Well this explains a lot.
It all makes sense now.
When did /v/ become an even more ironic version of /s4s/?
>>341472145
Unsurprising and not disappointing in the slightest. Bioware has gone to shit, and them fouling up their games even more isn't my problem since I don't play them in the first place.
Anyone who has ever been a fan of any Bioware game to begin with has shit taste. Mass Effect 1 was shit, Dragon Age 1 was shit, nothing is being ruined because it was all shit from the beginning.
>>341472145
Pretty much
>>341472145
not surprising at all. and i am almost positive theyre using the same 3d modelers from dragon age. this game will be an ABSOLUTE disaster.
>>341472860
ME2 is one of the best games of all time, fight me irl
>>341472145
I was wondering if it was supposed to be a whole new galaxy why there are the same aliens in the first one?
>>341473473
Where do you live?
>>341472145
>Curry Thunder
>>341473895
Colorado, come at me bro
>>341473775
I'm guessing their excuse is going to be something like, "We fucked up our own Galaxy, so we're all migrating somewhere else and taking our sex aliens with us!"
Realistically, it's so they can reuse assets like the hacks they are, and also because pandering to fans by including familiar characters is the best way to sell units (see: Star Wars Episode VII).
>>341472145
She doesn't really look like Anita
Why does anybody even care? The game looks like complete shit. 2 started the downfall of the franchise and 3 was a cesspool of shit. Dragon age was also shit after 1.
>>341473736
he?
>>341474443
>gg ez will soon be labeled as a terrorist act
>>341474165
What city do live in?
>>341472145
I don´t even care anymore
it´s not even like bioware is capable of making enjoyable gameplay so no reason to buy their games anyway
>>341474878
Boulder 420 BLAZEIT FAGGIT
>>341472145
>Has a dark ponytail and skinny face
OMG GUYS SHES TOTALLY ANITA!!!
FUCK BIOWARE'S FEMINAZI COMMUNISM THEY'RE RUINING VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!
>>341472145
>company that's been shit for years continues to be shit
Where's the story?
Bioware has been shit since at least 2009, all their best talent has left and replaced by inferior people with an ideological bent.
>>341474443
I don't see what the left story has to do with the right story.
>>341474878
I'm at your mom's right now so come upstairs.
>>341475029
Shit dude, I can be there by 4pm. Where do you want to meet?
>>341474443
Probably the same people who crucified the Duke Lacrosse team
>>341475328
King Soop's parking lot of course
>>341472387
It's so ironic it's completely unironic
I hate this place
Who cares? Who the fuck is going to be playing this abomination anyway?
>>341475645
That's ironic.
>>341475463
No guns dude
What's wrong with what the guy said? He's not wrong.
The fact that BW never rippled with the asari fan theory is still disappointing. It had the opportunity to make asari into an interesting species and they refused it.
>default femshep2.0 is ugly again
so we need to wait for the 6th game before she looks good huh?
>>341476152
I think she looks cute.
>>341475316
>Killing 50 gay people and pledging allegiance to ISIS beforehand isn't terrorism
>Saying "dude I totally raped you" and teabagging your friend in Halo is LITERALLY terrorism
>>341476152
>not loving those DSLs
nigga u gay
time for the le ironic contrarians to support bioware, unless i get a 5
>>341475134
>dark ponytail and skinny face
I think you're leaving a pretty big feature out of your description Saul.
>>341474301
>Citadel council realises that hanging out in the same galaxy where ancient evils exist to kill to everyone is bad
>Civilizations pool resources and money to support colonisation of distant planets
No doubt, Bioware will cut corners but the idea itself makes sense. Why wouldn't humanity try to get those smarter, more advanced, longer lived and also psychic aliens to help them out?
>>341476550
I'm pretty sure that story's about ISIS ties, not whether or not the guy was a terrorist. Just because you pledge support doesn't mean you're affiliated with the group. There's not yet any evidence that he had any communication with ISIS.
>>341477184
Nigger what? How is that a jew nose? It's completely average.
>>341477679
That particular angle in pic related doesn't show how prominent it is.
She could stab an eye out with that thing.
>>341478269
You're seeing things, man. Not everything is a jew in disguise.
If you guys didnt realize Bioware was on the SJW train by the time ME2 and DA2 came out then you deserve to get fucked over.
>>341472145
Yet another Bioware game I'm not going to buy.
They'll learn eventually or go broke, either option doesn't bother me.
>>341479149
This.
>>341472145
can't wait for the new game.
>>341472145
Is Anita actually in the game?
>>341477515
typical leftist wordplay
>pledges allegiance to ISIS
>ISIS itself supports the happening
>not terrorism :^)
>>341476550
Doxing and SWATting people is literally terrorism.
>>341472145
I want this to flop so fucking hard
huh, really makes you think...
>>341472145
let them keep their bioshit
>>341475645
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
>>341481151
i bet you rainbowed the fuck out of your facebook you bitchnigguh
>>341480991
Jezus anon, what snuff film did you take this from?
>>341477515
I'm sure that if he was dressed in an KKK outfit people would pay attention to that, anyway it is not like ISIS is an official organization with a member list and initiation rituals, if you say that you are part of them while acting in accord to their principles, you are effectively a member.
>>341472145
http://youtu.be/xQkENXa9WNE?t=30 (embed)
Did you miss this?
>>341483263
I guess the comparison with gamergate was apt after all.
>>341483214
I'll spoonfeed the newfag for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drZdvO1rnn0
![Sam-Maggs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UDTLYgo.jpg "Sam-Maggs[1].jpg")
>>341478652
>Not everything is a jew in disguise.
>the Curry Thunder is here to make all Bioware games DESIGNATED hello this is bioware your console has a wirus
What did he mean by this?
>>341483818
>self-proclaimed geek
...
>>341484328
Imagine how the blacks who were actually trying to live normal lives felt about all these newfangled self-proclaimed nigggers.
>>341472387
Around the same time retarded contrarians popped up to get upset everytime /v/ isn't politically correct enough for their faggoty tastes.
>>341484289
>the Curry Thunder
Wait what? He literally named himself a synonym for diarrhea?
>>341472145
>The law is not always just
Uhh isn't the whole point of the jury system in the US?
>>341481495
They aren't saying it's not terrorism. Learn to read retard.
>>341484889
Are you seriously this naive, kid?
>>341475351
>tweet a hashtag
>confirmed terrorist
>kill 50 people in the name of Allah
>lets not get hasty in calling him a terrorist here
>>341485043
Naive?
There's a reason why you aren't the dictator solely responsible for law creation.
If no one else shares your viewpoint then tough luck, go live somewhere else.
>>341485325
>>341484889
Read a book. Jesus christ.
>>341474443
who is bill maher and what does he have to do with anything?
>>341472860
>dragon Age 1 was shit
No.
>>341485813
....Jesus fucking Christ.
He's a news media personality that's been around for two fucking decades on primetime, cable and night shows. If you don't know who he is but know who Anita is, you might have some problems.
>>341475134
Oh that's all? No, it isn't.
Jawline
Eyes
Nose
Mouth
Hair style
You're one blind mother fucker, or an idiot, or not looking carefully enough, a shill, or just a "le not autistic anti feminist xD".
>>341486293
Are you seriously taking the shit out of someone who hasn't heard of that fuckhead? Bill Maher is fucking cancer. Don't act so high and mighty just because your parents still pay for HBO for your basement hovel.
>>341483719
Jesus fucking Christ, poor man. Is this shit supposed to be funny, or what?
>>341486293
>cable and night shows
not the other anon, but I only watch streams/download tv shows/movies so I to have no idea who he is.
>>341472145
*GIGGLESQUEEEEE* I can't wait for this game!!
>>341486293
sorry I don't watch TV. I only know who anita is through /v/. I still don't know why bill maher has something to do with video games?
>>341486672
JUST
>>341486760
this
>watching tv in 2016
>>341486672
Remember when devs used to look like this?
>>341483818
>self-proclaimed geek
>I'm not talented enough of a writer or pretty enough of a woman to be a celebrity, so I'll throw geek on as a label and go after silly boys xD
>>341472145
I still can't get over his nickname of Curry Thunder.
There is always something about Indian people. You just know when you're talking to one online but it's hard to explain exactly what it is, but shit like "Curry Thunder" is the essence of it.
>>341487093
Fucking white males. Thank G-d for progress!
>>341486560
Dunno anon I wouldn't mind getting her saliva all over my body if you know what I'm hinting at here.
>>341487093
>all men
>tanktops and exposed arms
>smug poses and grins
>only natural hair colors
>>341486672
How many of those women got hired to meet the quota?
>>341486560
yes, but it perfectly echos why they're so bad now.
>>341488352
I don't think you hire cosplayers.
>>341488352
all
>>341472145
This will be the game that finally puts the nail in the coffin of Bioware.
Inquisition sold as much as the poorly received Dragon age II. They are a company in decline.
>>341487891
10/10
Fuck off back to containmentchan with this GG shit
>>341488543
Hearthstone team want a word with you
>Ben brode is literally a pizza guy
>their community manager is a cosplayer
>>341472145
>the law is not always Just
should we be concerned
>>341472860
>DA:O shit
KEEP
ON
MEMEING
>>341488582
Wow. Could not be more wrong. Inquisition was a masterpiece, but like all masterpiece, it is misunderstood by the masses.
>>341472387
Summer 2014 when IT happened.
>>341472145
Oh, goddamit Bioware, not again with this shit.
>>341480991
>not panning to his boner
>>341472860
>Baldur's Gate was shit
>>341472860
the only good bioware game was mdk2. everything else they made was carried by brand name (d&d, star wars) or riding on nostalgia powered reputation of previous games (mass effect, dragon age)
>>341472145
>The US deserves no peace until it is Just
Jesus christ, that's a terrorist's tweet if I've ever read one
>>341481151
>libtards using the insult "fags"
>inb4 falseflag
>>341472145
Why do you get so triggered? You wouldn't have bought it either way. You all hate Bioware, so why care if tumblr whales have their games?
>>341472145
I have seen so much shit, I need proves to believe this is not true.
Then again EA will literally never get my money, so I do not give a shit.
>>341485487
>"I got nothing. Better keep failing."
>>341483818
>self proclaimed geek
>>341480991
>got so lazy they just spray bottled his face at the end
>>341484672
>>341474443
In all likelihood he wasn't tied to ISIS he just namedropped them, left would anger me if they claimed it wasn't terrorism but it's not
>>341476917
>it's time for people who want to discuss video games to call me a tourist, and I'll sulkily call them SJWs and contrarians
oh yeah i totally forgot about that scumbag, i promised to not buy this game due to SJW shithead openly being racist against whites on twitter
>>341483818
Anybody who refers to themself as a "self-proclaimed geek" should be avoided like the plague.
>>341489182
well that's true. Surely there has to be some law you disagree with.
>>341472145
Oh boy a writer going into a new area of writing that's never happened before.
I still don't get what's wrong with the characters. Is this the people who want all women always sexy? Is thinking variety is cool such a bad thing?
>>341489182
>should we be concerned
No, they're lefist
>>341483818
>that fucking nose
she really should get herself michaeljacksoned
>>341488582
>This will be the game that finally puts the nail in the coffin of Bioware.
Oh you sweet summer child.
>>341484672
Contrarians start popping up when one side acts retarded enough for long enough.
Same reason we don't like "fedora atheists" even though we're mostly atheist.
>>341493596
>You can't be an atheist while still hating on Fedorafags
k
>>341493740
Did you mistype that or misunderstand a simple post?
I will never get tired of saying so, because it's always true:
If you have to outright state you are something, you probably are not, you're posing as something.
>>341472145
Wow. I'm a believer in free speech, and to each their own. But this is hilarious.
>>341472145
I've had a lot of fun with all the mass effect's and will have fun with this one. I love seeing the Mako back. I'm just curious if we are colonizing planets actively or just exploring already colonized worlds.
>>341472145
>>341480991
Who is the semen demon?
>>341494205
I know its gonna turn into gays and lesbians everywhere but honestly, Why do people think its bad to give characters depth? Make them more than cardboard cut outs. I know Bioware will most likely fuck up all the characters but to ship post that they want characters to be more realistic is retarded.
>>341495223
VO for the female Inquisitor
>>341494205
>w-we could draw nice looking characters if we wanted to
>it's not a defect it's a feature
Kek.
>>341495167
What the hell is that thing on the left?
>>341495636
newself
>>341495167
Why doesn't left just fucking wear diapers?
I'm willing to bet this will be another Dragon Age: Inquisition in that /v/ gets itself preemptively triggered and the game doesn't end up being that bad (at least in regards to SJW content). I mean, Inquisition ended up being disappointing for other reasons, but that's a different discussion.
>>341495609
Inquisition did have attractive characters and yes that does prove they intentionally made Sera ugly. I don't even disagree. Everyone being attractive triggers my autism and having the annoying cunt be ugly as well fits.
>>341496823
They ruined her in that game.
>>341496823
I want Morrigan to kiss me on the cheek and tell me to have a good day at school!
>>341496975
Looks wise hell no they didn't.
>>341497112
character arc wise they did
>>341472145
Please tell me that's not the Asari.
>>341495609
WTF is happening with that arrow?
>>341487820
I think Mr Romero has a little nig in him
>>341497416
Bioware happened.
>>341497416
Magic
>>341487093
Remember when John Carmack smashed down Romero's door to free him?
>>341496823
There are a couple of attractive characters, but as per the quote, any time they make something ugly now it's going to be "on purpose".
bioware were some of the 1st new wave video game sjw.
>>341496823
In all fairness it's easier to mod and update an established character.
>>341498471
More than a couple, but regardless the quote is about making realistic characters and avoiding sameface, which I completely agree with. If I wanted sameface I'd play a JRPG.
>>341498471
>texture popping in causes earthquakes now
If you told ANYBODY from all over the world that's some male villain from a capeshit game, they would believe you. The carving in the upper lip, the laugh lines, looks like one of those adults with a natural baby face which don't age too well, think Adrian Carmack.
>>341499282
>still being mad that your design document for Doom got neglected
/v/'s obsession with saying every non-white character is modeled after anita is practically self-parodic at this point.
>>341499282
It's not an attractive character but it looks like a woman. If someone told me that was a man I'd tell them that's an effeminate ass man.
>>341496823
>>341497165
What happened with the baby she conceived from the first game? Any explanation?
>>341500979
He's there in the game but they make like no mention of him being a elder god or whatever.
>HURRR HURRR EVIRRR SJW BOOGIMAN
Kindly fuck off yourself to /pol/ or Reddit will ya?
>>341495390
>character depth is skin deep
>>341494205
Oh it shows, Bioware. It shows.
>>341501842
It's not a boogieman if it actually exists.
>>341483495
>Ahmed
>online gamer
Who of you fuckers is this
>>341499282
It looks like a man who just had a shave.
>>341502636
Nice transphobic hate speech.
>>341500979
You meet her son after recruiting her and at some point of the game, Flemeth came and took the Old God soul from him.
>>341487093
We can erase every information we have from the 80's and just post this picture on every book ever written about it.
>>341472145
That doesn't look anything like Anita. I really don't see the whole "SJW INFLUENCE AHH!" in this game so far. You are just looking for reasons just to complain. No different than the shit heads you are making fun of.
>>341502291
No no... Look if you don't talk about it, it won't effect on industry
>>341472145
wow just wow
who the fuck is letting these people work at a multi million dollar company??
>>341495167
Remember when female devs were actually cute and awkward because they weren't hipster posers?
>>341472145
>White Tears mug
I'm glad the industry is allowing racists to make games. It's just weird that I don't see many Fuck Blacks and Kill Fags mugs/shirts. Oh well, I'm sure plenty of people at Bioware have those.
>>341503536
Lol how can you be racist against the group in power?
>>341472145
I hope the authorities are keeping an eye on the Heir guy, sounds like he'll go on Jihad anytime.
>>341495167
is that the guy from good mythical morning in the middle
>>341503745
Are you saying persons of color have no power? That's pretty racist...
>>341477515
Last month ISIS's spokesman released a statement calling on all Muslims to go out in the month of Ramadan and commit lone wolf acts of terror on the US and UK in the name of ISIS. He said to just declare your allegiance to them so that people will know you're doing it in their name.
>>341483719
>spit takes
for what? I don't really remember so explicit spitting in any modern bioware game.
BioWare stopped being good long before this hunk of shit. Mass Effect 2 was complete garbage and so was Dragon Age Origin.
Why does anyone care?
>>341475134
Game characters face literally resembles a young anita.
>>341503018
Why should we respect trannies again?
>>341496823
Keep in mind that's now how Morrigan originally looked in DAI, though. After responded she looked like a tranny in the initial reveal.
>>341501865
The way a character looks can affect character depth.
When a character says they are an old veteran, That they've seen the hell of war, I want that conveyed on his face. His hair going white, scars, his eyes looking distant and cold. A story can be told just by the look on a mans face.
>>341504184
You shouldn't.
Mass effect 2 was the start of all this
Piece of shit game
>>341503745
"How can the Chinese people be oppressed? All the leaders are Chinese!"
>>341504632
My fucking sides
There is no fucking way I'm going to spend $60 for the digital equivalent of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9pHidD8sc
You're grown ass men, you should not want to be proselytised to.
>>341504632
That's a class issue and has nothing to do with this.
>>341504114
I'd fug the shit outta that jew desu senpai
>games will never be just games again in your lifetime
>mario will be replaced by the black son of princess peach and a goomba called "Gooyumba"
>sonic will become a tranny
>every generic enemy like "zombie" and "slime" will be changed to "white cis male", "rapist", "chauvinist" and trump will be the final boss of the game
>you would be given the option to choose between 32 genders, none of them "male"
So, it's confirmed there will be evil ayyliums that dindu nuffin?
>>341503745
You're letting yourself fall into an us vs them mindset.
Often times this is referred to as "the other."
There is the tribe you identify with and there is the other which perceive as less than yourself.
It's a form of dehumanization.
>>341472145
> Humanity and the Council are sending an ark full of humans and other aliens to create a colony that can preserve their species away from the threat of the Reapers.
> Fill the crew with gay people who can't reproduce.
>>341505013
Alright, Im legit mad and angry now. What to do.
>>341497680
He has some native american ancestry or something which is where his luscious hair comes from.
>>341505442
It looks like the leaks are true and humanity will have to do some "soul searching" about colonizing a few alien dindu planets.
Kieron Gillen wrote for PC Gamer.
Charlie Brooker wrote for PC Zone in the 90s, reviewing video games.
The guy who made Gunpoint was a staff writer on PC Gamer too.
>>341505536
Of course, this is perfectly normal when you're fighting for equality and justice. You can't exactly talk it out with your oppressors.
>>341472860
>ME1 was shit
End your life.
>>341505627
Your mission is to find the last straight person in the galaxy and reproducebetter check your privilege
>>341483263
>it is not like ISIS is an official organization with a member list and initiation rituals
...it is though. ISIS is an organization with members and management, not an ideology in itself. You can't just say you're a member without even acknowledgement from the group. That's like saying you're a Walmart employee because you cleaned up a spill with your own mop. Yeah you might be a Walmart fanboy and they may thank you for doing it, but you're not a retroactive employee.
>>341475029
Lucky duck
>>341472145
And? Is Bioware... is normal for them. Do you expect something better?
>>341505391
thanks for reminding me why I left this bigoted shit hole.
>>341505536
That's an excellent summary of human nature.
Meanwhile, children will still be born and the adults they become will act upon impulse and fight their selfish fights until they die. Welcome to reality.
Which side do you want to win? Personally, I'm rooting for the one that guarantees my current standard of living.
>>341506162
What happened to gaming journalism used to be just a bunch of guys messing around that didn't take themselves that seriously.
>>341495167
I thought the writing at the back said BIOWARE: DIVISION FEAR at first.
Seemed appropriate somehow.
>>341472145
Well, RIP Mass Effect then.
>All the competent people that can actually work have to go into a building that smells of nothing but curry shits and cheap perfume every day.
I feel sorry for them.
>>341506663
They got old and now have families to provide for. Also, video game journalism has no basic requirement for entry.
This game is supposed to be out in like a year, right? How come we still know nothing about the plot or characters?
Bioware usually can't shut the fuck up about these things but everything we've seen about Andromeda is like pre-development shit.
>>341506809
haha they smell bad
>>341506809
This sound like the gas station by my house
>>341493740
Think yr confused
i don't know what this thread is about and i'm feeling pretty good about that atm
>>341505013
Is it hypocrisy that people get triggered by sjw's getting triggered?
Why even bother?
>>341504114
Are you blind?
>>341506598
Why do you think that we care about you
>>341478652
You're a fucking moron. Look at that nose.
>>341506828
I understand that I meant I don't know where these self entitled new age journos came from and why they think games should be taken seriously. Its not as if any of the journos where well qualified back when either
>>341507387
>le nose maymay
>>341505013
>Tiny white girl
>"I was afraid of all these white people... no, that wasn't a joke.."
You're a fucking joke you stupid crazy whore
>>341507353the joke is that they never left
>>341505013
I'm almost certain they sabotaged the Virgin space travel program so we couldn't escape this fucking planet.
>>341506663
I used to have a subscription to PC Gamer, when Tom Francis left to make gunpoint, half the editorials for a while were the rest of the staff laughing at him for doing it in a good natured, self deprecating way.
It was really depressing watching that magazine fall apart as all the actually intelligent editors, writers and reviewers saw the writing on the wall ahead of time and jumped ship before the industry became a complete shithole.
When Tim Edwards left, a guy who joined straight from school after doing work experience at the office as a general dogsbody, then worked his way to up to editor of the whole magazine, after only around 2 years in the role I thought holy shit what's going on in this industry.
>>341505013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IawEMxTroBk
>>341507591
Let me just make this clear: You believe a disproportionate number of Jews don't have larger than average, hooked noses?
>>341506948
big bad is coming u are the chosen one kill the big bad the end
its always the same
>>341506948
Dont worry, they will start showing the gay characters or, even better, the trans companions.
>>341486172
It was half shit and half great, and by shit I mean Circle Tower and Orzammar.
>>341507387
Im not him but are you fucking retarded? Have you seen a big nose or in fact, a nose in your whole life? Take your fucking jew memes back to /pol/
>>341508074
You believe literally EVERYONE with a large nose is a jew?
>>341508690
-----> >>341508074
normally I don't spoon-feed people to the most relevant point of debate but you seem like a special type of retarded that needs to be shown the right direction
>>341508690
remember to use this post as reference for how to spot a jew
>>341508829
But the ME:A main character doesn't have a large nose. Do you have eyes? Look at the OP.
>>341509010
She has a large, hooked nose very blatantly.
Go back to the oven you crawled out of.
TL;DR
Is this a shitpost thread?
>>341509176
But she doesn't. She doesn't at all. Do you even have eyes?
>>341508806
quit misrepresenting his argument to make him easier to attack as you jews tend to do
>>341506219
what the fuck? yes you can. you appeal the common ground. the only alternative is war, and by definition that's a fight you're going to lose.
>>341507431
>where these self entitled new age journos came from
See >>341506162 - Kieron Gillen is literally NGJ.
>>341509438
>SHE DOESN'T GOY, I MEAN BOY EHEEHHEH
>>341509362
Well, this is the shitpost board.
>>341505013
Well thankfully I haven't met any of these loonies to date.
I don't care how many progressive special snowflake syndrome video games are released as long as there is room for everyone.
>>341509362
basically Bioware is full of lunatics who hate guy gamers
We've known this for a while but every time we get fresh evidence we get upset about it again
>>341506809
What makes you think that there are any competent people still working at Bioware?
>>341483495
>Sony Playstation is free online to play
>>341509714
But what about the relationship between male shep and garrus?
I've never felt a stronger bro bond in any other game
>>341472145
>Gamer Bros exist because we allow it, and they will end because we demand it
Please tell me someone explained the terrible irony to this woman that she just used a quote from an omnicidal villain to try and justify her point.
