Continued casual Nintendo Treehouse discussion.
She's game to Blow...
Previous thread >>341301340
The tits though
im game to blow, my load! XD
Chiko a qt
Chico is best girl
I'M GONNA MARRY AUDREY
I fucking hate chico holy shit
tfw this game looks better than i could have ever hoped
>Still no in-game waifus
Show us some cute female NPCs already
>>341304956
First for big jewbs
The game is shit, but those fucking tits, man.
>>341305214
You have shit taste
So, what's the verdict?
As of right now I'm legitimately beyond hype for this game. I wish I could play it right now.
This is hands down the best game of E3, by far.
I'm so glad guys. Not even joking. I'm so fucking glad the new Zelda looks like it might be a 10/10
REMINDER - THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
>Audrey and Chico
CUTENESS OVERLOAD
ABORT
ABORT
>>341304956
ALL THIS CHANGE
NO NEW ANTAGONIST
FAR CRY ZELDA
STILL GANON
FUCK
The only issue with treehouse is now we've seen a lot of both games and I want them, but I don't want to see more of them.
I wish they'd segment into a surprise NX reveal but that's not gonna happen.
Does Chico have a twitter?
>100+ Monks were buried alive in shrines to await the hero being ressurected.
>moblin takes off almost 3 hearts
Off the topic of tits for a second the game looks good, im optimistic
Wow, those Bokoblins can actually deal some damage with their fire weapons.
>>341305225
feels good man
Chico vs Audrey
Who wins
>>341305182
no that's impossible
since I'm going to marry audrey
>>341304956
I'm glad they listened to fan complaints about previous zeldas. So what's paper mario's excuse?
lol there big tits on the stream lol xD :/
>charge attacks with a blue shine
We Bloodborne now.
when does the stream end?
Ok girls but if we are discussing combat now I want M2K there to talk about recovery lag and frame data
>>341304956
What's with the arm gloves
>>341305276
>shit at videogames
>annoying as fuck accent
>not tits
nah she's pump and dump tier at best
>I like the meat
Chico? More like CHINKo
>I like the meat
>>341305302
The obscene things I'd do to Link
>I LIKE THE MEAT
CHICO BEST GIRL
>game literally has spirit hearts
BRAVO EDMUND
Who gonna go through the whole game with just spears here?
CHICO LIKES THE MEAT
>No wagglin
>Have to pull up menu, no second screen shit
Thank christ
Hopefully this means the NX will be devoid of any of that shit
>everything we've seen so far is only a portion of the smallest area of the game
>mfw
>>341305281
Take the dick out of your mouth and really look at it, the game is shit.
>link has a sheikah slab
>sheikah emblem is an eye
>it downloads apps from shrines
>link has an eyepad
>>341305182
THOSE TITTIES
chico seems like such a selfish and dominant bitch.
>>341305384
id fuck audrey and marry chico desu
>>341305426
she decided to become Hannah Minx
>>341305297
>FAR CRY
Try Dragon's Dogma.Which is a good thing.
>>341305407
Miyamoto
>>341305480
RIGHT HERE SPEAR BRO!
Chiko just wants to watch the world burn
>>341305182
>>341305386
She's married
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LIKE THE MEAT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
IT'S HIP
>>341304956
So they're really only gonna show women playing?
This is the worst.
>>341305297
>Wanting a new villain meme
>>341305480
you know what I want.
post it
>>341305281
I feel the same way. Feels like they're getting everything they tried with SS and ALBW right while also expanding in all directions.
>>341304956
I wanna drug them all and put it in their pooper
NINTENDO WINS BEST HOST AWARD
>shoots down bees
>uses a fucking claymore to attack them
METAL AS FUCK
>>341305513
Literally nothing about it looks shit. It loopks amazing in every aspect.
Leave.
So, is this a survival game
>>341305302
He totally looks like a chick right there, right? i cant be the only one who sees some boobs there
>>341305616
hi gamergate
>that huge ass sword
>There is people on this thread that wont do a full run with axes only
Dissgusting
>>341305554tfw you never see her again
Where's my boyfriend?
>>341305302
Can someone loop the first animation so I can play it an imagine Twink with a vibrator up his ass.
>>341305281
Looks super awesome. Surprised they recovered so hard after Skyward Sword.
>>341305407
what do you mean by fan complaints?
>>341305513
>over-analyze this game until you think it's shit
/v/ personified
>walking simulator the game
This grass makes my dick hard
>>341305616
They know how to get people to watch
>>341305595
amazing funpost
Chiko is waifu tier.
>Look!
>You can take this stick, light it on fire and ten burn stuff!
WE COULD DO IT IN 1998
THIS IS NOT REVOLUTIONARY
FUCK
axes > spears > swords > clubs
>>341305730
He left Nintendo earlier in the year, anon. It's sad
>not playing with skeleton's arm only
>microsoft/sony stick to trailers and bullshots
>nintendo gives us full fucking hour of gameplay
when will they learn
>>341305730
I believe he left Nintendo a few months ago
>>341305517
This is pretty clever, I hope it's intentional.
>>341305494
Wait, still? That portion wasn't just for Bill Trinen's demo?
Holy fucking shit, this game is blowing my mind
>>341305730
He's no longer at the Treehouse
>>341305730
He left earlier this year.
>>341305505
Thanks anon. I missed it.
We Metal Gear Solid now
>>341305698
no, you're just gay
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREASTS OF THE WILD
>>341305730
hes undergoing HRT and breat surgery so he can compete with the girls next year
>>341305887
Why'd he go?
Metal Gear af
>>341305281
Like the openness and the look of the entire thing. But why for fucks sake are they keeping the stamina system and even the constant reminders of how to use items when you pick anything up? it's like ok, no forced motion shit, but they still didn't really learn from Skyward Sword.
>>341305480
What weapons do you want to see? Right now we have
>Swords
>Blunt Weapons
>Axes
>Pole Arms
>Bows
>Shields
There'd better be fist weapons. All the utility items are gonna be runes now so we can finally have claw fists.
>>341305281
We can finally put based OoT behind. This finally feels like a natural evolution.
>>341305898
>microsoft/sony have a conference
>nintendo just has a chill stream
>>341305653
Yes, only with actual content. They aren't showing anything story related so its just sandbox for today.
Have miyamoto/anonuma been in any streams yet?
>>341305730
anon... ;_;
>>341305534
Seems to me that you're a sissy bitch.
GREAT
SWORD
>>341305648
>It loopks amazing in every aspect.
>shit combat
>shit inventory system
>weapon durability
Uh huh.
>>341305760
>don't analyze the game at all and it will never look like shit
Good drone. Wouldn't wanna perform any critical thinking.
Lel. It's like they said they wanted someone competent to play the game so they brought the azn in. Then they figured people were staying for the tits so they left that girl for commentary.
fucking kek
>>341305796
>Anon doesn't know what a walking simulator is: the shitpost based on the acclaimed story of one faggot's inability to understand simple videogame archetypes
Dude she just did the MGS3 beehive trick
>>341305984
Don't know, New opportunity elsewhere
>>341305430
>fuck her so silly that she begs for it in her native tongue
>/a/ now love 3DPD
What happened?
>>341305730
>>341305887
>>341305905
;_;7
https://twitter.com/CountLePants/status/742743981646172162
>>341305875
spears > swords > axes > clubs
>>341305505
"fuck yes"
>>341305954
Witnessed.
>>341306017
Anonuma was in the first one
>>341305505
Link iscute!CUTE!
>you can hide in the grass
BEES
BEEEEES
You want to fuck the bee?
>>341305929
Yes, we are still in the plateau. This game is going to be huge.
>>341306067
topkek
>>341305494
>>341305929
It was just for that portion, they left the plateau a while ago.
The Honey Bee
>>341306054
>Talks about analyzing.
>Just calls everything shit.
>>341306017
Aonuma was on the treehouse in the beginning showing off the demo
>>341305637
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3014233
>>341306101
>wanting to put your dick anywhere near that disgusting sack of foreign garbage
>>341305494
>>341305929
>>341306176
This is XCX tier
What if Nintendo got Audrey on purpose to attract all these virgin losers? It's like Nintendo learning from female twitch streamers.
>>341305875
Greatswords > everything else
Also the plate armor seen in the trailer makes my dick way too hard.
This feels more inspired by Zelda 1 and ALTTP than OOT.
Thank fuck.
>>341306054
imagine being such a shill you actually posted "shit inventory system"
at least you get 1/120 of a cent for that post
>>341305929
Did you saw the damn ingame map?
Shit going be hueg, also monolith helped with the game. Expect something big like planet mira.
>>341305730
>>341305954
>>341306017
Aonuma was in the start of the Zelda stream. he left so the fuckholes can entice us.
http://nintendo.e3press.com
http://nintendo.e3press.com/Event
currently downloading artwork and shit from Zelda, 537MB
that's quite a lot
>>341305796
wrong thread anon, you were meant to post in the sony thread
>two-handers are a regular weapon type now
FUCK.
YES.
>>341306245
they literally haven't left it and won't
>>341306008
HAMMERS
>>341306054
I am analyzing. Im watching the stream.
You watched it for 5 minutes max then decided you hated it and began shitposting
>>341306243
/a/=/v/
>skeleton heads can swap to new bodies
the nightmare never ends
>>341306126
>axes that low
>not wanting to take an shielded enemy down with one perfectly placed stroke
Literally git gud
THE LEAKER GOT CAUGHT
DREAM'S OVER
>>341306338
I see my drawing in there.
>>341306326
You mean just Zelda 1. ALTTP was not that open.
So
>"Bo-COB-lin
anyone else been mispronouncing this the whole time apparently?
so death mountain when?
it's in the background and distracting me
This game looks too empty.
It feels like there should be more animals, birds, insects/butterflies.
>>341304956
Dem tiddies man, dem tits
>spooky arm still moving
That's pretty cool.
>arm trying to grab Link's ass
WEW
E
W
FRAUD
Is /v/ capable of nuanced feeling? Me, personally? No. This is either the greatest thing ever or the worst thing ever and I don't know where to stand
>>341306008
>Chain weapons
Fuck Audrey, who the other girl?
>>341306451
what leaker?
I want to
FUCK
that Audrey girl right in the TITS
GODDAMN
>>341305505
>>341306386
What's the pass this year?
>Skeleton arm trying to cop a feel when holstered
keked
>>341306543
shopped
>>341306451
RIP
>>341306415
not that guy but seriously try harder. combat looks easy as fuck and there is NOTHING but random ledges with shit item chests. this is def the beginning but man there's nothing here yet
>>341305616
We had Bill play before. He was fun. He just blew shit up like it was nothing.
>holding hands with skellebros
LEWD
>>341306338
Too bad the censorship shit didn't come out earlier so we could have avoided this cringefest.
>>341306465
I've always thought it was "boh-coh-blin" with no particular stress.
>>341304956
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91Nov4Uj
>arm grabbing dat ass
thank you Nintendo
I've noticed that the Stamina circles seems to varies with how quick it drains, but I've noticed it going down at least slow than the one in SS.
>puts wiggly arm on back
>it's reaching around his ass
>chico: like trying to...
>*audrey looks at her*
>chico: y'know
What do you guys think about the new Zelda? I'm not feeling it tbqh.
>>341306598
dude
look at the picture
>>341306552
Chiko
>>341306545
I am very capable of it. That said, this game legitimately looks flat out amazing. I love everything I've seen so far.
Am I not allowed to feel like this about at least one game at e3?
>>341306386
password?
>>341306552
Chico the hero treehouse deserves
>>341306507
Never they are only sticking to the one section of the world
>>341305297
Ganon is fine for as long as they ignore Ganondorf.
buttgrab skelly
>>341306335
>monolith helped with the game
ANON STOP, MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>>341306717
Looks pretty great
>>341306598
are you blind or just retarded?
>>341306717
looks like a kid version of shadows of mordor
empty as fuck.
>>341305302
>Link after being left in a room with Treehouse girls.
>that clipping through the wall
oh come on
>>341306386
>it actually works
>only 7 games
Kinda dissapointed that they removed real time menus from skyward sword. It's too easy when you can switch weapons AND HEAL during combat.
>>341306306
She's actually very good at presenting though. She's adept at the game, displays knowledge, and if you pay attention, she slyly sprinkles in reassuring factoids throughout. Like how the dungeons will get more complicated, and how there are more enemies to be seen in other areas. She addresses people's concerns in a nice way.
>>341306717
I'm feeling it
comfy with nice mechanics
>>341306597
I'm glad the zelda webm shows this. Look at how much smoother the animations are. In fact there pretty much aren't animations in TW3. He's just sliding.
>>341306509
Well, I mean, it's still like a 9 months out and we have no clue how old this build is.
We know we'll have horses and deer and stuff wandering in the final game, maybe they just took them out of the demo for whatever reason.
They might polish up that sort of thing later.
HES USING A SKELETON ARM AS A WEAPON
WAAAATTT
Fuck why did the mods delete the sticky? I don't know where to chill at now?
>>341306451
He found out the demo was 16 gigs though
>post ANELE
>get banned
>>341306562
some guy allegedly tried to download the demo from the showroom to dump it later
it was probably all bullshit though
>>341305297
>NO NEW ANTAGONIST
says who? the ancient dried up mummy who was made to protect the world from ganon IN THE PAST?
So when/how was Ganon confirmed? I keep seeing it mentioned but I must have missed it.
>bomb
NICE BALANCED LMAO
Fuck your house!
>I just had the stage flight, oh well.
my heart
>>341306867
Need a hand?
>>341306597
I for one welcome this new sliding trend in open world games
>>341306810
you mean the explosion? yeah that was pretty jarring
>>341306717
I'm feeling it but I sort of wanna see a town or village.
What they've shown us is fun but I wanna see more than just link.
2017 GOTY
>STAGE FLIGHT
why is she so shit
>>341306717
Looks 100% amazing
Nintendo won for me
The broadsword says that it was used by the soldiers that ONCE defended hyrule castle.
ONCE DEFENDED
No Castle town.
Why are they letting that obnoxious asian bitch play? Fuck she's annoying
>>341306670
Same here, man.
Apparently I've been mispronouncing "Hylian," and "Lake Hylia," this whole time too.
Fuckin' Nintendo games with no voice acting up until now...
>>341306914
Attention whores always say bullshit like that.
>>341306451
FUCK
>Be Mokoblin
>Hear arrows flying above
>Then start hearing angry yelling
>It's the Hero!
>What's he saying?
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
This game looks fucking awful.
>Audrey has been... satisfied
>>341306717
I love everything expect the world, it seems empty. They did say that they'd avoid story elements and characters, but it seems like there's literally nothing to find. Reminds me of WW.
>>341305505
sold
>>341306924
Someone in a shrine mentioned him
Wow titty monster @_@
>>341306754
hahaha fucking wat I MEAN OH MY GOD why dont you take the dick out of your teethe omfg you are LITERALLY FUCKING AUTISTIC lmao
>>341305281
Looks fucking great
Its too far away, fucking 2017
HURRY UP
![stdin_snapshot_03.06.32_[2016.06.14_13.48.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/75Ky0Ds.jpg "stdin_snapshot_03.06.32_[2016.06.14_13.48.54].png")
bussoms aside this looks really solid, i didnt think modern nintendo was capable of not fucking up
>>341306924
one of the shrine dude mentioned the challenge being made for those how would want to challenge Ganon
HORY SHEEET ITS HIROSHIMA ARROW
Those are big
Guys I slept through the conference
Can someone give me an update of what was announced besides Zelda?
>>341306742
I see...
>>341306924
they implied that the old man from the beginning of the gameplay was Ganon
>>341306004
>even the constant reminders of how to use items when you pick anything up
They did actually confirm that it only happens the very first time you pick something up. So it's probably not going to be like Skyward Sword where it happened every time you picked up collectables in a new session.
And even then, the notifications are a lot faster this time which I appreciate.
jesus these items are OP af
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ALL OF THEM AND BREED THEM TO MAKE A NINTENDO FAMILY
Chico is a blessing
She is LITERALLY the best member of treehouse
>>341306924
In an earlier Temple, a monk metioned Ganon.
dem particles tho
Dang the explosions and fire look good
>reward for taking out a bunch of bokoblins is 10 arrows
Is this shit random or something? I know there was that sword but the chest should have had something decent.
CHICO IS CUTE
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can you sell shit too merchants?
Audrey saying "Fireworks" is soo cute
>>341307082
Fucking amazing
the explosions look really neat
>>341307041
this is probably the least empty world a zelda game has ever been. i dont know what you want
>oh there's apple
so why is /v/ so hype? this looks like an ubishit open world game
>just kills everyone with bombs or barrels in one hit
Really exciting stuff.
