Happy little thread edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341359957
I love all of her games
Alright, what's the best porn lookalike of Audrey? I'm no good with 3DPD so I can't do this shit.
I've had a semi for like an hour now because of Audrey
I'm gonna actually cum for her now
I hope you're reading this Audrey. Your shameless bovine beauties are gonna make me cum.
Daily reminder leaks are legit confirmed: http://pastebin.com/2fFL6yPa
>>341360187
I'm happy to see that someone could record it better than my toaster did
Audrey looks like she's in pain from all that breast compression (bra did not work out let's face it); she may pass out pls pay respects and reply for her and her milk
Are they updating MarioMaker? The server isn't responding.
>>341360297
But the footage confirms that this shit is fake.
I just wanted to let you know, even though this sounds cheesy,
watching this Zelda demonstration with /v/ was an actually enjoyable experience. To see so many people here, me included, actually being legitimately excited for a Zelda game again was something I never thought would happen anytime soon. It was really magical and I'm glad it happened.
You're cool. Stay cool.
The fact the combat will be actually satisfying this time around probably is the greatest thing for me.
Zelda was never about combat but this looks legitimately fun with all those different weapons and the perfect hitboxes. Just hoping there are many powerful enemies or Hero Mode.
Literally a 10/10 game, at least the NX version.
https://youtu.be/FnQl8A2vx4k?t=734
I can't believe we have to say this, but if you see a woman on the stream, there is no excuse for you to act like animals and spray all over the walls. Keep it in your pants and have some respect for people.
>>341360220
seconded
>>341360536
I'm so erect right now
I needed to come up for air after almost 8 hours of nothing but Zelda.
Is there anything else interesting happening today? Seems like the only thing on the streams are people talking over stuff we've already seen.
>>341360529
Now you understand why the Treehouse card was made when the magic was first discovered. I look forward to Treehouse streams all year long.
>>341360535
Wind Waker had pretty satisfying combat though, probably my favorite in the series.
>>341360614
>>341360618
A+ timing boys.
>>341360536
Look better with black hair, honestly.
>>341360170
ohmigaw
>>341360535
Yeah I'm with ya, my biggest hope is that there are challenging enemies.
>>341360297
>>341360507
>combos
>many different weapons and armors
>partial dub
>can't dive
>desert
>bokoblin designs
>literally SHRINES
>unique bow shown in the E3 was not shown so the whole village thing is probably true
>Aonuma said he doesn't want to spoil it/towns/villages
>voice was probably Nayru since companions always talk but Zelda and Link never
>he says there is focus on water
>boxart has waves and water in background
>Link blue's clothes
And so much more.
>>341360693
easy allies stream in 2 hours
>>341360535
I really wanted them to fully go over the combat system. Hopefully they do that tomorrow with some enemies more difficult than bokoblins.
But yeah after SS almost trashed Zelda combat this is a sigh of relief.
>>341360458
Audrey, if you're in this thread and you need someone to drain your milk - don't hesitate to ask us.
Is it true that there's gonna be another Sony conference soon or did someone mix up some dates?
>>341360618
>>341360220
If Stoya had bigger tits, then maybe...
But yeah
Basically I'm just super hyped right now
After I saw the trailer in the beginning I thought "Well, that's decent, might be alright"
But after 5 hours of gameplay I'm full on "GIMME THAT SHIT NOW"
>>341360535
>we could have almost-bayonetta combat in a game with the technology and interactivity we saw in e3, with the everything else zelda has
we already have witch time and rudimentary jump cancel, just waiting for dodge offset and bullet arts right now
>>341360813
Totally agree. Probably her natural hair color as opposed to the blonde.
I love you tree house /v/.
>>341360535
These hitboxes are so fucking good
>>341360535
Anyone else wishing they'd just turn DOF on permanently? It looks like a literal movie with it on and you don't notice the LOD this way.
It's permanently on in Mario games.
>>341361000
>Stoya
Link?
>>341360693
Square released some new footage for 15 and they added a modified version of vagrant story's combat system for ATB fans.
>>341361081
>link taking his hands to his face after being hit
>Audrey comes up to you and says her boobs hurt and someone has to help her by sucking all the excess milk out of them
what do
>>341360535
>the club has ??? over it as it gets knocked away
>apples and shit can be grabbed in mid air so presumably this can too
>you might be able to disarm enemies and take their weapons before they hit the ground
>>341361165
Are you fucking serious, newfag? What are you 12? Is your google broken?
>>341360297
>reading all this after all thowse Treehouse streams
>those informations about Hyurle Town
My fucking lhype level went off the charts.
>>341361179
Is the video of that stream up? I didn't watch it earlier because Treehouse was on.
>>341361248
Cant you go away to masturbate and then come back and actually discuss videogames?
Thanks
>>341360535
Did they ever try out the parry in the streamed gameplay? I kept waiting for it but they barely used the shield at all.
>>341361315
It's probably on their youtube channel by now.
>>341360220
Someone in a previous thread suggested Nekane. Not familiar with her personally, but a quick Google search proves that there is a similarity.
>>341361165
>bomb = video games
>Link = /v/
>>341361306
If you were watching the stream you should be able to recognize that it's bullshit.
>>341360535
The enemies still aren't aggressive enough sadly.
>>341359479
I like your way of thinking, OP
>>341361179
>and they added a modified version of vagrant story's combat system for ATB fans.
WHOA WAIT WHAT
WAIT WHAT
So you can pick either the combat they showed or a VS based combat system?
Anon, VS is one of my favorite games of all time, if what you say is true...
>>341361393
why do you hate women in the gaming industry?
>>341360535
I love how the enemies can react in so many different ways. Even if you disarm them completely, they'll scavenge the area for a new weapon and literally pelt you with pebbles if they can't find anything.
There's so much TECHNOLOGY in this it's incredible.
>>341361416
That armor looks so good.
>>341361081
>Link falls to the ground in a fetal position and puts his hands over his face
Holy shit
>tfw less than 2% of the map
>>341360535
>>341361416
>Zelda will finally surpass Okami in every way, it only took 10 years
OK, so who sucked whose dick to make this happen? How did Nintendo EAD suddenly become best developer under this sun by far? I mean, all other games that are coming out look like boring, cinematic shit in comparison.
>>341361495
Giant brownie = E3
Spindashing Sonic = Nintendo
Zelda = Sony, MS
Had to work during Nintendo's stream. What did they have besides Pokemon and Zelda?
>>341361738
Okami is shit.
>>341361416
I never saw it. One guy tried to show off the perfect dodge and a couple happened naturally but no parries.
It might be an ability or shield specific.
>>341361647
in WW bokoblins could pick up other bokoblin sticks, or sticks from a pot
but this only happened on the forsaken fortress in like 1 room since nowhere else had enough bokoblins and sticks
but throwing rocks is news to me, is there a webm or anything?
did we ever figure out what this was?
>>341361827
Cute girls
>>341361827
more zelda
>>341361848
Oh please, like you could trigger me this easily.
GUYS, with these new combat mechanics, which old zelda enemies do you want to return to slay in crazy dynamic fights?
>king helmasaur
>those lion centaurs from the mountain ranges
>iron knuckles
>dead hands
>gibdos
>>341361827
Pokemon and Zelda
>>341361827
Tits.
3 Women teasing a naked Link and making him run up a mountain while shivering from cold.
>>341361827
These
>>341361892
Nah, it was just something Aonuma said.
Imagine shieldboarding along these dunes in the desert
>>341361962
The multi-armed evil Buddha statue from Skyward Sword.
>>341361892
I don't remember it happening but they said it could happen.
>>341360535
I'm with this nigga. Spears are my favorite fucking weapon, and I can use them in a fucking Zelda game now instead of a sword. Gonna be a bit let down if I can't take advantage of all the new mechanics against more powerful enemies.
>>341361897
Looks like icebreakers mints or a chew can, my guess is on the former
>>341361732
Don't lose your mind anon. That didn't sound like a legit hard fact statement. That sounded like something they casually said and can't back up.
>>341361827
1 hour of Pokemon, SIX UNBRIDLED HOURS OF OH MY GOD ZELDA IS GOING TO BE THE GAME OF THE YEAR.
Tomorrow they're doing other games.
>>341361827
That's it. They brought nothing else. We've spent all day cumming over the hot woman with huge boobs.
>>341361897
Ass implant gone wrong
>>341359479
>comfy
No. Leave.
>>341361848
It's the best Zelda next to Zelda U.
Its drawing mechanic was amazing but probably not amazing enough to serve as a basis for a whole franchise, though. I'd still love a successor.
>>341361897
Chewing tobacoo?
>>341361740
>tfw no skelly arm to tickle your bum as you run around
>>341362056
Doesn't seem like the ride would last more than 8 seconds.
>>341361937
It's really not very good man.
>>341361897
Looks like some good ol' Swedish SNUS to me.
>>341361250
Yes, they did show it already. The bokoblin start digging and throw little rocks at you.
>>341361897
>>341362126
what he said. its either ice breakers or skoal.
>>341362157
How about you leave
This thread is for comfy latenight e3 discussion, recapping, audrey masturbating and waiting for more nintendo tomorrow
also something else is airing in 2 hours
Can anyone remember a few years back one of the treehouse girls saying some swear word or racist term during a stream?
I think it was during a bayonetta 2 demo and them saying nigga or something.
>>341360871
>>341360297
So, can someone refute this shit for me now or do I really have to read all of it?
I never read a book in my life so this is quite a task. I'm hyped enough, though.
>>341361897
Could be anything knowing Alison's skanky ass.
>>341362173
>tickle
he's kind of grabby and the treehouse girls knew it
>>341362305
It's fake
>>341362284
>latenight
But it's only like 9 PM at the latest in the part of the world that matters.
>>341362434
Since when do you understand English, Aonuma?
>>341362162
Sick of this meme. If Okami had "Zelda" in the title you would be saying it was the worst Zelda game ever. That game was 100% carried by its visuals, it represents every bad trait people complain about in Zelda dialed up to 11.
>>341361897
Amiibo base so you can tap dat ass
>>341361827
Mega Milk
Link to the press site?
>>341362305
Some stuff seems near the mark, but they have then made a demo for this E3 that has some stuff out. Like a proper beginning to the game instead of just waking up. I didn't finish all of it.
Why does it matter though? Game looks great.
>>341361892
I did see it happen twice. Bokoblin got shit throwing arms.
>>341361962
Those jumping bird knights from the end of Zelda 2 would be perfect for some CUHRAZY combat.
>>341361081
I cant be the only one who fucking loves the swinging animations right?
I need E3 to distract me from how miserable I am but it's been so uneventful
>>341359479
There's a sticky?
>>341360223
i just wasted my semen count on some old highschool slut instead of audrey. it will take me 5 hours to feel ready to fap again. GOD DAMMIT.
Listening to all this Sims music has made me want to reinstall it. Think I'm gonna do it for some comfy.
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ts2DFNV_Vs
18 min mark axe swinging from afar with the power of magnets. Webm when?
>tfw this game is literally everything people have wanted in Zelda for years
>>341362646
Final game could very well have a different start or what this guy played wasn't actually the start.
>>341360220
>>341360220
>>341360220
Anyone else care to help?
>>341363320
It was already in the treehouse thread
>>341362930
There was, things have calmed down now, so it's probably been removed.
>>341361081
Is this literally fun: the game?
Is this the energy showing EAD had left for not having to make a big 3D Mario game this generation?
>AH, NO HAVE WEAPON
>>341363276
Have fun, I've got both Sims 1 and 2 installed on my laptop for emergency comfy situations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
You're welcome, /v/
>>341362583
Not really. You're literally retarded. One webm posted here also shows it was literally ahead of Zelda for 10 years since it actually had counter, parry and dodge mechanics.
Its puzzle solving was also way, way faster and more fluent while in older Zeldas you even had to wait ages when opening a fucking door.
>>341363519
Nigga the whole point they were making was that you start knowing jack shit about the world and have to explore it to find out. That leak is fake, period.
Any other big streams coming on today?
She'll always be with us. :3
>>341363467
>tfw you can't actually find anything to dislike so far
>>341362330
what do their butts smell like?
>>341363576
>>341362930
There was one, but it was unstuck after the first segment like 7 hours before the stream was over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy185xXA93E
>>341363779
>>341363915
god damn, that smile. i lost so much cummies to her!
>>341363538
Chiko had a good understanding of battles. She made a lot of neat shit like that. The puzzles were beyond her.
>>341360535
>deeper combat mechanics
>several different types of weapons
This is literally exactly what I wanted out of combat in a 3D Zelda game. I'm so hyped and happy about this. I've wanted this for years.
I hope there are more than just three main weapon types. I hope there are gauntlet weapons so I can punch the shit out of motherfuckers too.
>>341363761
I've only got 3 because it's all Steam would sell. Still good though.
>>341364042
ball and chain as a weapon type as well pleaseee
Audrey will be back tomorrow, right?
>>341364007
How did we go from this
>>341363915
I want to rip that tight blue shirt open and slide my thick cock into her deep cleavage while she talks about Link's shirtless body.
>>341363779
Who is the trap though
Why does everyone say she has fake tits?
How do you know she's not a mother or something now?
>>341364157
I hope not, you faggots are insufferable
>>341363680
subweapon-only run when
>>341363779
TYBG
>>341363779
These are all her moments?
>>341364213
To this
>>341363779
fuck yes
>>341364389
Link dies now... like.. disturbingly.
Guess that's the physics engine for ya.
>>341364148
Oh shit, yeeeees. Didn't even think about that. I hope the whip from SS is another weapon type. Though that could also just work as another item type entirely.
What else could be brought back as a new weapon type?
>>341364157
Starting 6pm GMT, Yes.
For another SIX (6) HOURS
>>341363532
Kids these days are so fucking stupid they can't even jack off without asking for help online.
>>341364489
When he's alive he curls up when ragdolling, it's pretty good.
>>341360220
sisi sinaloa, for black haired version,but fake tits tho
>>341364157
Probably, Nintendo needs the viewers brought in by her tits. Expect an even sluttier outfit. She's literally a succubus, feeding off our sexual energy through the internet.
>>341364525
The giant ass iron ball from Twilight Princess, as some kind of flail or something.
>>341364259
This is so great.
>>341364389
I'll giver her the benefit of doubt. Chiko was the best Link. Killing all enemies and animals. Sparing no one.
>>341364525
the bottle xDDD
![stdin_snapshot_03.13.52_[2016.06.14_13.56.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZOte2DQ.jpg "stdin_snapshot_03.13.52_[2016.06.14_13.56.14].png")
>>341364360
She was there for hours, but they were usually in a tiny box in the corner like this
>>341363915
don't let her memes die off. she's now our favorite.
Anything on Yakuza Zero yet?
>>341364254
this. whoever that blonde girl is, she's cute
>>341364834
>tfw there's no bottles in this game
>>341364953
Nope
1 second in a reel in Sony's conference
>>341364489
Don't worry, Treehouse will freeze the game at the moment you take the damage and fade to the game over screen before anything too problematic happens.
>>341362305
It falls apart pretty quickly because we know the game starts with Link waking up in a cave. He has no village.
>>341365028
>Game with cooking
>Where you can very likely make soup
>Not having bottles
>>341364727
>yfw Audrey wears a tight cocktail dress with stockings tomorrow
>>341363779But im on nofap...
>>341364867
I know. That's why I asked. You can't count it when you are watching the stream, it's odd knowing she only had 1:26 min of full box.
>>341365031
gay
they had a presentation on it but it wasn't streamed
>This Link is already by far the most powerful hero out of all the games
>In the first 2% of the game
Uh oh.
>>341364749
That is literally what the other guy said already.
>>341365154
You don't have to have a container to make stuff though, didn't you see the cooking segment?
so I'm not sure if you are discussing the titty girl or the game but what did nintendo even show today other than zelda?
anything on NX? any surprises?
>>341365251
There is literally no medical reason to not fap. None. In fact is quite the contrary. Don't let /fit/ taint you.
>>341365319
>out of all the games
>Everyone hyped about a woman wearing a thick padded bra
I forgot the demographic
>>341365062
>the game starts with Link waking up in a cave
We know the demo starts like that. Did they ever confirm the cave is the starting point? Could be reworked to be next to a village in the full game.
![stdin_snapshot_01.03.01_[2016.06.14_11.45.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/0U2Dyc9.jpg "stdin_snapshot_01.03.01_[2016.06.14_11.45.10].png")
>>341365418
45 minutes of Pokemon, the other 7 hours was Zelda
>>341365183
>fishnets and a corset
>>341365484
Non-canon
>>341365418
It was mostly pokemon and Zelda. That's it.
>>341365251Come on anon, just forget about it. Pump it for me
>>341365486
It's alright. Had no luck trying to xray.
>>341363940
I can.No cap.
>>341362114
Spears are fucking great. We just need a flanged mace and I'll be set for both mid and close range.
>>341365319
>*Shieldboards behind you*
>*Uses stasis*
>*Builds kinetic energy with a huge hammer*
>"..."
>*launches you into the horizon*
>>341363779
I am a happy walrus right now.if you know what I mean
>>341365747
*It's thick alright
>>341365435
>"look at how superior I am!"
>>341365542
>>341365632
lol dammit nintendo.
>>341365818
>*1080 on shield*
>*it was a hologram*
Pshhh....
There's a playstation live cast on right now on twitch. Go to /playstation if you're interested.
So far it's just couch talk and nothing of interest though.
>>341364525
The Cane of Somaria would be fun as a combat item, but the iphone already has block creation covered for puzzle-solving so I doubt it'll be in the game.
>>341365639
W-well, if you say so.I wish I wasn't so weak to fap encouragement.
>>341366025
Any cute girls? Also, Spider-Man when?
>>341365481
i dont get hard anymore with out touching my dick and it has dark patches from my grip
![stdin_snapshot_00.30_[2016.06.14_20.15.04].png](https://i.imgur.com/s7kJHTB.jpg "stdin_snapshot_00.30_[2016.06.14_20.15.04].png")
>>341366025
>Load it
>Literally MOVIES
Sony please
God fucking damn Alison.
Can't wait for all the stasis shenanigans
>>341361897
You dumb cunt Americans, it's a coin purse or portable makeup with a mirror.
>>341364157
Wait there is more nintendo streams tommorow? What time does it start?
>>341366248
>horrible clichéed tattoo on her thigh
RUINED
>>341366248
it was better when there was room for imagination
>>341365860
Thats a seal, you dope
>>341363680
I noticed something about the laser. It doesn't always do six and a half hearts of damage. It just leaves you with half a heart, no matter how many you had before you were hit. They survived with half a heart in another clip even when they only had 3.
>>341366398
Yeah buy you can see her nipple
>>341361897
snus I guess
>>341366376
10 AM Pacific
>>341366248
I really hope someone can dig up similar pics of our new titty goddess, but she's clearly not an open and unabashed whore like Rapp so it won't be just be up on her social media for all to see. That said, that is some sexy as fuck lingerie and Alison has a great body.
>>341366485
And were they wearing the same gear in both clips?
You gotta factor that into shit now, anon.
>>341366275
Nah, it's one of these
>>341366717
Yes. It was just moments before that webm. She had 3 hearts and was left with half a geart after she was hit, she went behind a rock, ate a kebab, and then the events of that webm play out.
Why were some of the best trailers the ones not even shown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE37l6RvF-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StXRi5zPPjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQpGYsvHR78
>>341366931
Oh.
Oh fuck.
>>341366485
>>341366717
it's called a healthgate
you can't die when you're at full health
they also live through a hit from the green-blue bokoblin with just 1/4, and die in "one hit" from the stone golem since they were missing 1/4 of a heart
>>341366931
So basically a Guardian might be able to two-shot you, no matter what?
Did anyone ever get a webm of that golem boss?
>>341367036
Sony is retarded and prioritizes movie shit over actually good games. How did they not fucking show P5 or Nier 2? I mean I do know the actual reason but come on those games are way more exciting than generic zombie game #500000
>>341367203
Speaking of which, anyone have the golem clip? I missed it.
>>341367036
>weeb games
>best anything
>>341367297
>>341367334
>Hightkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>341367036
Sony could've nixed Days Gone By from their conference, replaced it with all three of those plus the Gravity Rush 2 trailer, and they would've cleanly won E3. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAXNQveHsG0
This actress being interviewed about her role in this new COD on IGN right now is fucking beautiful. God damn.
>>341367334
Bound is Polish.
>>341367420
>taking your eyes off the boss
>ever
>>341367690
gotta get that mushroom dude
>>341367420
That's not even a fucking wind-up attack. Just looks like a basic swipe. Fuck.
>>341367420
You should have seen the guy playing Dragon Quest: Minecraft edition on the Square stream
Died due to his own bomb
Tried a new boss
Died due to screwing up his own contraption
it was hilarious
>Bosses give unique weapons
>They're just run of the mill basic damage with a cool model
>Until the area where you need it and it becomes absolutely amazing
>Thus creating a sequence that you can do, but not necessary
POST YFW
Guys, I came to this threads because of the Tits, but now I'm getting legit hyped about the game.
Please talk me down from it, I don't like being hyped
>>341368025
The attack does have a wind up, you can see it's lifting its arm up at 1 second in.
>>341368250
It won't be as good as her tits
>>341368475
Thank you
>>341368139
>Bosses give unique weapons
>They break
>>341367321
>>341368250
It's too late now anon. You're on the hype train, the same as the rest of us.
http://gonintendo.com/stories/259424-nintendo-showing-new-role-playing-ip-for-3ds-tomorrow
>new IP tomorrow
>>341369365
And /v/ told me it'd be Mario Party 3DS
I probably won't care too much though since I'm not really into most RPGs.
>>341369365
Well they certainly need it since their old RPGs are "action adventures" now.
>>341369205
>only boss we've seen
>has an obvious yet logical weak point
cautiously optimistic
>>341364953
IGN's showing it at 5:40 on Thursday
But what does the amiibo do?
>>341369365
Might be cool. Last game they revealed (and that was mostly revealed at a behind-closed-doors conference) on Treehouse stream before was Codename STEAM and we all know how that turned out.
>>341361738
THANK YOU
I have been looking for a scene of this fucking Reflect Izanami Drop counter for fucking FOREVER and I could not find a clip of it on Youtube.
>>341366248
>reminder that this person has a patreon to fund her sex work
>one of her goals is to fund buying a trained emotional support animal
>she doesn't believe that she's mentally ill though
>>341367036
when are we getting porn of Bound girl
>>341369961
Wolf Link gives us D-Dog, so those should give us D-Horse, D-Walker and Quiet.
I've decided to fap a third time, whatever.
Please post some fat titty girl. Please.
Alright, I'm off to bed, so someone else take over as OP.
Just copy and paste the OP message into a new thread if this one hits bump limit. I'll be back up for the nintendo conference tomorrowand Audrey's lovely breasts
>>341369365
>New IP tomorrow
>DQ7 release date reveal tomorrow
NINTENDOMINATION IS BACK
>>341370556
Thanks for making so many threads anon.
