Sausage fest edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
FIRST FOR I WANT TO AUDREY AUDREY'S AUDREYS
audrey
enough with the Pokemon Go already
Pokemon is a good game
My dick is raw from masturbation to audrey.
WHERE ARE THE COW UDDERS WE WERE PROMISED
>>341460953
First for autism
>>341461131
we've been dreaming about WiiFuck for so long now
THERESA WILL NEVER EVER RESPOND TO ME
Kill me now
what am i watching
>It's a Pokemon Go segment
>>341460953
Treehouse waifus
pokemon GO away and show us more zelda haha
>Bill's face at the question
>>341461243
>>341461261
>>341461278
beautiful
>>341461304
SOON
This is just the Pokemon Go presentation, I'm guessing Audrey will be around for zelda-related stuff
NO WAIFUS YET
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
where would you find giratina and arceus
>>341461328
>tallest there
>gets paid to play Pokemon
>acknowledged by Miyamoto but free from his wrath
>married
He has plenty of reason to smile
Next month!
>>341461389
haha nice one anon hahaha
Why are Audreys always the best girls?
this is the treehouse waifu general, gamefags can go elsewere
REMINDER TO HIDE ALL POSTS ABOUT TITS
WE ARE BEING RAIDED BY JEALOUS SHITPOSTERS
NOT HOW ALL THE POSTS ABOUT SONY WINNING COINCIDENTALLY ENDED THE INSTANT THIS STARTED
>>341461452
Arceus is on the Vatican
Is anything not Nintendo happening?
I don't give a fuck about Nintendo but I'm scared I'm missing vidya
>Pokemon Go
This is boring where's the new video games
NICE WAIFUS, FAGGOT!
LITERALLY NOT MAKING A SINGLE APPEARANCE
Color Splash is scheduled even though people hate it more than Fed Farce
Mario Party which was announced not even 24 hours ago is scheduled
POKEMON MOBILESHIT IS SCHEDULED
but not Federation Force
What went W R O N G ?
>>341461406
When did they say pokemon go was coming out?
POKEMON GO RELEASE IN JULY
>red and blue
>no gardevoir
>no lopuny
>no froslas
>no meloetta
>no gothitelle
>no goodra
disgusting
Baldie translator has looked so damn uncomfortable every time he talks since yesterday. You can almost smell the spaghetti in his pockets.
>>341461496
Next month waht. Why everyone went full apeshit
>JWittz and all the Pokemon devs don't have rainbow ribbons
What does it mean?
>>341461513
>Tfw all the Audreys I know IRL are normal.
>>341461528
>Gym battle against the pope
>>341461604
July
>>341461604
Next month
I WANT ZELDA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341461585
Honestly I'm glad, LITERALLY nobody wants this fucking game.
>>341461604
tomorrow
>>341460953
This is boring and sucks, so I'm gonna go out and get lunch. Be sure to take screenshots if Mega Milk Mommy shows up!
>$34.99
BLUNDER OF THE MILLENIA
>>341461515
This is also the comfy thread, so don't spam in caps lock like a bitch - don't make me slap a nigga
>>341461585
Literally everything.
>Sexual predator use Pkemon Go to locate the rarest Pokemons
>Go undercover, waiting to prey on all the kids wanting to get it
>Gotta Catch them all
>Only manage to catch a big fat sweating nerd.
Reposting from the last thread
>>341460456
There are factions you can pick, red, blue and yellow.
There are "gyms" in the world that people can plant Pokemon at. You can claim an unclaimed one, or if someone in your color faction is there you can add a Pokemon to help defend it.
If someone from another team has claimed a gym, you pit your Pokemon against it to eliminate them and claim the gym.
Once you place a Pokemon on a gym, it's "locked" there until someone else knocks out, then you have to revive it.
>all these new audreyfags when I've been lusting after her for years
I welcome you into the fold, my brethren
>$34.99
HAHAHHA
$34.99
wut
>>341461724
I know it's been mentioned before but seriously, what the fuck are the gloves for
Also she looks like Sarah Silverman.
>34.99 for a mobile game
>$35 for that shit
JUST
>>341461669
but his translating game is really strong.
He's translating faster than the speed of light
>Pokemon Go Plus is $34.99
>*smacks lips profusely*
Anyone know what the hell dogs mean by this?Are they telling me to hol up?
>34.99
did he just spell 3.499 wrong or what the fuck
>>341461406
Please tell me someone screencapped it
>>341461379
Sam has the best overall body+face+smile+personality
Her nose is the only negative
Audrey has best boobs, but her face is negative
Theresa has best face, but that's it
Kindra has a good body but her face is long
Chiko is worse long term because asian genetics.
Sam is best Treehouse Waifu
I can't wait until we actually see what Zelda looks like in this game.
She was the only good thing about SS and they have a smilar art style, if BotW Zelda is like SS Zelda I will declare this the greatest game ever made.
Wait, it's not f2p?
>>341461389
hahaha jesus christ what a madman
haha good one
>$35
there's no way they didn't just miss a decimal point right?
>want to catch Dratini
>be in central Europe
>look up locations
>nearest area where I have even a chance of finding a Dratini is on faroe islands north of Scotland
What the fuck
>>341461716
this is the first Wii U game that has impressed me gameplay-wise
why can't we get more stuff like this
The 35 bucks is for the flashing pokemon thing right?
What's tits mcgee doing?
>>341460953
HOLY SHIT THE POKEMON GO LOGO HAS THE EDGE OF THE SKY
SUN AND MOON
I GEDDIT
>35$ for a pokewalker
I know phone users are literal cattle but come on
35 dollars
I was under the assumption it was free to play.
what the fuck, 35 dollars for a mobile game with microtransactions? what are they thinking?
$35 for a phone app
Is this nigga serious?
>>341461585
You know what game didn't made a single appearance, last year?
>>341461724
why is she so seductive?
>>341461814
hiding her self harm scars
>$34.99
>>341461860
The app is.
The plastic device is 35 bucks.
>I CANT WAIT TO PLAY SKYRIM AGAIN
Go home and play it faggot.
>making classics great again
Skyrim isn't a fucking classic.
>>341461883
Because they are a shitty company who have no fucking idea what they are doing. Bowel cancer needs to take out their leader again, start fresh.
>35 dollars
is gamefreak literally fucking retarded
>>341461716
>you can do anything!
>and none of it is fun!
>>341461724
Pick me up some beef jerky bro.
is 35$ just for the dongle or for the entire game?
>>341461882
It's like you're really in the Pokemon world!
Better find a boat.
I really really wish it was a pokewalker. Im so dissapointed
>>341461951
By making things even more obvious?
>>341461819
>>341461860
>>341461926
>>341461929
the game is free, the pokewalker shit is 35$
>>341461814
The gloves are a magic item that when you put them on her they cause her hands to do anything you command and she stares helplessly at her own arms the whole time trying to figure out if she's scared or turned on
35 ding dang dongaroos I am farting my shitter inside out that is hilarious
>$35
WHAT THE FUCK, I THOUGHT IT WOULD COST $10
>>341461926
the game is free, it's the price for the "plus" device that apparently make the game better all at once.
>>341461515
Fag spotted
>>341461859
inb4 she is dead and speaks as hylia
>>341461936
Fed Force is slated for late 2016. It won't show up at next year's E3
>>341461724
That's one small bra she's wearing.
Her tits look like they're about to bust up
>>341461926
>>341461929
35 dollars for the clip on pokewalker apparently
>>341461779
He meant yen. The retards didn't say the converted price would be $3.49.
>pokemon candy
>>341461758
>>341461717
>complaining about a game you know nothing about.
>>341462031
Just the dongle
>>341461960
>>341462020
>>341462031
the device you retards
the game is free
>that price
>for mobile game
Who is the audience this stuff? It should be free and lure people to the real Pokemon games.
https://twitter.com/kevinlalikog
ARE YOU HERE KEV. NOTICE ME SENPAI. I WANT TO STROKE YOUR HAIR.
>>341461851
This tbf
>>341462020
You mean pokemon company.
GF have nothing to do with this....At least this time.
>all these retards
It's 35 for the bracelet thing, not the appwhich is fucking expensive but still
>>341461942
it's the lipstick and arm socks
she went full slut this year
$35
$35
$35
>>341460953
B I G G E R
>>341462021
>it's n-not gonna be good! i swear to god!
Shut up and buy a wii u falsefagger
>>341461882
use surf nigga
>>341462180
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in my entire life.
>>341462119
stop shitposting now we aren't going to repeat that's the plactic device forever, retard.
This is tragic.
>>341462180
lmfaooo
>>341462110
I never said that was the price of the game
>>341462065
Not really even "late" 2016, it's releasing in August. Not showing it at a huge trade show 2 months before its release is definitely not a good sign for it.
STOP WITH THE QUESTIONS
LET THIS END
>>341462073
But 35 yen is $.35
>Literally robbing iOSfags
Vindictive much?
neckbeards pay $35 for a badge of virginity
BTW guys there's a fire rod someone found in the demo
webm here >>341461626
>want to catch Cacturne
>can only be found in Mexico at night time
wish me luck
>>341461851
Sam is utterly inferior to Audrey in every single way. If you took Sam's makeup off her face would look like a pizza/rhinoceros.
>>341462180
GIVE ME ZELDA NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341461882
Not my fault you live in Hoenn, get Surf.
>>341461882
I can't wait for nintendo trying to defend backlash when a 9-year old kid freezes to death after travelling to Siberia to catch a pokemon
>>341462263
found the feminist
>>341462263
Someone drew this.
>>341462273
My bad. I was on/off following the stream while doing other stuff.
>>341461585
Color Splash didn't have an official trailer released
Nintendo isn't aware of the negative reaction
>>341462224
>>341462126
S-Stop
>>341462180
anon what the fuck are you doing lad
So did they shitcan Federation Force, for real?
>still talking about Go
>>341461626
>>341462373
>use firerod once
>burn down western canada
>>341462351
Shit, you're right. That must be the actual price. No sane person would pay $35 for a piece of flashing plastic you could get at a gatcha.
So is this just going to be one big circle jerk? Or are they gonna show some games?
>>341462180
A U T I S M
Nintendo treehouse yesterday: 10/10
Nintendo treehouse today so far: -13423/10
>>341462373
https://twitter.com/kevinlalikog
KEV REPLY TO ME IF YOU'RE HERE I LOVE. I JUST FOLLOWED YOU. HOPE YOU HAVE MORE PICS.
>>341462467
Jesus christ
>>341462467
holy shit
kek'd irl
>>341462394
>Audrey complains about back pain from boobs
>Having to deal with that voice+personality 24/7
>That smile
Audrey is just a semen demon, and just that. She's not good for the long term in comparison to Sam.
How was your e3 chat experience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8zJRB-DS4
>>341462373
I don't want to wait a year to play this.
>>341461992
>DEDICATED
>JUMP
>BUTTON
Give up, other devs aren't even trying
1% possibility that the new Ip is from Monolith Soft
>>341462525
Another delay at best
>>341462452
Reina is a feminist
>>341462452
>doesn't like breast inflation
>"must be a feminist!"
No, anon. I'm not a feminist. But I apologize for not having severe debilitating autism to be aroused by such a cancerous fetish as inflation.
>>341462627
I don't know bout you, but I'm excited for some rhythm heaven
When is Pokken Tournament on stream?
>>341462662
shut the fuck up and get out of this thread you literal autist
>>341462467
>>341461882
>"There have been a lot of jokes and memes all over the internet about people drowning in the Atlantic ocean while trying to catch Lugia and yes they are half correct."
They are taking it very seriously.
>>341462467
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>341462467
HAHAHAHA
>We have bigger plans for bigger events
OOOOHHHHHH SNAP
>>341462662
You a twitter fag bro? Post moar of her pics for us if you find any. I don't have any social media account.
35$ is for Go plus (the pokeball).
The game is free
>>341462627
Are you forgetting how much people were bitching during the Sun/Moon segment yesterday?
This is about the same so far.
>>341462781
Reina isyuribait and I hate her because she lusts for sensei's dick
>We have to make sure Randy Macho Man Savage likes his uh likeness used
I hate this guy so much.He's dead
>>341461716
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>341462756
looks cool
>>341462802
My sides, who made this?
This is clearly a joke
>>341462627
>Treehouse yesterday
>Nintendo won E3 with LITERALLY ONE GAME
>>341462832
>>341462662
The girl from the pic is Julia Holter
>>341462525
Don't count on it crybaby.
Just don't buy it.
>>341462794
I have read so many doujins at this point that I know what going happen later.
>>341462467
>>341462794
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>341462662
Back the fuck off. She's mine. All mine.
>>341462756
Holy fuck pls I love monolith
>>341461837
I wonder how long he's studied for. People like this are awe inspiring for Japanese learners such as myself.
>>341462548
>>341462794
He looks like the fat guy from those time stop Touhou doujins lmao
>>341462756
I've been out of the loop. Is this concept art from Monolith Soft? It looks beautiful. I love the colors and ambiguity. I'm a sucker for shit like this.
>>341462802
You can't actually legally get on that island unless you're working there and have express written permission from the governance of the Island. It's also basically a UK military base, where one of the GPS stations are.
If this isn't a joke, it's dumb as literal fuck.
>>341462802
is this real?
THANK YOU BASED BILL FOR ENDING THIS SHITSHOW
>>341462945
Wasn't planning on it.
>fuck pokemon/mobileshit the viewers want something else
BASED BILL
BASED BILL
BASED BILL
>>341462794
>Japanese Scarflard
>>341462794
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
ARGGGH IS THIS EVER GONNA END
POKEMON GO TO HELL
>>341462970
double pleasure in bed.
>>341463042
Yeah it looks like something Vanillaware would do.
PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT
>>341462802
>Tristan Da Curna
>literally the most isolated island on earth
fuck
topkek, was Miyamoto not supposed to tell the release date
>>341463040
Holy shit, you're right
I WANT POLE'S POLE!
I want toPLAYthis game
give me it now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>reminder that this was free and did more
>>341463042
It was for a monolithsoft 3DS rpg that was stealth announced fucking forever ago in Japan and then had no further info.
It's presumed they just canceled it but you never know with Nintendo.
>>341463030
Yeah I suspect that this guy is hafu or something. He looks very young for this level of japanese
What have Nintendo showed today besides Pokemon GO?
>>341463116
>implying
That's Japanese Dan "The Man with the Cunny Plan" Schneider
GET READY FOR METROID NX FOLKS
>>341462926
>>341463069
It's from pokemongoglobal.com, maybe it's not an official site.
>>341463265
Thats it so far.
>>341462905
FUCK YOU
The song is stuck in my head now
>>341463112
>mfw Bill is clearly a /v/tard in a suit
>mfw he's been drinking our tears for the past 5 years
>>341463285
That would require an NX announcement
>>341462794
JUSTin!
>>341463232
>free
HGSS was like 50 bucks on launch, dude.
>>341462740
>trump poster
It writes itself.
>>341463193
>yfw you can only catch Groudon near an active volcano
>>341463232
You had to buy a full priced game to get it, though.
>>341463307
>PokemonGOGlobal.com is a fansite. We are not official in any shape or form, nor affiliated, sponsored, or otherwise endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, or TPCi.
>>341463271
Dan "MK Ultra that Vulva" Schneider
Yakuza man spotted
>>341463249
Pokemon GO's trailer is really old too, I could've sworn it had already released.
It's a fucking browser game, how many years can it take to slap some worthless jpgs on the camera?
>>341461859
The question to be asked though, will she cute, regal, or both?
>>341463112
Bill is a cool dude. According to Aonuma, he gave the idea of featuring the wind prominently in Zelda BotW.
Bill for NoA president when?
>psyduck is my favorite pokemon
fake and gay
>3 more minutes of mobileshit
KILL ME ALREADY
>>341463349
They said yesterday that the new Zelda will be a NX title too.
inb4 pokemans on the moon
>Psyduck
True patrician detected
>you will never play together and have fun with Audrey
>>341463187
Post yfw Miyamoto gets fired for this
>>341463040
>time stop Touhou
Who what? Source me up, I can only think of Stopman!
>>341463410
>tfw completing the pokedex will be the most productive thing you'll ever do in your life.
>>341463453
I hope everyone there understands
>>341463418
>Pay full game price
>Get a game with it
Seems like a good deal to me.
>>341463453
oh shit
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>341461406
What question? I just got here.
>>341463232
I'm still worried about restarting my HG. Don't want to lose those special areas for the pokewalker.
>>341461724
I WANT AUDREY I WANT AUDREY I WANT AUDREY
literally nobody cares about pokemon go
>>341463515
I heard that, but they still haven't shown off the console or its new gimmick
>>341463469
Please god let it be both.
>Psyduck
based
>Bill's favorite Pokémon is Psyduck
Really fitting for some reason
>>341463453
"Too many filthy Gaijins around here desu"
>>341463453
>Yare yare Nintendo is doing mobileshit now
>>341463453
Is he scoping out Sony's booth?
>one last question?
one last question?
>one last question?
END THIS SHIT NOW
>>341463112
someone find one picture of bill that isn't him being smug as fuck
>>341463523
How to get Deoxys:
1. Become an astronaut
>still no pokemon vr where I can be a pokephile
Why, nintendo?
Are you going be watching Sega's conference in 10 minutes? Remember, Sega does what Nintendon't!
So what does that 35 bucks piece of plastic do?
