Ubisoft MILF edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c [Embed]
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc [Embed]
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
Rise and shine
Nintendo already won
New Zelda artstyle looks awful
>>341286305
What the hell are those blue things? Warps?
Was the leak real?
girl link faggots BTFO
>no naked Link
Dropped
>>341286305
>Nintendo-isn't-really-making-this-comfy
Fuck off m8
this atmosphere holy shit
Link confirmed for undead.
>zelda souls
nice eyePhone link
Who based /Sony/ here?
Voices?
In MY Zelda?
>Zelda: Halo
Link is my husband
>that Link
>this framerate
We looked at everyone's complaint about the bloom in WWHD and added more in Breast of the Wild
>>341286620
I think it looks amazing. Ghibli style almost.
Post yfw only 2 games
>voice acting
They're literally reusing the Skyward Sword engine
>link gets a fucking ipad
>>341286864
Why are you such a cancerous cunt?
>not staying as Naked Link
OI CRIKEY LOINK.
GHRAB TEH DEHVICERY-DOO
>>341286802
It's the stream. We've covered this.
>Nintendo only got 2 games to talk about this E3.
>Both of them have already been announced.
Did they actually need to be in E3 this year?
>>341286802
they are paying tribute to the n64
>link is customizable
Do you think Sam and Terry fucked
why is bill so funny
>>341286647
I worded it strangely - meant that Nintendo's conference has caused the comfy thread to gain more shitposters
>PLAY NUDE
PLAY NUDE
NINTENDO WON!!!!!!
LEWD
LINK
>>341286802
so I'm not the only one noticing it? it's looking pretty bad
>This time around we're introducing technology.
Neat.
Boku No Style
>>341286894
Yes anon, you can only have voice acting in the SS engine.
>You can play it nude, if you want.
>play through naked
I know what I'm doing
Looks like we're going to have naked link runs.
>that little peek of the pubic/stomach dip
HNNNNNNNG
it looks like a ps2 game
>You can customize link
Pretty nice
>>341286936
You can't make this shit up.
>you can also play nude
who /doingnakedsl1runs/ here?
>you can actually play the game nude if you want
GOTY confirmed
>Brit accent
Hoping for a NoE localization
Shit, this actually looks cool.
>Ponytail
Venom link confirmed, female Link is the real one
WE WANT THE SOULS AND SMARTPHONE AUDIENCE
Did everyone see that his armour had a defense stat on it? This is an RPG now
Jampu
WE MARIO NOW
>Jump button
Great Scott.
>>341286864
>>341287228
who /actuallyhasaWiiU/ here?
>>341286305
Ubiniggers and the femenazi agendas.
Fuck off with this sjw shit hole.
Not even the token juden south park can give them a positiv image.
>nude link
HOLY SHIT IT LOOK SO FUCKIN G GOOD OHMY DOG
>shrine of ressurection
what?
all that clipping holy shit
The open world meme was a mistake
>>341287098
It doesn't look bad at all.
LOOK AT ALL THAT NOTHING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Kek you can hear the audience freaking out
VAGINA BONES CONFIRMED
LINK IS A GIRL
holy fuck this looks amazing
>customizable link
>god-tier intro music
>fantastic shadowing
>camera looks god-tier
what could go wrong?
>Link's midriff
unf
>>341287391
>Implying the NX version won't be the definitive version
>THERE'S AN ELEMENT ON THE HUD TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH NOISE YOU'RE MAKING
PANIC
>Pony Tail
>Nude
>Jumping
God damn my dick can't get any harder
They might want to break conventions but the gibberish voiced dialogue was better.
JAGGED EDGES: THE GAME
SHIT TEXTURES: THE GAME
30 FPS: THE GAME
MODEL POP-IN: THE GAME
LAST GEN SHADOWS: THE GAME
FLAT 3D MODELS: THE GAME
Why is nintendo showing the new Dark Souls 3 DLC?
SL1
NAKED ONLY
SPEEDRUN
>>341287210
No you can't
>>341287578
Framerate
>you can climb the mountain
TODD BTFO
This game has a huge Wind Waker feels to it.
If you can explore like WW, it may be the new ADVENTUUUURE Zelda for me!
See that mountain over there? You can climb it.
>>341287560
Literally the first section. Its purpose is to get you adjusted to the open world.
Do you even game design 101?
I might buy a WiiU for this.
You see that Mountain?
>Naked Link, wooden stick only runs
GOTY
>>341287554
I meant the frame rate, although the artstyle isn't doing anything for me either
ASSASSINS CREED ZELDA
GAME OF THE FUCKING CENTURY CONFIRMED
>>341287743
Dude wait for an NX
>see that mountain.
>You can fucking climb it.
>loot everything to craft useless garbage: the game
Please no
PSILOCYBINS CONFIRMED
>>341287620
Voice acting is welcome
As long as Link Himself doesnt
THE STAMINA GAUGE IS BACK?
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341286936
>>341287198
>Game focuses on technology
I can look past the i-pad shit.
At least it looks and plays a lot more better this time around.
>>341287098
I'm noticing it too, but in all fairness it could be the stream
TODD HOWARD BTFO BEYOND BELIEF
You see that meme? You can shitpost it
>>341287578
>stamina circle thingy again
DayZelda
>>341287045
I highly doubt it's Nintendo that's causing the shitposting. This is the comfy thread, people here technically should be the people that's well aware what Treehouse is about and knows they wouldn't be showing 2 minute trailers in a 2 hour timeframe.
>Todd Howard comes on stage
>Every mountain can be climbed by link
>Sony shows many open world games
>constant criticism
>Nintendo
>OMG ANOTHER ZELDA, PRAISE NINTENDO
>>341287743
Don't.
It's going to be on the NX.
So its not coming out for NX? I dont want to buy a dead console for this
>>341287735
I'm glad it actually have animations to climb it, though.
>>341286936
shut up yukiko
you're dead
LMAO YOU CAN SEE THE FRAMERATE DROP IN THE VIDEO
ITS NOT EVEN LIVE AND THEY CAN'T HELP BUT DIP BELOW 30 FPS
BIG ROCKS CONFIRMED
TODD HOWARD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>341287815
Will it be on the NX too?
SPLATOON 2 COULD HAVE SAVED NINTENDO
NOW ITS ALL OVER, THUMBS UP IF U AGREE
>>341287704
The nx version will fix that
>>341287848
Only for climbing.
Think more SotC rather than SS.
Link's voice gets my dick hard.
please make all in-game tips as quick as the ones they have shown
>Clipping through the tree branch
>let's make an open world game on shit hardware
Good idea Nintendo.
Holy shit, it looks great. Dem frames, though.
Dammit.
Also, looks like the beginning was heavily Elder Scrolls inspired too.
You wake up in some dungeon/prison, then a tutorial area, then they release you to the world.
THOSE LEAVES
OH JESUS SOMEBODY HOLD ME
Thta looks so bad, like made for literal children
>Inventory
>Crafting
>Open world
Legend of Skyrim confirmed.
>>341286305
>ubisoft milf edition
>post a MS milf
>open world that's not just empty space
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
Hope they save the voice acting for just that voice and use blips for everyone else.
I can see it getting really annoying.
Yes Miyamoto we know what a fucking apple is
>Shiekah sale
>Shiekah's arent exitinct
Oh shit
>hylian shroom
"link gets high XDDDD" parodies incoming
Why it looks like shit?
It's like it's running at 30fps
>>341288041
This is on Wii U, hopefully NX will be better.
jesus fuck that map
>>341287981
Yep
>>341287784
I'm really not seeing these bad frames desu.
holy shit thats a big map
the real question is how can nintendo make skyrim 2 when bethesda already is
>you can explore everything
>map markers telling you where to go
great..
>>341288041
I hope NX fixes the framerate. Then I might buy it.
>>341288041
The framerate is the stream. It was like that while they were talking, too.
HOLY SHIT
They weren't kidding about how massive the map was!
>firecamps
We Souls now
It's MGSV all over again
>Empty open world
>Picking random stuff
>Prtagonist has a smartphone thing
>>341288054
This game has spears though
>>341287894
Every second post ITT isn't "NINTENDO WON", prompting less retaliatory shitposting.
>>341287906
Oh ok. Well I'll will probably buy an NX for this. No lie. I bought a Wii for Twilight.
>>341287735
yeah that's... that's... *yawn*
...zzzZZzzzZZzz
I MISSED THE NUDITY WHAT HAPPENED
OH SHIT OLD MAN GANONDORF
Spoiler: It's King Hyrule
>tfw you realize this is the best game of e3
whats with that shit font?
>>341288041
Nigga
NIGGA PLEASE
We said this
it's the stream
not the game
>>341288065
Thats the joke
>>341288105
Those stutters are drops below 30.
Bringing back my das/des/dragons dogma ptsd.
>Where are we?
>Goodbye, bedroll.
make this shit end
Wow, TOTALLY NOT Dark Souls.
Unique world, Nintendo!
>That nose
Definitely Ganondorf.
>>341287894
>implying Nintendo doesn't receive constant criticism from this board
it's the entitlement of sony fans that make them think they should be above criticism
>it's going to be windwaker but with horse riding instead of sailing and even less content
calling it now
>not only will you get nagged on where to go but it's done with full voice acting
Only way it can be saved is if theres a JP voice option
>>341288191
>>341288129
BUT I BOUGHT A WII U PRECISELY FOR ZELDA DAMMIT TWO YEARS AGO AHHH
>open world
>climbing
>crafting
So, LoZ:Dragon's Dogma edition?
jesus christ those frame drops
>>341288248
>Main hub where you select quests to advance the story
>Most of the involve you collecting or killing shit
I honestly don't get the hype, it's just another Zelda game, this time made by Ubisoft. What's the big deal?
This font is so bad. I hope it isn't the final font.
>Causing forest fires
This kills the world, the entire fucking area will catch on fire
We Far Cry now
>>341288321
>it's the stream
>not the game
We going to do this?
I'm watching on Youtube, it's the game mang.
>>341288154
for you
SPICY HOT AXE ON TREE ACTION!
>>341288423
it'll be like Fable..but shitty
>>341288321
Give him a break, tripfags ain't that smart.
Am I easily pleased? The lack of voice acting seems like a plus.
Woodcutting levels?
>>341286846
>Ghibli style almost.
Oh fuck off
WHOA WHAT
Not gonna lie lads... this shit is maximum comfy.
>Chopping down trees
Based Aonuma doing what Peter Molyneux lied about.
NOOOOOOO
DELETE THIS NINTENDO
IT'S LIKE SKYRIM WITH ELVES
>Koroks are back
HOLY FUCK
KOROKS HOLY FUCK
>>341288248
OoT was as "open world" as this.
We Wind Waker now.
>>341286864
also
>tripfaging
>>341288438
I'm glad I dodged that.
Post Wind Waker confirmed
light everything on fire bill
Adult timeline confirmed?
>have the worst hardware of current and even last generation
>male a huge ass open world
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???
>>341288506
>It's just another Zelda game except not
>>341288523
>implying the WiiU can handle something like this
>the tiny brush just burns up doesn't even spread to the neighbouring bush
So it's after Windwaker?
>>341288549
I'm watching on youtube too, anon. The framerate was shit while they were talking as well. It's the stream.
![[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/EnauyLC.gif "[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif")
>KOROKS
I KNEW IT
THIS IS IN THE FUTURE OF WINDWAKER
THE SEA LEVEL WENT DOWN
YES
>You can chop a tree in Zelda
>You STILL CAN'T chope a tree in 90% of rpgs
INCLUDING SKYRIM
They're trying to make Farcry 3, but F3 was decently fun. This isn't.
Will this game be a speed runner's nightmare?
THAT SWORDS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
KEK
>They brought back the stamina from Skyward Sword
Nice, i love speed bursts
>>341288609
He's not wrong though. This game looks like Ni No Kuni
Link has a fine butt
>stamina bar only for climbing
yeah right
Dam. This reminds me of how I felt when I first saw Mario64.
>>341288806
Before it is my guess.
If it randomly rains in this game, this game is sold to me
Can you do a full wizard build in this game.
>The Great Plateau is actually the post-WW Great Ocean
Post Sam please.
this looks fucking amazing. why is /v/ hating on it? it's literally solving all the problems of the zelda series before our eyes
you can see how much sound link is making next to the minimap
stealth confirmed I guess
>>341288827
>It's literally Rust + Skyrim but emptier
the way bill says aonuma-san is CUTE!
I always felt like Dragon's Dogma kinda played like an open-world Zelda game. Now we've come full circle and this looks like Dragon's Dogma: Zelda EditionWhich is fantastic.
>combat is still zelda
Oh, thank god.
Oh shit.
What if this plays at the *same time* as Wind Waker? At the end young Link and the king appear and fuck up everything.
>>341288785
Every new Zelda game has a gimmick, this one seems to be chasing the Far Cry audience.
Jesuschrist this lost of frames it's almost embarrasing
>Durability is back
![[heavy breathing].gif](https://i.imgur.com/M1TOIUK.gif "[heavy breathing].gif")
>dark souls health meters
>those climbing animations
>You don't have to go to your objective
>Just fuck around
>Explore whatever you want
Love it
>>341288934
Kokoiri turned into Koroks after the great flood. Hyrule plateau was buried in water in Windwaker.
I'm actually surprised how good this looks. I wasn't sure if Nintendo could make an open-world Zelda not suck but it looks like they're making some really interesting changes.
WEAPONS CAN BREAK, WTF?!?
NOBODY WANTS THESE SHITTY MECHANICS IN A GAME
>weapon damage
Ruined
we dragon dogma now
I want this game now
I just want to explore and be comfy
>GEAR BREAKS
>quarter heart damages
Hero mode better be available from the fucking start
>not attacking with the axe
guys I am going to faith in rage
>jump attack
>quarter heart damage
This better be rigged so Bill-san doesn't die on stage.
WEAPON DURABILITY
Looks alright, show me some substantial dungeons and I'll start getting excited.
>Weapon durability
Nope Nope NOPE, One of the worst features of any game
>>341288674
Fuck off Todd
We can actually climb mountains now
>>341288858
not really, why do you ask?
>weapon durability
FFUUUUUCK
>>341288908
>Ni No Kuni
Again, please fuck off.
>>341289154
Im sure better weapons won't break permanently.
>weapon decay in zelda
>>341289012
Really? You're asking why /v/ is hating on video games?
>permanent weapon breakage
Ahahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Temple of Time
Nice
>>341289096
Does that mean we get upgradable shields and weapons?
That shit was the best in Skyward Sword
>weapon durability
UGH!
>Literally Dark Souls but worse
What do we think about the menu UI?
I'm liking it
>>341289242
It's not like the Master Sword is going to have durability.
>>341289203
>>341289217
You can always go full commando with zero armor tho
>Item healing in a pause menu
Literally no challenge confirmed
>>341289276
the Master Sword definitely, but in a game with crafting, i'm 100% sure every other weapon has durability and you have to repair it at camp fires.
Souls much?
>>341289143
Then... this was Hyrule Kingdom beneath the sea?
Water seems to be a reoccurring theme in this game. Link awakens from water, there's a lot of lakes and rivers... a lot of blue in general.
tfw zelda on emu in 4k
eating animations confirmed
