100% serious discussion about nintendo edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
There is no fucking sticky anymore change your copy pasta already you autistic fuck.
Thats a big girl
>>341447692
>disgusting 3DPD horseface
>nintendrones toddlers getting all excited for this
Don't forget to donate to her twitch stream and patreon, nu-males cucks :)
>tfw no milk bags to play with
>>341448067
kys
>>341447884
I apologise, a sticky will likely go up when the conference is on.
>>341448050
>being a filthy butthole in a comfy thread
Please give your mom her laptop back
>>341448194
No it won't.
This is your first year on /v/ right?
posting Erik in this thread
Where the hell can I find a schedule for E3 over today and tomorrow? Most stuff I find stops covering it at yesterday
Someone make a proper thread with no 3D shit
Will there be a comfy Nintendo Minute afterwards again?
>>341448050
>3DPD
here's something for you autistic fedora tippers to fap too.
now if you'll excuse me, I have some traps to watch
>>341448185
>kys
>>341448185
not him but he's right, kys is even more retarded than the t b h, f a m and so on
ITT: children never seen a female before
I want to be Audrey's spoiled son, I want her to let feed me with her motherly milk everyday straight from the source.
Stream when?
>>341448249
No, I'm just going off what's happened for previous E3's. including yesterday and the day before that.
Epic video games thread.
>>341448170
Why live desu
>>341448349kys
>>341448342
erik x audrey power couple
>>341448342
my tongue is moving on its own!
>>341448342
>All that sweat running down his abs
O-oh my
>>341448342
me on the right
>>341448170
That's easy to fix
>>341447692
Anyone have pictures of her feet
You know when a fucking audrey poster starts a thread it's going to be shit. Theresa for life
>>341448562
And then there's this fag
>>341448368
>you can't be attracted to breasts if you've seen a female before
What does this post even mean?
I have an idea I've been sitting on that I've put alot of thought into
>>341448002
U U
U U
>>341448608
>Theresa for life
THIS
When is Nintendo stream starting?
>>341448608
someone with taste
>>341448349
i fucking hate the
desu, tbqh, tbvh, senpai & etc
its really just cringeworthy trying to be "down" with the kool kids xD
>>341448438
why do you keep calling people kind young sir?
>>341447692
>than the sticky,
>>341448696
it's canceled
I thought Nintendo fans were all cute little angels. Guess i was wrong
>>341448718
stfu desu senpai
>>341448368
itt jealous queers and chestlets
>>341448460
EricxSam was obviously the power couple. Audrey seems like the busty hair twirler who skips through meadows listening to the Zelda OST, while playing on her 3DS.
>>341448718
desu at least has some meme history attached to it
it's memery but at least its our meme
>>341448562
>using that reaction face
>not asking for ass
absolutely degenerate
>Nintendo thread attracting pedophiles
No surprises here.
>>341448729
I'll change the OP for next thread
If a rolling sticky doesn't come up when the conference starts, then I apologise for being a massive idiot.
>that one qtpie Asian on the stream
>commenting about a guy playing with the wolf link amiibo
>won't stop fawning over wolf link
>would randomly inject some out-of-place commentary of how gorgeous wolf link is
Now I can't stop fapping to the idea that she probably wants to take Wolf Link's knot.
Who /sam/ here?
>>341448519
>>341448637
>>341448764
why
>>341448342
Jesus
>>341448342
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>341448718
People are using it ironically you sperg
>>341448881
t b h is filtered into desu in case you didn't know
>>341448185
You mean kiss?
>>341448718
baka
>>341448718
fuck off desu
>>341448342
>ynw be fucked by Erik
>>341448943
That's Chiko
How long until the stream? Does it start same time as yesterdays?
>>341448249
There was a sticky yesterday, you dumb fuck.
>>341448943
How many huskies do you think she owns? Do you think she named one Link?
Why does every female Treehous employee wanna fuck Link so bad. Like, they're not even trying to hide the fact they want his master sword.
Theresa is pure and homely :3
>>341448985
He does it hoping it'll get the thread deleted.
>/v/ suddenly likes Treehouse again
What happened?
i jerked it tonight already, i dont want to go again
>>341448970
Man I miss that year...before Alison went off the deep end and was just the cute quiet one of the group.
>>341449170
Thirst.
>>341448918
>being a retard
No surprises here.
>>341448943
>>341449095
Sorry, unless the girl in your image showed up yesterday at some point, I mean. In that case, that's Krysta Yang.
>>341448648
It's the classic idea of:
>if you like something that I don't like, then that means you are a Virgin/child/autist/casual/fitting insult
F
>>341449112
No. A bit after. In about an hour and 15 mins. 10AM PDT
>>341448985
People realized Nintendo threads are engaging and discussing gameplay so they must shitpost in them. People might read their shitposts.
Also I guess mods are asleep.
>>341448970
Right here.
>>341449112
>There was a sticky yesterday, you dumb fuck.
? For about 5 minutes yeah
>>341449093
>Only 1 (ONE) penis
Bad picture
>>341449095
POST RANKINGS
Chiko = Audrey > Theresa > Sam > Kindra
>>341449254
F ;_;7
>treehouse doesn't run all year round
fml
>>341449239
>>341448918
Why do people always assume that posting shit like this will get the thread deleted when all that really happens is their posts get pruned?
>>341449235
>censor every bit of lewdness from games
>your consumers go full horndog when you show them your female marketers
I cant tell if this is genius or retarded
>>341449259
Thanks for the heads up. Can have a long soak in the bath and watch Ashens.
>>341449170
Thirsty kids lusting over a woman in a tight tshirt.
>>341448985
He's mad that people on /v/ are enjoying something so he's going to throw a hissy fit until he can get the thread deleted
>>341449254
Isn't that the guy who got fired last year for going onto a podcast without permission and insulting fans?
>>341449357
how can you be so wrong and right at the same time
>>341449357
Sam = Theresa > Chiko > Kindra > Audrey
Audrey's a 5/10 at best aside from her big fake tits.
>>341449297
She'd be a lot more attractive if she got rid of ner jew nose.
>>341449368
Old enough to know how to ban evade. Underage enough to think anyone cares.
>>341448990
Here's his butt for you
>>341449361
he was kinda cute too
>>341449406
yup
>>341449357
Theresa > Sam >>>>> Audrey > Kindra > Chiko
>>341448389
>>341449112
The mods are dumb fucks, though. They removed the sticky before Nintendo was even done streaming.
I wouldn't be surprised if those morons didn't even know Nintendo was going on again today.
>>341449368
It plagued /sp/ for a long time - some guy from Chicago had a dynamic IP, any thread he didn't like would be spammed with CP. The threads ended up being deleted and he would quickly get a new IP to go again. Good thing he's gone now.
AUDREY IS A USED UP SLUT
>>341449254
Literally who
>>341449406
Yeah the Xenoblade guy.
>>341449535
Sounds like a cuck to me
>>341448718
yet you use "kys"
>>341449587
take that fucking back
>>341449574
>league match threads usually free if supremely autistic
>big tournament like Euro cup comes around
>opening match thread yet again plagued by CP and gore spam
When you're in the wrong threads, /sp/ is worse than /b/
>>341447692
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was poring over her stacked physique the whole time. God damn though, she ain't THICC but she still ain't no skinny bitch. She built RIGHT.
this is a big guy
Things E3 got me excited for:
>Zelda
After trailer: "yeah alright looks good" - after treehouse yesterday :"holy shit, I need this game in my life, it's so good I can't believe it"
>Battlefield 1
Mildly excited, I like BF and this one looks decent, may enjoy it
>South Park
Looked pretty great, gonna be good I'm sure
>Horizon
Seemed okay, but honestly.. I'd probably rather play Zelda
>God of War
Very mixed feelings, seems like they gave this a TLOU treatment. I'm just being hopeful there is much, much more to the game than what we say, especially gameplay wise
>that was actually it
whelp
>>341449513
>Elbows out
>Lifts with back to finish
>Breathes out the entire time
>horizontal hip movements
He's in good shape, but this is awful.
>>341449767
True, that's why I stick to comfy threads when they're around.
>you will never drink audrey's milk
>>341449095
She wasn't sitting down, she was at the Zelda booth watching some neck beard play the Zelda demo.
>>341449767
/sp/ used to be the best board 4-5 years ago. It's shit now.
Bro's I just want another comfy Zelda stream with the girls. That's all.
>>341448342
Reminder BotW will be GOTYAY
Top men pick these women every year for us to fawn over
amazing
Does it continue at 10AM merica time?
I just wanted them to show a dungeon. I'm hoping for a surprise segment today.
>>341450062
TOP
>>341449535
He's like the perfect kind of chubby, I wish I could give him a hug
More seriously though, it's clear that Chris is very passionnate about video games and Nintendo, it's sad that they had to fire him
>>341449535
What happened to the left guy
>>341449916
why live
>>341450109
12pm CST, I think.
>>341447692
I hope its not another RPG
>>341450109
6pm GMT, so it depends on what area of BurgerLand you live in.
>>341450042
Breath of the Wild is basically a Witcher wanna be
>>341449916
Life is over
Is there a proper link for the nintendo treehouse live? I lost the one from yesterday
>>341449482
shit taste audrey the best
>>341450124
MEN
I'm hoping for confirmation on Yokai watch 2 at least, I liked the first one.
Late night demon rape time was also cool I hope that's still around
1 HOUR
>>341450221
>>341450221
>>341450062
T O P M E N
O
P
M
E
N
I want Audrey to milk my cock by wrapping her anus around it and squeezing as hard as she can with her vice-like sphincter. Then I can die happy. Is it really so much to ask?
>>341450257
Just use nintendo's youtube
did they fuck nintendo execs for the job?
The women who worship Bill and Reggie's cock the most get to slut it up on stage. The other girls must try again next year
>>341450221
I can tell you started playing video games in 2011.
>>341449976
Maybe we'll get a comfy stream with the girls today, but that's it for Zelda. I'm mostly watching for the girls, DQ, and whatever RPG announcement they have to make.
>>341450221
pls, sempai, delete this.
this put me in discomfort, that's not what i call comfy.
>>341450439
Alright Alright
it's a Quest 64 wannabe
DRAGON QUEST WHEN
>everyone suddenly forgot about how horrible treehouse is because there a hot girl with big tits working for them
>>341450221
lol
shouldn't it be starting 2 minutes from now? Says 12 EST for me.
i love seeing gays and girls get angry at/envious of audrey because they wish they could get that kind of attention from the boyz. makes my dick hard
>>341450548
I don't have much reason to be angry with them _right now_
I don't care about #FE because it already flopped in Japan and seemingly rightfully so, it looks like total shit.
Other than #FE there is nothing coming out that they (could) censor, so I'm alright atm
>>341450209
Norway, got a burgerfriend who's asking, thanks
Found a close up pic of audrey's face in a photoshoot! C U T E
>>341450431
>Sam's been one the main faces of Treehouse the past three years
You take that back you double nigger, Sam is innocent and just loves games.
>>341450548
Treehouse is maximum comfy, pleb
>>341450548
She's married, too. Not that anyone here would have any chances with her if it was different.
>>341450443
Oh my God. You can tell from this pic that she's cramming those puppies into a bra that's way to small for her since there's major overflow up top. They're even bigger than first thought boys. Coupled with the way she's looking into the camera and you've got yourself an image that's guaranteed to milk the cocks of even the highest test males.
I'm honestly speechless right now.
So im on both ninty's site and their youtube channel and there's no stream...
>>341450717
>muh comfy meme
Have fun with garbage game such as Color Splash and #FE.
You fucking Nintendrones are ridiculous seriously.
>>341450786
You gotta wait 59 minutes
>>341450716
but does she have big boobs
>>341450360
>>341450124
yes, Top men
TIME
FOR
MAXIMUM
COMFY
What do you think Audrey's milk tastes like?
I've always imagined it tasted like a warm motherly embrace, sweet and protective. The perfect warm drink before sleeping in her lap.
>>341450146
he wasn't really wrong either, just too rude for his position
>>341450548
Mega Milk and treehouse being shit are completely separate to me.
>mfw the SJWs at treehouse probably despise Milk-chan
>>341450784
>major overflow up top.
she can hardly contain herself.
>>341450548
why is it terrible, they talk about the game they present while not just spamming trailers
>>341450849
oh fuck just double checked the time it's at 1pm est baka desu senpai at myself.
>Confirmed that you can go straight to the end boss from the beginning of the game
But if you can go straight to the endboss that means that you don't need any items to actually progress through the game.
And that in turn probably means that all items you get for Puzzle solving you will get right before the puzzles like in the shrines during the demo, and that all actual physical items will only be convenience stuff like the Deku Leaf and the Kite.
What that means is that this games open world would completely inconsequential, and new items won't open up new paths, just make travel more convenient.
I'm genuinely afraid now. This might become a total blunder for me. I like being able to backtrack to places i've been before after getting a new item and then being able to get to places i couldn't before. If i can really just walk from one end of the game to the other if i wanted that would be really disappointing
>>341450287
>>341450879
During the Pokemon stream she had her coat off and they looked pretty respectable. Not on the same level as Audrey's obviously, but they weren't bad looking at all.
>>341450765
i bet there are handsome gents on /v/ that would legit have a chance lol. just cuz ur a permavirgin doesn't mean we all are
>>341450991
>they're starting an hour late
>probably ending at the same time
>only two days this year instead of three
This doesn't sound good to me.
Wasn't it starting now?
>>341451085
>i
>lol
>cuz
>ur
Am I on facebook or something?
>>341451085
do you think im cute anon? :3
>>341449095
holy shit is that megamilk shirt a shoop? please god tell me it isnt
>people calling it comfy
Having a six hour lasting diamond dick boner is not very comfy though...
Anyone got the .webm of her looking at the camera for a while with those eyes?
>>341451085
>i bet there are handsome gents on /v/ that would legit have a chance lol
There are, but I didn't want to include myself in this equation. That would just be mean to the rest of you.
>>341451165
Well thats what happen when you have no games.
>>341450879
She's the original treehouse titty waifu, but she always wears a jacket or something to cover them up.
>>341451165
Lets hope e3 wont take another life this year
>>341450997
That's what you already did in every other Zelda.
>>341451231
No, you're on /ninv/.
I saw the 12 year olds here yesterday too.
>>341450997
trust issues.
REPENT !
>>341450997
The gameplay showed Link getting one shotted by a forest rock giant that may or may not have been a "boss".
I'm not too concerned about being able to wander to the end. And I highly doubt you can just skip the story.
Worrying over speculation anon. Feel better.
WHERE'S THE STREAM
>>341449170
The image of the treehouse in these videos is way different from the image we get from them indirectly. They were having fun playing Zelda and sexualizing Link yesterday. It's hard to know who is the enemy there.
I don't know if the orders come from above or if any of the fuckers involved in the stream have power to make those calls and ruin the games with puritanism. If one of them fitted the stereotype, had mentioned shit on twitter I'm sure I'd hate their guts, but they all looked really chill.
I'm full of spite from their latest decisions, I just need a clear target.
Tits Amibo when?
>>341450997
The only thing it means is that you don't need items to beat the bosses, which is great. They might still have an optional weakness but it wont be "stun boss with dungeon item then beat it with your sword" every single time.
>>341451248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
>>341451525
So a fairy amiibo?
>>341450997
oh hey it's that post again, that already has been debunked in the previous thread
>>341451248
This one?
>>341451248
I have a few
The Treehouse is fun and all, just like they've done the past several years. But why no Direct or presentation of any kind? They could have easily done both that and the Treehouse as in years prior. So do they seriously only have 2 games? BotW looks fantastic, but goddamn. There's nothing else?
>>341451591
I don't want a video I want the .webm of her looking at the camera
I know someone had it, I seen it in these threads all the time
>>341451641
yes, based anon thanks
my DICK
>>341447692
When does Nintendo's next stream start? Anyone have a link to it?
>>341451440
>Worrying over speculation anon. Feel better.
But that's wrong. Anouma straight up CONFIRMED that you can just go to the endboss from the beginning of the game and that you can skip the entire story
>>341449482
>stripped Link just because
>explained mechanics reasonably (despite her sounding a bit ditzy)
>was the most comfortable and (from what I could tell) the funniest
>>341450221
Yeah remember all those times in the witcher where you snowboarded down a mountain on your shield, or paraglided through canyons. The times you jumped off your horse and did a trickshot with your bow and arrow into an enemies weak point using the updraft from a grass fire?
>>341450671
>there is nothing coming out that they (could) censor
I see vagina bones
Who /justwatchingforbestgirl/aka Teresahere?
I don't even care for any of today's games, but yesterday was too comfy AND we got plenty of eyecandy. What's not to like?
>>341451651
hng
>>341451690
Do some research.
They have
Zelda BotW
Pokemon S&M
#FE
Dragon Quest
New Mario Party
Monster Hunter Generations
Yet unannounced RPG (revealed later today) (new IP supposedly)
Some indies
>>341451775
Yes
>>341451782
and the game is already censored
>>341451520
I'm pretty sure the Treehouse are just grunts. They do editing and translating work, but they have to answer to other people. Bill seems to be the top Treehouse guy, followed by Sam and formerly Eric, and none of them seemed the type to get uppity over censoring things. Bill likes to give fans shit over Isabella, and Sam oogles male characters almost as hard as Audrey. And a lot of this censorship is stuff that's gotten a lot worse in the past year or so. Seems more like a chance in company policy than the whims of the Treehouse staff.
>>341451690
Treehouse with more games starts in an hour yeb, calm down
>>341447692
I love that morons actually complained about this and went full gay, live on 4chan.
>>341451891
Thanks Doc
>>341451858
Alright, but again begs the question, why no Direct in the beginning? It's good for marketing and hype, etc.
Should I post Zelda .webms?
>>341448307
source you are self
>>341450396
Same here anon, why is life so unfair?
>>341452053
No video games allowed on /v/.
>>341451858
>Pokemon S&M
Should make for some kinky play
>>341452053
Do it
>>341452053
Yes, I need the shield surfing ones.
What is your relationship with your mother like, /v/? Did she perhaps ever play these... "videogames" with you?
>>341452053
>>341451897
That guy on the right has the JUST haricut
When's the new stream start?
>>341452053
Fuck yes
>>341452176
45 minutes from now.
>>341452161
did Freud want to fuck his mom, bros?
>>341448050
>twitch stream/patreon
The reason she's there and not watching a stream at home (like you) is that she actually got a job in the industry.
>>341452171
>tfw shit PC and can't even watch live streams
Kill me already.
>>341452053
Sure, some dick to those who prefer those.
My dick is raw
>>341452053
Man, snowboarding on a shield looks cool as shit. I just hope it's not a useless feature that you only use once or at a specific time.
>>341452161
Only when I was very young, mr Freud
>>341448970
>That can of tobacco in her back pocket
>>341452053
>More people give a shit about Zelda's optional snowboarding than Ubisoft's game that's almost entirely about it
Must hurt to be a frog.
>>341452053
Fuck Zelda, post Dragon Quest.
>>341452334
Inspiring words to live by.
>>341452171
Why did I call this one bomb, it should've been boulder
Weird
I blame Audrey for wrecking my brain with her bazoombas
>>341452303
OFFICIAL girl rank.
Sam if she got rid of her jew nose > Big tits audrey > Teresa >Kindra >Chiko > Current Sam > Small tits AudreyIf Akiko were there she would be above everyone
>>341449224
She was already pretty crazy then with the google doc and all
>>341449805
>Ghost Recon
>God of War
>Horizon
>The Last Guardian
>Death Stranding
>VR Batman
>VR X Wing Missions
>Spider-Man
>Zelda
and thats also with
>FF XV
>Persona
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Pokémon Sun
coming out as well.
Christ. Expanding my idorcy is going to bankrupt me.
>>341452348
Fucking American pussy man.
>>341452334
wtf? there's no way he said that right.
>>341452419
>>341451651
>>341451641
/v/ you are getting more and more pathetic
Will any and all events of any kind now be about some random 5/10 that sat before a camera?
you people would probably vehemently hate her right now if she had a brighter hair color painted
>>341450960
>filename
>>341451797
Theresa is easily the best girl. Cute, professional, knows her shit, and not to mention C U T E
gee i sure love censorship and sjws
>>341452348
Girl smokers are fucking hot though
Honestly I just want Audrey to absolutely CRUSH my penis with her amazing asshole muscles.
>>341452462
The game looks interesting and all, but something about those textures and graphics are just abysmal
>>341452538
>>341452578
be quiet kid
learn to love the milk goddess that is Audrey
praise her sphere orbs
>>341452305
https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer
You can now
Dorito Pope's going to play Jade's game on stream!
SCHEDULE
WHERE
>>341451897
It's really odd. I just wish we had some way of confirming who did what and why that decision was made. If NoA is so cocky to the point of editing games to the extent they are doing these days the artist should also sign the fucking painting. Give them names. I want to know who the fuck thinks they know what is best for me.
It's upsetting when these things are made. The development cycle ended. I just want to buy their fucking product as is. All those changes only push me away. They should at least give you the option.
