way.
>he's suddenly regretting not having a shirt on
>but we aren't
Big titty girl is a hebephile.
>>341507537
Oh look, another white knight
>>341508212
>kojima drinking konami tears
>>341508175
until she ruined her body with implants
I love how Chiko is a pyromaniac. So cute!
>>341508212
kek
audrey lusting after that fat bokoblin cock
>your aim is true
FUCKING HANZO PLAYER
Huh? What was that noise?
i want to rape those women with my 8 inch cock
>>341507712
Chiko is the best
>>341507962
you can't do anything fun in the witcher's world because it's for boring "realistic fantasy" maturefags. zelda's cartoony world is actually fun to explore and play around in
>>341506935
I bought Metroid Prime 3 and the last Chibi Robo game because of her. Now I'm getting Color Splash.
>>341508259
>>341508350
>i like how this game turns everyone into pyromaniacs
>Not already being a pyromaniac
someone draw audrey getting fucked by a bokoblin
>knocked the shield out of the bokoblin's hands
neat
>you will never be a cute girl and have it easy mode in life
>all this food shit
THERE BETTER BE CUTE FAERIES THAT I CAN PUT IN AN EMPTY BOTTLE
>>341508332
I almost want to sign up for twitter just to tell him what a fag he is.
Am I the only one who hates watching people play video games, let alone people who aren't good at them? This asian soccer mom seems like she just played her first video game last week
>dat range
>>341508450
Audrey needs more than that.
One 8 incher won't satisfy that cow. She needs to be surrounded by an overwhelming amount of cocks. That's her own personal heaven. And all of them have to finish in her mouth or on her udders.
>>341508282
>So you can assume they met at work
They've been married for ten years. Audrey has only been at Nintendo for a few years, so it wasn't Treehouse that brought them together
Excluding the master sword, what weapon is everyone maining?
/bowfags/ ww@
>>341508332
Bet he feels so proud of himself.
>PITCHFORK IS LITERALLY WASHING POLE
>>341508478
While chiko shoots some shit with explosive arrows in the back
FINALLY SKYRIM WITH SPEARS!
>>341508332
What a dork
Please tell me the NX version will fix the horrendous draw distance. I don't want to constantly see trees and other shit suddenly pop up every 10 yards. Otherwise it looks good.
>>341508602
Whatever I find.
>>341508542
I'm not even watching the stream, just sitting here waiting for them to announce something significant.
>>341508332
>the icon is literally a Mii of a neckbeard in a fedora
>>341508542
I feel you but /v/ doesn't care because they are autistic waifufags.
>>341508602
sticks only
>that awful commentary
>>341508212
>First Color Splash now this
At least Zelda is looking good, even though I didn't expect it.
Also we got release dates for DQ7 and DQ Builders
>>341508316
I still wouldn't call the puzzles hard, they're pretty easy if you have the right sticker already in your inventory
i want chico to set me on fire, then not know she has to pick me back up and then i burn and disappear
>>341508589
So you're saying she only got together with him to get into Nintendo treehouse and land that job.
She was already a huge nintendrone at IGN and kept giving every ninty game inflated scores.
I bet she used her huge tits to get a nintendo job through him
>all these anons that want to fuck Audrey
>I'm the only one who wants Chiko's prime MILF body
>I've never heard of a game doing that (procedural music) before
casual cunt
>>341508332
>>341508602
I'm /spear/
Who /eza/?
>>341508332
>this is what nu-males say
>>341508602
>>341508332
It's like he thinks people browsing a site being known for being a deviant shithole have any sense of shame
>>341508701
What did you expect from 4chan of all places?
>>341508602
axe
chiko is the best
>you keep saying "people" but they're not people
savage
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>>341508602
HERE!
Planning on doing a Mononoke playthrough, with bow, light armor and hunting!
>tfw they run out of time because too many segments running too long and dont show Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>>341508602
Axe
>>341508764
Skyward sword did it
BOKOBLINS ARE PEOPLE
THEY WERE JUST MISTREATED BY GHIRAHIM
>>341508624
>>341508602
Skelton arms
METAL GEAR ZELDA
>>341508602
Can you melee with the bow?
If so I'm maining that
>>341508602
I saw a webm of the Fire rod, so magic.
>>341508602
CLUBS
>>341508748
I'm Team Theresa
>>341508791
Not 3DPD.
the way chiko says "no no no no" makes me laff
>>341508741
kek'd irl anon
>>341508670
it's confirmed that the nx version will look different
>>341508776
CANT TOUCH THIS
>>341508830
please enjoy new mario party :^)
>>341507537
>/v/ is going to get her fired
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
>>341508602
Two-handed greatsword
>>341507932
god i want to bang the fuck out of her..
>>341508602
I will find a shovel hopefully
Chico: "Bokoblins arent people
FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
thread is moving so slow everyone will know i'm
>Very very straight and jerking it to mega milk
I'm really surprised they even bothered adding stealth. Good shit senpai
>>341508647
Actually the girl on the right is pretty cute.
But goddamn pantylines/bra outlines are a fetish of mine jesus christ Audrey is so hot
>>341508929
CONFIRMED?????
>these spear jabs with a pitchfork
>>341508986
i can't fucking wait for this game
>>341508951
>she'll start doing porn
>>341506713
>NoA treehouse literally spends the entire first fifteen minutes fawning over a shirtless teenage boy
>"we better censor that cleavage and tell men to stop being sexist pigs! :^)"
lol
Put a shirt on and stop using that terrible weapon
>>341508994
what the fuck is going on in that gif
>>341508849
>that pic
I never thought I'd say it but I'm starting to feel a hint of nostalgia for Skyward Sword. I still remember the 8.8 shitstorm as if it was yesterday. It was still a solid game in retrospect.
Do bombs do the same damage everytime? They seem pretty powerful and rather use those rather than your melee weapons.
>>341508748
Blue Audrey was God tier but Theresa was pretty great too today in that green jacket
>>341508847
There are others as well, just getting mildly rustled this dumb cunt is reporting on a game at E3 and has no fucking clue about videogames.
tfw still one more day to endure of audrey posting
WHEN
ARE
THEY
GOING
TO
KISS?
Feels good having an e3 treehouse without Alison.
>>341508994
>manly_tears_shitposting.gif
>>341508808
that absurd kamikaze bomb in the doorway of the bokoblin's house
>>341508602
Fire Rod and whatever magic arrows there are.
>>341508821
>Mononoke playthrough
That's a really neat idea, desu.
NIGHT-TIME AMBUSHES CONFIRMED
I need to play this game now, if I get on a plane now can I get into E3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>>341508687
I'd say it's a pretty fitting allegory;
>bluepill
>pointlessly positive, eats the shit on his plate like a good goy
>eats up buzzwords like "dynamic storytelling" and "creative characters"
>redpill
>sees the problems, wants things to improve
>>341509114
>VERY fast turkroach running at incredible hihg speed
>>341509043
>buying a luigi
she literally works at nintendo, can't she get that shit for free?
