Whelp, you fucked up and got sent to hell /v/
What game are they forcing you to play for all eternity?
bloodborne
>>341373161
It does get pretty old after 200 hours.
Lunar: Dragon Song
paper mario color splash
>>341372803
zachtronics games, and they want me to get maximum efficiency on every level of every one
HELLLLP
>>341372803
Uncharted 1
>>341372803
Gone Home
lol I never even played it
I "own" it on my PS4 since this month with PS+
undermeme
WoW
>>341373963
it's worth going through once because it's really short and the atmosphere is actually pretty spookythen you realize there's absolutely no paranormal or spooky shit aside from the atmosphere and that goes away pretty fast
AC3 or Alan Wake's American Nightmare, the only games that were actually painful for me to finish
>>341372803
The original Neptunia game.
I love the series and all, but fuck that game. It was literally the worst game I ever played in my entire life. This includes really shitty hentai platformer games that just barely worked and where it was so shit you literally were only playing for the sex.
![batman_forever[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5w4sKKF.gif "batman_forever[1].gif")
>>341372803
Batman Forever
>>341372803
Baroque
>>341372803
I wake up and take preventive measures to stop deluding myself with religious fantasies.
>>341372803
FIFA or NBA 2K
Battleborn
Do you think satan would be a cool guy? What games would he play?
They make you play your favorite game of all time
over and over again
until you feel nothing
the one game you held most cherish later becomes the bane of whatever remaining existence you have left
Persona 4, but all of the characters are Marie.
>>341372803
Superman 64
>>341372803
4chan
>>341374482
Oh fuck
>>341372803
Darksiders
>>341372803
gotta play in bad lighting too
>>341374429
Weeaboo shit all day every day.
>>341374280
>>341374493
>not finding Marie's autism endearing
The fuck is wrong for you.
>>341374159
FUCK YOU
You deserve to rot in hell for making anyone even consider playing that abortion. I got it for free as well and I would pay money to not have played it.
I had no idea what it was about and as it got clearer and clearer it was one giant pandering piece of shit I got madder and madder. I am tolerant guy and accept the queeers and coloreds. But that """game"'" is both terrible in execution and message since it made the piece of shit sister's GF give up on her lifelong dream just to be gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>>341374429
Satan is a prideful, arrogant bastard who refused to take orders from god and hates humans.
So obviously he's going to play Call of Duty, only snipe, and bitch over the mic about how everyone is shit at the game except him.
>>341374482
This. No game is good forever and no matter how good it is you will eventually hate it.
>>341375139
yeah i tuned that out pretty much
the uncle thing with the dad was kinda interesting
like i said it's worth playing for free.
>>341372803
Me sent to Hell? Highly possible. T-bagging enemies in PVP can have its eventual drawbacks.
If I was sent to Hell to play videogames, I'd end up in South Korea leveling/farming gold by logging into a hundred different WoW character garrisons in a Korean online slave camp.
sonic 2 bonus stages
forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpU5640iE5k
>>341372803
Half Life 2. The only game where no matter what I change will give me nausea and make me throw up. Fuck the FoV, no matter what I change it still fucks me up.
>>341372803
league of niggers and I can only play as adc.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
>>341372803
EA catalog post 2007.
I beg you father, mercy...
>>341376023
what's your resolution? I had this problem with Portal 2's FOV
>>341375139
Dude here who was "considered" to play the game.
>boot up game
>door locked, go to cabinet
>move duck and get key
>go forward, slam into wall, find ?
>open hidden door, find a key inside
>MC talks about hiding in the attic
>go up to attic
>find book at end
>read book
>some bullshit about some girl I don't know leaving and she'll see me again one day
>credits roll
>shrug shoulders with jaw dropped as I don't understand what happened and how was this a game
For my first playthrough of Gone Home, this was horrible.
I literally get home, don't know anyone, read a diary, and it's game over.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GOTYAY
what the FUCK was the fucking point of this """"""""""""""""""""GAME""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I wasted my bandwith for this bullshit?
>>341376873
>move duck and get key
I'm going to pretend it was a giant devil duck with a prehensile spiked penis it uses as a whip. You have to fight the duck with only cans of cranberry sauce, because by the time you've killed the duck it will be covered in sauce and delicious.
>>341372803
You think hell has Overwatch? Who would Satan main?
>>341372803
tiger electronic handheld games
>>341373623the best one
A modded version of Doom, where you play as a demon murdering millions of doomguys
>>341377183
I guess that's one way to tolerate the game.
Me however can't believe I beat this game in under a minute and I didn't get a fucking trophy for it.
Fuck Gone Home.
And I have to play it eternity in Hell?
Fuck
>>341377264
mcree
>>341374429
Guitar Hero
>>341372803
doom just for the irony of it
>playing videogames in hell instead of ripping and tearing
>>341375139
It's an okay bit of interactive fiction, the problem is they advertised it as something it wasn't and charged more than $5. It still sells for 20 fucking dollars. It feels more like a free tech demo or proof of concept than a retail game.
>>341372803
I was sent to hell because of lust
and Doom is literally the only correct answer
>>341374513
THIS
The first Mass Effect. I loved the second and got into the third (played it at someone else's), but I can't stand the first one. The dialogue is shit, I never remember what the hell I'm trying to accomplish, and I CAN"T USE MY FUCKING CONTROLLER CAUSE I BOUGHT IT ON PC!!
Subnautica.
That game gives me serious motion sickness.
>>341377819
>literally the last good game BioWare ever made
>in hell for all eternity doing Yogg-0 with LFR shitters
>they advance to random phases constantly giving you hope you might beat it constantly to be torn town
>>341377308
i want this, RIGHT NOW. i might learn how to mod just for this shit, its gold. fucking squishies think they can come to my neighborhood, my dojo, and smack my friends around?
>>341374265
IT SUCKED BACK THEN-
>>341377703
Nonono
It was not "okay" and my perception had nothing to do with it because again I knew nothing about except that /v/ hated it for some reason. That was a terrible story terrible """gameplay""" terrible """puzzles""" terrible message and just all around terrible
Devil Daggers.
>>341372803
Assassin's Creed 3. The chase sequences and training missions halfway through the campaign would feel like the ninth circle of hell.
>>341372803
Ass Creed 3
>that mission where you get 100% synchro by "sneakily" killing everyone on two ships that are right beside each other
Literally took me 12 hours because the AI was shit and the patrol routines bugged out constantly so you can't plan.
>>341379239
fun game, absolute crusher of happiness. perfect for eternity of torment
>>341379903
Not to mention I'm pretty sure every time you played the mission over again you have to spend two minutes swimming out to the ships from shore.
>>341379925
Yeah, I love it but it would be a genuine nightmare.
The game of life
>>341375360
Pretty sure he is mowing down citizens in gta while listening to shitty pop music laughing his ass off.
I know I do.
>>341375360
He would have better standards than that.
>>341381372
>in top 300
>have to survive over seven minutes just to beat my last highscore
JUST
>>341372803
Fallout 3
None. They hired me as a Game Tester for Bethesda.
I gotta spend four hours jumping into a wall to ensure you can't use it to teleport and a myriad other inane tasks to weed out the bugs release versions have never even seen.
Idolm@ster or Love Live
>>341385025
Hey, now.
>>341372803
Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues
>>341375360
Satan's thing is leading people off the path of righteousness. He would play MP games and for lack of a better word troll all day every day
>>341385306
At least you'd have something to jerk off to.
>>341372803
beyond the beyond
A ps2 game with a nasuea enducing low frame rate, endless sewer levels/mazes and escort missions.
>>341375497
Some longer then others though. Indieshit infinite games might work pretty well.
every game gets old with me. fuck i don't know
>>341385308
YOUR A ROCKSTAR
>>341372803
Fallout 4
No one posted it yet. Guess I will.
I accepted Jesus christ as my lord and savoir, so i'm not going to hell.
Though life seems pretty hellish, probably will a fighting game or something comfy like animal crossing is what i do here.
>>341390229With no DLC
Doom
>>341385306
>it's stuck on THAT loading screen
>>341390060
IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHER'S FARTS
>>341372803
In hell you spend eternity inputting text using a PlayStation controller.
>>341374482
>endless warcraft 3
fuck nigga, that sounds like heaven to me
>>341372803Doom
>>341378576
>LFR yogg
>Just stand there and watch as every retard and their inbred mother are bathing in clouds before the first line of boss dialogue is finished
>>341374482
Good thing that Timesplitters FP is literally infinite fun
>>341372803
Madden 07 for Wii
