Nintendo edition.Please no Coon discussion
Just lock me down and throw away the key, senpai
>Austin bitching about the most recent season of South Park
>He was the butt of the joke
Surely he realizes this?
>>341268352
>Coon discussion
I'm triggered. Yeah, it was a shit segment and Austin sucked the fun out of the air, but Nintendo is coming up. Can't we talk about that instead? We've already had like 10 threads about this shit.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressnintendo_1_1400@46333?duplicate reply
>Jeff making a reference to Orson Welles at the start of the Ubisoft conference livestream and nobody else besides Alex was getting it
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED
>>341263234
Alex's hairline is fucking disgustingly bad, why doesn't he just Vinny that shit and buzz it
Sup, coons. This is gonna be a shitshow because Nintendo has nothing to show.
Does the Nintendo shit start in 30min? Fuck, that's the same time the king makes a comeback on CS:GO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQOR0FWqrZE#t=54m26s
lol
>>341268182
Fuck GB, I am fucking done until they fire Austin, such a fucking killjoy.
What other group of persons should I sent my money too? Fuck this guys I want some people that actually have fun with gaming instead of taking it at face value and discuss about SJW bullshit.
>>341268560
Well, this Nintendo show is probably not going to be as raucously bizarre as last year's Nintendo show or the previous days' broadcasts. It'll likely just be "hey, that's neat" or whinging about how Zelda "hasn't changed enough" or something.
>>341268182
Buckle up, boys. This is where Nintendo finally comes back and wins E3!
>>341268779
Let him enjoy what little time he has left with it. It's gonna flap away someday.
>>341268689
dont clikc its a virus
>>341268182
>Giant bomb
>>341268765
What was it?
Also who's #yearofthegrapplinghook here?
>>341269061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
I need Lockdown to play on a loop please
>>341269028
i think it's hacking me
am i hacked?
>>341268765
>Jeff making a reference to Sealab 2021
EAT SOME MORE PILLS PILLHEAD.
>>341269261
burn your harddrive before its too late
>>341269261
It's a network stream. You need to open it in MPC or VLC.
>Power goes out
>Lose internet for 15 minutes
>Come back 6 minutes late
>Giant Bomb still hasn't started their stream
God bless you, you unprofessional fags.
>>341269380it was a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKRz5ffWRo
>>341269061
>Adam Boyes
>presided at Capcom when producing Dead Rising 2, a game about being a good dad
>also presided during the releases of Bionic Commando '09 and Lost Planet 2, games about grappling hooks and shooting large things with orange weak spots
>presides at Sony when literally all games do those things
>Giant Bomb E3
I won't ask if I was memed into staying up since that happened hours ago, just why in this way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA
also best lil b
Everybody's mad and I'm having a good time in all this chaos.
>>341268331
just hold me down and ravage my anus, senpai
>>341269747
how can you be having a good time? people are being marginalized AS WE SPEAK
I really feel like drinking a coke for some reason.
So this is going to be all Zelda?
>>341270017
Pokemon too
>>341269881
Because I'm a bad man.
>>341270089
Couldn't give less of a shit. Only here for the bantz.
>>341270017
Nah, Nintendo on their website said that they will be showing footage for SMTxFE, Dragon Quest VII, Monster Hunter Generations, Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Federation Force as the named items.
>>341270017
There's literally always mario + some minor meme character like kirby or yoshi game
god dammit
>>341269691
>Kamiya was murdered and Adam Boyes wears his skin around commanding the direction of Scalebound
>starting off with Vinny shenanigans
>>341270183
>SMTxFE
Is that the Kowashitai game or whatever? I don't give a shit about Fire Emblem or SMT, why do people seem to hate it so much?
>>341270176
go back to /brit/ you fucking paki
Austin is a good little slave boy.
That nigger made the shit out of my coffee
memes
>>341270425
Louie pls, this is why the colleges don't invite you anymore
what's with Dan offering Austin twinkies all the time?
>>341270473
Suddenly the stream got more tolerable for some reason.
>>341270497
Some kind of "epic" injoke between them. Ignore it.
Is Allison Rapp gonna be there? She's my favorite.
>>341270425
based Brad "life-taker" Shoemaker
Will I laugh as hard as the Southern Vaper segment during the Ubi stream at anypoint during this?
>>341270473
THAT COFFEE DISPENSER IS BEING STOLEN
>>341270485
>implying Louie "my daughters were made to serve BBC" cuCK isn't making bank from SJWs
>yes, massa
>>341270643
Probably not. I laughed really hard at that.
>>341268182
>No coon discussion
Why? Look at this adorable fluffy lug!
>Getting triggered by the name of a large fluffy kitty's breed name
You should kys desu senpai. baka.
>>341270643
I doubt it, Nintendo events are always safe and pretty dull to even mock.
>>341270582
They want someone to send an email about it next week so they can talk about thier epic hilarious jokezzz
>Look at how problematic this shit was
>>341270719
I may be thinking of Jerry Seinfeld or one of the other comics who don't even bother with the younger crowd anymore.
>>341270598
If you had the cash you could have watched it with her while she gave you a hand job.
>>341270316
It's actual name is Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, but fuck saying all of that.
I don't know about other people, but to me the way they merged the two is a bit too far. They sort of use the characters you know from Fire Emblem and SMT, but then there are personas for some reason I think? The whole vibe is that of Jpop Idol dancers as well so it for some reason looks like a Hatsune Miku game in battles. Then it also is apparently a semi open world similar to a SMT game?
Like i've seen most of the videos, and trailers they've shown of it, and I honestly don't know how it plays or what you will be doing in it.
>>341271004
Sienfeld and Rock both made comments about it. Louie pretty much panders to the young liberal college crowd every chance he gets.
BRIAN WAS SO PROBLEMATIC, UGH
Of course Austin would defend the Dune Coon.
>people ogling female cid
>Austin calls them assholes.
>>341268352
I only watched the first half of the most recent season, but even with characters like PC Principal it seemed like Matt and Trey were always finishing episodes with a pro-"SJW" message. Did they back-pedal on this in later episodes or did I misunderstand their messaging. Cause I actually can't understand why Alex and Austin didn't like the season
>>341270374
>this is the face of boredom.webm
>>341271206
So is it more of a Fire Emblem or a SMT game? Grid-based combat where you can befriend demons and use them?
>>341271049
What do you mean, anon? Not all girls are whores.
wtf
did anyone else just see alex uncontrollably shaking?
>>341271393
it's the face of "i need to make everyone aware of how much i disapprove"
>..."the coon"
>austin looks upset
>alex tells him he's a character
>austin tells him he knows. (just wanted to take the oppurtunity to be triggered on camera)
>PC principal pops up in the trailer
>"Well that's just fucking great" - Alex
>Alex looks over at Austin for approval
>Dan says the last season of SP was good (it was)
>Alex visibly seething. Looks at Austin for approval again.
These 2 need to fuck off to Polygon. They make everything awkward (especially Alex).
Having Alex on the bombcast this week was demonstrable proof of this. I legit turned it off the first time he started sperging out and yelling.
Austin thinks he's some kind of deep intellectual but really he's just a fat nerd and tumblrina. Even he has far better social skills than Alex.
The saddest part of all this is that Vinny is permanently handcuffed to these 2 insufferable twats and they had to pass on hiring based Bakkalar to hire Austin because of internet pressure to hire a minority.
>>341270403
High yellow house cat
>>341271595
She literally is/was an escort
I missed last nights stuff, what happened? Whats the coon thing about?
>>341271604
First time seeing Alex? Ryan asked him a few years ago if he was having a stroke during an E3 stream.
>>341271604
I was re-watching the great segment yesterday where Jeff was mocking the fake banter between people playing online and Alex tried to make a joke and couldn't finish it, tried repeating it and then just quietly shut up when he couldn't.
>>341271653
...Austin is a minority?
>>341271774
Austin is half black and gets offended by south park because Cartman's character is named the coon.
>>341271604
the guy's brain is seriously fucked up. he's a drug addict or something.
What was Austin's college degree again?
>>341271526
It seems to be more like an SMT game combat wise, and I doubt you can befriend the demons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Gav2j_DTY
Looking at this now it seems that it could be along the idea that Idols in their world are dancers that fight holographic enemies or something, I don't know.
>>341271653
Vinny's slightly less of a SJW, but he's still one.
He was literally just talking about how it's shitty to look at virtual boobs.
>>341270643
That was hilarious until Austin wanted to get in on it and just killed the joke
This shitskin is worse than that faggot patrick. Fucking hell
>>341272102
Yep :(
Jeff and Vinny could have carried that bit for hours too, but nope.
>>341271981Social media and he's knee deep in debts
>>341272007
He had a daughter and now feels weird about sexualised young women. It happens.
>>341271981
PhD in MEDIA STUDIES. A real genius that one.
>>341271981
Media Studies with a minor in faggotry.
>>341271653
Dan should fuck off with them too, to be honest.
>>341271774
The new South Park demo involves Cartmans superhero character The Coon. Austin is triggered because the characters name is a play on how Cartman is racist. He doesn't care about the irony or satirical nature of the character, he just wants to be mad but he can't be because most people (including liberal faggots) like South Park.
>>341272357
>>341272392
What does that actually involve?
I hope they announce WoW 2 and Age of empires 4.
>>341272320
>>341272357
>>341272408
I suddenly feel slightly better about my life choices
>>341272338
At least that's a good reason for it
>>341271653
At least they'll be contained together again after E3 over in New york. Glad they had the sense to keep them on opposite sides of the table. Would have been insufferable.
>>341272102
>Brad just sits there laughing his ass off, and then Alex or Austin comes in with some boring shit and kills the vibe
Everytime.
>>341272357
He doesn't even have his phd yet because he keeps failing.
>>341272579
Getting knee deep in debt for a paper that says "I'M SMART GUYS!" that nobody except idiots will fall for.
>Sonyfags being so desperate that they claim this is the best E3 they had
kek
>>341272579
I don't know, but I would guess that it involves analyzing sexism and racism in the media.
Or something equally pointless.
>shitting on crash
getting sick of these nu males' shit lads.
Yeah I was shocked that people reacted so strongly to it, like it was pretty weak and lacked many games that could have made it better
Well, it's decided, then. Microsoft won :^)
>>341272752
How is that even possible? It's like coming in second at the retard olympics. Over and over again.
>>341273093
That's pretty wild. To what end though? On the other end of the degree, what skills will you have?
>>341273145
>Here's 1second of Igor and other exclusives like Automata and Gravity Rush 2 only get off stream trailers.
>>341270473
His arms are so white
I thought Sony's conference was pretty good. It wasn't great, I wanted some more new IP's and less VR but it was alright. Don't see why people are upset.
Would Ryan had went through the South Park presentation as if they were killing his mother and raping him with a hot iron rod?
>giant bomb thread
>people complain about how they hate giant bomb
okay...
MOMENT OF NINTENSILENCE.
>>341273145
The only games I was interested in was Horizon and Detroit (and this is me knowing well in advance what a David Cage game is)
I guess the new Kojima game was kind of interesting too, but I was mostly
>>341272936
Not even idiots fall for it anon. Tell an average pleb that you got a degree (never mind a fucking PhD) in media studies and watch them snigger. Literally the only people who think it's worth anything are other media studies graduates.
>>341273505
Really expect much else from this board?
moment of silence boyz shut the FUCK up
1 minute of silence for Nintendo.
RIP.
>>341271653
>The saddest part of all this is that Vinny is permanently handcuffed to these 2 insufferable twats
it fucking hurts. to make matters worse dan is so fucking unfunny it spoils jeff over in gb west... never thought id see the day drew was the saving grace of giant bomb
>"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL"
>moment of silence
>>341273580
Maybe... but that's just me
>>341273447
I honestly couldn't tell you.
YOU HYPE FOR E-LEAGUE, BOYS? OLOFMEISTER COMEBACK NOW.
>>341273505
>Giant Bomb, video game website
>Cynical about video games
>Giant Bomb watchers
>Cynical able Giant Bomb
What's the problem?
>>341273504
No, but it's not like Jeff, Vinny or Brad did either. They were just awkwardly silent because they didn't want to trigger Austin any further.
>>341272579
its pretty much
>culture critic: the phd
they'll write an essay on media's effects on society, gender, priviledge, etc.
no hard, marketable skills or specialized knowledge.
>Voice acting
Brad has been begging for this stupid bullshit for years, here you go, you fag. Zelda games are now saved. Dumb Bethesdrone.
>Voice
What.
Give it to me raw Reggie
>>341274016
IT JUST WORKS
I'M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL SAINTS ROW 3 IS NUMBER 2 ON THIS LIST
this looks nice
holy fuck this awful commentary shut the fuck up
so terrible, jesus christ, just want them to shut the fuck up
>>341273827
Austin almost made me ashamed to be mulatto, I was laughing my ass off the entire time and he was intentionally trying to set up a mood of "Laugh at this and you'll hurt my feelings". Literally "that friend".
>>341273920
I'd argue their knowledge is specialized, it's just useless
>no fucks given about all the great shit show at sony and microsoft
>nintendo shows one game and the nut busting begins
fuck it, fuck it all
Not gonna lie, not a Nintendofag, but that looked legitimately great.
>>341274379
this might be the wrong stream for you
>>341274379
>giant bomb talks over
>uhhh shut up
>>341274439
>mulatto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EGMTvuZ4g
>>341274379
why not watch the raw feed
?
>>341274379
Watch the actual stream then if you dont want to hear them?
Could Giant Bomb be saved by swapping one of them for a McElroy?Griffin is cute. CUTE.
Will it have Radiant AI?
>>341274439
>laughing at South Park
confirmed for 15
>Nintendo won
Shit looks good
So they're finally going the voice-over route.
Still don't know how I feel about that.
>Zelda falling for the Open World meme
I guess the first Legend of Zelda can be considered a Open World game, but you know what I mean.
>>341274439
Austin is desperate to be part of the black side of his heritage when no one gives a shit about it especially the black side.
not able to watch the stream right now, is zelda confirmed a girl this time yet? or at least optionally?
>>341274469
wouldnt buy a fucking wiiu for it tho
What kind of asian you want senpai?
JUST
>>341274872
Nintendo confirmed for cishet shitlords, sorry.
Am I the only one who thought the game looks really bland and undetailed? Like a 2011 indie game
Popplio is love, Popplio is life.
I will cut you niggers if you disparage him!!
>>341274832
are you dense?
hnnnnng who dis
Do people still play Pokemon? Like, grown people on /v/ I mean?
This is not me saying the game is childish or anything, I just got bored as fuck when I played Pokemon Blue. I have no idea how people were able to finish that game, let alone continue playing each new installment.
>>341275240
fuck popplio
JUST
>>341275268
There's an entire board dedicated to pokemon
>>341275206
>Like a 2011 indie game
yeah the world had that empty indie look
>>341275342
REEEEEEEE
>>341275167
FUCK
>>341275206
It looks like if Journey was an actual game, and I don't mind that.
>>341275240
WE ROLL ROWLET IN THIS HOOD NIGGA
POPPLIOS GET POPPED ON THESE STREETS
>>341275083
As a Mustard only, the Wii U is the closest system to me being interested in buying it. Bayonetta 2, Super Mario Maker and possibly this Zelda game.
Still not gonna do it because I know this is the last game they'll release, though.
Uh I didn't come here to see a row of chinks spout Engrish. Show me the vidya.
>>341274796
Look at all of these 15 year olds.
>>341275206
That's what it looked like since the start.
It's so hard to justify open world shit, Nintendo is getting ubisofted just like Kojima
It's lit! I'm black! It's lit at the nightshow!!
>no cute alison butt
you monsters
NX is a new Console
>>341275529
I'd be willing to bet NX will be back-compat with Wii U.
>pokemon
>moment of silence
>trailer for a shitty zelda game
>old trailer for pokemon
>another hour of zelda shit
why did nintendo even bother showing up again?
>Alex trying so hard to be funny and relevant
>>341275242
No? It's Zelda falling for the Open World meme.
>>341275689
look at all those fucking manchildren and shills.
jesus christ, kys
>>341275904
no it is two wii:us duck taped
>>341276023
Because people wanted them to.
>Popplio defense force
Cuck pokemon pick confirmed.
The moon bat gives me pain. It hurts to look at.
fuck do these guys take a breath to just shutup
The qt's mouth sounds as she speaks tho
>we want the ASMR audience
So does this Nintendo guy ever talk or is he just a decoration
Sun+Litten is the only valid choice, right?
Austin triggered by pokeslavery kek
I'm gonna make Austin my slave
AUSTIN PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTIN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Who gives a toss about pokemon?
>I'm gonna get real with you for a moment
>>341276060
Almost every single mainline Zelda game has been open world or had open world like features.
>>341276375
Why are you watching Giant Bomb?
oh no austin stop
stop
not funny stop you didnt even realize you just made a slave 'joke'
why do amerifats keep pronouncing it pokimon? it's been over a decade and you still can't get it right.
Came expecting funny and interesting commentary
Got annoying fat guy blathering about pokemon slavery and making their own clothes
austin is based as fuck for lampshading his sjwness, truly patrician right there my bros
> Austin lacking so much creativity he has to use the old joke about pokemon being slaves.
Just fire him already.
>>341276718
>American's
>Pronouncing non-American words.
>this awful fucking commentary
terrible what the fuck
>>341276802
What the fr*ck is lampshading
>>341276662
Because I'd like their perspective and ancillary information, not shitty banter. The mics are too loud to hear over them too. They're just drowning shit out.
>its a austin makes a slavery joke and everyone tenses up episode
no more
>>341276060
>meme
can you express an opinon without chanspeak please. and it the first one was open world, they aren't falling for shit. its part of the series.
>>341276653
Nah. It was pretty much instanced in areas. It was just formed in a good way.
Do these guys even like games? Every time i watch them they just bitch about everything while stoking their nu-male bears
Kick Austin out of GB already, Jesus Christ.
>>341277007
Have you not seen these before?
fuuuuuuuuuck austin
>>341277186
yeah this is terrible what the fuck man
vinny saves e3
>people actually wanting to hear this canned pr bullshit about pokemon
what is austin doing
I want to dieeeeeeeeeee
Thank you Vinny for doing what you do.
>>341277395
this. they realize nobody cares about the newest pokemon gimmick.
>>341277404
Not shutting the fuck up like he should
Bless Vinny.
>>341277520
He's yet to make a "hooters" joke.
so.... jeff's suicide? what do you guys think?
i give it 6 months.
>self-destruct bracelet
lelz
>Jeff with that racist joke
T R I G G E R E D
>>341277872
He died a long time ago
>>341277395
>how dare someone want to actually listen to the presentation!
>this terrible commentary is so much better!
>>341277705
Oh man missed golden joke.
>>341277872
whenever the reality of marriage kicks in. probably a couple more months.
YEP ITS POKEMON
>>341278002
watch the nintendo stream then MY DUDE
>>341277872
He survived the honeymoon so my conspiracy has already cracked.
>>341278002
>watches a stream with commentary
>doesn't want to hear commentary
...
>>341278092
Sure is some Pokemon ass Pokemon I'm watching. How many Pokemon generations are we in?
vinny is my daddy
How much of this are they going to watch?
so... another zelda which is just a passable open world game .. and further bastardization of pokemon?
Framerate looks a bit better at least.
>>341278469
hi genwunner
>>341278204
>>341278261
theres a thing called good commentary
but this is just dog shit
holy fuck, omg. awful
>>341278019
You'd think, right? Literally a lay-up for the guy who said this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyihvMrYSPg
Oh my fucking god, I hate Dan as much as I hate Austin and Alex.
>HURRR What's going on
Its nice we're paying attention, Austin
>>341278261
To be fair, their commentary has been pretty terrible.
I wonder if this will run like shit on a normal 3DS?
>>341278594
i cant even
>>341278359
7th gen is sun and moon.
Jeff and Vinny continue to be great even when they have three handicaps called Alex, Austin and Dan weighting them down.
>>341278469
Pretty much. But nintenyearolds will still pretend it's the best thing ever.
>>341278594
Then don't watch? Real question is your IQ in the double digits?
So are we ready for the next 5 hours of them grinding those lady bugs for the real pokemon experience?
