Are /v/ agreed that Nintendo had the most /comfy/ presentation at E3?
None of the awkward audience clapping, loud pleb music and cringe-worthy business suits trying to create hype based on false promises.
Just pure unadulterated gameplay shown by passionate developers and hot babes.
Although there was a lack of variety Pokemon Sun/Moon and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild managed to make up for it through sheer excellence.
The latter especially feels like a true "game" in a market that thrives upon hand-holding of the player, bullshit "cinematic" trailers and SJW pandering.
All this is coming from a jelly PS4 player who hopes that the industry is influenced by this upcoming masterpiece due to its magnificent scope.
>>341410764
Damn . . . I could do with those bitches on ma dick
>>341410764
I liked the big titted until she opened her mouth.
I had to mute the video and masturbate in silence.
Why does Nintendo employs such sluts? Do they go through Reggies casting couch?
>>341410871
We all could you lecherous bastard... we all could. Particularly with Miss Mega Milk. I bet you didn't even read my OP?
>>341410976
This is very well possible.
I will not be surprised if someone is "casting' them
>>341410973
What are you talking about my man? She had a seductive voice with amusing commentary to match.
>LINK IS DRUNK WITH POWER!
>Me and my friend Bouldy
>If you see something suspicious, set it on fire
>>341410764
Nintendo always wins, unless you're 16 and actually want cinematic CoD games.
>>341411170
If Miss Mega Milk has a porn video somewhere.... /v/ is going to lose its shit for a week or so.
>>341411173
This
Audrey was hilarious
>>341411173
Her commentary sucked. None of the girls were funny at all.
>>341411173
oh please her fake personality and talking was repulsive.
She was TRYING to keep it together and act like smooth and that killed it for me.
But i had great fap none the less.
Post more of her
>>341410764
Have they put up the livestream to Re-watch? I can't find the full thing anywhere. Just clips and trailers.
I wanna lick Audrey's feet so bad with those black tights on
>>341411206
Wii U owner I presume? Listen what's the scene with the more powerful upcoming nintendo NX console that I keep hearing about. Aren't you guys going to have to play with an inferior version now that The Legend of Zelda is definitely confirmed to be releasing on it?
>>341411313
Autism
What happened to Audrey's laughter?
>>341411253
im sure she has.
but its all locked up somewhere and we are not motivated enough to dig for it
>>341410764
>those things
>hot
>>341410764
nintendo is dead trash
>>341411431
Zelda is confirmed for both Wii U and NX
>>341411307
>>341411313
>>341411350
Of-course she might have put on a fake personality but I still believe that she immensely enjoyed playing the game itself. Just look up her twitter. She is a HUGE Zelda fan so nintendo didn't just hand the controller over to some woman with big boobs. Her commentary may be seen as try-hard by some I still felt myself smiling during her various cute childish moments.
>>341411536
Read my post again. I'm saying that that the NX version would run better.
>>341411754
On which escort site can I buy her charms?
>>341411754
Why are you quoting me I said she was hilarious, not fake
>>341411975
Sorry my mistake.
>>341411915
Well I'm going to buy NX so I will buy Zelda on NX. If people don't want to buy NX they can still buy the game for Wii U. I don't see any problems with this.
>Women can't be slightly attractive and also enjoy real videogames
>>341412226
It is coming around chill your jets.
Is it beggining ?
>>341412109
I still think that it's not fair to the WiiU owners that its flagship title and arguably its greatest game would be an inferior version.
>>341412693
What is?
>>341412226
Who are you quoting?
>>341412803
The livestream
>>341410764
Where is Allison?
>>341411754
oh my...
SAM IS SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!post more sam webms
it doesn't feel the same as the first one.
First one was legitimately good.
Last year was meh and this year, I think we had literal 12 year olds and Treehouse in the thread.
>>341411404
Same here.
I wonder how they must smell...
>>341410764
Nope. Its was pretty hard to watch. I dont give a shit about lets play tier presentation with fags talking over it. I just want the info and some trailers
>>341411754
Is that a gay pride ribbon? Give a fucking break
I thought that the Japanese lady, Chiko(?) was entertaining
>>341411754
Wasn't she blonde with smaller boobs before
>>341413573
Her engrish combined with her LUST for destruction was pretty funny and cute.
>>341413507
Let me guess, you complained when Sony took a minute to talk about it at the beginning too? It's good PR, calm down.
>/v/ is now lusting after fake gamer gurl sjws
seems about right
>>341411754
post her twitter
I want to cum all over Audrey tits and face. fuck her between tits and make her drink my sperm.
POST YFW OVER 100 SHRINES CONFIRMED
Man, I really wish fucking tumblr and SJWs and other assholes saw all the praise these girls get.
I really don't get why they so fiercely try to defend shit by painting other misogynistic and whatnot, you literally just have not to be shit to be liked. And these girls were not shit, they were best girls out of all E3 (granted, their competition was #girlwood), especially Samantha.
Only Nintendo fans utilizing the very best and latest in Nintendo logic could ever try and spin glorified lets players as a good thing. Only Nintendo fans ladies and gentlemen
>>341413673
Gay shit doesn't belong in vidya period
>>341410764
>Treehouse
into the trash
>>341413739
>sjws
Give some evidence on all three anon.
>>341413783
HERE'S HER TWITTER: https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341413926
So metal gear solid and modern resident evil don't belong in videogames?
>>341413673
Not for Ubisoft at least. Everybody kept it short and simple or did not talk about it at all (like they should because why the fuck would they bring it up in a video game convention). Ubisoft went full out gay parade for their intro, then made a speech about it and introduced the ribbon things. It was just screaming "SEE GUYS WE CARE! WE ARE HUMAN."
>>341413890
I think they're going to be user made from what I can see, but they're keeping this under wraps for now
>YOU CAN TAKE A SKELETON'S ARM AND BEAT THEM WITH IT
HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE DECADE
>>341414006
>https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
thank you, anon.
>>341414019
inb4 he says no and calls them movies (at least MGS)
>>341413982
They work for treehouse. Treehouse is pretty much an sjw company censoring everything they can get away with. Lusting after their employees is bullshit
>>341414030
What do you expect from frogs?
https://twitter.com/ADobsonComics
>he's been sperging out since it started
>>341414071
It's interesting to note the differences in "live gameplay" between the Treehouse and the other conferences.
I really hate that shit where they make small talk like "reloading, cover me." It gets old, it looks way too scripted and rehearsed.
Meanwhile on the Treehouse they're just experimenting with what they can do. Sometimes they fuck up and laugh it off. It's nice.
>>341410764
>"hot babes"
>40 minutes of some Judenfrau with incisive, relevant commentary on Pokemon "to those of you who haven't played a Pokemon game before..."
>Bill the "didn't turn off demo mode, just burn me alive" Autist
>Aonuma's porkwench of translator "FEED ME POCKY STICKS"
>the other worst-kind-of-nerd coolguy fauxhawk G4 meets Sesame Street PR staff Nintendo cycles through
Zelda looks great, but have some self-respect.
The Japanese guys were like "u fatu bitch, you are nothing rike mai waifus".
>>341414071
Skeletals actually pick up their own pieces when they fall apart. Headless skelly would start searching for his head, disarmed skeleton will try to get his arm back. It looks rad as fuck, although super spoopy.
So will the non-linear progression negatively affect the dungeons in any way?
SUCH A LUST FOR LINK
>>341414181
>>341410764
Damn Audrey's tits are huge now. I remember her when she was at ign years ago. She was always a rabid nintendo fan. Must be a dream come true to be to be showcasing the new zelda at e3.
>>341414030
I didn't watch Ubi's conference, but that sounds over the top as hell and ridiculous. Like I said, Sony's at least legitimately was like a minute and I thought that was fine.
>>341410764
>miss most of Treehouse becausenot neet
>go back and watch after
>check Twitch comments
>literally STILL talking about Audrey's tits
><message deleted>
>>341414181
>Son of Dob only makes 85 pity dollars probably from his family so he doesn't kill himself every month
>>341411915
I'm personally one of the few people who likes - no, loves the gamepad, so Wii U it is for me.
>>341414140
This
Treehouse is cancer, and cancers games. they localize
>>341414050
that's pretty smart anon, I can see that too, especially after Mario Maker being a success
it also explains why they look so basic, the exception being the clockwork shrine
>>341414140
Like those 3 getting away with mayhem and sexualizing link?
>>341413874
God, please, go away with this NTR shit.
I'm warning you.
>>341413749
Robolink? Really?
>following sjws that hate video games
>>341414356
following nintendo's trends, it's likely the gamepad controller will be compatible with the NX
this is of course speculation but it would make sense given their past few consoles backwards compatibility
I wonder if in the hotter areas (like the desert) Link gets tanned, considering he goes red/shivers in the cold temperatures?
>yfw Link gets tanlines depending on what you wear
>>341413954
same desu senpai
>>341414291
>Link
Hylian Heat
>>341414257
I don't understand a single thing you said. Make a more comprehensive post next time.
>>341414278
We haven't seen any dungeons yet, and I doubt we will any time soon.
I'm fairly certain Aonuma said you clear dungeons with items you get from Shrines and the overworld. So no getting the boomerang halfway through the dungeon and killing the boss with it. At least, that's how it sounds like.
>>341414030
Correcting myself: Bethesda were the first to brand the rainbow ribbon. Still doesn't help Ubisoft's case for talking about the shooting while a fucking giraffe, retard clown, and other weird people were dancing around to Queen.
>>341414607
So you don't actually get any new weapons or tools in the dungeons themselves?
>>341412726
Jesus Christ it's not the end of the world. This is life, things don't always go as planned. What should Nintendo do? Just drop everything because a bunch of autists don't think it's fair? They're doing what's best of the current situation.
>>341414534
Best nickname to come out of the showcase
>>341414664
not him, but he said that's how it sounds like, he's not Nintendo you silly anon. We can't know for sure just yet, but I hope we get some weapons or items in dungeons
>>341413926
Sure it does.
>>341414673
I guess Hylian Meat woulda been a bit too much.
I'm sure it won,t stop the fujos
>>341414664
It's going to be like ALBW where the dungeons are designed around you already having the item (rune)
>>341414140
>>341414486
Pretty sure the presenters here are from marketing and are not the ones censoring games.
>>341414585
He doesn't like the plethora of girls over-shadowing the actual event &/ isn't amused by the marketing gimmick.
He didn't like Sam constantly reiterating common sense aspects.
Bills an autist.
Chiko/ the translator for Anouma annoyed him.
He doesn't like Treehouse reps.
>>341413954
>no music
false
>link ragdolls
and?
>bad puzzle physics
where?
>no sense of mortality, just press start and eat food - even if you're frozen, can't move, and are about to die
no hearts in grass, health requires gathering resources, there are enemies that can literally one-shot you and the enemy AI is at least not as retarded as usual. Oh, and if you don't wear a sweater in the mountain you will literally fucking freeze to death.
>koroks
Wow, a minor reference to a previous game? How dare they. Give me a fucking break, you gaming poser.
>>341414532
Thanks for linking to cancer, faggot. It was buried in the past. Now it's here.
>>341414181
Why would this sexist man want Zelda putting herself in danger and struggle instead of link? Does he want to see her fight with tentacle monsters, is that part of his perverse sexual fantasies?
Does he even know that you can die in these games? Yeah, let's just put the manchild videogame audience in control of a girl just to kill her over and over, that won't promote violence against women at all. Dress her up, have her beaten up by monsters, and then drown her. She is your puppet, you can do whatever you want with her!
If course when us girls complain about the need for female protagonists it's implied for anyone with half a brain that it has to be in games that are appropriate for them (like the masterful Gone Home), what he is suggesting is just another bayonetta shitshow where the female protag is just an excuse to appease the male gaze.
I am literally shaking right now, I can't believe there are men out there who would want a cute girl like me to he a puppet controlled by the average dudebro gamer, who glorifies rape and revels in our suffering. I think someone should really start a Twitter campaign against this sexist asshole.
>>341410764
>hand-holding of the player, bullshit "cinematic" trailers and SJW pandering
You're starting a /comfy/ thread and yet you put this jaded, buzzword bullshit in the OP. It's okay to like something without hating the alternatives.
>>341414734
Mainly I'm just worried, because if you can tackle any dungeon at any time regardless of the items you have on hand, it might really fuck up the potential difficulty.
>>341414664
We don't know. But it sounds like that will be the case.
You'll still get new weapons and tools in the shrines, though. That much is confirmed.
>>341414771
>implying the girls overshadowed the H O U R S A N D H O U R S O F G A M E P L A Y
>going on Bill "The Donutfucker" Trinen
yeah chiko was pretty annoying though
>>341414803
calm down, nintendrone
>>341411474
Why are people always so sure that attractive girls have sex tapes somewhere?
Requesting webms of Link Styling over enemies while shieldboarding and the fire TECHNOLOGY
>>341414865
Did you even read the last line? He's obviously a falseflagger, just like the faggots shitting on every thread with "m-muh Sony." These people won't be happy until we're literally throwing shit towards our screens at each other.
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/742839945543462912
which video is the source of the gif in that tweet?
>tfw jealous bitches in here
>tfw she sexualized link live on stream by taking off his shirt
Based
>>341415007
Because of Allison.
And the ridiculous shit they were doing with link.which may or may not have also been planned
the autists are always the most /d/.
>>341414978
>posts bullshit
>calm down it's just a post broYou calm down, you homo faggot
>>341414212
>unarmed combat
>literally carries an arm
I hope we get neat combat techniques like in Twilight Princess. I always felt that those techniques could really enhance the gameplay if there were more than one type of enemy (Darknuts) that justified them.
>>341415007
Because every girl Ive ever been with said she pulled some stunt like that at some point.
Not professionally but with cellphones and such.
>>341410764
no. because all i've heard about was zelda, and zelda is just another video game. one video game. the demographic was probably children, man children, and perverts. eat shit.
>>341414819
LONDON
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>>341414291
WHOOOOOOOOO !
>>341413924
OP here. As mentioned I'm a PS4 player. Read the thread before shitposting next time.
>>341415142
The skeleton was unarmed.
>>341414212
>watching some other people play it on Youtube
>notice that headless skele-blins will wave to other skeles for assistance
.If there is a skull without a body rolling about attacking you, it the body and skull will meet up and try to get together
It's the little things.
>>341415049
>until
We're already there, comrade.
I need Zelda wallpapers please
The story sounds like it might actually be interesting this time, so I guess I'll probably try to avoid spoilers.
>>341415293
>skeletons reanimating their pieces
literally older than most of /v/.
>>341415113
Hylian Heat is real
They be lustin' for his Hylian Meat
Ready for some Hylian Skeet Skeet
Question
How many/big is the big bads health bar will be?
We seen the random encounter golem with that fuck huge health bar while the guardian had a smaller health bar that stated it had 500 health/hp
>LITERALLY TWO GAMES
>>341415398
Yeah.
If they're really pushing this "explore and find the story for yourself" angle with the game I'm going to have to avoid /v/ in the lead up to release.
>>341410764
Yeah... insert pussy in the mix and lo and behold, even a dull, uninspired, already-done-a-million-time game becomes relevant.
>>341415506
>literally showing tons gameplay
>>341415468
Guardians are there to give a false-sense of scaling.
It's a pretty old idea in vidya to emphasize how low you are on the food-chain.
>>341411754
I don't think she put on a fake personality. I think she was just kind of nervous. She's probably some total sperg gamer girl and isn't used to public speaking, so she does a bunch of weird stuff.
I mean, just look at how thick her makeup is. Tell me that she's used to wearing it. Some of the other girls weren't even wearing any.
>>341414883
I kind of like that
it makes you feel like you need to make sure you've got enough weapons to tackle a dungeon
I'm hoping we don't see too many bosses, because I feel like this game is amazing me too many times that it will have nothing new to show me when it comes out, but we're only seeing about a 10th of the full map
>>341415506
And it still managed to be alot more entertaining and informative than the other conferences.
>>341415578
>That looked mediocre at best
>>341414585
The one with the tits is a fat Jew slut. She said something like "to those of you haven't played a Pokémon game" as if that is Nintendo's target audience, and sadly it is. Nintendo only cares about the customers they don't have.
Bill is a manchild who never grew up. He is Nintendo's bitch boy, representative of the average Nintentoddler. His idea of "culture" is talking about anime influences in Zelda to his corporate masters. The deference he shows to his Japanese overlords is cringeworthy. "A-Aonuma-san I will commit seppuku for the disgrace I have caused during this demo". The most dickless of company men. He's like a living parody of Japanese salaryman culture.
The rest of the nobodies in Nintendo's PR department are typical of what you might have seen hosting a G4 show 5 years ago but sanitized for Nintendo's audience. Their idea of fashion is greased hairdos and gamer apparell, note how the Japanese devs usually dress fashionably or like normal people.
Aonuma's translator was clearly picked by NOA staff because female employees in PR roles in Japan are almost exclusively chosen for their beauty. She looked like the fat guy who represented the Moon tarot in Persona 3.
Nintendo wants to create a refuge of childhood innocence and escape for twenty-somethings who can't grapple with the themes or complexity found in modern literature or more narrative-driven games. Zelda is the once-in-a-blue-moon kiss a sadist gives his masochistic lover, then he proceeds to piss over him the next 4 years.
comprende?
>>341415506
Literally they continue today you dumb fuck
>>341415030
>>341415506
They're going to show more games, but considering it's shit like #FE and Color Splash I don't think it's going to improve your opinion.
>>341415621
At the same time, though, the non-linearity and the potential multiple ways to complete a dungeon might potentially make them way too easy. Generally speaking, the hardest puzzles are the ones with the fewest number of answers. The more options available to you to achieve your goal, the less difficult it might be.
>>341415678
Can you do a TL;DR ?
>>341415678
Bill had to stop himself from calling Aonuma sensei twice during that half hour demo.
>>341415506
>Nintendo won E3
>with LITERALLY TWO GAMES
Are Sony and Microsoft even trying?
>>341414803
there was no music.
bad puzzle physics literally in the treehouse demos when they were doing the shrines
no sense of mortality and nothing you responded to refuted that
koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
>LITERALLY TWO GAMES
>>341415835
There was music, but they had it turned down for SFX.
>>341415835
>koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
Everything comes after Skyward Sword, you mong.
>>341415678
>WHY ISN'T IT BEING PRESENTED BY THE SORT OF PEOPLE I LIKE?!?
Focus on the game itself you autist.
>Polemik
>exzellente
Autist detected
>>341415678
>She looked like the fat guy who represented the Moon tarot in Persona 3.
>>341410764
Agreed. Most of the "games" showed at e3 were mostly just movies or Cinematic trailers that had absolutely no gameplay.
Bitch. I watch e3 for video games. VIDEO GAMES. GAMES
>>341415049
OP here. Not a false flagger at all. I can put a screen-capped pic of my PS4 if anyone says otherwise.
Now I kinda wanna see what the handheld title's gonna be like. I mean, it's Zelda, there's always a handheld title or two between console releases. They've always been trying new things with those, and considering the sudden boost in creativity at Nintendo, it might be interesting to see what they think up next.
>>341415835
>there was no music.
except for shrines and miniboss (and presumably boss) fights
>bad puzzle physics literally in the treehouse demos when they were doing the shrines
please describe what exactly made the physics bad
>no sense of mortality and nothing you responded to refuted that
enemies are smarter and stronger than they've been since the NES, and it takes more effort to keep yourself alive that just cutting grass. people died a ton while playing the demo and this is the very first area of the game.
>koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
you are literally pulling the shit out of your ass and trying to play it off as a reason to be a contrarian faggot
>>341415748
this is true
I hate when I see somebody try something really fucked up and dumb and they take the hardest way around a simple solution
yesterday when they used magnesis on the ball and chain to open the door and said you can also time stop it and hit it to do it
I noticed you could also use the ice pillar ability on the water beneath the ball to move it too
it's probably just to make it so you don't have to leave a dungeon midway through to pick up the item you need, because you can just use another item to solve a puzzle, but that makes a lot of items redundant to the gameplay, which is kinda sad
>>341415835
why the fuck you hating on Koroks you faggot?
>>341410764
> hot babes
In what fucking world? Yes, Mega Milk Mommy has great tits, but I mean come on I could do without everything above the neck.
>>341415678
>hating on big, swollen Jew tits
>>341411754
she's not even attractive.
>goyim falling for big boobs meme again
>>341416180
because the other forest plant niggers that were in SS are suppose to be here?
the master sword is all fucked up
they're gonna repair it obviously
how repair it?
timeshift stones
leads into OoT and the Master Sword's ability to time travel.
>>341416396
anon you're just making shit up
>>341416396
Take a breath and go sit in the corner.
>>341410764
>actually enjoying obnoxious Treehouse whores childish comments everytime literally anything happens
Nintoddlers everybody.
>>341416337
I want to live off Audrey's breast milk for the rest of my life
>>341416396
like what this anon said >>341416447
anon have you ever head of headcanon? That's the definition of your post
>>341416493
ok enjoy your dumb gap filling game with misplaced characters.
beware of shekikes tricks
www.seductivejewess3.com
>>341416570
This post is dying so seems like a good time to say that the Nintendo Omicron is coming, rumored to be revealed today or tomorrow.
>>341416016
pic related
>>341415927
I'm excited for Zelda but I just feel the need to explain how awful Nintendo of America is, from its bowdlerized localizations and its overall laziness (Dragon Quest VII still on the way, still none of the other 3DS titles, the amount of fan-effort and time it took to get Xenoblade) and how delusional its defenders are. I can count the first-party Nintendo games that haven't been rehashes on one hand. They have some of the best talent in the industry, definitely the best 3D model artists, and they're straitjacketed by the worst corporate executives in vidya.
OP here. Shitposters BTFO.
>Spoken dialogue at the beginning literally refers to you as "Link"
>You're no longer your own filename character
>>341417158
I do think most people here, including Nintendo fans, can agree that NoA is shit, or at the very least the localization part of it.
>>341417286
>Not even cum on picture tribute
This is how i know you are new
Only presentation that was more boring than Nintendo's was PC gaming.
>>341417423
>not bethesda
>not EA
>>341417326
>Wake up, XxNinjaLord420xX
>>341410764
boobs
>>341417392
Sorry I already fapped to her during the livestream.
>>341417539
I fapped to her twice today
>Sorry Audrey, we could only find the shirt in small
>>341411173
got a link to the streams?
>>341410764
Is /v/ going to send nintendo another thank-you card for this glorified advert?
>>341417656
Twitch
If big tits are all you need you might as well fap to old hannah minx videos, she literally has nothing going on for her outside of the tits and she's part of one of the most cancerous companies working in videogames today.
>Thanks for letting me take you out to dinner Anon-kun
>I can't believe it's been a year since we met after I saw your post about me on /v/ the day of my E3 appearance
>time really does fly huh?
>>341417619
I'mma need some sauce on that. When you post something so L-E-W-D you ought to put it in the filename.
>>341417792
>glorified advert
No shit Sherlock.
Do you even know what E3 is?
>>341417832
EA?
>>341417841
>Ywn
>>341417885
EA at least makes games. Treehouse makes money by butchering other people's games to pander to their comunist sensibilities.
>>341417841
>>341417940
too bad shes happily married for 10 years going strong :^)
>>341417883
>I missed the point of the post hurr
>>341417832
>Ugly landwhale detected
>>341417970
Treehouse like the Nintendo Treehouse ? I don't this company so please excuse my ignorance
>>341415680
And do what show even more Zelda
>>341417971
Aww, that's nice
>>341417980
What was your point faggot?
E3 is not glorified advertisement, it's just plain advertisement.
>Look, they're sleeping.
>Yes, and after a few shots from my bow it'll be an easy transition to an even deeper sleep
>MEAT
>Did you know you can shoot butterflies?
>Burn them
The comments these girls had made me laugh
>>341414819
Nice blog bitch
Sam my...waifu
>>341417841
I need a 3way.
So much boob.
>>341418223
>Literally asking to be spoonfed
what else did I expect?
I was wondering if /v/'s nintendo fanbase had decided to send nintendo another thank-you card
>>341418061
Nintendo's treehouse is the one responsible for most of the NoA games censorship. For example FF5, Fire emblem fates and TMS#FE. I don't have them on hand but a lot of people were passing around tweets from Treehouse rapresentative boasting of how they "fixed" the sexist games
>>341418035
Im a boy btw
>>341417853
not him, but that's a recent episode of One Piece
>>341418413
Yeah, let's forget about all the bullshit with localization and censorship they pulled out recently and send them another card. That would be great.
>>341418618
>Wan piss
>lewd
Colour me surprised
>>341411754
>fake personality
you mean like her boobs?
>>341410764
I'm hyped as shit for Zelda but there are areas where improvements could still be made:
- Indifferent
>Combat
People were expecting a Dark Souls/For Honor combat.From the action standpoint having a DarkSouls combat like means enemies become an actual threat.From the exploration standpoint having a hack-n-slash combat means it is much smoother to get shit done, which leads to...
>Enemies
Enemies could moderate the hack'n'slash and deep combat, if you exclude the guardian we only have the goblin and the goblin pack leader and he still isn't that much of a threat.I hope that is bound to the Plateau Area because they better be start adding some new enemies to fight because if I'm to fight the same red goblin in the entire world like Zelda WW did the game is bound to disappointment.
- The Bad
>AI
For fuck SAKE Nintendo the Goblins just stand there waiting to get hit.Even the lead of the pack still piss easy to fight because he doesn't offer any kind of resistance combat-wise.Either increase their attack speed or make them smarter somehow.
- Tweaks and Hopes
Foods could heal your hearts over time instead of instantly
New enemies
Hero mode in the start
HEART CONTAINERS WHERE
>>341414762
ALBW dungeons were the worst out of all the Zelda games.
You shouldn't be able to beat a dungeon/get all the chests in a dungeon and finish with extra keys.
I'm just a little bitter to see healthy Link sexual fun on screen but if they showed 3 dude showing xenoblade in swimsuit last year the internet would be on fire
>>341420941
>easy AI
>tutorial area
also they don't stand, they attack you see them struggle early game when they have shitty slow weapons.
>>341410764
Right girl is cuter than mega milk, she doesn't wear those dumb arm things either.
>>341420941
I honestly like Skyward sword combat better than what this game seems to have
the enemies were well thought out, fun to fight and made good use of the wii motion plus controller
anyone who complains about the motion controls in skyward either haven't actually played the game or are too fat to use the motion controls properly
the only issue with them was the constant need to recenter, which doesn't outweigh how fun it was to use the items
>>341421334
Yeah, no.
>>341421212
>she doesn't wear those dumb arm things
i feel like Reggie forced forced them on her to hide tattoos
>>341410764
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91PS6hXO
>>341410764
Well they have that, on the floors when E3 starts, not during their press conferences. Also Nintendo doesn't even show up at TGS which is the more important event.
>>341417286
>you still gave sony $400, dude.
>>341422175
Right now it has better games than the Wii U
Post link from BotW need source materials for a Hylian Heat wrestler
B O O B S
>>341417832
Oh my. She's good looking AND passionate about gaming. How horrible people get excited over her appearance and voice.
>>341418326
Me on the left
>>341415158
A video game? At e3? How dare they!
>>341420491
>fake tits
Why have people been saying this? I seriously doubt a fucking nintendo employee would fake their boobs
It must just be a push up/stuffed bra with a very tight shirt
>>341415660
You're absolutely seething m8. Did Nintendo steal your gf?
>>341410764
And they are said to be a company that cater to kids. Who is laughing today? A trio of cockhungry sluts presenting zelda, the girl with the huge tiddies undressing Link even on freezing mountain tops to stimulate her dripping cunt. Seeing these three females dominate Link is like hardcore porn.
The kike is smart and cool with her leather jacket, the titmonster is horny at all times, starving for cocks and the quiet waifu is just so cute. But you know the titcow will teach her to fuck good.
>>341411173
HYLIAN HEAT
She was wet as fuck seeing that little fuckboy naked and shivering
HOT BABES
>>341412726
If it's anything like TP there won't even be that much difference
>>341423360
More of the titgoddess please.
>>341414257
Bills face when the demo ran out was hilarious though.
>>341423026
because this isnt the type of thing you can push up into what we saw at treehouse
also if it was push up/stuffed doesnt that kind of negate all the OMG BIG BOOBS praise shes been getting?
>>341423747
>choker
Are all nintendo girls lewd?
>>341417326
>implying that wasn't done for demo purposes
>>341423747
GOD DAMMIT...Bill stealing all our 3D waifus
why bill... WHY??
>>341423747
Man I wish I worked at Treehouse. Nate always making fun of Bill, the serious senpai. President Reggie is a fun boss that pranks people and uses stale memes. To top it off, now we know they have some great looking horny cumsluts as well. Playing games for a living while getting my dick sucked, these guys are living the actual dream.
>>341424332
Go outside
Bill and Chiko top tier
>>341421649
Well, that would explain it, indeed.
>>341424207
DELETE THIS!!!
>>341424207
That is one of the most effective way of shutting down waifufags I have ever seen.
Yea it's the comfiest, too bad the games are shit
>>341424207
That's what you get for having shit taste i guess.
I am a Nintendrone and I admit that this game looks exactly like SoTC, Ico and TLG. Its obviously they took deep (stole) inspiration from those 3 games.
Nintendo couldn't even have me bothered to give a shit. This was the year they really needed to shine and they just phoned in it.
>>341424843
tlg? How the game is not even out.
>>341410764
Handful of fives.
>>341410764
When's the next stream?
>>341411431
not that guy but:
not really. all the footage they showed was of the wii U version, so best case the nx version looks even better than that and worse case both versions look the same as what we've seen.
detractors keep shitting on these graphics and while they're free to feel however they want, it looks pretty good imo. I've never been someone overly obsessed with grahical fidelity and while it is nice to have pretty games that always takes a back seat to how fun they are.
I won't lie, Breath of the Wild looks like a lot of fun. I'm legitimately excited for it. Plus it's stylization is cartoony enough that as time passes it won't look worse. It'll just continue to look like this
Chiko best girl, anyone got her twitter?
>>341426083
At 10am EST (2h30) i think.
>>341412726
it's all relative. doesn't irk me that there's an improved version on another platform if my experience is still fun.
the wii U version looks great and I don't have an NX, so it doesn't bother me any what the nx version is like.
hell, we have 0 details on the nx. for all anyone knows it's a literal toaster, or a handheld hybrid, or god only knows what else.
I hope titties is an escort as well:3
