Why is the god of war raising another man's son?
>>341359098
[citation needed]
that boy looks like a faggot and i hope he dies.
>>341359225
>implying Kratos isn't the one that's going to die
kek. The boy is going to be the new face of God of War and he will be gay too.
>>341359098
My wife's son thinks Kratos is cool.
>>341359225
>mfw Kratos dies and you play as the kid
>>341359493
Nigga, Kratos is Spartan. You do know that Spartan men fucked each other in the ass?
>>341359903
>Hasn't played any of the GoW games
I know what the real life spartans did, but game version didn't do that, so this will be the first time a vidya game will have a gay MC(that I'm aware of at least).
3 was boring didn't finish it..
why did he go to Norway?
i am greek and i liked 1-2 because i also knew the mythology. new w everything looks unfamiliar..
also
>mfw just another overdialogued TPS
>>341360145
pay up
>>341359493
>>341359696
Its confirmed you play Kratos in the entire game
>>341359098
They've already said in an IGN interview that is his flesh and blood kid.
The mother is probably someone he fucked in the past, ironically it could be Aphrodite or Artemis.
>>341359098
Because he killed the boy's real father and felt like a bit of a dick about it so offered to help the wife take care of the son.
Later he fucked the mother.
Over the father's grave.
>>341359098
That kid is probably Loki or some shit, he basicly exists to give Kratos a reason to murder all the Norse gods.
plz respond
>>341360145
*now
>>341359098
In the nothern mythology raising another mans son is a great honor.
>>341360295
>he thinks dev will spoil their games before release
You must be retarded.
>>341360145
>>341360616
Pay debts
>>341360295
Sauce?
Everyone who isn't a retard could tell Kratos was going to die so the kid could take over as the new face of God of the Last of Us
>>341360680
based pre-christian morality
>>341359098
why the fuck does the boy have the mannerisms of a 21st century kid?
>>341359098
This "emotional" cinematic experience is aimed at "journalists" and neogaf users, they obviously want them to be able to relate to Kratos (they forgot to make the kid black though).
>>341360680
No, raising a dead man's son is a great honor.
>>341360680
>tfw thats the reason Sweden is so cucked now
>>341360751
yes i pay amends now plz respond..
why is he in norway?
>god of war in jerusalem or Constantinople teaming up with jesus when?
>>341360909
good look finding a kid voice actor to pull off ye olde englishe
>>341361013
>voice acting
No, I'm talking about his lines
he talks like a fucking beta 21st century kid, not what you would probably see back then
>>341359098
Odin literally raised another man's son.
>>341359098
I thought GoW was a hack n' slash?
>>341361130
again good luck finding a kid voice actor that doesn't sound like that
they're used to playing spunky lads it's all they know
>>341361224
Not anymore, now they want the last of us audience
>>341360958
Actually, that's kind of funny to imagine
>"Alright, Jalal, I'm not mad you impregnated my wife."
>"You're not? Thank, Allah."
>"Yeah, it's a great honor to raise a dead man's son."
>"Wait, wha-?"
>DEUS VULT!
>>341359696
why does every microscopic organism look like a lovecraftian demon alien?
>decide to reboot God of War
>end up turning into God of Skyrim: The Last of Us: The Movie
What went wrong?
>>341360295
Of course, Kratos will be killed at the end and the kid you trained along the entire game picks ups the mantle and starts a quest to avenge Kratos
>>341359098
Cuck of War
>>341361330
That's quite a genre change, like a telltale bayo game.
>>341361130
yeah this really irked me
>I'M... SO... SORRY
the writing and delivery for the kid were 21st century as shit
why is kratos in norway?
>>341361224
That was before PS4 became a Last of Us machine
>>341361750
kratos said a few goid lines. kid was like living in new york ..
>>341361359
>Kek
If only
>>341361469
Otherworldly horrors take the form of microscopic organisms. Even with their endless knowledge, they couldn't have known they would appear as a form such as this.
>>341360295
>>341359696
They could throw a Red Dead Redemption ending at us. At the end when the boy has learned Kratos' teachings, he takes over as the playable main character, setting up for the sequel.
>>341360141
shepherd mass effect
why is kratos in norway?
>>341359098
Lots of famous heroes were raised by people other than their own parents.
The Mom of the kid might die, Devs said that they got their Narrative tone from the Revenant, the boy will probably help Kratos in managing his anger and and thrist for revenge or Kratos will help the boy to not become like him.
>>341362589
Go home, Hercules.
>>341362642
So it's going to play like a good looking movie with a focus on a borderline non-existent and shallow plot?
Sounds like a TLoU sequel
>>341362463
he has to take his wife's son to the movies while she's out of town.
>>341362249
jesus fucking christ i hate how they fucked so bad starcraft lore in the ass
>>341360295
Just like is confirmed you play as Joel in the entire game.
>>341359098
What are the chances that's Oden?
>>341359098
that kid already has a receding hairline
>>341361359
In middle ages Arabia, men would send their wife to live with and fuck a lord of distinction until she got pregnant. It was a great honor to raise a son of higher blood.
Why did people in history cuck themselves willingly? Anthony Burch would have loved it back then.
>>341359098
Great now well get inbred like OP jacking off this horrible cuck meme for even longer now. Why does /v/ have THE WORST memes?
>>341364465
>YFW Anthony Burch would have been a well respected man in 800AD
>>341364465
>Sand niggers
Theres your answer
>>341359098
>mfw people are too fucking dumb to realize Kratos is raising Loki
>>341360295
Pre-release Metal Gear Solid 2:
You play as Solid Snake the entire game.
>>341365203
The game is way better than it otherwise would be specifically because you play Raiden.
Rose ruins a lot of it though.
>>341364890
But the arrow the kid shot at the troll had lightning. Maybe it's Thor instead?
>>341362915
Well the Tough Forster Dad formula/trope has worked for a lot of games so we can't blame the devs for using it. it would work better if it's a daughter but the Mentor and student or Dad/Son narrative of the Kratos and Boy is drawn from personal experience according to the writer.
>>341365385
Thor didn't use a bow, you fucking moron. Most likely it's just an enchanted bow and arrow.
>>341360295
>it is confirmed by me, the loser
>>341365385
Why do people keep saying this?
1. It's Kratos' bow
2. The fucking bow was magic, like the axe. Not the dam boy
I want a Dad of War game where Kratos reads the newspaper in the morning, repairs the boiler, grills hamburgers and makes terrible dad-jokes all while wearing a belt pouch.
>>341359098
God of Cucks AMIRITE
>>341366084
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>>341359098
Taking a wild guess
BEOWULF
