>that player who keeps saying weird and unfunny shit no one on the server replies to
>>341262558
that would be me. I always post some memes to global chat that no one ever replies to
stop drakeposting
>>341262558
is that me?
i remember very clearly back in the early days of halo 3 multiplayer i was in one match where a little hispanic kid kept saying "SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO"
was pretty weird, no one asked why, he just kept saying it for the whole match
>>341262558
That's me, i always shout memes and see if somebody responds back.At least i do that when im not playing with /v/
>>341263030
That's lil Kodak the finesse kid. Who's hot as him?
>say weird shit for fun
>people find it funny and respond with jokes too
it's a good feelin'
>>341262558
Are you german?
Once I told a german a joke and he just replied with "ok". Fucking humorless krauts.
>>341263834
Remember how Halo 3 had proximity chat? Where you could talk to an opposing player as long as you were close enough? I remember a Grifball match where a kid would only say SUCK MY BABY DICK every time he swung the hammer
> that guy that awkwardly tries to hit on a chick in the server
> bonus points if he offers to buy her games if she just adds him as a friend
WHY?
H
Y
?
>>341262558
>On voicechat.
>They try to be a 'personality' and do a grating fake 'comical' laugh all the time.
>>341264291
what a fuckin champ
>>341262558
>clearly a whitey white white kid
>singing off key
>trying to rape
>telling him to shut up just make him louder
>starts team killsing or trolling the lobby
Why do white boys have such fragile egos?
>>341264258
> German guy joins
> ask him how he's doing
> none of your business
Jesus, I was just being nice
>>341264863
kek
t. german
>>341264853
Found the pedo
>>341264735
>trying to rape
Excuse me, what?
>>341264853
nice try Dan
>>341264853
it's funny because he wouldn't dare touch an adult female like that as she'd tell him to fuck off
>The crouching Heavy spamming "Help" with his sandvich out
Thanks to that Youtube faggot for starting that shit.
>>341262558
>that kid that tries to be funny on the chat
>bottom of the leaderboard with a meme as his avatar
>>341264863
>I was just being nice
zhey believe in nazzing!
>>341262896
>>341262558
I have that problem
>>341264393
>playing TTT back in the good old days of GMod in 2010
>one female player on server
>she's playing dumb and simply sucks dick at the game
>she's talking on the mic and a handful of guys are basically fighting for her attention, asking questions and agreeing with everything she says
>write "why is everyone paying so much attention to calski? is it because she has a vagina?"
>dozen of people go lol in chat and over mic
>mfw
I never understood how you can be so thirsty in online games. When I was a kid playing online I though "Maybe I will be like this too when I'm around 16 and know there is a girl online?". Nope. It's just cringy virgins who do that.
>>341262896
I feel your pain
>>341264863
>Join server
>Oi m8 watcha doin'? killin' some jews?
Contain your autism you fucking anglos
>talking in pubs
>playing pubs
>>341264863
My complete experience with krauts
>that one guy who wont shut the fuck up about how oh so depresssed he is and how oh so terrible his life is
>donald trump has joined the sever
>talks about building walls
>acts like the average /pol/fag with an IQ of 43
>incredibly unfunny
>nobody responds
>that kid trying to crack "jokes" and be friends with everyone
Fuck off, I just want my damn loot.
>>341265818
>make [game] great again
>>341265264
pedophiles are inherently predatory. even the ones that don't fully act on their fantasies.
>that guy who tells everyone to "git gud" and "l2p"
>he loses against me everytime
>mfw
>If I lose my teammate lost me the game.
>If I won it's because of my individual effort.
>Spergs out hardcore when people call him out for being the faggot he is.
>>341265407
>It's the rocket jumper+market gardener soldier
Also thanks to whatever that Youtubers name who brought that to mainstream attention.
>that player that would constantly taunt in a doa match while fighting in a tourney
that was me
>>341267090
fug how did this end up in the wrong thread
>absolutely destroy one particular player
>he manages to land a kill when you were under half health after killing half of his team
>taunts
>lenny face
>"gg ez"
>>341265763
>tell him to stop spamming the chat with his stupid life and if he was going to do it then do it
>he goes quiet
>he leaves the lobby
>>341264406
we have a saying here in Austria:
>If she's older than 9 it will fit
>If she's 2 it will also fit, but demand more effort
It's funnier in our native tongue because it rhymes. Other kids used to say it in the park where we played all the time but I was too young to understand back then.
>>341264056
TOLD MY DOCTOR IM A HEALTHY KID I SMOKE BROCCOLI
>guy joins
>immediately starts ranting about n*****s
>admin asks him politely to stop
>does he?
>no, instead her spams the mic with N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R until he's banned
I wonder what makes such a person tick
>>341265818
is that you?
>that guy who says "gg ez" after every game
>>341262558
le destruction nigger xDDDD
>>341268507
This used to be me
>>341268086
Old enough to count, old enough to mount
>>341263792
It's his little sister, nigger
>>341265818
>donald trump has joined the server
>talks about building walls
>total shitposting starts on chat between liberals and conservatives
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE SERVER
>>341268086
Underrated post tbqh
>>341267319
>do this all the time
>the person who is better than me beating me gets mad
>keep it up. rub the kill in his face
>he gets really mad
>wants me to admit that he is better or something
>just keep gloating about one kill
>he starts to target me
>taunts, tbags, etc
>call him mad
>he yells
LMAO
>>341268208
I wonder why you censor yourself, nigger
>>341265818
t. buttmad bernout
>playing league and two-three of my teammates starts bad mouthing each other
>during a teamfight or something one of them dies and blames the jungler/mage/adc for being shit
>the blamed player STOPS MID FIGHT to respond and dies and later types "WTH, I WAS TYPING!!"
when my team start's trash talking each other, I try to keep my mouth shut and do my job because i found that doing so I won't be dragged into the argument even if I'm 0/8
>>341268934
I touch my little sister in the head not in their body
he is a sick bastard
>join Merril's Marauders server
>properly communicate tactics and information allowing efficient coordination
>just fucking kidding they're arguing about politics even if they have no idea what they're talking about
>>341269596
He's just awkward. My younger brother is like that. He doesn't understand personal space.
>>341262558
>That player who is a male and acts like a Girly Whore
>That player who try to get all the attention of the males of the guild to ERP with them
>That player acts acts all gay and pretends to suck dick in game
>>341269548
until someone points out that you have the worst k/d ratio and then everyone blames you
thank god i don't play shit games anymore
That one kid in gym class who gets called to up to start the pacer test and immediately yells nope and noclips out of the gym.
Fuck you John. I had to run after you.
>>341268208
>n*****s
>chatting with bros while they play guild wars 2
>guys are fine to make jokes while they play
>one dudes wife is the only one taking the game awkwardly, excessively seriously and getting mad at the guys talking to me
>>341268086
>underrated
>>341269983
not when the jungler hasn't been ganking all game
or mid hasn't been calling mia on their fed mage
or when the adc has a low farm score
>>341265534
I'm a cringy virgin but I don't do this shit. The real element at work at shit like this is desperation.
>>341269548
This is why I never fucking solo queue anymore.
>>341264863
German guy here, what would be the correct answer?
>>341265534
It's not even just cringy virgins, because I was a cringy virgin as a teen and I didn't do that shit.
The key here is it's cringy virgins who have no real interaction with women in their lives, and still think they fart rainbows and poop soft serve ice cream.
>>341270532
Americans want you to say 'good' in response to that, even if you're not.
>>341270532
asking someone how they're doing is just American small talk. The standard response is "pretty good, you?" or some variation. You're basically giving a meaningless platitude acknowledging the other person exists and has feelings, but keep it completely platonic and don't reveal any of those feelings.
>TF2
>taunt after killing someone
>they start sperging in chat
>>341262558
literally me
>>341271092
>mfw ask someone how they're doing and they say bad because a loved one died
No no no.
>>341270532
>what would be the correct answer
christ, are all germans autistic or something?
>>341268194
Kek'd
>>341271092
That's actually the best description of that behavior that I've ever read. Makes a lot of sense.
>>341271328
you just laugh in their face for bringing that shit into a game
Video games are a mens hobby and women ruin it.
>>341268208
fuck off nigger
>girl talks on mic
>entire server bends over backwards for her
>dozens of permavirgins asking for friend requests
>gang of neckbeards form a constant possi around her
>voice chat discussion is nothing but nu-males replying to everything she says and opening their mics to laugh when she tells bad or good joke
>>341270938
>>341271092
That's not true at all tho. Unless you're using it as a passing greeting and don't plan on interacting with that person beyond said greeting.
>>341268208
>censoring yourself
It's a good idea, you don't want the reddit mods to see you and delete your post
>>341271734
>Unless you're using it as a passing greeting
That's usually how it is.
>That one player that gets mad a and sends you messages after you kill them 5 times in a row.
Don't get mad get even dude.
>>341270532
the correct answer is to also say "how you doing?"
>>341272068
These are the best, because they're almost always shit like "YOU THINK UR GOOD OR SOMETHING????"
>>341271734
>using it as a greeting
I don't get it and I'm an American. If I ask someone how they're doing it's because I'm genuinely interested. Otherwise I just stick to "godd mornin/evening"
>>341264056
My man Cartier
>>341271092
Its seems weird to me because not only was I basement-dwelling autist but even if I did step outside, you would rarely hear such platitudes in New Jersey.
>that player getting rekt and banter
>talks like hes not mad
>proceeds to play like someone in full 200% rage mode would do
>>341265818
>Retarded shitposter flooding global with /pol/ memes
>People are dumb enough to respond seriously
>I just wanna try and find a party or trade but it keeps getting drowned out
Yes, I am mad.
>my kills = my skills, my deaths = everybody else's fault
I havent played league in 9 months because 80% of the community is like that
I like to find someone on global chats that are arguing with someone or raging and flaming people.
And then I say something like "X you're usually a nice guy, I don't know what got you so riled up"
It gets people off the guard so often, they get confuses.
>>341271725
it's weird because IRL this happens all the time. I even have to fight the urge to jump at the one girl in an all male group. It's some instinct.
>>341262558
Go back to /tg/
>Just going to mute you
>5 minutes later
>I'm muting you
>10 minutes later
>I'm fucking muting you
>30 minutes later
>Dude I'm muting you, faggot
>1 hour later
>Dude you're such a fucking retard I'm going to fucking mute you, you piece of shit.
>>341273408
I see it all the time in CS courses, feel same way. Every now and again I'll be walking by, one of them will ask me how I'm doing, I'll crack a joke and the girl (who I don't even properly know) will smile at me. Feels good
>>341275064
They're just pining away for (You)'s
>>341273408
I've noticed this as well. Weird stuff, but I guess, as you said it's instinct or some shit like that.
Although I hardly encounter things like that nowadays.
>>341275064
>guy you roasted 9 minutes keeps trying to get your attention
>tell them to stop being so autistic
>they stop talking for the rest of the game
>>341264735
t. Tyrone
how come whenever I play with russians and the polish and the norwegian or whatever is in that region how come they speak english???
They have their own language, how do they ALLL know how to speak english though?
>>341270798
>The key here is it's cringy virgins who have no real interaction with women in their lives, and still think they fart rainbows and poop soft serve ice cream.
>tfw this delusion is already shattered when you grow up with a sister and realize girls are more chaotic and just as gross as boys
Sometimes even grosser when you walk to the bathroom and the toilet is stained with blood and a badly flushed down tampon.
>joins blu as last point is capped
>"all me :^)"
>>341262558
>that player who fucks with you specifically
>"killstealing faggot"
>>341277297
>that player who doesn't like your name, or talks shit about your avatar and comes after you because of it
>that player that's actually just tsundere for you, b-baka
>>341276851
because non americans know there's more than 1 country in the world and learn other languages
>>341271380
Yes
>"that" player
>that player who keeps saying weird and unfunny shit no one on the server replies to
literally all of 4chan
>>341265891
>he says while unironically posting the green froggy
>>341278365
Kys weebfag
>brb smoke
>>341279531
pepe hate is reddit-tier now. get with the times, faggot.
>two people arguing in the chat
>one says "Yeah well your mom sucked my dick!"
>"..Dude, don't say that. My mom is dead."
>other guy keeps apologizing and looks like a retard
>>341280010
>pepe hate
It's a green frog, no need to try and give it a name.
>r-r-reddit
typical
>>341280369
kys
>>341271380
yes
>>341271725
>have a girl over
>ask her to talk something to the mic
>whole server goes apeshit
>pretend to be a grill and get free games
>delete and block the people
Those autists are so easy to exploit.
>>341279697
literally and figuratively no one say that
>>341280637
Reddit tier response anon
>>341281585
kys
>join public lobby in l4d2
>host faggot keeps pestering everybody with questions
>leave lobby
I just want to shoot some zombies faggot I don't want to be part of your faggy little inner circle.
>>341281662
>This Post was brought to you by summer
>>341271168
>taunting after killling
i bet you do it unironically
>>341282051
kys
>>341262558
>That guy who does this in real life
I stopped playing multiplayer many years ago, but remember how alot of people where screaming unnecessary. Is that still a thing? Is it safe to come back?
>that guy who never talks, but constantly blasts horrible rap music out of his phone at full blast.
>that kid who yells at his team every time he dies.
>the guy who doesn't realize his mike is on and is arguing with his mother.
>That player who was dead silent while everyone else joked and had a good time
>When someone addressed him he'd nervously stutter and try too hard to please
>be me when i was younger
>mum finally buys me the Xbox Live wireless Adapter
>Tell her i'll do all my homework before i play any games
>She believes, Whatachump.tdk
Load up Halo 3
>Though everyone would be real nice to me and care about everything i said, would ask people for tactics, best routes to take to flank, literally would ask people how their week had gone
>Fucking Kraut calls me a 'nigger fucking jew'
>cry to my mum and never play online for a couple of weeks.
>>341283039
Delete this
>>341283126
Top kek, krauts a shitters
>>341272584
>work at a gas station
>every other person is a white trash druggie asking for "$2 regular"
>>341271734
based autism
>>341264258
that was you? fucking asshole
i dont exactly remember what you said, but it was offensive to me at the time.
>>341262896
My neck. My back. Lick my bussy, and my sack.
Heard this nearly every day in Nost from some cuck in STV. I have no idea why he kept spouting it.
>>341284161
That's not even how the track goes.
>Hey, do you want to group up and play another round after this?
>>341262558
GAhdshasyudmasmd klasjdjas saduqo jashdiqpdpsad,mcas asdjdHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's what I hear in every fucking game with mic chat in multiplayer.
>>341281418
>gf (now ex) comes over
>asks if she can use mic while I play
>acts drunk
>tells server she has to take a shot every death
>getting hunted down constantly
>teammates trying to flirt asking to be sent pics etc
>friend requests start flooding in
>couple of guys send pictures of their hairy chests
>"you like? ;)"
>we laugh at the desperation
I kinda miss her now...
>>341285563
>mfw she did like
>>341285424
No, you're pretty shit and I don't want some autist dragging me down.
>ARMY_SGT_BATALLION_8543 joins server
>brings up his military service several times
>>341285563
had similar shit happen with me and my girlfriend.
bunch of guildies asking us to have sex while they listen and shit.
>>341286256
>Armyfags
Truly the worst branch
I have yet to join a pub and see a guy ask how our day was.
I have fucking 1k hours in TF2
Where do you find them?
>faggots who green text in chat
>faggots who green text in the comments for video trailers
Keep /v/ in /v/, you fucking spergs.
>>341286507
>not just moaning into the mic together
could have done your guild a solid since they aren't getting any action
>>341268086
Austria sprachen Deutsche ja? Was ist die Ausdruck?
>Pistol round in CS
>"How's everyone doi-"
>"B"
>"A"
>"A"
>"B"
Just shh, play the game. Call out. Talk strats. Chat after we've won.
>>341287979
I do this but only if I'm playing with my brother who is a lurker
>>341288223
Still stupid. Arguably worse. I don't go up to my cousin's and tell them about some shitty image macro I found on /v/.
>>341287979
People do this every where, it makes me cringe.
>>341288613
It's the worst when they do this whilst acting smug, edgy and contrarian.
>>341283126
you nigger fucking jew
>That one guy who makes jokes about sexual acts with animals way too often
>>341289293
>he sells out and the comic goes to shit
>some dude is being generally obnoxious and won't shut up in the game
>tell him to shut the fuck up, quit being a little bitch, and play the game
>get banned
>>341262558
>that player who draws dicks with bullets on walls
>>341262896
I CAN'T CONTROL MY AUTISIM AND UT FUCKING HURTS
>>341289640
Been doing it for like 20 years now, never gets old.
>>341276243
>>341273408
>Be in college science class
>7 to 3 male to female ratio
>"Okay get in groups"
>I pair up with the guy next to me and 4/10 asian girl because they're in my immediate vicinity
>Literal crowds of guys surrounding the hot girls that sit in the front
>We all make fun of them together
>>341288559
I doubt your cousins are lurkers and would share your humor. False equivalence, faggot
>>341279697
>Not smoking while playing
>Not putting your computer in a box with a vent to the other room to keep it smoke free and your room cool
>>341289904
yet you do, and that's kinda sad
>>341283039
Kill yourself.
>That one guy who thinks he's the center of attention and gives 24/7 running commentary of what he is doing
>>341264863
It's either that or
>german guy joins
>forces smilies in everything :)
>>341280310
>"dude don't say that my mom is dead"
>"i know"
>>341290530
>getting old is sad
No sadder than anything else we can't control, and a lot less sad than many things.
>>341289983
The point remains. Why the fuck would you talk openly about 4chan to anyone, let alone family?
>>341289931
i actually got my ex gf like that
10+ males jumped onto her like hyenas at some party
after she had enough of the beta orbit we started to chat some and that was basically it
>>341286507
Did you ever find out what those guildies looked like?
>LEATHER PLETHER
>>341290530
That's what I like about drawing dicks on walls... I get older, they stay the same age. Heheheheh...
>>341290786
no, the fact that you're acting like an immature /b/tard at age 30+ is sad, friendo
>>341285424
>that guy who despite meeting you in a random lobby, invites you to a party
>tfw he sends a friend request
>>341285563
>Have female roommate
>Whenever I want someone's item I just have her send a voice message on my account asking for it
>Get added to groups and gifted shit 2 out of 3 times
My steam name is Barbara Ann because I like the Beach Boys and there's one guy who always wants to help me out and bought me terraria when it was still 20 bucks so I could play with him
>>341290865
Because he's just as likely to spout memes and show me shit as I am? I'm sorry if you don't have that sort of relationship with any immediate family members
>>341291016
alright alright alright
>>341263834
Remember when you could play Gears of War single player co-op with a random person online? I once joined up with some Hispanic kid who kept saying "say hello to my little friend" and would only run up to enemy grunts with the chainsaw bayonet revved
>>341265407
>see one of those on my team
>go spy
>disguise as him
> switch to sandvich and crouch
> free backstabs on benevolent individuals
I had a friend who used to infrequently send us furry porn "as a joke" and then eventually "came out" while we played age of empires. Everyone just spammed 11 into the chat and we never talked to him again. He was the type of guy you described
>>341264258
>German joins the server
>"O hi X3"
>>341291195
Not as sad as you getting mad at what I do by myself in fps games my man.
>>341291384
>meme spouting
There's your problem. Unless you're like 14, repetitive images of shitty jokes should be funny. That's this board is rarely humorous at all now and filled with manchildren.
>>341291820
I'm not getting mad, your post just made feel pitiful.
>>341265818
>trump joins server
>actually builds walls
Thanks Ace of Spaces
>>341291227
>Be playing DS3 with the lucerne
>Murdering in a fight club for 30 minutes straight because because people don't understand counter damage
>Get invited to a group called "DS3 MLG PVP club"
>Combination of shame and honor
>>341291935
>I'm not getting mad
Oh, you mad
>>341265407
>Heavy in Skyrim hat crouching in spawn room spamming "Put dispenser here" in some helium voice mod
You're literally a drain on the rest of the team who're actually playing, go fuck around in an idle server or something
>>341291909
We're both in our 20s and its not like memes are only image macros now. A lot of the shit we talk about is from cringe threads and people going apeshit
>>341291935
>No really I'm not even upset. I'm making this post to tell you how not upset I am
>>341291935
>feeling pitiful over a random guys post
you need to get your priorities straight. You should only feel pitiful for your own flaws.
>>341292413
Legitimately enjoying memes is cringe worthy in itself and cringe threads are /b/ tier.
>>341265534
>a gamer girl joins our little steam group to play games with us
>she sucks balls and is actually purposefully playing ignorant to seem cute but to me it's actually mildly annoying
>the desperate virgin keeps licking her boots and babysits her in every game we play, protecting her by going tank and sticking by her side and pretending to be interested in her vain bullshit
>I simply treat her as an equal, I invite her to the party when we are all ready to play games, and I thank her for playing with us when it's all over
>she and the virgin cteep are starting to go into private calls together and playing co-op games together
It's actually starting to look like they might be hooking up. I thought you fuckers said that this shit never works?
>>341271168
>TF2
>>341262558
Mark My words, the day I get a mic I'm going to talk so much shit no matter what I'm doing. You all will have to put up with my shit for once
>>341278930
>darkluigi
>dickeater
>jizzdragon
>eviljesus
hard keks
>Little kid with annoying voice spams the mic
>Add music in the background that sounds like shit because is too far away from the mic to hear it clear
>Has the mic on always
>I proceed to mute him
>Another guy starts talking
>"Shut up already"
>Kid doesn't do it, 2nd guy keeps saying the same thing, but angrier.
>"FUCKING SHUT UP ALREADY YOU DUMB KID"
>Me "Just mute him"
>No more arguing for the rest of the game
I wish it was just a one time occurrence.
>>341292931
She wants attention and the creep is giving it to her. She'll cuck him with another dude soon though.
>>341292732
>stop being happy with your family
That's what you sound like right now
>>341270105
>That one kid who walks cross country
>Doesnt even try to jog
>have a free period when everyone finishes
>he doesnt finish so we cant play ball
>>341262558
>that player who goes on /v/ and makes "that player" threads
>>341293895
Good job putting words in my mouth.
>don't really talk in server, just play
>kill a guy a couple times
>friend requests me
No, fuck off
>>341292931
>Play counterstrike with 4 friends for a couple hours every week
>One time we get matched up with a cute sounding girl that lives across the country
>She sucks but is nice and funny
>Friend invites her to play with us and be our 5th
>She's good for a while but eventually stops caring about CS
>Just joins the match to talk while AFK
>Try to explain to the group that vent exists or we could use skype or something and not carry a dead player every game
>Everyone seems to think I just want her gone
>She understands and wants to switch
>Everyone is still mad
>Stratifies the group
>We literally stop talking over this
>I alone remain friends with girl
>>341292931
He's getting played. Let him get burned and maybe he won't be such a cuck in the future
>>341280310
>"..Dude, don't say that. My mom is dead."
>"i know, i killed her while fucking"
>>341293903
>that one fat fuck who pretends to faint
>heralded as a hero when he finally managed to walk a single lap by the end of the hour
>>341289829
>UT FUCKING HURTS
then play quake instead, geez
>that autistic faggot that keys his mic whenever he laughs
>that player who "wants to trade"
>that player who's kids won't shut the fuck up, like damn dude be a parent.
>that player who says widow isn't OP and we just need to learn to play
>>341270532
Just say if you're having a good day or not, stop overthinking it. No need to go into every minutia of detail either.
>>341292931
>>I simply treat her as an equal
>>and I thank her for playing with us when it's all over
No you didn't treat her equally. You are just another faggot who put her on the pedestal.
And he is literally just online orbiting her.
>>341294767
No, just say you're fine. If you say you're having a bad day people will either clam up and get awkward or start prying into your shit.
My default reply to "How's it going?" is a nice, neutral "It's going."
>that player who says "ROFLSTOMPING NOOBIES"
>breathing into the mic
Use key talk you fucking knuckledragger
>>341262558
>do really fucking well in a game against randoms
>one of them add you
>never talk to them or play with them again
I wonder why i even accept these requests if i never bother to play with them again.
>>341294546
>Be in gym class
>Don't want to run
>"Hey teacher I have a heart problem"
>No longer required to do any work or even stay in the gym because lolgymteacher
>Smoke weed in the forest behind school in gym for the next 2 years
>>341295089
>"It's going."
Same here, best response you can give if shit isn't so great for you at the moment.
>>341295089
Nah. I'm honest with people. If I'm not having a good day I'll say that. It's stupid to put on a happy face.
They asked the question, not me.
>>341294642
>No you didn't. You are just another faggot who put her on the pedestal.
I literally thank everyone in the group chat after we are all done. When the match is over and we all need a break from games I tell them all "Thanks for playing, good games." And usually finish with some personal comments like "hey blah blah I noticed you're getting better with such-and-such class."
You sound like an Autismo that doesn't have a group of friends to play with
>someone talks to me
>don't know what to say
why does my brain stop working when someone talks to me in a game
>>341291227
OH GOD THE CRINGE
I FUCKING REMEMBER DELETING MY GOD DAMN 5 YEAR OLD XBOX ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF THIS.
>be me
>play call of duty mw2
>shit talking to people online while tryharding my balls off
>one game i kill this retard who thought i was on his team
>this innocent little high pitch voice of a girl comes on and says something like
>" dangit! this game is hard ! "
>keep playing until the end of the game and leave lobby
>get voice message and party invite
>it's the girl
" hey anon you're pretty good can you teach me how to be so good? "
>panic
>get another party invite and almost shit self
>join out of some autistic level of fear
>join party and play one incredibly awkward game before desperately making a shitty excuse to get offline
>aw, okay anon can you play later?
>....maybe...
>get friends request
>decline and shut off xbox
>get on xbox after a week
>mfw i immediately get a invite from the girl
>she's extremely excited
>she thought the decline was a bug
>too scared to tell her i don't want to play with her
>begrudgingly join and she keeps wanting to play more call of duty together
>scared and uncomfortable i do because i badly wanted to play call of duty
>repeat until one fucking day
>uncomfortably playing in silence with her as usual
>mfw SwagAnon69 Has Joined The Party
>he was one of my real life friends
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>" what's up dude let's get on hal- "
>a scream of excitement fills the lobby as I preemptively tie my noose over my bed
>" HEEEEY DUDE COME PLAY WITH ME AND ANON "
>he immediately gets silent and one minute later i get a voice message saying " anon why the fuck are you playing with a little girl "
>instead of explaining my situation as a extreme beta, i decide to stop playing, delete my account , sell my xbox and cut off all contacts with him
I can't believe you brought this horrible fucking memory back to me.
>>341295495
I actually do and that's exactly the reason why I'm telling you you are a faggot.
Why would you thank people for playing with you, it's not like they did you a favor or had to put up with you. You sound like someone with low self-esteem to be honest.
>>341295947
Because your brain is too used to typing instead of talking
>that online friend you had for years
>one fucking dumb argument happens and he cuts off all contact with you
If you're out there, Frank123, I'm sorry man.
>>341268086
Noch nie davon gehört. Wie geht der Reim auf Deutsch?
>>341295428
I used to think like you, but then I realized it's just a stupid social convention to check if you're willing to initiate a conversation or something like that, they're not really asking if you're fine or not, they probably don't even care.
>that annoying kid who not only has a mic but keeps it on the whole time while he eats shit
>>341296420
>that online friend who you stopped talking to years ago
>still tries to awkwardly strike up a conversation every once in a while
>know you could delete him and never come in contact with him ever again in all of existence
>don't
>>341272584
That's common shit here in the Midwest, I go through that several times a day with random people.
>>341296276
jesus christ
>>341291195
People have been drawing dicks and profanity on walls since the dawn of Civilization.
I'm just trying to make my ancestors proud, Anon.
>>341294260
similar experience
>join WoW guild
>form friendships with some of them
>get to know one player pretty well
>fun to shoot the shit with
>gives me guild vent to talk with them
>it's a girl
>don't treat her any differently than before, have fun
>other guildies start harrassing/constant sexual remarks
>one finds out she lives in his state and stalks her
>get on one day and have a letter in the mail
>heartfelt letter about how much she appreciated my friendship and apologizing for switching servers but can't handle the creeps anymore
>guild dissolves shortly after she leaves
>never join a guild in WoW again
fucking aspies I swear
>>341296276
That's fucking hilarious
>>341296705
>that guy that intentionally plays shitty hip-hop over the mic
every fucking time in gta online
>>341262558
Im that guy.
And I laugh. Its the only thing that matters
>>341296276
>instead of explaining my situation as a extreme beta, i decide to stop playing, delete my account , sell my xbox and cut off all contacts with him
Are you fucking autistic or something?
>>341296807
Yeah and how old were those ancestors when they did that?
>>341296276
>be playing No More Room in Hell
>having a good time
>player that's clearly a kid shows up
>he's nice but still a kid, so sometimes annoying
>play a few rounds
>sends me a friend request
>ohboyherewego
>accept it
>suddenly wants to play all the time
>don't really want to
>look closer at his Steam ID
>it's a brony pic
>look at his small friendslist
>they're all bronies
>unfriend and block immediately
Almost felt bad for a secondStill kinda feel bad
>>341296807
There are literally dicks carved into the coliseum from when people watched the fights
It's always been hilarious
>>341296420
>>341296729
>tfw you still play games with people you met in runescape 12 years ago
Why was everyone in Runescape so social?
>>341296729
The internal battle is real anon.
>>341296705
>he talks while he's eating
This is the shit that annoys me the most, to the point I have to mute him until he's finished.
>>341296276
nigga
>>341296280
The only person here with low self-esteem is the pussy before me who cant congratulate his lads for a good afternoon of gaming. I doubt you use a microphone beyond the barest minimum of vague communication and coordination. And I bet you silently sulk when you lose too.
>>341296881
why didn't you just add her in whatever instant messenger you Americans were using at the time?
fucking online drama
