NO FEMALE LINK CONFIRMED
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/why-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-wont-have-a-female-he/1100-6440862/
THANK YOU BASED ANOUMA
Link is already a mute girly twink.
Just pretend he is a girl if that's what you want. He may as well be.
So the girl we saw was Zelda?
So can we play as Zelda?
>>341301134
If they ever decide to make a female main character instead of making LInk female they would just make Zelda the main character
It's 2016. Why the fuck are Nintendo still being such misogynists?
ugh............ why can't these sexist pigs completely redesign a classic iconic figure for no reason other than my whining???
>>341300671
Since Link is a different person each game, I honestly wouldn't mind a female link. He's already girly as fuck anyway.
>>341300671
Based Anouma made the best decision of his life
>>341303010
He wakes up in an alien pod, which could mean he's a Link from the past. He's not a different Link this time. Which might make sense why the voice actually says "Link".
>>341303383
I don't say he SHOULD be one this time, or that he should be one period. I'm just saying I'm not against the idea and of all the series I like, Zelda switching to a female protagonist would probably bug me the least. .
Thank fuck I've always thought that a playable Zelda would be so much better than female Link.
Gender slider for NX version?
>>341304607
>gender slider
we need WWIII
>>341304363
Aonuma doesn't want playable Zelda either as that also takes away the identity and something to do with the balance of the Triforce.
>>341304607
>Gender slider
Always makes me laugh.
>>341300671
he doesn't outright deconfirm it. it's very possible they can go back and add it since the idea has been brought up
>>341304607
>>341304607
good old neogaf with the 100% serious shitposting
>>341304883
Ah, yes, the "identity" of the no-personality blank slate reincarnation that is nothing but a silent protagonist for the player to project on. That stalwart inimitable identity. Fuck off with pithy excuses, just admit you fuckers are literally afraid of the thought of a female Link
>>341300671
What about having a female Link who is in a gay relationship with Zelda
We did it!
>>341300671
Somebody post the screencap of that "girl's" prayer every night.
That's disappointing.
>>341305369
No you fuck off, Aonuma has spoken and he's thrown out the idea of female Link or even playable Zelda ever happening. Link is also called by name now, he is no longer a blank slate.
>>341305419
What about a Link who is in a gay relationship with Prince Zelda?
>>341305419
Yuri was literally the only reason I wanted a girl Link
>>341304607
I can't even tell if this is being ironic.
>>341305419
What about having a black Link who is in an interracial relationship with Zelda
>>341306218
Sweden please go
>>341305836
All I hear is "KEEP COOTIES OUT OF MY ZELDA!"
>>341304607
>these people exist
>>341306218
This would be cute
Why doesn't Link just respect the cultural paradigm of Ganon and the Gerudo people? Why does he always have to impress his morality on others?
There is no justifiable reason why a non-human pangender Hispanic Link shouldn't be on a journey to save xis open-relationship partner Princess Ganon from the evil white cislord Zelda.
>>341305369
its the same with Link what the fuck does having a female Link do to the game, the gameplay? Afraid? no puzzled and bewildered that a established character could be changed. Trying not to pull off the What if Mario had gender options or how about we make Samus a man, its like Why? why not make a new game instead or improve the game itself rather to pander to the lowest common denominator.
>>341300671
Here it comes
>>341306390
Ok he took the bait
>>341306735
Lara Croft would now like to be referred to as Laurence Croft.
>It's simpler to have Zelda
He's completely right.
based aonuma
>one of the links is clearly female in the artwork guys!!
toppest of keks
>>341305369
Throughout the past 30 years, Link has been male.
It's not about how much of a blank-slate Link is. Hell, the blank slate idea hasn't been too relevant since he's started showing more personality in Wind Waker onward. Hell, he's literally called Link now, so the name angle is pretty much gone, too. It doesn't matter, though, because he's still one of the most recognizable heroes in gaming.
It's understandable why Aonuma would say the simplest method would be making Zelda herself playable. It has the potential to keep both archetypes the way they are. Link is still Link and Zelda is still Zelda. Making Zelda a man or Link a woman would change their design and character, no matter how much of a blank slate they may have been before.
They could easily make Mario have a long-lost sister that can play the same way as he does, but that doesn't suddenly mean it's a good idea.
>>341306735
>What if Mario had gender options
This doesn't work because Mario isn't a blank slate player avatar and is a single character across the entire series.
>>341307512
They have voice actors calling Link by his name in the new game it seems. So it looks like Link is going to be an actual character in this game.
>>341307512
and Link is? he's been the same character for the longest wearing the same clothes fuck that timeline bullshit, he's literally the same character in the game and Mario they're "blank" slates.
>>341307435
This senpai
>>341308178
No Link is not the same character every game. And, in fact, is explicitly different characters.
>>341307435
>Throughout the past 30 years, Link has been male.
Just because something's been the same for a while doesn't mean it's a good idea or not something to change.
I "like" how they are forced to justify themselves to these harpies
>>341307873
The new Link will probably have the same amount of character as the past few Links aka everything will be done through body movement and expressions.
It's lame that he backs away from Zelda even though he points out they'd rather do that because "duh what is Link gonna do?"
That shit doesn't fucking matter when Ganon has nothing to do, if you aren't going to stick to the strict Tri-force formula by dropping Ganon to the sidelines then what's the point of the "oh we can't do that because Tri-force" shtick?
>>341308579
And just because you can change something doesn't mean you should.
If your life is so fucking awful you need a longtime video game character to do a gender swap just so you have something to grasp onto in the world you need to seriously seek a cliff.
>>341306489
Of course they do. And they're seeping out of the internet into real life.
>>341308396
Dude, he's still Link, reincarnation or not he's had the same look for years. He's been the same "Character'' for years.
>>341308784
And if the idea of a non character being portrayed as something other then a boy gets you so upset I think you need to seek help.
>>341306831
>Mad about something that was never gonna happen
It would be simpler to make zelda the main character? Really? I mean from a lore perspective yeah, but unless you want to have zelda weilding swords and bombs and climbing around and shit, they'd have to create a whole new gameplay style, which seems more complicated than putting a pink bow on link's character model
>>341308975
You do realize that there's nothing stopping a character "reincarnating" as a different gender, so this is a non argument.
>>341308993
>lol u mad? xD
It doesn't get me upset at all, but thanks, nice rebuttal.
>>341308579
If it's not broke don't fix it it, better yet there's nothing to fix or change that isn't aesthetic wise.
>>341309179
>he still going
Dude, just stop. You're just embarrassing yourself
>>341309179
They also don't have to change the character's sex either.
>>341309179
Not what i'm arguing, what I was arguing was that Mario is a "Blank slate" character like Link or Samus, you can change their sex and it wouldn't change the gameplay at all.
>>341309179
Other than the fact that Nintendo considers that all "Links" are male.
>>341309504
Why should I?
I'm right.
>>341309179
Maybe the spirit of the hero of time doesn't want to be a woman? How about that? Are you implying he doesn't have the right to choose his own sex?
>>341309179
According to the manga in Hyrule Historia, Link is literally one person who continues to be reborn. There is absolutely no reason to change the sex of an iconic character. Everything doesn't need to be multiple choice. And Link has been developing more of a personality for years now. This will likely continue with Breath of the Wild. Link is a male. Give up.
>>341309179
Doesn't the legend specifically state "a boy clad in green?"
I really don't care in case you plan on spergging out on me, but just saying it is kind of a lore obstacle.
>>341307512
Link hasn't been a blank slate since Wind Waker.
A blank slate character would imply that you could play the game giving zero fucks about your sister. In Twilight Princess Link is highly implied to have romantic feelings for Ilia and fuck that when Ashei, Telma, and Midna exist. And a heavy focus in Skyward Sword is on the friendship Link has with Zelda.
It's not like Link being given a female option isn't appealing. It's super appealing. That's why people want it.
People just need to remember that if the developer doesn't want to do it, that doesn't suddenly mean they're super misogynists who can't see the world for what it could TRULY be. It just means they have their own ideas of what their franchise should be. They don't want female Link yet, so let them do what they want.
>>341309847
That's arbitary though, there's no reason they have to think that. Their "explanation" is after the fact justification.
They probably never even considered a female Link, so when people started asking about it they had to make up a reason beyond that./
But what if Zelda was a girl?
>>341309885
It's a fictional character, it has no choices to make.
>>341310139
They don't need a reason to think that. They think that and that's enough justification.
Why do they have to justify their beliefs?
>>341309856
Stop with this shitty bait. I know people on /v/ will fall for it, but you'll get much more genuine reactions on other sites.
>>341310310
Wow, that's really insensitive, check your reality privileges, fictional characters deserve respect.
>>341310310
The owners of the fictional character decided to keep said fictional character male. It's their property and their right to do with it as they choose. You people are relentless.
>>341310650
It's not bait.
I'm stating genuine facts. I know that "facts" and "reality' trigger /v/, but that's not my fault
.>>341310538
They don't. But once they say things people have a right to respond to it and criticize it.
If they had just said "We don't want to make a female Link" it would actually be better because at least it would be honest.
>>341310567
>American Kirby face
>>341311173
>genuine facts
Facts about reincarnation?
There is nothing wrong or strange about telling a company that you think that it would be cool if they changed or allowed you to change something about a character but whining about them not doing it makes you sound like an entitled crybaby.
>>341311210
>handholding
DELETE
>>341311173
>If they had just said "We don't want to make a female Link" it would actually be better because at least it would be honest.
They did say that, and they told you the route they would take should they decide to make a LoZ game with a female protagonist. What exactly do you want from them because they've given you this and you aren't content
>>341304854
>>341304932
>>341306489
One of /v/'s favorite games has a gender slider though.
>>341311324
Facts about writing fiction you idiot.
"Reincarnation" doesn't exist. So you can make up any rule you want about it.
>>341300671
based Aonuma i take back most what I said about him
>>341311590
and that would be?
Isn't half the Zelda fanbase women who are attracted to Link being a pretty boy or a cute shota?
There is literally nothing wrong with acknowledging the half of the population of the country and over half of the population of the hardcore gaming community
>>341300671
use archive or pastebin next time, no need for a direct url to their clickbait
http://archive.is/LoE97
Honest question here, I never come to /v/, but I want to know what's up in E3, is there a page where I can see all games anounced yet and all trailers?
>>341312259
>over half of the population of the hardcore gaming community
crawling in my memes
>>341303848
And then she saves the princess and they have a lesbian relationship? Give me a fucking break
>>341304607
That implies a structured binary, where all genders fit somewhere between male and female. What about gender queer? What about agender? What about intergender? What about genderfluid? What a fucking bigoted piece of shit.
>>341300671
Nintendo being afraid to make changes. News, this is not.
>>341313094
>That implies a structured binary, where all genders fit somewhere between male and female.
The post is retarded but nowhere in there does it say male or female. On this theoretical slider, option one could be male, two could be female, three could be both, four could be neither, five could be solid snakekin
When will progressive identity politics die?
I think complaining about the gender of a fictional character is kinda sexist in itself
>>341304607
What blows me away is that this would read ironically here, but they're totally serious.
>>341313094
>reddit filename
>meme genders
I hope you're a master ruseman.
>>341300671
>You will never have a slightly cold and ethereal Prince Zeldo whose wisdom and insight is literally divinely inspired.
>Who has a badass shadow warrior alter-ego he uses to help you out in times of trouble
>Who you have to save from the voluptuous Ganondori, the most powerful and sexy arch villainess in the series.
>>341309179
Except we want to tell a story where we wrote link as a guy. Oh no what a crime.
I like all the suggestions these people are saying as though they're all genius game developers who can make a better game than Aonuma.
There's a reason why Aonuma is sat at E3 presenting a new entry in a legendary series and they're sat a home watching twitch crying because he's shitting on their bad game ideas.
>>341312160
Demon's Souls.
>>341312259
Should every form of media have gender options? While we're at it we should throw in sexuality, race, and religion options too. Pick your preferred version of this movie/game. Want a post-op transgender, Asian James Bond? Step into screening room B. Link is his own distinguished character and he is male. Stop being so desperate.
It's absolutely pathetic how badly people seem to want this.
Link has been a male for thirty damn years now. Why is it now, suddenly, in the midst of this "progressive" obsession, that you want the gender to change?
>>341314421
Welcome to the wonder of web 3.0.
Every form of media has options to cater to YOUR reality.
>>341312259
Acknowledging them and pandering to them are two very different things.
If they're going to make a female Link option in the mainline games, I want them to do it when they want to, not when the public demands it hard enough.
>>341314421
oh fuck off you dumb goobergate redditer. i know you're mad that link can be a girl now but just get over it you fucking crybaby
so female crossbow link was just made to be a dlc in hyrule warrior ?
>>341314270
To be fair, Aounuma needs a break from Zelda.
>>341314421
>gender/race/sexuality customization added to all forms of media
>including games, movies, books, etc
>99.5% of people still pick straight white male
>tumblr's face when
Fun fact: Nintendo gurl fans don't want a female Link
They want a stong blonde boy saving the princess
>>341314910
I'm not massively into Zelda to judge fairly, but based on the reaction to this one, he seems to have done well.
>>341315291
He's been on the series for twenty years. The series needs new blood.
>>341314598
Because males are no longer allowed. To be male is to be wrong, repulsive, evil.The gun is good, the penis is evil.
>>341315771
Fair point
>>341314849
Eiji Aonuma obviously disagrees with you. And last time I checked he was making the game. Not you.
Well it does make sense. It is the legend of ZELDA after all.
>people will still act like ragefags because they can't switch genders and make believe that Link is one of those fucking asexual lizards or whatever
>This needed to be told
>>341312259
>once upon a time Link was left handed
And he still fucking is.
>Why can't James Bond be a woman?
Can someone please tell me why the thought of a playable Zelda triggers them so much?
I want numales and feminists to leave 4chan for good.
>>341316706
Jane Bond when?
>>341316740
Because it's not a true gender option, even though it's essentially the same thing Pokémon games have been doing, just with the female character having her own personal life instead of just being the daughter of the mom while the boy is shuffled over to friend's family.
>>341317054
age has been kind to that woman
>>341316740
because it's enforcing the male/female gender binary by implying link can't express xerself as a female if xe wants
they're enforcing "you have to be born a girl to be a girl" nonsense and that is some toxic bullshit
>>341316757
And I want underage /pol/cucks to leave 4chan for good. Hell, maybe reddit will be more your speed kiddo
>>341316740
No one cares about a playable Zelda, we don't want Link with tits because it contradicts established lore and is just fucking lazy. Let us play as a new female character or as one of the existing ones.
>>341317539
DId you remember to clean your mangina today?
>>341317054
>>341316706
I like Gillian Anderson but I don't think she would make a very good Bond.
The Daniel Craig Bonds really have amped the action up to like 11, and Daniel Craig is pretty built (more so than previous bonds) so it makes sense for him to be cracking skulls.
Gillian Anderson as bond would have to be more of the campy Goldfinger style where it's "Doh ho Bond, I'm going to cut you in half with a laser"
>>341317618
Grow up kid, stay mad. If you return to reddit you can even downvote other opinions you beta cuck
>>341317595
It's embarrassing how hard those pushing for a female Link are depending on strawmen and moving goalposts.
>>341309179
This Link woke up in the Chamber of Resurrection. You can't be resurrected as another gender.
>>341317756
>Says the mangina
>>341317756
You need to leave, nigger. You don't know what a cuck, and here's a hint: it doesn't mean people who disagree with you.
>>341317756
>trying this hard
>>341317756
>Please leave my safe space :(
>>341318175
>says the cuck calling for "numales and feminists to leave 4chan for good"
Hey kiddo, I know different thoughts and opinions can be scary but you just gotta grow up and deal with them :^)
>>341317908
There are so many ways to make a female PC work in Zelda and none of them are "make the canonically always-male character female" I just don't get it. Make a new character, maybe she could actually have some kind of personality Link has typically lacked, it would change up the formula without straying too far from the core gameplay.
>>341317626
Agreed. I think Anderson would make a great villianess though. Emilia Clark expressed interest as well but she still seems a bit skinny for it.
Give me a good reason why Link should be a girl.
>>341318340
Realize no one is telling you cant, we just prefer you did, cuz its dumb.
>>341318569
Give me a good reason you're not an entitled piece of filth impeding progress in society.
>>341313430
anon...sliders have two ends, where you go between one side and the other. What you're describing is just selecting different genders. Have you seriously never used a slider before? How do you think volume sliders work? Or brightness sliders? They go from "opposite sides."
>SJWs btfo again
thank you japan
>>341318986
fucking this
>no remove option and content from a game because muh libruls
/pol/ needs to grow the fuck up the mentally ill children
>>341318569
Girls are cuter than boys and I wish I was one.
>MODS already in full sjw mode
>>341318569
So you can't call me gay when I fap to Link
Bumping the designated BTFO thread.
Where's that reincarnation autist?
>>341319307
>get trips in one of the other threads
>thread immediately 404s
T-Thanks, mods...
>>341319236
>he fell for it
>>341300671
Thank god they're not all retarded, porps Aonuma.
>>341301735
It's 2016. Why the fuck are there still men in videogames
>>341319307
5 threads and counting, it was about damn time.
Still wish that salt could have been archived
>>341317054
I would lose my shit and go on a 15 minute rant despite no one listening to me.
The twitter/tumblr/neofag tears over this are something else. Link confirmed male redeemed this E3 alone for me.
>>341305145
It would be Zelda and not Link, can't you read?
![mammel-finless-porpoise-244x200[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VVvXQ9h.png "mammel-finless-porpoise-244x200[1].png")
>>341319531
>porps
>>341314324
you can only choose male and female as genders in souls games
if you're talking about appearance sliders that doesn't count, especially to tumblrinas
to them gender is the same thing as your sex but not dependent on chromosomes so they can claim whatever gender they want
I'm pretty sure pic related is what they want all games to look like
>>341318986
>>341319236
Who is really being entitled? The person simply asking that a pointless change not be made to a beloved character? Or the person demanding that the pointless change be made and labeling anyone who disagrees with a derogatory title. And how is disagreeing with this lame idea impeding progress? What progress?
>>341319397
Witnessed. I'm the brutal respond guy.
>>341304607
>slider
>not being able to input your gender coordinate in 11-dimensional space
>>341319809
>can't both get pregnant and get others pregnant
>>341319809
>get other pregnant
>can't pee standing
What would that creature have between it's legs?
>>341317514
Ugh, ikr??!!?!?... in 2016 no less...
>say someone looks like a girl in real life but they're not one
"ACTUALLY I IDENTIFY AS PUMPERNICKEL BREAD DOUGH CIS SCUM! WAY TO REINFORCE GENDER STEREOTYPES!"
>say Link looks like a girl but he's not one
"WOW WHY CAN'T THEY PANDER TO ME AND REINFORCE GENDER STEREOTYPES?"
>>341319759
Some top fucking bantz in the neofag thread though.
>>341320061
cloaca
>>341319809
>to them gender is the same thing as your sex
Wait, what? Sex and gender are literally the same thing, even if the former is also used as the slang for intercourse. Goddamn, they really are stupid people.
>>341320054
>it gets itself pregnant
>>341320061
an ejaculating vagina
>>341319236
>/pol/ needs to grow the fuck up
Oh yes, because pols are the people buttblasted crying about a male character being... a male character.
>>341320095
out fucking skilled
>itt: perrmavirgin losers literally advocating for less content in video games
Who's killing gthe industry now cucks?
>>341319943
>taking it seriously
Wow, way to not see I was fucking KIDDING.
>>341320095
wont be long until he's banned
>>341309179
Yes, that nothing is called Nintendo and Anouma.
I am literally seething rn. I was watching E3 in my living room because I connected my laptop to my parents' 40 inch tv so I could see everything clearly.
This was supposed to be our year. This was supposed to be the year Nintendo grew up. Instead it's more of the same; these Status Quo Warriors will stop at nothing to make sure the continue to marginalise women and LGBT* people.
I have been punching my pillow, imagining Shigeru Miyamoto's face on it. I stood on my bed and pretended I was firing a Gatling Gun into hordes of misogynist Japanese game developers.
I know people who were hanging on because they thought things would change. They have been betrayed. Who knows what they will do to themselves. Nintendo have blood on their hands.
>>341300671
wanted Linkle to be the alternative since she's cute.
>>341320125
well yeah, sane people know sex and gender are synonymous, but the newspeak dictionaries used by liberals claim gender is whatever you want it to be
>>341311629
So Nintendo set the rules about their own product, who would have thought.
>>341300671
i'm no longer buying this game
i'm a girl btw
AHAHAHAH LEFT FAGGOTS BTFO
>>341314598
>Why is it now, suddenly, in the midst of this "progressive" obsession, that you want the gender to change?
Because Link isn't a character, so there's literally no reason at all for Nintendo to not allow people to pick which gender Link is, that's why Nintendo can't give a good reason for why there's no choice. It's because there isn't one.
They're trying to go for the whole immersive open world roleplaying type thing but you can't pick genders for your avatar because well, "If we did that then we could just have you play as Zelda, but then if Zelda was in the game what would Link do LOL?"
>>341320280
>not having a gender option is having less content
Literally not how it works, dingus. A gender option is the equivalent of having the "mono" option in sound, regular people don't fucking care about it.
Best part is that emily rogers fag has its credibility shot to shit now that there isn't even an option to play as a female character in this.
>>341311272
Zelda's fucking PISSED
>>341300671
Every other conference bent to the SJW's, so Nintendo wins based on triggering all of the non-binary blowhards.
>>341320590
Keep moving those goalposts kiddo! I'm fucking LAUGHING at your pathetic mental gymnastics
>>341320508
Just call them idiots like they really are. Calling them anything like liberals or whatever is just acknowledging them as humans.
>>341319759
>rumour based on nothing
>people get hyped over nothing
>convince themselves it's real
>to nobody's surprise but their own, it turns out to be nothing
>get angry
Why? They'll probably try to get someone at Nintendo fired over this. Over literally nothing. Fucking job lynch mobs.
>>341320578
>Link isn't a character
Is that why they decided to have voice acting?
>>341320719
Nothing of what I said was moving the goalpost. But please, do continue to misuse terms you don't know.
Only on /v/ would people actively celebrate getting less customization in a game, most people here are have been redpilled into retardedness it seems.
>>341320761
honestly I just call them fascists at this point
This is seriously the best presentation in years, it keeps on delivering.
>>341320907
Link isn't going to talk, retard.
>>341320578
>Because Link isn't a character
Turns out, he was one all along.
>>341320283
It crossed my mind that you may have been trolling. But I was being serious just in case some jerk who actually thinks like this came across it.
>>341320719
Great, because I'm laughing that you're this assmad over not being able to play as a woman, like any of the other game in the series. We're both having a great time.
>>341320884
Never before has this image been more appropriate.
>>341320951
What don't you cunts get about Link being an established character? Do you want to change Mario into Maria or something?
>>341320965
>Thought policing laws
Jesus fucking Christ on a stick.
>SJW's are the ones to cry out that gender is a social construct
>are willing to call a male a female or whatever they choose to identify with
>assblasted because nintendo wants to call this link a boy (male)
>not using their amazing skill of mental gymnastics to still call this link a girl (male) despite what nintendo says
No what they say I'll never understand them.
>>341314598
they cant create a decent female character. So, they tried to steal a classic male one.
>>341320951
>less customization in Zelda
>a series which always stared a male Link.
Sort of like how Metroid should have an option to make Samus male, right?
>le ES JAW DUBYA BOOGEYMAN
I'm really thinking reddit is more your speed children
>>341321164
He's not a character, he's an avatar. An Avatar whose gender you can't choose because Nintendo doesn't want you to do that.
>>341321517
>complains about no female Link
>"I have almost zero interest in Zelda games."
WELL THERE YOU FUCKING GO
>>341321517
luv (You) 2, bby
>>341320687
Oney bringing the bantz as usual
>>341314598
Narcissism. They can't relate to anyone else except themselves, that is textbook mental illness.
>>341301779
Dear baiter, link is always a different person in each game. They knew people want a female link but they simply said no.
>>341321256
quite the conundrum, if only there was an established character available they could make playable in a situation like this
>>341321571
No, because Nintendo doesn't care about a pointless option. Also, Link is a character, he literally has a character arc in Wind Waker.
>>341317054
Jane Bond is a porno where I live.
>>341320965
>Individuals living in New York City can choose from a minimum of 31 different gender identities, many of which allow them to fluctuate between some version or combination of male or female identities.
>many of which allow them to fluctuate between
So not only you have to remember the pronoums, you also have to be a fucking oracle to know what the retard is "feeling like" that particular day?
>>341321724
good.
>>341316689
not in this one it looks like.
>>341321724
>link is always a different person in each game
Majora's Mask, Zelda II (I think), Spirit Tracks and maybe Link's Awakening all immediately come to mind.
>>341314598
Their kind dont play games for fun. They dont play or play only safespace games.
>>341310567
that art is kinda cute since shes grumpy
playing as a grumpy zelda would be fun
>>341320965
>>341321320
it's okay we're still not QUITE there yet
>>341321759
And yet SJWs would probably complain about Linkle having shit directional skills and claim it's men shitting on them for them shitting on men about "men can't find their way around" despite the literal fact all the explorers who sailed the world were largely men who fucking found new lands.
>>341321571
Isn't it strange how the people who work on Zelda for a living knows more about it than you do?
>>341321759
>established
She's literally fanfiction
>>341318478
i cant stand Emilia Clarkes acting.still nut on her face though
>>341321571
>he thinks link is an avatar
How so? Because he was silent?
>>341320061
It's probably paraplegic.
>>341320965
How are you supposed to know what to call them by when half of the pronouns mean that they look like one gender but feel like another?
Link is as androgynous as they comes. They could even take care of not referring to him with pronouns or as a boy hero and SJWs could imagine he has a pussy under those tight pants.
>>341321950
>spirit tracks
You mean phantom hourglass right?
Cuz I'm pretty sure that it has the WW link in it.
>>341300932
If it was a woman she wouldn't be able to be a mute.
>>341320965
>The year is 2052
>The National Panracial Multiethnic Demiotherkyn Football League is coming to a close with its final game
>The San Francisco Hard Femmes are playing the Washington White Guilts in the Gender-Neutral Bowl (sponsored by KillWhitey Crackers: "Crackers so nice, you'll check your privilege twice!")
>4th quarter with three seconds on the clock >Hard Femmes are down by 2, 25 yards from the endzone on 4th Fab (the term "down", judged to be offensive by people with Down's Syndrome, having been replaced with a more gay-friendly alternative)
>the Hard Femmes' star genderqueer otherkin kicker, LaShoshanaqua "xXBloodMoonXx" Devereaux (preferred pronouns: xis, xir, xie, xan, xsdfsdbdv) steps up to take the final field goal attempt
>The ball flies through the air, sailing neatly through the vulva-shaped goalpost ring (the old goalposts having been removed after being deemed "too-phallic" for television)
>"It's complete!" (the term "good" having been phased out of use in order to remove arbitrary societal ideals of "good" and "bad" from the game")
>The stadium explodes in a celebration of equal opportunity and triumph over white oppression as the Washington White Guilts self-flagellate, as they're known to do
>Everyone is handed a participation medal, a practice introduced to remove "mistake-shaming" from the sport
>All spectators at the Obamadome in Chicago rise and check their privileges in unison shortly before engaging in a celebratory orgy, using fair-trade white tears as lubrication for the long night of pansexual relations that lay ahead
I really wish nintendo would make the game coop and allow you to switch between link and linkle. But make it so linkle can only shoot arrows from the back of epona. And can't dismount/ enter dungeons. What are the sjw/femminazis gona do? Not buy a wiiu?!?! Haha nintendo allready knows nobody buys wiius!
>>341322227
They want you to use that nonexistent shit like xir and xhe or whatever. You know, the shit that sounds like dime-store sci-fi novel lingo.
>>341322081
why would I care about what sjw want
>>341322213
But that doesn't have anything to do with gender.
>>341300671
>Zelda as the main character
>>341322508
Because that's what they'd literally do. Even if given what they want, they literally always find a problem with what's been offered because they are incapable of being satisfied.
>What ho, a quirky trait that in no way insinuates a derogatory slam against women? OUTRAGEOUS!
>>341321828
It's not a pointless option, there's literally no reason to not have it.
>>341322104
>>341322201
>making kooky faces in Windwaker means Link has a character
xD!
>>341321671
Wait, zelda games are all open world, what the fuck is this faggot talking about?
>>341322669
That's not necessarily a bad idea. Making Link a woman, however, is.
>>341322874
>what is dev time
>what is money
>what is QA
>what is killing all the gays
>what is putting females in the servant role they always were
all reason for not including it
thank ninty
>>341322874
More character than Rey had in The Force Awakens.
>>341322874
Its pointless stating an opinion without articulating it.
No one can read your mind even with 4chan gold.
