Comfy Nintendo E3 Treehouse thread, stream starting soon (2 hours)
On today's menu:
A look at Monster Hunter
Unannounced RPG for the 3DS
Dragon Quest
Reggie telling us how bad #FE got censored
Exciting new Mario Party title
You know, a bunch of indies
Come in and be comfy!
What do you think the new RPG will be?
So apparently a new IP today?
What do you think it is /v/?What do you hope it is?
I want a Dragon Quest 7 3DS release date
First for woman in blue
I love these threads and I love all of you!
>>341439725
I hope it's a harvest moon style RPG where you focus on raising dairy cows
>watching the Zelda reveal
>>341439725
It will be shovelware garbage.
I think there is enough time to show also Color Splash and some surprises.
Remember, the schedule is not definitive.
Because fuck releasing another MH on the Wii U, right? What a terrible fucking idea that would be.
>>341439619
BIGGER
MILKER
STRONGER
bring back boobs chan
>>341439892
WiiU is done for at this point and there is no new MH, this one is just MHX (which was meh) getting translated
I have no doubts the NX will get an all new MH
>>341439892
MH is a handheld series now, like Pokemon pretty much. All console releases have sold worse than on handheld. Yes, even the PS2 games.
>>341439725
Something cheap and cheerful on the eShop like they did with Boxboy and Pullblox.
Hope it's aSquid Sisters rhythm gamethough
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
>>341439725
DMC5
>>341439725
Did they say new IP?
Anyways I think it's a smaller game or something mediocre. Not getting my hopes up
Hmm, the nintendo site says 10am
I assume they mean 10am los angeles (e3) time, so that's actually in 2h45m, no?
>>341440035
Sure, but ... it seems like NX is the _only_ Nintendo platform moving forward, right?
They are combining all their efforts into ONE platform. A kind of hybrid?
It can't possibly be a pure handheld considering it'll run a superior version of Zelda BotW
>>341439915
>WE CAN EXPAND THEM
>WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>341439619
Oh boy here come another day of autistic virgins weeb masturbating to an ugly xD gamur gurl.
>>341440087
>le ugly sidekick
Do you think they lactate?
>>341440128
>I assume they mean 10am los angeles (e3) time, so that's actually in 2h45m, no?
Right, it starts an hour later today
>>341440087
I have no idea which is which, just make a picture with names on it
>>341439619
WAIT..
>>341440157
Hell yes, wanna join us, anon?
>>341440232
I-I think shes cute
>>341440293
>>341440293
>comparing glorious 2D with 3DPD
This is disgusting.
>>341439725
Monster Hunter Stories
>>341440128
>it seems like NX is the _only_ Nintendo platform moving forward, right?
That's speculation at best, daydreaming at worse.
>It can't possibly be a pure handheld considering it'll run a superior version of Zelda BotW
They said they will be the same exact game on both platforms. So, no superior version.
I'm unironically looking forward to pirating #FE, plus the battle theme is kinda cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zs4iDaU6do
>I waited too long to buy a WiiU and it's abandoned now
>>341440293
I swear she's doing it on purpose
>Woke up in time to see Audrey
Nice
Can we stop posting about the 3D whores? Is ruining these threads
Go make another one for that
>>341440393
Well, you didn't miss much of anything. Bayo, MH3U, and Hyrule Warriors were all I really enjoyed.
>>341440386
I have wanted #FE from the start but NoA has done all it can to make me pirate it
>>341440393
>and it's abandoned now
Good, probably will get a price-drop at holiday time.
I'll finally get to play Pikmin 4 unless the emulator makes stupidly good progress.
>All these threads about Audrey's Honkers
So this is where the expression "Flat-ery will get you nowhere" comes from.
>>341440383
Maybe that's just PR speak.
Why would they willingly say "To be honest, no point in anyone keeping their WiiUs or buying this for the WiiU, just get the NX version with better fps"
>>341440352
That's because you're a sidekick Robin
>>341440393
pirating or cemu is your friend
>>341439915
>>341440393
If the NX has no backwards compatibility, people will be forced to buy a Wii U anyway for some specific games.
>wake up this morning
>Smash Bros is 45% off on the eShop
I know I'm late but ok then!
>>341440467
Its gonna get worse when the stream start.
>>341439725
It's actually Mother 4 (unrelated to that indie fangame) with graphics like Poké Sun&Moon.
>>341440512
>sidekick
But that would imply two people.
>>341440467
>can we stop talking about 3DPD, this isn't the thread for thatread the OP again carefully
>>341440507
Is anyone surprised that they're fake?
>>341440461
Holy fuck I just fapped again
![CksiCZ7UUAEZ6B7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yvAB5D5.jpg "CksiCZ7UUAEZ6B7[1].jpg")
>>341439793
>>341439725
Microsoft got stingy so Platinum took Scalebound to Nintendo.
>>341440509
TP on GC and Wii was basically the same, despite the Wii being slightly more powerful than a GC. So, yeah, it will be the same, maybe with slightly more stable fps and that's it.
>>341440507
>flat-ery
Why is the english language so versatily?
>>341440130
>>341439915
lol poor girl
>>341440684
>Tfw Scalebound on PC
I love video games.
>>341440087
So mostly audreys and fags posting here?
I want to milk her tits put it in bottles and sell it as Lon Lon milk
>>341439725
It's actually a surprise NX reveal out of the blue
So we don't get any new zelda stuff today right?
>>341440684
Rather have Bayonetta 3 desu
>>341440601
Sidekicks can fall in love with other Sidekicks
>>341440738
>so versatily?
Versatile
Because it's an amalgamation of every other language.
>>341440763
But anon, I already have a wii u
MegaMilk has that fucking look. You know the one.
>>341440795
Only a little bit, I think. No focus on it though.
>>341440763
Now I have an excuse to be Hylian Heat!
I LOVE THIS GAME REEEE
>90% of the post will be thirsty underages again
Im out, enjoy your shit thread, you ruined treehouse for me /v/ fuck you, it was so good last year
>>341440738
>Why is the english language so versatily?
It's the most informative dense language with very consistent sentence structuring
>>341439725
>>341440378
Has a game that got its own amiibo ever NOT been localised yet?
Mobster Hunter stories has its own amiibo. My money is on that getting shown.
>these are your two travel companions in Hyrule
>>341440806
I can't believe that people are still fucking pissed about Bayo 2.
>>341440763
Needs changed to "Of E3"
>>341440461
why does she pad her bra so much?
does she have something to prove to the audience or something?
Reminder that treehouse is garbage and your disgusting 3DPD waifu slut is garbage.
>>341440948
See you in an hour.
>>341440882
CUMSLUT
U
M
S
L
U
T
>>341440293
You point out that it's no the same hairclip?
>>341440851
Yeah I knew I accidentally made that grammar mistake
>>341440948
Bullshit.
Last year was literally the same thing.
In fact, every treehouse stream ever has always been 50% people talking games and 50% people talking about how they want to fuck [treehouse girl showing game]
Just look at this old image someone made
I just wished for new wii u games...
No games for the next 3 months.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>341440763
i already own a wii u ._.
>>341440087
>no option for licking Audrey dick
Shit poll
>>341440684
Scalebound looked so bad though.
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
>Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
>Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
I need TTYDfags to shut the fuck up.
>>341440608
Holy shit I didn't catch that, fucking sneaky.
>>341440882
Mammaries this big should be illegal
>>341441016
Maybe she wears a padded bra to stop her nipples from showing? A lot of women who go on live TV do that.
>>341441096
This year is way worse
>>341440882
that look like she'd be disgusted with my existence?
>>341441096
lol i remember that blonde chick, it was the same thing with her
I want the sequel to LBX translated Nintendo
>>341441096
>they all look worse now
>besides Sam who literally didn't even change her outfit
>>341441119
I don't even care anymore.
I have a WiiU and I don't regret it, I got my fun out of it to be honest.
MH3U, DKCTF, SM3DW, Pikmin 3, SMM, Bayo 2, MK8, Pokken, WW HD etc.
I really can't complain too much.
I'm ready for the NX now. I just hope it'll be region free and not a pure handheld, I don't care about playing on the go
>>341441002
>>341440882
>>341440763
>>341440461
>>341440293
>>341440130
>>341439915
>>341439619
>It's just big titted joosten
i can see the appeal.
>>341441003
I will never stop smiling at this
>>341441160
>titty monster in Cia cosplay
Aonuma make it happen!
>>341441096
it was 35% games, 35% waifus, 30% Erik
>>341439619
BIG
>>341441291
Few more games wouldn't hurt. The wii u has barely 4 years and this year just 3 games were released.
I'm fucking hope for a direct soon.
>>341441096
and hell, if you lived in the Pacific Northwest you actually could go out and pay to fuck Alison Rapp. :^)
>>341441380
Quiet is so fucking ugly
>>341440375
here's something just to soothe your autism
>>341441438
>you'll never have 100% of Erik in your life
>>341439725
anything that's single player desu
>>341441413
>So many buthurt autist
Jesus christ, pathetic.
HOMOGAYS OUT
>>341441438
me on the right
>>341439725
I hope its a good game so i can finally decide and buy a 2DS. Every other console in this gen is incredible boring. I guess /v/ wasn't lying when they said Vidya is dead
3DPD
>>341441413
>A GAME I WANT IS ON THE WII U! BUT THERE ARE NO GAMES THAT I WANT ON THE WII U!
What kind of logic even is this?
>>341441524
HNNNGGGGG
>>341441438
Yeah true.
RIP Erikfags
>tfw remember how we thanked Treehouse and they were so happy about it and took this photo
>now they hate us
What happened lads. Poor Bill
>>341441413
>muh bayo
lel it doesnt even sold much in wii u, fucking failure console. now bayonetta will never get 3rd game, now bayonetta only in shitty party fighting games
>>341441524
my thanks
>>341441667
>and buy a 2DS.
Should get a N3DS for the extra power and then hack it.
>>341441689
The same logic you see with mustards claiming they want games on the PS4 but would rather hope for a PC version
>>341441413
This makes me remember that people called the Wii U "dead" since 2013 already.
It took then 4 years to be right.
>>341441770
>3D
>waifu
Fuck off normalfag.
>>341441752
>not even 1 mil sold
wew lads
>>341441752
The salt still flows
>That sexually suggestive female with the large chest
Why won't Nintendo think of the children?
>>341441413
Fuckin saved
>>341441730
/cringe
>>341440763
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
Now I have an excuse to buy a WiiUi already have one
>>341441752
1 million is not bad considering it doesn't count digital sales and Bloodborne only sold 2m on a console with almost 4 times the userbase
>>341441438
Erik confirmed best girl
>>341441730
This happened? when
>>341441787
What?
How is that bad to want a game on objectively better hardware with more input options?
>>341441438
little mac there doesn't stand a chance
>>341439619
Her face's horrible, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
audrey kinda looks likemy mom
>>341441752
Those sales are amazing for bayonetta are you high
Hell she even got in smash
>>341441730
only one black guy?
also RIP to this seriously why the fuck would the like us anymore after this stuff. Bill saw of picture of audrey like that. Please do not do that.
>>341441380
I don't even know who she is and I don't care, but her face is a bit better than Joost's.
>>341442035
I'd fuck your mom
>>341441730
wow, that's actually kind of awesome
>>341441752
If Bayo sold badly, they wouldn't have bothered to put her in Smash. Clearly the game surpassed Nintendo's expectations.
>>341441752
>more than 1/5th the sales of smash bros
that's more than I expected out of Bayo 2
>>341441931
After the first Treehouse 2 years ago.
It was pretty nice.
Understandable too because we had never gotten literally days worth of pure gameplay shown by anyone ever - then Nintendo came along with Treehouse and gave us just gameplay, hour after hour after hour.
So /v/ thanked them and they were really happy and shit.
Then censorship happened last year and everyone was angry with Nintendo over Fatal Frame, Xenoblade, #FE, Bravely Default etc.
Then Alison Rapp got fired.
I think right now all of Treehouse hates us
>>341442078
Everyone's face is better than Joost's.
Quiet's face is beyond fucked.
>>341441931
Two years ago. It was the first time Nintendo went with a Digital Conference and Treehouse Live @ e3. Watching them play games for three days was fresh
>>341441730
feels bad man
it's probably better this way though
>>341442029
you're looking wrong
>>341441730
>now they hate us
nah, they hate 8gag, they were the ones that got rapp fired
>>341441931
>>341442117
Newfags leave and dont come back I bet you are the retards posting about the 3D bitch constantly
Fucking cancer
>>341440087
>No option for Noriko or Chico
What a shitty poll.
>>341442029
subjective taste, what a surprise
>>341441752
it was never going to get a second game anyway so things worked out for the best
Who /votedforBayoinSmash/ here?
>>341441730
Can you imagine what Alison thought after recieving this from what she probably saw as the misogyny headquarters?
>>341439619
THEY'RE GROWING
>>341442161
YOU JUST KNOW
>>341441730
I hate them too for being so censor happy
>>341442210
But anon, it was those goobledeegobblerdupernoobers that got her fired!
>>341440157
Jelly hamplanet detected
>>341442292
You should get rid of the zelda logo
>>341441003
I'm still pissed about her hair
>>341442242
Epic post newfriend
>>341440684
Cant we get Nier instead?
>>341442324
anon if you are not aware, 8gag is 95% goober scum
>>341442292
WHO IS THE SEMEN DEMON ON THE RIGHT
>>341442142
It was fucking cringe then and it's fucking cringe now
You made them a card for marketing to you.
>>341442292
the autism is real
>>341442292
T H I C C
>>341442279
I voted Wonder Red but I am more than happy for Bayo.
>>341439619
>tfw they restored my faith in Nintendo
I was about to go down the path of the Sonygger, but their show was shit so I'll wait for the NX and pray for Nintendo to continue going in the right direction.DQVII and VIII had better have some fucking release dates tho
>>341442285
I think she didn't know what /v/ was when that image arrived at their HQ.
Maybe it was even this that made her check /v/ out.
Whatever it is, at some point she actually read /v/ treehouse threads last year because she kept documenting all the bad/sexist things we said
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?pref=2&pli=1
She herself compiled this from just one day worth of posts on /v/
>>341441782
>Should get a N3DS for the extra power
Theres only one exclusive for the New 3DS it isn't worth it.
>then hack it.
I don't want to fuck my device
>>341440130
>>341442482
5k sales anon
Never ever W102;_;
what happened to Reggie?
he looked deformed this year...
>>341442429
>what @3411442429
>>341442292
>>341442278
Try to tell that to the people in that twitter feed. Game wouldn't have existed without Nintendo stacks of cash. All you hear as a response is ree.
>>341442408
My bad, for some reason 8gag didn't click in to being 8ch and instead thought you mistyped 9gag.
>>341442292
Holy fuck, you are lost.
>>341442497
VII's release seems very close. Target is putting prices already.
>>341442428
>You made them a card for marketing to you.
False, people made them a card for actually showing unedited pure gameplay for once, when everyone else only showed carefully premade gameplay "scenes", or "in-engine footage" or straight up cinematic trailers.
People were thankful for finally seeing some actual gameplay. That's all.
>>341442523
>comfy general
>not "CUMfy"
Nintendo loves 4chan, why do we hate them
>>341442575
He looked the same for me
>>341442349
i bet your height starts with a 5
>>341439725
>tfw it might actually be Level 5's Snack World
>>341442502
>those dyke arms
Every time.
>>341442516
>I don't want to fuck my device
You have to be literally retarded to brick it.
>>341439767
E3 Treehouse threads are god tier 4chan content. I love all of you as well.
>>341442556
I know, it's sad. But I love the game and I forever will.
can we send Audrey and the rest of the treehouse girls a thank you card full of Nintendo based memes? just to say thank you for the great e3 this year and for being so kind to show us how awesome Zelda is?
>>341441438
>Erik will never be your husband
>>341442292
this is up there on the list of dumbest fetishes.
>>341439725
All I want to see are localizations. I really don't care about anything else after the load they blew yesterday with 6 hours of TECHNOLOGY
DQM remake and Monster Hunter Stories would be nice. The Amiibo for MHS looks pretty cool
>>341442292
>me and my BATTLETITS
>>341440763
I'll wait for NX
>>341442682
>why do we hate them
>FAMIRY FIRSTU
>>341442294
he probably fucked everyone thereexcept Kit lol
>>341442736
Can we send them a card saying stop censoring shit
>>341442378
Her hair is better in 2.
>>341442736
We should send them some samples of our cum
>>341442740
No. NO! He will marry me, you'll see!
>>341442736
No, we did the card thing two years ago.
And then once more to thank Kojima from Australia.
And then we sent Iwata a get well card.
Enough with the cards
>>341442292
heh
>>341442692
I bet your weight starts with 2
>>341442703
I can but i prefered to by my device 100% original and be able to download the new upgrades Nintendo makes without worrying about losing my 2DS
>>341442736
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>>341442808
can your mom take you to a therapist to help with your autism?
>>341440763
Now I have an excuse to buy a wii u
>>341442846
>And then we sent Iwata a get well card.
>mfw /v/ mememagic'd Iwata to an early grave
>>341442846
>And then once more to thank Kojima from Australia.
Didn't he think it was from someone completely unrelated or something?
I just remember reading about one of the cards to someone getting mistaken that I thought was kind of funny
>>341442428
Yeah, except they did it by actually showing us video games instead of 3 minute videos that are less trust worthy as fast food commercials
>>341442740
Me on the left
>>341442880
Fuck off censorship apologist
>>341442941
He thought australians were personally thanking him
>>341442937
All the shitposting was absorbed into the card and iwata got the brunt of it.
>>341442703
If the only thing i would need is an R4 to put games on it then that would be great. But no in the 3ds i have to do ton of shit
>>341442958
I remember now, she can't because she's too busy washing my semen out of hair.
>>341439741
Do you think they'll rerelease the DS games on Wii U VC to coincide with the 3DS games?
>>341442942
They should already be doing that you fucking retard
This should not be celebrated as a special occassion
I want Erik to kick me and call me a faggot :(
>>341442814
>unironically being a short hair ¢uck
>>341442937
Nah that card was a while before.
However, what DOES bother me is that the last thing Iwata saw was everyone hating on last year's E3 conference.
That moment when you realize the moment they went with the puppets was because Iwata wasn't fit enough to actually be in the direct or on stage in person.
Legitimately made me sad.
I hope Iwata sees us praising Zelda BotW from heaven
>>341443039
STOP. Nintendo doesn't like Gay people
>>341442846
So what are we supposed to send them then?
>>341443095
I want him to kick me right in the back of my throat
with his cock
Anyone got a good pic of Chiko and any other info on her? I'm compiling an updated pic of the Treehouse qts.
>>341439619
what race is that?
>>341443146
>japs
>going to heaven
>>341443180
Cum bottles with a label "For Audrey, made during E3"
>>341443180
Anthrax
NO MISS MEGA MILK
NO WATCH
amirite bros?
Stream in two hours and 10 minutes, right?
>>341443259
Titty Goddess race
>>341441730
wait is erik gone?
what happened to erik?
>yfw he was also an escort and they had to get rid of him in the escort purge started by rapp
>>341443186
>>341443095
never ever Kit
I wonder if it could be another crap like STEAM
They may have learned a lesson but it's Nintendo after all...
>>341443273
I have a half full one in the fridge I've been working on
>>341439619
god damn this girl, seeing her anywhere = instant boner
>tfw no gf to use it on while imagining it's treehouse girl
>>341443273
Remember that an anon has to hand whatever it is over to Bill personally.
>all these drones instantly forgiving Nintendo for all the crap they did just because Zelda is cool
Zelda looks like a real step up in quality from before but if you look at other games in the same genre like Dragon's Dogma you can see that this isn't anything amazing. Stop letting forgiving Nintendo for fucking you in the ass every night just because they brought flowers home one night
>>341442502
>She’s the exact kind of person I don’t enjoy talking to
how is that sexist famalam
good riddance from nintendo anyway
>>341440232
she's actually more attractive than Audrey, she just doesn't have the mega milk.
>>341443317
The other girls are cute too
I wouldn't deny Sam some paizuri either
>>341443342
Erik just left to do something else I think. He's been with Nintendo for so long he probably just wanted a change of pace. Don't think he was in any trouble or anything like that.
>>341439619
IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
Erik>Tit Goddess
Erik will always be best girl, stupid new fags, GET OUT OF MY NINTENDO
>>341443342
>he was an escort
I want to believe you
He worked there for 13 years and just found another opportunity somewhere, not sure where
>tfw you will never meet Rapp and Erik
>tfw you will never put a big meaty strap-on on Rapp
>tfw you will never take her thrusts deep in your ass while choking on Erik's cock
what is the point of even living anymore?
Who /kit/ here
>>341443429
I can criticize them for region locking and appreciate them for their good games.
Stop being an idiot.
>>341443369
Kit's a qt too but in a different way.
>>341443465
Report to the shipWe'll bang, ok?
>>341442292
