Where were you when Nintendo un-cucked themselves?
I have a higher image of nintendo now
WHY DID THEY GIVE ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
AYYYY
Does the red text say "Gangster"?
>A single game
Hardly. That said I do want to get it, I haven't touched my Wii-U since splatoon so I guess this is progress
>>341375536
This is the part where the Venom Link thing just becomes legit, right?
>>341375536
Please, you're desperate for validation, most mothers want daughters.
>>341375536
Lol, that's actually brilliant SJWs must be mad.
>>341375536
>Link in stasis for over 100 years
>This guy knew your parents
He is fucking Ganondorf
>>341375949
>tfw what you really need is a Tupac, but what you got is a Childish Gambino
>>341376079
>>341376369
>Ganon and Ganondorf are separate people this time
I NEED this.
>>341376369
>brown guy with the giant nose is ganondorf
>>341375536
One game is not "un-cucking" themselves. It might be a start, but they still have a long way to go.
>>341375536IT FUCKING GANON!
>>341376369
He's either Gannondorf or Daphnes.
>>341375536
>a shop
>uncucked
>>341376623
>there will never be a game where ganondorf raises link
>>341376369
its the sage from oot
>>341376121
Actually . . .
https://www.care2.com/causes/boy-or-girl-most-americans-want-a-son.html
>>341376369
He looks like a more detailed and uprezed version of King Daphnes Hyrule honestly, he was pretty damn brown.
>>341375536
>It's as if the entire E3 was scaled to Nintendo's lack of content because the CEO's felt bad for the company they grew up loving
Bu.. But.. that would never be the case, right guys? hehe
>>341375536
Please be real
>>341375536
It's a shoop, sorry folks.
>>341376369
He looks like Daphnes Nohansen
>>341375810
Because someone photoshopped an image?
>I knew your mother Link, she let magical sand niggers you get put into stasis in a weird pod so that you'd wake up a hundred years later completely alone in the ruins of hyrule. She was a good mother.
>>341375536
They shouldn't have shown this today. The SJWs will probably turn this into a transphobic thing.
>He can still be their daughter even if he has a penis
Just you wait.
>>341376369
>one character undergoes a 100 year stasis
>it's impossible that another could have done the same or be over 100 years old in a fantasy game
>>341376623
Nah dawg you gon get backstabbed
>>341376937
It's fake, it was confirmed in the other thread. This is bait.
>>341377561
That'd be fine, but I want him to actually be a character again.
I'm happy we're just skipping tutorials entirely this time, but if we had to do one, make him do it. Kinda like in Peace Walker.
>>341376369
>>341376832
>>341377002
He's totally the King. He made this like, sceptor-holding ruling pose when he was holding that walking stick a few times during the livestream, and he has the same features and structure.
>>341377590
What did the text originally say?
>>341377590
Link to that post?
>>341377381
>SJWs
Isn't it scientifically confirmed that they have brain abnormalities?
>>341376623
i need them to have a passionate and cute relationship in game
sleeping bc timezones n shit
>>341375536
wtf with those 2002 graphics?
>>341375536
>Destiny = Nintendo
>Mother = fans
Hoping for a what? Cant read that squiggly red text
>>341377978
>>341378061
Here fellas. >>341375405
>"I knew your parents, Link. Your father paid me to fuck your mother while he was watching"
seems pretty cucked to me
>>341375536
what if Zelda was a girl though?
do you think that the games would ever have been as popular?
Really makes you think
Fake and gay.
>>341375536
Who was Link's Mom?
For some reason mental pictures of Telma.
>>341376369
He's actually just a random old man. Like in the original game.
>>341380373
some are pointing to similarities to King Daphnes.
if anything, he probably is a random old man, but doesn't hurt to speculate.
>>341375536
>uncucked
>shows a shopped pic
Nah enjoy your Censortendo aka Tumblrtendo aka Nu-maletendo
>>341380636
And you're Buzzwordtendo.
>>341376369
>black guy with yellow hair
He's Nyarlathotep.
>>341375536
>Now go, let the legend come back to life
DAE sjw cuck fuck womyns!
