This is a serious discussion about Zelda edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
>>341307162
What are those tree things from Wind Waker called again?
>pitchforks
holy shit chiko is fucking savage
I want to bury my head in her tits and take an hour nap before work
BULLET TIME
>>341307372
Korok.
>Jump slowmotion while shooting arrows
NOICE
>>341307372
Koroks
audrey a cute
>Terrorist simulator right after a shooting
What the FUCK Nintendo?
>>341307372
cockroots
>>341307372
titties i mean titties
>>341307374
>pitchforks
I'm gonna do a peasant run first.
>game still hasn't glitched out
FAT TITTIES
>>341307162
op i am honored you used my screencap for this thread
>>341307372
Audrey's tits
>>341307162
I would literally pay 1k dollars to cum on those tits while she sucks me
>>341307491
I wish she would terrorize my dick with those tits.
Sam
So do Rupees just not exist in this game? No towns or non-story NPCs at all?
Rather than an item burden, per se, it seems to be more of a "you can carry X items in a category".
Did you anyone catch how many different weapons you can carry?
>that stylish action
This is decently crazy
them tits. holy shit
Was that a Chiko EXACTLY I heard?
>>341307162
>You can do that from high up too and it's pretty epickh
>Ollie above a goblin while surfing your shield
STYLISH
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>>341307423
Why do you feel the need to tell us anons of your debauchery?
>>341307696
7 or 8
holy shit that guardian better watch the fuck out
here comes chiko
>>341307635
They sure Wake my Windmill
>>341307647
that looks impossible anon
>>341307668
they've shown off like 1/10 of the map, anon
>>341307162
How does she smell?
Those boobies look comfy.
>>341307608
>Mega Milk chan works at Nintendo.
You're buying Zelda right?
The gloves are cute.
Are there Audrey nudes yet?
>>341307668
It said you could sell things in one of the item descriptions, so there's probably towns somewhere.
>>341307668
don;t know yet since they are only fucking around now and not follow objective story, maybe later since there are 2 more hours of gaemplay
Where is the square enix stream that should have started at 20.45, I'm tired of this boring shit
>girl gamers
>>341307668
>No towns or non-story NPCs at all?
they said only one "area", so they probably won't show any real things.
>>341307162
GODDAMN. Nintendo wins.
Someone post some Chiko
>500 health
>explosive arrow did 10 health
let me just pull out my Ipad
>>341307608
Jew noses are out in full force. "daddy got me a job" confirmed.
>>341307780
>not cumming so much it dribbles out of the sides of her mouth down on her MASSIVE BAZOOMBAS
>>341307656
Samuel
>>341307696
you can carry more if u have the horse
>dat spongebob laugh
A T T A C K
T
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>you can throw weapons
>and then pick them up with the magnet power and smack it around
Why is boobies being so passive aggressive mean to the girl playing?
>>341307748
shits and gigs
>>341307889
>>341307819
Sure we wouldn't see the actual places here, but there haven't been any Rupee drops or any found in chests at all.
holy fuck that damage
>Not fighting the last boss by bashing your weapons into him via magnet
>Can throw weapons
>Can use magnets to pick it up and beat people with it
Link is now Magneto
So do you think this game will have the MegaMilkHammer?
>HIYA HIYA
Fuck my heart.
>>341308029
Only Nintendo would put this level of polish in their games.
We magneto nao
>magnetically throwing your greatsword
How did Zelda suddenly become so cuhrazy?
>>341308078
She seems like a huge bitch
>that magnesis weapon attack
That was so cool.
>faggot cutting megamilk and qt mom from their game time
>Music is back
that audrey moan at the end
who is this qt
>It's been like an hour
>No anons christening photos of Audrey yet
Disappointing
>AAAHHHH TTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK
Chiko a cute
Audrey a hot
>you can jump over enemies while standing on your shield
>you can throw weapons and pick them up with magnets to smack enemies around
Stylish.
>>341308078
Because women with big tits are generally cunts.
Fucking magnet slash, damn Chiko
Also that somersault-shield-board landing to cut-up
Who are you?
>>341308103
>any Rupee drops or any found in chests at all.
Well it's a change in direction so who knows.
I can't imagine them scrapping rupees though.
Their just having too much fun. I want it right now god dammit. Right NAOW!
Seriously tho, the waiting music is really growing on me.
Quite funny at the end there. They didn't even give a fuck about the end of the segment and were just still having fun playing on.
I fucking love this waiting music
Can Audrey just free her boobs please?
I need to see them FUCK
>throws a fucking CLAYMORE right into the guardians face.
This is so fucking METAL right now holy shit.
>>341308261
Me.
I cannot find a schedule that tells anything resembling the truth. When is the squeenix presentation?
>>341308249
>tfw I heard that as well
fucking noice
>people saying this zelda was easy
>the guardian almost one shotting link
holy shit
>>341308078
>>341308187
>cant handle the bants
desu this extended coverage hurt the game more than it helps.
that initial trailer was hype, but running back and forth through the starting area is getting old quick
>>341308242
>Audrey and Chiko still going on about the game while the guy tries to actually host the stream
Shit like this is what makes me love Treehouse. Really makes it seem like they're really enjoying the games.
>>341307420
what how
Nintendo is saving this e3. Game looks really good, tits look even better
what a day
Is there a place I can watch the prerecorded stuff from Nintendo? I missed it and everywhere just links me to the current livestream.
>>341308078
She's jelly. All women are jelly of each other.
i honestly pretty damn impressed
now if only they announce release date along with the nx when e3 about to end
>>341308261
Me.
>>341308078
tits was just being a lifeless, vapid shit the whole time she was playing
chiko seems like she's actually a fan of zelda and is being interesting. tits don't like when other girls look smarter than her, hence the tits.
>>341308242
>>341308450
>I'm forced to watch this
Guys do we know if they'll show the first dungeon at all?
I really want a sneak peak of a dungeon in this game.
>>341308242
>>341308103
Link mined some ore and the description says that they sell for a high price. Rupees are in.
>drawn on eyebrows
BLACKED
>the music is back
>>341308432
i think he would have been 1 shotted if that was a nude run
>>341307668
THey wanted to avoid the towns because it would show spoilers they said
>>341308470
When the livestream is over you'll be able to see everything it streamed.
Every Treehouse break is a dance break
>amiibo shit
>disappointed at the start, thought the game looked lacklustre
>only expected to stomach about an hour or so
>3 hours later I still can't stop watching
>hyped
https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/14/the-new-zelda-game-will-give-us-the-first-flexible-amiibo/
>The next Legend of Zelda game is introducing big changes to the series. It features a big, open world. Our hero can jump, climb and cook. For the first time in 30 years, Link actually changed his shirt -- but it's changing more than the gameplay of one franchise. It's also changing Nintendo's toys-to-life figures: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's toy series will feature the first Amiibo with moving parts.
>Nintendo says three figures will launch with the game -- an Amiibo featuring Link using a bow, one with the hero on horseback and a third of a "Guardian," the large spider-like creature we saw in the game's 2014 teaser trailer. That last one is the flexible toy, presumably offering limited movement in the guardian's tendrils. The Wolf Link Amiibo that shipped with The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD will be compatible with the new game too, and will summon Wolf Link to help the player in battle. If you played Twilight Princess on the same console, it'll even import your character's health stats. Neat!
>Those figures won't be available until the game hits stores early next year -- but collectors can look forward to a new line of Super Mario Amiibo, with figures for Daisy, Boo, Diddy Kong and more.
>>341308261
he is the resident sperg with THAT LAUGH and constant backseat playing
>have to go to work in one hour
>they still haven't shown a dungeon
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>341308242
>>341308450
then dont watch it retard
i find it pretty comfy
Time to fap intermission.
>>341308756
>The next Legend of Zelda game is introducing big changes to the series. It features a big, open world. Our hero can jump, climb and cook. For the first time in 30 years, Link actually changed his shirt
Fucking journos, he changed his shirt in WW.
Ok who's got their runs outfitted?
Nude link, skeleton arm is my confirmed day 1 run.
>>341308823
Why are animes so bad at dancing
Alternative comfy waiting music.
P-Please accept it, Anon-kun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYFeNWv29Q
>sarah silverman with fake tits
>/v/ goes apeshit over her
jesus christ are these the same turbo betas who fap to anita and her jew nose?
>>341307162
what's her name? does she have instagram?
>>341308823
i want to sniff her panties.
>>341308242
>>341308876
>expecting "gaming journalist" to know shit about gaming
I love this break music.
dance party
>>341308242
>>341308432
>Takes 5 seconds to fire
>Can't kill you in one shot leaves you with half a heart
>>341308470
youtube stream let's you rewind
>>341308571
Good analysis!
alternatevidya. chatango. com/
come casually shitpost
>>341307162
who
>All the retards screaming about "hurr ONE game" and other "SONY WON SONY WON" suddenly disappeared as they show how fucking awesome the game is
>>341308914
Freeza is not
Holy shit nintendo what the fuck are you doing? I expected nothing from you yet I am still disappointed. Absolutely unacceptable
>>341308242
>you can smack a skeleton around with its own arm and then proceed to snowboard down the mountain on your shield shooting fire arrows at some houses burning then down before jumping over some enemies while still boarding on your shield and then throwing your zweihander at an enemy before smacking your weapon into it using your tablet's magnetic powers
>i love you md
... i... i love you too....
>>341308914
>animes
Get out.
this music reminds me of paper mario
>>341308969
yes /v/ingin fap to any female that play games
>>341309027
true, but that was 4 extra gold hearts with clothes
if you were nude i think you would have die
>>341308969
I'd like to be called an alpha beta, thank you very much.
>>341308693
>>341309045
Thanks. Was the prerecorded stuff like a Nintendo direct or different?
DO BOP DOOP BOP
>>341309027
No, she had half a heart in the first short.
On the second second when she took some damage before hand she had 1/4 heart left.
>post yfw new Zelda went full Fashion Souls
AMIIBO TIME
>>341308242
>Bill and Chiko are going to be wasted on amiibo
>>341307780
Next you will tell me that the expression:
>Suck my dick while I fuck your ass
Is also impossible
I just got home from college, missed Nintendo conference unfortunately. But why do I only see news about the new Zelda? Didn't they announce other games? Or the NX?
>Roommate ruins your fap to Audrey
That FFXV trailer was pretty good. I hope this game will get a good antagonist.
Bosses look great, I love the atmosphere of locations and their design.
Too bad gameplay looks clunky as fuck.
>>341309120
kek is this from the new Dragon Ball?
>amoeba figurines required
absolute trash
>>341308886
>Not nude/fist only
>>341309175
I did it on purpose as a joke, be less of a faggot please.
Bill?
BILL?!
>>341309358
nope
>>341309365
iktfb
>no Audrey
what happened?
>>341309358
Tomorrow.
Today looks like it's going to be 100% Zelda.
>you summon wolf link
WHAT THE FUCK
>amiibos
>>341307162
>to the Wii U version of the game
NOW this is MGSV.
>amiibos already
SICK DOG BUDDY
>>341309454
Nah, it's from a japanese ad. New dragonball has way worse animations than that.
>>341308261
Looks some kind of degenerate half-breed.
>Wolf link as a partner character
Cool.
D-Dog confirmed
>Link and Wolf Link working together
THIS GOES TOO DEEP
>Wolf Link companion
Y E S
why is the framerate so bad
>no partners
that sounds wonderful
>>341309257
Got hit without gold hearts and didn't die
can Link mount Link?
>>341309542
What do you mean? Will Nintendo do 2 conferences?
>>341307162
Everyone join this comfy music room. We streaming e3 conferences with comfy music inbetween, and a chat.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/comfy-vidya-games
>summoning an alternate version of yourself to fight with you
That's fucking radical.
>don't summon Midna
how does this make any fucking sense
>2 links
>>341309329
>You'll never have memes like this on the Wii U
Feels bad
Physical DLC to cheese through the game is a thing now
>>341309801
only audrey is allowed to ask such lewd questions
>TPP Link is from a different timeline
Nintendo truly gives 0 fucks about continuity in this seriesand I'm glad.
>>341309810
Yep.
>>341309604
Can we flash some RFID tags and spoof the amoeba reader? I sure as fuck am not buying grade school figurines.
Is this the first game with 2 different versions of Link in-game?
Also i'm so fucking glad they got rid of hand-holding partners
>>341309758
It's the stream, if you watch the released trailer it's around 30fps.
>>341309810
2 days of streaming.
where is mother 3
>>341309869
Yeah thats literally P2W. This could have been a game mechanic to tame a wolf or pet, but no you got to get the fucking amiibo
WOLF LINK/LINK BEAST LEWD WHEN
>>341309841
timeline sheningans
>>341309819
>not zelda
why would I
>no partner in this game so they could shill amiibos
Th-Thanks, Nintendo...
>>341309841
every game has a different link tbqh
>>341309840
This, nobody gives a fuck about Wolf Link. Everyone knows that's really a Midna amiibo.
>>341309840
I've probably dumped like 5 gallons of jizz to that ass by now.post more
too bad the companion ai is garbage
>>341309915
deffo
>>341309120
the death beams get me every time
>>341309923
Twilight Princess
Four Swords/Adventures
Triforce Heroes
CAMERAMAN IS SHIT WTF SHOW US THE AMIIBO
>Awesome feature locked behind Amiibo
fug
D-Dog confirmed
>You can actually headshot with the bow
Sweet!
>>341309983
It's only P2W if you suck too bad to beat the game normally. Otherwise you're just making things easier for yourself, and why would you want to do that?
>>341310061
that doesn't change the fact you're bringing in a character from a completely different fucking time.
Why is it called "Wolf Link"? It's not Link, right? It's a separate wolf partner?
WHATS IN THE CHEST!?
>>341309894
or same timeline over thousand years later
>>341309905
>>341309962
Nice, that sounds cool.
Will ganon be a partner if you tap his amiibo
>>341310174
You could since Twilight Princess.
>tfw I'm gonna use wolf link just to not feel alone
this game looks so empty, it's depressing
TRUST NO ONE NOT EVEN YOURSELF
>>341310223
Because you used the Wolf link amiibo to summon him.
>>341310206
its amiibo magic i aint gotta explain shit
BRING
BACK
THE
DEKU
>>341310156
>implying that's a dog
NUDE RUNS ARE A THING NOW, YEEEEEES
CANT WAIT FOR GDQ2018
>>341310223
It's literally TP Link transformed into a Wolf.
>>341310223
It's Link. Timeline distorsion and shit.
>>341309495
>>341310268
No, Breath of the Wilds is definitely in the WW timeline.
>>341310206
We Dark Souls now. Time is convoluted in Hyrule, summoning Phantom Wolf Link to your world.
>>341310046
More importantly
>No waifu like Midna or Fi
This game is pure fujobait
>Link is the biggest twink he's ever been
>The game is like skyrim
>Iphone with apps
wolf link looks so damn cute!....also he's surprisingly big.
>PHYSICAL DLC WITH RL TIMER RESTRAINTS
LOL
O
L
>"so in this Wii U version..."
Am I the only one that caught up on that? That implies there will be a NX version too.
>cooldown of 24 hours for wolf link
wut?
>>341310223
Amiibo magic din't gotta explain shit
chiko definitely takes the knot
when will this shit start?
>>341310542
Well, he's really just a side bonus to make the game a bit easier.
I hope they refine the partner AI
>>341310361
>implying fucking D-Dog is a dog.
>>341307608
But who is she lads just tell me
>>341310252
I want to put my dick in her chest
>>341310383
>>341310392
So there are two Links in this game? The TP Link has come to meet this Link? What?
>>341310516
he was big as hell in TP, plus wolves are a lot bigger than dogs, as huey once pointed out
>>341310550
>That implies there will be a NX version too.
no fucking shit anon
in fact it was delayed because of the NX version
>>341308962
I love you anon. Bossa Nova is underrated.
>>341310550
everybody knows there will be an NX version
EVERYBODY
reggie said it
I wish they'd just drop this amiibo shit already.
>all this content I won't be able to use
t-thanks nintendo
>24 hour cooldown
WE FREMIUM NOW
Can't wait for "pay 1.99 to revive wolf link now!"
what kind of name is chico?
>>341310542
> add him, people complain about p2w shit
> limit the time , people complain about the time limit
>>341310653
audrey drake
