Square Onyx edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
Audrey WHEN!?
theres this term called tsundere
>women are stronger anywhere in the world
Thats not sexist at all.
TSUNDERE CONFIRMED
>tsunderecute
>wann play DQ7
>No way in hell they would announce release date to be RIGHT NOW
End me.
>>341490898
FUCKIGN WEEABOO DEVS
TSUN TSUN LIKE MY ANIME
I want to suckle on Audrey's swollen milk containers.
If you get what I mean
WHO IS READY FOR THIS GAME TO RELEASE NEXT WEEK?
BAKA NOT THAT I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING
~~UGUU~~
>we invented tsundere
![[DeadFish] Arakawa Under the Bridge - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_16.45_[2014.01.25_13.25.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DBPSnNr.jpg "[DeadFish] Arakawa Under the Bridge - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_16.45_[2014.01.25_13.25.09].jpg")
Kuudere > Tsundere > Yandere
>>341490898
So what is it?
ENIX INVENTED TSUNDERE
CONFIRMED
>>341491254
I don't get it anon
What did you mean by this?
>>341490898
so any deleted/censored clothes or not?
>>341491250
They could say "right now on the eshop" and "in two weeks" for retail though.
![large[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/aikGouS.gif "large[1].gif")
>Explains that they "created" the term "tsundere" live on an e3 stream.
playing box boy lads
it's fun
ONYX WAS THE FIRST TSUNDERE!
>>341491250
>The release date will probably be in fall or winter 2016
>>341491254
FUUUUUCK anon I would literally spend the rest of my life underneath that shirt attached to those mammarys
>>341491338
*onyx invented tsundere
ftfy famalam
AUDREY TSUNDERE WHEN
yfw nintendo invented tsundere
How do you know they DIDN'T really invent tsundere tho? Youre just bullying them.
Where is that 80 image collection at?
TSUNDERE
S
U
N
D
E
R
E
>>341491409
You don't seem to comprehend how influential Dragon Quest is on Japanese society.
>>341491589
>>341491567
>Onyx
>>341491292
This is an objective fact
>>341491259
![nL4HkVW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Qzdshh6.png "nL4HkVW[1].png")
>>341491494
>>341491568
They don't. I just think it's funny that they brought it up.
>square onix
>tsundere
>i-it's not like I want to rock tomb you or anything
TASTY SLIME OH SHIT
>>341491254
>>341491589
>>341491663
post all your webms of mega milk
>>341490667
>not watching the Treehouse stream all day long at work while you get paid
>457 different monsters in this version of DQVII
wew
>tsundere onyx: the game
>>341491354
It means I want to help that bovine beauty get some pain relief, her udders are filled to the brim with lon lon milk and someone has to do something about it
If you get what I mean
>>341491254
She knows she is a sex symbol at this point. She has too. Audrey was also flirting quite a bit during whatever that stick figure puzzle indie game was and it was getting the guy playing really aroused.
We are in the palm of her hand and cannot escape ;_;
>SHE WANTS TO TASTE YOUR SLIME
I'd let her taste my White slime
>>341491328
We appear to be in a white hole.
>>341491801
>WHAT DOES THE SLIME TASTES LIKE?
SHE THIRSTY
>put the essence of slime on your skin to get perfect skin
>but don't get too sticky
MEME RICH ENVIRONMENT
>>341491637
True. Dragon Quest references are in almost every anime. Sucks that it was never as popular in the west.
>Square Onix
>What does a Slime taste like?
What drugs is Kindra on?
>>341491589
joosten and audrey both have an overbite but they still can get it
>>341491637
you don't seem to comprehend how influential Rumiko Takahashi is on Japanese society
>kid slime vs daddy slime
holy shit
>>341491849
>HAL Labs
>Indie
Please don't hack me for this, 4chan, but y'all need to stop making these sexual comments.
From, NeoGAF.
>yfw what does a slime taste like
>>341491709
">it's not like I want to use rock slide on you, baka"
>>341491972
She is the best. They better keeper for all segments.
>Kindra wants to taste slime
So what are all the nintendo e3 memes so far?
slimes are for cute
they are not for eat
>>341491819
SOURCE ME FAMALAM
>mr. whorey
>>341492061
why do you keep posting this?
How can one woman be so based?
Who /Gamekings/ here?
>>341492103
boobs
>>341492085
>what does your slime taste like Mr. Hori
>>341491958
With FF getting more releases and having a more unique story and gameflow each game, it made it the top dog in the west. DQ doesn't change so drastically from it's basic formula and didn't start getting regular releases until FF was popular, so it was doomed to fail.
>100ft Robot Golf on some Sony Livecast stream.
>Cuts to something else before they even finish one hole in multiplayer.
Is the rest of it somewhere else?
>>341492005
Lum wasn't tsundere you cunt. Unless you are talking about Ataru.
>>341492176
any video with remy la croix
>very lengthy
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
>>341492176
>it's very lengthy
what did she mean by this?
>>341491819
>>341492103
audrey has great stonking tits
that's it mostly
would you a slime
>>341491819
What do you do? I'm looking for a job like this.
>>341492103
Square Onix and Mega Milk
>>341492103
Bill setting everything on fire in Zelda
Chiko's shit at games
Audrey's tits
Kindra's on drugs
Square Onyx
>>341492023
>committing patricide live on stream
Brutal
>>341492212
>those legs
>that pantyhose
>those shoes
>those sweaterpuppies
>>341491909
A white hole?
>>341492207
>Gamekings
I used to watch those guys but their reviews are awfully shallow nowadays. The younger crew trying to be funny is getting on my nerves too.
>>341492103
Kindra just dropped two fresh ones.
Why are DQ games so fucking long
>457 different monsters
>54 jobs
Friendly reminder that you will not beat this game before XI releases.
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>Presents new game to Shiggy
>Shiggy stands up, clapping
>"very well done, Iwata-kun! I rike it very much!"
>"B-Baka Shiggy-sensei, I-It's not like i WANTED to make z-zelda again..."
>>341490898
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>>341491195
>Audrey WHEN!?
Derailed already. Nintendogaf everyone
>>341491897
>>341491936
>>341491972
another thing i am wondering what do you think the slime taste like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to taste them
>e3 is almost over
>>341492103
Chiko being a maniacal pyromaniac
>>341492207
>>341492207
Has her gf been identified yet?
Still no new zelda footage.
I guess it's fair enough, they have to show their other shit but damn, I want to see more.
>Initial release date: August 26, 2000 Playstation
uhhh
>>341491663
I want her to break me
>we didnt have any plans to release DQVII in the states because it'd be too much work
just give me a date and i will buy 100 copies
>white piggu almost didn't get this
this game looks kinda boring desu
Someone with photoshop skills should put this on Audrey's blue shirt
>we didn't have any plans to release DQVII 3DS in the states
OH REALLY?
I THOUGHT YOU JUST FELT LIKE WAITING 3 YEARS FOR FUN.
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492414
You can rush it in ~120 hours I guess.
Does she know she's throwing euphemisms left and right?
>It's a vast game
Sure. That's why you didn't release it.
>>341492401
They aren't. Maybe just slightly longer/shorter t han your typical JRPG.
VII is an unique beast.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492401
The grind. You can speedrun it in about 15 hours though.
>>341492440
jelly and screams
Nintendo is based af right now.
Too bad I dont have a WeebDS
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
didn't know nintendo was in the marionette business
THEY LOCALIZED BECAUSE OF THE FRENCH
THE FRENCH DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE
>ugh, so much text to translate
>fuck it, I don't wanna release it
lazy shits
>>341492230
Tbh FF is only popular due to VII, which was the first FF for many and one of the first 3D JRPGs. DQ VII took longer to release and it wasn't as revolutionary.
After that, Square released 3 more FF mainline games (VIII, IX, X) in the time it took for Enix to release one (VIII). So I guess it just never stood a chance. DQ got the most popularity in Japan from the earlier games after all.
>>341492457
>literally 5+ hours of zelda gameplay footage yesterday
thats more than every other game at E3 combined senpai
>>341492336
Graphic designer at a small company, my boss doesn't give two shits what I do so long as my work gets done.
FRANCE SAVED DRAGON QUEST
>too much work to localize
Are you wanting Dragon Quest?
>>341492441
We still have one more day anon!!
>>341492212
>She will never grab your Waluweewee
Quick! Claim you're waifu!
OH BOY GUYS. ONLY 2 GAMES LEFT AFTER THIS
>Tokyo Mirage Sensations #FE
>COLOR SPLASH
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
#DIDITFORTHEFANS
>>341492059
Yeah sorry I just couldn't remember the game name or publisher at all, it just looked kinda indie.
>>341492061
I have made some of them but must concede its probably gone too far.
If Treehouse women read this thread please accept our sincerest apologies, these comments are made in genuine appreciation for how lovely you are, nothing to objectify you but we are all enchanted by you and that expresses itself in some weird ways.
Thank you for all that you do and who you are, without you nobody would buy these games as much as they do because of your blinding talents and charming hosting.
VIVA LA FRANCE
>too much work to localize
i wonder how often this is the actual excuse to not release shit over here.
CONFIRMED THE PETITIONS WORKED ALSO GOOD JOB FRENCHIES
>FRANCE
YUP. IT WASN'T AMERICA, FOLKS.
IT WAS FUCKING FRANCE.
GOD DAMN IT JAPAN WHY DO YOU LOVE PARIS JESUS CHRIST
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
BASED FRANCE SAVING VIDEO GAMES
there you have it, thank the frogs
>>341492694
Zelda will also appear again.
>WE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THE WESTERN FANS
FINALLY, YOU UNDERSTAND
>>341492691
AUDREY IS MY WAIFU
>>341492390
David, Jelle, and Emiel are atrocious. Karim, who's brand new and I think only appears on the website for now, is a bit better, but he's on the opposite side of the spectrum where he doesn't make jokes or respond to humor at all.
Shelly is so strange at times that I can stand her.Dre will NEVER come back
>The French are the reason DQVII came over
>Squeenix didn't even notice the US fans crying over it
>only localized because of the fans
>it will sell like shit
My sides
Petitions confirmed for working.
>>341492691
>>341492629
BASED BAGUETTES
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Spoopy
>>341492441
STOP>tfw E3 is the only time you feel truly alive
>>341492691
CLAIMED FUCKERS
WE DID IT REDDIT!
I guess the French aren't all bad.
THANK YOU FRENCHBROSSSSSSSSSS
Fucking frenchies, you can be based sometimes
fan no chikara
PETITIONS WORK
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>>341492784
Wasn't the petition american made? I remember the guy pushing it here too.
>>341492774
I meant before Zelda takes over for the rest of the day
Fug, I'm going to play DQ9 tonight.
>>341492732
It's understandable with DQ7
>>341492380
Its the time reversal version of a black hole. But instead of an Apparent Horizon, it has a past marginally trapped surface.
This means that everything comes out instead of in. Kind of like us looking at Audrey.
>>341492418
>Iwata rises from the grave to present a game to Shiggy
what did france do?
>>341492691
Sweaterpuppy Audrey is mine!
>>341492747
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE FRENCHFAGS COMPLAIN ABOUT CENSORSHIP
>>341492797
It'll sell decently. It's a handheld JRPG by Square Enix.
>>341492803
too late faggot
>tfw everybody is going to pirate it and DQ will never be localized ever again
>The French saved DQ
Thank you je suis montés.
May your mounts be eternal and you bugs juiced.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492779
NOPE, SHE'S MINE
>>341492826
NO PIC, NO CLAIM. THEMS THE RULES NIGGA
>>341492826
it doesn nothing im pirating her
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
Can you imagine this not releasing in the west?
What a shitty time to live in.
>>341492649
Yeah, you're right. I just was hoping for more.
>>341492925
You never specified which Audrey fagit
>>341492784
Thank god japan sucks france's balls for some reason.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
BEEG
FAT
BOSSU
MERCI FRANCE
Game looks great. Not a fan of DQ art style though.
>>341492631
DQVII's script is the size of an entire bookshelf, it really is a lot of work.
>>341492784
Well French fans did things that actually mattered like real physical letters, most of the English vidya community just shitpost on social media.
The petition was the English community though and that did help.
>>341492891
surrender
>>341492803
top kek
>>341492732
to be fair dragon quest vii is ridiculously fucking long
>>341492927
please no
>the enemy are defeated
>are
>>341492784
AMERICA WEAK
FRANCE STRONK
Nuke USA!
Eat a baguette!
EY BOSS!
>>341492747
>>341492418
>>Iwata walks into the conference room
O-oh
It's a shame that Wii U is plain dead for the rest of the year and 3DS is getting all the cool games
Here hoping that Color Splash is decent
>>341492927
I hope pirate/poorfags consider actually buying the game to support future localizations.
>use the slime for a facial
LEWD
>Dragon Quest Heroes
>Dragon Quest VII
>Dragon Quest VIII
>Dragon Quest Builders
Now they just need to confirm localization of Heroes 2 and XI.
>>341492562
Nigga I don't think you appreciate just how VAST a game this really is.
>>341492992
Just the thought makes me upset
I want to play it so bad.
>>341492891
2-0 against Albania
>>341492948
Une bonne omelette du fromage à toi aussi
based french
>>341492906
too late >>341492826
>BIG SIZED BOSS
This keeps getting lewder.
would you fuck a slime?
SHHH! KING SLIME IS SLEEPING!
>>341492103
audrey
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Anon?
will this game run well on my old 3ds?
>>341492889
>Posting when you don't know the joke
Bad newfag.
>>341493176
Only if it was a girl
>>341493030
>Not a fan of DQ art style though.
You didn't like dragon ball?
>boss
>status effect work on it
>>341492781
ik wil gewoon een show met boris, steven, Jurjen de nintendoman en die dikke goeiegerd met de baard als ze fucking eerlijk zouden zijn over hun ervaring.
>>341492774
>>341492873
there's more Zelda? don't lie to me please
>>341493092
>Heroes 2
It will happen
>and XI
Never ever
>>341492418
I'm sorry anon, but:
>Iwata walks into the conference room
>>341492691
Claimed
>>341493257
Yes
>>341492418
>Iwata didn't get to see the entire world be wowed by Breath of the Wild.
I JUST ARRIVED ITS DQ VII IS ON WHATS GOING ON
>>341490898
I'm sorry sir my intelligence circuits have melted.
Hey guys I just asked Theresa out on a date and filmed her reaction with my phone
We're gonna go to a nice restaurant after Treehouse is finished today, she said she's excited :)
>>341492948
We accept your Pardon...
>>341492927
Their fault for waiting so long to localize.
>>341492891
Send tens of thousands of handwritten letters to pretty much everyone involved with DQ asking for localization of VII 3DS.
>>341492418
>Iwata walks into the conference room
Holy shit you actually get the demo Monster hunter demo from humble bundle
I can't believe he has the audacity to fat shame that slime.
Wait till Kota-, I mena Polygon hears about this
REMINDER https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>It is particularly noted among Japanese travellers.
This is how obsessed the Japs are with France. I thought nothing could surpass their boner for Germans, but France is a worthy rival
>>341493257
It was made for old 3DS, so sure.
>>341493260
>Implying I didn't do it on purpose
![1466024429690[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zUg6s3A.png "1466024429690[1].png")
>>341492103
>>341493264
N-no senpai.
>>341493046
I fucking hate this maymay.
The boobs are so big they barely fit the screen!
>>341493273
It should be coming in 1 hour.
>>341492103
>>341493084
>o-oh I guess it's ok, I'll get to play Yooka Laylee this year
>delayed to 2017
>>341493290
No reason to not get XI since it's a normal game this time and a big time release.
>>341493334
>restaurant
Enjoy your no second date.
>>341492878
>>341493065
Then outsource some of the work load. i could understand if this was some company with like 2 translators but square has way more resources than that.
>For you
>>341493290
>Nintendo offer to localize it for them so it can be a launch title
FOR YOU
>>341493084
Nintendo has to make at least two more bad Paper Mario games until they realize that people don't want it. Sorry, anon.
>>341493273
Yes, in about 1 hour
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/743149034261602304
>NO RELEASE DATE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>up next: censored mi censored censor the censoring
>>341493374
there will be free codes release in emails today
WHEN IS THE RELEASE DATE
why is the chat spamming Mother 3
>>341493151
That's literally my screenshot though, anon. She's mine~
>they weren't gonna localize it
>Fans made them consider it
But why rename Gabo Ruff
THEY CONFIRMED RHYTHM HEAVEN EARLIER TODAY
W H E N
>No release date
FUCK YOU BANE
>for you
baneposting saved DQVII
also WHERE'S THE FUCKING RELEASE DATE
TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS
COMING UP!
>>341492418
>>341493334
CUTE
>Tokyo Mira-
And i'm out.
