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Meanwhile in the /v/ gaming studio...
Is that Jon Snow?
ok guys heare me out
"strong female protagonist buuuuuuuut with a 10 inch dick"
huh huh?
>>341390209
>>341390051
I agree
Now we have to see how to convince the director to integrate it with the optional rythm minigame
>>341390209
>female protagonist
>has a dick
See me in my office
>>341390051
>>341390209
g-guys? we need to make the game FUN remember?
diversity is key
>>341391387
Whats not fun about girls with dicks you queer?
Fucking fight me and we will see who has the better ideas.
>>341390209
Absolute not. What we need is a 1000 year old with the body of a 10 year old.
we need to make a game that my wife's son will enjoy... wait !! what if Kratos was raising his wife's son !!
>>341389869penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis
>>341391639
what if we combine them?
1000 year old with a body of a 10 year old dick girl?
>>341389869
Need more memes in our games desu
>>341389869
i think our game finally perfected the MOBA genre
>>341391979
>1000 year old loli with a monster cock
getting a bit cliche now
The demographic is changing, boys!
We need to make a game where you take control of this year's current meme! Any ideas?
I hope no notices me sleeping at my desk.
Im gonna need a demo of our new breast physics engine finished by 5 alright?
alright lads
the protag will be a black female lesbian space marine from the alpha legion
This may be crazy, but we should include women with proportional body types.
>>341393075
Strong female leadswhich turned out to be a trans
guys SHUT UP I*M DOING AUDIO WORK OVER HERE
>continues recording sounds from a half eaten doritos bag
I'M FIRING SOME OF YOU GUYS IN FAVOR OF HIRING WOMAN AND BLACK PEOPLE
>>341390209
Um, anon... Girls with dicks don't exist, you know that, right?
Hey guys, there's people rallying outside the office building and they are saying that we make rehash shit
we NEED innovation, so let's add a new part of the game where your a futa
>>341393075
Alright, hear me out. Woman protag has to fight off the patriarchy, BUT it's in a post-Trump world. Gameplay is similar to Left 4 Dead but more oriented towards the casual, feminist crowd. If anyone says it's a bad idea, they are just wrong and should be fired
>>341391979
how about a 1000 old lady with a 10 yo dick ?
>>341391741
The son must be black for diversity.
Why the fuck did we hire all these designers if none of them can actually program
HEY GUYS, WE FINISHED THE GAME TOO EARLY.
ANY IDEAS FOR EASTER EGG TO PUT IN THIS GAME
>>341389869
Why are we making SJWGOW?
>>341394960
Internet memes, tons of them. They never become dates.
cant we just take a few free unity assets, make a half assed attempt at a wave shooter and throw it on greenlight? free money goiys
im sure we can find a "strong female lead" asset too
>>341394960
dicks, tons of them
GUYS I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
WHAT IF OUR PROTAGONIST WAS A FATHER FIGURE
I'M CERTAIN THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
Okay guys the game is almost done. Now we just have to decide on who will be the main character, the villain and the love interest.
Well?
>>341390051
>>341390051
Ya, he is tightening up level 5 for us
I hope this doesn't turn into another rehash of the loli basement episode.
>>341395226
HOW ABOUT
A FATHER FIGURE
WITH A DAUGHTER
>>341395226
>father figure character raising his friend's wife's son
>>341395226
HOW ABOUT HE'S A STALKER
>>341395329
Holy shit we might have something here.
>>341391387
fun is a meaningless buzzword. gather your things by lunch, faggot
Guys, we blew all out kickstarter money on animating the futa dick, what now?
>>341395286
>the game almost done
>we have to devide who will be the main character
what
>>341395329
But WAIT
SHE'S NOT HER DAUGHTER BY BLOOD, HE JUST TOOK HER IN AND IS RAISING HER AS HIS OWN
>>341395457
open online store to preorder in-game items, sell each around $5000 to $100000
>>341395457
Release as it is, and sell dlc to fix it
>>341390209
Can we fuck it?
>>341395615
THIS IS AMAZING GUYS, WE'RE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING HERE
WHAT IF THAT DAUGHTER IS ACTUALLY THE KEY TO THE ENTIRE PLOT AND HER ACTIONS HAVE MASSIVE REPERCUSSIONS TO THE WORLD
>>341395615
AND THEY ARE HAVING SEX
>>341395865
Yes, in DLC.
>>341395865
B O Y
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>>341395874
>>341395896
SHIP IT NOWWWW
SOMEBODY SHIP THIS FUCKING GAME TO RETAILERS ALREADY GOD DAMN IT
>>341395286
how about we fuck them 3 brian?
Who the fuck do we even work for? There arent any logos on the buildings or cards and the boss' door never comes open. Hell, I NEVER sawanyone go in there.
>>341396890
Do we even get paid?
>>341396890
>>341397096
You guys work?
UGgghGHGGHHHHHh I fuck*ng HATE VIDEO GAMES
>>341396890
who are you? and why are you doing in my kitchen
>>341397254
and what*
we are going out of business from lack of sales
If only we tried branching out to a wider audience
We need someone in charge of our twitter account
Any nu-males or highlight-haired females around?
>>341396304
That dick better be fucking feminine or your ass is grass!
>>341389869
For the last time I'm not a girl, I'm just androgynous you idiots.
I'm Sorry everyone, I'm gonna have to deny all of these "girls with dicks" requests in fear of alienating our core audience.
Hey guys, I know I left development to Hiroshima, but I just wanted to check in and see if the game is done yet.
