>all PC problems fixed
>new skins and taunts added
>new content coming
>full single player campaign with co-op
>great and original PvP modes
>MINIONS!
>30 heroes
>Gearbox's patented humor and great artstyle
>unending dev support
>thousands of pieces of gears, abilities, and loadouts
>all for $20
You literally have no excuse not to play Battleborn unless you can't afford $20...
>>341359093
>game is dying
>what do we do?
>ADD A CASH SHOP!
>>341359093
I bought the Division season pass instead.
>8PM
>not even a thousand players
LAMO
>>341359093
>Gearbox's patented humor
That's something you shouldn't list if you want me to buy your game.
>>341359093
People should be paid $20 to play this.
>>341359785
>not literally laughing out loud at this
Are you dead inside?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3_Dr6ajEw
Alright I'll bite, where can I buy it for $20? It better be somewhere I can refund it if it's as bad as I think it is.
There are literally hundreds of games that I could spend $20 on instead, what makes Battleborn special?
>>341359234
the one thing they had above overwatch was their avoidance of using jew micro transaction tactics
i liked playing the game in beta, but now i will happily watch it burn; good fucking riddance
>>341360252
http://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/battleborn-pc-cd-key-steam
>>341359956
my
fucking
god..
this is truly awful, really though. its shocking that there are people that think this "writing" is funny
I'm so happy that Gearbox is getting their shit wrecked by Overwatch. Fucks deserve every failure they get after Aliens CM.
>>341360634
>CDKeys
>Refundable
>>341359956
Only the fuck you related line has any humor to it. Everything else is faggot tier trash.
Is this hud a fucking joke? How convoluted and ugly could they make it?
>>341360720
>>341360832
You people have crap taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kJ7fiCMo0
>>341359956
Nonstop talking in fast paced video games is one of the worst trends.
>It's not Overwatch
Until it's patched with this, I aint playing it.
>>341360517
>Battleborn
>avoidance of jew microtransactions
>Overwatch
>jew microtransactions
Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>341361186
t. kike
>>341361032
unless this video is sarcastic, i dont think i could bring myself to listen to someone legitimatly praise battleborn
It'll take me probably 500 games or more to save up for the dlc character.... Just why?
>>341359785
Problem with Gearbox's new humor is that it all hinged upon this dude and it sorta worked for BL2. With him gone, they just made every character in Overwatch an amalgamation of all of them. If every character had the same voice you couldn't tell them apart because they're all over the top in a highschool freshman in college sorta way.
>>341361186
>Battleborn
>here's things you will never ever get unless you pay money goyim
>Overwatch
>here's things you get from playing but if you're an impatient fuck you can go buy them i guess
>>341360963
Explain what's wrong without using le epic /v/ semen meter meme.
>>341360517
The Season pass wasn't enough. They gotta jew it up too
>>341361186
some people have the opinion that if a game has microtransactions of any sort, it by default makes the developers "greedy jews".
said people are ignorant, narrow minded and straight up retards
>>341359093
>G-Guys please buy Battleborn, it's only $20...I'm so lonely...
>>341361442
>every character in Overwatch
eyy
>>341360517
don't pretend like you were going to play it anyway, faggot
>>341359956
I'm not even sure if you're being sarcastic at this point.
>>341361453
I wish I could do that in battleborn.
I'll never play as the new dlc characters because of this.
>>341361781
Holy shit I'm laughing so hard right now. That was not intentional.
>>341361186
where does my logic falter
they adhered to an ingame drop system much like overwatch, but then for some reason decided to add in a micro transaction model for in-game shit
how is that not jewry
>>341361515
not at all what i was trying to convey, though i feel that if you're already charging upwards of 40-60$ for a game and adding microtransactions on top of that then you're being fairly greedy
>>341359234
Idiot. Video game development costs tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars. They need to make back their investment. So if you want more great games then shut up!
>>341361789
yeah i guess you got me there
>>341361459
>health is difficult to gauge
>font is utter garbage
>quest? thing takes up a whole corner
>map another
not to mention it's just fucking ugly.
>>341362025
i wouldnt use the term greedy for overwatch though... it dirty sure.... they're sneakily praying on peoples impatience to unlock what could potentialy be free, i kinda look at it as a "well if you want to, its there, knock yourself out" but i'd suck the games rancid cock clean if it was a living thing so im probably a bit biased
...no homo
>>341362052
I don't want them to make any more games
How do I accomplish this?
>>341359956
Good lord that game is ugly. There's so much shit on the screen at once too.
>>341361939
you're alright guy
>>341362396
Go to Antarctica
what if they took out the SMNC shit and made it more like overwatch? would that fix it?
>>341362052
how the fuck are they going to make back their investment from essentialy begging for money from their small as fuck playerbase...
like how is it 1) going to keep players playing, 2) bring new players IN and 3) make enough moeny back to salvage this shipwreck?
because i honestly dont believe you or anyone think that adding microtransactions to battleborn was anything but but a pathetic last resort and a stupid idea
>>341360798
There is literally nowhere you can buy it for less than the steam price and still be eligible for refunds.
This is true for every steam game.
>>341362741
>would casualizing it fix it
No.
>>341362741
With Paladins, Lawbreakers and Quake champions coming out, nope. Not to mention Gigangic and Paragon.
>>341361032
>subhuman accent
So this is the gearbox audience, huh?
>>341359093
20 dollars where you retard?
>>341363278
>Paladins
Shit with cards
>Lawbreakers
Shit with only 4 classes
>Quake
It ain't the 90's anymore, grandpa
>Gigangic
Windows 10 exclusive
>Paragon
Shit
>>341363120
It's the Evolve model.
Know you're fucked and cash out as hard as you can before the ship sinks.
>they tried to compete with Blizzard
>they tried to compete with THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfPCxVMrY4
Still cracks me up eretim.
>>341362739
I mean, if it would make Gearbox quit making games, I would.But I don't believe you
>>341363698
>>they tried to compete with Blizzard
Stop with this false narrative. Battleborn was announced first and we announced our release date first. Then Blizzard, clearly feeling threatened, changed their open beta date to the same day of Battleborn's release. I don't understand why 4Chan supports Blizzard, the bully, over Gearbox, the victim.
>>341359234
dude. 420 platinum LMAO
>>341363568
Gigantic is no longer going to be Win 10 exclusive
>>341359093
do you have any valid reason to play this game that isnt numbers or relying on me trusting a company I dont trust?
>>341363278
dude, im hardcore quake and QC is sounding like quake with an overwatch paintjob.
adding abilities to quake wouldn't make it quake anymore
>>341364107
It's shit anyway.
>>341359093
>>Gearbox's patented humor
that's not a good thing
>>341363993
>we announced our date first
>we
so, what is your position at the company and why aren't you just making BL3 for instant and free money?
>>341364260
>adding abilities to quake wouldn't make it quake anymore
Thank god, because the classic arena shooter formula is dead. Not even vets want to play arena shooters anymore.
>>341363993
The only good game Gearbox has made is Half-Life Opposing Force.
They deserve to be bullied.
Also let's not forget Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem kek.
>>341363993
>we announced our release date first
>we
Never gets old
>>341364368
Ok. I just wanted to inform you so you wouldn't have that outdated info next time you post.
>>341363993
i love how you got this the complete opposite way around, as if battleborn didnt have its release day pullef forward to meet the release (ot open beta i forgot) to overwatch. its funny in a sad way
and regardless of this "we did X first" it doesnt matter at all, cuz gearbox did absolute fuck all marketing, it never stood a chance
>>341364527
>>341364629
It's a typo you paranoid loons
>>341361032
>crap taste
>crap
Get the fuck out, paid shill.
>>341364583
no, i want to play quake
not something LIKE quake
>Release new game
>Entire marketing strategy relies on people shillingfor free
I don't understand that. BL2 sold gorillions of copies so it's not like they weren't able to afford some proper advertising
>>341364835
you're right, there' no marketing going on.
There's no way gearbox would force their unpaid interns to market their game nobody plays they invested millions into
>>341364835
how do you fuck up we for they?
>>341359093
My reason for not playing it is I don't want to give GearBox money
>>341359093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
>>341365573
Please watch this.
>>341365350
>hurr durr battleborn had no marketing
>ZOMG "shills!"
Don't worry, I know cash shops suck and they promised to never include microtransactions, but we'll get used to it, what else can we do?
>>341365573
sounds pretty cool
>>341366109
It's a sonic representation of AIDS.
>>341359956
Did Chris-chan write this?
>>341361032
>art
>humor
>story
>leveling
>good
>>341365985
>zomg
thanks for proving my point, hope the university credits are worth it.
Good luck paying , dont kill yourself or anything, or else you might actually do something decent today.
>>341366076
>what else can we do?
stop playing, get a better taste in video games and rethink your life how it came to the point where you spent money for such shit
Warm memo that this game is free.
>>341365226
Quake Live is dead, anon.
>>341359253
You're still a dumb motherfucker
>>341359093
My excuses are overwatch is a better game with a higher player pool, and I have no reason to buy an inferior version of a game I already own.
Hey, paid stillborn shills, go tell your masters we aren't falling for it.
>>341363568
>Paragon
>Shit
Care to elaborate?
I think it's pretty fun and I own Battleborn as well as Overwatch.
Out of all of them, it's the only third person moba and it has a cool realistic artstyle, not the cartoon style every other game is going for. Only the character designs could be better, but gameplay wise, I enjoy it more than the other games right now.
>>341367781
Is there anything more pathetic than a console gamer playing overwatch. besides one playing battleborn
>>341367781
>an inferior version of a game I already own
i love oeverwatch.. and i mostly agree with you... but fuck you for talking as if they are remotely similar in any way, that opinion people using needs to die.
how can i play overwatch for free
>>341368686
Use your ERP skills to get someone to buy it for you
>>341368686
you could whore yourself or be a good friend to get someone to buy it for you
>>341359093
>20$
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
THIS SHIT WAS 60$ LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO
>>341366076
>nipple salads
excuse me
>>341359234
>>341359093
I knew this would happen. So did tons of others.
Down to $20 with micro transactions.
Only a matter of weeks before f2p p2w cash shop and we all get to point and laugh in gearboxdrone's faces.
>>341364137
It's better than division tho
>>341368840
It's still 60 dollars. Not for long. Soon it will be free. But today it's 60 dollars.
yeah i do. anthony burch
The problem with Battleborn is only one waifu.
Overwatch on the other hand has three.
>>341369338
Don't lie Randy.
You know, a 130 people poured their blood, sweat, and tears into Battleborn yet you people mocked it and slandered it non-stop.
I hope you're proud of yourselves.
Actually if you get it through Amazon it's 40.
>If you won't buy a shit game for $20 you must be a poorfag!
Fuck off.
>>341369504
You sure it wasn't two men whipping people into pouring their blood and sweat into it because he couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut?
>>341369504
>tfw when your development team is larger than your playerbase
What's all this ERP talk? You should buy me the old hunters dlc fags. I know you like a little abuse.
>>341369743
Now there's a game with a playerbase.
>>341369665
brutal
>>341369894
Yeah, you should buy me it, and send me the code in an email. I know you love being that sloot
>>341369665
fooking savage m8
>>341365350
When I go to battleborn reddit to read up on the fuck ups I noticed every single day there is a sockpuppet account going
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER THANKS GEARBOX!!!!!
OMG I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!
THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUNNN!!!!!!! XD
>>341369665
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL F2P?
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL BR INVASION?
>>341370424
When gearbox finally accepts the game was stillborn.
>Battleborn
I still remember when Ledditors tried to organize a campaign to astroturf the Steam reviews in order to try and market for the game.
>>341369665
>>341369665
omfg too fucking funnynot even the devs play it
>>341369665
Well played.
>yfw battleborn
if they wanted people to play it they shouldn't have made it so shitty.
>>341359093
I have an excuseI genuinely despise gearbox and hope it goes under and all its employees find themselves on the street.
>>341367301
And dead. So very, very dead.
Which has more players? Battleborn or HotS?
>>341371129
I've always thought that nobody would ever shill on fucking 4chan of all places but threads like this make me think otherwise.
OP, tell your employers that game is visually an abortion and the "humor" is terrible.
>>341371316
>Duke Nukem 3D Megaton Edition.
Fuck Randy with a rusty pitchfork.
>>341371442
Battleborn, HOTS doesn't take 30 minutes to find a match.
>>341359093
the game has less then 500 people online on steam
>>341359956
I'm so glad this bombed, holy fucking SHIT
>>341369142
there are no battle o=born players though
>>341359093
They deserve it after alien and duke. Hope they end up like gawker one day.
>>341370079
>>341370150
>>341370357
>>341370783
>>341370865
>>341371060
It wasn't even funny...
>MW2 has more players
>Oblivion has more players
>Age of Empires 3 has more players
>APB Reloaded has more players
Holy shit. My sides.
>>341372068
Quiet Randy
>>341362052
>implying those games are great
fuck the video game development industry; I'd rather make millions in finance and fund my own game
>>341371586
>Battleborn, HOTS doesn't take 30 minutes to find a match.
Huh? Did you think I asked which has less players or does having more players make for longer queue times?
>>341372118
Which has more players: Battleborn or Brink?
>>341372068
>d-dont make fun of something i believe was worth my money!
fuck off you salty bastard, go cry in a corner
>>341359956
It's fucking borderlands jesus christ no wonder it flopped.
>>341361442
>and it sorta worked for BL2
No. No it fucking didn't.
>>341372118
>AoE3
>Oblivion
>Both 10 year old games
God dammit
>>341372217
Longer queue times means that the game is taking longer to find a game because there's not as much people playing. It's why queuing up as a DPS on say WoW takes longer than queuing up as a tank because there's far less tanks to be matched up.
Do I need to spoonfeed everything to you?
>>341372241
Battleborn.
>>341359093
HAHA its only $20 now? desperate.
they are just squeezing every last dollar they can before making it f2p
>>341370675
I like how we counter fucked there forums on our secret club house /v/ forum
>>341372356
>I didn't like the humour of BL2 so that means no else did either!
Sod off
>>341372520
So Battleborn has more players than HotS is what you were saying. Just checking.
>>341368686
better start doing lewd things on cam
>>341360795
that game was going to be bad no matter what they did
>>341372656
You can believe whatever you want Randy
>>341359093
I love battle born and im a rich person with lots of girlfriends and im super mega popular
>>341369665
>>341372649
I'm pretty sure majority here didn't like BL2 humor.
>>341372649
People are capable of eating shit but that doesn't mean shit tastes good.
>>341372906
>here
Key fucking word. /v/ is not indicative of the vidya industry at large let alone general society
>>341373089
I'm not going to let normies and Reddit dictate what is funny and what isn't. Fuck off penis polisher.
>>341373089
>general society possessing critical thinking skills
>>341373089
>/v/ is not indicative of the vidya industry at large let alone general society
And that's why I'm here and not playing FO4 with the plebs.
>>341372737
Battleborn can't be worse than HotS, it's impossible to be that bottom of the barrel.
I mean if it is then what the fuck.
>shit game needs dedicated shill thread 24/7 because nobody plays it
>>341372929
Some people think shit tastes delicious. They are in the extreme minority, like Battlevorn players, but if you convince enough people with social coersion and have fresh enough shit, you can apparently get millions eating it, just like BL2.
>>341373283
at least HotS is fun
>>341373287
It's obviously reverse psychology to make us NOT play it.
>>341373389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>341359956
There should be a law against torturing dialogue like this.
>>341373614
Eugh, I actually defaulted to that robot's voice while reading this. Too accurate, painful.
>>341373614
I've only played that game for half hour, but read it on that muscle guy's voices (torque, i think)
>/v/: WE WANT NEW AND UNIQUE GAMES INSTEAD OF REHASHES AND SEQUELS
>Gearbox: Okay, here's Battleborn. Enjoy!
>/v/: BOO HISS let's go play Overwatch instead
You people might legitimately be insane.
>>341375561
Yes we are.
>>341375561
>Stillborn
>new
>unique
That's adorable.
>>341375561
t. Randy Pitchford
>>341375561
>we glued mobas and fps together and then gave it to the borderlands writers
What more could anybody want?
>>341375738
Name one other FPS MOBA with PvE and PvP that's fully released RIGHT NOT
>>341375561
>Gearbox
>Original ideas
AHAHAHAHA
>>341375561
>/v/ is one person
>battleborn is worth a dam
ok bait-chan
>>341375561
>Make a clone of Super MNC and sell it for money
>Unique
Kek
>>341375561
>trusting Gearbox to deliver anything but failure
>>341375929
just because something may have never been done before... doesnt mean someone should do it.
and if they do it doesnt by default mean the result should be considered good
>>341359093
Yes I do! I just don't find your game interesting at all!
>>341375561
Overwatch is neither a rehash nor a sequel though
>>341359956
>jeff
>spelled geoff
That's the worst fucking part of all.
>>341376181
>just because something may have never been done before... doesnt mean someone should do it.
Is that your excuse for being a virgin?
#REKT
>>341375561
Man that's a whole lot of new that'll dead end and sink.
>>341359956
Problem is, is that's the ONLY good joke in the game.
That and Issac's up-beat voice saying depressing things.
>>341376158
>what if HUD but too much
>>341359093
>You literally have no excuse not to play Battleborn
>No DVA
>No Tracer
>No Widowmaker
>No Pharah
>No Mercy
>No Mei
>>341376340
you tried real hard for this (you), you earned it, enjoy
>>341376357
>140 characters
>still can't switch off the "ironic" insecure 12 year-old filter
Randy has a problem.
>>341375561
Sure, if you use those two criteria, you just have two of the same game, but one of them has had good PR out the ass and looks like it was made this year, whereas the other is unheard of from a failed studio that looks like a game from 2002.
And they both launched at the same price.
What the fuck do you think people are going to buy, the one they've heard of that also looks new or the one that looks like it was made forever ago?
>>341359093
why not get titanfall and all it's expansions, no microtransactions and a solid gameplay experience instead?
A few weeks ago it went down to 10 bucks, and the standing price is $20.
And it has more players on all platforms, peak hours or not.
>>341377372
Titanfall is humorless brown and bloom. Battleborn has character.
>>341362052
Kill yourself faggot nigger.
>>341377498
titanfall has a sequel in the works that looks fantastic, and it's fun.
Battleborn has... character?
Don't complain about art style after the game you're defending has had 3 games in the same engine, all cell shaded and all using the same color palette, nigger.
>>341377498
Battleborn is wack as fuck. Are you seriously going to tell me that Battleborn's art style isn't autistic?
>>341378075
>wack
It's like I'm back in 1995
>>341359093
>8 hours ago
>144 likes
Meanwhile 18 minutes ago
>>341378479
>a game's quality is measured by twitter likes
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here
>>341359234
>skins cost more than the lowest amount of payment
>the tier you have to pay at least to buy something leaves you with an uneven weird ass number of "points" forcing you to put mor money in until you can eventually purchase enough to get all of your money back out of the game
>even the higher tier doesn't evenly divide into 2 skins
fuck these bullshit tactics. Always been this way since MS points
>>341359093
I know they're entirely different games.
But i'd rather just play Overwatch, so nah. Don't care.
>>341368482
Sorry I have friends who have console. Some people actually LIKE to play with friends and family you lonely bird.
>>341359956
>You cannot vote to mute this player because they are a server admin
>>341377498
Battleborn doesn't have any character though. It's a plagiarised art style stolen from Code Hunters and it's been persistent in all of Gearbox's own titles: A shit-caked ugly clusterfuck with a colour palette chosen by a hyperactive dudebro who knows nothing about colour theory. It's """""humour""""" is piss weak at best and poorly written, with the penguin of doom pasta it's inspiration. This is actual Gearbox writing. Someone was paid legible currency to write this.
>Toby, or in long terms Toby the Destroyer, is a penguin that possesses a mecha suit for combat, despite of his basic looks. He was newly announced at PSX as the 16th Battleborn.
>Passed over as a Peacekeeper conscript for "being so cute", Toby turned his significant engineering genius to the Rogue faction, where he built a custom death-machine to wreak revenge on all who oppress him. Although somewhat apologetic for his reign of destruction, Toby rides his mech battletank into the fray as one of the Rogue faction's best brawlers.
>On his homeworld of Menneck-B, Toby quietly outfitted his burlier brethren with heavy-duty firepower of his own design. When his home system was claimed by the Varelsi, Toby – alongside fellow refugee Benedict – hoped to sign up for armed combat with the Peacekeepers and extract a little vengeance from the corpses of his enemies. Benedict was shown to the armory; Toby was shown to the door. Something inside Toby snapped. Why does someone like Benedict get all the respect while Toby does all the real work in the background? Why does Toby even need permission to fight?
>Rather than arranging his arguments into a neatly-compiled bullet list in a letter to the chain of command – you know, his first instinct – Toby tried something different. He got angry. He cursed. A lot! And it felt pretty great!
>>341376529
there wasn't a good joke in that video bro.
>>341379380
Note that my second monitor for some reason flickers when I try to load up the Battleborn website.
Damn I thought this was about Overwatch
>>341359093
Getting real fucking tired of ironic shilling.
>>341380515
>2011
>someone likes a game
>SHILL
>2016
>someone likes a game
>IRONIC SHILL
I hate you people
I was thinking of buying Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition
Should I do it?
I actually have the original somehow
>>341376232
literally a sequel to WoW you fucking cuck
>>341381261
>an FPS is a sequel to an MMORPG
Randy, it's time to stop
>>341363993
Two words why I support Blizzard over Fagbox
Borderlands 2
>>341364661
>no longer win 10 exclusive
good, the game looks promi-
>perfect world entertainment
trash.
>>341382224
Name one (1) Blizzard game released in the last 5 years other than Overwatch that's better than Borderlands 2.
I'll frigging wait
>>341368686
By moving out of Brazil and getting a job.
>>341371129
>>341382578
Hearthstone.
It's pay2win bullshit but at least it wasn't written by a literal cuck.
>>341384274
>card game
>pay2win
no shit
>>341384274
this >>341384704
so much this, I hate when people dont understand what the fuck they're playing
