Starting up really soon..
LOCK
Anyone?
Can Austin die yet
first for healthy brad
i wish dan wasn't on stream ever
can't wait to hear dan's impressions
>Austin
holy shit is E3 going to die in the upcoming years with all the publishers leaving?
>Drinking PBR when you aren't a poor college kid
Jesus Dan, what the fuck are you doing?
>E3 will die in your lifetime
>>341366849
no
Is Patrick showing up tonight, or will that be later?
*yawn* tbph
should have gotten drunk before the stream started.
can I get a media player link?
>>341368032
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday01_1_1400@46333
>>341367798
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on here.
Why is everyone so bootyblasted about Austin? What did he do to trigger /v/?
>>341368032
Isn't it amazing how people start threads like this with no fucking links?
>>341368147
thanks bud
>>341368205
Thanks doctor
>>341368170
Patrick is saying that there are some people you shouldn't be allowed to make fun of, and as it just so happens that he is one of them.
>>341368324
What is this? People reacting to him reacting to something in the south park presentation? That gif in this thread looked like he he was trying not to laugh.
GB crew gets into a car accident. Who lives and who dies?
>>341368606
>That gif in this thread looked like he he was trying not to laugh.
that's his "i'm going to try my best to look offended" face.
>>341368606
They got hot and bothered about cartman's the coon alterego and scrambled to find other tangential reasons why they didnt like the segment. dan was keeping himself from laughing but alex and austin shut him down and then it was dead air for the next 5 mins
>>341368812
Austin, Dan and Alex
>>341366034
i basically only watch these guys during e3, who the fuck is the guy in the back row in the flannel? he is fucking insufferable. the sjw fat mexican guy is fine 99% of the time, idk why people complain about him
>>341368714
All die except Jeff, Brad, and Vinny.
Literally all of Giant Bomb is shit except them.
>dat posture
>>341369047
dumb inbred could learn a thing or two from the pure aryan specimen next to him
EasyAllies reaction to SouthPark was pretty great.
Bosman actually predicted the beginning of the presentation was just a ruse.
>>341369047
Jason's transformation into a crotchety old man has begun.
WE
>This Mafia 3 info
SAINTS ROW 2?
>>341369012
Alex. He's the worst of the bunch. Next is the guy all the way on the right.
Thankfully it's just Jeff and guests after this
>>341369212
I had never watched any of there stuff before E3 but I like them for their positivity.
>>341368229
>s-spoonfeed me!!
What, are you that fucking stupid that you can't go the Giant Bomb website. Even their stream is on Twitch and YouTube.
>>341369212
>>341369393
keep your shit out of here
>>341369561
>Stop talking about e-celebs in our e-celebs thread
No.
HEY GUYS IM BLACK REMEMBER?
Of course Austin is the one to mention the KKK in Mafia 3.
So why is Alex still on this stuff? Vinny and Brad clearly hate his fucking guts, Austin and Dan seem at best apathetic when he talks, and nobody really comments on anything when he speaks.
>>341369823
FOR REAL, DAWG?
>>341366034
>Giant Bomb
Coon and Friends is a much more fitting site name.
>>341369965
He's Jeff's oldest still living friend.
Alex has way too big of an ego for someone who's been carried hard for the majority of his life.
>>341369823
I literally didn't know he was black until I saw shitposters on /v/ looking for something to be offended about.
>>341369823
Austin is black the same way a weeb is Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWGQwRTaw_Q#t=40m22s
yikes
>>341369823
YO I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL SOME KKK MEMBERS
>>341370207
>still living
>>341370410
How long until the comments are removed?
>>341369823
Did they talk about Titanfall 2 yet?
>>341370571
>tfw the ricker passed last year
>his dad that year or before it too, I can't remember
>>341369413
No. that's not the point, sure I can go find it but if a person creates a thread then I feel they should have the shit in the thread. What if I created a thread called "New FFXV videos up" and then the OP just had "Yep, there's some new videos out for FFVX" and no links. It's called thread etiquette.
>>341370571
>ryan dies
>dad dies
>the ricker dies
>alex lives
being jeff is suffering
>>341370683
Yeah,Jeffwent there and loved it. Sounds like there's more features and shit with mechs and #yearofthegrapplinghook
>>341370683
That was the first thing they talked about. You might be able to rewind the stream.
>>341370683
Briefly, Jeff liked it, it seems cool.
>>341370649
Soon after they jack each other off to the bootlickers on their own website.
Then they'll tackle youtube.
>>341370868
>>alex lives
We're all suffering anon.
>>341368170
Its probably all the gay fish stuff at the conference right after a huge massacre of gay people.
>>341371173
too fucking bad, the show must go on.
>>341369035
>brad
>good
u wot m8
also you know GB would fill up with megapatricks if any of the staff leave ever?
>>341371173
Oh, yeah. I can see how that might tickle some feathers.
>>341369047
Fuck that clock
BETS TIME
Will the first guest(s) be cool, awful, boring, or just plain?
>>341368229
www.youtube.com
http://fukunathan.corgiorgy.com/
>>341371407
Why?
Jeff would probably be the only one to read it but it's all the way in the back on the left side of the room.
>>341371465
i wouldnt be surprised if they have the gone home dev again.
>>341369823
its literally the only thing that got him through school and got him his job
austin is a legit wigger, he was a fat 1/8th black nerd loser kid who only faced adversity when his mom didnt pick him up from school and he has to walk the 3 blocks home, he milks the race thing anyway he can, its just fucking annoying after a while.
he just wishes so hard he was a real oppressed black person so he could get more upboats and retweets for his sandy vagina bullshit
DISH
>>341371465
based our guy main man adam boyes will probably be there at some point
>they will never get phil spencer, adam boyes, and reggie in one single perfect segment
>>341371553
what's the point of e3 without some hot scoops
>>341371465
Cowboy is there so I'm guessing he might be on at some point. That Uncharted tech talk was amazing with him and I hate those games.
Not sure, this also might be the night they have their "special" guest since it's early in the week.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016staffday01_1_1400@46333?
Is it wrong that I kind of like Dan and Brad
>>341370207
>Alex has way too big of an ego for someone who's been carried hard for the majority of his life.
you mean like 80% of all people in western society?
>>341371742
The special guest was Peter Stormare and he had to cancel.
>>341369165
https://youtu.be/mWxppftPUZI
>>341370649
already happened in the original stream
>>341371674
>after a while.
It always was, as is with anyone else you meet in real life. Luckily where I grew up, people had thicker skin and they'd shoot jokes back and we all laugh about it. Fuck, I probably had a more diverse group of friends than he did then and than he does now considering it's all white beta male/girl/"t"
Stream dead for you guys?
>>341371532
Did you look at said clock?
>>341371759
no
when we shit on GB staff you have to understand
it's not that they're bad, they're just bad relative to some other members of the staff
with the exception of alex and TRIGGERED mode austin, everyone else is still better than people on other sites by miles
alex is probably one of the worst people to ever live though
>>341371674
I think the fact that he's part negro, but grew up as a normal middle class white person is the reason for all his "muh minorities" memery
It's like American white guilt but you are also a nigger
>>341372005
They had to bring it down to set up the next segment for some reason.
>>341371764
Go have your economic arguments with someone who gives a fuck, I'm all about the e-celebs.
>>341371759
Not at all. The ones to hate are GBE minus Vinny and Bakalar.
>>341372035
hehe now I did. A fine Think Geek product
>>341371759
bard is great when paired with someone
dan is the most creative person on the site and responsible for the vast majority of their new material
>>341366579
I don't get the Austin hate. He's completely inoffensive.
>>341372101
It was called Staff Impressions so I'm guessing it's so they can get more views and edit it a bit tighter by having two videos.
ITS A LOCKDOWN BABY
>>341372114
oh
so all of them?
New link:
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016liveshowday01_1_1400@46333
BUCKLE UP
>>341372601
I actually like him, but i know this conversation will just derail into more coon trigger talk.
I would like it if it was just Jeff sometimes
8-4 hype
>8-4
lmao bye
>>341373041
time to go shopping
>>341372857
I think it's funny how much more offended and triggered people in here get over Austin than Austin ever does about video games. But I don't really hate anyone at GB.
Aren't these guys known for censored, unauthentic Japanese translations?
>>341373156
you are retarded
>>341373191
Yes.
>>341373191
There's no such thing as an authentic translation. "Censored" doesn't mean anything when the original work is intact, either.
>>341373191
That, and being enormous GB buttbuddies.
Wait, I missed that start, who are the two guys?
>>341373156
These threads are only fun when people are shitting on the GB crew.
oh great these fags. somebody wake me up when they interview people who aren't useless cunts.
Will Lang be here?
>>341373191
They're like Working Designs only slightly less inclined to put dumb references in their translations.
>>341373426
literally whos
>>341373593
They'll probably save him for day 3.
>>341373593
Will he be drunk?
>>341373794
Doubtful. He's learned his lesson.
>>341373741
I wonder if Johnny V will be there now that infinity is dead.
>>341373794
Lets hope.
>>341373794
He's legally not allowed to consume alcohol outside of his home anymore.
>>341373426
They localized two of Vee's favorite games.
>>341373794
He's going to punk J.V.
It'll turn out that J.V.s obsessive girlfriend will be a sting operation and she's really on Lang's payroll.
when is it starting?
>None of them liked the South Park stuff
>It was by far the best part of E3
What a shame. Alex is a bitch for saying the most recent season wasn't good.
>>341373426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-4
>>341374304
Was it really?
>>341374009
>at industry events
ftfy
>>341374304
the most recent was their best in a while but calling it 'good' is a bit of a stretch.
the game looked okay at best. i'm old though, so...
>>341374582
>i'm old though
>>341374465
The most recent season of South Park was fantastic. PC Princpal is the best character they've introduced in years.
>>341374465
it was acceptable
it was also their best attempt at having a season long theme
>>341374658
Is that literally only because it sticks it to the SJWs
>>341373191
I mean, 8-4 did the translation for Revengeance.
So.
PROBLEMATIC
That racism
jeez these faggots
muted
This is why no one likes 8-4...
FUCKING KEKS
>>341375036
it is literal racism
Predictably the chat is all "Oh Japan..."
>>341374757
It sticks it to PC culture, gentrification, yaoi fujoshis, Yelpers, and politics.
It was great that every episode built off of the previous like the previous season and they were pretty ruthless in their skewering.
>>341375118
Fuck off Alex.
>>341374856
nanomachines son? guess they're alright
>>341375239
the chat is way better on twitch
Anyone have a link to the thing he was talking about?
also in chat
>...gross
goddamn these guys are fags. japan isn't changing anytime soon.
>>341369047
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>341375359
As in empty?
>>341375359
the chat is dead on twitch for me (no one's posting anything) ?
who is the most based giant bomb sidekick? it's brad, right?
japan is on the wrong side of history
>>341375683
Cause they have it on Sub Only, and cause they aren't partnered, nobody can chat other than mods.
>>341375196
>culture and race are the same thing
>>341373191
They do what's asked of them. And it's usually not just one team doing the translations.
>>341375797
Dan is the best
I like these guys.
>>341376356
Hello Austin!
>>341376356
They have a podcast called 8-4 that gets hosted by GB. They live in Japan so it's mainly about things around them that they like there or what's popular.
>>341375797
If you assume that Jeff and Vinny are too important to be called sidekicks, then Brad is probably the most Giant Bomb sidekick, in that I can't imagine him surviving anywhere else. He'd just be living on the streets with a "WILL BE SLEEPY FOR FOOD" sign.
any guesses on how soon the first tranny shows up?
>>341376758
>He'd just be living on the streets with a "WILL BE SLEEPY FOR FOOD" sign.
is greg kasavin on chemo?
>>341376565
Do you still love me?
didn't they get phil spencer one year
Lorne Lanning was cool
>>341375797
The answer is Drew.
why do you guys watch this if you hate it
LOCKDOWN NIKKAS
>Casually waiting for Drake to get on the couch on rip into Dan again.
Would make this E3 fucking based.
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>341377061
well what other emotions can you feel about video games?
>>341377089
I like Lockdown but I wish it wasn't playing constantly.
>>341377042
Yeah, didn't Jeff just straight up ask him "When are games not going to be so broken on release?" Or something along those lines.
>>341376717
That sounds neat! I haven't actually listened to it before
>>341377042
Yeah, last year, was pretty cool how Phil answered broken as fuck games and shit.
Alex said the guest list is insane, hopefully Phil comes back on.
>>341376976
Didn't even realize that was Kasavin. Looks like he's lost some weight.
>>341377061
I LOVE 2 HATE
>>341376758
>Vinny
>not a sidekick
i don't see him out here conducting interviews or steering the discussion in the group portions like jeff does
>>341371757
How do you play this?
I can't open it in MPC.
>>341377489
>MPC
>>341377489
Why aren't you just going to the website? Its not like this a paid stream
>>341377489
Network stream in VLC. Also the link is now >>341372726
Does Rorie have autism?
Best song aside from Lockdown
http://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/make-me-happy_36181
>>341377301
I messed up the title, it's called 8-4 Play. Not sure about the schedule of when it's posted but I'll check the deck and give a listen if it's something I'm interested in like a game or person. They tend to have some slightly more diverse opinions from the times I've listened.
>>341377856
oh boy does he ever
>>341377469
Well, on screen, sure, but I think Vinny is what you might call a manager in a different kind of outfit. My understanding was he's basically "the boss" in the Eastern office, although I've never been totally sure what any of these people do all day (besides Drew and Jason).
>shitposting music
>>341377042
>>341377285
They had him twice at least. And Shu Yoshida 2 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjh1Uo_xaSQ#t=3h22m
>dat kudo
Wish he still wore sunglasses everywhere
>>341377886
Nah man
http://www.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/pimp-my-bass_41952
>>341377808
Ah cool, I was just using the wrong link. Thanks, friend.
>>341377948
vinny's like drew senior.
he has no editorial role i believe.
palmer coming to shill oculus once again
>>341377948
>(besides Drew and Jason).
Vinny has said he's on production calls with them at least once a week to nail down the list of games they think are worth shooting video for. There's a whole lot of shit they have to wade through. I'm sure he teleconferences with Brad and Jeff too and whatever other meetings they sit in on.
>>341378130
hey that's the cane man, i recall him giving phil spencer a smirk when Jeff asked that question. Shu Yoshida was pretty cool too.
Who the heck is that guy sitting on the couch making out with a laptop?
>>341377856
No, he's just an alcoholic.
You're all wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkiOvL9DZ4
THIS IS THE BEST GIANT BOMB E3 THEME
Are Austin's shirts sewn from bed sheets?
Anyone got any idea who the bumper guest is that they were talking about on the beastcast?
>>341379043
anita sarkeesian
>>341378732
Yeah I meant to say that I heard from last year and only heard once. That one is pretty good waiting music.
>>341378436
I don't think either uses a cane unless you mean Jeff "Hit Detector" Green is somewhere
Is Jeff and Alex Satanists?
>>341379000
Please don't fat shame.
>>341379043
Peter Stormare, but he cancelled.
>>341378659
https://twitter.com/edgework_gb
>rorie alone on his laptop
>gets up to try to speak someone and they give a quick fuck off response
>looks around the room in panic
>exits by walking past the camera
How does this autist have an on camera job?
Where's Ryan?
>>341377489
Ctrl+O and paste it there.
>>341379358
cigarette break
>>341379358
He realized there was no topping that tiny sombrero under a regular sombrero gag so he graciously retired to da club to live out the rest of his days in style.
>>341379358
On a honeymoon with Patrick Klepek. They'll both get back when they're settled in the new office.
>>341374934
>>341375036
>>341375047
>>341375051
>>341375086
What the hell happened? I was in the middle of driving home.
>>341379358
Taking a long nap.
>>341379236
he looks less awkward than that woman in the back
kek jeff
>>341366034
TAKE A SHIT ON PALMER JEFF
DO IT
why is giant bomb so seemingly excited for e3 to die
Oh good, Palmer. I hope Jeff asks what the fuck is with the Rift shipments.
>>341379612
8-4 chiding Japan being gross creepos
Fuck this manchild. Fuck Oculus. Fuck Facebook.
>no dan
>>341379887
>Hey kid, when are you gonna put good games out on your store?
>>341369047
to be fair he's like 6ft 6 or something
![1447655150[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aGQ3zDn.jpg "1447655150[1].jpg")
When did Palmer Luckey get so fat?
>>341379921
Not really excited to see it die, to see how the ESA will do to get Publishers back, to make it more open to everyone I guess.
The bigger E3 the better.
>>341379921
Because it's a giant pain in the ass to cover. There's a reason they just stream themselves watching the conferences instead of going to them.
>>341379929
or why they're being huge faggots locking down games to their hardware
>>341379921
the faster e3 dies the faster video games die and the faster they can finally end it all
Did I miss anything interesting yet?
Were any of them offended by anything today?
>>341380086
when he became rich and realized he doesnt need to be attractive to get pussy
>>341380086
when he got that infinite facebook money
>>341379956
I don't remember chiding Japan. Just saying that that's how their culture is, for the part with Cid and the camera. Japan is Japan.
>>341380060I'm kinda tall and sit like that at a lot of computers that aren't my own.
>>341380086
Since after making the kickstarter and he went silent for a while. All that stress eating of promising something you can't do with your current resources.
>>341380086
when he got RICH, bitch
is he a billionaire?
Why doesn't Jeff fire Alex, Austin and Dan?
>>341379921
after this years snorefest i cant wait either
>>341380175
austin saw a white male holding hands with a white girl and broke down in the show floor
>>341380175
See >>341379956
8-4 dudes triggered by memories of pretty girls on Jap TV.
>>341380086
>choculus rift
>>341380296
Because they do good work and are nice people, if you aren't an autist.
>>341380296
hes friends with alex and dan. austin fills the patrick hole/diversity quota
>>341380175
They walked out of the treehouse thing and came back during Zelda which wasn't bad to watch since it was the world debut of it. The game seems like some crazy amalgamation of all the popular game mechanics of the past few years.
>tfw Alex almost got Peter Stormare to guest this year
>>341380552
Why? He's not a videogamesman
>>341380552
where is this coming from or just shitty "trolling"
>>341380429
What does alex do these days?
Is he just there to be an on air personality? you'd think there are billions of people who would be better for that role than that sack of depression
>>341379969
>a poorfag's inert rage at his billionaire better
>>341380682
neither is Dave Lang and hes always hereis lang here this year
>>341380689
He mentioned it during the drive livestream.
>>341380735
He used to write decent articles but then stopped for reasons.
>>341380682
He was in Until Dawn
>>341380689
listen to Jeff's E3 drive
>>341380735
He does the same mysterious "sit in meetings, idk" shit everyone else does. He also screens and selects emails for the podcast. Plus, he was in charge of doing the guest list this year.
>>341366034
huh palmer isnt actually up his own ass about VR.
He's completely right about the current state of vr and the people who are bitching about it
>>341380552PEE TER STOHREHMAREH
