What does /v/ think of Omnics?
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
>>341400201
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
Only good Omnic is a dead one
>>341400201
Machines can be programmed to do anything and have no will of their own. No matter how sophisticated, complex, self adapting a computer is, it can be changed at the drop of a hat.
I'M GOING FOR THE DONUT STEVE
>>341400201
Canadians
how is babby omnic formed
>>341400343
>>341400362
>>341400419
I want Zarya posters to leave
That's a tough one.
>>341400680
When a mother Omnic and a father omnic love each other very much, they buy an assembly kit.
>>341400201
I thought from the Tracer/Widowmaker cinematic that they were called Olmechs, which to me was a cooler name.
>>341400680
You know that factory we blow up in Kings Row? They get built in those
The most PG and boring racial tension plot device ever crafted by a soulless corporation
I like robots but omnics done fucked up
>>341400201
Wasn't there an omnic/human couple in the Widowmaker short? How would that even work?
Robots.
They're called robots.
'Omnics' is a stupid name.
Robots.
REMOVE TOASTER KEBABS
>>341400936
Anon you know most people here on /v/ would fuck a robot.
Hell I'd fuck a robot.
I mean if you're a bottom you could just have the robot get a dick, it wouldn't be that hard.
>>341400201
if they can show the same characteristics of humans, they should be treated as such.
the reveal of omnics will always make me laugh
>Yes Bros! Soon VR will replace real women!
>The waifu age is upon us, no more 3DPD
>...wait. Does that woman have a robot husbando?
>CLANKED
>KILL ALL OMNICS
>>341400961
robots aren't sentient.
robot:omnic::chimpanzee:human
>>341400201
Genji may be my husbando, but Omnics belong in the trash
>>341400201
how can human males compete?
>>341400961
Robot means slave in Balcanoslav, it's really, really offensive.
>>341401219
>>CLANKED
>not SCRAPPED
>>341401379
If Omnics are logical beings, why are they going after women?
>>341401379
Only futas pose a threat to the robot menace.
>>341401339
Genji is a cyborg, not an omnic.
>>341400714
>not I'm not an Omnic
Trash
BLOOD
NOT
CIRCUITS
>>341401339
Genji is a Cyborg though so he's OK, even if he's only like 2% human flesh.
>>341401625
But he is friends with them, that's the point
>>341400201
Robots that think they have a soul while liberals suck their metal dicks.
Their AI fucked up once and started a war and instead of exterminating the faulty robots once and for all, the liberal cuck goverment of the futur gave them land and started to let them into their midst
>>341400704
ZARYA FOR PRESIDENT 2036
WE ARE GONNA BUILD A SHIELD AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT
>>341400343
dont worry anon i got the joke
>>341400201
She built them. Literally Hitler.
>>341401836
2074 is more likely
>>341401867
>Volskaya
>of Volskaya industries
>Somehow was the leader of the Omnia corporation
We get it Japan, you're jealous that they're building Megazords.
>>341400201
Robotic Sentience is a threat to human survival. Kill em all.
>>341401867
No. She built the giant robots that are Mechas to fight robots, She is not hitler, She is FDR
![zarya[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkOOOjd.jpg "zarya[1].jpg")
SCRAP THE OMNICS
RACE WAR NOW
>>341401379
there's nothing wrong with Omnics taking your wife. I'm a human male and i love watching omnics fuck my wife. This is for her enjoyment bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep
>Overwatch
>lore
Pick 1.
Seriously, for a Blizzard game, this is really lacking in the immersion department. I remember every Blizz release since WC2 had an intro cinematic. All this has are a couple game modes and no ranking system. Only cinematic I've seen was the E3 trailer. Hey, how about putting that in your game first?
when will we get more playable omnics
>>341401281
omnics are as sentient as "trans" males are women
>>341401673
I wonder if he kept his penis or got a robot penis.
Only good Omnic is a dead Omnic
>>341402248
most likely no. remember raiden?
>>341401339
KING'S ROW
>>341402168
They have a bunch of animated shorts (6-8 mins) long on YouTube. Look them up. Really cool.
>>341400201
Today i found out im one of the top 800 bastions in the world.
Which are the eyes?
>>341402248
Doesn't have one.
>>341402310
Doesn't mean he can't have a robot penis. They gave him a sweet cyborg ass, so something is up.
>>341401848
The joke that he's supposed to be a Filipino?
>>341402451
this >top# shit is only in playtime
i'm in the top100 as zarya because she's really underpicked for some reason
>>341402558
the blue ones obviously you dolt.
the slits are his nostrils
>>341402168
>>341402439
Animated shorts and comics
>>341402558
Sad Krillin
>>341400836
>olmechs
>>341402626
No, top score/min ratio.
Im top 6k overall, but i play casually.
It was fun to find out. No bully.
doomfist fucking when
Has much been said on the roots of the omnic crisis? Were omnics oppressed/second class citizens/deprived of many basic rights beforehand? Besides being given Straya, what was the path to peace like with them? Are they capable of honest to goodness malice?
I hope one of the future characters added to the game is a legitimately bad omnic. Probably won't happen, but I think it'd be interesting to see more dimensions of a population that supposedly has a soul - having such a thing isn't all sunshine and daisies.
![eNrHtQy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oXWLduH.png "eNrHtQy[1].png")
>>341402558
the dots
>>341402814
oh didn't know that was a thing
>build sentient machines
>"hurr durr, you're slaves! you will always be slaves! you have no right because you're not made of flesh and bone!"
>sentient, feeling machines go 'fuck that' and start a war for independance
Can we maybe have a plot dealing with AI that isn't so fucking stupid and predictable for once? Like, one that actually deals with the question of what constitutes intelligence, what rights an artificial life-form has or how they see and design themselves?
Nope, every fucking time people just build sentient robots and then treat them like shit, as if slavery never happened and the concept of sentience is too outlandish to contemplate.
>>341403076
Noice m8
>>341402696
And why isn't this included in the full-priced retail product I purchased? Seriously, I was expecting a single-player mode at least. Oh wait now I know, it has a cash shop built in.
>>341400201
I want to see Omnic rebels. In all the shorts and comics, it's clear that a lot of Omnics are treated like shit.
Hell, look at King's Row. The payload is an EMP bomb designed to kill Omnics and the streets are covered in anti-Omnic graffiti.
So I'd like to see more angry Omnics and riots. Make an Omnic freedom fighter/terrorist hero that hates humans and wants to kill them all so Omnics can live in peace.
>>341402763
>kids can't keep hold of a FUCKING idol
>>341403274
The shorts and comics are free. What are you complaining about?
>>341403353
That damn Olmech covered it in grease.
>>341401379
Are the slots the eyes or are the glowing dots the eyes?
Also, why can't they just rebuild Monyatta after he was shot?
GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS GIB RIGHTS
>>341403274
The shorts and comics are free, and it's only 40 bucks. I've spent that much on worse things
>>341403487
Can't rebuild a soul
>>341403276
that's too nuanced for this tired racism metaphor
>>341403496
Is Mondatta back from the dead?
Zenyatta looked cooler when I thought his eye holes were his nostrils
>>341400680
lewd
![[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2016.06.11_18.46.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BEl06Yq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2016.06.11_18.46.16].jpg")
>>341403274
Most blizzard products tend to have extra lore and shit outside of the game itself. In particular, Overwatch's shorts and comics were used as part of its marketing phase, meant to get players invested in characters pre-release.
As for your expectations, you have no one to blame but yourself for doing literally no research. Pic is how I honestly imagine you as I read your post.
>>341403274
It's a multiplayer game and has never been advertised as anything else.
All the comics and lore-material is freely available.
>Oh wait now I know, it has a cash shop built in.
Troll confirmed, opinion discarded.
>>341403487
Because Vishnu was put into a dormant state and they don't wanna wake up that megaman villain.
>>341402439
>>341402696
>Need to go look for 'lore' outside of the game so i know whats going on
Nah. Shit doesnt work that way. The game has zero story because shit isnt in the game. If you want it to have a story then it would be in the game. I shouldnt need to be watching videos or reading shit comics to get a story.
>>341402032
>>341402071
I see the OIDF has arrived.Go change your oil or smth.
>>341403074
Would you help him, /v/?
Thanks for finally giving me another word to filter
>>341403487
Because technological immortality and mind-uploading are concepts that don't fit into Blizzard's Fisher-Price sci-fi story.
Big-name games never deal with those themes properly, because writers know that trans-humanism and a technological singularity destroy any rule of narrative drama. The only game I've play where this was ever approached in a reasonable way was SOMA.
>>341402689
Why does robot need air?
>>341404102
spoted the prentitious indie faggot
>>341403938
It's not a story focused game.
I've played lots of games where I need to read up on the lore
>>341403963
Smith?
>>341403487
They could work like Blade Wolf in that their brains are modeled on a human one, just built out of artificial materials. They could fix his body, and repair the damaged portions of his brain, but there's no guarantee that he'd be the same person once they switch him back on.
>>341403559
Souls aren't real.
>>341404318
>I've played lots of games where I need to read up on the lore
I havent. If its not in the game via codex or glossary, i dont read it because it wouldve been put in. Outside shit is extra.
I mean, at this point its like saying youd only understand/like a movie if you read the books that explain shit. It dont work that way.
Of an omnic waifu was hitting on you at a bar, would you go for it, /v/?
>>341404680
You can infer most of the story from what the characters say to each other. The outside bits are just for the lazy who don't like piecing lore together.
REMOVE
>>341402826
Make him an Omnic Supremacist.
Then add some personality like he knows from calculating statistics and the current progress of Earth that Omnics will rule the world eventually in a couple of centuries which he can easily wait but he just wants to fight in an honest to God race war and to accelerate it because either way hehis cause will still win.
>>341404729
Jokes on them, my waifu's a robot.
>>341404309
Are you kidding right now? I picked SOMA as an example because it's one of the few titles that covers the topic. Most "artsy" indie shit is even more adverse to those topics because it ruins 'muh emotional narrative'.
>>341400704
>>341401379
I'm not watching this cinematic. Is there sincerely a conflict because of robot-on-human sex
>>341404680
On top of this, technical game information isn't even available. I had to sift through multiple wikis just to get damage values and technical info on character abilities.
Fuck, I bought an unfinished Blizzard title, never thought I'd see the day. And if you mention D3, at least the core game was there.
>>341404797
>Make him an Omnic Supremacist.
So a fucking god program given a humanoid body. Why not just say that.
>>341404729
Without any second thought.
>>341404729
Would sex with a female Omnic be like that Doppleganger video?
>>341404862
No just on the internet.
>>341400704
t. Omnic scum
>>341404898
No, like Black Supremacist/ White Supremacist?
He is advocating for Omnic supermacy.
>>341404870
You don't need any of those values to play the game. Complaining that a game doesn't provide its own meta-game information is absurd.
That's like whining that WoW doesn't provide you with the values for some classes' stat breakpoints ingame.
>>341400559
So then they're just like humans?
>>341400201
What are these big robots you see in the background on Voskaya? Are they attacking the city?
>>341405034
Yeah a fucking god program. The things that originally started the Crisis when they churned out kill bots. Omnics have no real basis for that outside of them wanting to intergrate into society since they've been around as a group for about two decades.
>>341400714
I need more chill zenyatta pics
THE ROBOTS ARE FUCKING OUR WOMEN
YOU HAVE RUINED EARTH
>building sentient AI
>ever
The Imperium of Man learned that the hard way.
>>341404943
Think of a mannequin responding to your humping with simulated moaning, and a fleshlight so heavenly, your dick would be numb by the time you wake up from your sex coma the next week after the marathon fuck-fest.
>>341402558
>>341402689
>>341402717
>>341403074
Okay but seriously it IS "the dots" except if you take off their face plates that's not a bunch of little bulbs it's one big iris shaped one.
Seriously how has nobody noticed this?
>>341405305
Let's fuck theirs.
>>341404862
it's mostly omnic rights and treating omnics like human beings
Russia is 100% anti-omnic since they're in another omnic crisis.
Nepal is pretty much an omnic country
Australia gave their country to the omnics like a bunch of pussies and the native australians got mad and nuked it.
Numbani has equal rights for humans and omnics
London is anti-omnic with the occasional slut getting clanked
>>341403487
>Also, why can't they just rebuild Monyatta after he was shot?
Completely successful data recovery even today is rare, and it's probably impossible on a scale of something like an omnic
You could also rebuild the monyatta but without the memories it's just a new omnic that looks like monyatta and could end up being a completely different person
>>341405470
pretty sure it depends on the omnic.
Some omnics have lights were eyes would be, others like zenyatta have slits where eyes would be placed
However I guess the lights in general are the true visual center and the slits are for humanization.
>>341400201
I think the story is fucking stupid. Sentient robots necessarily cost more than non-sentient robots, so it doesn't make any sense to have them do menial tasks.
If some super computer can just take them over, then disable their wireless modems or whatever the fuck that's facilitating that, or turn them all off while you fix it.
>they developed sentience all at once over night and no one knows why or how but some shenanigans is thought to be to blame
That's dumb, that's not how technology works, that's not how hardware works, nerds with too much free time (and a powerful desire to make the perfect sexbot) would discover any and all secret hardware or secret software or whatever (which they would exploit to jailbreak their omnic roomba).
>>341405470
Zenyatta opens his mouth.
Really wide.
It's just a giant fucking eye.
>ENTER THE IRIS
>>341401219
>CLANKED
Omnic Rights? Ptuh!
>>341404102
A simplier way would be to go "We tried to rebuild him but the data is gone, he'll never be the same again"And then Mondatta becomes a villain who wages war against humanity because the only thing he remembers about his previous life was death.
>>341405921
NO NO NO
N-O NO!
>>341404234
Could be for ventilation or something
>>341404102
>There'll never be a game that does sci-fi as good as Alpha Centauri ever again
Just staple me now.
>>341403078
>Can we maybe have a plot dealing with AI that isn't so fucking stupid and predictable for once?
Iain M. Banks, "The Culture" series.
>>341405602
based straya. taking shitposting to the next level
"toasters have feelings too" stories are stupid because humans constantly project their desire for freedom and self-preservation instincts on a creature that might and should be made without them
Roboniggers get off my board.
I liked them better when they were namedReploids
>>341405084
kek that image
>>341406202
Megaman hero when?
>>341406202
Evil Omnic based on Vile when?
>>341405820
Yet we give suspension of disbelief that a bunch of ayy lmaos are abducting people to dreamworlds with some convoluted purpose. Or how a white haired guy literally fought against dozens of mechs with a couple of rockets. Or how a dragon turtle keeps causing mayhem.
>>341406202
Actual melee character based on Zero when?
>>341406073
Yeah, but it's always literature. For all its flaws 'Remember Me' at least had a fairly reasonable post-cyberpunk feel to it.
Take Fallout 4, for instance. They could've done something with the synths defying their programming and attaining certain levels of sentience. But of course Bethesda screwed it up from start to finish again.
>>341406086
The problem is that they ended up turning Australia into a nuclear wasteland so it's uninhabitable.
Roadhog was part of that resistance
Junkrat I dunno because he's actually one of the youngest characters at 25
Only D.Va and Zenyatta are younger than him at 19 and 20.
>be me omnic
>can't get meat female
>specs are to old
>penetration speed to low
>listen to Metallica and Zenyatta to get out of the despair
>"Nothing else matters" comes on
Robo life is suffering.
>>341405162
They're those gundam suits the Russians used to turn the tables on the Omnics during the first crisis.
>>341406421
Roadhog was the leader of the resistance, not just part.
>>341406421
meh its already inhabitable now
>Omnic's are a construct of peace!
>H-h-he's not a TRUE Omnic
Every fucking time.
>>341406421
Only the outback is uninhabitable, the rest is fine.
>>341406421
Shit, I would have thought Zenyatta was some kind o stereotypicalf sage who's a lot older than that
>>341400714
Why does Toblerone hate omnics so much anyways? What did they ever do to him?
>>341406547
Why do we hate aussies so much?
>>341406710
the super humanoid omnics are the youngest of the omnium so all of the Monk Omnics are only 20.
>>341406329
>>341406330
>>341406382
Need to see this happen asap
>>341406627
ALLAH AKBEEP
>>341406809
read his comic.
Torbjorn builds tech but feels it should only do exactly what it's made to do, not to have feelings and free will.
>>341406503
Dumb bastion poster
>Be Torbjorn
>Want to build machines to make the world a better place
>People want you to build weapons instead
>People keep insisting on using sentient AI despite you telling everyone that's a bad idea
>Sentient AI takes over and tries to kill everything
>Controls machines used for peace and uses them for war
>You are forced to build weapons if you want to make the world a better place
Being a dwarf is suffering. No wonder he hates Omnics.
>>341406870
he's stuck at the moon bro;_;
>>341404836
>Are you kidding right now?
Carl The Cuck, is that you?
>>341406810
Nah we gud cunts, mate.
>>341406915
he's right you know. i built my omnic for fucking not for complaining she has a headache or its that time of the month
>>341406809
He doesn't like giving weapons intelligence that can grow. He's really more against AI and omnics are a by product of AI.
>>341406809
Tobjorn builds
How would you feel if your creations begin to destroy?
>>341406809
In his back story he designed a lot of the machines and bodies that the first super AI omics turned into weapons.
It is like hating the military for turning nuclear energy into atomic bombs that they dropped on you.
>>341400201
Zenyatta is alright but he's still a fag.
>>341402558
It doesn't matter. By the time Zenyatta sees anything he's already dead
>>341406915
So he's just being a little bitch?
>>341407084
His turrets wreck teams constantly
So is Genji a human or an omnic?
Isn't Hanzo his brother?
>>341406969
But exploding knees.
>>341407084
>Building sentry guns to murder people is okay
>But having your sentry guns murder people by themselves is not okay
?
>>341407206
he is mostly robot but enough flesh to still be a human.
>>341400961
Omnics are robots that want to fuq white girls and murder for it.
>>341407206
Cyborg
>>341407206
He is human, just mostly "rebuilt", Deus Ex-style. More machine than man and all that.
>>341407206
He's a cyborg. He got fucked up by his brother crazy bad and they replaced a lot of his shit with machinery but he still has a face.
>>341407159
>Artificial AI is bad you shouldn't use it
>Animatrix
>I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKS
Torbjorn was right
>>341401379
By killing them, obviously.
>>341406202
Colonel & Iris based Omnics when?
>>341407206
He was a human, Hanzo is his brother. He should be dead but Mercy gave him a bitchin robot exoskeleton (that I never see because I've got that Young Genji Skin) that takes up most of his body.
>>341407084
fucking libertarians
>>341407320
>>341407309
>>341407278
>>341407369
Oh ok.
So why did Hanzo fuck him up?
Who was in the wrong here as they say.
>>341407206
He's literally Raiden
>>341407482
They were both heirs to a ninja clan. Hanzo took shit seriously, Genji didn't. Family told Hanzo to fuck his brother up, he did and kind of regrets it. Genji has forgiven him but Hanzo hasn't forgiven himself.
>>341407482
Genji is just jealous that Hanzo can still fuck girls left and right while they left him dickless like Raiden
>>341407482
He called his taste in anime shit and also insulted his waifu
>>341407482
He was a digrace to the family which was a pseudo-Yakuza organization. All he did was be a playboy and indulge. Hanzo was ordered to kill him.
>>341407482
Hanzo was ordered to kill him because Genji just wanted to fuck around instead
He didn't want to but had to and regretted it ever since.
>Hanzo feels great regret over being forced to kill his brother
>Abandons his home, his country, and his name in order to travel the world on a spiritual quest to atone
>Finds out Genji is alive
>Immediately tries to kill him
>YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER
Someone explain to me why Hanzo is such a faggot.
>>341407471
dude what
>>341407206
Genji became a cyborg after being put into a near death state by his brother Hanzo for not joining the family Yazuka. Cyborgs are outcast by both Omnic and human standards. Only Zenyatta saw past that and helped Genji accept his new body.
>>341403353
>Winston rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY
>>341400857
Actually, in Kings Row the payload is an EMP that you use to kill a group of refugee omnics underground.
>>341407673
>Someone explain to me why Hanzo is such a faggot.
To reflect the people who main him.
>>341407673
>saw his own brother die by his hands
>think there's an assasin lurking while paying tribute to your brother
>assassin robot says it's your brother
>>341406389
Peaceful discussion of what is human and transhumanism typically does not invoke situations that would make a good shooter. Maybe a stealth/detective game or a telltale style interactive story.
I guess if you wanted it in a shooter you could be playing from the perspective of a robot sympathizer having to protect robots that are innocent while teaming up with a former kill bot to learn why he decided to take up abstract metal work and marathoning golden girls.
>>341405084
>Waiting for Mei's icicle to melt.
>When it finally does she jumps backwards and puts up a wall.
FUCKING MEI
>>341403559
tips antennae
REMOVE
>>341406034
to keep a cool head?
>>341407997
Is that some fuckin robo ky?
>>341407589
Mercy fixed him up. One can only imagine what monstrous robocock did that healslut install.
>>341406627
>they're only killing us because we're so priveleged!
>>341407996
>Don't hug him, being overjoyed that your brother is alive
>Try to kill him
>Again
>>341406503
just wait until Ben "Only thing worse than a spic is a omnic" Garrison will end your suffering
>>341400857
>So we're delivering a bomb to scrap some bots and I'm getting paid for it. My kind of job!
>>341407482
The Shimada is an ancient ninja clan that still practices the art, however they use it for crime. The Shimadas are yakuza ninjas.
The head of the clan, Hanzo's and Genji's father, raised both of them to be ninjas so they could carry out the family business after he passes away.
Hanzo is the elder brother and the heir to the clan. He took both the ninja studies and the family business seriously. Genji is the younger brother. He studied the ninja arts too, but was more happy with being a rich playboy and had no interest in the family business.
The head of the clan eventually passed away. The senior members of the clan began telling Hanzo that he needs to deal with his younger brother before he ruins everything.
Hanzo has a strong sense of duty and was convinced that he was doing the right thing. He confronted Genji and told him he needs to either accept his role in the family business or die.
Genji refused and they fought. Hanzo is a better swordsman than Genji and mortally wounded him. Believing he was dead, Hanzo became to feel doubt about whether he was doing the right thing. Filled with guilt, he vowed to never use a sword again and instead uses a bow. Hanzo eventually left the clan he tried to protect, his sense of duty shattered.
>>341408192
>think some robot is planning to assassinate you
>fight ensues
>claims it's your brother
>>341408109
>tfw you unironically want them to get together
>>341408334
You forgot that Genji took off his mask.
>>341408365
Plus used dragons which only his bloodline can use
>>341407997
Fuck, that picture just made me realize that I REALLY want a crazy egotistical yet strangely badass omnic character playable. Robo Ky is a fucking treasure.
>>341407447
What does hos "reload l" animation look like?
Normally his wrist feeds shurikens into his hand.
>>341408365
>You forgot that Genji took off his mask.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>341408330
Hanzo was a better swordsman than Genji? Now that's interesting. We already know that Genji is a monster with a sword, but Hanzo would probably be even crazier.
>>341408448
His shuriken arm is still a mechanical prosthetic in his young skin
>>341407673
It's a perfectly reasonable reaction actually. Everything he thought he knew was wrong and his world is turning upside down so he latches onto his old ways in confusion and desperation.
>>341407156
Stone fucking cold bro.
>>341408330
So the shrine he broke into was his technically his own fucking property holy shit
>>341408365
Maybe he thinks that what looks like Genji,may not BE Genji
>>341408652
I think it was his property, but now belongs to some clan elder
>>341408652
Yes, that much is explained. He breaks into his own, old home to pay homage to Genji.
>>341408109
So he has nothing there like intended. Good to know. I'm glad everyone is where Genji has nothing down there.
>>341400936
It works better for straight women/gay men, I imagine, since a metal penis can work but a metal vagina would need to be specifically fitted for human interaction.
>>341400343
Calm down Rico
>>341408653
Only his bloodline can control the dragons.so it could be his father
>>341408489
It is anon taking some liberty with the story. Ultimately hanzo wins the fight. But imo maybe genji just didn't want to kill his brother and lost because of this
>>341408797
>So he has nothing there like intended.
>I'm glad everyone is where Genji has nothing down there.
I...are you ok, Anon?
>>341408109
Maybe Mercy saved him from death, while Torb or Winston built the body
>>341400961
They were made by the Omnica corporation so it makes more sense than just a random word for robots.
>>341408897
Plot twist, there is a rotten banana dipped in peanut butter stuck in the armor where the penis should be.
>>341408854
This always confused me.
>world of science and technology
>two jap guys control magical ancestral dragons
>>341408897
Toblerone might've helped with the design and more robotic parts but Mercy was the best one to do the procedure and making sure his body didn't reject them. Unless somehow he's the nip Jensen.
Overwatch saved him from death, the organization, not anyone really specific.
>>341408652
"This was once my home"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ09xdxzIJQ
3:10
>>341409019
In a world where a nigger can shield you by smacking his JBL Go into the ground, why do magical dragons confuse you?
Most of the Overwatch heroes hate Omnics, right? Why would they not?
>>341409019
Torbjorn is literally a magical dwarf that eats molten steel.
Magic and technology co-exist in the Overwatch universe.
>>341409168
Because Blizzard explicitly stated there was no magic in Overwatch.
>>341409168
Good point. Maybe cause the dragons belonging to an ancestral bloodline was the mist fantastical thing to me though.
>>341409241
Why would they hate them?
Without a villain, a hero is nothing. The Bat needs his Joker.
>>341409241
Most are largely neutral. They were a global police force, first and foremost.
>Omnics rebel against their creators for no reason
>Conquer most of the world and force humanity into guerilla warfare
>Almost successfully commit genocide of the entire human race
>When their control AIs get smashed by Overwatch the rest of the Omnics pretend they're innocent and peaceful now
>World government betrays all the victims of the crisis by handing the Omnics free land, money, and apologies
>Every omnic is a ticking timebomb that can get hacked and turned into a killing machine at the drop of a hat
Fuck the Omnics, scrap em all. They'd do it all over again if they had the chance.
Bastion is cute!
CUTE!
>>341409297
Super Hard-Light Sword/Arrow dragons, GO!
>>341409339
Because Omnics are clearly evil and they spent so much time fighting them.
>>341405321
prosthetic continents when
>>341400343
> vee is too young to know what starship troopers is
>>341409019
It's hardlight holograms, same as what Symmetra uses. The Japs just call it magic ancestral bullshit because they're Japs.
>>341409357
>They'd do it all over again if they had the chance.
Well yeah, whatever caused the megaman villains to go online is probably still around.
>>341409297
Did they really say that? That must make it kind of hard for them to justify the fucking magic dragons.
>>341409302
Well seeing as they don't destroy turrets or sentries... maybe they're a teleneuronal phenomenon caused by excess brainwaves and metaphysics.
