Let mommy milk you edition
UPDATE: Audrey is gone for now, pay respects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfe4TxvUOiw
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341348978
>being 25 posts early
naked link is hot dont you think
idort master race
Claiming Kit as my bf
Nintendo round table?
>>341349340
Back off bitch, he's mine.
But will Breath of the Wild have sexy bara husbandos?
>>341349327
HYRULIAN HEAT
Would youhugJirard?
Post more pics. One anon uploaded his folder, but some bullshit scam popup ad came up instead, and I couldn't close the window. I had to shut down chrome thru task manager and come back here.
Let's get a TECHNOLOGY post-chain going
More Audrey when
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
>2 GAMES
2 GAMES
ASIAN BELLY
>>341348978
Didn't see her live link to the video of her?
>>341349580
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
They fucked up the music
It's not only the overworld, but the trailer music, the sound effects, sounds like retarded Journeylike pretentious indie games
A shame, because everything else is perfect
Triforce Heroes and ALBW were so much in the right direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOajbonwNFw
>>341349672
I would fuckinghold her hand
>>341349671
uh, three games???
Zelda, Pokemon Sun, and Pokemon Moon
Why is this world so fucking interactive? How did Nintendo suddenly wake up and do everything right?
>>341349580
That garbage isn't TECHNOLOGY you stupid mongoloid
I saw the new Poke video but I haven't seen where they found this.
Was this on a stream or something?
>>341349717
Maybe they haven't orchestrated the entire soundtrack yet?
>>341349672
Krysta is cute! Cute and tiny!
>>341348978
>another guy wants to fuck Audrey's bovine milk bags as much as I do
Based
For real though I would pay money to FUCK those udders
MY DICK
>>341349717
>tfw there actually are towns and Aonuma was just lying
>they will have Zelda typical 10/10 comfy music
BELIEVE
We just saw 2% of the game.
>having to tell the camera man to film the fucking game
Camera man confirmed autistic.
>>341349838
yes at the start of the treehouse stream
>>341349812
Copying western stuff and making it better
The real Japanese spirit
>>341349893
Very tiny. Would pick her up and hug. Who's the fat neck beard?
>>341349717
there's a different approach to composing for handheld games vs. the big screen experience
remember to download and add more audreys to your audrey folder. and have yourselves a good fap to audrey~
just updated the zip with more audreys images almost 70 pics now, so enjoy!~
https://openload.co/f/WcHuuqowSuU/nintendo-audrey-new2.7z
>>341349838
will Ledian finally be relevant/get an evolution now?
>>341349327
Bl9nde ia far hotter than audrey who is?
>>341348978
who is this semen demon?
>>341349812
>>341349717
man triforce heroes is such a good game when played as intended
why did they fuck up the matchmaking and solo play
Which game had the most distinct style and exotic characters?
>>341350038
Pathetic.
>>341349952
but there are actually towns aonuma said so
>>341349952
>we spent almost 8 hours of the stream in plateau
>still didn't finish that 2%
Magical.
>>341349952
There are towns
They specifically said they didn't show them because they want them to be a surprise
>>341350036
And Handheld games' music seem to be much better
And OoT's, MM and WW music was fine, Twilight Princess too even if a bit too much cinematic for my ear
>>341349717
Too early to tell, honestly. They're going with subdued music for the overworld, but the feed isn't clear enough to hear the enemy, boss or shrine music.
>>341350161
Wind Waker? I didn't play it but it's extremely distinctive.
>>341349968
this is triggering my current year detection centra. this looks fucking terrible desu
Did they get really good weapons later in the demo?
At first the weapons would break after 1 basic bokoblin, later in the demo they would kill enemies and smack a boulder 20 times and it would be fine
I was so jaded and tired these past three days. I was just half expecting Zelda to just be competently made and kind of neat looking but otherwise nothing out there.
But this is fucking spectacular. Easily the highlight of the conference.
>>341349968
Can't wait to get this and upload my trick montages.
>>341350047
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LINK
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HYRULE
>>341349582
Tomorrow hopefully. If they don't bring her back I won't even buy this game.
>>341349968
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY
LET'S ROCK
Being a Nintendo fan I was pretty disappointed by there not being anything new and only talking about Pokemon and Zelda. Sure they both look decent but I was hoping for something a little more.
What all did Sony and Microsoft have?
>called the completionist
>never figured out how to throw weapons
>>341350038
taking the meme a bit far
Anyone has the boss webm?
>people say rupees are gone
>precious stones literally has it in their descriptions that they can be traded for rupees
>>341349968
SO HERE I AM
>>341350316
>An ancient hero awakens
>And he's an absolute madman
>>341350265
They were finding shit with stats in the upper teens when most scavenged stuff is 1-5.
>>341349827
Sony nigger leave
>>341349952
After all the statements from Aonuma today, I choose to believe him. Zelda is in good hands.
Someone got Bill Trinnen jihading?
>>341350427
how is it a meme?
3D waifufags are somehow more cancerous than 2D one.
>>341350003
>copying western shitters that can't get fucking anything right and only release glitchy, libral agenda pushing pieces of shit
>literally based on Zelda 1 mechanics transleted into 3D
I see.
>>341350427
My dick is not a meme
>>341350478
Normally you'd be picking them up from enemies and the grass, but I think they left rupee rewards out of this build and obviously grass doesn't contain anything but bugs anymore.
>>341350415
wheres the shieldboard
>>341350478
Most likely not in the demo because there's no towns or NPCs
>>341350316
Ganondorf is just an old man wandering. There's nothing left to do but burn down the land he won.
>>341350415
>cooking xenomama
>>341348978
I want to drink her Mega Milk.
>>341350669
that ghost doesn't deserve to sit next to megamilk.
>>341349717
what the fuck are you even what the fuck
>>341350669
No really who is that blonde girl?
>>341350646
Wait is that real?
Is the villain of the new watch dogs game literally Donald Trump?
>>341350593
>have to see fat titties for like four hours
>not getting horny
>hating on 2D
Glad E3 is over, now normalfags can fuck off to their own websites.
>>341350568
I could go without that whole vulnerability phase thing that Zelda bosses do. Looks like a pretty boring boss if it doesn't have a second phase.
>>341349838
>the full details tell you if the mover will be super effective or not
Wow fucking casualization to the god damn max.
>>341350698
>tony hawk's
>downhill jam
Could use SSX though
>>341350593
>>341350859
>having a sense of superiority over others because you masturbate exclusively to 2D images
>>341350841
Yes, he is figuratively literally Donald Trump and it's hilarious.
>this Asian girl on the e3 stream fawning over wolf link
I bet you she fantasizes about being knotted by his wolf cock.
tits too big
Two games.
Nintendo has won E3 with two games.
>>341349717
It's immersive you faggot
Nobody wants to listen to repetitive field music in a game of this scale.
>>341350568
That is a mid-boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc
I bet no one here wants to suck Audrey's boobs as much as I do
I need those tits in my life
Please, just for a minute let me nibble on that nipple
>>341348978
Does anyone want to talk about the things that looked wrong, or lacking, or we're worried about in oursafe spacewhile everyones busy shitposting in their own threads about the game with random head canon shit?
>Music is really sparse
That's okay to me, really good music is worth more than constant forgettable music, but I'm putting that out there that it was pretty bare.
>Shrines
They looked like one shrine one gimmick which seems pretty good for your first 30 shrines but might wear on you trying to do 100%. I don't thin there will be any really bad ones but I do think we saw the best ones for the plateau section (why would they show us the average ones on stream)
>Weapons
Distinct lact of iconic weapons. I'll accept it and I accept they want to try something different but there's a lotta junk items.
>no items found in the grass when you cut it
reee; see above
>Some physics fuckery with limbs
>Cooldowns instead of ammo scarcity for items
What are you guys thinking? It's okay, we can talk about the bad stuff it doesn't have to be a perfect, infallible game to be the best game of E3
Do you think they'll release Sheikah Slate phone cases? Does anybody have the BOTW Sheikah Eye of Truth to use for a phone background?
>>341350415
This picture is fucking retarded.
Are 90% the people on /v/ not older than 17? Do you believe Dark Souls invented sword combat? Do you believe Skyrim invented open world? Hell, there were dozens of people screaming even Metal Gear when they showed the open world, kids these days probably believe MGS5 invented open world.
What is going on with this board?
>>341350881
Well, he only took out like 1/16th of his health bar. I'm sure he has a rage mode once you get him down to half health.
WHY WON'T THEY SHOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE GAME OVER SCREEN
Big enough yet?
so whats the joke with this girl
>>341351065
What's the second one?
>>341349812
I hope they have fishing in too. Comfy as fuck fishing.
>Moblin boss takes more than 2 and a half hearts of damage per hit
>>341350841
Yeah, if he was running for mayor
>>341351065
and let's be honest here, the second game wasn't doing them any favors
>>341351045
qtpie/10
>>341351065
One game. Pokemon is still Pokemon doing Pokemon things and will be just as bad as X and Y.
>You will never be her spoiled son
Why even live bros
>>341351159
No. Make em bigger
>>341351060
Honestly, who doesn't`?
>inb4 someone finds an image of aubry topless and her nipples litterally take up 90% of the surface of her breast
>>341351118
>>no items found in the grass when you cut it
you can find bugs and the like
>>341351092
What happened to her? :L
>>341351159
thats only 2% as big as they need to be
>>341351159
thicker
>>341351045
this is not safe
>>341351065
>>341351239
Stop memeing.
They show Dragon Quest, new Mario Party, MoHun and #FE + indie games tomorrow
>>341351239
I kinda have my hopes up they will come back to the Black/White concept and make the main quest interesting
Not buying it if its X/Y shit
>>341351091
I thought it was a field boss.
He didn't look like he was anywhere important.
>>341351045
Takes a true man to appreciate her.
>>341350047
SMOKEY BETTER BE A BOSS IN THE FOREST
>>341350841
Yea they aren't real subtle about it.
It's just the mayor of that town though, instead of president.
>>341350246
looks fun, senpai
shitty webm tho
>>341351283
good, easier to milk them that way.
>>341351054
It's hilarious when we ignore how sad it is. Western devs became completely degenerate, libtard agenda pushing sheep. Even in the new Witcher 3 DLC Geralt makes a pro feminism speech.
Long live Zelda.
>Aryan boy saves Aryan race, must fight Arabs and literal Arab dictator with Jewish nose, name and hair. Gerudo trying to kidnap Zelda when she is the age of Aisha, Gerudos raping men, Islamic themes, Ganondorf turning into a literal pig as a last resort which is haram.
>>341351156
Why would something happen after Game Over? Turn off the console and read a book motherfucker, you're not cut out for this.
Also, look at this polish. The hitboxes in this game are amazing.
>>341351283
Best taste. Umph.
>>341351045
dat everything
>>341350859
>>have to see fat titties for like four hours
>>not getting horny
Sorry I'm not a 12 year old who gets a boner the instant I see normally clothed boobs.
>>341351339
less than 2%
>the combined aroused force of /v/ eventually manages to break into Audrey's private accounts by sheer will power and nudes are posted all over the place
>/v/ will get Audrey fired from Nintendo just so they could have a cheeky fap
>>341351196
>tfw fishing and it starts to drizzle/light rain
i would cum so hard
>>341351496
>Can eat food while frozen
WHAT
H
A
T
POLISH
O
L
I
S
H
see you fags tomorrow
remember to wipe the cum from your monitors
>>341351471
>>341351498
>implying nasty pancake nipples are a good thing
>>341351271
>>341351339
>>341351342
I dunnuh how fer she kin go, capn!
>>341348978
I guarantee your her breasts look a lot less perfectly shaped without that high quality bra.
>>341351568
Literally everyone /v/ likes ends up leaving.
>>341351045
So who is this person? Is she the person replacing that one crazy whore that got fired? I hope they started filling Treehouse with normies after that mess. I miss having localization that wasn't meme-tier.
>>341351494
They're hiding the fact that Link gets reborn after every death and it's actually a rogue-like.
>>341351482
>Witcher 3 DLC Geralt makes a pro feminism speech
what
>>341351568
We just have to let the meme magic happen. Lean back and watch it unfold anon
>>341351496
Eh, Zelda always had perfect hitboxes but somehow never got credit for it.
Meanwhile other developers shit things like Souls out every year and they get 10/10 scores somehow.
>>341351496
The club didn't hit him though, you retard.
>>341351496
Are you memeing or what, those hitboxes are fine. He didn't hit link at all (at least with the club), he just sort of shoved his nose up his ass.
>>341350881
is it a boss? They kind of just accidentally stumbled into it.
>>341351118
The music was the last thing that was finished in SS. Maybe (most likely considering nintendo´s perfectionism) it will be better by next year.
Can't believe I actually sat through that shit.
>>341351297
you know i'm talking about rupees senpai
>>341351368
I'm literally waiting to hear how many Pokemon the elite four have, which will be a good indicator of whether the entire rest of the game's design is still trying its hardest not to let the player fail at anything no matter what.
>>341351767
>Always
Skultullas hit me 50 metres away in OoT and MM N64
Fixed in 3DS though
>>341351683
Fucking noob, heres how its done.
Also mods pls dont ban ;)))
>>341351720
When you encounter that female brawler.
>>341351850
you said items
>>341351045
she's thinking "I really should've gotten those titty implants"
>>341351159
>>341351706
Rapp never handled localization, so it wont change much in that department.
>>341351951
>implants
disgusting
>>341351806
>>341351771
he's not being sarcastic you dumb faggots
it's legitimate praise
>>341351918
Ah, ye stole my next step. Monster.kek
>>341351961
>what are you looking at anon-kun?
>could it be my mega milky fun bags?
>>341351806
>>341351771
He's praising them you dumb fucks.
>>341349968
Did you notice themomentum conservation?
We could go fucking bonkers like this
>>341351149
No one is saying Zelda is aping off anything, its just the games that tie into what it offers.
Dogma is where the sword combat comes into play anyway.
Inb4 aubry turns out to be some serial killer who just hadnt been caught yet
Wouls this make her more or less attractive?
>>341351045
Is so cute how she keeps shyly looking away from the camera. This girl's got it.
>>341349968
Why are all you retards spoiling yourselves? All those overworld interactions are spoiled for you already. Good job.
Don't be surprised when the game will disappoint you again.
Until relesae they will have shown the whole game.
What is with Nintendo and hiring prostitutes for PR?
>>341351118
Bokoblin camps look like they will get boring fast and aren't rewarding enough to take out.
Exploration always rewards you with generic items (you got 10 arrows!) which isn't as satisfying as finding unique items.
I wanted to see more NPCs, towns and a dungeon but I think they might be holding all those back.
Good shit
>Zelda finally has real physics puzzles, high level shrines look good
>Combat has dark step/witch time/whatever and parries so it's already miles better than SS
>Shieldboarding
>The introduction to stasis blew my nuts off
>The rock boss in the forest
>>341351496
I like that the motion blur looks like cartoony smears.
>>341352282
>>341352309
Sorry, I'm just used to people shitposting.
>>341351961
>Her husband would rub his dick all over that tonight
>I'll just masturbate to this pic until I cum/cry and fall asleep
>>341352429
lol me too, fuck this board gets to your brain sometimes.
>>341352353
Well, then what's Souls doing there? It has literally nothing, the only reason people like it is because of its difficulty and because of the low skill ceiling which comforts casuals. You literally just have to master the 20 iframes dodge rolls. The combination of both is its secret to success.
>>341348978
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Do you feel in charge?
>>341352409
We have more than one year until it releases.
We're bound to forget a lot of this stuff until then
>>341351806
That was the his point too. He complimented the game. i think you´ve been on /v/ a little too lon, m8.
>>341351961
I want to lick them
>>341352409
This is only 2% of the game, and we haven't seen any of the dungeons. I don't think we've been spoiled too much.
>>341351683
next step is to have them overflowing the Nintendo booth on the corner cam
>>341351143
>Sheikah Slate phone case
I would actually happily buy that. The design is pretty cool.
Edited to normal monitor size
>Was in comfy thread all day
>Leave comfy thread
>Shitposting all around
>AntiNintendo force telling blatant lies about new Zelda left and right to try and bring it down
I don't understand- why are comfy threads (mostly) immune?
>>341352429I am too.
>>341352409
But then I'd be blindly buying a game in a series that has been going downhill for over a decade. At least now I know the game has potential.
>>341352658
You don't usually see unironic praise on /v/ unless it's over the top shilling for something.
It's weird.
>>341351591
my nigger
>>341352409
not much has been shown, and the excitement is in trying the mechanics for myself anyway, see how for I can take it.
I will probably stop right here though, (less than)2% of the game is good enough for me, going blackout for now.
>>341352595
shit's done.
no need to argue, you're welcome citizen.
>>341352465
true
>>341352313
...I wondered why my dick had been leaking cum ever since i saw that webm.
>>341352810
because we are comfy
>>341352810
Mega Milk's tits is a seal of protection.
They protect from shitposting.
>>341351961
Can you please post more pictures anon kun or better send me a link. My dick hurts.
>>341352810
Shitposting threads get (You)s faster than in these threads
>>341352386
>murderous yandere
where muh IGN girl at
>>341352653
>Implying we arent going to see ssx shieldboarding and trickshot.webm reposted a thousand times
I just hope they haven't completely forgotten about the story, characters and design of dungeons
>comfy
autism.
>>341349827
this
Beamos has changed.
>>341349582
/v/ should make a card just for her.
>>341353047
Up here senpai >>341350038
Is there any other stream today or are we done?
I actually masturbated to Audrey's huge tits earlier
>>341351065
>sony won with one
but... but I don't want it to be over. I thought we were just getting into a new section with krysta
Someone got the webm of the Zelda line-up?
>>341349672
>tfw no asian belly gf
>>341353291
easy allies in 3 hours
>>341353178
They apparently considered it good enough that they removed it all from the demo so nothing would be spoiled.
>>341348978
my word! her tits are glorious!
>>341353406
tomorrow another 6 hours with zelda, #FE, dragonquest, monster hunter, new mario party and some indie games
>>341352810
The funniest thing I've seen was a guy pretending he knew what the game was like and proceeded to describe the exact opposite of what they said and showed on stream. Like the literal opposite.
baka desu senpai
great revelations this years.
nintendo is uncontested in the harem area.
>>341350415
Still lacks "Peter Jackson's ___________ The Official Game of the Movie" and "A Suda 51 Trip"
>>341353404
>CGI trailer with 0 gameplay and no release date in sight
You tried, so here's a sympathy (You).
>>341348978
Audrey is always best girl.
>>341353047
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper/status/675886954710347776
Thats the most exposed one from her twitter
>>341353548
I'd die happy sandwiched between Audrey and Sam with 4 huge boobs surrounding me while they both stroke my cock talking me through it and telling me to cum already
Fucking normalfags 3DPD lovers scum ruining every fucking threads.
More porn of her when?
>>341351143
>>341352793
>>341353624
ok Mickey Mouse boy
>>341350267
>iwata died before seeing people loving the new zelda
>>341350415
>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
quality
>>341353778
when you learn to draw
>>341353649
So basically, if you want your daughter to grow up a vain skank, name her Audrey.
Gotcha.
>>341353731
you arent welcome on this site, weeb
>>341353305
i did too for 20 seconds then i decided its not worth it
>>341353778
That looks nothing like her.
>>341353789
Aspect raidou
Requesting the webm of Chiko's ragdoll death
>>341350415
>No Bonus Bayonneta game included
Preorder canceled.
>>341353789
Arigato fampai
>>341353802
THANKS ASSHOLE.
>tfw leaving this thread for once
>all other threads infested with shitposters
>SHIT GRAPHICS, EMPTY, SHIT EVERYTHING
>SONY WINS AGAIN
Please, let's finally make a Zelda general on /vg/. I can't take this any longer. Even Xenoblade has one there.
>>341352702
Eh, are there even big dungeons? Seems to me like there only are those small dungeons (which, desu, already are pretty cool and seem to have better gameplay than all games since 2008).
>>341353404
>Kojima uses imagery to express his history with Konami, the video game.
You can't be serious anon.
Am i the only one in this thread who wants to tie aubry up tape a viberater into her cunt and watch as she cums against her will for hours?
>All these people jacking off to normally clothed boobs
are you all twelve
is this your first time seeing a woman?
>>341353802
i feel not comfy.
>>341354021
>general thread
>for a game that won't be out for almost another year
I don't think so, Tim.
>>341350415
>A Game by Hideo Kojima
>Featuring Hideo Kojima
>Bonus Content: Batman
>>341353802
>>341353649
>that cute loli in pokemon s&m that challenged you was also called Lass Audrey
>>341354043
>he doesn't jerk off to clothes
Are you a fucking pleb?
>>341353924
Was there a setting in GIMP I forgot to use when scaling? You coulddownload the press kit and try it yourself
>>341353990
This is the result of the karma of /v/'s Zelda brotherhood
>>341354040
>only her cunt
Lame.
>>341353802
>>341351159
>>341351683
i still need the unedited version of this one
>>341354021
Yes, there are bigger dungeons confirmed. The smaller ones are called "shrines".
