Remember those NX leaks we all laughed off?
they wouldn't...
Hey, if the console fails to get any good games you can at least play horseshoes with it
>>341283857
FUCK
I hate everything and everyone.
that part looked really shitty
same for the golem
>>341283857
>hating innovation
Faggot
>>341283857
The magnet shape is pretty universal.
>>341284320
Kek.
>>341284179
It's fucking nintendo
Of course they will
REEEEEE
>>341283857
ah crap.
>>341284343
This, but most of all I hate myself for ever believing.
based nintendo
i'm going to fucking cry
>wii u
>controller is a rectangle
>NX
>controller is a U
>>341283857
jokes on you. im playing it on Wii U
>>341283857
>nintendo invented magnets
>>341284434
>believing innovation is a synonym for progress
I literally just shat my pants.
>>341283857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPxiXXxftE
>>341284320
I fucking laughed.
>Each item will require a different controller
>Each controller will be sold separately for $39.99
>Buy the BOTW GOTY edition for $399.99 which comes bundled with every controller
Fucking seriously Nintendo?!
>>341283857
If the console actually get's popular this design is ingenious. having it connect at the bottom will provide leverage to allow angry children to snap it in half super easily.
or its just a magnet
>>341284434
>innovation
toppest of keks
>>341283857
So the NX is another controller for the Wii U + console add on?
>>341283857
Oh no
IT JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
>>341284434
being unique doesn't make you useful anon
>>341284434
6/10
>>341283857
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEE
is that the response you wanted?
No one would be stupid enough to do something like this after the ridicule the PS3 boomerang controller got.r-right?
>>341283857
FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS BETTER BE A COINCIDENCE
>>341284903
LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT
J U S T
>>341283857
It's just a magic magnet fagget. The controller won't look like that.
Why are people always baited by shitposters with patents?
I'm going to assume it's just a magnet, but if it's true that is hilarious.
![20120708180055[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/btel0OE.png "20120708180055[1].png")
>>341283857
sonyggers as smart as ever
>>341285205
Kill yourself nintendrone.
Oh my god yes.
This is fantastic fucking news.
NINTENDO IS GOING TO BECOME THIRD PARTY SONY.
WE FUCKING DID IT BROS.
Magnets, how do they work?
>>341284564
>needing 2 whole years to develop a d-pad and 2 more whole years for each fucking button
Just nuke Nintendo already
>>341284434
What does having a controller in the shape of a horse shoe innovate exactly?
>>341283857
So, this is the end.....
>>341285205
Why are people always baited to take every post seriously?
>>341285181
you need to stop memeing and start talking to people IRL.
>>341285379
>"We are preased to anounce the name of the new console.."
>"Nintendo Wii U 2"
>>341285467
Look at the gameplay, it's obvious
>>341284793
Lol
>>341285379
this e3 made everything so fucking simple..
buy a playstation for sony
ms going full windows10
nintendo killing itself quickly will be thirdparty soon
>>341284903
Doesn't even look like a zelda title
Not even gonna pirate it.
>>341283857
Faggot, it's all a ruse
They can't be that retarded....
>>341283857
It's a magnet in order to attract customers
>>341285615
Explain how you can't do that with a normal controller or a wiimote.
Nintendo are done.
>>341285729
>sonnigers damage control
Kek you're pathetic
A FUCKING HORSESHOE
Oh god Nintendo what have you done
>>341283857
Oh god, please....we can't do anymore gimicks...
Oh my god, are you guys literally the most retarded website ever.
It's a FUCKING ITEM, you know, like the grappling hook?
>>341284903
Could of turn with turning down some of the brightness on that piano.
But that's a pretty nice trailer.
Oh fuck.
Fuck fuck FUCK.
>>341283857
>tfw already thinking of the bate vids possible with this thing
>>341285054
Common sense is forbidden here, anon
>>341283857
>Nintendo brings out the magnet tech
How can Sony and Microsoft even compete?
>It's an upside down lowercase not
>there's another controller that's the shape of an x
it's a coming together
>>341282797
>Horizon's style just looks generic as hell to me.
I think Horizon looks painfully mediocre as a game, but the visual style of Horizon is 100x more original than the Zelda one. THAT looked generic if anything.
>>341285982
How are they pathetic when Sony showed more than 2 games?
>>341286128
you shouldn't put anything past nintendo
go back to neogaf queer
Anyone have that "open world with nothing in it" image because it feels appropriate. I don't want them to sacrifice what the series had going for it for some open world romp with no direction.
>>341286312
*lowercase n
please forgive me
>>341286347
they didnt show more than 2 games wortha dam or that are not in "development".
>>341286281
Maybe I'm putting too much faith in this place, but I think most people reacting to this are laughing at the coincidence of the fake NX controller looking like the magnet item, and Nintendo having a history of incorporating controller designs in their games, not that that's really think that's what the NX will look like
>>341283857
YES
NINTENDO
DIE
give up on home consoles and just become a publisher already
>Breaking the conventions of Zelda
He always says this, but I don't think he ever done it.
>>341283857
>Magnet shape, doing something a fucking magnet would do
It's a lowercase n
>>341284903
that armor looks pretty cool
>>341283857
I'm sure I know who is behind this...
>>341284434
>gimmicks are innovation
mega faggot
When can we expect some real news on the NX if not at E3?
I'm disappointing right now
Pokemon is cool, but it's not what I watch e3 for
And I couldn't care less about the new Zelda game
>>341285379
why would you want nintendo as 3rd party
did you even see this game
>>341285761
wasnt that the idea?
>>341286825
Kill yourself.
>implying Pokemon is worth a shit anymore
>>341283857
>/v/ will take any chance to shit on Zelda
>even become legit dumbasses to do it
Has no one ever watched Roger Rabbit? or any cartoon ever?
>>341287556
>make zelda game
>try to make it not zelda
????
>>341285761
>Doesn't even look like a zelda title
that's the point
>>341284985
POOR FAGS BTFO! Thanks Nintendy
>watching the gameplay now
>constant sub 15 fps
>>341287948
That's what they were aiming for, so yeah.
>>341285101
And so it begins again.
>>341288381
>>341288290
Then why is it still called zelda, they're fucking milking this franchise.
It's been going downhill since WW desu
>>341288618
>Then why is it still called zelda
Because the name "The Legend of Zelda" just forces people to throw money at it regardless of quality.
>>341283857
>Nintendo innovation
>just bend that wii controller a bit
1 0 F P S
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>>341286128
Saved for a month from now.
>>341285956
Brilliant.
>>341285585
>this is our new consuru the Nintendo U
>not to be consfusuru with our Nintendo Wii U
Calling it now. The middle of the controller is bendy so you have to shape it for different scenarios.
Sounds cool but it guarantees there will be no third party support if this is the default controller. Anything but the pro controller makes nx Doa.
>>341289586
"Nintendo W" pronounced as "Nintendo Double U"
>>341284903
LITERALLY SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS KIDDIE EDITION JUST
this zelda looks worse than i imagined and it actually seems very likely that this will be the NX
this is the worst shit nintendo has ever come up with theyre just getting worse and worse
Nu Wii U 2: Double U
>>341283857
>seperate controller for every weapon and tool Link comes across
Honestly I wouldn't put it past them.
>TEN FPS
TEN FPS
>TEN FPS
TEN FPS
>TEN FPS
TEN FPS
>TEN FPS
TEN FPS
>TEN FPS
TEN FPS
>>341291483
The human eye can only see 5 FPS, anon.
10 is plenty.
>>341283857
I think OP is right
Look at the way they show the Wii U controller in the tutorial screens
It's all over
>>341284793
>the next one will be an X
I will never be able to adequately prepare my body for this.
It's basically the wiimote and chuck without the risk of losing the chuck. Also it would be good for driving games.
>>341291972
how about a regular fucking controller
>>341291762
It's 2 FPS max, not 5. We don't have 5 eyes. Silly anon.
>>341291972
Has there been a non-Kart driving game on a Nintendo console in the last decade?
>>341292351
yes
>>341285167
banana-rang more like.
>>341292340
>2 FPS max
Do your research idiot. The human eye can only see 1.3498 FPS.
>>341284320
I like you, you're a glass half full kinda man.
>>341293172
It depends on how much you blink shit head. Yes it's 1.3498 FPS for the average person who blinks 15-20 times per minute but that doesn't account for outliers.
>>341285101
>NX is essentially the Sega CD/32X
>>341291775
>>341283857
It's a WiiU controller without the screen.
Detachable screen in the middle maybe?
>>341294352
Fuck outliers, they're outliers for a reason.
>>341289180
Just like Ocarina of Time!
>>341283857
Fuckin' magnets
>>341289180
>Please buy our new console to enjoy this game at silky smooth 30 fps.
>>341284903
Something about that music.... It makes me uneasy yet feel so good.
Fuck...
>the map has less content than cube world
its over nintendo is finished
go handheld only and scrap your home console failures
>>341286128
I think you're right, but Nintendo does have a weird habit of inserting their consoles and controllers into their actual games...
>open chests from behind
Nintendo, just give up
>>341284903
OH SHIT
>>341283857
Wii U 2 confirmed where the controller is literally a "U"?
>>341290137
SotC is just Zelda with monster climbing.
>>341297187
it's really not at all
>>341296330
yep
>>341283857
>>341294816
detachable is screen is the handheld which will be a tablet like device. nintendo is dead, meme magic killed them.
>>341291775
>>341294816
It's a Wii U Gamepad with a detachable touchscreen.
The touchscreen can be used as a mobile gaming device and has haptic feedback to simulate buttons
>>341297332
Have you ever played a 3D Zelda Game?
>>341298480
have you played shadow of the colossus?
>>341296476
I can't wait to climb giant Stalfos and drop bombs into their skulls
Shadow of the Colossus with a little splash of Looney Tunes
>>341298795
I have. You're on Agro most of the time getting to the boss, where the game turns into a back scratching simulator until the boss dies. If you're talking about how open SoTC feels, I would agree with you.
>>341283857
so far I haven't seen the treehouse guys use the gamepad in a gimmicky way. Nothing wrong with it.
Now kindly, fuck off.
Does anyone have caps of the controller prompts from the new zelda because they look similar to OP's pic.
>>341286347
Prerendered trailers aren't games, they're hypotheticals
>>341300808
nice try nintendork
>>341283857
I imagined this handle bar-like controller paired up with a VR headset when I saw this
turns out the magnet shaped thing is
gasp
a magnet
oh my fuck
who knew
jesus
>>341283857
>Great idea for disconnected controllers
>Connect them
Who the fuck thought this was ok, the ergonomics are fucking horrible.
>>341301436
downgrade imminent
>>341301710
What about all the buttons and panel specifications, dipshit?
At least it'll just come back to you when you drop it between the couches or something
