Comfy E3 Nintendo/Treehouse thread
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Reggie, Miyamoto and Aonuma are at E3.
We'll see Zelda U, Pokemon S&M, some other indie titles and maybe something else?
Come in for some comfy discussion that doesn't move at 200 posts per minute
God dammit why did work schedule me 1 to 9 today of all fucking days
Fuck FUCK
Legend of Zelda presser starts at 3:30 PDT
>>341271101
The age-old question will be answered:
"What if Zelda was a girl?"
Why do people act like twitch chat in the other thread?
I wish so much we'd see the NX today but I know we won't.
I just want to know what exactly it is.
No Alison Rapp this year.
Also that really attractive Treehouse guy that left a while back.
I'm pretty sure they're gonna start with LoZ to be extra comfy.
I wonder if they'll get a live demo on Yooka-Laylee at some point.
>>341271743
E3 Stickies and Twitch chat are basically the same thing: live shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0
>That waiting music
It's going to be so fucking stuck in my head...
>>341271793
RIP best husbando
>>341271101
i'm in comfy position with the sticky thread at the other side for shitposting. Let's get dissappointed by a downgraded LoZ.
>>341271878
I think they confirmed Pokemon SM is first, and Zelda is after that.
>>341271793
Eric was his name I think
Also found this
>>341271101
/v/ STREAM HERE
comfytheatre DOTco DOTuk /e3/
>>341272163
Bill is still here so all is well.
>Pizza just arrived
Perfect timing
>>341271596
kek you made me choke on leftover pizza
How long are they streaming for?
>wake up
>based Nintendo about to cement their status at the GOATs of E3
good shit
Who /suppose to be working/ here?
>>341271793
Always been an Audrey man anyway
Zelda better be good
what's a comfy game to play while watching E3 that isn't a roguelite/like?
>>341272558
Probably all day like the last time, but at some point they show the same things over and over with different people and such
>tfw found a comfy corner at uni from where to watch this
I'm pretty stoked. How is Aonuma going to fuck it this time?
>>341272683
Animal crossing?
Harvest Moon?
>>341272683
PlayDokapon Kingdom
who else here /funky/
>>341271793
at least best boy is still here
It's starting.
Audrey is hot as fuck
Her legs make me come right away
REGGIE HYPE
Reggie
Aaaayyyy Regis
Here we go!
>Only Nintedon't mentioned Grimmie
11/10 already
>>341272864
It's not Aonuma that fucks up anon, it's your own hype and inability to love that fucks it up.
Wait, an employee of theirs was killed? That's harsh.
what stream are you watching
>>341273387
No, Christina Grimmie is a musician who got shot in a separate gun violence incidient
>America
>Countdown which opens to Reggie
They already won
comfy nigga here
>>341273081
this
>nintencucks
>muh fags
>>341273387
No, some singer from america's got talent or voice or whatever
>>341273387
Fucking retard.
>>341273508
same town
>voices
oh boy
>Zelda
>spoken dialogue
THIS MUSIC
THIS ATMOSPHERE
LADS
Holy shit this game looks gorgeous.
>>341273528
Literally ever company did it
Keep shit flinging though
oh!! ducks
>>341273510
Orlando wins murderbowl 2016
>Open your eyes
I see your eyes are open
>>341273508
>gun violence
FEM LINK CONFIRMED
>voice acting
SOILED IT
So comfy man.
Guys keep me updated
I cat watch streams from here
Game of the fucking year
OH SHIT HOT TREE CUTTING ACTION
>If you cut a tree, it'll stay down forever
FUCKJING HELL AAAHHHHH GOTY 2017
>Swimsuit
NINTENDO WON
Well this is different
Are the animations really that bad or the stream is fucked up?
I hope the "revolutionary format" isn't just open world zelda
What a comfy game
What the hell is going on here
This game looks amazing
I hope they show more than their empty overworld.
>voice acting
RUINED
Jesus, why's the framerate so bad on this stream? It's not the game, either, because it was bad while reggie was talking.
mountain climbing?
Can I climb mountains that I can see?
>SPEAR CONFIRMED
NINTENDO SAVING ELDER SCROLLS CONFIRMED
It's find of funny that Zelda looks worse than Far Cry 1.
Also, definitely Skyrim with Link
Aonuma did it, the absolute mad man.
Looks like a Tales game.
>Regginator
>Zelda
My body was not ready.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Cool name.
>>341274021
The stream is fucking up, yes
BREATH OF THE FUCKING WILD
Whatever you guys said, it looks FUCKING AMAZING
>Zelda is now Minecraft
>BREATH OF THE WILD
Are you kidding me?
>>341274138
Todd on suicide watch
>>341274121
works on my machine
livestreamer source quality
all good
>Jumping is back
Nintendo finally realized that jumping was the best feature to include in any zelda game that they abandoned
FUCK ME THIS IS AMAZING BREATH OF WILD
>>341274202
He will never top Koizumi
>that Gamecube level of graphics
Pathetic...
more weapons type then a sword and armor?
That looks so bad, graphically and in terms of gameplay
>those RPG elements
Hyped but worried.
HYPE AS FUCK
That better not mean theres voice acting
Is nintendo's conference seriously just reggie in a back room in front of a green screen?
DELETE THIS!
combat will still be shit
>>341274453
Zelda shouldve had RPG elements for 10 years now.
I really hate the art style. The water looks really out of place.
>WHOLE DAY OF SHOWING ZELDA ENVIRONMENTS
hot damn
>Man vs Wild ripoff
>>341274432
>sonykeks bad they wont get GOTY 2017
I just want to see NEW POKEMON
>>341274487
They're embarrassed by their audience every year, so it's a good decision.
Hunt, gather, cook
Nice
>Breaking the Zelda formula
YES
YES
THEY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
looks fine and all but what was the point of talking redefining videogames and shit like that? they're literally playing catch up with other big franchises
SHOW POKEMON EVOS
>Mother 3D never ever
ok, what the fuck
THe official Nintendo twitch is lagging and breaking down every 5 seconds.
The official Twitch E3 has broken Audio, wat the fuck is happenin ?
>>341274486
there is anon
>>341274487
would you rather an audience full of numale journalists and shills awkwardly clapping?
>Poke-A-Mon
Not Poke-E-Mon?
>pokemon
okay cool
can we see something interesting like the new system, now
>>341274595
Well, it's mostly what looked like crafting that worries me. Also the world was empty as fuck.
>the rest of the day to zelda
they seriously only have 1 game
1 (ONE) game
WiiU/NX multiplat confirmed
Youtube Live
>>341274579
>expecting good combat in a Zelda game
(You)
nosefu sam confirmed
>>341274487
Well, considering anything but the actual content of the videos is all fluff done to make the "experience" better and wow the audience. It has nothing to do with the actual content.
The thing is it works.
If the press conferences were literally just a 2 hour roll of game footage people would think they suck.
>Sam
>that wet mouth
>ma-tsu-da
It's Masuda you fucking gaijin
>wii graphics (not U, just wii)
>forced open world
>gameplay looks bland as fuck
>voice acting
>praise it for having huge areas, not good ones
Wew
SAM IS CUTE! CUTE!
>>341274660
They've said they're "breaking the formula" for the last few Zelda games and it's resulted in shitty games.
I swear to GOD if this is another Skyward Sword with one town at most...
>David's hair
JUST
>That haircut
JUST
Sam is cute, CUTE!
>the rest of the day to zelda
kill me please.
Jew tits HNNNNGGG
>>341274303
You mean Skyrim.
>>341274487
There's also a gun hooked up to a motion detector off camera.
I'm getting trolled right? That looked like a shadow of the Colussus clone with an active environment than legend of Zelda
Plus voice acting didn't sound good
Why and what is Nintendo doing
>>341274797
They have tomorrow and Thursday to talk about other upcoming games m8
those fucking tits bros
>>341274698
Watch the youtube stream.
>>341274716
YES
That is part of why I watch E3, it's awkward and hilarious
Sam is kind of hot
>translator wasn't introduced
Poor guy.
I'm gonna marry Sam
>>341274408
>Tripfag
Pathetic...
did they fuck?
NINTENDO ONLY HAS ONE GAME FOR E3
>>341274952
no towns anon
>>341275142
JUST
enemy design still looks childish and lame as fuck
>zelda rehash 1523
>pokemon rehash 1661
This is going downhill really quickly
Nice conference, can undertand all these nips are chonging out
>>341274660
Because THAT's what Zelda fans wanted, right?
There is no way that is a Wii U game.
>>341273736
I hope there's not too much of it...
>>341275034
>That looked like a shadow of the Colussus clone with an active environment
So SotC with the one thing it lacked
>>341275142
no, they're brother and sister
>>341275161
Better than Sony's 0.
JUST
>>3412751611 game > 50 movies
>exploration finally back in Zelda since Wind Waker
I've been waiting so long
>No Alison Rapp this year.
Gamergate was a mistake
>>341275161
Well they are showing the 2nd one, so there's that
>rest of the E3 direct is Pokémon and Zelda
So they've just stopped making games huh?
>mfw Reggie said "is a truly living world"
Nigga, it looked dead as fuck.
Nice fucking yummy titties Sam.
>>341275258
Its been years and years since the last zelda though
She has such a cute soft voice
OWL MASTER RACE
>>341275161
>nIntendo Treehouse
>Treehouse
>At the biggest entertainment expo
And people wonder why we call Nintendo kiddie shit
>>341275264
Yes actually, I've been sick of the same formula for fucking years.
>>341275142
Nintendo PR women fuck everyone for the right price
>>341275386
Who fucking cares? Sam was always my busty nintendo waifu
Niggers available
>literally the same trailer we had before
I would a Lillie
Wait so are they actually only showing 2 games?
WHO'S /VP/ HERE?
[mouth sounds]
>>341275386
Was she ever in these things?
where is the vid conference???
>>341275418
muh deer
>Comfy.
>Nearly no anime in thread.
Step it up.
>actual nice 3D pokemon
>looks like complete ass
Jesus christ get your hardware up to date ninty
>>341275496
How new are you here?
>>341275503
They've been making every Zelda game different in some way shape or form stop false flagging this new Zelda looked so bland
>>341275106
>kind of
>No new footage
>*smacks lips* the conference
I, uh, need some private time.
>>341275586
Without Iwata, they don't know the way.
>>341275606
how annoying
>>341275440
They look really soft
I would like to brush up against them
>people are surprised Nintendo only has one game at the end of a console's lifespan
This happens every single fucking time. When a console is about to end, they put all their effort into one game and release it just before the new system takes all their focus.
>>341275142
JUST
Damn, the translator is good.
>>341275526
That's just Alison.
>those tits
>that asmr voice
Oh god please Sam stop, I can't get any harder
>>341275161
Can't make this shit up
MAKE ALOLA GREAT AGAIN!
Oh my god this girl's dry mouth
fuck i think i've missed all of E3
anywhere i can catch up?
Translator guy is JACKED
Her voice does things to my dick
>>341275308
>I've convinced myself of this false reality, and you can't change that!
>>341275264
Well, yes?
Most of them have asked Nintendo to change things for a while.
Zelda ALBW was a nice step, this one is showing to break the formula completely and I'm happy about it.
moonspeak...
>>341275161
IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDOES IT, NINTENDO ALWAYS WIN
>>341275784
How do you know?
>>341275813
IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
Fucking lame, they're really not trying to compete with everyone else. Just the two games, I woke up early for this bullshit.
>>341274408
Fuck off to your dead mmo, grotesque spic.
Learn english you japcucks
>>341275767
since when does the end of a console lifespan last 3 years?
>>341275696
If that looked bland to you then nothing will ever satisfy you, might as well just stop playing video games.
>sam will never smother you with those massive knockers while she smacks her lips and smiles her big toothy grin
>nintendo only has one game
>it already won e3
cant make this shit up
seriously, where is the conference?
>>341276071
I am Japanese.
why do they have the gay flag on the t-shirt?
I am I the only one who doesn't like tree house? I don't feel they add anything.
>>341275963
that nigga swole
>>341275669
What kind of anime you want senpai?
That guy's neck is REALLY long.
Nintendos been on for 15 minutes and the majority of the talking is in Japanese.
This is actually Nintendo's E3? Jesus.
Oh shit guys
I just remembered this is kind of our fault
>/v/ sends Nintendo a huge fucking thank you card a couple of years ago for Nintendo Treehouse
>Treehouse was actually awesome that year, bunch of games, all gameplay and no bullshit
>Nintendo thinks this is all people want now
>Only two games this year
/v/ ruined E3
>>341275381
Yes, I can't wait to visit squares of the overworld and find the one obvious thing that's the only thing to "discover" in said square like I did in Wind Waker.
>>341275418
This. 30 years later and the original Zelda still feels the most alive.
>wii graphics (not U, just wii)
>forced open world
>gameplay looks bland as fuck
>voice acting
>praise it for having huge areas, not good ones
Wew
>Pokemon
The Perfect Woman
>>341275241
Don't say that. They wouldn't do that to me a second time...T-THEY WOULDN'T!
>>341276183
Like everyone else, to pay respect for the deaths.
One of their employee also died in the shooting so there's that.
New footage??? It's the same fucking trailer.
>>341275996
How are those Crash Remasters coming along anon?
>grown men seriously discussing the symbolism of pokemon
cant handle this shit anymore
marketing is the most soulcrushing thing
>new pokemon game guys!
>we added 2.5 new pokemen!
>that will be $60 plus tax
>show 1 game
>now a panel of shills shilling some other rehash game
Well that was a fast and boring conference.
>>341275669
>no anime
>post a game char
So Nintendo does not actually have any new games to announce?
>>341276170
>show second game as we speak
>only one game
????
>>341276296
here's your (You) for posting the same shitpost twice.
>>341276296
Wait for the live gameplay after this Pokemon ad break.
>>341276189
They add censors
I find it insulting that he doesn't even understand English. I mean I don't care if you can't speak it, but least learn it? It's important for this industry.
>>341276428
ah, I see, thanks.
>>341276189
they actually play the game and show gameplay i guess
>>341276280
Shiiiiiiiit.
Too much water confirmed.
>>341276540
well memed
>all these samfags
audrey is the superior woman
>>341276123
Since the Wii U bombed and they decided to cut their losses in favor of a new system.
How can they fuck up this badly with all this talking after the masterpiece that was Sony?
They're not even trying.
