Here's an image that isn't the big titty lady edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
first
everyone is getting banned on the twitch chat
SHIGGY OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE
First for Miyamoto
Even Miyamoto cares about the gays.
xth for OP needs to stop adding his faggoty links.
who's that chink in the middle?
>>341313414
first for miyamoto
>no Audrey
WHAT?!?!?
NICE MICS NINTENDO
>>341313414
>Here's an image that isn't the big titty lady edition
THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE IN THEIR UPPER HEAD.
GOOD ON YOU SIR.
No towns or villages confirmed.
We NES Zelda now, but in the worst way, forgoing one of the most popular things about Zeldas like MM.
One step forward, two steps back.
>they recognized that Skyward Sword was too linear
YES! YES!!!!
>that framerate
>>341313818
>bra lines
unnnnff
>>341313818
i want tomega milkher
>>341313834
source
>>341313814
smelly dumb high-schooler-turned-kid detective poster
>>341313818
nice cosplay
gettin nekkid
>>341313814
shut up nerd
>deliberately showing off naked Link
you fujo baiting bastards
>>341313664
Now that's a pussy that I'd like to stroke
>Sam is in 8/10 of the segments
This is another reason why she's best girl
Has Miyamoto finally become a puppet?
Just look at him.
Anything cool happen during the amiibo section?
>link can jump on his own
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
>>341313834
>We NES Zelda now
That honestly sounds great. No problem with not having a few shitty towns when Majora was the only one to do it right, and it was still a middle of the road Zelda.
>>341313869
its the stream, if you rewind to other parts of the stream it looks much smoother
Mario party star fall for 3DS announced
It's the shitty "move together" but on handheld
Color Splash got a release date of October 7
>>341314028
>mfw he gonna die soon
Blame minecraft and elder scrolls for this open world shit.
>>341313921
There is none because it's not true lmao
>Going back to the Original LOZ
The first legend of zelda sucked honestly though
Yo, has this been noticed yet?
The controls shown at the beginning have X as Jump and Sprint as B.
That means your Sword must be on Y or A, with my bet being Y. That's a series first.
>>341314026
>8/10
She reiterates pointless shit that we already know and forces conversations no one wants.
>Link reaches for his sword and is surprised when he doesn't have it
That's very nice.
>Iwata is dead
>Miyamoto is clearly next
>This music
They made a ghibli Miyazaki game
https://twitter.com/RetroJono
he literally calls her his waifu
>>341314058
You can use amiibos as companions.
They showed off Wolf Link as a companion
>>341314058
Poseable Guardian Amiibo that's much larger than the base. Wolf Link Companion when using Wolf Link Amiibo.
>>341314058
Scan wolf link amiibo to get wolf link companion in game
>>341314108
>we all say how senile and shitty he's is
>when he dies we'll be crying like bitches
>>341314156
yep, it is on Y
has been shown
WEW THIS FRAMERATE IS REALLY BAD
>>341314152
Chronologically this is after TLP or the Original?
>>341314191
It's Ghibli as fuck
>>341314291
use livestreamer
>>341314210
>>341314250
>>341314254
>One amiibo I own does something
Cool.
>>341314291
watch the twitch stream
>>341314319
It's a mystery.
>we're out of ideas so lets just re-make the first one
alright
>>341314197
Wait, I didn't know they were married.
>>341314197
>calling your wife in real life your waifu
Fucking nerds.
#BringBackTeresa2016
Fuck your butterface, tits aren't always everything.
Tommorrow's treehouse will focus on announced games like Color Splash
>>341314319
STOP WITH THE TIMELINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341314007
DELETE THIS
CATS ARE PURE
>>341314319
Sometime after Wind Waker.
>>341314291
Sounds like you just have third world internet, friend.
>>341314319
It's after WW. You play in the world left behind under the ocean.
The difference with the NES LOZ and this one is that NES LOZ had secrets on almost every fucking screen and a nice, compact world with clear landmarks that you could explore. This is empty open world garbage.
>>341314152
nice meme there lad
So they're going back to the NES world, it looks like. Hyrule post destruction. They keep mentioning that "something has happened". That something seems to have rendered the world mostly wilderness.
>>341314191
The visuals and the music are both Ghibli as fuck and I love it.
>They were being coy and saying it was inspired by "Japanese animation"
We all know what they meant
>>341314380
>livestreamer
link pls
Might pick up a NX for wrpg Zelda, feeling no remorse at skipping the Wii U
Is it just me or does this game look extremely metrosexual?
Honestly now i have no desire to roleplay as that flamboyant twink....
Has zelda games always been like this?
>>341314560
Coogle it you baka
>>341314483
>>341314560
www.google.com
>>341314645
Link used to have pink hair, so yes.
>>341314026
>girl
>>341314560
http://docs.livestreamer.io/
>>341314645
Link has always had more femboy porn than regular.
>>341314645
link has pretty much always been a pretty boy
how have you never noticed before dude
>>341314197
At least a man of good taste got to her.
What's the point of saving Hyrule if there's nobody in Hyrule to save except mysterious spirit plot guides.
>>341314116
Yeah faggot nobody ever thought of exploring an open world in the old days. It definitely had nothing to do with severe tech limitations or anything.
>>341313414
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
> This video has been removed by the user.
Please don't make me go to that gaming youtube thing. It melts my crappy laptop.
>>341314380
mpv doesn't even need livestreamer anymore.
>>341314705
okay dobson
>>341314645
I think you might have issues
>>341314703
>expecting someone who can't google to be able to install livestreamer
how have the impressions been of the RE VR been so far?
>>341314645
link has been a fucboi for a very long time
>youre pretty good chico
what did he mean by this?
>different terrain footsteps
Is this 2008?
>>341314802
just go to twitch/nintendo senpai
>>341314197
>tfw you will never find your own perfect 3D waifu
I love how you feel the weight of the ax!
>>341314806
>bloating mpv for no reason
Why
- open world is 12 times larger than the map in Twilight Princess
- location showcased during today's E3 demo represents 1% of the game's size
- Hidemaro Fujibayashi, Director of Skyward Sword and Minish Cap, is the director/project lead
- Aonuma is producer/group manager
>that stealth kill
Pretty good.
>boko no bow
Holy shit, they're getting a little obscure with their memes now
>>341314509
Nope, an actual opinion, no sense of direction, very obscure hints, the game is bad by todays standards unlike stuff like megaman 2
>>341314960
He's talking about the sound meter thing, anon.
>>341314492I wasn't talking about the cat, anon
>>341314645
Considering Link has been a literal child in like half the games and a pretty boy in the rest, yeah. Yeah it has. Where the hell have you been?
>>341313854
>That battered Master Sword
>>341314786
We have only seen the very starting area of the game
>>341314886
Awful. They've ranged from RE IS SAVED to RE IS DEAD.
Did he jump off the log or is that some double jump?
>Waking up naked
>Shrooming, apple picking, cooking
>Logging and camping
>No towns
renaissance wilderness simulator 2016
>>341314116
Why not blame the first LoZ, you know, one of the earliest and most influential open world games there is?
>>341314891
I'm outta Breath so far, every pun intended
>>341314798
You're a dumbass
>>341314982
>3D
>waifu
>>341314989
Im really hoping we get a halberd, fuck swords
>>341314959
He means Venom Snake confirmed for Breath of the Wild.
hope there's a difficulty slide or something cuz that guy just stood there and got killed
goddamn the enemies are no challenge at all
Reminder that she wasnt fired for prostitution, but for holding a side job.
Forbidden by employee contract
>tfw gamexplain is going to be analyzing this shit for months
I'm still bothered by ink being right handed
>>341315070
that's what I meant.
It's not exactly a bragging point, but i guess it's cool nintendo finally caught up
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485243/
What does /v/ think of Zelda so far?
>>341315048
I beat it from start to finish without knowing anything ahead of time or looking anything up
I think you're just shit at video games
>>341315184
>fighting only minor enemies
>not talking about the guardian that almost one-shotted link
RUPEES CONFIRMED! THE ITEM THAT HE JUST PICKED UP COULD BE TRADED FOR RUPEES.
>>341315179
I can't imagine a game becoming harder after its first area, it's unprecedented.
>chico keeps going shirtless link
you slut
>>341315120
Because the first LoZ didn't involve harvesting materials en masse like modern open world grinding simulators.
>>341315148
Well we already got a spear, don't see why they wouldn't throw a halberd in there as well.
>"Take on Ganon in the nude"
NANI!?
>>341315213
I'm prepared for a 3 hours analysis
>>341315240
Anon, nintendo hasn't done much stealth stuff before.
If you want to talk about that sort of thing, they've been having different sound effects for footsteps on different surfaces since the N64.
>She takes off Link's clothes
THE MADWOMAN
>>341315345
There are no rupees because there are no towns, no shops, you are supposed to craft everything yourself or find it. i.e. wilderness simulator.
That fire was neat
>>341315179
He started the game like ten minutes ago and those were the first things he fought.
>>341315242
I picked 5 even though it's a 4 for me so far.
Now before anybody shits the bed, the only thing that is making me think 4 in my mind so far is the fact that we haven't seen the dungeons yet, but dungeons are usually the thing Nintendo almost always gets right.
>Chico starting a wildfire
JESUS CHRIST THIS WOMAN
Does anyone have a pass for press.nintendo.com like last year?
The grass can catch on fire!
LINK PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!
>>341315345
We already knew that, there's the rupee icon in the inventory. They just haven't gotten any yet; maybe they're rare or not in the demo
>>341315424
run up and hug him on stream
do it faggot
>>341314740
>http://docs.livestreamer.io/
im running mint and
>sudo apt-get install livestreamer
isn't working
Chico is the patrician waifu
>>341315554
There's a rupee counter in the inventory.
>>341315554
>no towns
Source
Or are you believing that random fucking anon from lastthread
>>341315424
Miyamoto is cute! CUTE!!!!
This game is the best happening to Zelda in a looooooong while.
If only they'll get the difficulty right.
>>341314982
Never stop believing, never give up
>>341315637
Why are you so jealous, fatty? Is Link's twink body triggering you?
Is the Zelda really the only thing Nintendo is showing off?
The best part is the temperature system and no one is talking about it
>>341315634
we far cry 2 now
>>341315626
user Nitendo ; pass ZeldaE32016
If I'm not mistaken.
>>341315554
There are rupees, there's a counter in the inventory screen. They just seem to be hard to get. You probably only get them by trading with NPCs or something.
>>341315554
>lying
>on the internet
>>341315591
yeah, this
for me dungeons in every zelda game have been tight, even zeldas I didn't really like overall had some pretty good dungeons
so far everything we've seen has been overworld stuff and it's still pretty damn good looking
>>341315554
0/10
>>341315773
Sheit!
>>341315724
he is that fucker, literally the same faggot keep repeating that shit over and over
>>341315776
You missed that like two threads ago
>>341315758
For today? Yes.
>>341315776
We talked about it when she was climbing the mountain earlier.
>The mountain get colder as you get higher
>It get even colder at night
TECHNOLOGY
>>341315776
We talked about it plenty like four threads ago when they first showed it.
>nude link
>wildfire
SOMEBODY STOP CHICO, SHE HAS GONE FERAL
>>341315148
>tfw your favorite dark souls weapon has already been confirmed for zelda
>>341315773
We need to use our powers again to fire this filthy bitch.
Nintendo is a pure corporation.
>>341315139
Maybe so but I do believe honestly that Zelda games have always tried to give an open world experience, within the limits of technology and reason.
>>341315794
didn't work
>>341315758
All other games are tomorrow.
>>341315038
>Fujibayashi realized all his mistakes from skyward sword and fixed them
Feels good man
>>341315776
It's neat but there's not much to talk about. Put appropriate clothes on or you slowly die. That's it.
Guys, serious question.One which you will not be able to answer but I'm going to ask it anyway because I'm hype as fuck.
Will the enemies ever get difficult enough that you won't be able to mindlessly fuck them up?
I think the difficulty for this first area is okay, you can't really expect enemies to fucking destroy you at this point, but I'm worried that they'll never really ramp up in terms of complexity to fight.
Do you think they'll fuck this up or will we get some decently challenging enemies later on?
>>341315735
I think so, the guardian did 6.5 hearts of damage.
I want Chiko to invade my village and burn it to the ground!
>>341316036
Mah nigga
>THAT TRICK SHOT WITH THE BOMB
Chiko is a fucking goddess
>>341316139
Nah Im sure it will be deeper that that
That item sound is getting unbelievably annoying.
>>341316148
remember that guardian that nearly killed link? That thing is going to be chasing you
No towns/villages might be a deal breaker. wonder if there are any in the game
>>341315248
Buster runned Megaman 7,8,X1-X6 . I game just fine thank you.
Delicious meat is delicious
>can't burn down a tree to reveal a staircase
Disappoint.
>>341316148
>that one enemy did 6 and a half hearts of damage
Be cautiously optimistic.
So what's up with the temperature gauge above the sound gauge?
>>341315773
My life is incomplete without contact with her breasts.
From last thread
>They just confirmed in an interview that the game will have no towns. They clarified that it's a Hyrule in ruins and they took direct inspiration from the world of the NES LOZ. They did confirm that there will be a handful of stray NPCs throughout the world but no towns or villages in the traditional sense.
>>341316264
There pretty obviously will be, there just aren't any in the plateau area.
>>341316148
I'd love to see some big buff dark nuts but with that magnet power I don't know how they would work
Anyone watching the stream right now? It's incredible how interactive this open world is.
Haven't seen anything like this in 30 years of gaming. Except for, well, sims games, maybe. Or stuff like Minecraft. But this is an "epic" action adventure game.
I'm really blown away. Didn't expect this.
No towns are a bummer, though. Official sites are saying the same.
>>341315735
I hope you can enable hero mode from the start.
don't fall link...
>>341315554
I would have believed you if they didn't run into the old man at the fire. There might not be many towns but I'm sure there is a few small camps and little village.
>>341316264
There was a little village in the minimap no idea if it has people in it
Bill isCUTE
>You can pick up enemy weapons
Boy, I'm fucking excited
>Stalfos swords
>Iron Knuckle battle axes
>Beating the game nets you Ganon's twin swords, or if they're really going back with this title:Ganon's trident
>>341316148
The guardians look tough as fuck.
They have 500 hp and the weapons we've seen do like 5 hp damage per hit.
Also they do 6.5 hearts damage with their lazer which explodes on hit
>>341316391
>still no source
>>341316369
Link takes environmental damage if he doesnt protect himself from the heat or cold
>>341316369
rate's your temperature as you watch all the cuties on this stream.
>>341316148
I'd expect the same as any other zelda
Maybe even more difficult
I mean remember how easy the early enemies are in every other Zelda game. Most of them only even have one very telegraphed attack.
These guys so far at least have a sudden spin move they can pull out on you if you stick too close
>>341316369
cold/hot areas need respective clothing
>>341316391
>>341316425
someone post a link, fuckin A
>>341316293
where are these skulls and meat coming from?
>>341316148
I think they're probably gonna ramp it up; that guardian had a shit ton of health and it dealt insane damage. Hopefully it provides a decent challenge or has hero mode or something
>>341316391
Source: your ass.
>>341316148
We haven't even seen anything besides bokoblins and basic creature mobs. There will absolutely be more advanced enemies.
>>341316369
Have you ever played a Zelda game?
Link needs special armour for hot/cold areas.
>>341316425
how much is nintendo paying you?
I wasnt expecting much but now I'm sold now.
We're finally past OoT game mechanics.
Also, does anyone else think they're gonna pull a twist on us? I'm thinking this isnt the real Link.. theyre gonna pull some Venom Snake shit.
>>341316369
If it gets too cold, link turns into a cute fuccboi
>>341316425
apparently the no towns thing may not be true.
>>341316312
>>341316494
beamos has already done a gorillion damage though
>>341316263
>Activate hero mode
>It does 13 damage right from the get go
>>341316369
we saw earlier that Link would get cold and had to put on warmer clothes, and they mentioned something about weather affecting the game, not sure past that
>>341316425
>official sites, not nintendo
>>341316478
>you can take Ganon's swords and start fighting him with them
>when you do he whips out his trident
>you can take that as well
>>341316391
There were no towns in zelda 1 either
At the very least we have seem hylure castle
Look at this skill. Chiko is insane
I wanna spaff on audrey's tits lads
LINK JUST TOOK COLD DAMAGE AFTER HE STOPPED RUNNING
Clothes are useful for protection against the elements!
>>341316634
But that's what he always is
>>341316402
there were none in the first Zelda and there are ruins all over
>link shivering
Ok I'm amused.
What happens if you're too hot? Do you have to play nude in lava areas?
>>341316425
yes, very epic I like it
>Can get full armor
>Can get enemy weapons
IRON KNUCKLE PLAYTHROUGH POSSIBLE
>they say Hyrule is in ruins due to a war
>people think the game won't have towns
>milkfu is gone
;_;
>>341316617
The blue tunic and the fact that you wake up in a weird creepy pod makes me think this link is a fake or something.
>that beautiful as fuck water
Goddamn.
BILL CONFIRMS DIFFICULT ENEMIES
missing the wind waker right now
>>341316864
>>341316798
I would watch a Chiko stream of random nintendo games.
Is aiming still the type of garbage where you can't move while doing it and you can't aim with the right stick?
SO DESU NE
LINK YOU MONSTER
>>341316883
You likely use heat resistant clothing.
I mean, the concept of taking off clothes is a great idea (having less clothes on = having less armor), but being near something too hot burns you!
Game design...
>>341317042
nope, it think it's like a tps
WE TROLL PHYSICS NOW
how old is Chiko?
I need a gif of Link shivering, I swore I saw an outline of boobs
>>341316946
>something's gone wrong with the "there must always be a link to face the ganon and save the zelda"
>no link appears
>the world's not being flooded this time
>a scientist creates a homunculus to take link's place
>>341317079
>>341316883
Ice cube armor
>>341316391
>>341316561
NICE SOURCE
>>341316784
>you can take that as well
>>341317189
I was just thinking that
>Later on link uses the magnet power to move a metal cart that he's standing on
Holy shit.
Those frozen chu's take forever to attack, but if you let them get an attack off they can fuck you up so hard.
So are they going to talk about any more games or is that it?
>>341316683
I thought they only did 1 heart of damage at most back then
