Morrowind Remaster? Sure thing, here's Skyrim with a piss filter.
You're gonna buy my game, right?
I already did Todd. That's why you're giving me it for "free"
>>341452270
>Morrowind Remaster? Sure thing, here's Skyrim with a piss filter.
>You're gonna buy my game, right?
I hate Todd Howard and his overrated shitty personality
>>341452270
>>341452474
>>341452396
WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE SHITTY PERSONALITY WHEN EVERYONE'S PLAYING FALLOUT 4 ON VR
>>341452396
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>341452620
Are you saying my games are not working fine sir? I'll let you know they work.
EVERYTIME
I think we all want Todd to hold us down and whisper sweet lies in our ears
>>341452675
Mein Fuhrer, was ist dir instructtion?
>>341452359
Oh yeah... that's right...
Oopsies! We scanned your system and didn't detect Skyrim®™: Deluxe Dragon Edition®™ Day One Dovahkiin®™ Master of Tamriel®™ Souldsword®™ of Skyrim®™ The Elder Dragons of The Elder Scrolls®™!
I guess that means you'll need to buy the full remastered edition to be able to play Skyrim®™ in it's full enhance and remastered* glory! Please be sure to pick up the Ultimate DLC edition with full access to all your favorite DLC characters and locations!
(*DISCLAIMER: "Remastered" simply means 900p, 30 fps performance. No gameplay has been altered. No bugs have been fixed, no mods will be available. All textures are 1024x1024 or smaller to ensure optional 30 fps gameplay. The following features have been removed: Marriage, all Argonians, the city of Solitude, and dragons in order to maintain performance improvements.)
>>341452396
GET THE COLLECTORS EDITION
>>341452776
I want him to do that and meanwhile he would befingering my anus
>>341452270
>Piss filter
Looked more like a shit filter to me.
>>341453068
>>341452758
>>341452675
When are we going to see some Third Reich pictures of Todd?
So many threads and pictures of Todd Howard here. Is /v/ tsundere for Todd?
I don't think I'm gonna buy your game
>>341453341
Yes. He actually makes the best games on the market. You should buy them.
Todd, the lies have gone on long enough.
I refuse to pre-order or purchase Bethesda games. They just don't work.
>>341453247
You might want to get checked out if your shit is always that yellow.
>>341452270
nobody likes morrowind
Hey Todd.
Fucking lazy shitheads.
Of all the Elder Scrolls games to go back to, they do the latest one?
Shit, at least do something like Redguard if you really don't want to do Oblivion or Morrowind.
Redguard is near impossible to run, is something different and would win them brownie points from SJW's who weren't aware they made that game already.
>>341453394
>>341453254
Todd "jew burner" Howard
Some of you are alright...
>>341452270
D-don't worry todd! I-ill preorder it as soon as I get home. I promise!
Greetings, fellow humans! The sky sure is a beautiful yellow today! It looks just like Skyrim Remastered!
It's 64 bit now doofus. The whole engine is like Fallout 4's.
>>341453573
>Blacks are dumb and lazy
What's the problem here ?
>>341453806
>The whole engine is like Fallout 4's
You don't say
I'll consider pirating it, Todd.
>>341453004
Sie werden meine Schatz nicht kaufen?
DU KENST WAS DU MACHEN MUSST.
>>341452270
Wake me up when Elder Scrolls 6 is ready and don't dumb it down again Todd.
>>341454098
I know what I must. And I must not buy your game, Todd.
>>341454098
Ermorden sie.
Alles.
Es sollte wie ein...Umfall sehen.
I've never played a Bethesda game. Should I even bother?Please no Fallout 4™.
>>341454496
Try F3.
>>341454496
No, you'll enjoy it and start modding and hating Todd
>>341454496
Fallout 3 is more of a Fallout RPG than Fallout 4. That aside pick Fallout New Vegas. But if you have a gun to your head, Fallout 3 is always better than whatever the fuck Fallout 4 turned out to be.
Is it backwards compatible with mods?
>>341454496
>>341454496
It's cheap duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
>>341454735
Haha, good one
>>341454496
>Thought next TES being Skyrim 2 was just a meme
>reality is even worse
>>341452270
>Todd Howard was the game director of Morrowind, /v/'s favourite game
>Anything after that is hated to hell on here
>>341454767
Where the fuck is the Obsidian I ordered, Todd?
>>341452270
SKYWIND WHEN
>>341452270
> People on steam actually think it will be a real overhaul with new content and want multiplayer too
Holy fuck, it's a free update retards
>59.99 for a five year old game that ripped its texture and lighting mods from the nexus
This is probably the final nail in the coffin and will make me steer clear of ANY bethedsa game for years if not forever.
>>341454896
No it's not. They're haters, these games are perfect.
It's not a piss filter. It's the ever-present god rays that soak up the color of the sun. It's the same system Fallout 4 has.
I personally think it looks good. Fallout 4 - shit textures aside - had some nice shaders.
>>341454735
Nope. But good news is all your favorite mods will probably be ported over and be for sale on the mod store soon after launch.
Todd posting isn't and never was funny. Same for Bane posting.
You have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>341454956
you dork
Hey Todd.
Todd.
HEY TODD.
>>341454767
>that'll be $59.99 + Tax
>>341454954
If they just added simple 4 player Diablo style coop to Skyrim, I'd honestly never need another game.
>>341454735
They claim most mods should prt over perfectly fine.
I'm assuming things like SkyUI and SKSE and a few script mods will likely be broken due to executable changes and the like, but model, texture, etc mods will work fine.
>>341455112
Welcome to 4chan. Please observe the rules and pay only constructive comments
>>341455112
someone get this hot head outta here
>>341455112
Take your own advice you fucking 12 year old.
>>341455234
Except a story, and some depth.
>>341452474
I think todd is trying to tell us something
Maybe hes doing all this against his will
>>341455445
I can't expect those things from modern Bethesda.
>Todd "Lynch a Nigger to make my dick seem bigger" Howard
>Todd "Kill a baller to look taller" Howard
>Todd "Murder a gangster so she touches my wangster" Howard
>Todd "Shoot a black to keep my dev team on track" Howard
>>341455112
>>341453452
You say that now, but in october you'll be playing Skyrim Remastered and make threads how you got fooled again.
>>341455406
Thanks doc.
>>341455112
Was getting caught part of your master plan?
Does anyone have the Umaru Todd?
HEY TODD I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
Can someone help me with a Morrowind question?
I'm having trouble killing ghosts as a marksman.
Enchanted arrows are probably best, but where do I get those?
>>341455112
I'm 26 and Toddposting is my favorite meme on /v/. It's loads better than pepe and neverever posters
>>341453041
>all argonians have been removed
KEK
E
K
Fuck you and your game
Skyrim is a wonderful game and i am very proud of it, thank you all so much for buying the remastered edition and allowing our company to stay the best RPG developer in the business! In the meantime, why don't you give Fallout 4 a try?
>>341455859
Yeah, I have some advice: play a better game. Try Skyrim™!
>>341452270
Why did you use Skyrim "Remaster" assets to make Far Harbor for Fallout 4.
That was seriously lazy Toad.
>>341455234
There's a coop mod in development. Team seems to know what they're doing, too. So maybe one day we'll have coop for Skyrim. But I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>341453041
This is the most autistic post I've seen all day.
>>341452776
This, desu, senpai
>todd posting
>ever funny
pick none
>>341453041
I wish the Argonians would be wiped out...Stupid lizards.
Why does Todd have such a whiny high-pitched voice?
i wonder if its the same retard posting this threads thinking it's funny
>>341453573
Realistic
>>341455112
>>341456359
He's a manlet
>>341455896
Fucking this. For some reason I just LOVE Toddposting.
JUST BUY IT cracks me up.
>>341456316
HOUSE DRES WILL RISE AGAIN
>>341453041
The shitposts that hit closest to home always have a kernel of truth.
>>341454735
http://kotaku.com/skyrim-remastered-will-work-with-old-mods-1781995629
Why are so many people calling it a "remastered edition" when bethesda themselves don't call it a remastered edition?
I'm afraid. Todd posting is getting more and more violent. He's becoming angry.
>>341456503
Screaming combined with angry Todd always make me laugh, I don't know of why.
Toddposting makes me think of an old tribe of natives gathered around a fire, putting on spooky masks and chasing each other around as part of a ritual. Who will be Todd next? No one knows.
is it true that he's like 5'2? I'm sure googling show's he's like 6 feet tall.
Please answer me Lord Todd, I just have one question.
So does /v/ like Todd or not?
>>341456904
Todd lies
>>341457061
he was killed and replaced with a synth
>>341456404
That's pretty good
>>341457061
>His height isn't displayed anymore.
>>341455859
enchanted arrows are hard to find. I usually find them in dungeons or daedric ruins though.
Your best bet for ghosts are something other than archery.
At least Zelda lets me actually climb a mountain
You guys will buy it. Just like you buy into the e3 cancer. Fags
TINY
>>341452270
Nope.
Rather had oblivion remastered.
>>341455112
>>341457583
The horse physics was some of the most hilarious shit.
>The way the ragdoll down mountains
>You can use them to clip under cities and into terrain
>If you do it right you can jump onto objects outside of cities and see what the cities look like without everything loaded
He won't remaster Morrowind because it was basically a one hit wonder and they have no clue what they would do with it to improve it, other than the graphics.
In the end it will just be worse than before.
But considering they're testing it out with Skyrim, I bet my ass they're gonna try to rerelease every other game too. Why would they even bother to make new games when they can release the same game again?
Anyways, Todd, you suck balls.
>>341452270
A Morrowind remaster isn't really in the cards. It would take so much time, money, work, and new assets (not to mention getting rid of the original Gamebryo code and replacing it with their own similar-but-legally-distinct substitute) that it may as well be a remake.
>>341458375
I KNOW THAT'S YOU SAWYER YOU BALDING PIECE OF SHIT! NEW VEGAS WAS FUCKING TRASH FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY GAME I HOPE OBSIDIAN DIES LIKE THE TRASH COMPANY THAT IT IS!
>>341453041
>to ensure optional 30 fps gameplay
>optional
I don't know why but this made me laugh.
>>341458916
If I buy your game, will you calm down Todd?
>>341455112
get this obsidianhead outta here
Post rare Todds, i need to fill my folder
>>341453573
fantastic
>>341459372
It would be extremely profitable.
>>341453041
>No mods will be available
Did you miss the part of the presentation where they specifically mentioned mods
>>341454496
bethesda hasn't developed a good game
they've published good ones like NV and dishonored
>>341460224
Is that you Todd, I need to be sure before I buy your game.
>>341454992
>Anger: 0.00032
>Happiness: 0.35490
You know, this isn't gonna last for too long if you don'tBUY MY FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341455112
Dr. Anon, I'm Bethesda.
Todd I preordered Skyrim for PS4. have I pleased you?
>>341460512
you scard me !!! but no byu gaem ! no no no
"Todd Howard joined Bethesda Softworks in 1994. one of his first gaming projects was being the producer and designer for the 1995 FPS game The Terminator: Future Shock[2] and The 1996 follow-up standalone game The Terminator: Skynet.[3]"
It's kinda sad because he knew how to make some good games, but looking at all the stuff released after oblivion.. all this bs regarding paid mods and dlc.. I think he doesn't care about gamers anymore.
>>341461662Pre-order another copy.
>>341459372
Yes, but only if you promise to buy Fallout™ 4 and the Fallout™ 4 Season Pass, and promise to preorder The Elder Scrolls™ VI and The Elder Scrolls™ VI Season Pass when it's available.
How many copies do I need to buy for Todd to have sex with me?
>>341463683
Keep buying games. When you buy enough, I'll stop by for a visit.
Your games are garbage you fucking faggot manlet
>>341452270
>buying anything from Toddler
>>341464328
so fanny
>buying a Gamebryo game
>2016
Gaming has the most ignorant consumers by far
>>341463409
FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING I'LL NEVER BUY YOUR SHITTY GAME AHAHAHAHAHA
>>341455112
23 and i disagree.
You can fuck off.
>>341455234
never gonna happen, cause they actually would need to balance their game for multiplay. You can't just take an unbalanced single player game with broken mechanics and think coop will work.
>>341455112
I'll wait til you fall asleep.
>>341464063
DELETE THAT!
>>341464063
I think what you ment to say was "Thanks Todd for all those awesome games" you're getting skyrim remastered right?
>>341464063
come on and fi(nd)ght me
Hey guys check out my channel please I have no subscribers
>>341454954
Not for those of us who didn't fall for the dlc.
>>341455112
>>341454954
this eyes cant lie
Bumpin until I get home and can post my rare Todds.
BUY MY GEIMU
I just know u want it
>>341455112
t.cuck
>>341466274
I have never bought a single game of yours and I'm not about to start now
>>341467104
See these mountains?
>>341468779
>I have never bought a single game of yours and I'm not about to start now
Say that again?
I thought so, now go home and buy all my upcoming content, and please dont forget to purchase SKYRIM REMASTERED.
>>341468935
i can climb them
>>341456950
whAtS THe mATTer, moRTaL?
I am going to fuck EVERY hole in your body
what have you people done
You've taken this meme too far
please
>>341468935
>>341469512
dont you fucking lie to me.
>>341469752
BUY FALLOUT 4 DONT FORGOT MY SEASON PASS.
AND ILL FUCKING HUTN YOU DOWN IF YOU DONT PURCHASE MY SKYRIM REMASTERED EDITION.
>>341457583
>unironically buying games made by gooks
>>341453806
I personally handcrafted it to ensure perfect quality.
It just works.
>>341453041
>1024x1024
that sounds strange
HEY TODD
TODD
TODD I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
>>341471714
WHAT IS IT, ANON?
MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN!
>>341456442
Shut the fuck up no he's not.
>>341471714
Yea anon? What is it?
Have you decided to preorder 10 copies of both fallout 4 VR and skyrim remastered?
>>341472012
ur a fagot
My games are art.
Art that can be yours for just 59.99 dollars (plus tax) (plus Season Pass).
>>341472012
>posting a todd for antsjust like the real todd
I reinstalled Skyrim and played about an hour before I remembered how unfun it is.
I'd rather an Oblivion or Morrowind any day.
>>341471925
>>341472012
I'M NEVER GONNA BUY YOUR SHITTY GAME FUCK YOU LOOOOL
>>341472414
>>341454496
Play Morrowind and that's about it, really. If you like you can try Oblivion or Skyrim. The former has better plot, quests and is an actual RPG game, the latter has fancier graphics and physics and uhm yeah... Don't bother with Bethesda Fallouts, they're pure shit.Daggerfall is neat but overrated and buggy as fuck. The TES offspins aren't really that good unless you enjoy TES lore.
Does anyone have the gif were Todd turns into a horrifying monster demon?
>>341472414
That's fine Anon. I'll come back and visit you again when you're asleep. Sweet dreams!
>>341456629
no shit, since its basically just a texture pack and ENB filter
>>341456629
>kotaku
>>341472827
Good luck getting past my dog
>>341473272
Wow, it's so muscular.
Honestly what the actual fuck were they thinking.
>>341473272
My nigger instincts tell me to fight this dog.But he's so cute, I just want to pet
>>341452270
Morrowind would suck remastered
Better textures, but the animations would still look like shit and the dialogue would be almost nothing but text and a handful of voiced lines
When shit becomes remastered, it doesn't get better, it's just Shit HD
>>341455675
True for some. But I genuinely think Fallout 4 has solidified people not to buy their games now. Even normies hated it.
>>341462375
>I think he doesn't care about gamers anymore.
People stop playing games as they get older. I'm betting Todd hasn't played any video games for 20+ years now.
>>341473642
He is cute.
>>341473272
We keep him and our other dog in good shape.
>>341472414
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the The College of William and Mary, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful games at Bethesda, and I have over 300 confirmed preorders. I am trained in mountain climbing and I’m the top liar in the entire video games industry. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of liars across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the game, maggot. The game that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking buying, kid. I can lie anywhere, anytime, and I can lie to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in my native tongue. Not only am I extensively trained in compulsive lying, but I have access to the entire PR department of Bethesda Game Studios and I will use it to its full extent to get all your miserable money out of your bank account, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit lies all over you and you will belive it. You’re fucking preordering, kiddo.it's been a while since I've used a version of this pasta
Just tried that doom demo
6GB for 20 minutes of shotgun that didn't even feel meaty, and infinite grenades that are on a recharge timer.
The fuck is this, Todd? I just cleared it on the highest difficulty you've got packed with the demo in about the same time than it takes me to run from one end of the fallout 4 map to the other end.
I have literally never played a Bethesda game but Toddposting is the funniest thing.
Please, never leave.
Toddposting and Baneposting are the only two shitpost memes that I actually find funny
>>341455112
Todd and QPU are the best neo-/v/ memes.
Here is one of the interviews TODD HOWARD did at E3 few days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLmlxX8QeVI
It is worth watching, he talks about,
>the future games he is working on right now
>TESVI
>why Fallout 4 was less of an rpg
>why they are making Skyrim remaster, etc.
>>341474313
TRIGGER WARNING
>>341474528
You seem confused friend, my team didn't make DOOM. But if you want a real bethesda game, just go ahead and buy Fallout 4. Speaking of which, Nuka World, Contraption Workshop, and Vault workshop will be added to our add-on lineup soon, so grab those as well friend.
I am also monitoring this thread to ensure everyone is doing themselves a favor a buying Fallout 4.
>>341475223
Lol. He's got his tippy-toe boots on.
>>341475451
How about you do yourself a favor and grow a foot you manlet.
>>341455406
>>341475451
Yeah, yeah, I got fallout 4, can't bring myself to play more than up to rolling with Nick though.And I ain't buying any DLCs
>Todd shows up in Project Scorpio
>Start cracking up
Thank you /v/, Toddposting has ruined me so that I can't not laugh when looking at his face.
>>341455406
>>341469873
It's okay. We have Zelda U, now. We can climb mountains, burn forests and kill the same enemies repeatedly for however many minutes it takes to get bored.
>>341465350
Based on the quality of your post, I would have to agree
Toddposting is even funnier if you actually imagine that Todd himself is behind literally all the pictures of him posted and is being completely serious
>>341475678
FUCKING BUY THE DLC YOU PIECE OF SHIT IT'S QUALITY CONTENT
>>341475969
Thats the joke friend.
>>341475969
>(you)
>under rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7737w4W_k
>>341476276
I'm well aware, it's just easy to lose sight of what's really important.
>>341463409
And get Elder Scrolls Online™, off sale of course.
>>341474313
What the fuck Steam? I NEVER BOUGHT FALLOUT 4!
Fallout 4 is a pretty goodshooter
>>341466553
Will you play Fallout 4, and other Bethesda products?
>>341455675
You clearly don't know any normies.
>>341457061
>>341477883
>He's probably shorter than Miyamoto
Is he approaching 5'3-5'4 territory?
>>341474313
Retarded meme that never worked anyway. Fuck that Ariaki donut image.
>>341475223
>Give them more choice
>Fallout 4
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. There was never any choice to begin with you lying cunt.
>>341477595
I always wonder what Todd or his family thinkseverytime they see this shit on the internet.
Do you guys think he feels bad?
Hello, my name is Mr Drawoh and I come from some place... far away... yes that'll do. I think you should all buy Skyrim again! With different colour filters this time!
>>341452270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SIz0LYWJzQ
>>341478380
He is talking about the dlcs. They gave us more choices in it.
