https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlphLU1kwhQ
why would he buy an xbox one s when the scorpio comes out next year
ditto is a fine pokemon imho
Who's that dude with the cap? He looks familiar.
https://soundcloud.com/tags/ska-step
Thread soundtrack
>>341393280
>owning black consoles
>>341393280
because the xbone s looks super fucking nice
it's so beautiful
why can't phil give a reason to go buy one
>>341392815
Holy shit, why buy the 2TB Xbone S?
Cancel that shit now and get the 500GB one and spend the savings on an external which has way more capacity.
>>341393280
If I could get the 500GB S for $100 with trade-in I'd do it for the smaller size and internal power supply.
anyone just ugh about south park yet?
>>341392926
>>341392675
>Monster Factory
>Griffin's Amiibo Corner
>Cool Games Inc.
Why is anything Griffin-related on Polygon great while the entirety of their editorial content is a flaming garbage pile?
>>341392815
Why is that Collector's Edition so much money, I imagine a figure? That's ludicrous
>>341393517
It's for the players.
>>341393439
Seriously considering this. Is the internal drive in the S semi-locked-down like it is in the normal One? I don't mind having an external (got a few old SSDs that could be repurposed), but it's one more thing to stack near the TV.
>>341393485
Justin used to be funny but then he had a kid.
>>341393102
>>341392691
It was hyperbole on my part, but I think we all can agree that they were nothing groundbreaking and no masterpieces.
>>341393473
I've been just ugh about south park since 1999.
>>341393642
They're all having kids. Even Travis. They're officially fucking old dads. Their dad is a platinum grandpa now.
>>341393280
Cheapest 4K Blu-Ray player and it also plays games? Some which he has to review.
>>341393194
Yeah I saw that but i'm gonna assume they shrunk the dye helping out the power consumption. Plus the Power brick on the Xbox One was the loudest thing going while streaming.
PS4 streaming is so fucked up, like they use to much of the APUs power to do it or something because that fan gets insane.
>>341393202
Show me another streaming box that will play 4k blurays that can also play games? While I don't see myself playing a lot of games on it since most Xbox games are coming to PC it's nice because MS games are cross buy so If I ever need to play on the console ill have the game
>>341393506
>>341393517
Yeah, i'm gonna switch it. I dunno why I preordered it. If I didn't spring for the Odin Sphere one i'm not gonna spring for any of them
>>341393439
Smaller and maybe more quieter? And it has 4k bluray playback with HDR.
>>341393472
That's what I'm thinking of doing, if I can get a good trade in price for the console and maybe the Kinect, I use it quite often though, I might actually get the S, even if I may end up getting the Scorpio at the end of 2017.
May not though due to the power brick being inside it and making it fucking loud like my PS4.
Hopefully they go into detail about the "extra" power in the S. Really want to know about it.
>>341393664
At the time they were really like no other. They weren't always my favorite but they did something different.
>>341393751
Dan doesn't have a 4k TV. He won't even upgrade to a better monitor than his TV for PC because he's fine with 1080p.
When will they announce Jeff's Shadow of Mordor sequel?
>>341393827
Yeah, but the same can be said for something like Glover. I don't see anyone interviewing the creator of Glover.
>>341393628
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's locked down with a shitty 5400RPM HDD like the original Xbone.
I have the Day One Bone and just fucked everything onto my 7200RPM 3TB external, I've too much space and I install nearly all the fucking GWG.
>>341393950
At 12:45PM EST one week from now.
>>341393907
He's been thinking about it, though. He almost bought one of those big, stupid curved sets but people talked him into canceling the order.
How did Jeff Green do? Last year he was overshadowed by Lorne and didn't really get to say anything. I feel bad for him since he loves Giant Bomb and he didn't get hired by them. He said a few years ago that it was his dream job.
>No DMC5
>No RDR2
>No Sunset Overdrive/Halo 5 on PC
Was every leak wrong?
>>341394017
If he's got good stories I'd fucking love to hear from the guy who made Glover or really anything for that matter.
Just got through that Lorne rant. Hot fucking damn.
>>341393950
seems like it's the same with the red dead thing. It was supposed to be announced at one of the press conferences but got pulled at the last minute for some reason. Jeff just tweeted that on the E3 PSN sale they have shadow of mordor there. Why would that be there unless the second one was supposed to be announced
>>341393803
>Smaller and maybe more quieter? And it has 4k bluray playback with HDR.
I don't mean why buy an Xbone itself, I find it a decent buy atm. but no need for the 2TB edition for $100 more when that $100 could get you a 3TB external on Amazon and other places.
>>341394220
he was overshadowed by Lorne and didn't really get to say anything
>>341394305
the first one about VISUALIZATION or the other one at the end
>>341394256
red dead was supposed to be part of the sony conference. they pulled it because supposedly the gameplay demo had you shooting up a saloon and they thought it might be in bad taste because of the nightclub shooting
>>341394305
Lorne's so fucking based.
>>341394409
Nice source pal
>>341394307
It would explain why the Sony conference was kind of meh
If they had had a Shadow of Mordor and a Red Dead sequel I would view that thing very very differently
>>341394390
The one at the end, but also the first story. The best guests are the ones that can have a conversation with each other and not act like it's an interview. Like when John Drake smacked down Palmer about VR lel
>>341394305
when/where?
>>341394514
Jeff mentioned it as a rumor this morning. There's no formal source.
>>341394308
I just noticed they had different storage options, i'm gonna stick with the 2tb because i'll never ever have to worry about HD space on it. I know you can do external but if I have all the space I need I won't have to worry about another power brick to plug in
>>341394409
Was it a gay saloon? All jokes aside what about DMC5 and Galo PC? I really want Sunset Overdrive on PC, it is the best Xbox only game out and would really benefit from 60FPS and real MSAA
>>341394514
hence why it's a rumor and not a fact
>>341394614
>>341394409
why fags and muslims gotta ruin everything
>>341394409
The rumor came from shitty internet sites like /v/. It's fake as fuck.
>>341394409
Source?
Rockstar never do E3 to announce their new games.
Pretty sure it's just all stuff made up for people who had "sources" to back their bullshit.
>>341394440
>Wut. How does non-profit gun control organization work when guns aren't illegal? I have so many questions.
It's a lobby to make guns illegal, starting with the oh-so-scary AR-15 and going from there.
Oh my fucking dick. I'm sorry, but I can't contain it!
i want to dick the girl that pronounces E3 all weird
>>341394580
Toward the end of their segment, like 4/5s of the way through
>>341394409
>>341394614
Rockstar's so secretive that I can't buy any rumors about them being true, even if it's purported by industry insiders like Jeff.
Hell, has Rockstar ever even been at E3?
>Jeff, Brad, and Dan
Thank fuck. Alex sucked.
Jesus, someone put me down before this girl with the french accent makes my dick spin like a helicopter and make me leave this earth.
>>341394995
get in line bihh
FINALLY A QT ON THE COUCH.
By the way where's Mary this E3? Off with GameSpot? Need her on the couch.
>>341394993
It's completely fine. No need to apologize. I would fuck Brad up the asshole with my big black cock too.
>>341395231
i need her on the couch too ifyouknowwhatimsayin
>French Canadian
No misogyny in the chat, plz.
>@jeffgerstmann @bradshoemaker Strange that on the PS Store today an E3 sale of older games with sequels at E3 2016. Shadow of Mordor is one.
So is Hitman really doing that well or are they lying?
>>341395216
>>341395425
THEY DIDNT SHOW IT BECAUSE SHADOW OF MORDOR 2 STARTS WITH ARAGORN EXPLODING UP A GAY HOBBIT TAVERN
>>341395231
she was at her sisters wedding
danny said she'd probably be there later in the week in of of his periscopes
>>341395485
It's been very positive from a critic standpoint, dunno how well it's selling.
>>341395485
Well it's been reviewed pretty damn well, so I guess it's successful.
>>341395485
No idea
I want to play it though, the thing that's keeping me from it is the price and I sort of feel like if I buy it later I will have missed out on all the illusive target memery so it wouldn't be worth playing as much
Just let me play that shit whenever you dumb snow frogs
>>341395251
im not gay but brad is cute
>>341395425
>Destiny
>GTAV
>Diablo 3
>Dark Souls 2
>MGSV
I don't know man, I think you're making this up.
>that tendency of french canadian girls being nothing special but that much qter than most girls in the states
fugg sucks that I hate french
>>341395485
At least it's better than Absolution.
>>341395702
>im not gay but brad is cute
>>341395872
>>341395702
Aryan Brotherhood era Brad is my favorite
>>341395872
im not gay but this nigga sucks some really good dick
>>341395872
nigga brad looks like a cute little animal.
>>341395832
I liked Absolution but from what I have seen(not much)it doesn't look as good.
why does ubishit never hire ugly men for their community managers?
>>341396030
you are all kinds of retarded huh
>>341395872
Is it your first day here, reddit-kun?
Up in the places where the French Canadians are, is it French that's the main language all over the cities or half and half?
Cause all these French Canadian devs all have French accents and can somewhat speak English instead of being fluent with a Canadian accent.
>>341395779
>destiny expansion announced probably hands on experience
>everyone has rdr so put up gta5 our newest game
>ow is brand new not shilling that yet
>armored core sequel announced by miyazaki
mgs5 I don't get though
>>341396124
Canada's official languages are French and English,
When did these E3 guest things start getting so boring?
>>341396124
it's basically hell bro just pretend quebec doesn't exist
>>341396172
2003
>>341396161
>mgs5 I don't get though
they announced the title for Kojambos new "game" at their conference lard
>>341396162
"Official" as in nobody speaks french for shit except for Quebec and some small sections of Ontario near Quebec.
>>341396102
Maybe, I dunno, but I do know that I like Absolution the most of the previous Hitman games.
>>341396103
I have never been to reddit sir, I have been here since March 2012.
Is it just me or is Mario Maker over rated as hell? Is it for people who just haven't spent time with rom hacking and emulators? Jeff said it was the best game he ever gave GOTY too but he says he messed around with rom hacks, I dont get it.
>>341396293
basically
.5 PRESSES
>>341396274
except mgs5 is owned by konami which has no ties to kojima now
I can maybe see them trying to cash in on his new announced game though I guess.
BUT FIRST
I would have intercourse with this woman, am I weird?
i found my new e3 waifu
>>341396229
> eternal anglo detected
>>341396325
Mario Maker is super-polished and fun to use. Also, no, the vast majority of people haven't gotten into rom hacking.
>>341396325
It is and isnt. It's a VERY streamlined version of any rom hack and has nintendo polish and charm with ease of use for children. I dont want to write out whole paragraphs but basically when Jeff talks about it he hypes it up because he really loves early mario and being able to do shit that he would've lost his mind at as a young dude is like reliving a childhood fantasy from what it seems. People who say "lol rom hacks could do this years ago" are wrong and have not touched the game, the rom hacks were fine but had a fuckton of bugs and no ease of use.
>>341396615
She's a real qt.
>>341396615
HIGH TEST
>>341396615
>those glasses
she's probably a complete cunt
i love french girls accents
Goddamn this is boring.
>>341396770
I've spent like 5 hours with it. Never got into making levels but played a ton of other peoples. Seems like 90% of the levels are total shit.
I feel like reviewers/eclebs like it because they have tons of people playing their levels and commenting where normal people will get 1 or 2 people to play them
>>341396615
wonder what she has been doing to rip those knees in her pants ;-)
>>341396946
I have glasses like that and it has nothing to do with fashion or being a hipster. I just have really bad vision and I don't wanna see the frames of my glasses 24/7. I'm guessing you don't wear glasses.
>>341397008
So are we gonna get another Day 3 from last year sat some point? I forgot who was on there but it was fun as fuck. Someone from PS and a guy from Disney and a guy from Iron Galaxy
>>341397084
wear contacts you cocksucker
>>341397021
Hm
>>341397037
yeah they get the best of it and with any community creation 90% will be bad. Honestly just google good levels
>the sex game
lel. but these guys are pretty awesome
>>341396229
this. and the liquor is expensive.
>>341396124
The architecture can be great but not all of them speak english well, it can be very isolated just like France. The more educated and the ones that want to do something with their lives learned English. I've spoken with quite a few people my age in a few places like Quebec, France, and Germany that were definitely not fluent in speaking or understanding English.
>>341393104
All you french girl fags should just watch blue is the warmest colour or w/e the fuck its called. basically cp french lesbian movie thats on netflix
>>341396172
This guest session is great. Only boring shit were the first two.
>>341397157
Not him, but comfortable contacts would end up costing me around $300 a month, and rigid contacts are uncomfortable as fuck.
>>341397157
Fuck that shit. I would have to go back to the eye-dentist to take a test first and I have social anxiety. I just wake up, put on glasses & sit in front of computer all day. What a fucking hassle having to deal with contacts all day. My face is also kinda ugly, so my glasses hide my face a bit and makes me look younger since my eye bags are not as noticeable.
>>341397021
give a name
>>341397287
I already watched it 3 years ago. I love it. Adele is a qt.3.14. Shame she hasn't been in anything interesting since.
>brush your teeth and dot your eyes
>>341397117
Johnny V from Disney and Dave Lang from IG.
I'm sorry
>>341397287
>2 ugly dykes
lmaooooooooooo
DAY SEX
>>341397632
she has big feet
her shoes look gigantic and she loses points for that
>>341397287
>le director raped us face
fucking terrible "movie"
jeff looks sexy
Ok I wont lie. Dan and Brad and probably the most frustrating people to watch play games because they are frustratingly bad and tunnlevisioned.
But.... Watching their hitman series did get me to play Blood Money and do it without guns and boy was it fun.
>>341397790
>not liking big feet
fag detected
>>341397790
didn't notice how big they are but at least they're shelltoes so that's boner inducing to me
OH SHIT THEY JUST MENTIONED GEX, SOMEONE GET THE GEXFAG ON THE PHONE
>>341397216
Thats's really weird to me, cause when I think of Canada I just think an extension to USA.
Weird that there can be a city that speaks mostly French surrounded by cities speaking English.
>>341397816
he always does
I wonder if her toes are painted too
don't they release podcast version of these? Where is yesterdays?
>Disney had to fire everyone so no Johnny V this year
Shit sucks
>>341398227
This is the first day you dip yesterday was press conferences
>>341398227
Didn't do one yesterday
>>341397967
The Old City feels like fucking Europe. Guess it depends on where you live, I'm in the Northeast so I have a lot more exposure with their shitty tourists and some of the areas.
Then there's Ontario which feels like some soulless NY metro area with the GTA and shit, and the west is a barren wasteland of hicks.
>>341398231
>We'll never see Dave lang, Adam Boyd and Johnny V again
FUCCKKKK
>>341398231
i'm pretty sure he's at e3
>>341398231
I'd love for him to come on anyway but he might be too sad
>>341398428
he seemed to be really into the disney toy game he was making
>>341398347
Is Adam Boyd still with sony? I expected him to be on stage this year
did the big guest they were teasing on the beastcast get revealed?
>>341397819
same
it pushed me to beat it because I hadn't finished it before.
even got silent assassin on a few levels.
and even if they are bad they do learn, which i've seen other videos of people playing games not learn from playing and just be the same amount of bad the whole time, brad actually gets slightly less bad throughout a video
Why do they have all these people if it's just Jeff basically interviewing them 1 at a time?
>you'll never get to taste a french canadian game developer qt3.14's salty cunny
>>341398554
yeah, it's snoop. he's gonna be on at some point.
>>341398428
Even when John is having the worst day of his life, he's a ray of sunshine. The only time I've seen him truly sad was when he was remembering Ryan and fighting back the tears. He'll be fine.
>>341398554
It was Peter Stormare. Something came up though and he won't be there any more.
>>341398554
Sadly the big guy didn't make it
It was Peter Stormare but apparently he's done got some important business
next year
>>341398554
It was Peter Stormare, but he had to cancel.
>>341398554
It was supposed to be Peter Stormare but it got canceled.
that lip bite :3
>>341398495
Honestly I thought DI was pretty good it was definitely the best of those games on the market with the least amount of please buy everything bullshit that's in Lego or Skylanders
>>341398518
He's the indie guy and they didn't showcase indie games this year.
>>341398554
It was Peter Stormare, but he had to cancel.
>>341398728
gay
I hate Austin Walker.
I think this "you can only play this shit NOW and NOT EVER AGAIN" shit is fucking stupid
So basically either I buy your game right fucking now or I miss out (and I already missed out on shit)
aka I don't ever buy it because they thing you will sell me in the future is incomplete
>>341398608
They had some good conversation earlier with the Go guy. Maybe this just interests me a lot more because of game design but I've found the guys really fun to listen to, especially Torben.
This guy looks like a hillbilly serial killer from the 60's.
>girl has been staring at herself almost the entire time
why did i expect anything else?
>>341398939
Or you could just buy the content that's out now and still play the elusive targets.
>>341398939
They'll probably run repeats eventually.
>>341398939
For as many people like you, there are a bunch of dumber people who will feel compelled to buy it because they can't deal with the feeling of incompleteness(and a lot of them will still never play it lel)
why would peter stormare have been on here?
going to miss her giggle ;_;
>>341398903
He's fine unless he's bitching about social justice shit. Alex is insufferable 99% of the time.
Oh fuck there's another segment. I was getting ready to go to bed.
IT'S STILL NOT OVER? I HAVE TO SLEEP
>>341399132
He was in Until Dawn
Here comes drunk Lang
You thought it wouldn't happen, that it couldn't and shouldn't happen, but it happened
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HER LITTLE LAUGHS AT THE END THERE.
IM FUCKING DYING ANONS.
Please tell me John Drake was already on because I can't stand that self-absorbed faggot.
>>341399132
Until Dawn
oh look john drake is here
Jeff called the next segment a mess, Lang zone confirmed
>>341399056
I already missed out on two or three targets and I don't want to pay 50 shekels for their video game
>>341399073
Literally the only way I will ever play this shit
>>341399083
I can't deal with the feeling of incompleteness and therefor never ever play it because it's fucking incomplete and that's tingling my autism
Can't believe this is still going. Gotta go to sleep.
>>341399225
Dan you have been there the whole time
>>341399276
>I don't want to pay 50 shekels for their video game
That's why I said to just buy the levels as they come out. It's what I'm doing.
>>341399247
Nah, he says that about the Harmonix crew too and I saw Eric Pope in the green room.
>>341399292
>it's 8AM
i have nothing worth living for
I haven't seen Lang backstage yet but Drake is confirmed and I think I saw Adam Boyes too.
oh boy
>>341399225
lmao@urlife
>>341399323
HER NAME WHATS HER FUCKING NAME
>>341399415
>Drake
who? not the rapper right?
>>341399323
I wonder if she can fit that can in her *****.
>>341399460
yeah, drake and snoop confirmed for the next guests
Pope is here, where's he working at/on now?
>>341399412
1:53am here. I'm getting sleepy and have caught myself falling asleep already.
>>341399447
Geneviève St-Onge
>>341399447
Geneviève St Onge
>>341399481
Elbow?
>>341399417
>>341399557
HAHAHA I MAKE FUNNY FACES IM SO QUIRKY AND FUNNY XDDD
Jeff is #1 handsome boy
>>341399640
i want to marry jeffrey
>>341399170
>Alex being buttblasted about PC Principal/ South Park during the Ubisoft show
Austin is a social justice beta but at least he's a Blackaboo who is into shit like Gundam and Dynasty Warriors. Alex is a whiny cunt. He's taken Patrick's last place spot.
>>341399535
Ubisoft, I think.
DONT YOU SEE WHAT YOURE DOIN TO ME
>>341399557
>>341399568
>>341399323
>tfw going into 3rd year in my games dev course in uni
these qt females better be near the places where I can get a job in a few years
L O C K D O W N
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Who's the dude with the adult swin shirt on?
>>341399631
Don't be snide just because you'll never fuck her.
Best Bruno Mars song
>>341399829
>whiteknighting on /v/
oooh boy
>>341399829
But I don't want to
>>341399704
>Blackaboo
niggaboo*
Why is Eric Pope still rocking that fuckawful facial hair? Why hasn't anyone around him told him to shave that shit off yet?
Is this ska?
>>341399819
Might be a stretch but what if he's working for Adult Swim Games
>>341400105
He's worn it for so long it's too late for someone to tell him now.
POPED
ahhhhhh it's buy premium subliminal messaging
ITS TIME
DRAKE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT MANS PANTS
>>341400671
who are these people and why should I care
>>341400671
>Alex
Ugh, this group of people. I guess it's for the best to get it over with now.
JEFF WITH THE SLAMS
>>341400728
nu-male attire
Pope's face looks better now that he doesn't have that retarded side beard thing going on
Drake rocking $2,000+ sneakers.FUCK.
>>341399527
after will smith tho
>>341400874
dude probably makes a fuck load
Ugh no women. Turning this bullshit off.
>>341400995
alex nags like a bitch
>>341400874
Which ones?
>>341400854
Not really, he just looks homeless now
john drake is a monster
>>341400995
drake can be a woman if you want
>>341401087
still better than the fucking side beard
>>341400874
This has been good so far. No Patrick SJW friends panel. When's Joseph J Jabroni?
Fuck this shit, I cannot watch these fuckers for another year. I'll see you tomorrow for some good guests.
My Room Mate only watched E3 this year with these guys talking over everything.
Wtf is the point? How is that not completely obnoxious? Not to mention how can any of you stand Austin Walker.
>>341401286
I'm so goddamn sick and tired of easy allies shills in these threads kill yourself you sack of shit
>>341401327
i have alot of free time and watch e3 alone first, with these fags and like 2 other people
its fun to see peoples reactions in an unedited and not forced environment
>who's the bonafide journalist
k e k
>>341401376
Mate, I've been watching Giant Bomb since the start. I just can't stand this group of guests. Drake & Alex, just ugh..
is he the worst from the entire gb crew? Always making cring worthy comments.
>>341401636
yes
>>341401636
he hasnt even talk at all
>>341401636
yes
>>341401636
I want to punch him in his stupid mouth
>>341401664
>something something naked
>not yet at least lol xD
the dude on the far right straight up just wanted to ignore him
>>341401636
yes
>>341401636
yes, every thread, every thread this needs to be said please do it next thread.
